Just wait until they find out human saliva contains a painkiller six times more powerful than morphine. It’s just in there in extremely low quantities.
another funny thing, if you press your tongue against the roof of your moth correctly so that it bends back, it presses on the saliva glans on it's bottom causing two streams of saliva to jet out like a projectile.
If they are scared of our spit i would hate yo find out there reaction to the fact that we can launch highly corosive acid and bacteria from out stomachs that can eat through metal
if they took that approach, they can also write about pandemic a human would bring with him, as viruses and bacterias in person body is invading species that spread fast, one of the reason why interaction with closed of human communities(various still existing tribes) are strictly regulated if not completely forbidden
@@mariusdesu1633 yeah, we are carriers of an stupid ammount of diseases that they havent even noticed, so by spitting on one u might as well fucking kill them
@@Otgel The chance of a human transmitting a disease is like 0% you can't catch a disease from a plant and we had a common ancestor with them a few billion years ago aliens wouldn't have a common ancestor with us.
@@kakahass8845 We could probably transmit the disease its just a question of wheter or not it would have effect. most bacteria and virussen have specialiced to infect but one species (some can do multiple but i havnt heard of a pathogen hat can infect all species) if the cells of the alien species as similar body temp and conditions so that the basteria can ectually survive it might harm them if the products of said pathogen are harmfull. I mean we can kill eachother with our gut flora (dont eat eachothers poop but you can eat your own without getting sick).
Actually if left out for 2-3 minutes the Komodo dragon ‘venom’ is increase intoxicating to them and the active bacteria often aid in helping build up healthy gut bacteria to help break down food.
"Oh you think WE'RE bad! You should see the Komodo Dragon!" "I thought dragons were a myth of your world" "Yeah, but on this one Island, there there's these massive lizards the size of a small crocodile, which have a saliva so filled with bacteria that it uses it to hunt!" Krill knew that the "Crocodile" was a terrifyingly efficient swampland predator about twice as long as a human with a bite-strength that could bend or deform weaker industrial metals. "Do you wrestle this one too?" Krill asked, recalling the horror stories of wounded humans using one limb and some light adhesive cloth to make those apex predators submit. "Well no, their bite is pretty scary. not only will it kill a human, it'll hurt a LOT as you die. Heck, a Burg might die on contact." "Just how deadly ARE they?" Krill asked tentatively. "Well, they bite their prey once, and then follow it around as it dies slowly of infection, only to eat its infected corpse to renew its mouth bacteria." "And let me guess, you made it a pet?" "Well, no, but some really mean human criminals use a pit of them as a terrifying execution method" Edit: Spelling
_"And let me guess, you made it a pet?"_ I love this line! lol Sounds like the Krill is already used to the human's crazy stories about his home planet.
As we define it, it's just bacteria. Technically speaking though the bacteria was "injected" into the Burg through the carrier saliva, as the saliva broke through the protective slime layer. It would be like me tearing off a chunk of your skin and splashing venom on the wound. I didn't use a syringe, but your bloodstream now has venom in it. The one odd thing here is that aliens treat venom and bacteria as similar antigens. Bacteria is alive and uses the body in a parasitic manner to reproduce rapidly. Venom is a catalyst that destroys our proteins, which explains why some venoms are so deadly even with only a bit. Some catalysts don't deform after they perform their reactions, while others only have a limited number they can perform before becoming useless.
@@nuclearsynapse5319 And some bacteria produce venom upon dying! (Yes tethanos, I think of you, I know you'll die if your not in our stomach where you're innofensive)
Isn't venomous vs poisonous about method of distribution? Wouldn't we be technically venomous much in the same way that there's cobra's that spit venom and are labelled, scientifically, as venomous?
@@VaughanRoderick Simple distinction for everyone : If it bites you and make you sick, it's venenous. If you bite it and it makes you sick, it's poisonous.
I like the thought that some aliens would see human babies as a biological hazard, and adult humans as more manageable biological hazards. We’re like...space scorpions!
I have sort of a love-hate relationship with "humans are space orcs" stories. On the one hand, I love stories that point out just how fucking weird humans are. On the other, it's always bugged me how most of them make it seem like every other sentient species in the universe would be scared shitless by the same aspects of human biology. I mean, even on our own planet, there's a tree whose fruit can cause stomach bleeding and cancer in humans, but iguanas have no problem eating it. We all evolved on the same planet, using the same basic chemical structures. It just seems really arrogant to assume that we can handle or enjoy things that all alien life couldn't, like we wouldn't be equally horrified to see an alien from a planet with its own unique chemical composition and ecosystem snorting... I don't know, cyanide. I bet, like, Trisolaris would have an underground market for cyanide or something.
I read this one story about an alien who was horrified by the idea that you can transplant organs from one human to another. Ever heard of a hydra? Not the mythological creature, the actual animal. They can regrow from a single cell. If you push one through a sieve, or stick it in a blender, or something, you end up with a hundred new hydras.
