HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AT BERT KREISCHER "THE MACHINE" FIRST-TIME REACTION!!!
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THIS IS HOW YOU SAY HIS NAME: BURNT CHRYSLER < --
Please tell me this is a joke?! 😂😂😂
Actually its bart krishna
@@brittreacts
His last name is German, and it's pronounced something like cry-sher.
I believe you pronounce his lastname like "Is-fat". like Bert is fat, that's how Tom Segura says it
His name is Flying Dildos. 😂
One of his old classmates actually posted pictures from this trip and confirmed the story. Also, the movie Van Wilder is loosely based on Bert's life in his college days.
There's also an addition to the story where he parties with the cops until they're to drunk to drive so they tell Bert to drive and when Bert asks isn't that illegal the cop says to him who's going to stop you, we are the cops
Bert has made a movie about it but is having issues getting it released
I came to to comments to say this... It's wild to think Bret Chrysler was the inspiration for Van Wilder
OML Van Wilder totally makes sense now.
@@randymyer2996 tryna see that
This story was confirmed to be true, the film Van Wilder was even inspired to his life story.
P.S: Bert in an interview said that partying with the cops was even scarier than partying with the mafia.
Indeed he did. 😁
Russian police are scary as shit! No wonder!
I've been trying to find that interview where he talks about partying with the cops (I've seen it referenced in comments but I've never seen the actual interview)... Can post a link to it or tell me the name of the interview where he talks about it?
Bert is easily one of the best story telling comedians.
As others already said the story was confirmed by classmates to be true.
One of the other stories that always makes me cry laughing from him is when he wrestled a bear.
Wrestled a bear is funny too yes!
Ultimate Fighter funny as well
Bert Kreischer - Ultimate Fighter
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only one better is Joey Diaz
His story about his daughter throwing a period party is very funny.
Put the marshmallow in your mouth.
They just finished making a movie about this story.
Have to see it!!!
The way he presents the last punchline is genius. Like as a listener, you're so engrossed in the story that you when you hear the part about the police, you get so worried for him, scompletely forgetting that the mob runs the entire country back then including the police, so of course he wouldn't get in trouble.
This guy's partying is legendary! I was attending the University of Michigan during the time he was at Florida State! No one on our campus actually knew him, but, we all knew of him!
this guy is a medical marvel... he drinks like a fish while being a pretty solid athlete.. dude ran a marathon in 5:15 without training for it.... Quote from Joe Rogan "Bert would be an elite level athlete if he wasn't such a drunk"... dude legit passed up minor league contract cause he figure " yeah I won't be able to party if I do that"
“Two bears one cave” Tom and Bert’s podcast. I’d check out “koolaid” episode
Okkkk!!
Bert's revelation is hysterical too!
Bert has a story about wrestling a grizzly bear. Skydiving with Rachel Ray. He has a couple about his youngest daughter who has some minor learning disabilities. All of Bert's stories are true, and funny AF.
This story is 99% true. Love how much you enjoyed this. You need more Bert.
Before this story became famous Bert posted about it. It was so crazy I was like can't be true. Then his old classmates commented "yes it's true, he robbed us." There's even pics of him with the gangsters. Also my dad visited Russia in 96 and he confirmed the mob really did run everything. Craziest part of the story is Bert is still alive, but I think being a young foreigner good at drinking meant they wanted to party with him not kill him!
I'm not surprised he's still alive, to be honest. Russian gangsters have a different mode of thought. I have a friend who was a missionary in Russia. She, along with a few college students ducked into what they thought was an empty building in the midst of a sudden rain storm. However, there were several men standing face-to-face in trench coats with bulges underneath. She looked at the closest guy and said (in Russian), "We shouldn't be here, should we?" He shakes his head. "Nyet." Then offers her and the students the chance to leave. They couldn't get out of there fast enough.
Perhaps, the old mafia gangsters . . . back when they were from the Old Country, were much the same. But it's pretty different than how we have come to think about such groups today.
