When Sportscasters Add Nothing Of Value

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  • @stephenwodz7593
    @stephenwodz7593 11 місяців тому +4177

    "Both teams want to win this game."
    I swear an announcer said that before an NFL game.

    • @truthwatcher2096
      @truthwatcher2096 11 місяців тому +124

      Well that usually means that it's a particularly important match compared to the ones played before and possibly even after depending on how the tournament system works

    • @Regolith86
      @Regolith86 11 місяців тому +116

      Probably John Madden. He was the king of talking a lot without saying anything.

    • @olencone4005
      @olencone4005 11 місяців тому +77

      I'm pretty sure I've heard most of lines in this skit at one game or another IRL 😂

    • @MikadoYuma
      @MikadoYuma 11 місяців тому +49

      In their defense, some NFL teams do what they call "tank" where you lose on purpose to improve their draft position. Unless things have changed, I'd guess 1/3 of the teams do that towards the end of the season if its not going to be a playoff year.

    • @jrmako7933
      @jrmako7933 11 місяців тому +9

      Definitely Joe Buck or Troy Aikman lol Airheads with nothing to offer.

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks 11 місяців тому +7310

    The bottom line is Ryan and George really are giving 110%.

    • @dermade83
      @dermade83 11 місяців тому +255

      100%.

    • @velisvideos6208
      @velisvideos6208 11 місяців тому +83

      100% correct.

    • @BussyBuster69
      @BussyBuster69 11 місяців тому +56

      They really put 100% into recording the dialogue they wrote.

    • @lahiruerangafile
      @lahiruerangafile 11 місяців тому +6

      I wonder if it's a reference to motivational sketch of Frank James

    • @azahel542
      @azahel542 11 місяців тому +53

      People don't realize...

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal 11 місяців тому +882

    This is 100% what it has sounded like every time i have accidentally tuned in to one of those pre/post game analysis talks.

    • @JZikovsky
      @JZikovsky 10 місяців тому +23

      110% agree!

    • @RoboSoccer
      @RoboSoccer 10 місяців тому +2

      Yuppp

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 10 місяців тому +25

      110%. They gave it their all up there in the booth and it showed in the final result. They just wanted it more and they went out there to get it.

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 9 місяців тому +7

      100% guarantee that these announcers aren’t giving it 110% in their announcing. As a matter of fact, I’m about 75% sure they’re only giving about 62.5% percent effort.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 9 місяців тому

      @@nobody5333 The only thing I'm 100% sure on is that 96.25% of percentages are made up on the spot.

  • @jasondowns940
    @jasondowns940 11 місяців тому +1447

    My all time favorite “ya know Mike, sometimes it just comes down to which team scored more” 😂😂

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace 11 місяців тому +40

      What it really comes down to is: If you wanna score points, you gotta put the puck in the goal.

    • @funkoxen
      @funkoxen 11 місяців тому +15

      They can win it all here if they score, but they do have to score.

    • @jackdonith
      @jackdonith 10 місяців тому +7

      Sometimes indeed! 110%!

    • @paulcarboni4511
      @paulcarboni4511 10 місяців тому +27

      Many years ago (2009 I believe) I was watching Bama play Tennessee and Gary Danielson, when speaking of the Bama quarterback (McElroy), said, "If you don't include all the incomplete passes McElroy has been extremely accurate today."
      Good job, Gary. Good job.

    • @chessicahullum2896
      @chessicahullum2896 10 місяців тому +3

      They played it minute by minute-rofl

  • @bryanf6638
    @bryanf6638 11 місяців тому +1726

    This is 110% how every sportscaster sounds to me.

    • @EnkiduIX
      @EnkiduIX 11 місяців тому +64

      100%

    • @BenDank
      @BenDank 11 місяців тому +45

      @@EnkiduIX 100% of 110%

    • @ChiefGore429
      @ChiefGore429 11 місяців тому +11

      I once gave 100% and had an aneurysm

    • @yuuzyerbrejn9603
      @yuuzyerbrejn9603 11 місяців тому +26

      Well, it's 50% mental, 50% physical, and 50% emotional to be a sportscaster. You really have to take it one play at a time, 100%

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 11 місяців тому +13

      Well, aside from the ones who are yelling so loud and fast that you can't actually make out any of what they're saying, anyway.

  • @pinklantern
    @pinklantern 11 місяців тому +513

    It’s both sad and fascinating how I couldn’t tell what was different about this sketch from a real sportscast for waaaaay too long. Well done.

    • @mwojcik2
      @mwojcik2 10 місяців тому +22

      Indeed, it uncannily resembled both of the sporting events I have ever witnessed.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 місяці тому

      Wait, there was a difference? =O

  • @davidjpeacock
    @davidjpeacock 11 місяців тому +486

    "If it had gone in the net it would have been a goal!"
    "Football is a game of two halves."

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 11 місяців тому +16

      Yes, “foot” and “ball.”

    • @chrisdixon6277
      @chrisdixon6277 11 місяців тому +2

      Good old Michael Owen 😂

    • @joso7228
      @joso7228 9 місяців тому +2

      Wrong. "Football is a game of four quarters."

    • @mateomoreano9
      @mateomoreano9 8 місяців тому

      @@joso7228 wuss, that's not football that's american football

    • @freddiepitts7611
      @freddiepitts7611 8 місяців тому

      Don't use your feet, don't use a ball​@@joso7228

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh0 11 місяців тому +1728

    I actually heard a golf announcer say this: "If he would have hit the ball a little farther, he wouldn't have to make such a long putt."

