THE FAKEST CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE (Kill'em)

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  • Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
  • Today I look at one of the fakest channels on UA-cam, Kill'em. With his video titled "I Crossed Countries by Sea in a Zorb Ball"
    Twitter ► / slazo
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    Discord ► / discord
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    Background susic ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late (Audio)
    Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late

КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @gdladyundertale2110
    @gdladyundertale2110 6 років тому +1734

    Ya scrolling down looking for hate comments

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 3 роки тому +139

    I remember watching this when I was younger. Didn't really believe it was real, but it was fun to watch.

    • @fuckish6802
      @fuckish6802 2 роки тому +1

      But now he deleted it

    • @Kari-gr2ec
      @Kari-gr2ec 2 роки тому +1

      @@fuckish6802 yes I was tryna find but it was deleted

    • @craigsmithreview
      @craigsmithreview 2 роки тому +2

      Even worse, i watched it and *believed it* i am disappointed in my 9 yr old self

    • @darkdemon8131
      @darkdemon8131 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kari-gr2ec no he didn’t

    • @darkdemon8131
      @darkdemon8131 2 роки тому +1

      @@fuckish6802 no he didn’t

  • @vintagedoctor7128
    @vintagedoctor7128 5 років тому +402

    Just imagine seeing this from afar. A random guy with a camera flailing and breathing heavily in a plastic ball

    • @amertube7654
      @amertube7654 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @W0rm_King
      @W0rm_King 4 роки тому +5

      That would be really creepy

    • @coloradoboy1014
      @coloradoboy1014 3 роки тому

      Yea

    • @day.break3r_.
      @day.break3r_. 3 роки тому

      It’s probably a private beach and omg imagine- XD

    • @glasshorse6893
      @glasshorse6893 3 роки тому

      dude was at most a few yards off the coast fumbling around in the same small spot in the water

  • @fedgy2475
    @fedgy2475 5 років тому +1259

    I spent 9 months in my mom's belly.... (You wont belive what happened)

    • @augustinedaudu9203
      @augustinedaudu9203 5 років тому +17

      @@jjk4107 the point is that supposed to be trashy clickbait

    • @sportstradermick
      @sportstradermick 5 років тому

      Haha I bet this jerk doesn't believe you either.

    • @Equalsundew
      @Equalsundew 5 років тому +1

      Heyyyyy same

    • @jorg8629
      @jorg8629 5 років тому +17

      *GONE SEXUAL* *ALMOST DIED*

    • @finaminute
      @finaminute 5 років тому +1

      69 likes

  • @sreebeetheone
    @sreebeetheone 6 років тому +3361

    I honestly thought the guy's video title was "I crossed countries by sea in a zorb ball and you won't" and was kinda pissed because it was probably true

  • @coreunion5693
    @coreunion5693 6 років тому +527

    Imagine a day out at the beach with your family and all of a sudden you see some nutter having a seizure in a ball coming from the sea. Traumatised...

  • @YourDad-dh6fj
    @YourDad-dh6fj 6 років тому +157

    I'm awake at 4 am and I'll be dammned if that toast isn't the most beautiful I've ever seen

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 5 років тому +74

    I heard you say 'Shit myself in a box' and didn't even question it. It's only later in the video when it was said again I realize it's _ship_ . I'm an idiot lmao.

    • @idunnoagoodname2679
      @idunnoagoodname2679 4 роки тому +1

      Mint Mochi me too bro I’m the biggest idiot every lmao

    • @Bru.h
      @Bru.h 3 роки тому

      Same mate

  • @conormcdonald8093
    @conormcdonald8093 6 років тому +819

    Zorb balls have enough oxygen for 30 mins max.

    • @bilge677
      @bilge677 6 років тому +24

      A spitfire Mk. IIb takes around 10-20 mins to get from britain to france; from inland dover to the shore of france.

    • @adebayo6939
      @adebayo6939 6 років тому +68

      Fyre in a boat not a zorb ball

    • @x-fun3149
      @x-fun3149 6 років тому +26

      @@beaureid7621
      Exactly, it's a plane, which has to go fast to get places.

    • @ashr431
      @ashr431 6 років тому +3

      X-Fun Britain is really close to France though you can build a bridge across if you wanted to

    • @fatvizcaino1018
      @fatvizcaino1018 6 років тому +6

      CocoAnimations i would hyperventilate and use it in 5 I'm so claustrophobic

  • @franst3909
    @franst3909 6 років тому +835

    Oh my. I was wondering what was up with the like ratio here turns out faker fans invaded this video.
    Here's one like for daddy Slazo.

    • @dxvt
      @dxvt 6 років тому +6

      6700 likes to 9400 dislikes

    • @Твоямамагей-ц7д
      @Твоямамагей-ц7д 6 років тому +11

      It's easy to dislike this video, even if you're neutral towards both Slazo and Kill'em. I personally don't like how Slazo cared so much about the content being fake. Fake can still be entertaining, and Slazo still clickbaits like hell.

    • @franst3909
      @franst3909 6 років тому +70

      I mean, Slazoop literally says in the video that it's ok if you find kill'em entertaining he just wanted people to be aware that it's fake and roast him kind of. It's a good point to make, pretty alarming people just eat up Kill'em's BS. I'll say this title is pretty accurate compared to all the awful clickbaits youtube is full of.

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics 6 років тому

      Spooky Han he's still a cancerous commentary channel with Leafy titles and stupid clickbait

    • @LiLScunt
      @LiLScunt 6 років тому +1

      ethics but he mostly does reddit videos of what i've seen

  • @robinwiggie
    @robinwiggie 5 років тому +327

    I crossed the country by plane and you wont believe what happend

    • @lemack677
      @lemack677 5 років тому +1

      Robin Wiggie what

    • @KasaneTetoBaguette
      @KasaneTetoBaguette 5 років тому +5

      @@lemack677 the title is CROSSED THE SEA BY PLANE (GONE WRONG)

    • @createnewhandle_
      @createnewhandle_ 5 років тому +1

      I just fucked up 69 likes. I'm a monster

    • @zerozone5848
      @zerozone5848 5 років тому

      Let me guess.. You puked while in the plane?