Bert is an animal!!!! Guy decides he’s going to run the LA marathon, Joe Rogan asked him is he going to train, Bert says no. Joe had no faith and him and to everybody surprise Bert DID DAT SHIT!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
The fact that his teachers, classmates, some of the gangsters, some of the cops, and locals that heard the stories of “the machine” all collaborated this is amazing
look up two bears one cave, koolaid! funniest clip of both Tom and Bert laughing uncontrollably
I’ve seen this clip so many times, and no matter how many times i see/hear this routine, it never gets old. Its still funny every single time.
I love it!
I have watched all of his specials, and finally had the opportunity to see him live.
Your stomach will hurt from laughing when you see him. His delivery is superb.
You should watch Brad Williams next. He's another great.
Brad Williams used to be part of a morning radio show (Kevin Kline Live) in San Francisco in the early 2010's. I lived off that show while driving to Sonoma State in the morning, and was so bummed when they fired him.
His specials are so, so funny!
Bert is going to watch this and love the praise. It's gonna go to his head
Amazing storytelling!
Yes Yes YES! And it is all true!
The movie "Van Wilder" was based on Berts experiences in college captured from an article in Rolling Stone magazine. The actual story you just watched will debut in movie theaters on May 25th, 2023. This is how absolutely iconic this guy was in the early 90's in college. BTW he doesn't wear a shirt because he hated the sweat circles he got under the hot lights.
This is an All-Time great bit🔥
I'm pretty sure some of his classmates all confirmed that the story is all true
One of the chaperones went to one of his shows and confirmed the story in like 2013
When he mentioned like being an immigrant in the DMV, his facial expressions and finger motions are so well done and hilarious. You missed them though cause you laughed then cleared your eyes
Bert laughs so much because all the stories he tells are true lol they are not made up, so when he is telling them he is reliving the moment
Britt, the move Van Wilder was based off Burt's time in college. Hilarious movie and Ryan Reynolds plays Burt. You should totally watch it.
The stories are all at least 90% true. Bert is just naturally hilarious. I've seen him a few times on a podcast with Joe Rogan where he got them laughing so hard they couldn't breath. And that was just from recounting his daily life!
Yes, he is definately one of those "hold my beer" kind of guys.
this story is true i went to Florida state during this time. While i didn't know Burt it was a pretty epic story around campus. The first half of the trip went so well for the students (minus being robbed, lol) that the teachers actually had a meeting and told Burt he had to keep parting with the mob on there way back from Moscow. Burt also later reveled that the scariest point of the trip for him was when he was parting with the cops. They made the mob seem tame. Florida State during the 90's was nutz and one HUGE party. Only thing I majored in was my blood alcohol level.
I love when Comedians or actors break. I saw Bert live recently and one of his stories u could barely understand bc he couldn't stop laughing as he told it 😂
The Machine is becoming a movie! #BertKreischer #movie! #MachineMovie
When he talks about his daughters, hysterical.
This man is taking all the crazy side quests 😂
“2 Bears, 1 Cave” is the Tom and Bert podcast you should check out!
"This Gentleman" I am laughing
i seriously cant believe they are making a movie out of this lol
Bert went in 1995, I went in 1997 and trust me, the whole paying off the mafia is very real. I have nothing funny like Bert, but we did have one mafia incident that I will never forget. We had three mafia guys watching over us instead of the two Bert had.
They did walk us to and from places, but our guys never engaged with us. Most of the time they were off to the side talking like they were just on some vacation and pretty much ignoring the group.
One night our class even joked about being kidnapped and the mafia guys wouldn’t even notice.
However, four days later our class was posing for a group photo in front of a small monument. Three teens (maybe 16-20 years old) kept trying to photobomb us and were pushing through and just being all out asses. Forgot to mention, this was a high school trip making us between (14- 18 years old) Finally one teen said he had a gun (I never saw a weapon on them), I swear the word gun was only part way out of that teens mouth before the three Russian gangsters were all over them, punching and shoving them down to the ground. Huge difference between the mafia and those teens, mafia guys all had guns and aimed at those teens. Just as quick as the mafia guys were when they sprang into action, they sat back down away from us like nothing happened.
There were no other incidents before or after that on our trip.
His fighting a bear story is hysterical
The trailer for the movie adaptation of this story just came out. THE MACHINE!!