    • @ObsessiveGeek
      @ObsessiveGeek 11 місяців тому +135

      Sleep easy knowing that person earns more than we cover dream of! 😭

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 11 місяців тому +40

      people actually watch golf?

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 11 місяців тому

      @@JimmyMon666Yes

    • @mikeyh0
      @mikeyh0 11 місяців тому +12

      @@JimmyMon666 Tiger Woods was great to watch.

    • @somejerkbag
      @somejerkbag 11 місяців тому +31

      Yeah golf announcers 😂. 90% of the camera looking at sky. What is there to talk about?

  • @Zohkine
    @Zohkine 11 місяців тому +191

    I'm so glad you did the cut to the hockey player not saying anything useful too. I love this!

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 11 місяців тому +664

    “You miss 110% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 11 місяців тому +12

      My ass: you can not miss when you don't shoot, that is a requirement.

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 11 місяців тому +41

      "'You miss 110% of the shots you don't take.' - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 11 місяців тому +10

      @@Mibbitmaker Opened the replies for this.

    • @XtremiTeez
      @XtremiTeez 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@OmniscientWarriorthen why do they keep the stat: Untaken Shots On Goal?

    • @robinie4015
      @robinie4015 11 місяців тому +3

      110% true

  • @Teauma
    @Teauma 11 місяців тому +165

    "Taking it minute by minute really is the only way to go in an entropic universe"

  • @gabrielramirez442
    @gabrielramirez442 10 місяців тому +121

    "Both teams came to play" makes me die laughing every time

  • @bluicarys732
    @bluicarys732 11 місяців тому +331

    Ive heard this exact conversation about a new quarterback. "Hes going to want to get points, you know, hes not going to want to fumble or mess up". Thank you for describing what competition is.

    • @isiahs9312
      @isiahs9312 3 місяці тому

      Maybe all sportscasting is for 5 year olds or people so drunk they temporarily think on that level?

  • @spore9428
    @spore9428 11 місяців тому +161

    "Sometimes it comes down to who wants it more" a tried and true classic

  • @Cec9e13
    @Cec9e13 11 місяців тому +157

    This is every sportscaster ever.
    Every coach interview.
    Every player interview.
    I once heard a player - I forget which sport, but he was a pro - say, "Well, I think we just need to make fewer mistakes," and I did not let my sports-fan husband forget that for a long time.

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 9 місяців тому +13

      Well that sounds perfectly reasonable; they should make fewer mistakes than the other team 😂😂😂

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 місяці тому +2

      "Shit man, we need to make more mistakes out there, then we'd win the games, frfr"
      -No-one in particular

  • @luisvizcarra3801
    @luisvizcarra3801 11 місяців тому +512

    That small delay with the head nodding at the end was perfect! Cracked me up lol. 🤣

    • @mantabond
      @mantabond 11 місяців тому +3

      Exactly. You saw it too, yes?

    • @OriginalJetForMe
      @OriginalJetForMe 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes!

    • @steveg6199
      @steveg6199 11 місяців тому +1

      That little touch was my favourite part! Priceless!

    • @michaelkvalvik7358
      @michaelkvalvik7358 11 місяців тому +1

      Came here to say that! So great!

  • @SpideyWarsStudios
    @SpideyWarsStudios 11 місяців тому +385

    Ryan's impression of a player being interviewed was so hilariously accurate 😂

    • @stopspammandm
      @stopspammandm 11 місяців тому +21

      Only he had too many teeth to be a hockey player 😊

    • @mavericktheace
      @mavericktheace 11 місяців тому +7

      110%

    • @melonhead118
      @melonhead118 11 місяців тому +11

      just needed a hundred more sniffs between every other word

    • @joaquinillo_
      @joaquinillo_ 11 місяців тому +4

      It was a game, we did our best but so did the other team

    • @teamcoltra
      @teamcoltra 11 місяців тому +2

      "Yeah it's really a team game, we went out there in the first period and we really gave it our all and I think we just want to go back out there and seal the deal for Canada"

  • @queenfree85
    @queenfree85 11 місяців тому +111

    Pure genius 😂😂😂 The accuracy is hilariously maddening 😂😂😂 That delay with the head nod for the rinkside reporter and the sweaty out of breath demeanor of the player were chefs kiss good! 😂😂😂

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 10 місяців тому +5

      right??? this was amazing 😂😂😂

    • @oscarurbina6951
      @oscarurbina6951 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 10 місяців тому +3

      Plus his slightly more distinctly Canadian accent.

  • @liamwalsh4008
    @liamwalsh4008 11 місяців тому +485

    "Once they hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 11 місяців тому +22

      That is my actual favourite Zapp quote. I need to use it more.

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 11 місяців тому +7

      uuuahgh

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 4 місяці тому +4

      You won't have time for sleep.......not with all the bed making you'll be doing

    • @t10rock
      @t10rock 12 годин тому

      In the game of chess, you can never let the other player see your pieces

  • @marcushletko8258
    @marcushletko8258 11 місяців тому +436

    I love that at 1:43 Ryan George remembered to add the little delay in transmission between the ringside reporters and the sportscasters

    • @hownotto4067
      @hownotto4067 11 місяців тому +5

      Perfect

    • @jamsbasketball9676
      @jamsbasketball9676 11 місяців тому +3

      That got me good

    • @TheQuark6789
      @TheQuark6789 11 місяців тому +8

      Which is extra hilarious when they're in the same building

    • @bg7070
      @bg7070 11 місяців тому +4

      He's a details man.