    • @naiknaik8812
      @naiknaik8812 5 років тому

      you went to another country oml

  • @averymorrish9686
    @averymorrish9686 4 роки тому +212

    The amount of angry 9 year olds here is astounding!

    • @hproductions4500
      @hproductions4500 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha! Yeah 😂 can’t believe ppl are defending this guy

    • @user-qe1tl2mf2f
      @user-qe1tl2mf2f 4 роки тому +10

      Indi Steenland Productions you’re acting like this guy is a nazi or something he’s just a normal guy like me and you

    • @tylercoffman2900
      @tylercoffman2900 4 роки тому

      Haha yeah true

    • @izzyy5699
      @izzyy5699 3 роки тому

      I’m a little older than that thank you!

    • @ihateithere6432
      @ihateithere6432 2 роки тому

      Yeah like 2! I expected way more!

  • @murraystenhouse2811
    @murraystenhouse2811 6 років тому +168

    dOeS hE unDerStAnD hOw oCeANs woRk?
    The further out you go, the worse the waves get. I've never seen the channel as peaceful as it was in that video, meaning that he didn't even go further than maybe 20m from shore.

    • @beangus3092
      @beangus3092 6 років тому

      Murray Stenhouse no shit

    • @brodylarson5530
      @brodylarson5530 6 років тому

      First off, that ain't an ocean he's "crossing." And in oceans (sometimes), the worst of the waves are right next to shore. In an ocean, the water is usually more peaceful away from shore. Although that isn't true everywhere.

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 років тому +1

      not true actully the currents are far more complex than that

  • @alexflorczyk6531
    @alexflorczyk6531 5 років тому +775

    If this vid was age restricted there would be no dislikes....

  • @macpatty2346
    @macpatty2346 5 років тому +363

    *eats chocolate bar* URGH.... *eats chocolate bar* URGH.... *heavy breathing*

    • @MeowPau
      @MeowPau 5 років тому

      Lol like #69 ya los🅱rs

    • @spampolice7947
      @spampolice7947 5 років тому +10

      *rolls around the zorb ball like a boy in the ballpit* this is making me really tired *humps the camera while aggresively panting* _H U U U R R G G G H H H_

    • @gasmask7064
      @gasmask7064 5 років тому +4

      Sounds American

    • @MeowPau
      @MeowPau 5 років тому

      @@gasmask7064 lol

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 5 років тому

      LOL *makes odd facial expressions*

  • @oregano6836
    @oregano6836 4 роки тому +226

    I like how you actually provide real proof rather than just saying, "oH iT's FaKe" like some other youtubers. And still, making it funny

    • @avatardotpng
      @avatardotpng 4 роки тому +8

      Dude... If you did that you would fucking die. Common sense. There's a 1% chance that he JUST HAPPENED to end up on a piece of land instead of floating out to sea and dying.
      Please, use your head

    • @thomasdabestapsimon4020
      @thomasdabestapsimon4020 4 роки тому +4

      Yea this guys is epic I love killem

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 роки тому +3

      @@avatardotpng he's saying that Slazo is funny and that he's actually providing evidence as to why it's fake. He's not hating on our boy Slazo

    • @oregano6836
      @oregano6836 4 роки тому

      @@avatardotpng lol I said he provided actual evidence instead of just saying it's fake. I'm not disagreeing

  • @Earl_grey1
    @Earl_grey1 6 років тому +575

    My little brother watches this.
    He believes it.
    He's nine
    He's gonna grow up to be just like this.
    Where is society going

    • @goose535
      @goose535 6 років тому +24

      Beat him

    • @GehennaGirls
      @GehennaGirls 6 років тому +5

      Into the sea apparently

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 6 років тому +5

      @majd achckar no

    • @aguerothings4549
      @aguerothings4549 6 років тому +1

      Angela tomato i can’t believe i actually thought this was real (last year). I am so disappointed in myself

    • @rachel-uj5sk
      @rachel-uj5sk 6 років тому +1

      Mirror that’s pathetic. How old are you?

  • @alphaplayzz1381
    @alphaplayzz1381 6 років тому +201

    people: *speak french*
    kill 'em: *IM IN THE NETHERLANDS!!!*

    • @salem20051
      @salem20051 6 років тому +16

      DUTCH PEOPLE BE TRIGGERED (aka i'm dutch and i was like tf we don't speak french)

    • @akumaaaaa202
      @akumaaaaa202 6 років тому +4

      Bonjour

    • @cuteycosplay
      @cuteycosplay 6 років тому +12

      Kill'em said bonjour and the people replied with "hallo"

    • @salem20051
      @salem20051 6 років тому +3

      oh god we pissed of a ten year old kill'em fan

    • @cuteycosplay
      @cuteycosplay 6 років тому +1

      jamila20051 heb je het over mij?

  • @mikolajcechowski3454
    @mikolajcechowski3454 6 років тому +360

    Side note. There are NO sharks in England or France. So no killem. You won't get attacked by a shark

    • @mikolajcechowski3454
      @mikolajcechowski3454 6 років тому +24

      Side note. There are but they small.

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 6 років тому +3

      Mikolaj cechowski don't you mean attacked? Not attached

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus 6 років тому +5

      sadly

    • @danielbrown9352
      @danielbrown9352 6 років тому +2

      @@mikolajcechowski3454 well great whites are know to be in the medaterainian and the bay of biscay so it is possible.