I find it an interesting take on the more common reverse trope where humans are baseline nothing with no special abilities and basically every other race is like Superman or something
@@anthonymontague756 we're so normal that we don't have any crippling weaknesses, the carapace dudes perish without their slime, meanwhile we're fucking VENOMOUS
I agree, but I also find that "Humans As Space Orcs" stuff is a lot funnier if you consider it less as aliens giving factually accurate interpretations of human behaviour/physiology and moreso as them wildly misinterpreting basic human concepts in ways that sound terrifying out of context
Side note: In practice, human salivary secretions vary from slightly acidic (a pH of 6.2) to slightly basic (a pH of 7.6). In context, the human captain's salivary pH was lowered due to the stress of the situation, enhancing the acidic properties. In addition, human salivary secretions contain the following: * Predigestive enzymes, such as amylase and lipase, which would have contributed to the breakdown of the protective slime layer. * Electrolytes. * White blood cells. * Discarded skin cells. * Antimicrobial agents. * Lysozyme. In the event recorded, it was likely this substance which played the greatest part in the destruction of the Burg commander. Lysozyme is an antimicrobial agent found in most human secretions. It acts by breaking down the cell walls of bacteria, and has been shown to dissolve chitin, though not so well as the unrelated chitinase.
This is my favorite comment of them all having been handeled and purified lysozyme from chicken eggs. Edit: long story short: very scientifically accurate explanation.
BEIN' ORKY AN TUFF IZ A LADDAH, SEE? 'UMIES AIN'T ORKY FACED WIF BOYZ AN' NOBZ, BUT DERE'Z LOTZ AN LOTZ OF SQUISHY GITZ OUT DERE WOTZ *LESS* ORKY DAN 'UMIES IZ! ALL DEM SQUISHY GITZ IZ TOO *BORING* TO FIGHT! DAT MAKES 'UMIES A TINY BIT ORKY, CUZ DEY FIGHT BACK WEN YA KRUMP 'EM! DEY'S GOOD FUN!
"Sir, remember that human we disemboweled last month?" "Of course. One of their first casualties in that skirmish." "He's here again." "..." "..." "How the hell-" "We don't know, sir." *From outside the walls* "You should've gone for the head, bitches!"
@@DHTGK In the historical account of Rasputin, he was cut open by one of his many female victims in the middle of the street and simply picked up his viscera, shoved them back in and got stitched up. This was years before his infamous death.
@@DHTGK I cannot dispute that, he was always hopped up on something. Literally taught people that in order to atone for sin you had to constantly commit it. And while he was a bit of an outlier, so are the people who lift cars off of kids with adrenaline rushes. We're just talking about what's technically possible with humanity. We're weirdly OP.
Imagine using a trained (if that's even possible) Komodo Dragon as a "guard dog". "If you are scared of what's in our saliva, you do NOT want to see what this thing can do!"
"It was only bacteria, after all. Venom and bacteria are not the same thing." What if they ARE the same thing on other planets? What if "venom" in extraterrestrial species is just a bacterial cocktail, and there is no natural equivalent to venom on other planets?
Possibly. Venom in other planets possibly could be considered an expulsion of bacteria. Both to help against bacterial infection and as defense. It's probably what classified the humans as venemous in the first place.
Llama's? Use Camels. They will spit at you when they are happy, they will spit at you when they are mad, and they will spit at you when their are bored. Evil creatures really.
Human jumps out of dune buggy naked with two hatchets and a can of white claw, as the rest of his crew are about to be summary executed planet side for some shit they didn't do. Human proceeds to shout "There's no laws when we're drinkin' WHITE CLAWS!" Chugs the entire can, crushes it against his head, and draws his hatchets. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
I love this idea. Assuming that earth was a death world and then working backwards from there is refreshing. So many authors assume the abundance of earth's ecosystem is relatively low and simple on the galactic scale, but we evolved alongside lions and elephants. Other worlds might not have enough different types of venom that they have to classify them separately
Human make weapons of mass destruction and inhumane weapons of death The Galactic Federation: sleep Human spit on the ground The Galactic Federation: that's a space war crime and a declaration of war you just committed
just wait till they realize some humans can vomit on command with their pure stomach acid and the bacteria that live within it. i know this is true because i can do this. stress causes me to have heartburn. massive heartburn cuz it makes more stomach acid the more stressed i get. the stomach acid is painful which makes me more stressed. if im suddenly caught off guard and scared or i snap i can spit said stomach acid pretty far. so if i can do this then im assuming many other humans can as well.
@@MrDeathBunny its very painful. if i could take away that ability to not have to deal with the pain and the cancer that comes with it id gladly do it.
Human: Ha! If you think *our* spit is bad, you should read up on the giant lizard on our planet we call a "Kimodo Dragon;" you won't ever look at saliva the same way again. Alien: AND YOU PEOPLE JUST _LIVE_ WITH THESE THINGS?!?
I like the different perspective on the humans and aliens dynamic. Where it seems humans are usually put at some kind of disadvantage, the whole space orcs thing flips it around, if a bit much in the other direction. Like the idea of a physically weaker and more frail species that never developed an adrenaline equivalent being terrified of an enraged human mid-adrenaline dump is the opposite of what you’d usually see.
