35:24 Oh hey that's my comment. Lemme explain this as quickly as possible This happened in 1998. The show was called _Susunu! Denpa Shōnen_ (something like "Stop! Crazy Kids") and the guy is Tomoaki Hamatsu, better known as Nasubi ("eggplant") because he had a very very long... face. And also they used an eggplant to censor his junk since he was naked and all. He originally won a lottery for a "show business related job" and this ended up being forfeiting all his possessions (including clothes) to stay inside an apartment until he was able to win 1 million yen, or items equivalent to that, solely through mail-in sweepstakes. He did at least have electricity, water, and heating. He survived only on water until he won a bag of rice, which he had no metalware to cook with. He eventually just put it in a bag and set it near the stove to heat it up. He thought this goofery would be edited up and aired later and was unaware it was being aired live the entire time (with a short delay so they could keep the eggplant on his junk.) To keep this deceit going they cut the cable/antenna so he couldn't see himself on TV. But he did get a TV, a PlayStation, and a copy of Densha de Go! which he got hardcore addicted to until he remembered he had to keep entering sweepstakes to get out of the apartment. Eventually he got doxxed and they literally blindfolded and human-trafficked him to another location like a kidnapping victim. Because he kinda was. 335 days after he was first put in the box, he hit the 1 million yen goal - ironically, with a bag of rice, the same as the first thing he ever won. So they took him to South Korea (again blindfolded) and paid for him to hang out at an amusement park and eat proper food, then they put him in another apartment. Supposedly, they gave him the option to quit, and he supposedly agreed to do it again. Supposedly. I guess he was real good at it by then, or South Korea is super generous with their sweepstakes, because he cleaned out the second goal way faster than he ever did the first one even though they kept making excuses to stretch it out. The goal was a plane ticket back to Japan, but they eventually specified it had to be first class. After 15 months total, they brought him back to Japan (blindfolded again) and put him in another apartment. He took his clothes off. Then the walls fell down and he was on a stage with bright lights and a crowd of people cheering (and he was naked.) This was the first indication to him that the show had already been aired. He was uncomfortable wearing clothes for six months after the ordeal and couldn't follow conversations for several years.
The most outrageous fact about the guy who spent 15 months locked in a room for a reality show is that it started just _months_ before _The Truman Show_ premiered yet somehow managed to be far more nightmarish. EDIT: Fixed a typo.
Fun fact: Truman show was pitched as a horror film but when they got Jim on set they enjoyed his energy more and eventually lifted up alot of the horror. Some of those elements can still be felt in the creepy undertones the movie has
The most outrageous story of the real cam show is how long it went on even continuing after it was supposed to end. The game in this segment has very little in common with it.
To be fair, from my understanding of it he didn't "become a savage" by the end. He was still a rational human being, and his autobiography of his time on the show became a best seller. I do agree that the producers were scummy and kept moving the goal post and trying to milk the show by going back on their original promised goal.
I actually beat Ipad Baby before vinny played it. Nothing really interesting happens after finding all the items, you get taken to a throne room where a king thanks you and gives you noclip. there’s some secret areas out of bounds but it’s not anything interesting. There might be more to it but I couldn’t find anything.
i also played it recently, the ending is that you enter a code into a keypad you find out of bounds, and meet the final character, a .png of a woman in a robe with "GOD" written on her in mspaint. heavenly music plays as the screen fades to white and the game officially ends. i honestly really liked the game
IPad baby feels like when you spend way too long on a piece of art expressing your hate for something, then after a week or two, you realise dwelling on something you hate and exploring why you hate it is probably why so many terminally online people have mental illnesses.
Vinny ,this year will mark 10 years for me. I have started watching your stuff in 2014, and this year will mark 10 years. You have always been there for me. In sickness and in health. Thank you. I appreciate you and your content.
Looking at the designs of IPad baby makes me think of James Ferraro's artworks. I honestly really love the way the game looks. Perhaps with a bit more content and interesting gameplay it would be even better but as it is I think the game is really striking.
14:32 My immersion was immediately broken when they used bearded Kratos instead of Kratos Classic for a mid 2000s forum signature. It was almost perfect.
I didn't notice that but the anime oc definitely ruined my immersion, too modern looking of an artstyle, definitely not something an early 2000's anime fan would've drawn.
I was curious about what chat was talking about during "Spin to Win," and it turns out it was in fact a real thing that happened. To keep it short, a guy nicknamed Nasubi entered a competition where he was isolated in a room, naked and with no outside contact. He won items, but only through sweepstakes (not once did he win any clothes; only a pair of ladies underwear). He did this for 15 months, by his own volition. He thought he was being recorded, which would be later edited, but he didn't know it was being livestreamed until he was shown a live studio audience.
