The best joke in Joke Boat history (Jackbox)

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  • @julianparent318
    @julianparent318 Рік тому +667

    you're tellin me they put jokes on this boat

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 Рік тому +45

      Whaaaaats the deal with all the jokes on this boat?

    • @zanderwight872
      @zanderwight872 Рік тому +9

      they got toilets in this store?

    • @DaggerSkullery
      @DaggerSkullery Рік тому +20

      I've had it with these motherfriggin jokes on this motherfriggin boat

    • @anonymous71207
      @anonymous71207 Рік тому +11

      You're tellin me this lion is from the north?

    • @Cmanorange
      @Cmanorange Рік тому +2

      are we still doing pirate night?

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 Рік тому +474

    12:27 gotta love that chat voted the wavy blue lines as the sexiest card, and then immediately voted the wavy lines as the nastiest

    • @yfnw461
      @yfnw461 Рік тому

      Its a nasty little big nasty thang

    • @Random_Fanguy
      @Random_Fanguy Рік тому

      Those are some pretty slutty lines honestly.

    • @Breadward_MacGluten
      @Breadward_MacGluten Рік тому +96

      curves represent attractiveness in media, but also it looks like stink lines smh

    • @issorlol
      @issorlol Рік тому +48

      they often go hand in hand

    • @rutger4272
      @rutger4272 Рік тому

      she stink so good

  • @dawsonescott8428
    @dawsonescott8428 Рік тому +228

    I have heard the dictator joke three times now and only just now did i get the “a round” part of the joke. Truly an all timer laffy taffy style joke

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy Рік тому +110

    I like the part where he stands up and claps at his own joke.

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Рік тому +107

    Apollo's 80% doll was made of five parts and one of them was Keytar. They're still burning half a house mode.

    • @KVWI
      @KVWI Рік тому +13

      He forgot that the torso is a part though, house fire meta remains misunderstood to this day

  • @metroidhunter2861
    @metroidhunter2861 Рік тому +511

    Egg man is so proud of his joke he’s willing to risk viewership on the video by putting the joke in the thumbnail
    But damn is it a good joke

    • @austinvanderveer213
      @austinvanderveer213 Рік тому +17

      I'm glad he did because I didn't get the full joke on the first pass lol.
      I thought it was like he ordered a drink called "everyone around", not "he ordered everyone a round"

    • @someonefromsomewhere1009
      @someonefromsomewhere1009 Рік тому +100

      ​@user-zl5zy7yx6pHe does read the comments ❤

    • @isingra
      @isingra Рік тому +40

      ⁠When youtube first switched to showing people’s @ handles instead of channel names I was against it at first but seeing impersonator bots get owned because they can’t have the @ of the real deal is hilarious.

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Рік тому +5

      ​@@someonefromsomewhere1009 +2

    • @chatnoir9038
      @chatnoir9038 Рік тому +1

      ​@@isingraI didn't even notice this until you said it. Wild.

  • @bryanringel481
    @bryanringel481 Рік тому +91

    The fact that no one did a “all my friends stabbed me in the back” joke for the Julius Caesar line blows my mind

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 Рік тому +16

      yeah, I expected "because i suffered multiple stab wounds"

    • @mityakiselev
      @mityakiselev 8 місяців тому +3

      "because it ended before August"

  • @joshuadu2308
    @joshuadu2308 Рік тому +56

    52:38 pog over joke
    56:20 the joke

  • @dropthatshi
    @dropthatshi Рік тому +8

    "I call my bedroom the FIRE STATION because it's where I spray the hoes" lmfao

  • @Juskinen
    @Juskinen Рік тому +49

    One of the funniest Joke Boat sessions ever, even the blunders were hilarious

  • @aydengartenlaub
    @aydengartenlaub Рік тому +63

    I love the chat moment at 12:26 , the same card thats the sexiest is also the nastiest in the next poll.

    • @TheThursty100
      @TheThursty100 Рік тому +24

      It's almost always the waves. Honestly
      It's sexy because it's curvy
      It's messy because of cartoon smell lines

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Рік тому +78

    NL gave a HoF Joke Boat performance in that second round. Complete dominance on every front

  • @vidyaorszag
    @vidyaorszag Рік тому +31

    "Well, he's not on fire..."