What I find funny is that this would actually be something a traditional (Tolkien) Orc could do, as due to their cannibalistic diet and nasty-ness, they’d probably kill a fellow in one bite.
@@dylanmorris5352 it kind of went like this: rudimentary saliva glands > rudimentary venom glands then forks back into saliva glands and into venom glands
Me: I’m not an orc, I don’t like war and violence Also me: there’s tastier animals out there? *wants to eat them* Also me: we’re immune to most space disease? *starts experimenting* Also me: I can hold up a liquor store with my spit off-world? *strongly considers it*
Just wait for them to learn that we can survive temperature as low as -30 degrees below freezing Fahrenheit and up to 50 degrees Fahrenheit almost bpiling
Can you survive -30 degrees without clothes over time? (that would really surprise me). If you include clothes I think we can survive even colder than that and polar explorers have done it
Well, yeah, there is a reason if someone bites you antibiotics are a must. I always wondered why our own saliva doesn't affect our own wounds but another human's not so much.
But how can saliva be harmful and healing at the same time? Due to our natural instinct of sucking on a wound when we get injured I would assume it has mostly healing power
Fun fact: Saliva has special properties that increases healing rate. Which is why a cut or wound in your mouth will heal faster than a wound on your arm or leg.
I have just binged every video you've made thus far, it's really great stuff and I hope you keep doing it! I love the Humans are space orcs genre so much.
One thing by Tom Scott was similar you know, the whole thing of humans being irrational being an arguably beneficial thing, as well as being highly adaptable
I know that these are a ton of work, and I don't know what your life situation is, but I wanted you to know that I miss your stories. They were the first online HFY stories I stumbled into and I still find them some of the best. 🙂 If you never make another video, thank you for the content you've already made. If you do make more, then many, many thanks.
I just found this channel and I love it! Idk if you ever write your own stories but I have a suggestion if you do, that fact that humans turned a 180lb pile of fur and teeth into a Chihuahua. Basically the idea of domestication. It’s pretty crazy when you think about it. The idea of livestock is less crazy but the fact we turned the wolf into our perfect companion is way more out there.
just wait until they find out that we can actually lift somewhere close to like 10 tons or some super heavy shit. BUT we are only restricted by the strength of our bones, and our brain puts a subconscious limit on the strength of our muscles (reduced with adrenaline hence why you get stronger when in flight or flight) because if our muscles exerted full strength, our bones would snap.
The youtube algorithm sent me, and I have greedily sucked up every video avaliable. So much fan literature is robot read, your readings are clear and well paced. I hope to listen more from you, the work is great!
* light snickers * hearphone All jokes aside, great job, Willow! (Although I would like to see the finished art that you're working on in the background)
Me, venomous?! HAHAHA You should meet some of the creatures we have called rattlesnakes, cobras, and taipans...and don't get me started on these little frogs in the Amazon or a wide selection of ocean-dwelling creatures.
There’s something I need from you and I don’t know quite how to put it and I don’t wish to waste your time so instead of going on and on I’ll just come out and say it mooooorrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!! Please and thank you
You know what I think? I think the Berg carapace included starch compounds, which are dissolved by the Amylase enzyme in human saliva. Its plates were being *digested*!
I hope one day you’ll revive the channel again! I know life can get in the way sometimes and things can get hectic and times can change, I hope you’re still doing well and that one day we will get another episode! Your channel will continue to explode the more you write! On behalf of all the subs on here, PLEASE MAKE MORE!!
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Spitting at someone for humans: Form of disrespect
Spitting at someone for aliens: attempted murder
Welp. Now we know
Burg commander talking mad shit for someone in spitting distance.
I mean, Disrespect could be worse then death... At least to some civilizations...
Some cultures handle spitting diffrently.
Yo stoneworks
Just wait til they learn that we can use our own spit to slightly disinfect our own wounds
They won't wanna know
Just wait until they find out human saliva contains a painkiller six times more powerful than morphine. It’s just in there in extremely low quantities.
@@isaacevilman7586 we will sell it and get hella rich
I now am actually curious if that's true
another funny thing, if you press your tongue against the roof of your moth correctly so that it bends back, it presses on the saliva glans on it's bottom causing two streams of saliva to jet out like a projectile.
"bold words coming from a walking aspirin in spitting distance"
OK, this was one if the best comments here!😂🤣😂🤣
If they are scared of our spit i would hate yo find out there reaction to the fact that we can launch highly corosive acid and bacteria from out stomachs that can eat through metal
Just wait until they learn about adrenaline and how it can basically make us unstoppable
Hysterical Strength is quite the sight to behold.
Not to mention some people’s reaction time under panic!
I forsee many forms of body waste on the Council's floor...
That boast about the chains wasn’t a complete lie.
@@Chokah fun fact, pissing and soiling ourselves is another instinctual reaction designed to makes us unappetizing.