It's important to note that the TV studio may have purposefully redirected some of the prizes that would have either given him comfort or that would feed him properly, taking into consideration that he got at least one "wrong house" food delivery right to his door.
@@rocketforthree4479 Away from him, just to cause him further stress. As an example, one of the first gifts he gets are women's panties, ones way too small for him to even try to cover himself up. Later he wins rice but has no water to try and cook it, or running water at all, so if he goes to the bathroom, he can't flush. But he wins dog/cat food, and that he can eat! People theorize the TV network did this to prevent him from going home too early and to keep the ratings up, since they kept changing how much money in prizes he needed to earn to win the "game".
@@TurtleSoop I mean he was sending submissions to every single contest he could find to meet the money 'quota,' right? He got a lot of stuff he couldn't use. But the expensive stuff like the car tires contributed a lot toward the goal of $10,000 or how evermucj.
(00:00) Intro (00:58) iPad Baby (08:53) Halo Nayborh (14:01) The Museum of Mid-2000s Forum Signatures (18:34) Arctic Eggs (30:44) Spin to Win (40:41) The Milwaukee Thrift Store
The image depicted at 16:49 might possibly be the old "I'mma firin' mah lazer" meme since it was always accompanied by bright lights, flashing colors, and lens flare.
In these frying times, I'm glad Vinny put on an eggcelent show despite his skillet issues. He's not the kind of guy to chicken out on a cool game when he needs to bring home the bacon.
I think the most fucked up thing about the Japanese guy bieng locked away until he won his freedom was the fact they made him strip naked every time they wanted him to start over, to the point he was about to strip naked again once it was over and they pranked him again. Poor guy.
I have no idea why, but the first game with its surreal background music and text to speach voice felt like "Fitter Happier" by Radiohead, especially the weird voice trying to tell you encouraging or distressing things
Description of iPad baby: “Alright Here Is The Description For My New Game This New Game That I've Been Working On Gameplay Experience And Is Trends And Topics And Assorted And News Cabin Empty Promise You I Can’t Aneurysm And Seizures Complete Constriction Of Limbs And Extremities Ambulance With Shattered Windows Marketplace Of Ideas Exiled Politician Tree With Wires Ambiguous Shape Format And Style Respectful High Risk Interactions With A Calm Disposition Mold On Bread Muffled Howl And There’s Nothing To Do But Heart Rate Crisis Width Impotent Vapid Conversation Injured By Spear Brief And Understanding Words Single Handed Arified Soaking Tarp Draped Over You Never Really Listen Virulent Soldier Common Ground My Pension Loan Apathetic Business-People Engaged In Growth And Trealistic Learning Meetings Penchant And Street Sweepstakes Important Care Don’t Free Parking For Members And One Time We Pallets Clumsily Stacked Solitary Barrier Crushed By Camp Wheel Three World Listener Purchase For Only Glass Jacket Empty Pill Bottle Soft Weeping Coming From Junk Window Beach Source But I Get Sick When I’m Around People And Cold Book Free Labor Tiled Floor People Are Going To Go Crazy When They See This Just Wait And See Seriously Man We Should Send This To Some Websites Hey It Could Be Like, Um, Five Nights At Freddy's They Just Had That Movie Did You See That! We Need To Monetize This ASAP... Ive Been Thinking Of Setting Up Some Kind Of Blackmail Situation Where Streamers Play The Game And I Extort Money Out Of Them Because I Tell Them There Are Copyrighted Images In The Game I Don't Know Do You Think That Could Work? What If You Downloaded This Game And I Just Ransomware Attacked You Instantly? What Are You Gonna Do About It Huh?? Maybe I'll Make Android Games Or Something And Put A Bunch Of GTA Adjacent Words In The Description And It'll Be A ReallyLong Description Like This One I'm Gonna Call It "Theft City" It's Gonna Be Tight It Wont Even Be Comparable To Any Real City Just Straight Asset Flip Not Choosing A Unifying Visual Theme Full On Medieval Style Assets In The Game Does That Kind Of Project Usually Make Back The Investment Maybe I'll Charge People One Dollar For The Game And See How That Goes Hey I Just Had This New Idea For A Mobile Game What If You Had A Guy Running In A Straight Line Through Some Kind Of Temple Or Relic And Every Once In A While He Has To Make Turns And Move Left And Right To Collect Coins Has Anyone Done That Yet I Think I'm Gonna Call It "Relic Guy" Or "Relic City Runners" At The End Of The Day It's Important That Your Game Has A Positive Message And Promotes Values This Game Is Certified Safe For Toddlers And Contains No Cussing Or Violence I'm Serious Penthouse Gala Hot Room With No Windows Reading Glasses Anthemic Imagined It Subhuman Life And Experiences Don’t Envy Ravens Perception With Rules, Cocktails And Break Down In The Bathroom Or Sharks With No Teeth Cloud Surf Internet Guide eBay Account Locked Missed Your Last Chance You Only Have A Few Minutes Left To