    • @MexiCoe
      @MexiCoe Рік тому +1

      Flashbacks to Grim Fandango - trying the fire extinguisher on every object "That's not on fire" 🔥

  • @jakestolworthy2869
    @jakestolworthy2869 Рік тому +17

    54:49 was pretty fire lmao

  • @SpikeHawk
    @SpikeHawk Рік тому +127

    Rubricon is an underrated/overhated joke. Probably my favourite from the set.

    • @JateGuitar
      @JateGuitar Рік тому +15

      Cleverness is underrated in these games :(

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 Рік тому +3

      ​@@JateGuitarUntil it comes back as a meme

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Рік тому +1

      the egg was supremely robbed

  • @emi_fisher
    @emi_fisher Рік тому +84

    Absolutely demonic performance in the 2nd game of Joke Boat

    • @thinminty5392
      @thinminty5392 Рік тому

      i want you

    • @yebchaos
      @yebchaos Рік тому +1

      you have an album?

    • @emi_fisher
      @emi_fisher Рік тому

      @@yebchaos me? i cant see the other reply to this comment for some reason

    • @yebchaos
      @yebchaos Рік тому +1

      @@emi_fisher yeah. that's pretty dope

    • @emi_fisher
      @emi_fisher Рік тому +1

      @@yebchaos thank you. its a few years old now but its okay

  • @salad_tasty
    @salad_tasty Рік тому +11

    the puns were already pouring out of him during non-sensory, the expert jokes were inevitable

  • @slowtie89
    @slowtie89 Рік тому +28

    *slaps roof of boat* This bad boy can fit so many jokes

  • @chadless7216
    @chadless7216 Рік тому +6

    9:53 Mulholland Drive (2001)

  • @MattParkent
    @MattParkent Рік тому +4

    A bunch of dictators walk into a bar and order everyone around.

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 Рік тому +39

    Man this makes jokeboat seem like a good mode lmao.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Рік тому +6

      it can sometimes be funny if they actually tried. but when every joke is cum related it looks much worse. also the prompts are also very hit or miss so i understand their frustration with the game
      rap battle stays goated though

  • @sigithesauropod3340
    @sigithesauropod3340 Рік тому +42

    I've been waiting fir this after seeing the Librarians video. Actually goated jokes for the game

  • @co2_os
    @co2_os Рік тому +12

    48:57 this one is too good 😂😂

    • @jakestolworthy2869
      @jakestolworthy2869 Рік тому +2

      True, much better than the one that was in the thumbnail lmao

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 Рік тому +4

    This was from a stream 4 days ago not May 11th in case anyone wants to look at it on twitch

  • @nicholashinderer9896
    @nicholashinderer9896 Рік тому +7

    "Im Justin." Should have got all the votes.😊

  • @Marioroops
    @Marioroops Рік тому +5

    The aluminum breasts joke legit got me.

  • @babrdiddle
    @babrdiddle Рік тому +3

    Joke Boat had me in tears! is that Justins laugh? You all know what laugh I'm talking about

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 8 місяців тому +2

    "Middle school for me was like JULIUS CAESAR: I got stabbed 4 times"

  • @Larryboy2701
    @Larryboy2701 Рік тому +3

    He gave himself a standing ovation lol

  • @meta4knight
    @meta4knight Рік тому +14

    Every game needs audience sync up

  • @WorkingForTheBarrels
    @WorkingForTheBarrels Рік тому +43

    Korey has one of the laughs of all time.

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 Рік тому +1

      I’m begging someone to say “Wipeout” after he laughs ONCE. PLEASE

  • @Enixooo
    @Enixooo Рік тому +12

    Many people have said he does not miss

  • @lennox2565
    @lennox2565 Рік тому +1

    Spent the first minute trying to figure out whose voice I was mistaking for Crendor.

  • @DrZnagge
    @DrZnagge Рік тому +12

    The banana ones punchline shouldve been "small, soft and ready to be bread"

  • @sauwensvk7589
    @sauwensvk7589 Рік тому +2

    love how joke boat brings out the REAL Kory

  • @ZeroTsar
    @ZeroTsar Рік тому +10

    Does NL throw a brain destroyer this ep?