    • @mikolajcechowski3454
      @mikolajcechowski3454 6 років тому +5

      @@louiesatterwhite3885 they attach to him. Don't kill him or hurt him. They just stick themselves to him

  • @mrclean923
    @mrclean923 5 років тому +135

    Nobody gonna talk about how good the quality of the toast scene was ? Nobody? Ok.......

  • @claudiacardona6440
    @claudiacardona6440 5 років тому +644

    I existed for 24 hours
    (Emotional)
    (Almost died)
    (Gone sexual)
    (Gone Wrong)
    (I became human)
    (No Advertisments)
    Watch Till The End!

  • @nickdoddridge7335
    @nickdoddridge7335 6 років тому +526

    The fact that this has more dislikes then likes makes me sad

  • @aquaphoenix-mt2iv
    @aquaphoenix-mt2iv 6 років тому +223

    What slazo said:"i shipped myself in a box"
    What i heard:"i shit myself in a box"
    Wtf is wrong with me?😂

  • @theashman7836
    @theashman7836 4 роки тому +63

    I just climbed Mount Everest with no oxygen mask
    (Gone sexual)

  • @kloakatv
    @kloakatv 6 років тому +231

    He landed in Zuid holland. I live there and believe me the waves aren't big :) and what a coincidence he lands exactly at the tourist place scheveningen.

    • @gorsimons327
      @gorsimons327 6 років тому +3

      ik Nice man

    • @TheEvanovitch
      @TheEvanovitch 6 років тому +18

      Actiually hes more close to hoek van holland/westland, seen by the maasvlakte in the distance. Hoek van holland very conveniently is also the place wich the ferrys arrive from uk.

    • @gamenitroz5051
      @gamenitroz5051 6 років тому

      Ik woon daar ook

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 років тому +2

      KloakaTV I've been there. I was told it was a shibboleth during the war to catch Germans.

    • @Diabhork
      @Diabhork 6 років тому +4

      no, he didn't land there. it was FAKE

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 6 років тому +530

    Alright, listen up kids!
    I'm sorry he's disproving a UA-camr you like, but if you actually listen to him he's making really valid points, he's not just a hater. You should be annoyed at Kill'em for faking his videos, not Slazo for exposing them. You can still watch Kill'em and enjoy the videos, heck I'm certain some of the videos are real but understand people also do fake stuff for views... That's just how it is.

    • @MrRjwagner
      @MrRjwagner 6 років тому +34

      To be honest, I can see why a lot of people like Kill'em and his videos, especially if his primary demogrpahic is mostly children and teenagers who aren't physically and mentally developed yet to the point to understand that his videos aren't really true. At least the "I ship myself/cross videos." Defiantly not saying all of his videos are fake, just the ones where it's just realistically impossible to do without dying or suffering from physical problems.
      Don't get me wrong, the man seems likeable enough on camera and he seems like a pretty decent guy to hang out with, plus his videos aren't really doing any harm, so I can't say the man is wrong or bad for what he's doing, especially if this is the kind of things he wants to do for his fans, but at the same time, I do understand why a lot of older people are the complete opposite.
      When I saw his "I shipped myself to the US" video yesterday, I couldn't help but think of how poorly thought out this video was overall. Entertaining in a sense that I wanted to see how it pans out overall, but in overall concept/execution, it wasn't built on the best of foundations.
      Considering that we live in a Post 9/11 world, this alone would never get through airport security (especially given the fact that airport security often catches people doing this for real at a worrying pace.) But also given his supplies. The man takes mostly junk food with him save for several bottles of water and doesn't bring any toilet paper for the training potty he bought or warm clothes for the "flight?" I know cargo holds are usually pressuralized, but I'm pretty sure they're still horribly cold in the underbelly of the plane regardless, so I don't think he would realistically be able to survive a near fourteen hour flight from England to Los Angeles. And just everything else I noticed. Like how he could even function in that box in transit since (even if they have "fragile" written on it, it's most likely still getting turned and tossed about.) Plus, I've never left the US so I might be wrong on this one, but I'm pretty sure you need your passport stamped before entering countries like the US and when leaving, so there's another potential problem if I'm right.
      But regardarless, I do see why kids and teens like the man. Again, he seems like a charming enough individual, one that would be fun to talk too and hang out with. And his acting, I don't know if it's just natural for him or if he's been trained, but he gives off damn good performances which is why I feel a lot of kids/teens believes the videos are real because he comes off so geuine.
      I can also appreciate the technical sides of his videos. Editing, SFX, audio correction, production costs (still has to spend money on getting the supplies and what-not.) and all that. So, on that level, I can appreciate his videos whole-heardily, especially since he's not really doing anything wrong or harming anyone with them, it's just that, as an adult and a man who knows a thing or two about editing, I know just how fake and doctor these types of videos can/are since anyone with a realistic budget and time can make them.

    • @kalebcaraway1180
      @kalebcaraway1180 6 років тому +12

      I’m 13 and I know almost all of kill em’s vids are fake.

    • @everyoneisdisappointedinme6428
      @everyoneisdisappointedinme6428 6 років тому +6

      Awsome Apollo44
      No one cares

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 6 років тому +10

      r h eh, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe some of his videos are real. And besides, if I said they were all fake I'd have a mob of angry 9 year after me.

    • @BreakingWhite
      @BreakingWhite 6 років тому +3

      Mint Mochi then what is the point in KSI VS Logan Paul

  • @vinnyford596
    @vinnyford596 5 років тому +246

    How come no one has mentioned the fact that although he is out of breath and breathing heavily in a zorb ball.. there’s no condensation in the ball? And HE IS NOT SWEATING!!!!