Bert and Tom's podcast, 2 bears 1 cave, is absolutely hilarious
He came to my state a couple months ago....hilarious. I also spent the night in south central 😅
2 Bears 1 Cave “Jennifer Anniston, for safety”.
Fun fact about Bert kreischer Brett, The movie Van Wilder was modeled after his college experience. Notice that he said he was in college for 7 plus years
he made a movie about this. coming soon. its called the machine. he originally told this story on joe rogans podcast over a decade ago when joe was still filming in his basement. hes worked on how to tell the story alot. ive also heard theres a 2nd part that goes more into the other things that happened on that trip, including the boat heist.
you are right, To me this sure is one of a kind story telling gasm.
Great reaction little lady! He is so great, and yes it is true 😂😂😂😂😂
Funny everytime 😂😂😂🥰
Ahhh yes....the Machine
They’ve recently made a movie based on these events. Yes, it’s called “The Machine” and Burt is in it.
Greatest comic of all time and I’m English I have thousands to choose from, 😉👍🏻
I speak Russian, have a few things to share. First, he tells the story different each time. He's gotten in a little bit of trouble for some of the inaccuracies and was possibly complicit in some other crimes too, woops! Basically, the story is probably even better than he tells it. xD
So the first time he dreams up his introduction and says "Ya rabotayu koshka", this is immediately ridiculous and hilarious. It literally means "I. Am working. Cat."
When he actually opens the door he tries to say "I AM A MAN" - Ya Muschina. Instead he says - Ya MACHINA - Which you would initially understand as "I am a car." xD
A foreign kid, knocking on your door with alcohol, yelling "I AM A CAR" when you know he's trying to say "I AM A MAN", is one of the funniest possible things in Russian, I would've laughed my ass off all day and all night if he busted in and said that. Technically, yeah, Machina means "machine", but they probably didn't take it that way the first time.
Bert is making this story into a movie, I can’t wait to see it.
I've honestly been waiting to see this thumbnail of Britt reacting to this specific Bert Kreisher clip. This was my introduction to him. Maybe that's why I liked it so much. With his casual shirtlessness and timing that rocks, I think it's one of his best!
So loved this
Subscribed because of this reaction!!!
This is actually becoming a movie
OMG girl, the best part of this video was watching you lose your mind. I’m so glad I found this channel 😂
This story actually got made into a movie, Burt is in it and it's coming out this year
Woman, you are a bright light, an intelligent, beautiful spirit. You totally understood the comedy ride he took you on (every step of the way). It is refreshing to find people who are very quick-witted with a great personality and sense of humor. Rare. I have seen a number of channels react to this and they enjoyed it also, but I just watched one channel with some snob on it and he totally would rather sneer than smile. So he was quite the downer... but coming to this channel has lifted me back up again. Thanks & Peace! ✌
When he was in college Rolling Stone Magazine did a article on him As being the biggest partier at the biggest Party school in the country
I think him and Tom Segura have a podcast together called 2 bears 1 cave
Going to subscribe right now!
Funniest podcast on the air. Watch the clip where Burt is drinking kool-aid. I laughed till my side hurt.
Yes!!! Its true.. he had pictures... he told the whole story on a talk show back in the day..
In our history you have those rare people that live interesting lives.. he one of them... the 90s was such a great time to experience life. I miss it!!!!
'For Jennifer Aniston's Safety' is my all-time favorite 'Tom and Bert dying laughing' clip. Kool-aid is a close second.
Thanks for the video = )
He made a move about the story. Check out the trailer. The machine.
No way!!!!!
Yep it's really good and you must check out Tom's and Bert's podcast. I think you will love it. It's 2 bear's 1 cave. Injoy
The story is true (with comedic embellishments of course) , and from a few podcast appearances, he talks about how partying with the cops ended up being way crazier than anything he did with the mob, gotta love eastern European corruption lol. If I remember right, he shared this story with Joe Rogan years ago and Joe strongly encouraged him to tell it on stage.
Just showed this to one of our friends, yes, he often gets shirtless in his bits, it's a thing now, there's now a movie of this story (coming out soon, called The Machine)... I think I actually want to see it. You should see his bit for his daughters first period party... He's SO funny and yes a fantastic story teller! Enjoy!!