  • @loopholesloopy
    @loopholesloopy Рік тому +3

    Korys keytar place reminds me when I played with my friends and one of their promts was something between a moose and a goose and this motherfucker drew a log.

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 7 місяців тому

      the "moose or goose" log reminds me of the time i saw that someone drew a trollface when they were supposed to draw something between ballet and bicycle. i haven't played any jackbox game yet (besides drawful like four years ago or something), so i didn't experience that moment. just saw it on another video

  • @ZeroTsar
    @ZeroTsar Рік тому +3

    49:13 I am stealing that joke

  • @MrTommylicious
    @MrTommylicious Рік тому

    Apollos laugh is so good. And justins yeah and okay

  • @Lesong100
    @Lesong100 Рік тому +1

    But, but like why would the fire station be on fire tho

  • @RatedManatee
    @RatedManatee Рік тому +2

    Finally some variety in the games!

  • @timbryo
    @timbryo Рік тому +4

    I love you north lion

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 7 місяців тому +1

      The existence of Northernlion implies there is a Southernlion, Westernlion & Easternlion out there.
      ... I know you didn't ask, but it was a random funny thought I had lol.

  • @Spotifist
    @Spotifist Рік тому +8

    And ”I’m Justin” was still funnier to me, Justin is unbeatable !!

  • @dominicmurray7200
    @dominicmurray7200 Рік тому

    He’s going joke boat mode

  • @brendenowen2609
    @brendenowen2609 Рік тому +9

    MATE

    • @curiouscreator8806
      @curiouscreator8806 7 місяців тому

      another very rare instance of a Jackbox game lobby join code being an actual English word.
      the only other instance I've seen this happen was with Alpharad getting the code "DORK" when playing Roomerang. (not a main channel video -- it was an Alpharad Gold video.)
      on that note, the fact it can create actual four-letter words means that there might be some weird and funny lobby codes out there that have yet to be shared with the world. this even includes swear words, though, so... yeah. like, imagine just wanting to play Jackbox and you open up a lobby, only to find your room code is something like "NERD". i'd share it with the world if that were to happen

  • @rikk8371
    @rikk8371 Рік тому +6

    I watched this last night and this morning I was thinking about his joke again and I just fucking realized the second meaning. I just wish clever humor was funnier to me; that's a really well-made joke, but I didn't laugh nearly as much as I did at "headboard mode"
    And for anyone who didn't get it:
    they order everyone a round [of drinks].

  • @camelspiderattack4161
    @camelspiderattack4161 Рік тому +2

    yo NL out here defending the popular legacy of julius caesar, based based based

  • @robmack519
    @robmack519 Рік тому

    Lol, "I'm Justin"

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 Рік тому

    holymoly the line "how is air not an atom?" got me remembering the cooking meme where the guy gets angry at the bad host and tells her "right, and if i put my granny in a wheelchair she is a bicycle" except it would be like asking "how is a cow not an atom?"

  • @AltCtrlSpud
    @AltCtrlSpud Рік тому +17

    last night i had a dream where a small dolphin made a nest in my house

    • @naingaung2748
      @naingaung2748 Рік тому +14

      ^No way! Northernlion is giving away a prize!?😮😮😮

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Рік тому +1

      How small are we talking

    • @AltCtrlSpud
      @AltCtrlSpud Рік тому +4

      @@loggersviii1228 about the size of a groundhog

    • @loggersviii1228
      @loggersviii1228 Рік тому +1

      @@AltCtrlSpud extremely cute, I approve

    • @AltCtrlSpud
      @AltCtrlSpud Рік тому +4

      @@loggersviii1228 it was not cute, it was highly disturbing

  • @SESauvie
    @SESauvie Рік тому +2

    I waited 56 minutes for that?

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI Рік тому +5

    nl's puppet kinda bad doe

  • @attention_shopping
    @attention_shopping Рік тому +3

    Boat

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 Рік тому +2

    I’m Justin 😂😂😂

  • @TeloMeto420
    @TeloMeto420 Рік тому

    I've never remained straight faced through a whole joke boat game. Thank you for making my friends seem a lot funnier.