    • @robinwiggie
      @robinwiggie 5 років тому +5

      vinny ford thats a good one

    • @alformodoritos2076
      @alformodoritos2076 5 років тому +5

      @Sir buttgameing exactly what I was thinking.

    • @kiwa8830
      @kiwa8830 5 років тому +3

      Taking in consideration the buoyancy of a rubber ball i doubt he would be able to even leave the shore, probably would've been pushed back by the waves as soon as he left. Also, for someone who exerted that much physical effort he's barely red at all.

    • @mr.monkeyman5564
      @mr.monkeyman5564 5 років тому

      Some people (such as me) can be really sweating but you can't see it

    • @mr.monkeyman5564
      @mr.monkeyman5564 5 років тому

      @@spampolice7947 exactly

  • @MeanBean-eu8wi
    @MeanBean-eu8wi 5 років тому +33

    The most fakest channel on UA-cam! Killem
    Morgz: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @iceandstuff
    @iceandstuff 6 років тому +247

    this comment section is actually the epitome of cancer

  • @SpiralUniverse7
    @SpiralUniverse7 6 років тому +308

    Poor Slazo he does not deserve this much hate for exposing someone who deserves it

    • @zaqfoxy2028
      @zaqfoxy2028 6 років тому

      he did that just to entertained people! you "9" subs

    • @lucian5389
      @lucian5389 6 років тому +20

      @@zaqfoxy2028 and by entertain people you mean deceive people for views you "0" subs

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @haisesasaki4770
      @haisesasaki4770 6 років тому

      @@zaqfoxy2028 lemme subscribe to you,poor little kid

    • @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160
      @dreambreakerremixfactoryof6160 6 років тому +1

      @@lucian5389
      i always considered his channel to be entertainment based only i seriously doubt all of his Subs Belived him
      im pretty sure his subs watch his content just for the entertainment and laughs

  • @rosedragon3498
    @rosedragon3498 6 років тому +141

    Somehow I find it rather amusing to see him passing out in the Zorb Ball while eating Snickers

    • @ashgood7368
      @ashgood7368 6 років тому

      Zelda Legend yeah u know kill em or what ever said he got diabetes number 1 the “type he has “ means he broke his pancreas 2 he would die from eating snickers as his blood sugars will be too high so he can fu*k off and stop lieing (not slazo he is my bae

    • @jupist4rz
      @jupist4rz 6 років тому

      it’s my Monday mood

    • @madscientistingogoboots165
      @madscientistingogoboots165 6 років тому

      XD

  • @sen_dd
    @sen_dd 5 років тому +88

    "I crossed countries by Sea in a Zorb Ball and you won't"
    Bet

  • @supremeEPICz147
    @supremeEPICz147 6 років тому +329

    I thought he said "Shit myself in a box challenge"

    • @hectorhellcat7783
      @hectorhellcat7783 6 років тому +7

      ThatMajesticKitty that's what I heard

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 6 років тому +4

      ThatMajesticKitty same. I wouldn't be surprised either with what kill em has done

    • @MeatyJesus
      @MeatyJesus 6 років тому +3

      At least that would be entertaining, and somehow less crap than his current content. (no pun intended)

    • @isaiaheatskids2982
      @isaiaheatskids2982 6 років тому +3

      same
      i shit myself in a box challenge(gone sexual)

    • @tay9813
      @tay9813 6 років тому +1

      ThatMajesticKitty same

  • @milohdd
    @milohdd 6 років тому +55

    Half the comments are people who read the title and wrote an angry comment without watching the part where Slazo actually provides his evidence that it's fake

  • @saltydaltysax
    @saltydaltysax 6 років тому +314

    Let's be honest, their's no use replying to the hate comments because 92% of them are children using there parents youtube accounts, and don't even know what a notification is so they'll never reply.

    • @luckyclover3116
      @luckyclover3116 6 років тому +6

      I have to admit it you have some sense

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 6 років тому +2

      Feels bad when you don’t get notifications. :(

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 6 років тому +1

      *there*

    • @enbrat5859
      @enbrat5859 6 років тому +3

      Fortnite is a dumb I like your a name

    • @hippityflop7461
      @hippityflop7461 6 років тому

      @@enbrat5859 I like you're name komrade

  • @ohyeahyeahbot7766
    @ohyeahyeahbot7766 5 років тому +268

    I just spent 24 hours on the house with my wife (gone sexual)

    • @spampolice7947
      @spampolice7947 5 років тому +22

      if you've got 24 hours of free time to spend at home with your wife oh its gonna get sexual

    • @downwards_spiral
      @downwards_spiral 5 років тому +3

      Oh yeah ;)

    • @sherwoodhanna680
      @sherwoodhanna680 5 років тому

      @@user-vi7hx9zl1f ??????

    • @user-vi7hx9zl1f
      @user-vi7hx9zl1f 5 років тому +2

      @@sherwoodhanna680 What?

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 років тому +1

      @@user-vi7hx9zl1f wait WHAT

  • @70jcarbon
    @70jcarbon 5 років тому +219

    I CROSSED THE SEA TO ESCAPE NORTH KOREA IN A HOMEMADE BOAT (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @70jcarbon
      @70jcarbon 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen 5 років тому +5

      will burtz (NUKES WAS LUNCHED)

    • @thecrazycybermaster4450
      @thecrazycybermaster4450 5 років тому

      There is no zorkball in north korea dumb dumb

    • @andrehutahaean7912
      @andrehutahaean7912 5 років тому +2

      the crazy cybermaster he sneak to china to buy the zorkball, then sneak back to nk...
      Duh,

    • @justagamerthatsit8653
      @justagamerthatsit8653 5 років тому +3

      (GONE SEXUAL)(IN THE HOOD)(COPS ARRIVED)(FORTNITE WAS BANNED)

  • @Makura6901
    @Makura6901 6 років тому +87

    i love how this got recommended to me now
    like a year later

  • @christineprasetyo5718
    @christineprasetyo5718 6 років тому +75

    Footage of British soldier going to Normandy,France

    • @petermendez7654
      @petermendez7654 6 років тому

      Badan Intelijen Negara I laughed too hard

  • @houseplantfreak1658
    @houseplantfreak1658 4 роки тому +47

    This dude in a nutshell: grunt, groan, be dramatic.

