As I'm Told...THIS IS NOT ASMR! 14 Non-ASMR Triggers

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  • @bedtimegeorge
    @bedtimegeorge 5 років тому +3245

    the level of sarcasm here is dangerous

    • @glacialcub
      @glacialcub 5 років тому +16

      AGREED. I was getting so triggered at first thinking that she was going to be spreading this false knowledge to people due to ignorance or being a pushover (ive never watched this lady's vids before) and then when I saw her start with the shoe-mold, it hit me that "wait then she wouldn't spend so much time playing with it :' )"
      ya I was sooooooooooooooo close to writing a comment being like DONT BELIEVE WHAT THESE PEOPLE TELL U, I LOVE IT DONT STOP

    • @faridanurieva1512
      @faridanurieva1512 5 років тому +6

      I wus gonna ask if it was... Omg

    • @bobsacamano77
      @bobsacamano77 5 років тому +5

      awful comment please jump in nearest bin

    • @JessicaRocker123
      @JessicaRocker123 5 років тому +2

      Dangerous indeed 😢😂😂😂

    • @randjan8592
      @randjan8592 5 років тому +8

      This is one of the best non-ASMR videos I have seen! And I have never seen this lady's videos before.
      My only problem is that sometimes when I realize what I heard, it makes me laugh instead of relax...

  • @bekahfrance1006
    @bekahfrance1006 5 років тому +3793

    This video is the embodiment of “bless your heart”
    And I am 100% here for it

  • @coleslau2372
    @coleslau2372 6 років тому +2193

    Nothing but respect for my petty QUEEN

  • @veronicajo7091
    @veronicajo7091 5 років тому +991

    “No one likes this noise, it is highly unpleasant. Absolutely dreadful”
    IM DYING😂😂😭

  • @elrehaan
    @elrehaan 7 років тому +961

    I was going to comment about how relaxing and enjoyable I found this video but thanks to your more knowledgable commentors I have realised that I actually was very stressed and irritated for the whole 40 minutes. Thank you for sharing your newfound knowledge, Mary, and helping me to see the light. I will now go and bang my head against a brick wall to relax myself before bed.

  • @melliemac5617
    @melliemac5617 7 років тому +302

    I am FLOORED. Absolutely floored by the expert level of sass coming out of this video.
    You shut it down, girl. I thought I was sassy. I thought I knew how to pop back with a razor-sharp cutdown. But no. I am a babe in the sarcasm woods who needs to learn at your feet.
    Also, your tapping is flawless. Other UA-camrs flail around and clatter on things and it sounds like they're shaking a soup can full of rusty nails. Who likes that? It's terrible. But you hit the mark every time.
    As for your shopping, your Aldi hauls are one of my favorite things on your channel. I've found so many products I love thanks to you, and they're calming as hell. I'd also like to point out that you're a hard working, professional woman who GETS YO BIZNUSS DONE. You work for what you have, as evidenced by the year you spent in that apartment saving up for your dream house. You're a role model.
    Your voice is soothing, comforting, and loving. I've told you this before, but your videos make me feel cared about. ASMR (especially your channel) and Zoloft helped pull me out of six years of darkness and grief. I finally feel like a person again, and the way you come to your viewers as a dear friend helped me every day.
    Your nails are always gorgeous, and you have what my grandmother would call "piano hands," lovely and graceful.
    Thank you for who you are. Thank you for your content. As long as you make videos, you'll have a loyal friend and supporter in me.

  • @soteria.yiannacou8693
    @soteria.yiannacou8693 7 років тому +263

    Mary, I gotta tell you, I've been into asmr for 3-4 years and I've literally quit watching all other channels cause you have videos everyday and they' re all I wanna watch. Seriously, your videos are very homemade-ish and that's the best thing about them. Do not change. Ps. Walking around shops with you are certainly my fave type of vids.

    • @ASMRTingledPink
      @ASMRTingledPink 7 років тому +5

      I agree! I sometimes don't get my videos made, because I get so caught up watching hers! 💖

    • @306chick
      @306chick 7 років тому +2

      I am the same!!!! Mary is the new queen of asmr🙋🏻💚 i hate all this new technology used in asmr. Buttt they're are a couple of raw artists I follow but I watch Mary 99% of the time.