Glisten Locked In A I Won’t Apologize Flees Gatherings Glacier World And Missing Links Collect In The Park Square Imbalanced Hold Court And Learn From Each One Lost Something And Forgot About It A Long Times Up For Hearing Aid Malfunction My Car Broke Down Can I Get Ride If You Forget It’s OK But Hart Feelings Peer Reviewed Work Holding With No Intimate Willpower Or Birds And Animals Out Of Formation Warm And Empty Liquid Trench-War Lost My Things Overnight I Woke And They Were Just Like Cruel And Unusual And Real But OK So My Next Big Idea After This Is To Put Each Character On A Shirt And Sell Like, 12 Different Shirt Designs, Gildan Value Pack (Cheap) And We're Selling Each Shirt For $50 Because I Want To Sorry Not Sorry, I Love Scamming My Fans And Stealing From My Fans. My Merch Empire is Going To Go Nuts. Maybe I'll Make A Hat And It Would Just Say "iPad Baby" You'd Probably Buy That Wouldn't You Actually Bro I'm Going To Charge You Extra Yeah It's Um, A Service Fee. If Anyone Makes Any Fan Art Of My Games Or Anything I'm Sending Them My CashApp Requesting $80 And Saying "Hey, Thanks For The Art. I've Been Really Struggling Lately With Bills And My Rent :/ And I Could Really Use The $80. Since You Liked My Game So Much Can You Please Just Send Me This Just This One Time Please?" Inauthentic Steering Away I’m And A Believer In Held Breath Instant Product Acquisition Asleep Hollow I Saw And I Example Of Diagram Wrote Something Down Amblivious Relentless Together Grasp Nothing Hunched Over Arms Outstretched Eyes Perceived Gouged Out Of My Skull Textured Surface Jobless Village Concrete Railings City Planner Alpine Crossing I Something For The Wall Repeated Trust Onto The Pavement Myself And Others Anyways Guys Thanks For Checking Out My Game And Let Me Know What You Think Of The Game In The Comments Below” Yeah
Vinny loves Gaki No Tsukai and has been referencing it for almost a decade and still needs chat to get the title right. Batsu Game is the annual punishment challenge and Downtown is the comedy duo of Matsumoto and Hamada.
honestly the ipad baby game encapsulates a very specific kind of hate for the modern world that i cant say i dont understand but tbh i kinda hate watching it. ive never seen a game vinny has played that has made me feel genuine discomfort watching it the third game very much holds the opposite place in my heart, even though it makes some innacurate references, like the twilight joke that wasnt reeally made until 2011 as far as i can tell
I always like to like things people don't like (buying the dip IRL I call it) and knowing you hate it makes me hate it slightly less I'm like that guy from that book by that author where the guy lives in permanent suffering, Filth, discomfort and hopelessness. Hate that book! Mediocre pretentious garbage.
@@waterbears9874Wait, I never noticed I wrote it wrong, lol. But yeah as I've gotten older I realise I prefer the brutal honestly of pessimists. Someone can be cynical and rude but still genuinely care for you, it's similar to how someone can be overly nice and cheerful but deep down are only trying to manipulate people. I'm the sort of person that would genuinely love to be roommates with Sheldon from the big bang theory
@@waterbears9874 wait, if they hate things people don't like wouldn't that mean you hating it making you hate it more would make me not hate it as much because im not part of this predicament? Awesome
Hi Vinny it’s British Vinny. The first game was like an Oxford student’s fever-dream (I had them). The bit where a voice says, “one day I’ll be great” might even be a reference to WE Gladstone, who spent his student allowance in about five seconds, and summoned three bank managers to his rooms in Balliol College, and just directly said about his spiralling overdraft, “Don’t worry. One day I’ll be a great man.” He was only in his teens. You have to admire his balls; which you can do as they’re preserved in formaldehyde at the Pitt-Rivers Museum. (Ok, I made the last bit up.)
I’m charmed by the leekspin in the 2000s forum signatures museum, one of my fondest Vinny memories was him playing the fantabulous game and one of the bosses had a metal cover of that song for their boss music
I hold every game in this segment except for Arctic Eggs, Museum of 2000s Forum Signatures, and Spin to Win in utter contempt. Including Bill and Carol. iPad Baby and Bill and Carol wore on my soul, and I wasn’t even the one playing them
Ipad Baby is an insult to senses and an overstimulating nightmare... which is exactly what you feel if you've ever watched those trash "videos for children" in youtube
The first game definitely feels kind of profound in a way. Maybe my brain is just rotten. Like the generations raised with iPads have a very tenuous grasp on reality and live in a very fast paced world, to which their connection is fairly limited (Tunnels of poorly superimposed scenery, representing the inaccurate digital landscape they have in their head). Like we map out our environment, but the internet has made it so the connections between various places and people are almost insignificant. Yeah my brain is definitely rotten.