Alien: dying an agonizing death because of spit
Humans: LMAO, BRUH
humans:ez
If other alien species had isekai animes, one would surely be called "That Time I Reincarnated as a Space Orc".
if they took that approach, they can also write about pandemic a human would bring with him, as viruses and bacterias in person body is invading species that spread fast, one of the reason why interaction with closed of human communities(various still existing tribes) are strictly regulated if not completely forbidden
That would be wonderful and funny
@@mariusdesu1633 yeah, we are carriers of an stupid ammount of diseases that they havent even noticed, so by spitting on one u might as well fucking kill them
@@Otgel The chance of a human transmitting a disease is like 0% you can't catch a disease from a plant and we had a common ancestor with them a few billion years ago aliens wouldn't have a common ancestor with us.
@@kakahass8845 We could probably transmit the disease its just a question of wheter or not it would have effect. most bacteria and virussen have specialiced to infect but one species (some can do multiple but i havnt heard of a pathogen hat can infect all species) if the cells of the alien species as similar body temp and conditions so that the basteria can ectually survive it might harm them if the products of said pathogen are harmfull. I mean we can kill eachother with our gut flora (dont eat eachothers poop but you can eat your own without getting sick).
For some reason, learning that my saliva has the potential to be lethal to any would-be intergalactic enemies of humanity fills me with pride.
Yes spit upon the xeno scum and kill them for the emperor
This is exactly the kind of thinking that makes you a space orc.
@@lobsterminion693 You should always have the capability of being dangerous, and then have the courage to control that.
@@CorwinTheOneAndOnly Exactly. My comment was a jest rather than a criticism.
@@lobsterminion693 I know, I merely replied in accordance with the lobster.
"The Humans though it was funny."
Honestly... I do..
As a human I do as well
@@Bladerunner5146 yesssss
Make me the fourth to think it's hilarious. Especially when in 40k Space Marines get a gland that makes them able to spit acid... or some such.
yessiree
Same. lol
On trial in an alien courtroom
"Your honor on my planet that's a form of romance and she was really into it until she realized I was using my mouth"
oH nO
The kiss of death.
I think that the council would probably rank the komodo dragon in 1 of the highest ranks for venomous predators since it has both bacteria and venom.
All we need is some proper Gene mods and our future descendants could ride massive Komodo War Dragons into battle!
@@Zakvadr1995 giant Komodo dragons who’s hissing is actually eco-location, while they make cute little hamster squeaks when happy ^^
Bet the bug things would just die instantly if a komodo bit them
Ooof
Actually if left out for 2-3 minutes the Komodo dragon ‘venom’ is increase intoxicating to them and the active bacteria often aid in helping build up healthy gut bacteria to help break down food.
If our spit would do this much damage imagine what would happen if we threw up on them. That spit shield aint doing shit vs projectile vomiting.
*or projectile diarrhea*
@@rsflores6090 alien: now this is an avenger level threat
@@rsflores6090 So would passing gas then be considered accidental chemical warfare?
what if... what if we kissed them...
Vomiting is literally spitting acid that has chunks of the flesh of other creatures
"Oh you think WE'RE bad! You should see the Komodo Dragon!"
"I thought dragons were a myth of your world"
"Yeah, but on this one Island, there there's these massive lizards the size of a small crocodile, which have a saliva so filled with bacteria that it uses it to hunt!"
Krill knew that the "Crocodile" was a terrifyingly efficient swampland predator about twice as long as a human with a bite-strength that could bend or deform weaker industrial metals.
"Do you wrestle this one too?"
Krill asked, recalling the horror stories of wounded humans using one limb and some light adhesive cloth to make those apex predators submit.
"Well no, their bite is pretty scary. not only will it kill a human, it'll hurt a LOT as you die. Heck, a Burg might die on contact."
"Just how deadly ARE they?"
Krill asked tentatively.
"Well, they bite their prey once, and then follow it around as it dies slowly of infection, only to eat its infected corpse to renew its mouth bacteria."
"And let me guess, you made it a pet?"
"Well, no, but some really mean human criminals use a pit of them as a terrifying execution method"
Edit: Spelling
We do keep them in zoos though
*TFW WHEN EVEN THE HUMANS FEAR IT*
_"And let me guess, you made it a pet?"_
I love this line! lol
Sounds like the Krill is already used to the human's crazy stories about his home planet.
@@takeandbakejake3271 *The only thing they fear is you*
I'm sure there are people that have them as pets
technically, if it is affecting them on contact, and doesnt need to be injected, its a poison, not a venom.
As we define it, it's just bacteria. Technically speaking though the bacteria was "injected" into the Burg through the carrier saliva, as the saliva broke through the protective slime layer. It would be like me tearing off a chunk of your skin and splashing venom on the wound. I didn't use a syringe, but your bloodstream now has venom in it.
The one odd thing here is that aliens treat venom and bacteria as similar antigens. Bacteria is alive and uses the body in a parasitic manner to reproduce rapidly. Venom is a catalyst that destroys our proteins, which explains why some venoms are so deadly even with only a bit. Some catalysts don't deform after they perform their reactions, while others only have a limited number they can perform before becoming useless.