    • @ASMRTingledPink
      @ASMRTingledPink 7 років тому +2

      MartiniASMR me too! Once I found her, I find myself watching her videos more than anyone else. She's like an old friend that I've known all my life. And I live in Thailand, where I have no one except my husband, so when I watch her videos, I feel like I'm hanging out with a friend. She helps my sanity! ☺️💖

  • @kropotkinnie
    @kropotkinnie 5 років тому +828

    ok but how the hell did anyone think her face is wrinkled
    she's got god level skin especially for her age; i'm under 20 and my skin looks like a garden specialising in disappointment

    • @kellofangs
      @kellofangs 5 років тому +15

      Ash Ketchum' oh my gosh same

    • @gingercashcat
      @gingercashcat 5 років тому +3

      i bet it doesnt

    • @-loonatheworld
      @-loonatheworld 4 роки тому +6

      what an odd but hilarious way to describe your skin

  • @ruschdog4932
    @ruschdog4932 5 років тому +500

    omg the commitment to the passive aggression.... strong southern energy lol I was stuck between relaxing and giggling loved this

    • @emily_kingham
      @emily_kingham 5 років тому +3

      Riiiiight!! I was drifting off, all comfortable and everything and then I heard her say [while tapping] "I wanna thank the person who made me aware that I have been tapping WAY too much lately...I feel so ashamed of myself." I literally lol'd 😂 and then I was like alright I gotta watch more but then not long after started drifting off again.

  • @cocobutt
    @cocobutt 5 років тому +1673

    I was hoping she just screamed into the camera

  • @anastanisic9206
    @anastanisic9206 7 років тому +659

    "... Since I'm slowely turning into a DRAGON." I died. 😂😂😂

  • @karenxxo
    @karenxxo 7 років тому +196

    This is why I hate that asmr blew up so much. I've been watching ASMR since it started and it was such a small nice community, now it's flooded with negative people, sexual videos and people making fun of ASMR. I love your videos and I appreciate that you made this video. Your scratching was amazing 💖

    • @aaron8106
      @aaron8106 6 років тому +5

      Karen Maxwell
      Negative people - 8chan
      Sexual videos - Camgirls/pornstars who knew about ASMR
      People who make fun of ASMR think it's a fetish

    • @rebeccashea8793
      @rebeccashea8793 6 років тому +1

      i couldn’t agree with you more

    • @gkirkman1990
      @gkirkman1990 5 років тому

      Karen Maxwell so tru.

  • @llghawal
    @llghawal 7 років тому +961

    You’re my sass role model 🙌

  • @Ch3lsi3J0
    @Ch3lsi3J0 5 років тому +396

    How have I never seen this?! Not only are some people really rude and need to learn some manners, I couldn’t help but giggle at how amazingly you dealt with it. Also, as someone that experiences tingles I am happy to know that tapping, scratching and whispering which are some of my favourite ‘non’ triggers, aren’t actually ASMR and I have been a FOOL. I am now thoroughly educated (:
    Thank you for this it brightened up my day and definitely did not give me ASMR tingles o.O

  • @CLBurns52
    @CLBurns52 5 років тому +272

    I want “Number 13: Bitchiness” on a T Shirt 😂

    • @FizzyNightShade
      @FizzyNightShade 5 років тому +21

      Honestly, I completely understand bitchiness. I've watched a few bitchiness asmr videos and they all induce anxiety for me. Except, I've always had anxiety problems with people being rude or bitchy towards me, so that's a me problem.

  • @carolinemurray1899
    @carolinemurray1899 7 років тому +341

    Man, who knew I was enjoying asmr all wrong? Thank you Mary for showing me the light.

    • @harmlessquesti0ns
      @harmlessquesti0ns 6 років тому

      Ikr, I wonder what else they will decide for us😅

  • @lynncinnamonasmr
    @lynncinnamonasmr 7 років тому +353

    hahahahahahahahah! I love it.

  • @laurel953
    @laurel953 7 років тому +727

    Hahahaha your sarcastic vids are my favorite. You keep slaying all these haters.

  • @TheWhiteRabbitASMR
    @TheWhiteRabbitASMR 5 років тому +188

    I just subscribed SPECIFICALLY for this sassiness. Can we please be friends?

  • @idontknowwhatimdoinghere9267
    @idontknowwhatimdoinghere9267 5 років тому +366

    Dang. Do y’all need an ice pack for that burn?