  • @Kotstolle
    @Kotstolle 6 років тому +155

    Ah yes Sharks in the English Channel

    • @MarshallLore
      @MarshallLore 6 років тому +3

      Vinc that's right. are you dumb enough to believe there arent? there are several species actually

    • @Kotstolle
      @Kotstolle 6 років тому

      A Public Forum for Discussion who cares mate

    • @MarshallLore
      @MarshallLore 6 років тому +3

      marine biologists

    • @mickyw377
      @mickyw377 6 років тому

      jaime falla Thank you, Dwight Schrute, your contribution is and will be until the end of time unappreciated

    • @danimations1440
      @danimations1440 6 років тому

      Vinc actually there are some basking sharks in English seas

  • @ethan514
    @ethan514 6 років тому +358

    the first video should be called "how to illegally immigrate to Holland (gone sexual)"

  • @firdaus7489
    @firdaus7489 6 років тому +157

    This comment section is the exact reason why I lost faith in humanity.

    • @luckyunknown4720
      @luckyunknown4720 6 років тому

      Firdaus
      Filthy Weeb!
      I lost my faith in humanity because of people like you.

    • @luckyunknown4720
      @luckyunknown4720 6 років тому +1

      Pierogi [Pearl] do you mean neck rope?
      I'm in

    • @somethingidk8054
      @somethingidk8054 6 років тому +3

      Pierogi [Pearl] illusion 100

    • @TinyMafioso
      @TinyMafioso 6 років тому

      69th like yay

    • @gooblegob
      @gooblegob 6 років тому

      O no now I'm going to go commit not living

  • @jasonbrown6339
    @jasonbrown6339 5 років тому +105

    It is physically impossibe that he made it
    As slazo said it took roughly 96.64 hours to make it there
    And the average zorb ball can hold 13.5 cubic feet of air.
    The average intake of air in an adult is 7-8 litres per minute
    And converting 13.5 into litres gives you 382.2 litres of air
    So 382.2-8= 374.2 litres of air
    The divide that by 60 he has atleast 6.2 hours of air if the zorb is filled with air

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 4 роки тому +1

      he could have opened a hatch in it above the water to regain air or have an oxygen tank (he did not have one) but the video is still obviously faked and the dislikes on this video is horendous how many people believe killing it

    • @iceicicle3046
      @iceicicle3046 4 роки тому +2

      @@cpblackout2933 his life is a joke too

    • @alerossi7331
      @alerossi7331 4 роки тому +2

      @@cpblackout2933 it aint supposed to be a joke man. That kill'em guy is as serious as shit. theres difference between fake and joke

    • @rick.c6615
      @rick.c6615 3 роки тому

      @@iceicicle3046 when u tell your subs that kill em channel is all fake when only 4 videos are fake, of cource people are getting mad

    • @bengosse7217
      @bengosse7217 3 роки тому

      Thank you

  • @johnlito9251
    @johnlito9251 6 років тому +204

    Forgot to mention about the many large commercial ships that are present in the English channel that could of easily ended up killing him if he had actually done it.

  • @greegor7305
    @greegor7305 6 років тому +54

    I like how he is in the same colour water the whole way even abroad

  • @maroderalice1337
    @maroderalice1337 6 років тому +61

    The new cast away movie looks lit

  • @d_klammeraffe
    @d_klammeraffe 4 роки тому +25

    Some of these comments really make my day

  • @TinyMafioso
    @TinyMafioso 6 років тому +149

    *I sawed this boat in half*

  • @TheGmodParty
    @TheGmodParty 6 років тому +158

    imagine if they had invented zorb balls just in time for the dunkirk evacuations

    • @raffotron6380
      @raffotron6380 6 років тому +13

      hell yeah german bombers ent got shit on them xd

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 6 років тому +10

      Zorb Ball Submarines

    • @flamefox-5709
      @flamefox-5709 6 років тому

      quintus Lmao Idk why I laughed so hard at this.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 років тому

      Demo S Because you're too young to have known anyone who was actually there?

    • @Summerman000kesamies
      @Summerman000kesamies 6 років тому

      I'm sure rubber balls and bullets are a great match. Also didn't guns used to have those pointy thingies for stabbing?

  • @isntpuddy
    @isntpuddy 6 років тому +1382

    *Here's come the rage comments*

  • @dankgrillz1872
    @dankgrillz1872 5 років тому +59

    I spent a night in my dads house. You won’t believe what happened. (Gone homosexual) (Gone physco) (my dad turned into a women) (an elephant stomped me in my sleep)

    • @churimp6187
      @churimp6187 4 роки тому +4

      Deep.

    • @E-dawg582
      @E-dawg582 3 роки тому +3

      (He came back with the milk)

    • @LordSolidusI
      @LordSolidusI 3 роки тому

      Dad's* Psycho* Woman* Good try though. 😂

  • @violentbob
    @violentbob 6 років тому +637

    the guy ended up in Zuid-Holland which is at least 213.46 km from Dover

    • @gamenitroz5051
      @gamenitroz5051 6 років тому +1

      Ben je nl?

    • @violentbob
      @violentbob 6 років тому +2

      LtShaky zekers!