    • @12what34the
      @12what34the 11 місяців тому +4

      Rinkside*

  • @CyrilFiggis36
    @CyrilFiggis36 11 місяців тому +148

    If it didn't look like Ryan I'd have guessed that this was Michael Owen commentating. He's given us such insights as:
    "Whichever team scores more goals usually wins."
    "I love these players with two feet."
    And who could forget "If there’s a bit of rain about, it makes the surface wet."

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth 11 місяців тому +8

      I'd love for this guy to comment on my life, he sounds lovely and very informative!

    • @Ricketator
      @Ricketator 10 місяців тому +1

      Words of wisdom

    • @fedfed6485
      @fedfed6485 10 місяців тому +1

      Yep, immediately thought that this is just Owen's quote adapted for hockey context.

    • @pastafarian7779
      @pastafarian7779 8 місяців тому +8

      To be fair, the "two feet" comment is clearly indicating players who can "(play) with two feet". Now you might say, well all professional footballers can play with both feet. Yes, to some degree, but there are very few players who are equally good with both feet. Even less so in the modern game.
      Not that I'm here to defend Owen's commentating as a whole.

    • @mcleafybranch3914
      @mcleafybranch3914 8 місяців тому

      average loading screen tips be like

  • @juangabrielcabardo21
    @juangabrielcabardo21 11 місяців тому +1426

    As a sportscaster who adds nothing of value, i can relate

    • @sgrey9181
      @sgrey9181 11 місяців тому +24

      Stephen A Smith???? Is that you???

    • @FalconRS
      @FalconRS 11 місяців тому +21

      Explain why your existence is even necessary

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 11 місяців тому +13

      this is certainly a comment made by a sportscaster.

    • @mauricebarth4401
      @mauricebarth4401 11 місяців тому +31

      you really did write a comment in which you state, that you are a sportcaster who ads nothing of value an I just want to comment...... thats what you wrote up there.

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd 11 місяців тому +7

      This was a comment.

  • @lemuntpicard7482
    @lemuntpicard7482 11 місяців тому +203

    I've never been a sports guy, but when journalists went on strike years ago, I started to watch Hockey because they were just playing the ambient sound of the arena. It was enthralling!

    • @LtVax27
      @LtVax27 11 місяців тому +7

      It's like Casino's, they need heaps of audio stimuli to keep people hooked.

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors 11 місяців тому +3

      I remember hearing about how awkward Sumo Wrestling was during early Corona. Nobody but the wrestlers at the arena meant you could hear all the body noises

    • @threedragonstalk2123
      @threedragonstalk2123 11 місяців тому +5

      This should be an option all the time.

    • @isiahs9312
      @isiahs9312 3 місяці тому

      ​@@LiveErrorsthat's gross and hilarious. Like the sound of grunts and slabs of meat slamming into other slabs of meat

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors 3 місяці тому +1

      @@isiahs9312 reportedly even the occasional fart

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 10 місяців тому +12

    I am 110% watching 100% of these videos. I am taking these videos one video at a time, because this is the Ryan George channel, and I want it more. It really comes down to me executing a view and putting more likes on the board. I only had two minutes to view this video, so I had to make the most of it. At the end of the day, it all boils down to it is what it is, but it isn't over until it's over.

  • @superking100
    @superking100 11 місяців тому +431

    I unironically forgot I was watching a parody video because this was so accurate.

    • @-Monad-
      @-Monad- 10 місяців тому +21

      Same, I legitimately zoned out as though a game was on in the background

    • @franceskoz
      @franceskoz 10 місяців тому +5

      Same! :P I actually had to pay attention more to even realize it because it sounds so normal.

    • @gypsybelle4757
      @gypsybelle4757 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @paxe856
      @paxe856 10 місяців тому +5

      @@-Monad-I literally zoned out on my phone like I always do when the announcers are talking about random bullshit like it was a normal game 😂

  • @antoniistark16
    @antoniistark16 11 місяців тому +233

    The delay for the audio to reach the third reporter and nodding made me laugh more than it should have 😂.

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 11 місяців тому +8

      He really goes the extra kilometre! He’s from Canada, so I felt metric French spelling was appropriate.
      There’s one pitch meeting where screenwriter guy uses the word “route”. Producer guy replies also using the word route. One of them pronounced it the Canadian Way (root rhyming with toot) and the other the American Way (rout rhyming with about). It is that kind of detail that makes his comedy priceless.
      Racking my brains trying to think which pitch meeting it was. I’m going to guess the Phantom Menace because it involves a discussion about trade routes …
      Confirmed! If you start that pitch meeting at 35 seconds, he says “blah blah taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems.” 😂

    • @commbir5148
      @commbir5148 10 місяців тому

      How much should it have made you laugh?

    • @antoniistark16
      @antoniistark16 10 місяців тому +4

      @@commbir5148 Like a tiny giggle, but I laughed like it was a great punchline.

    • @bryan199234bs
      @bryan199234bs 10 місяців тому

      ​@@commbir5148All of it. 110%

    • @gzoek
      @gzoek 10 місяців тому

      Came here to say the same thing 😂

  • @azrani2023
    @azrani2023 10 місяців тому +38

    Can we talk about that little smirk he gives after delivering a particularly pointless phrase 😂😂 e.g. at 0:54 .. this just makes it perfect

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 10 місяців тому +3

      That's him slowly dying inside.