    • @j-s-m-rasmr5292
      @j-s-m-rasmr5292 5 років тому +5

      Good one!! The heat is real here and she slayed it

    • @Dee-ms5rc
      @Dee-ms5rc 5 років тому +4

      Girrrrrlllllll sit down

  • @kambreyweaver4740
    @kambreyweaver4740 7 років тому +704

    This is my favorite non-ASMR, AMSR video of all time.

  • @WhateverIsTrue01
    @WhateverIsTrue01 7 років тому +204

    This is the sassiest title I've never seen and I'm LIVING FOR IT 😂 😂 😂

  • @tingledom
    @tingledom 7 років тому +344

    OMG getting further into this video. Cannot believe how much people lack manners! You're a wonderful, beautiful, amazing person who is devoted to her viewers, and puts out so much content. People don't like it, watch someone else! Don't abuse Mary!!

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +6

      Aw, thank you so much! :)

    • @Kizzalovespugs
      @Kizzalovespugs 7 років тому

      Fan of you both! Keep doing you. F the haters x

    • @CannabrannaLammer
      @CannabrannaLammer 7 років тому

      tingles with flyby ASMR everyone on UA-cam gets shitty comments. It's just part and parcel of giving every idiot under the sun the ability to comment freely.

    • @filipbabovic8474
      @filipbabovic8474 5 років тому

      @@CannabrannaLammer Really calling them idiots?

  • @cupnoodles23
    @cupnoodles23 5 років тому +1616

    Title: *This is NOT ASMR*
    Me: Well this seems like a good ASMR video for the night
    😂 ❤️
    Edit: god dAmn that’s a lot of likes thanks y’all 💕
    Edit: how tf can I get so many likes

    • @isla685
      @isla685 5 років тому +1

      exactly its 2;47 in the morning lmao

    • @ilovedeeppurple69
      @ilovedeeppurple69 5 років тому +1

      @@isla685 its 2:36am rn for me >·>

    • @4our31
      @4our31 5 років тому

      this is my kind

    • @aaaaaalison
      @aaaaaalison 5 років тому

      omg yes I fell asleep multiple times! lol

    • @Hinata-im1pz
      @Hinata-im1pz 5 років тому

      3:11 pm

  • @dinamariexo382
    @dinamariexo382 5 років тому +83

    Commenting on an ASMR video and saying the “tapping seems like a nervous tick” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!! 😂😂

  • @jaybo4023
    @jaybo4023 7 років тому +455

    I'm actually shocked that you don't have more subscribers than you do. You're so fantastic and this video is hilarious

    • @emilyt6834
      @emilyt6834 5 років тому

      That’s what I think all the time !

  • @mandamelonn
    @mandamelonn 7 років тому +427

    I feel like this should be turned into a tag or something. Like how other youtubers do "reading hate comments", but for ASMRtists. I think that would be a good idea :D I'd like to see more of these videos 😂 entertaining, but also triggering. Great idea, Mary!

  • @ahanemone
    @ahanemone 7 років тому +379

    Asmr is such an individual thing and triggers are so individual. For example, I personally don't like mouth sounds like chewing gum and eating sounds, but it sends some others into tingle overdrive. I hate when people are all like "I don't like this particular trigger that you've made a whole video about, so I'm going to whine about it instead of watching something else that I do prefer". It's just so stupid

    • @vm88940
      @vm88940 7 років тому +27

      胖胖Panda I agree with you. Some ASMRtists like to do videos with mouth sounds, I personally dislike them. Like the adult I am pretending be, I skip them. Shocking, I know. Maybe some people need to adult a little harder.

    • @Kissy-Suzuki
      @Kissy-Suzuki 7 років тому +6

      I agree! ....but mine is the 'roleplay' ones, i'm not big into those, But her whispering and the keyboard/tapping sounds, put me into sleep OD! lol ...But, i'd never complain about it, cuz some ppl like it. I just love, love her whispering ...so yummy! lol

    • @harry4319
      @harry4319 7 років тому +1

      Blu see what’s weird is I love other whisper videos of other artists but on here I can’t stand it I makes me cringe to anger idk why normally I like it but I still manage to keep it to myself and not go overboard

    • @Sportdiva7
      @Sportdiva7 7 років тому

      I agree I don't get the mouth sounds! Eating actually irritates me but if someone has a candy in Their mouth while whispering I like it. It's so different for everyone. I personally still get relaxed watching Mary's bitchy videos bc of her calming voice and it's SUPER entertaining.