    • @violentbob
      @violentbob 6 років тому +1

      Charles Baluyot yes this was in the netherlands

    • @austinomara942
      @austinomara942 6 років тому +5

      Slazo is cancer and just pathetic

    • @violentbob
      @violentbob 6 років тому +81

      Austin O'Mara that's a sad thing to say

  • @itstoolate3186
    @itstoolate3186 5 років тому +75

    0:00 - 0:09 close your eyes

  • @febreezusjesus
    @febreezusjesus 6 років тому +324

    BUT DID IT GO SEXUAL?

    • @strawberrybleach5782
      @strawberrybleach5782 6 років тому +7

      Daylen Byerly aka Lil Tall guy 4:08 XDDD

    • @sonyaoo
      @sonyaoo 6 років тому

      Daylen Byerly aka Lil Tall guy No

    • @sawyermccabe5910
      @sawyermccabe5910 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @benjiboy9907
      @benjiboy9907 6 років тому

      Daylen Byerly aka Lil Tall guy yes

    • @foxsisters6257
      @foxsisters6257 6 років тому +1

      Strawberry Bleach oh tf i reached that part and the moaning i cant XD XD XD

  • @anandilalkatpitiya4533
    @anandilalkatpitiya4533 4 роки тому +137

    These are the same people who completely get mad when you tell them, "WWE is fake."

    • @user-qe1tl2mf2f
      @user-qe1tl2mf2f 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah 🤣

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 3 роки тому +2

      K redditor

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 3 роки тому +3

      It’s not fake it’s scripted

    • @d-zh
      @d-zh 3 роки тому +9

      @@tuney7319wwe is scripted, and it’s fake, it’s basically the same thing

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 3 роки тому

      @@d-zh. In that sense marvel movies are also “fake” they’re also scripted right?

  • @nguyenthaibinh7252
    @nguyenthaibinh7252 6 років тому +22

    4k like, 5k dislike ...
    *Slow Clap with dissapointment in this cringey sh;t *

  • @uhhh830
    @uhhh830 6 років тому +328

    The sounds this guy makes during the video concern me

    • @joshyshum
      @joshyshum 6 років тому

      Clorox Bleach oh yeah yeah

    • @nigwardyoda8095
      @nigwardyoda8095 6 років тому

      Why do I see u everywhere?

    • @weirdowilliams3723
      @weirdowilliams3723 6 років тому +1

      Back in 1996 you ruined my favorite pair in JNCOs. How do you sleep at night?

    • @smarty2211
      @smarty2211 6 років тому

      I will drink u

    • @ciaranpatrick6859
      @ciaranpatrick6859 6 років тому

      Lmao his name is Clorox bleach get it

  • @spicysarcastic5345
    @spicysarcastic5345 5 років тому +28

    Imagine going to the beach to spend time with your friends or your family and you see a loser in a zorb ball flailing around. What a sight to see.

  • @ussop315
    @ussop315 6 років тому +106

    he said bonjour in netherlands😂😂

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache 6 років тому +3

      Mr CRAZY the lowlands ( Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg) have all been ethnically tied to the Dutch, French, and Germans,

    • @moosechoose
      @moosechoose 6 років тому +12

      Larry M yeah but his point is that the Dutch don’t speak French.

    • @ussop315
      @ussop315 6 років тому +1

      exactly

    • @salem20051
      @salem20051 6 років тому

      @@artsyrache what are you trying to say with this that everyone in the netherlands can speak french because oh boy i wish that was true (aka i am a triggered dutch person)

    • @ratiemand4529
      @ratiemand4529 6 років тому

      I'm dutch and hate french

  • @squwooshk
    @squwooshk 6 років тому +131

    Slazo, why do children hate truth?

  • @toastie6532
    @toastie6532 6 років тому +167

    I feel sick, *eats chocolate*

  • @theboxghost14
    @theboxghost14 5 років тому +20

    I find him fun to watch. Sure, the content ain't the best, but I think he genuinely has fun doing most of the stuff. Even if some of it is pretty fake.

  • @ren-xj6jh
    @ren-xj6jh 6 років тому +54

    I Made Toast And It Went Incredibly Wrong 😣 *(gone sexual)*

    • @LiakkDoesStuff
      @LiakkDoesStuff 6 років тому +1

      ShrimpSauce oh no

    • @samuelroy8005
      @samuelroy8005 6 років тому +2

      (Random arrow pointing at shit)

    • @khermos6483
      @khermos6483 6 років тому +2

      *(toast tried killing me)*

    • @samuelroy8005
      @samuelroy8005 6 років тому

      @@khermos6483 (story in description)

    • @hackboi1160
      @hackboi1160 6 років тому

      At 3:am!!! I saw the ghost of the toast!!!(not clickbait!!!!!!!!)

  • @creatureconnor
    @creatureconnor 6 років тому +69

    0:14, 7:40 Wait, did he say "I shipped myself in a box" or "I s*** myself in a box?" I honestly can't tell!

    • @K0wne
      @K0wne 6 років тому +1

      He said " I ship myself"

    • @cyb3rg1rl-ari
      @cyb3rg1rl-ari 6 років тому +1

      Omg 😂😭

  • @jaygay6576
    @jaygay6576 6 років тому +17

    >Be Kill'em
    >Travel by Zorb ball
    *>Nearly pass out after 10 meters of travel*

  • @Aprill264
    @Aprill264 5 років тому +24

    5:54 he was in province zuid-holland, meaning he ‘landed’ about 40 km further north (at least)

    • @shayziekaizie
      @shayziekaizie 5 років тому +4

      Fiery Gaming yup. He’s “landed” in South Holland, which is in The Netherlands. He’s no where near the destination he was going for

  • @joshuasekinger3968
    @joshuasekinger3968 6 років тому +81

    When he "arrives" at Holland the people say "Bonjour" which is french.