    • @webslinger516
      @webslinger516 10 місяців тому +3

      How the camera lingers on him just a little bit extra had me dying

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 10 місяців тому

      @@webslinger516 absolutely!!!! 😂😂

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL 11 місяців тому +752

    The team that wants it more and executes effectively has better chances to gain the advantage. Hockey indeed is a physical and challenging game 110% 😂

    • @kylasbitch
      @kylasbitch 11 місяців тому

      100%

    • @jacobmccoy8019
      @jacobmccoy8019 11 місяців тому +9

      100%

    • @zlozlozlo
      @zlozlozlo 10 місяців тому

      @@jacobmccoy8019 100% a 110%.

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 10 місяців тому +3

      At least we all now knew that we are watching a hockey game. A 100 percent

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 11 місяців тому +103

    The smug facial expressions after telling something 100% obvious are just perfect.

    • @GarrisIiari
      @GarrisIiari 11 місяців тому +3

      Plus the camera staying on them just a *bit* too long after they say it... Also classic as well.

    • @Adrian-dl9nb
      @Adrian-dl9nb 11 місяців тому

      110%

    • @danser_theplayer01
      @danser_theplayer01 11 місяців тому

      100% 110%@@Adrian-dl9nb

    • @danser_theplayer01
      @danser_theplayer01 11 місяців тому

      @@Adrian-dl9nb 100% "110%"

    • @klinezero
      @klinezero 9 місяців тому

      I can't tell if Ronnie is being smug or dying inside 😂

  • @xaviermcgettigan8968
    @xaviermcgettigan8968 11 місяців тому +19

    Literally the only channel where I'm sad when there's no ad, I hope the Adstronaut is doing okay up there in Ad Space.

  • @mauriciomorais7818
    @mauriciomorais7818 11 місяців тому +333

    1:01 His mouth says "That was certainly a hit, Alex"
    but his eyes say "Please God, end my suffering"

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 11 місяців тому +844

    "100%, people don't even realize." 😂

    • @Asathegoopy
      @Asathegoopy 11 місяців тому +41

      100%, people don’t realize

    • @MSpotatoes
      @MSpotatoes 11 місяців тому +38

      People don't realize.

    • @Chris_Hood
      @Chris_Hood 11 місяців тому +37

      That's most definitely a callback to a previous sketch there, let's review that step by step in slow motion replay and several times from any possible angle

    • @rexisgamer
      @rexisgamer 11 місяців тому +20

      The thing about people is they don't realize.

    • @fieryelf
      @fieryelf 11 місяців тому +8

      Damn it, you beat me to it.

  • @seancolmes7527
    @seancolmes7527 8 місяців тому +1

    this is so awesome! my favorite part is around 1:42 when the rink side announcer is subtly nodding his head waiting for his cue to start blabbing. this whole thing is spot on.

  • @jacobmartinez9339
    @jacobmartinez9339 11 місяців тому +122

    And of course the coach pull-aside interviews that add so much.
    "We're just not playing to our standard right now"
    "I don't pay attention to the records and media hype. Every win is tough and we're focused on the here and now"
    "It's not any one guy, its on me and the coaching staff as much as the players"
    "The only way we'll hold this lead is by keeping our foot on the gas."
    "We've had some good plays, but we have to play the whole 60 minutes"

    • @LLachs283
      @LLachs283 11 місяців тому +15

      also
      "the other team came here to win too"
      "against xyz is never easy"
      "if we dont make the goal the other team might win"

    • @GayleenFroese
      @GayleenFroese 11 місяців тому +5

      I'll never forget the mid-game interview when the Oilers were losing the Stanley Cup final to the Hurricanes. One of the players basically said, "Yeah, there's no excuse for us. I don't know what to tell you."

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace 11 місяців тому +1

      "I can't comment on pending litigation."

  • @AngelWolf12
    @AngelWolf12 11 місяців тому +462

    This is what all sports sound like to me.

    • @Hummingbirder1
      @Hummingbirder1 11 місяців тому +12

      110%!

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 11 місяців тому +9

      @@Hummingbirder1 100%

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 11 місяців тому +11

      I think this is how they sound to everyone, some people just seem to mysteriously love it when the sports guys ramble aimlessly about what everyone is already looking at

    • @MarylandFarmer.
      @MarylandFarmer. 11 місяців тому +12

      Especially those post game interviews. Everyone did their best out there, then game was over and the score was what the score was

    • @redeyestones3738
      @redeyestones3738 11 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @AkuFexin
    @AkuFexin Місяць тому +2

    Wow this really was 100% !
    People didn't even realize!!

  • @joshuaburba1048
    @joshuaburba1048 11 місяців тому +105

    The best part of these skits is that Ryan is only SLIGHTLY exaggerating. They're so close to the reality, which is why they are so freaking hilarious.
    Well done yet again sir.

    • @christinegengaro8931
      @christinegengaro8931 11 місяців тому +3

      You are so right. Reality is so close to this, it’s eerie. I make these observations every time I watch sportsball. 😂

    • @idemus168
      @idemus168 11 місяців тому +2

      Writing these skits is barely and inconvenience

    • @yondie491
      @yondie491 11 місяців тому +2

      Is even that much? I grew up watching John Madden and... this feels like a documentary to me :)

    • @joshuaburba1048
      @joshuaburba1048 11 місяців тому +2

      @@idemus168 I think you meant to say, "Writing these skits is super easy, barely an inconvenience." 😉😉😉

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 11 місяців тому

      So do sportscasters ever say anything that actually gives you real information, or is it just platitudes like this?