@@JacobKinsley Every comment is subjective, sometimes you just gotta let loose (fruit loops) in an anonymous environment and speak your mind. Pick up a keyboard, type what's on your mind, bury it in the comment section, and move on. Not our fault we live in somebody else's power fantasy.
If you think about it, this is relatively easy to do. An egg with the shell is still an egg, and and an egg - yolk with whites, scrambled, over-easy, etc is still considered an egg. Eggs with shells land more easily on their side because of their oblong shape, so yes you can flip an egg and have it land on its edge/side quite easily.
The last game probably has AI generated humans and backstories and names and you just get infinite random stock photos to choose for them and the game goes on forever
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iPad Baby is how people who hate Cruelty Squad view Cruelty Squad.
Lmao, yeah
@@elanti-furrodelrancho3499 I totally agree! Are you more of a summer or a... Winter person?
35:24 Oh hey that's my comment. Lemme explain this as quickly as possible
This happened in 1998. The show was called _Susunu! Denpa Shōnen_ (something like "Stop! Crazy Kids") and the guy is Tomoaki Hamatsu, better known as Nasubi ("eggplant") because he had a very very long... face. And also they used an eggplant to censor his junk since he was naked and all.
He originally won a lottery for a "show business related job" and this ended up being forfeiting all his possessions (including clothes) to stay inside an apartment until he was able to win 1 million yen, or items equivalent to that, solely through mail-in sweepstakes. He did at least have electricity, water, and heating.
He survived only on water until he won a bag of rice, which he had no metalware to cook with. He eventually just put it in a bag and set it near the stove to heat it up.
He thought this goofery would be edited up and aired later and was unaware it was being aired live the entire time (with a short delay so they could keep the eggplant on his junk.) To keep this deceit going they cut the cable/antenna so he couldn't see himself on TV. But he did get a TV, a PlayStation, and a copy of Densha de Go! which he got hardcore addicted to until he remembered he had to keep entering sweepstakes to get out of the apartment.
Eventually he got doxxed and they literally blindfolded and human-trafficked him to another location like a kidnapping victim. Because he kinda was.
335 days after he was first put in the box, he hit the 1 million yen goal - ironically, with a bag of rice, the same as the first thing he ever won. So they took him to South Korea (again blindfolded) and paid for him to hang out at an amusement park and eat proper food, then they put him in another apartment.
Supposedly, they gave him the option to quit, and he supposedly agreed to do it again. Supposedly.
I guess he was real good at it by then, or South Korea is super generous with their sweepstakes, because he cleaned out the second goal way faster than he ever did the first one even though they kept making excuses to stretch it out. The goal was a plane ticket back to Japan, but they eventually specified it had to be first class.
After 15 months total, they brought him back to Japan (blindfolded again) and put him in another apartment. He took his clothes off. Then the walls fell down and he was on a stage with bright lights and a crowd of people cheering (and he was naked.) This was the first indication to him that the show had already been aired.
He was uncomfortable wearing clothes for six months after the ordeal and couldn't follow conversations for several years.
Wow that’s a crazy story. Thank you for explaining this, I was hoping someone in the comments would explain it all.
Cap
@@wingdingdmetrius8025thought that too but its real 😭
skibidi rizzler ohio no cap gyaaat @@wingdingdmetrius8025
Jesus Christ man
i swear, the chat members who immediately write "skibidi" in chat upon seeing a NORMAL TOILET are fundamentally broken in some way
A monkey brain
Among key brain
Kinda like Vinny
Well, i grew up without a father, so... skibidi toilet to you, good sir.
first among us and now this. god help me
It's the current "is that a JoJo reference!" basically
The first game is an unholy cross of Hypnospace Outlaw, Cruelty Squad, X-Slayer, No Players Online, and Baldy’s Basics
its basically the visual equivalent of the artist "thanks god"
You forgot *"Night Of The Consumers"* too
iPad Baby is riding the line between high art and shitpost
...actually maybe its both
healthy habits and an active lifestyle
The most outrageous fact about the guy who spent 15 months locked in a room for a reality show is that it started just _months_ before _The Truman Show_ premiered yet somehow managed to be far more nightmarish.
EDIT: Fixed a typo.
Fun fact: Truman show was pitched as a horror film but when they got Jim on set they enjoyed his energy more and eventually lifted up alot of the horror. Some of those elements can still be felt in the creepy undertones the movie has
The most outrageous story of the real cam show is how long it went on even continuing after it was supposed to end.
The game in this segment has very little in common with it.
And the fact all he got out of it was basically nothing
To be fair, from my understanding of it he didn't "become a savage" by the end. He was still a rational human being, and his autobiography of his time on the show became a best seller.