    • @i.147
      @i.147 6 років тому +6

      But most people in Netherlands don't speak french. They speak dutch.
      A part of Belgium speaks French, but he's not in Belgium.

    • @i.147
      @i.147 6 років тому +14

      Oh and the person saying "bonjour" clearly doesn't speak French. They have a very heavy accent. So probably a fake bystander.

    • @ProbsNotABot
      @ProbsNotABot 6 років тому +11

      Didn't he say, "bonjour", to them and they said, "Hallo", back?

    • @GarfieldPhone
      @GarfieldPhone 6 років тому +2

      Great job Sherlock

    • @joshuasekinger3968
      @joshuasekinger3968 6 років тому

      @@GarfieldPhone calm down man

  • @robertvanderleeuw182
    @robertvanderleeuw182 6 років тому +46

    The point you measured from was part of Sealand, but thats not the province where he ended up in. He ended up in South-Holland which would make it about 50km more, making this scenario even less realistic.

    • @coenogo
      @coenogo 6 років тому +2

      Robert van der Leeuw Ignoring the fact that those people in the end said "Bonjour"...

    • @ryanmcgeachy9570
      @ryanmcgeachy9570 6 років тому +2

      It was kill em who said bonjour obviously thinking he was in France, they said hallo in return.

    • @HugePecker69
      @HugePecker69 6 років тому

      Coen V THERE ACTORS IDIOT

  • @TheTaxburden
    @TheTaxburden 6 років тому +120

    Anyone with common sense would know the guy barely crossed his bathtub.

  • @loveme102001
    @loveme102001 4 роки тому +31

    At 4:35 you can see the rope that was supposed to be cut off right there

    • @ken_1000
      @ken_1000 4 роки тому

      But the rope was too short BODOH

    • @Aptenodyte
      @Aptenodyte 4 роки тому +2

      @@ken_1000 he said you stupid

  • @drwalter1157
    @drwalter1157 6 років тому +143

    These tides are brutal
    I’ve seen more tides in a pool

    • @sorrynotsorry.9939
      @sorrynotsorry.9939 6 років тому +12

      I've seen more tides in a pod.

    • @codeninja1832
      @codeninja1832 6 років тому +4

      I've seen more tides eaten by high school kids.

    • @chocoblocko9cb991
      @chocoblocko9cb991 6 років тому

      mike glidden 😂😂

    • @MbvRocks-e2u
      @MbvRocks-e2u 6 років тому

      I try not to laugh at this but you profile picture makes it hard

  • @kendallchaos
    @kendallchaos 6 років тому +132

    Wait...so what happens to the toast? I need to know, I haven’t seen the end yet

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi 6 років тому +7

    "What if a shark mistakes this ball for a fish?"
    Usually autistic sharks don't survive for very long in the wild, I think you're safe.

  • @maykr1612
    @maykr1612 4 роки тому +12

    Being a Killem fan for a while I can see a lot of your reasoning behind it and now am disappointed to myself as to why I didn't see this earlier.

  • @tylerarnett4945
    @tylerarnett4945 6 років тому +33

    How about the fact carbon dioxide build up inside the Zorb would have killed him. He forgot to create an alibi for the second part of basic human gas exchange. Hilarious

    • @x-fun3149
      @x-fun3149 6 років тому +6

      It does, technically. It replaces the oxygen, which the body cannot use.

    • @feathersong5838
      @feathersong5838 6 років тому

      @@Chaidenchai No, but he would have suffocated.

    • @GarfieldPhone
      @GarfieldPhone 6 років тому

      I mean, ik it's fake, but he added a fake oxygen tank thing, so yeh

    • @tylerarnett4945
      @tylerarnett4945 6 років тому +3

      +bean That is what i stated. He brought an oxygen tank, as an alibi for the inhalation of oxygen, but neglected the exhalation of carbon dioxide. Breathing carbon dioxide is lethal, beginning with your brain shutting down. Eventually the oxygen molecules in carbon dioxide strip away electrons from the pre-existing oxygen present within you blood. Resulting in tissue oxidation;numerous cell death. Oxidation is the same process that causes rust. So you can imagine this isn't healthy for organic tissue

  • @ivo2302
    @ivo2302 6 років тому +15

    He didn’t end up at that point because that was in Zeeland en Zuid-Holland is even further (in the clip you could see him pointing at a sign which says that he is in Zuid-Holland

  • @stephiewander3104
    @stephiewander3104 5 років тому +93

    How does he use the bathroom at sea, *_in a ball?_*

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 років тому +1

      well i heard of ballest tanks but i think that balls don't need ballast

    • @claudiacardona6440
      @claudiacardona6440 5 років тому +1

      He pisses his pants.

    • @megasystem8473
      @megasystem8473 5 років тому +1

      Bestmodest _ adult diapers

    • @lettuceman483
      @lettuceman483 5 років тому

      Toilet pellets that he suspects to be dangerous

    • @spampolice7947
      @spampolice7947 5 років тому +1

      he pulls a bear grills and drinks it

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 5 років тому +10

    tbh, a video of you eating toast would be more interesting than kill'em's videos

  • @vcl1339
    @vcl1339 6 років тому +26

    Maybe Kill'em just bought a dislike army...
    Edit: Finally 9.6k out of 10k we're getting a better like/dislike ratio

    • @Summerman000kesamies
      @Summerman000kesamies 6 років тому +2

      iSubbz Why buy something that you can get for free in the millions.

  • @casenjones826
    @casenjones826 6 років тому +54

    Do a face reveal at 3k subs

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 6 років тому +9

      Yea I wanna what his face looks like

    • @caspoki
      @caspoki 6 років тому

      Ya

  • @kinhamid9665
    @kinhamid9665 5 років тому +60

    His videos are as real as my will to live

    • @Steambull1
      @Steambull1 5 років тому +2

      Rest in peace

    • @RobertL_
      @RobertL_ 5 років тому

      His videos are as real as my real parents coming back after 20 years

    • @tzootzoo802
      @tzootzoo802 5 років тому

      just as real as my big titty goth waifu

    • @Smiley_Face0
      @Smiley_Face0 5 років тому

      Oh..