  • @happytreefriend2619
    @happytreefriend2619 11 місяців тому +263

    That was absolutely on point, bc it made me zone out immediately 😂
    It’s like reading your horoscope… it’s going to be a year. According to some rocks in space you’re going to have good and bad days.

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 11 місяців тому +13

      "According to some rocks in space..." 🤣😂

    • @vh8542
      @vh8542 11 місяців тому +13

      I for one don't like the way that one rock makes me feel sometimes

    • @casvandijck9338
      @casvandijck9338 11 місяців тому +2

      Did you just wrongfully assume the physical properties of stars? It's the 21st century, you just can't do that anymore, jeez...

    • @noobtaskmaster9884
      @noobtaskmaster9884 11 місяців тому +2

      Like dude no shit, that's life. Its normal to have good and bad days

    • @FoggyMcFogFace
      @FoggyMcFogFace 11 місяців тому +1

      It's not the rocks, it's the shiny lava balls that decide what happens!

  • @eyesyt7571
    @eyesyt7571 10 місяців тому +148

    This isn't even satire.

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 7 місяців тому +7

      Halftime interviews with the coach are even worse.

    • @ryanwesneski5359
      @ryanwesneski5359 7 місяців тому +5

      Yes, it's parody.

  • @Tysto
    @Tysto 11 місяців тому +23

    Ryan really has his head in the game and is focused on the fundamentals. He's waited all year for this, and he's taking his chance. It's a beautiful thing to watch. Poetry in motion.

  • @AscheWholeProductions
    @AscheWholeProductions 11 місяців тому +238

    This literally sounds like every actual sports event I've watched on tv in the past ten years.

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy 11 місяців тому +17

      They all share the same script

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 11 місяців тому +3

      It does 🤣

    • @alanwhite7664
      @alanwhite7664 11 місяців тому +5

      I've noticed it's definitely what American sportscasters/bad sportscasters sound like. Just noise

    • @NaughtyShepherd
      @NaughtyShepherd 11 місяців тому +2

      I’m 52, I’ll up that assessment to 40 years

    • @mattc9598
      @mattc9598 11 місяців тому +2

      think about it though... Imagine a hockey game where nobody speaks. Just an hour of gameplay and not a single person going "this guy passes to that guy, sets him up, AND HE SCORES!"

  • @rocknorris9508
    @rocknorris9508 11 місяців тому +17

    Love the pregnant pause at the end of some of Ronny’s lines like he’s waiting for applause at such a great comment

    • @CalvinNoire
      @CalvinNoire 11 місяців тому +2

      What does pregnant pause mean?

    • @johnclifford369
      @johnclifford369 10 місяців тому +6

      @@CalvinNoire Pregnant's literal meaning is "full of potential" so it's just a silence with potential.

    • @Loguer
      @Loguer 10 місяців тому

      ​Unless the pause expects a baby​ @@johnclifford369

  • @boginoid
    @boginoid 11 місяців тому +74

    I appreciate how blue suit Ryan has that typical "I'm in pain" smile. I never understood how it finds it's way to the screen but it always does.

    • @Lavonne9870
      @Lavonne9870 11 місяців тому +11

      It's a combo of jock itch, athlete's foot and yesterday's chili dog.

    • @JohnEpto-ng6ml
      @JohnEpto-ng6ml 11 місяців тому +2

      Can there be a montage of those smile moments

  • @raramama
    @raramama 11 місяців тому +175

    "Hockey can be a physical game." Im shocked! Was waiting to hear "Teamwork makes the dream work" at the end there. 😂

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 10 місяців тому +2

    This is correct. I am a woman, and not interested in sports, but I’ve lived for 45 years, and haven’t been able to completely avoid seeing this exact thing on screens now and then.
    “Sports are sports, are they not?”
    “Indeed. 100%”
    “This team is really going to have to play to win.”
    “That’s right. And that’s what they came to do.”
    Meanwhile, me, slack jawed, like “wut?”

  • @proprishu2712
    @proprishu2712 11 місяців тому +456

    I would watch Ryan as a commentator even without sports

    • @velisvideos6208
      @velisvideos6208 11 місяців тому +13

      Who cares about hockey anyway? If you have seen one game you have seen pretty much 110% of them.

    • @chamith256
      @chamith256 11 місяців тому +10

      spurts

    • @Archangel20X
      @Archangel20X 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@chamith256I was just going to correct that. You beat me to it 😂

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 11 місяців тому +5

      That's... this.

    • @SkyHighSkylar
      @SkyHighSkylar 11 місяців тому +2

      @@chamith256beat me to it 😂

  • @alphabetbeer
    @alphabetbeer 11 місяців тому +46

    This reminds me of a Madden quote "At this point they only have two options, they can either pass the ball or run it." (Slight paraphrase)

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 11 місяців тому +10

      "They might be thinking, somewhere in the back of their minds, of taking a knife to the ball, vacuum-sealing it in plastic, and mailing it to a YMCA in Tajikistan, but that's just not on the table right now."

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 11 місяців тому +4

      "Here's a guy who, when he puts his contacts in, he can see better."