    • @ashleynl6731
      @ashleynl6731 7 років тому +1

      I so agree!! There's tons of videos that ASMRtists that I love make, and it's not a trigger of mine, or I like it. Instead of being a little b*tch and whining about it, I just move onto the next video of theirs or find something else I like. They can't please every person

  • @kyyomilo
    @kyyomilo 5 років тому +248

    She gives off Phoebe buffet vibes and I LIVE for it

  • @disreya1316
    @disreya1316 5 років тому +94

    i just watched 45 minutes of a christian soccer mum being sarcastic in ASMR
    *AND I FREAKING LOVED IT*

  • @leviosalegolas
    @leviosalegolas 7 років тому +108

    I've never been on this channel before, I'm not even subscribed to any asmr channels. I just randomly clicked on this vid and i just have to say...the humor in this: A++++

  • @SourBoi1213
    @SourBoi1213 7 років тому +82

    Seriously people need to chill out. This is FREE. Mary does not have to keep uploading videos. She doesn't have the do anything anyone tells her. This is her hobby. Her channel. If you don't like it simply watch something else. Constructive criticism is great but when you're straight up telling her shes doing her videos wrong, kick rocks. And Mary good for you for making this video because I think its important to show the dumb complaints and dumb comments you have to deal with. Just know there are tons of people here who respect and will continue to respect you and your videos.

    • @ScottAlmighty
      @ScottAlmighty 7 років тому +2

      I feel like "this is FREE" is basically all that needs to be said. You don't have to watch and you're not out anything if you didn't like one!

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +10

      I love the fact that I get so much love from people like you! Probably 90+% of my comments are positive and AWESOME! I LOVE IT!
      Actually, I've gotten to the point that I look forward to some of these trolling/negative/critical comments. They're just ridiculous, the things they complain about. They make me laugh because I can't imagine having a life where taking the time to write a long, detailed complaint is apparently the most important thing they have going on! It's crazy!

    • @jenboo6782
      @jenboo6782 7 років тому

      The

  • @d.olluwu
    @d.olluwu 7 років тому +169

    according to these commenters, ASMR is legit yelling at the top of your lungs and staring into the camera with zero creativity.
    when i think relaxing, that’s what i think of.

    • @kashafkhurram6532
      @kashafkhurram6532 6 років тому

      Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl no they mean to see the x-rated videos in which the girls wear bikinies or show their tits.

  • @brooklyndelp8945
    @brooklyndelp8945 5 років тому +718

    This video was so unsatisfying that I fell asleep in the first 10 mins

  • @gframe4215
    @gframe4215 5 років тому +172

    I'm Scottish, sarcasm is a way of life for us and so many other cultures just don't 'get it'. This video was utterly brilliant!

    • @hophopfrog8289
      @hophopfrog8289 5 років тому +1

      I live for sarcasm lol

    • @vshoaf21
      @vshoaf21 4 роки тому

      Maybe that’s why I felt so at home when I visited there lol 😂

  • @meredithgrimm6635
    @meredithgrimm6635 7 років тому +843

    How dare you not cater to every individual. ;)

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +119

      I know. It's a real jerk move on my part to make new videos every day, featuring all different types of stuff. SO inconsiderate. :)

  • @IHaveATestTomorrow
    @IHaveATestTomorrow 7 років тому +52

    You are currently my guilty pleasure asmr. I only just discovered you a few weeks ago and currently can't help watching your show and tells for a nap when I should be studying. I hate that you get these comments cause your personality is so soothing and your style of asmr is so personal its amazing!

  • @blerksnarfgut7332
    @blerksnarfgut7332 7 років тому +612

    Mary's sense of humor is drier than a desert lol. Love it!

    • @hadleygrace3916
      @hadleygrace3916 7 років тому

      Squirrel ASMR DESERT 🌵 ... not DESSERT 🍨 😂😂😂

  • @sk8catatonik
    @sk8catatonik 5 років тому +78

    I am LIVING for this shade.
    And by living I mean sleeping.
    Thus was great

  • @77jesusislord
    @77jesusislord 5 років тому +123

    “You are not looking at this item that I spent too much on.” Me to my husband when I come home from shopping

  • @keyboardsaviour
    @keyboardsaviour 7 років тому +713

    Your sense of humour is the best🎉🎉

  • @musicalmarauder8352
    @musicalmarauder8352 7 років тому +679

    Really all that's left is shouting into a megaphone.