  • @austinvanderveer213
    @austinvanderveer213 Рік тому

    Yo i love joke boat so much

  • @someonefromsomewhere1009
    @someonefromsomewhere1009 Рік тому

    Stay pegged

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 Рік тому +3

    NL likes getting topped confirmed?? 👀

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Рік тому

    NL is on fire, somebody get a hoes

  • @LeeTheSecond
    @LeeTheSecond Рік тому +2

    im going headboard mode

  • @gam3rman0924
    @gam3rman0924 Рік тому

    Sufh a funny jaxbox poggg

  • @bduddy55555
    @bduddy55555 Рік тому

    Is it me or is Joke Boat completely incomprehensible?

  • @wulf2757
    @wulf2757 Рік тому +3

    imagine thinking Caesar was wrong

  • @Holgast
    @Holgast Рік тому

    why was 'cummin'' so goddamn funny? who can say

  • @mikeballew3207
    @mikeballew3207 Рік тому +1

    NAHK

  • @zachp2120
    @zachp2120 Рік тому

    Why doesn’t Austin and Nick ever play with NL anymore???

    • @radikalskippy
      @radikalskippy Рік тому +18

      Austin is no longer the name by which he goes by, his name is now Apollo and he is literally in this video, he's in the stream constantly. Nick left due to differences with some members of the NLSS.

    • @RalorPenwat
      @RalorPenwat Рік тому +5

      Nick had some personal life problems, and between the time away and creative differences, he ended up wanting to do different things than the group.

    • @williammitchell6254
      @williammitchell6254 Рік тому +4

      ​@@radikalskippy what about rob I miss him

    • @radikalskippy
      @radikalskippy Рік тому +7

      @@williammitchell6254 we all do

  • @GTRSv
    @GTRSv Рік тому

    First?

  • @PenumbralFigure
    @PenumbralFigure Рік тому

    Loremasters; anyone know if there was any drama around Apollo recently? I'm a youtube marty, but there was a distinct lack of Apollo in Jackbox/London recently, and when he joined the call halfway through London (vod A Challenger Approaches) things felt real tense between Apollo and Chib. Apollo had even made a comment saying something like he was sucking up (to NL). BUT then in this vod, things seemed great (maybe because Chib was not here??). I know this is very parasocial but i'm curious.

    • @hahaharithz
      @hahaharithz Рік тому +2

      They always share alot of chat time by arguing one another. But they are pretty cool, hanging out irl alot. So don't worry. I understand how you feel tho

  • @Droid6689
    @Droid6689 Рік тому

    How are they this unfunny?

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому +17

      If you're going to talk about not funny, you should really make the channels you're subscribed to hidden. Because my lord is it a field day

    • @Droid6689
      @Droid6689 Рік тому

      @; What makes you think I believe they are funny either creep? Also you'd have to be more specific, or did you just make a general statement without any actual substance behind your remark. Come on coward, really dig in.
      But thanks for making me curious. Seems I'm somehow subscribed to a bunch of channels I didn't want to be.

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Рік тому +1

      @Droid6689 if you went through your subscriptions, culled the shit ones but kept al jokes, it means you really can't be trusted when it comes to comedy. The fact that your comment has no one in agreement should speak volumes
      Seriously though, al jokes? Were you dropped as a baby to find him funny? Or does he just make you feel better about your facial hair because his is so horrendous?

    • @asparagusmichy5611
      @asparagusmichy5611 Рік тому +6

      @@Droid6689 POV: you comment hate on a UA-cam video and your opinion is wrong

    • @Droid6689
      @Droid6689 Рік тому

      @Asparagus Michy Nope. Not wrong. Cute little meme tho.
      Also don't hate here. You think I hate everyone that isn't funny? What a weird life that would be.

  • @enterthehat
    @enterthehat Рік тому

    Really wish whoever keeps doing that screeching monkey laugh thing would stop. They're clearly doing it for attention, because they did it naturally a time or two and got a good reaction, learned how to do it on purpose, and think they need to do it every time they laugh. Whenver they do it, it's very distracting and irritating from every video they appear in. Don't hate them, whoever it is, just wish they'd knock it off and be themselves.

    • @KeDe1606
      @KeDe1606 6 місяців тому +2

      Genuine insane person behavior. Get a life

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 Рік тому

    bhn