    • @calebklingerman7902
      @calebklingerman7902 11 місяців тому +6

      Madden was the King of stating the obvious, but since he was our jolly old football grandpa, we never cared!

  • @s.k.linnalitrpg3535
    @s.k.linnalitrpg3535 10 місяців тому +2

    What makes me sad is I am so indoctrinated by sports talk I already filled in exactly what all those empty comments meant for each team, their seasons, and how the game was unfolding

  • @doesntLookDruish
    @doesntLookDruish 11 місяців тому +107

    Reminds me of Bedazzled when Brendan Fraser’s character became a basketball player.
    “Well, you know, ya just gotta go out there and give it 110%. Uhh, you wanna play good, you try to play good, and…well, I think we played good tonight.”

    • @jon_odinson
      @jon_odinson 11 місяців тому

      Damn the devil! Damn the devil to hell!!!

    • @Abood99222
      @Abood99222 11 місяців тому +1

      110%

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 11 місяців тому +4

      When I think of Bedazzled, all I can think of is... Liz Hurley... outfits... so...
      I'm sorry. Back then, Liz Hurley was 11/10. My brain doesn't continue thoughts well to form when think of.

    • @screenname8267
      @screenname8267 11 місяців тому +1

      THAT'S the name of the movie!!
      I have been trying to remember it for MONTHS now!
      ....I still don't know why I suddenly wanted to remember the name... just that I wanted to and couldn't...

    • @haydenkirk8884
      @haydenkirk8884 11 місяців тому +2

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck Liz Hurley can still get it

  • @Grasslander
    @Grasslander 11 місяців тому +68

    They really got on those skates, Alex. They skated with sticks in their hands, or clubs. They really clubbed that ball, the puck. The puck flew, I saw it fly, so that all the cats watching the TV at home can try and catch it with their paw. That's what it's all about, Alex.

  • @NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloe
    @NeverlandSystemPunkGirlChloe 10 місяців тому +4

    This is better than MOST sports commentary honestly.

  • @rghnwfeov
    @rghnwfeov 11 місяців тому +472

    Shooting home runs really helps the quarterback. Same with icing 110% travel for the shortstop (assuming shortstop has no hole in one strike in the key)

  • @JoeSyxpack
    @JoeSyxpack 11 місяців тому +63

    This is a physical game that requires you to give 110% 100% of the time if you want to be 100% competitive more than half the time.

  • @HarleyKita
    @HarleyKita 11 місяців тому +6

    I don't even watch hockey and I was able to follow along perfectly. Great job Ryans!

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 11 місяців тому +70

    Post game interview:
    "We knew we had to go out there, stay as a team, give 100%, execute, play by play. "

    • @cableshaft
      @cableshaft 11 місяців тому +1

      Every single post-game interview. I can't believe anyone watches those.

    • @seth5778
      @seth5778 11 місяців тому +1

      And take it minute by minute

    • @madelinejones55
      @madelinejones55 Місяць тому

      “Got those pucks in deep and created time and space.”

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 11 місяців тому +48

    "Yeah, we didn't win this time, but we'll just have to practice hard and come back and try to win the next one."

  • @ManOfSpruce
    @ManOfSpruce 11 місяців тому +3

    I never thought "we're out here playing a hockey game" would be the best line in all of UA-cam history.

  • @JPCorwyn
    @JPCorwyn 11 місяців тому +7

    This...THIS is that expertise we rely so heavily upon. Thanks for highlighting it. Now the world knows how absolutely vital and insightful sports commentators truly are, and why we need more of them. XD

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 11 місяців тому +27

    This was spot on except for 1:35
    The line I always hear is "They need to play to win and not just play to not lose"
    But the constant back-and-forth of pat comments was excellent. Felt like I was seeing an actual game commentary.

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 11 місяців тому +14

    -There is no "I" in Team.
    -No, but there is an "M"and an "E".

  • @lindanoveroske-tritten8606
    @lindanoveroske-tritten8606 11 місяців тому +156

    I really, really need Ryan George to sportscast the Super bowl 😂

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 11 місяців тому +13

      I don't think owls really need commentary, no matter how superb they are.

    • @lostinrabbithole12
      @lostinrabbithole12 11 місяців тому +6

      He's Canadian, so he'd probably do the Stanley Cup instead

    • @lindanoveroske-tritten8606
      @lindanoveroske-tritten8606 11 місяців тому +3

      @@SheeplessNW6 That took me a minute 😂😂😂

    • @iri-b8g
      @iri-b8g 11 місяців тому +1

      110%!

    • @web4639
      @web4639 11 місяців тому +1

      What are we even doing here?
      *checks notes* Spurts

  • @vanheath5382
    @vanheath5382 11 місяців тому +31

    Wow! Ryan’s first serious video!!
    He usually does parodies or make jokes. Never thought I’d see the day.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 11 місяців тому +4

      His audition tape for the National Sports League.

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora 10 місяців тому +6

    Ronnie's facial expressions are so good.

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 11 місяців тому +170

    I remember one day my dad was watching golf and the casters’ audio feed wasn’t working, and I swear to god the experience was 100x better, like it made watching golf almost enjoyable. It turns out that when you turn off the nonstop old white dude asmr, it’s extremely relaxing to look at grass and trees and listen to the wind blowing and birds singing.

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 11 місяців тому +38

      ''White dude ASMR'' 😂

    • @kevinmiller5213
      @kevinmiller5213 11 місяців тому +13

      110x better

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 11 місяців тому +10

      You know, I hate watching golf and I hate ASMR. No wonder!