    • @Roanoak
      @Roanoak 5 років тому +30

      lol that's how I fall asleep my husband just yells into a megaphone 4 inches from my face... SUPER RELAXING.

    • @my2jedi
      @my2jedi 5 років тому +9

      Be sure to tap on it!

    • @carolchurch3727
      @carolchurch3727 5 років тому

      A baby having a temper tampterm say whaatt??trolls be crazy huh Mary ,

  • @amblebramble3571
    @amblebramble3571 7 років тому +88

    4:57 "This is not ASMR. Totally not. This works for no one." I always knew I was a nobody.

  • @sadie7756
    @sadie7756 5 років тому +71

    sis LMAO the show & tell part had me dying skndakdjsk

    • @empoppe
      @empoppe 5 років тому +2

      OMG me too

  • @wanderingsoul881
    @wanderingsoul881 5 років тому +81

    Lmao, what kind of ASMR have these poor souls been consuming?

  • @SassyCasy
    @SassyCasy 7 років тому +130

    You know it got real when she said bless your heart😂

  • @mackenziebowers3099
    @mackenziebowers3099 7 років тому +491

    Where would we be if we didnt have these people who know everything?

    • @katekursive1370
      @katekursive1370 7 років тому +10

      So humbling to be educated online for free, isn't it? "Actually" is my favorite word now.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +30

      You know where all the know-it-alls get their water from? A "well, actually"
      LOL

    • @charmed310
      @charmed310 7 років тому +1

      Mackenzie Quinn : dead.. we’d be killed from too much tapping and whispering..

  • @marianrohrbach1986
    @marianrohrbach1986 7 років тому +93

    "My whole life has been a lie up to this point." LOL. Mary, you are priceless. Your wit and sarcasm is beyond compare. Even if I didn't get tingles from your videos, I'd still watch them.

  • @lilja1345
    @lilja1345 5 років тому +47

    You are the most dedicated UA-camr I know and honestly people are just intimidated by such a successful woman like yourself. Keep doing you :*

  • @laurenh4744
    @laurenh4744 5 років тому +21

    17:12
    When my mom yells at me in German instead of English:
    “This sound is going to be very different, but it is also terrible.”😂😂😂😂

  • @danielleshea8431
    @danielleshea8431 7 років тому +35

    The problem is that people are only concerned about their own personal needs and aren't considerate of anyone else's. Seems to be the way a lot people are raised these days. Mary you are an icon in the ASMR community, so glad I found youre channel, you have helped me get thru some rough nights! Thanks for being you..
    .

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +2

      You are so welcome! I love doing it, and they're certainly not going to stop me! I do enjoy using their comments occasionally, though! :)

  • @ShelleySailz
    @ShelleySailz 7 років тому +145

    Roleplays don't induce tingles for me at all. So, instead of leaving a rude comment to Mary, or any other ASMRtist, I scroll on past said roleplay video. Jeez, people.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +31

      That's what I do, too. It seems like such a simple concept to me. There are several things that don't trigger ASMR for me at all (eating/mouth sounds, mostly), but you know what? I just don't watch those videos. I would never leave a "this isn't ASMR" type comment on a video like that because I know different things work for different people. Why is that so hard for some people to understand?? It's extremely frustrating.

    • @jadeallan3000
      @jadeallan3000 7 років тому +3

      Im exactly the same roleplays and eating but guarentee Mary uploads 2 different videos on nearly daily so there is aleays something to watch if not i watch an older video not write stupid comments on ones i dont enjoy plenty other people love them! X

    • @creewaters
      @creewaters 6 років тому +1

      Shelley Finally! Someone is smart enough to just leave the video and not leave an unnecessary (and sometimes rude) comment! I do the same, if I don’t like the video, I just leave and find another out there.

    • @EmiMae0117
      @EmiMae0117 6 років тому

      Agreed. If I don’t like it I scroll on by. I’m not big on eating and gum ASMR, but I don’t make nasty comments. There are thousands of other videos to give me tingles.

    • @xamfoam1438
      @xamfoam1438 5 років тому

      tapping doesn’t do anything for me

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 7 років тому +103

    "You are just like other women" - I sure as heck hope so, women are awesome, thanks, buddy!