I do agree that the producers were scummy and kept moving the goal post and trying to milk the show by going back on their original promised goal.
@@rocketforthree4479 and the fact the only main thing he got out of it was trauma.
The entire ipad baby segment vinnys commentary included sounded like a alternate universes cruelty squad track
I actually beat Ipad Baby before vinny played it. Nothing really interesting happens after finding all the items, you get taken to a throne room where a king thanks you and gives you noclip. there’s some secret areas out of bounds but it’s not anything interesting.
There might be more to it but I couldn’t find anything.
i also played it recently, the ending is that you enter a code into a keypad you find out of bounds, and meet the final character, a .png of a woman in a robe with "GOD" written on her in mspaint. heavenly music plays as the screen fades to white and the game officially ends. i honestly really liked the game
IPad baby feels like when you spend way too long on a piece of art expressing your hate for something, then after a week or two, you realise dwelling on something you hate and exploring why you hate it is probably why so many terminally online people have mental illnesses.
This comment counts as that btw lol
Nyes, quite.
Vinny ,this year will mark 10 years for me. I have started watching your stuff in 2014, and this year will mark 10 years. You have always been there for me. In sickness and in health. Thank you. I appreciate you and your content.
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I also started watching in 2014 and can relate to this
Same here oldfriend
Same. The first full length vinesauce stream I watched was crypt worlds
@@BananaPhoPhillyYES!
Looking at the designs of IPad baby makes me think of James Ferraro's artworks. I honestly really love the way the game looks. Perhaps with a bit more content and interesting gameplay it would be even better but as it is I think the game is really striking.
biomeme morphogenesis
14:32
My immersion was immediately broken when they used bearded Kratos instead of Kratos Classic for a mid 2000s forum signature. It was almost perfect.
I didn't notice that but the anime oc definitely ruined my immersion, too modern looking of an artstyle, definitely not something an early 2000's anime fan would've drawn.
I was curious about what chat was talking about during "Spin to Win," and it turns out it was in fact a real thing that happened. To keep it short, a guy nicknamed Nasubi entered a competition where he was isolated in a room, naked and with no outside contact. He won items, but only through sweepstakes (not once did he win any clothes; only a pair of ladies underwear). He did this for 15 months, by his own volition. He thought he was being recorded, which would be later edited, but he didn't know it was being livestreamed until he was shown a live studio audience.
It's important to note that the TV studio may have purposefully redirected some of the prizes that would have either given him comfort or that would feed him properly, taking into consideration that he got at least one "wrong house" food delivery right to his door.
@@annarenfold438You mean redirected the food away from him, or to him?
@@rocketforthree4479 Away from him, just to cause him further stress. As an example, one of the first gifts he gets are women's panties, ones way too small for him to even try to cover himself up. Later he wins rice but has no water to try and cook it, or running water at all, so if he goes to the bathroom, he can't flush. But he wins dog/cat food, and that he can eat!
People theorize the TV network did this to prevent him from going home too early and to keep the ratings up, since they kept changing how much money in prizes he needed to earn to win the "game".
@@rocketforthree4479 if I'm remembering correctly at some point he won dog food or something. It really felt like they sent him that to fuck with him
@@TurtleSoop I mean he was sending submissions to every single contest he could find to meet the money 'quota,' right? He got a lot of stuff he couldn't use. But the expensive stuff like the car tires contributed a lot toward the goal of $10,000 or how evermucj.
(00:00) Intro
(00:58) iPad Baby
(08:53) Halo Nayborh
(14:01) The Museum of Mid-2000s Forum Signatures
(18:34) Arctic Eggs
(30:44) Spin to Win
(40:41) The Milwaukee Thrift Store
Arctic eggs would be an insane speedrun game
The image depicted at 16:49 might possibly be the old "I'mma firin' mah lazer" meme since it was always accompanied by bright lights, flashing colors, and lens flare.
Wow, internet sleuth
What other memes were from around that time? Can I haz cheezburger?
In these frying times, I'm glad Vinny put on an eggcelent show despite his skillet issues. He's not the kind of guy to chicken out on a cool game when he needs to bring home the bacon.
One of the best segments Vinny does
i read that as smegments twice
Vinny’s smegments would be great
The segment does Vinny
@@Tacdelio remnants of smeg could be a good band name
Getting weird with it is definitely my favorite segment
Ah yes overcomplicated frostpunk egg/cigarette? frying simulator. My favorite genre.
It's a Babdi-like
I think the most fucked up thing about the Japanese guy bieng locked away until he won his freedom was the fact they made him strip naked every time they wanted him to start over, to the point he was about to strip naked again once it was over and they pranked him again.
Poor guy.
The upside is that he got recurring roles in Kamen Rider after that.