@@nuclearsynapse5319 And some bacteria produce venom upon dying! (Yes tethanos, I think of you, I know you'll die if your not in our stomach where you're innofensive)
Actually, I think the proper word is Toxin, because it can be microbiologically based.
Isn't venomous vs poisonous about method of distribution? Wouldn't we be technically venomous much in the same way that there's cobra's that spit venom and are labelled, scientifically, as venomous?
@@VaughanRoderick Simple distinction for everyone :
If it bites you and make you sick, it's venenous. If you bite it and it makes you sick, it's poisonous.
Alien: I can handle anything, but that thing. That thing scares me.
*Shaky finger points to a drooling baby*
I like the thought that some aliens would see human babies as a biological hazard, and adult humans as more manageable biological hazards.
We’re like...space scorpions!
What about a 'bruping' baby? That would certainly haunt their dreams. XP
I have sort of a love-hate relationship with "humans are space orcs" stories. On the one hand, I love stories that point out just how fucking weird humans are. On the other, it's always bugged me how most of them make it seem like every other sentient species in the universe would be scared shitless by the same aspects of human biology. I mean, even on our own planet, there's a tree whose fruit can cause stomach bleeding and cancer in humans, but iguanas have no problem eating it. We all evolved on the same planet, using the same basic chemical structures. It just seems really arrogant to assume that we can handle or enjoy things that all alien life couldn't, like we wouldn't be equally horrified to see an alien from a planet with its own unique chemical composition and ecosystem snorting... I don't know, cyanide. I bet, like, Trisolaris would have an underground market for cyanide or something.
I read this one story about an alien who was horrified by the idea that you can transplant organs from one human to another. Ever heard of a hydra? Not the mythological creature, the actual animal. They can regrow from a single cell. If you push one through a sieve, or stick it in a blender, or something, you end up with a hundred new hydras.
I find it an interesting take on the more common reverse trope where humans are baseline nothing with no special abilities and basically every other race is like Superman or something
@@snackcakesmcgee7729 my God
@@anthonymontague756 we're so normal that we don't have any crippling weaknesses, the carapace dudes perish without their slime, meanwhile we're fucking VENOMOUS
I agree, but I also find that "Humans As Space Orcs" stuff is a lot funnier if you consider it less as aliens giving factually accurate interpretations of human behaviour/physiology and moreso as them wildly misinterpreting basic human concepts in ways that sound terrifying out of context
Side note: In practice, human salivary secretions vary from slightly acidic (a pH of 6.2) to slightly basic (a pH of 7.6). In context, the human captain's salivary pH was lowered due to the stress of the situation, enhancing the acidic properties. In addition, human salivary secretions contain the following:
* Predigestive enzymes, such as amylase and lipase, which would have contributed to the breakdown of the protective slime layer.
* Electrolytes.
* White blood cells.
* Discarded skin cells.
* Antimicrobial agents.
* Lysozyme. In the event recorded, it was likely this substance which played the greatest part in the destruction of the Burg commander. Lysozyme is an antimicrobial agent found in most human secretions. It acts by breaking down the cell walls of bacteria, and has been shown to dissolve chitin, though not so well as the unrelated chitinase.
And if the Berg carapace included starch compounds...
The results would be terrible!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAA!
This is my favorite comment of them all having been handeled and purified lysozyme from chicken eggs.
Edit: long story short: very scientifically accurate explanation.
ah yes, anti armor spit
*OI, 'UMIES AIN'T ORKY, U IZ KRUZIN' FO' A KRUMPIN', YA ZOGGIN' GITZ!*
DATZ ROIGHT! DEYZ SLIMEN GROTS COMPARED TA UZ! ROIGHT AND PROPA ORKZ IZ DA TOUFEST IN DA GALAXY!
Xenos....
@@gabriel0santiago KRUMPIN TIME UMMIE!I JUZT BINGED ALL DIS!
BEIN' ORKY AN TUFF IZ A LADDAH, SEE? 'UMIES AIN'T ORKY FACED WIF BOYZ AN' NOBZ, BUT DERE'Z LOTZ AN LOTZ OF SQUISHY GITZ OUT DERE WOTZ *LESS* ORKY DAN 'UMIES IZ! ALL DEM SQUISHY GITZ IZ TOO *BORING* TO FIGHT! DAT MAKES 'UMIES A TINY BIT ORKY, CUZ DEY FIGHT BACK WEN YA KRUMP 'EM! DEY'S GOOD FUN!
THE INQUISITION WAS RIGHT TO SEND ME HERE. IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME I WILL PURGE THE FOUL XENOS FROM THIS COMMENT SECTION. AVAE IMPERITOR.
"Sir we shot the humans arm off" "good he we can move in now" "no sir. He just cussed at us tied off his stump and kept killing us..."
"Sir, remember that human we disemboweled last month?"
"Of course. One of their first casualties in that skirmish."
"He's here again."
"..."
"..."
"How the hell-"
"We don't know, sir."
*From outside the walls*
"You should've gone for the head, bitches!"
I wish i could survive having most of my insides torn out
@@DHTGK In the historical account of Rasputin, he was cut open by one of his many female victims in the middle of the street and simply picked up his viscera, shoved them back in and got stitched up. This was years before his infamous death.