    • @ambalr9042
      @ambalr9042 5 років тому

      True

  • @sliced_glass_2901
    @sliced_glass_2901 4 роки тому +20

    I didn’t expect this many hate comments

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +1

      You should've he, Kill 'Em deserves it

  • @Volfiukas
    @Volfiukas 6 років тому +46

    If only i had the power to comment "do you actually have autism " on every single comment.

    • @arrowmyth8749
      @arrowmyth8749 6 років тому

      Vexy same

    • @jugodelicioso
      @jugodelicioso 6 років тому +4

      lol i have autism but at least im not an irrational pile of inferior genes like these 10 year old Kill'em cockriders

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 6 років тому +1

      Same. Most of the bitches here look like they're mentally retarded.

    • @billyhoskyn461
      @billyhoskyn461 6 років тому

      I have autism and i like killem but i get sensitive about my autism because i get picked on at school because of it so please dont use it as an insult

    • @Summerman000kesamies
      @Summerman000kesamies 6 років тому

      Billy Hoskyn Bro you just have to not care. You give the words power and meaning by getting offended.

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 6 років тому +12

    "What if a shark mistakes the ball for a fish!?"
    *insert question mark meme*

    • @hazardspeed7504
      @hazardspeed7504 6 років тому +1

      Lux0rd is the shark ok?who cares about killem.

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 2 роки тому

      Ye

  • @spykidtalksaboutanything4395
    @spykidtalksaboutanything4395 6 років тому +79

    “I ate toast and it went incredibly wrong”
    Does sound like something kill em would do

  • @window2474
    @window2474 4 роки тому +26

    This guy shaking more then the time i slipped and fell of a cliff. Like it’s only a few waves

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +3

      Hol' up you fell of a cliff

    • @window2474
      @window2474 4 роки тому +4

      @@Yougotcaged102 it was a small one

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +5

      @@window2474 Oh ok, I thought you were like, invincible

    • @window2474
      @window2474 4 роки тому +5

      Another Sheev Palpatine lol i wish

    • @80official20
      @80official20 4 роки тому +4

      Good job not dying!

  • @nouradeklerk5069
    @nouradeklerk5069 6 років тому +8

    There was someone walking past saying "bonjour". That was the biggest mistake he made: Poeple in the Netherlands speak Dutch not French so they would say "hallo".

  • @Cyber_One
    @Cyber_One 6 років тому +65

    I crossed countries by sea in a zorb ball
    *And You Won‘t*

  • @danielv.9898
    @danielv.9898 5 років тому +20

    "You gotta eat to keep your strength up!"
    - Big Smoke

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 років тому +1

      I WANT TWO NUMBER 9's

  • @julesb6816
    @julesb6816 4 роки тому +11

    He also landed in the province of South Holland so that would be more like 200km.

  • @cartoonpeach9208
    @cartoonpeach9208 6 років тому +53

    I S H I T M Y S E L F I N A B O X C H A L L E N G E

  • @Daewrynn
    @Daewrynn 6 років тому +16

    I watched one of his videos where he shipped himself to LA. Immediately called bullshit on that when he got there. Do you know how ILLEGAL it is to cross international borders like that? I don’t understand how he got back home when his passport never shows him leaving his country.

  • @thievinglittlegoblin404
    @thievinglittlegoblin404 6 років тому +23

    I hate when fans Come to videos of the things they're fans of and just dislike whether there's good points or not and they just dislike, especially when the person they're fans of are bad content creators or liars

  • @lvr
    @lvr 5 років тому +13

    0:14 is it just me or did anyone else’s here “I shit myself in a box challenge”

  • @bobbyhill4118
    @bobbyhill4118 6 років тому +5

    For the Americans who use the other system, the mile system, it would be about 90 miles from the UK to holland. It would have taken you days to get there, and you would have had to get some air. You couldn’t get all of it from a tank.

  • @mads8946
    @mads8946 6 років тому +37

    *when you realize he couldn’t survive that long because his oxygen would run out*

    • @mads8946
      @mads8946 6 років тому

      when you realize I posted this comment at one in the morning

    • @mads8946
      @mads8946 6 років тому

      Ruffels I posted this at 1 don’t come for me

    • @jaredfrazier2216
      @jaredfrazier2216 6 років тому +7

      @Ruffels because a little shitty tank he bought would last 90 hours. Ya idiot

    • @sharknjdmTV
      @sharknjdmTV 6 років тому +1

      @@mads8946 if you're going to comment something stupid well, don't comment something stupid right after again ⬅LMAO

    • @kymab.5172
      @kymab.5172 6 років тому +2

      @@jaredfrazier2216 Paano mo nasabi?

  • @netherless6729
    @netherless6729 6 років тому +30

    81.44 hours is roughly 3.4 days.
    Seems legit.

    • @alexisleftist778
      @alexisleftist778 6 років тому +3

      Daily Dose Of Stupid a zorb ball is either sealed or letting in both air and water so no its not and no the pitiful air tank he had wouldnt last 3 days

    • @alike2833
      @alike2833 6 років тому +2

      r/whooosh

    • @Lem0nwtf
      @Lem0nwtf 6 років тому

      @@alike2833 r/wooooosh

    • @alike2833
      @alike2833 6 років тому

      @@Lem0nwtf , i was talking about MAYU, not Netherless

  • @user-te2nu2mi4d
    @user-te2nu2mi4d 5 років тому +29

    If you want cancer, all you have to do is sort by new