@@OtakuUnitedStudioI’m so glad someone mentioned that here
Jesus he played like 10 games? I passed out during Amiga and had like night terrors with my headphones in before waking to the stream wrap up.
I fell asleep to iPad baby that’s no excuse
The museum of mid 2000s internet signatures made me unironically nostalgic
Ipad baby and its random dialogue kinda reminds me of the chowder episode where the light goes out and all the weirdos in town become active
Off to a good start when I have zero idea what the actual fuck is going on in the first game of the video
I really liked the Museum of Mid-2000s Forum Signatures, felt like a sweet reflection on forum culture from the time
iPad Baby's artstyle (or rather, lack of) gave me Cruelty Squad vibes.
Cruelty-like
Quirky squad more like 🤪 blah blah I crazy!!!
Cruelty squad but not made by an actual talented artist
I have no idea why, but the first game with its surreal background music and text to speach voice felt like "Fitter Happier" by Radiohead, especially the weird voice trying to tell you encouraging or distressing things
iPad Baby makes a lot more sense if you do some bath salts beforehand.
This is my favorite segment lately.
IPad Baby is like Cruelty Squad on PCP.
17:06
This didn't need to be that real.
Description of iPad baby:
“Alright Here Is The Description For My New Game This New Game That I've Been Working On Gameplay Experience And Is Trends And Topics And Assorted And News Cabin Empty Promise You I Can’t Aneurysm And Seizures Complete Constriction Of Limbs And Extremities Ambulance With Shattered Windows Marketplace Of Ideas Exiled Politician Tree With Wires Ambiguous Shape Format And Style Respectful High Risk Interactions With A Calm Disposition Mold On Bread Muffled Howl And There’s Nothing To Do But Heart Rate Crisis Width Impotent Vapid Conversation Injured By Spear Brief And Understanding Words Single Handed Arified Soaking Tarp Draped Over You Never Really Listen Virulent Soldier Common Ground My Pension Loan Apathetic Business-People Engaged In Growth And Trealistic Learning Meetings Penchant And Street Sweepstakes Important Care Don’t Free Parking For Members And One Time We Pallets Clumsily Stacked Solitary Barrier Crushed By Camp Wheel Three World Listener Purchase For Only Glass Jacket Empty Pill Bottle Soft Weeping Coming From Junk Window Beach Source But I Get Sick When I’m Around People And Cold Book Free Labor Tiled Floor People Are Going To Go Crazy When They See This Just Wait And See Seriously Man We Should Send This To Some Websites Hey It Could Be Like, Um, Five Nights At Freddy's They Just Had That Movie Did You See That! We Need To Monetize This ASAP... Ive Been Thinking Of Setting Up Some Kind Of Blackmail Situation Where Streamers Play The Game And I Extort Money Out Of Them Because I Tell Them There Are Copyrighted Images In The Game I Don't Know Do You Think That Could Work? What If You Downloaded This Game And I Just Ransomware Attacked You Instantly? What Are You Gonna Do About It Huh?? Maybe I'll Make Android Games Or Something And Put A Bunch Of GTA Adjacent Words In The Description And It'll Be A ReallyLong Description Like This One I'm Gonna Call It "Theft City" It's Gonna Be Tight It Wont Even Be Comparable To Any Real City Just Straight Asset Flip Not Choosing A Unifying Visual Theme Full On Medieval Style Assets In The Game Does That Kind Of Project Usually Make Back The Investment Maybe I'll Charge People One Dollar For The Game And See How That Goes Hey I Just Had This New Idea For A Mobile Game What If You Had A Guy Running In A Straight Line Through Some Kind Of Temple Or Relic And Every Once In A While He Has To Make Turns And Move Left And Right To Collect Coins Has Anyone Done That Yet I Think I'm Gonna Call It "Relic Guy" Or "Relic City Runners" At The End Of The Day It's Important That Your Game Has A Positive Message And Promotes Values This Game Is Certified Safe For Toddlers And Contains No Cussing Or Violence I'm Serious Penthouse Gala Hot Room With No Windows Reading Glasses Anthemic Imagined It Subhuman Life And Experiences Don’t Envy Ravens Perception With Rules, Cocktails And Break Down In The Bathroom Or Sharks With No Teeth Cloud Surf Internet Guide eBay Account Locked Missed Your Last Chance You Only Have A Few Minutes Left To Glisten Locked In A I Won’t Apologize Flees Gatherings Glacier World And Missing Links Collect In The Park Square Imbalanced Hold Court And Learn From Each One Lost Something And Forgot About It A Long Times Up For Hearing Aid Malfunction My Car Broke Down Can I Get Ride If You Forget It’s OK But Hart Feelings Peer Reviewed Work Holding With No Intimate Willpower Or Birds And Animals Out Of Formation Warm And Empty Liquid Trench-War Lost My Things Overnight I Woke And They Were Just Like Cruel And Unusual And Real But OK So My