I'm not Rasputin
and I swear that dude is on some seriously strong painkillers 24/7
@@DHTGK I cannot dispute that, he was always hopped up on something. Literally taught people that in order to atone for sin you had to constantly commit it. And while he was a bit of an outlier, so are the people who lift cars off of kids with adrenaline rushes. We're just talking about what's technically possible with humanity. We're weirdly OP.
Imagine using a trained (if that's even possible) Komodo Dragon as a "guard dog".
"If you are scared of what's in our saliva, you do NOT want to see what this thing can do!"
I absolutely love this.
a human bite is potentially more dangerous then a komodo's but I still love this idea.
I watched a cartoon that had one of those
Wait untill you hear about crack heads
Considering "Humans are space orcs" is science fiction, it's possible that they could simply be uplifted instead.
From a mere dead-serious insult in some cultures on earth, to literally deadly insult in the galaxy. Cool.
"It was only bacteria, after all. Venom and bacteria are not the same thing."
What if they ARE the same thing on other planets? What if "venom" in extraterrestrial species is just a bacterial cocktail, and there is no natural equivalent to venom on other planets?
Possibly.
Venom in other planets possibly could be considered an expulsion of bacteria. Both to help against bacterial infection and as defense.
It's probably what classified the humans as venemous in the first place.
Hear me out lads - we can use Llamas for biological warfare
This comment section is too fucking funny, oh my god.
What about llama bodies with human heads for proper spitting power?
Llama's? Use Camels. They will spit at you when they are happy, they will spit at you when they are mad, and they will spit at you when their are bored. Evil creatures really.
A llama? He's supposed to be dead.
@@adtopkek4826 that's a wild cannon. Can't waste precious spit
SPIT ON HIM
SPIT ON THE NON BELIEVERS MY BRUDDAHS
"If I choose to I could snap these chains with my bare hands"
Reminded me of
"I can break these cuffs" "You can't break those cuffs"
Human jumps out of dune buggy naked with two hatchets and a can of white claw, as the rest of his crew are about to be summary executed planet side for some shit they didn't do. Human proceeds to shout "There's no laws when we're drinkin' WHITE CLAWS!" Chugs the entire can, crushes it against his head, and draws his hatchets. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!"
Florida
*"WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"*
@@josephtheoracle3344 Florida Man would be a WMD
Waaaagh *
LOUDERR CLEETUS LOUDER!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
I love this idea. Assuming that earth was a death world and then working backwards from there is refreshing. So many authors assume the abundance of earth's ecosystem is relatively low and simple on the galactic scale, but we evolved alongside lions and elephants. Other worlds might not have enough different types of venom that they have to classify them separately
I LOVE "Humans are space orcs", those stories are FUNNY AS HELL, and so... PLEASE DO MORE PRETTY PLEASE?
If human saliva is this bad I wonder what the kemano dragon saliva would do
S-class biologic weapon
they hunt komodo as if mf is a legendary poison dragon
Komodo Dragon
I dated a girl that that thought it was Kimono Dragon, like the dress.
Probably immediately start melting them
@@hasanmuttaqin464 The alien's equivalent of Xenomorph
Human make weapons of mass destruction and inhumane weapons of death
The Galactic Federation: sleep
Human spit on the ground
The Galactic Federation: that's a space war crime and a declaration of war you just committed
Deep down I always knew it.
Time to embrace my Ork heritage and... foight 'da gud WAAAGH!
WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAGH!
WAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, humans are like: bro, you should see what a komodo dragon can do.
just wait till they realize some humans can vomit on command with their pure stomach acid and the bacteria that live within it. i know this is true because i can do this. stress causes me to have heartburn. massive heartburn cuz it makes more stomach acid the more stressed i get. the stomach acid is painful which makes me more stressed. if im suddenly caught off guard and scared or i snap i can spit said stomach acid pretty far. so if i can do this then im assuming many other humans can as well.
How long have you been a Xman?
you're now an avenger
my man has gastroesophageal reflux deiseise. ive got it too. its also called gerd and 3 million people are diagnosed a year
I'm pretty good at projectile vomiting, been doing since I was born. Also have gerd, so that might explain it.
@@MrDeathBunny its very painful. if i could take away that ability to not have to deal with the pain and the cancer that comes with it id gladly do it.
Human: Ha! If you think *our* spit is bad, you should read up on the giant lizard on our planet we call a "Kimodo Dragon;" you won't ever look at saliva the same way again.
Alien: AND YOU PEOPLE JUST _LIVE_ WITH THESE THINGS?!?
that last line got me laughing really hard.
I mean, they mostly stay on one island. They are physically capable of leaving if they wanted to, but for whatever reason they just don't want to.
I like the different perspective on the humans and aliens dynamic. Where it seems humans are usually put at some kind of disadvantage, the whole space orcs thing flips it around, if a bit much in the other direction.
Like the idea of a physically weaker and more frail species that never developed an adrenaline equivalent being terrified of an enraged human mid-adrenaline dump is the opposite of what you’d usually see.