ALL true!!
Thank You for this
Bert is hilarious
He was the inspiration behind the movie Van Wilder
It’s 100% true, there’s actually pictures of him with the two “Igor’s” (always figured he said the same name repeatedly as to not name drop) and pictures of him with his class, Fanny pack and all! 😂
This is indeed accurate, some of his classmates have verified it and he has uploaded photos of some of the guys he ran with during that trip
bert literally had a rolling stones article about him while he was in college.. cause they said he was the biggest party animal in the country.. 7 years into florida state.. frat boy.. partying like crazy lmao.. the movies van wilder were based on his life in college.. no joke.
They actually filmed a movie. Teaser trailer is out. THE MACHINE
Bert had a tv show called hurt Bert where he did crazy things
He wrestled a bear
He played hockey
He was a rodeo clown
He was a ultimate fighters (MMA)
And he are real bad at all of it 😂😂
The machine are real and He did party with the police
Greatest story ever. 100% real. They are making a movie from it.
Actually made already, trailers are available to watch.
@@EarthlyEden1 what’s the name of the film?
@@guitar_noodle The Machine
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I love how everyone, literally everyone is like O.o shirt?! LoLz
😂😂😂
@@brittreacts That and when folks watch the Rammstien live in Paris concert during Du Hast. Everyone, literally everyone, "is he on a treadmill?". *chuckles*
100 percent true
This is definitely a real story
Its true. This is "The Machine"
Bert would laugh an paint dry lmao. Dude can’t help himself.
I had a night with the Scottish Blackwatch when I was in the US Navy and was recognised as Scottish heritage (unknown to me at the time) and from Alaska and I Promise the uninitiated will not go drink for drink with a group of Scottish Black Soldiers on liberty in Hong Kong but they were trying to test the limits with their new Alaskan Friend . I made it back to my ship that night, that much I remember. One of those Legendary Nights you will never forget.
Also the majority of his jokes are true stories doctored slightly to make them hilarious. So yes the machine story is 100% true he had a classmate confirm the whole story.
He actually has a movie coming out on memorial day about that trip called the machine
Not only is it real...but they made a movie about it called "The Machine" that is releasing in theatres today!!
It's actually 100 percent true and It's been corroborated by several people from his class, including his teacher I think? A movie about this story is out soon! So hyped!
There is a movie coming out about this whole thing staring him called "The Machine".. It stars him and Mark Hammill
In other videos on some podcasts, Burnt actually elaborated what happened in mascow after the train trip and even when it was time for the whole class (including him) to go back, the tteacher asked him to go party with the mobsters again in the train for the simple reason that the gangsters had so much fun with burnt that nothing troublesome or mafia issues related happened to rest of the class or the staff (basically he became the bloody muse for the safety of the class).
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Bert is a hilarious and adorable man.
I just love Bert. He is as real as it gets.
Bert first told this story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Joe told him he could turn it into a great comedy bit.
Fast forward years later and it's his most popular bit. That and "flying dildoes" lol.
They just made a mice about it! No joke. Even has Mark Hamill in it. Coming out soon.
This is a 100% true.
Bert and Tom are Actually best friends
FYI Tom Sagura is Bert's best friend they have a podcast called, 2 bears 1 cave❤
He actually had a full length movie made for this story. Was a pretty decent movie actually.
The story has been confirmed by his class mates. The rolling stone magazine called him the nr.1 party animal of the country in 97 the story has been made in to a movie now with Bert in it comes out in may finally they were scared to release it because of the situation over there right now. But he released the trailer on joe rogans podcast and the comments were positiv. Check out the trailer it’s gonna be a great movie
Bert’s college years were the basis for the movie Van Wilder
100% true story, even the partying with the cops.
4:29 yes way! 😅😅 i’m from Destin Florida then lived in Panama City Florida and if I had stayed, I would’ve gone to this same college FSU Florida State University. I moved to Orlando and it’s night and day. Watching this with you is so much fun. Saw him live two years ago. his movie the machine is really funny even though I’m not a fan of comedies. I’m super picky. Watching the rest of your Bert Kreischer videos next 4:29