Next Big Idea After This Is To Put Each Character On A Shirt And Sell Like, 12 Different Shirt Designs, Gildan Value Pack (Cheap) And We're Selling Each Shirt For $50 Because I Want To Sorry Not Sorry, I Love Scamming My Fans And Stealing From My Fans. My Merch Empire is Going To Go Nuts. Maybe I'll Make A Hat And It Would Just Say "iPad Baby" You'd Probably Buy That Wouldn't You Actually Bro I'm Going To Charge You Extra Yeah It's Um, A Service Fee. If Anyone Makes Any Fan Art Of My Games Or Anything I'm Sending Them My CashApp Requesting $80 And Saying "Hey, Thanks For The Art. I've Been Really Struggling Lately With Bills And My Rent :/ And I Could Really Use The $80. Since You Liked My Game So Much Can You Please Just Send Me This Just This One Time Please?" Inauthentic Steering Away I’m And A Believer In Held Breath Instant Product Acquisition Asleep Hollow I Saw And I Example Of Diagram Wrote Something Down Amblivious Relentless Together Grasp Nothing Hunched Over Arms Outstretched Eyes Perceived Gouged Out Of My Skull Textured Surface Jobless Village Concrete Railings City Planner Alpine Crossing I Something For The Wall Repeated Trust Onto The Pavement Myself And Others Anyways Guys Thanks For Checking Out My Game And Let Me Know What You Think Of The Game In The Comments Below”
Yeah
House of Leaves type description
NovelAI when you keep pressing generate
thank you for playing ipad baby its my favorite game
fuck you for not finishing ipad baby
Not gonna lie, the music in the first game kinda slaps
are you transgender
It's like DOOM penis music
It honestly rips, the first song reminds me of Locust Toybox
its got that lady gaga meat dress vibe
it encapsulates a kind of hate i relate to
_looks at the title_
I sure would hope so.
Vinny, you’re gonna have to flip all these eggs, also a cigarette
Off to an excellently crusty start.
Vinny loves Gaki No Tsukai and has been referencing it for almost a decade and still needs chat to get the title right. Batsu Game is the annual punishment challenge and Downtown is the comedy duo of Matsumoto and Hamada.
That iPad Baby game had some really cool vibes.
listen to james ferraro
The second song that started playing didn’t have to go that hard tbh
I’ve almost blocked all of hello neighbor out of my brain that Halo Nayborh didn’t click with me until I saw Mr. Neighbor, Hello
6:30 you cannot convince me that is not death grips in the background
honestly the ipad baby game encapsulates a very specific kind of hate for the modern world that i cant say i dont understand
but tbh i kinda hate watching it. ive never seen a game vinny has played that has made me feel genuine discomfort watching it
the third game very much holds the opposite place in my heart, even though it makes some innacurate references, like the twilight joke that wasnt reeally made until 2011 as far as i can tell
I always like to like things people don't like (buying the dip IRL I call it) and knowing you hate it makes me hate it slightly less
I'm like that guy from that book by that author where the guy lives in permanent suffering, Filth, discomfort and hopelessness. Hate that book! Mediocre pretentious garbage.
@@JacobKinsley what?
If you hate things people don’t like wouldn’t that mean me hating it makes you hate it more?
@@waterbears9874Wait, I never noticed I wrote it wrong, lol.
But yeah as I've gotten older I realise I prefer the brutal honestly of pessimists. Someone can be cynical and rude but still genuinely care for you, it's similar to how someone can be overly nice and cheerful but deep down are only trying to manipulate people.
I'm the sort of person that would genuinely love to be roommates with Sheldon from the big bang theory
@@waterbears9874 wait, if they hate things people don't like wouldn't that mean you hating it making you hate it more would make me not hate it as much because im not part of this predicament? Awesome
@@scrittle I haven't thought about that
the vampire accent on “Milwaukee” made me laugh so hard lmao
Hi Vinny it’s British Vinny. The first game was like an Oxford student’s fever-dream (I had them). The bit where a voice says, “one day I’ll be great” might even be a reference to WE Gladstone, who spent his student allowance in about five seconds, and summoned three bank managers to his rooms in Balliol College, and just directly said about his spiralling overdraft, “Don’t worry. One day I’ll be a great man.” He was only in his teens. You have to admire his balls; which you can do as they’re preserved in formaldehyde at the Pitt-Rivers Museum. (Ok, I made the last bit up.)
Oh yeah? Well.... I don't CARE that you went to Oxford!!1!
@@JacobKinsley I don’t care I studied there, but you seemingly do.
gettin weird with it was always my favorite streams
That first game looks like what Drain Gang feels like
My favorite segment ever.