"OIM GUNNA SPIT ON YOU SPACE MARINE!" -some guy shouting at an Ork in an alternate 40k universe
What I find funny is that this would actually be something a traditional (Tolkien) Orc could do, as due to their cannibalistic diet and nasty-ness, they’d probably kill a fellow in one bite.
Fun fact, the saliva glands are actually venom glands, and in a few generations, it's predicted that they will start up again.
Isn't it technically the other way around, as in venom glands evolved from saliva glands?
I thought that was backwards 😅
@@dylanmorris5352 it kind of went like this: rudimentary saliva glands > rudimentary venom glands then forks back into saliva glands and into venom glands
Reject monke, return to lizard
Me: I’m not an orc, I don’t like war and violence
Also me: there’s tastier animals out there? *wants to eat them*
Also me: we’re immune to most space disease? *starts experimenting*
Also me: I can hold up a liquor store with my spit off-world? *strongly considers it*
So maybe we have the chaotic energy of orcs.
Oh also humans drink literal poison for fun (alcohol) and have competitions to see who can drink the most poison.
@@adtopkek4826 don't forget caffeine which is dangerous for most animals but is addictive to humans.
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 You are right. Causes heart attacks in most things and humans rely on it.
Ghutts McKenzie It makes you GO FASTER. Heart = important, getting to work on time = vital.
Just wait for them to learn that we can survive temperature as low as -30 degrees below freezing Fahrenheit and up to 50 degrees Fahrenheit almost bpiling
@@colinsmith1495 oh yeah I meant celcius
Yeah I was confused when you said 50 Fahrenheit was almost boiling, and boiling is actually over 200 degrees
Water boils at 100 degrees celsius though, so 50 degrees is the mid point between freezing and boiling.
What's more confusing than writing Fahrenheit instead of Celsius is switching to Celsius halfway through the comment
Can you survive -30 degrees without clothes over time? (that would really surprise me). If you include clothes I think we can survive even colder than that and polar explorers have done it
That captain is a right bamf, his entire team got threatened by an alien and the first thing he thinks is "that shoulder looking real tasty" GOD DAMN
I really like this HASO universe, and your narration of it is great. Moar please.
We classified Komodo dragons the same way
Well, yeah, there is a reason if someone bites you antibiotics are a must. I always wondered why our own saliva doesn't affect our own wounds but another human's not so much.
It doesn’t effect our own wounds because we already have the diseases present in our saliva, but the other person might not. You are infecting them.
Thankyou for actually narrating the stories instead of being lazy af with v2t
I really dislike voice to text. I can't stand listening to them when they don't have any emotion. I'm glad you're enjoying my narration!
@@diamondwillow1191 bro, your narration is goated, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a professional voice actor ngl
Its definitely my goal to one day reach that point ^u^
@@diamondwillow1191 I agree. Thank you
Beautiful. And, agreeing with another comment, just wait till they find out our saliva can actually help our wounds...
Urine is a better disinfectant.
@@galenjones9529 well sterile urine, but as soon as it gets released it becomes contaminated.
But how can saliva be harmful and healing at the same time? Due to our natural instinct of sucking on a wound when we get injured I would assume it has mostly healing power
@@zakosist mainly because our mouth contains a lot of bacteria that would likely be harmful if it gets into our bloodstream.
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 Then doesn't It get into our bloodstream when we suck on our wounds?
if they called me toxic i would find it disrespectful.
It should be Humans are Space Komodo Dragons 🤣😂🤣
May you be blessed... By and For the Algorithm...
Yes.
Yes.
Fun fact: Saliva has special properties that increases healing rate. Which is why a cut or wound in your mouth will heal faster than a wound on your arm or leg.
I have just binged every video you've made thus far, it's really great stuff and I hope you keep doing it! I love the Humans are space orcs genre so much.
I had been missing the HASO stories, and your channel has scratched that itch wonderfully
Fun fact: My spit burns slightly to whoever I lick.
That's... slightly unnerving
might want to check the pH level
for the off chance of needing an acid to ward off aggressive aliens
@@chocolatbownie35 my licks went from a mild burn to moderate irritation. ouo
@@maximkusanagi update?
@@hello_i_exist_uwu My spit can cause low grade infections now if exposed to open wounds or sensitive mucus linings like the eye.
One thing by Tom Scott was similar you know, the whole thing of humans being irrational being an arguably beneficial thing, as well as being highly adaptable
Best way to listen is to get High and then zone out and just listen.
I know that these are a ton of work, and I don't know what your life situation is, but I wanted you to know that I miss your stories. They were the first online HFY stories I stumbled into and I still find them some of the best. 🙂 If you never make another video, thank you for the content you've already made. If you do make more, then many, many thanks.
Same, she provided one of the best sci-fi ideas ever. I wish she'd make more of them
Another winner. For the algorithm
wow the algorithm is fast didn't even get the ping before this was reccomended
Listening to you narrate this reminds me of all the early inconsistencies in my stories lol. Love listening though. You do an amazing job! :)
Your writing has definitely improved since then!