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 11 місяців тому +3

      Maybe that's why golf games are so comfy.

  • @ZanickyInsanity
    @ZanickyInsanity 11 місяців тому +30

    The head nod waiting for the audio delay is 100% 110% of the time.

  • @Rookstar0239
    @Rookstar0239 10 місяців тому +1

    I am physically WHEEZING rn... 😂😂😂 There's just so much accuracy in this skit

  • @Lucas-fl6py
    @Lucas-fl6py 11 місяців тому +23

    I actually laughed out loud at nearly every line and the lingering shots on Ronny are KILLING me lmaoo

  • @emanym
    @emanym 11 місяців тому +30

    Ryan George dug deep and took it minute by minute in this sketch 😂

  • @biffstrong1079
    @biffstrong1079 6 місяців тому +1

    Come to play. I love the accurate description of the actual event that occurred. Best in between period interview that I've seen in 37 years.

  • @firecrackerkitten4907
    @firecrackerkitten4907 11 місяців тому +88

    Omg love it!! ❤😂 I just had this conversation with my husband recently after we heard a sports caster during a football game say “they just have to handle the ball” (like, no 💩🙄🤪)

    • @ButtTurds-zs1oj
      @ButtTurds-zs1oj 11 місяців тому +8

      "he really should have made that catch"

    • @KanohiVahi
      @KanohiVahi 11 місяців тому +3

      The team that doesn't win loses

    • @ButtTurds-zs1oj
      @ButtTurds-zs1oj 11 місяців тому

      you know what separates the winners from the losers, is the score@@KanohiVahi

    • @FoggyMcFogFace
      @FoggyMcFogFace 11 місяців тому

      @@KanohiVahi that depends on the specific type of sports ball! Sometimes both teams get just as many sportsball points and then they both don't win or lose

  • @liamwalsh4008
    @liamwalsh4008 11 місяців тому +102

    Golf commentary:
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ... Ooh, and that is in the bunker. Gonna be a tough shot out of there if the ball is buried.

    • @mustangman6170
      @mustangman6170 11 місяців тому +3

      That was an excellent addition to this line of humor. I hope you get more of likes.

    • @diamondly6250
      @diamondly6250 11 місяців тому +4

      no its more like this
      Golf commentary:
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ... Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!!! Ooh...😞

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 11 місяців тому

      Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 9 місяців тому +5

    What’s even funnier is that half of them are retired/off season professional players so you’d think they’d have more to talk about 😂

    • @tenningale
      @tenningale 8 місяців тому +2

      Yep, they understand the game at a deep level and still useless platitudes.

  • @Aniaas1
    @Aniaas1 11 місяців тому +37

    Commentator: "He's accelerating now.... which will mean he gets to the bottom faster... which will result in a shorter time overall"
    I heard this in the Winter Olympics during the middle of some snowboarding qualifying event.

  • @heofonumheo3174
    @heofonumheo3174 11 місяців тому +261

    When a comedian is is paid 75% less than a sportscaster but gives millions more people more entertainment.

    • @tec5x5
      @tec5x5 11 місяців тому +7

      a 100%

    • @waitselljones8068
      @waitselljones8068 11 місяців тому +4

      I..... I gotta be that guy. Sorry.
      1. Ryan is being paid much less than that
      2. He doesn't reach millions of more people
      3. Sportscasters aren't meant to entertain

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 11 місяців тому +10

      @@waitselljones8068
      1. that's sad
      2. that's probably true
      3. in a way, they are (not by telling jokes etc, but they are providing additional value (information) for people to enjoy the game more. Sometimes the information is irrelevant or useless, but apparently, people enjoy the game more with commentary than without it)

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 11 місяців тому +2

      I blame the sportarchy.

    • @blanktom6049
      @blanktom6049 11 місяців тому +1

      when what? you didn't finish your thought.

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar 11 місяців тому +9

    the Hockey player being tall and sweaty was the cherry on top! haha :)

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 11 місяців тому

      Ever seen bedazzled?

    • @toamastar
      @toamastar 11 місяців тому +1

      @@mikem1457 nope lol

    • @mikem1457
      @mikem1457 10 місяців тому +1

      @@toamastar give it a watch. The basketball player is whom I'm referring. Fun movie.

  • @paulh2426
    @paulh2426 11 місяців тому +14

    Dear God that was spot on with just about 100% of the 110% of the coverage in sports 🤣😂

  • @cryonix226
    @cryonix226 11 місяців тому +28

    "Up until they lose the game, they are winning"

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 11 місяців тому +1

      We don't know if they are winning or losing till they have won or lost. So it could look like they are winning or losing at different times, but only time will tell, at the end of the game, which it is they are doing.

    • @d4slaimless
      @d4slaimless 11 місяців тому

      It is actually might be draw until they lose.

  • @fairdathm
    @fairdathm 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @ThatAnArchyDude
    @ThatAnArchyDude 11 місяців тому +10

    He really nailed this concept.
    Ryan George out here proving keeping a job as a sportscaster is super easy;
    Barely an inconvenience.

  • @davidsnoeberger
    @davidsnoeberger 11 місяців тому +67

    I love the book light stuffed under his headphones to look like a headset with a microphone. 😂😂

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 11 місяців тому +5

      Good catch!