  • @paigerodger3768
    @paigerodger3768 5 років тому +142

    “Now this sound is going to be very different but it is also terrible”

  • @aerocard4831
    @aerocard4831 5 років тому +112

    Or these people could, ya know...... *not watch the video*

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 5 років тому +4

      AeroCard but that takes common sense and.. who has time for that🤷‍♂️

    • @aerocard4831
      @aerocard4831 5 років тому +1

      @@Silkie_Dragon lol no kidding....

    • @Kylieahann
      @Kylieahann 5 років тому +2

      Then they would have nothing to whinge about.

  • @ginanoname6417
    @ginanoname6417 7 років тому +516

    Normally ASMR supposed to be relaxing, BUT THIS ONE IS NOT! I wanna square up every single person who wrote this to you. I'm bout to unleash the inner angry sparkly friend.

  • @erinaiello5284
    @erinaiello5284 7 років тому +79

    At first, I thought she was serious. Once I realized I was joking I couldn’t stop laughing!!

    • @jillfitzgerald6239
      @jillfitzgerald6239 7 років тому +2

      Erin Aiello me too!! lolz! gd for her that she made a whole video (that i love) off of haters!! 😊

  • @melxnh3ad
    @melxnh3ad 7 років тому +1296

    People fail to realize that they aren't forced to watch your videos.

    • @dawnjensen5615
      @dawnjensen5615 7 років тому +5

      melly wooz Amen!!!

    • @melxnh3ad
      @melxnh3ad 7 років тому +1

      Elle J Idiots that think the world revolves around them

    • @bellagirl0409
      @bellagirl0409 7 років тому

      melly wooz Perfect Response!

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +61

      I'm starting to think that they are, and I swear they watch my videos more than anybody else!

    • @nataliehannaway5042
      @nataliehannaway5042 7 років тому

      SouthernASMR Sounds love all your videos..

  • @ginawhispers6422
    @ginawhispers6422 5 років тому +14

    Also, this just made me realize how much I would love a new inaudible whisper vid from you !!

  • @theonlyexception54
    @theonlyexception54 5 років тому +44

    "Really, all that is left is shouting into a megaphone" hahahaha ICONIC

  • @mollyelizabeth4965
    @mollyelizabeth4965 7 років тому +74

    Please never change, Mary. ❤️ Your videos are the most triggering for me. Even with all of these "non-triggers". 😂

  • @nhunt4
    @nhunt4 7 років тому +121

    Also... when you say” lobster claw clasp” that’s the biggest trigger to me!

  • @Conner_00
    @Conner_00 7 років тому +125

    *triggered* ~ Gosh, this video just reminds me what I love you for haha.
    All the lowkey sassiness in this video is giving me LIFE, love it.

  • @jonesie3769
    @jonesie3769 5 років тому +13

    This is by far the most relaxing, hilariously accurate, and gracefully responsive video I’ve seen thus far! 😊
    Thank you! 💕

  • @KiMiix0x
    @KiMiix0x 5 років тому +38

    "this is me not showing it to you" 😂😂😂

  • @BrokenWings133842
    @BrokenWings133842 7 років тому +151

    Mary don't you know ASMR is best with very loud speaking, car alarms, police sirens, and punching the mic?!?!? Lmao

  • @kk448
    @kk448 7 років тому +36

    the fact that you had complaints on 14 types of ASMR triggers only shows how much variety you put into your videos. the best thing about your channel is that if there's a video that doesn't really work as a trigger for me, i know that you're going to put out another video very soon that will be. i don't know why that's so difficult for other people to understand.

  • @barberess
    @barberess 7 років тому +63

    There are way too many high functioning nutcases in the world. I bet the shopping complaint person thinks you buy every item you show in store walkthroughs. And aldi grocery hauls don't count!!!

  • @hursheltannerjr5163
    @hursheltannerjr5163 5 років тому +40

    I love your sarcasm so much, what if you did a role play based around a sarcastic character😂😂

  • @ddlinaviation9
    @ddlinaviation9 5 років тому +22

    mary: Tapping: this works for no one
    me: Half asleep in a tingle coma; I GUESS I REALLY AM SPECIAL!

  • @prettynaya3335
    @prettynaya3335 7 років тому +84

    So basically what people are saying is asmr is not asmr 😂

  • @LaurenR96xo
    @LaurenR96xo 7 років тому +91

    I would like to nominate this as the single best video on the internet.