If you hear a snorting sound followed by a throat rumble the human is warning you that it's about to launch a toxic projectile.
"Venom and Bacteria aren't the same thing"
Laughs in Komodo Dragon.
their reaction if they find out how humans reproduce after that happened....i'd pay to see that...oh lord
I love how Komodo Dragons are always being brought up in the comment section, it's great.
I just found this channel and I love it! Idk if you ever write your own stories but I have a suggestion if you do, that fact that humans turned a 180lb pile of fur and teeth into a Chihuahua. Basically the idea of domestication. It’s pretty crazy when you think about it. The idea of livestock is less crazy but the fact we turned the wolf into our perfect companion is way more out there.
You style is one of the best and your choices are great keep it up
Just wait till they realize we share our "venom" as a form of intimacy
just wait until they find out that we can actually lift somewhere close to like 10 tons or some super heavy shit. BUT we are only restricted by the strength of our bones, and our brain puts a subconscious limit on the strength of our muscles (reduced with adrenaline hence why you get stronger when in flight or flight) because if our muscles exerted full strength, our bones would snap.
Holy shit dude.
@@crabspriteberry9572 im not sure the exact number but yeah, muscles are really fucking strong and are resticted by the bones
Also "Flight or flight" XD
@@crabspriteberry9572 yeah im just a moron lol
@@demonickiller6315 Lol, I'm not hating on you
My recomended actually led me to a very interesting short story. Nicely done.
No, please, call me venomous, it sounds badass!
Humans are Space Orcs: Humans are suddenly almost Kryptonians, they left Earth finding out that the galaxy is full of space wussies.
I'm excited for the next video!
The youtube algorithm sent me, and I have greedily sucked up every video avaliable. So much fan literature is robot read, your readings are clear and well paced. I hope to listen more from you, the work is great!
This is awesome, please make more
I have been blessed with the UA-cam recommendation algorithm
I subscribed
Just found this, WOW!! It’s crazy to think humans could be that “venomous” to another species!! >_>
Humans: Guys, it's just bacteria. NOT venom.
Aliens: W-what do you classify as venom?
So we're like the space equivalent of komodo dragons?
I think Komodo dragons are the space equivalent of Komodo dragons
I’d probably say humans in the WASO-verse are potentially what the Blue Shadow Virus was in the Star Wars-verse.
@@MilodicMellodi
WASO?
Shouldn't be HASO?
@@mill2712 I meant it as “We Are So Awesome”, but “Humans Are So Awesome” does sound better lol
All fun and games till an alien sees a mother clean her child’s face with her own saliva, and the child merely responds with discomfort
Waaaaaaaggghhhhhh????????
Or is it The Emperor Protects WAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH?
Man it must suck for aliens that are married to humans
Today I remembered that I'm a Komodo Dragon.
Now I want to see an fps game set in the universe of "Humans are space orcs"
jfc i had the exact reactiong the aliens expected. i Am the humans from the stories oh no. these are my fave tho.
HUMANS ARE THE KOMODO DRAGON of SPACE
I had never heard of this before now and it is fucking hilarious.
This is so cool! I love the “humans are space orcs” posts, they give me ideas for my sci fi writing. Also nice drawing! :D
I love it
Draw, undo, draw, undo, draw, undo, draw undo...
Yep she’s an artist.
* light snickers * hearphone
All jokes aside, great job, Willow! (Although I would like to see the finished art that you're working on in the background)
XD I have to finish the thing before even I can see the end product lol I'll hopefully have it done by the end of the day though
Me, venomous?! HAHAHA You should meet some of the creatures we have called rattlesnakes, cobras, and taipans...and don't get me started on these little frogs in the Amazon or a wide selection of ocean-dwelling creatures.
More pls 👍
Nice to see other people keeping the Humans are Space Orcs series alive when Seymour pretty much scrapped it.
There’s something I need from you and I don’t know quite how to put it and I don’t wish to waste your time so instead of going on and on I’ll just come out and say it
mooooorrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!!
Please and thank you
You know what I think?
I think the Berg carapace included starch compounds, which are dissolved by the Amylase enzyme in human saliva. Its plates were being *digested*!
Ok now that was hilarious 😂. Imagine human spit being as dangerous as xenomorph blood.
There's somethin' I'd never considered to explore. Wild.
Dunno why, but my mind jumped to the Ugandan knuckles meme. "SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS"
Oh git youz comparin us to da humies? You gonna start a WAAAGH
I hope one day you’ll revive the channel again!
I know life can get in the way sometimes and things can get hectic and times can change, I hope you’re still doing well and that one day we will get another episode!
Your channel will continue to explode the more you write!
On behalf of all the subs on here, PLEASE MAKE MORE!!
Humans are Komodo dragons now. Awesome.
interesting just wait till they realize we have a thing we call "alarm bells" that some how sometimes warn us of danger even if theres none to be seen
and then they meet people with anxiety
who then might puke because of nerves-
@@meteorstarthearcher5350 lol yeah humans are a bit extreme sometimes
your voice is oddly relaxing, an interesting parallel to the horrifying scenarios being described