    • @kjw79
      @kjw79 11 місяців тому +8

      Thanks I wondered what was going on! Also the ties both exactly crooked in the same way

    • @MSTRCMDR
      @MSTRCMDR 11 місяців тому +1

      xD good catch, mmd

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster 11 місяців тому +5

      Fortunate that they had two identical book lights like that.

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 10 місяців тому +2

    The way “they” are just repeating the same thing 😂 spot on

  • @conze3029
    @conze3029 11 місяців тому +12

    The awkward pause after the camera cuts to the person interviewing the player was a nice touch

  • @thurainnanhein4292
    @thurainnanhein4292 11 місяців тому +18

    1:00 Ronny looks like he's about to cry any minute 😂

  • @muhammadsyafiiq7203
    @muhammadsyafiiq7203 11 місяців тому +1

    It's so spot on it sounds to me like a real commentary and not a joke

  • @Cinnder
    @Cinnder 11 місяців тому +11

    That's the best sweaty and tired acting I've seen in ages.

  • @CaptainCat101
    @CaptainCat101 11 місяців тому +173

    I feel like this is what would happen if I was a sportscaster

    • @anonymousthesneaky220
      @anonymousthesneaky220 11 місяців тому +3

      100%

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 11 місяців тому +6

      I would come in there and then....TALK. I would use my mouth to speak about the spurts

    • @Zaarin1
      @Zaarin1 11 місяців тому +2

      They're probably doing better than I would; they seem to at least understand the game. 😂

    • @kolbywilliams7234
      @kolbywilliams7234 11 місяців тому +4

      This is what happens when anyone is a sportscaster. After a while, they learn to enhance their bs game to sound like they know what they’re talking about.

  • @derekchristenson5711
    @derekchristenson5711 10 місяців тому +3

    I cannot distinguish this skit from real-life sports commentary. 🤣

  • @WaterShowsProd
    @WaterShowsProd 11 місяців тому +19

    That was so accurate for a moment I thought I was actually watching a hockey game.

  • @tristanbrooks4755
    @tristanbrooks4755 11 місяців тому +100

    Only a Canadian would make this about Hockey on superbowl weekend! ;)

    • @noncanot
      @noncanot 11 місяців тому +20

      Superbowl? Is that some cereal? Or maybe some kind of US little league sport game? Sry but the rest of the world can't really relate to whatever kind of weekend you are having with your superb bowl of cereal.

    • @kerbolax
      @kerbolax 11 місяців тому +8

      Lol Superbowl, the event famously so intensely followed internationally, there surely must be so many people who care about this religious holiday for americans

    • @awesomeadam2667
      @awesomeadam2667 11 місяців тому +22

      It's pronounced Superb Owl. It's an American tradition where we all gather together and intently stare at a rather fascinating owl for about 3 hours.@@noncanot

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth 11 місяців тому

      ​@@awesomeadam2667 Ohhh where can I join in on this? I wanna see this owl too!

    • @lilv47368
      @lilv47368 11 місяців тому +3

      Superbowl, a bunch of hit commercials, interrupted by some sporting event

  • @literallymalware
    @literallymalware 11 місяців тому +3

    I really love how flawlessly this thumbnail was designed! No errors!

  • @smasmac
    @smasmac 11 місяців тому +13

    0:16 with his tone I honestly expected him to say "scoring a goal in the second period is tight!"

    • @The_Marvelist
      @The_Marvelist 10 місяців тому +1

      Lmao I was literally gonna comment that in the timed comments immediately after thinking that. Nice

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 місяці тому

      Might be a legal issue

  • @russianhorde
    @russianhorde 11 місяців тому +6

    I love the slight pause between the two sportscasters and the guy down with the player. Nice touch!

    • @noize7932
      @noize7932 11 місяців тому

      that lag was 110% accurate

  • @jackbeavis
    @jackbeavis 10 місяців тому +2

    I got jumpscared by the lack of Ad-stronaut

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 11 місяців тому +12

    I love the flip side of commentators who read the Wikipedia page on each team and is just reciting statistics throughout the game.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 11 місяців тому

      So still adding nothing of value.

  • @gregrld
    @gregrld 11 місяців тому +24

    You really came together for this video. All the Ryans stepped up to make it happen.

  • @arielmccarthy4892
    @arielmccarthy4892 11 місяців тому +7

    I 100...no 110% love this whole skit❤😂

  • @MargaritaOnTheRox
    @MargaritaOnTheRox 11 місяців тому +4

    100% Ryan put 110% into this sketch video, taking it one word at a time.

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 11 місяців тому +11

    this was so accurate that my brain automatically tuned it out and I queued up another video

  • @Jsa460
    @Jsa460 10 місяців тому

    This is so accurate, right down the the nodding while waiting for the audio to come through. I've never got why some sports commentators feel the need to continuously ramble about pointless/obvious stuff. It's like they can't stop talking even for a second unless its to go to an ad break.

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 місяців тому +90

    As someone who doesn't watch sports, this just seems completely normal and nothing different from what I've seen and heard 😂

    • @xXProphet04
      @xXProphet04 11 місяців тому +25

      As someone who DOES watch sports, this just seems completely normal and nothing different from what I've seen and heard

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 11 місяців тому +3

      110%

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 11 місяців тому +2

      The sort of platitudes that Ryan said in this video all happen occasionally. But I do think there are some more substantial things said in between the platitudes.

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 11 місяців тому +1

      Since professional commentators were replaced with former players this is actually how all commentary sounds. I watch most sports on mute

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 11 місяців тому

      ​@@legrandliseurtri7495bot?