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +5

      Aw, thank you! I'm planning on doing a clothes folding video tonight, and I'm hoping it'll be better. You know, all non-ASMR and whatnot. :)

  • @Roxie207
    @Roxie207 7 років тому +166

    Bases loaded! Mary swings and, knocks it outta the park! She takes her time to cross home plate gracefully, with her sweet southern smile, middle fingers raised to the haters. L❤VE You and your non-Asmr triggering self!

    • @kenderclemons274
      @kenderclemons274 7 років тому +3

      IGY6 I imagined her doing this I can totally see it! Love her

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +10

      Hahaha...You don't know how close I came to making a thumbnail picture doing just that!

    • @Roxie207
      @Roxie207 7 років тому +1

      SouthernASMR Sounds LMAO And not one dang person would have blamed you! They need to lay off the hater-aid, get off the bench and step up to the plate if they think they can top the MVP of ASMR. 😘

  • @youme5716
    @youme5716 5 років тому +45

    This is the level of sass i aspire to be/have

  • @mybubbles5552
    @mybubbles5552 5 років тому +34

    The amount of saltiness in the video and comment section gave me all the electrolytes I needed for the week 😆

  • @trenawhite
    @trenawhite 7 років тому +102

    Funny as heck. Love your attitude!! I think we could all learn a lot from the way you respond to people!! Classy as anything xxx

  • @saragodec3925
    @saragodec3925 7 років тому +93

    i love that marylin monroe soap you did not show to us

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +21

      It smells HEAVENLY, but you didn't get to see that, so you don't even know what I'm talking about right now. ;)

  • @ScottAlmighty
    @ScottAlmighty 7 років тому +62

    Wait...how can WHISPERING not be ASMR? For the first, like, two years of "ASMR" on youtube, whispering was almost literally the only kind of "ASMR" content. The first "ASMRtist" on youtube was called "WhisperingLife."
    Also, being like other people who are like you is bad.
    EDIT: ALSO...would you make a non-ASMR video where you whisper/soft-speak and do a QVC/HSN style deal with Christmas ornaments/decor? That would be awesome for Christmas...you know...even though it's not ASMR.

  • @CiaraJH
    @CiaraJH 6 років тому +20

    This video was so enlightening to how rude the asmr community can be. Thank you for this 'not' sassy video.

  • @elliebee7796
    @elliebee7796 5 років тому +32

    Who knew Mary could be so SAVAGE AF!

  • @lilyrosaa2123
    @lilyrosaa2123 7 років тому +37

    Wait, ‘70s?! I never would have guessed you were a child in the ‘70s. You look so young🙂

  • @billy88keys26
    @billy88keys26 7 років тому +94

    OMG! I just noticed that the words on your cards are not perfectly centered. Do try and use a professional printer if you have plans of amy success in the ASMR and video worlds. My lord, woman, the humanity!

  • @shannon4386
    @shannon4386 7 років тому +50

    "You don't have a garden? You already have cancer." Deceased.

  • @lucydanko4015
    @lucydanko4015 5 років тому +37

    SHE HASHTAGGED IT THE MORE YOU KNOW AHHH I LOVE HER WHAT. A. QUEEN.

  • @rital8993
    @rital8993 5 років тому +4

    Yes, Mary, stop chasing people, like properly running after them, with your videos and forcing them to sit down and keep their eyes open and click on your video and whatch it through the end. You just need to stop that. These people are right to express their frustration. Also, they must definitely be much happier and more content with life than you can ever be. So I'm glad you finally admitted they are right.

  • @queenmubeenah
    @queenmubeenah 7 років тому +129

    Love you mary. You are my number 1 asmr artist😘✨✨✨✨✨🥂🍾🙌🏻🙌🏻🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈☝️🗽

  • @mirandayerby97
    @mirandayerby97 7 років тому +76

    😆 I love it! Go girl! Btw my brain must be very confused bc I couldn't have possibly actually gotten some tingles; I must have imagined it.

  • @IAmErica-qv7wj
    @IAmErica-qv7wj 7 років тому +121

    You should change your name to SouthernNOTasmrSounds ...lol

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +11

      I'm thinking that that still wouldn't be good enough, because I shouldn't even associate myself with the term "ASMR". It'd have to be "SouthernNOTSounds".