I’m charmed by the leekspin in the 2000s forum signatures museum, one of my fondest Vinny memories was him playing the fantabulous game and one of the bosses had a metal cover of that song for their boss music
my favorite vinesauce segment ever is back. thank you.
8:50 This is seriously some of the funniest music i’ve ever listened to
6:12 ah, so it's just like majora's mask
I hold every game in this segment except for Arctic Eggs, Museum of 2000s Forum Signatures, and Spin to Win in utter contempt. Including Bill and Carol. iPad Baby and Bill and Carol wore on my soul, and I wasn’t even the one playing them
Ipad Baby is an insult to senses and an overstimulating nightmare... which is exactly what you feel if you've ever watched those trash "videos for children" in youtube
I got jumpscared when Vinny said my name, thought he was finally gonna kill me.
42:50 Absolutely love this butchered accent he did here
@36:35 moist critical actually made a video covering that situation. That's how I found out about it
I played Arctic Eggs and the pan controls were perfectly fine and satisfying...
the walking and looking around however was repulsively bad.
As an owner of chickens, Arctic Eggs had top tier chicken ambiance
I need more of the first one, lame that THAT'S the game he gives up early.
The first game was a masterpiece, truly a hidden gen
vinny should get a low taper fade
Love this segment.
The first fucking game has sooo much dam dopamine
Keep the weird alive.
the second beat in ipad baby might just be the new drake producer
The museum one was hilarious lol
3:36 I just went downstairs to check the door
The spin to win is just a Nasubi simulator lol
oh hey its you again
the fact vinny watches gaki no tsukai is so fucking cool to me lol. i knew there would be an overlap
9:12 when u chief that skrong and find yourself absolutely geeking
As a Milwaukee resident. This is what all the thrift stores are like
iPad Baby's visuals were burning through the back of my cranium.
Scooped your brain matter out with a comically large spoon
I missed this segment dearly
Bang enargy? I'd rather not.
The first game definitely feels kind of profound in a way. Maybe my brain is just rotten. Like the generations raised with iPads have a very tenuous grasp on reality and live in a very fast paced world, to which their connection is fairly limited (Tunnels of poorly superimposed scenery, representing the inaccurate digital landscape they have in their head). Like we map out our environment, but the internet has made it so the connections between various places and people are almost insignificant.
Yeah my brain is definitely rotten.
Family Guy tragic moments 😢
Sometimes I read comments like this and ask myself if it's simple projection
@@scrittle projecting doesn't even mean anything any more it just means 'being weird'
@@JacobKinsley Every comment is subjective, sometimes you just gotta let loose (fruit loops) in an anonymous environment and speak your mind. Pick up a keyboard, type what's on your mind, bury it in the comment section, and move on. Not our fault we live in somebody else's power fantasy.
11:28 Vinny's been reading Gay Twitter
As someone who lives in Milwaukee, I can confirm that everything portrayed in Milwaukee Thrift Store is entirely accurate.
Suppose you flip an egg enough times, and one day, it lands on its edge?
Then you get to make a wish
I'm sure if you had an infinite amount of monkeys flipping it for an infinite amount of time it would happen eventually
If you think about it, this is relatively easy to do. An egg with the shell is still an egg, and and an egg - yolk with whites, scrambled, over-easy, etc is still considered an egg. Eggs with shells land more easily on their side because of their oblong shape, so yes you can flip an egg and have it land on its edge/side quite easily.
I love eggdging
I thought the dude at the start pf artic eggs was a skinny version of the rollerblading boss from mgs2
we've done it yall. we've reached peak videogames
It is back!
How y’all doing?
my favorite commercial was when vinny found a bootleg vinnny tha tpretended to send stream while also selling videogames???
YO IF SHENMUE 3 HAD ARTIC EGGS GYRO PAN AS A SIDE GAME YOU COULD PULL ON ANY NPC ID SWALLOW MY MORALS AND BUY IT!
Crazy how the hello neighbor parody is more polished than the actual game
First game gives off james ferraro
Yoooo let’s go Milwaukee referenced
IPad baby is literally Zoomer Attention Span simulator.
17:30 greatest bit
The first one is some pretty deep social commentary
*full body convulsions*
The last game probably has AI generated humans and backstories and names and you just get infinite random stock photos to choose for them and the game goes on forever
arctic eggs was cool as hell i'm gonna have to try that one
wait does chat just think gaki was responsible for that sweepstakes torture challenge thing? lol
The best segment in years
17:20 HOLY SHIT THAT HIT ME HARD
I can write better than ever
but I can't write as much as ever
i sure hope so!!!
42:53 Oh crap, I guess I never connected that Vinny's German/Dutch impressions are straight up Oglethorpe from ATHF
The naighbor
A game set in Milwaukee and not a single RLM reference