  • @esmeraldameza3950
    @esmeraldameza3950 5 років тому +71

    I love the tapping and your whispering. People if you dont like tapping or whispering.asmr isn't for you. 🤬

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +2

      Lol is she supposed to yell or something? I don’t understand what they want.

    • @lilzombiegurl6431
      @lilzombiegurl6431 5 років тому +1

      my asmr is different I don't really like whispering at all or a lot of tapping I like to watch Female ASMR and Late Night Tingles ASMR when he's not talking. I'm more of a people watcher like playing with hair or looking at things (inspection). really helps me sleep at night.
      I'm not one of these people that sent them negative comments though I never have seen any of her videos before lol this one popped up on my recommendations.
      Not every asmr video is for you and some things will trigger you and some won't.

    • @salemthesapphic5116
      @salemthesapphic5116 5 років тому +1

      But lots of people get same from people not whispwring... like unintentional asmr... so... if you don't like whispering, Just try a different channel or style. It doesn't mean they don't like asmr. It means they just experience it from different things

    • @honimello
      @honimello 3 роки тому

      they could also just watch no talking asmr

  • @debbiwendel2544
    @debbiwendel2544 5 років тому +29

    I don’t know how I missed this video but OMG! This was THE BEST!! LOL. I LOVE your videos!!!

  • @David-oh6nn
    @David-oh6nn 7 років тому +89

    I absolutely DID NOT love this entire video. In no way did I find it clever, really humorous, cute, and relaxing. I don't look forward to the next one very much.

    • @David-oh6nn
      @David-oh6nn 7 років тому +5

      Also, I WOULD NOT like to see more whispered pointer videos, those are not my favorites.

    • @cozyrosie1201
      @cozyrosie1201 5 років тому

      You aren’t forced to watch her videos

    • @shani_stitches
      @shani_stitches 5 років тому +7

      @@cozyrosie1201 it's called sarcasm....

    • @jen6315
      @jen6315 5 років тому

      @@shani_stitches omg what an idiot that guy, it went right over his head

    • @cozyrosie1201
      @cozyrosie1201 5 років тому

      @@shani_stitches you are sarcasm

  • @sarahfab4849
    @sarahfab4849 7 років тому +73

    THE SHAAAADE. YOU ARE SO FANTASTIC 'women are not something to aspire to' absolute legend, i love you so much

  • @lewpz
    @lewpz 7 років тому +327

    This is the most tingly non-asmr video I've ever seen...dammit. You better cut back on these non triggers. Since they obviously don't work. x]

    • @lewpz
      @lewpz 7 років тому +9

      Oh and don't forget the guy that didn't want you to join "the tapping crew" that he sees too much on UA-cam...lmaoooo

  • @LoriBeth428
    @LoriBeth428 6 років тому +10

    You are hands down the best ASMRer and you handled the foolish "know it all" comments perfectly and the sarcastic response is fantastic ~ didn't think it was possible to love you more than I already did xoxo

  • @pixieb.9745
    @pixieb.9745 5 років тому +9

    Oh
    My
    GAWD!!
    Your soft spoken videos (including this one) are my FAVORITES!!
    Crinkling paper and tapping are not a favorite of MINE but that doesn't mean others don't like them...
    And I LOVE your show and tells...especially when they are done in soft spoken.
    It's funny when you do a store walk through and there are people in the background or employee's on the PA I always think...can't they just shut the store to everyone else while Mary does her thing ♥♥♥

  • @nhunt4
    @nhunt4 7 років тому +25

    You triggered me with every “non trigger” 😂 you are killing it as always! Stay strong 🙏

  • @randomchannel6479
    @randomchannel6479 7 років тому +104

    This should be fun don’t listen to the haters because they only care about themselves and don’t think about
    Others

    • @SouthernASMRSounds
      @SouthernASMRSounds  7 років тому +22

      Adam Stringwell But it's so much FUN to listen to them! 😋😋

  • @yoyohayli
    @yoyohayli 7 років тому +53

    Different strokes for different folks.
    ...except for women which I am certainly not one of and whom no one should aspire to be like.

  • @emileemckenzie1923
    @emileemckenzie1923 5 років тому +28

    *jenna marbles voice*
    HELL YEA MARY

  • @marc3122
    @marc3122 5 років тому +19

    "everything that we have believed is a *l i e* ."
    You're amazing. I hope you know that.