Watching Tall Girl Only for the Memes and Sabrina Carpenter

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  • @chococat2119
    @chococat2119 5 років тому +15271

    Whenever I hear the "I wear size 13 nikes,...men's 13 sized Nikes, beat that" my mind plays the "I have hemorrhoids" vine

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 років тому +13601

    “why is this not a gay musical” is maybe the best quote ever

  • @sergiocontreras1352
    @sergiocontreras1352 5 років тому +9355

    Netflix should hire you, honestly you'd make better plots for their movies 😂

  • @ghjklgh8525
    @ghjklgh8525 4 роки тому +3428

    jody: my life is so hard >:(
    also jody: lives in a big wealthy house with loving parents

    • @periottt6896
      @periottt6896 3 роки тому +200

      If I was rich I wouldn't even care about my looks

    • @delidavorster4360
      @delidavorster4360 3 роки тому +203

      literally they're treated her being tall as a flaw while she's the stereotype. white long blonde hair rich family PLEASE

    • @xgnnetx1869
      @xgnnetx1869 3 роки тому +58

      And has a amazing friend

    • @crab_ravee
      @crab_ravee 3 роки тому +3

      sounds like my best friend

    • @hello_its.dave.2746
      @hello_its.dave.2746 3 роки тому +8

      The audio of her saying "beat that " plays in the back

  • @kaileegarcia612
    @kaileegarcia612 4 роки тому +7226

    “Taylor Swift... more like Taller Swift...” who’s gonna tell her that Taylor Swift is literally 5’11?

    • @ShadeVictoria
      @ShadeVictoria 4 роки тому +572

      The joke is that she's taller than Taylor swift who is already tall.

    • @moka1251
      @moka1251 4 роки тому +133

      why do i picture someone dabbing and saying get rekt

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 4 роки тому +58

      @moka 1 because apparently you're 10 years old

    • @moka1251
      @moka1251 4 роки тому +18

      @@toastarkat im not but ok

    • @JeanNascimentoJNX
      @JeanNascimentoJNX 4 роки тому +40

      LITERALLY, Taylor is a giant

  • @husamal-ahmadieh9876
    @husamal-ahmadieh9876 5 років тому +4471

    NOAH CENTIMETER AND THE ARIANA SKIT HAD ME FLOORED SKSKKD

    • @urinternetmomash
      @urinternetmomash  5 років тому +496

      I FEEL BAD I CAN NEVER REMEMBER HIS NAME

    • @toebag4286
      @toebag4286 5 років тому +62

      Royal Flush I-no.

    • @crismusflake
      @crismusflake 5 років тому +15

      I think its Centineo

    • @gabriellanicole4179
      @gabriellanicole4179 5 років тому +20

      I honestly didn’t notice the centimeter thing the first 3 times I read this

    • @Camille-ov8wl
      @Camille-ov8wl 4 роки тому +19

      centimeter????? I was out here thinking it was CentedMayo.... lmao

  • @Concerned_Kitten
    @Concerned_Kitten 5 років тому +3959

    Her outfit pissed literally everyone off like that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen and not only could she probably get regular heels but also a nice dress. I'm not mad that she wore platforms but the fact that it was a thing just because she's tall is just so upsetting.

    • @liliannesullivan2369
      @liliannesullivan2369 5 років тому +50

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure its the same one from Titanic.

    • @emmarose2213
      @emmarose2213 4 роки тому +25

      ღ john Laurens is a gay icon ღ But the Hamilton costumes were better 😂

    • @mikeyjamieson4715
      @mikeyjamieson4715 4 роки тому +172

      Personally, I would've taken advantage of her height in that scene and get her to wear a floor length gown with a slit all the way up one of her legs. It would show the audience that she's embracing her height.

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 роки тому +6

      @• Lafayette deserved more screen time •they stole it right of off Hamilton's dead body

    • @somebodytolove1902
      @somebodytolove1902 4 роки тому +3

      Oml I didn’t notice that. Who tf thought this was okay? 😂

  • @shirin6855
    @shirin6855 5 років тому +4300

    you fangirling at sabrina the whole time is ME.

  • @marvelineous
    @marvelineous 4 роки тому +1396

    the “equation” the swedish guy did wasn’t even an equation and it’s not hard at all, i did those in chemistry junior year, all he did was write out the formula on the board again but in a simplified way, idk why the movie acts like he just cured cancer

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 роки тому +125

      A lot of films like this have a character do a simple equation but has everyone else go "Total genius. We have the next Stephen Hawking right here people."

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 роки тому +72

      I feel like it's just Americans, I learnt that in like year 9 maybe it's just him asserting his European dominance

    • @micahguillemette3344
      @micahguillemette3344 3 роки тому +28

      The weirdest part is that he even did it instead of just rasing his hand letting other people learn shit instead of being a pretentious douchebag.

    • @daveyJ0nes
      @daveyJ0nes 3 роки тому +17

      Like how he says he reads books and watches plays but only mentions ONE play and I never see him with a book

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +25

      @@daveyJ0nes That's the "Pretentious male lead in a romance says he's read a famous book or seen a famous play to make the main girl think he's deep and find him sexier" cliche.

  • @ihavelemonade5640
    @ihavelemonade5640 3 роки тому +583

    "this should've been a gay musical"
    netflix: write that down, write that down! *makes the prom*

    • @sunshinesolace3540
      @sunshinesolace3540 3 роки тому +23

      Even then, The Prom movie was sorta disappointing for a lot of us who enjoy the stage musical.

    • @rawrishwizard6015
      @rawrishwizard6015 3 роки тому +23

      @@sunshinesolace3540 It really was!! It’s supposed to be Emma and Alyssa’s story, yet they made it all about the Broadway actors because of the absurd amount of stunt casting that they did smh

    • @sunshinesolace3540
      @sunshinesolace3540 3 роки тому +19

      @@rawrishwizard6015 Yeah. I found it really odd as to why bloody James Corden got more screen time than the main girls. Literally, my mum only watched and enjoyed the movie because she liked most of the famous people in it and that sorta made me a bit sad ngl.

  • @melrodriguez1246
    @melrodriguez1246 5 років тому +11981

    The fact that she actually predicted more than half of the movie had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @wildwesley9328
    @wildwesley9328 4 роки тому +4831

    As a real life tall girl (6’3” by the time I was 14), there are legitimate problems with being above average height, i.e. not fitting in cars or planes to a painful degree, literally growing too fast for your own body and having intense knee, hip and back pain; out growing your own bed frame; out growing all of your sisters hand-me-downs, then out growing the entire new wardrobe your mom buys you within a few months, so your mom buys you over large clothes that she hopes you grow into because your family can’t afford to keep buying new clothes and she’s every few months. This movie didn’t hit any of them. For the record I love being tall.

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 4 роки тому +337

      I love you. I'm so sorry those unfortunate circumstances occurred. I relate in many of those ways too. Just in some degree not to an extreme case. You are amazing!

    • @AndDy934
      @AndDy934 4 роки тому +273

      Had they touched this matters the movie would’ve been great

    • @anacamila8223
      @anacamila8223 4 роки тому +50

      @@mdjolie7005 ok but mood, the good thing ig is that i can buy clothes for kids but the thing with that is that my grandma keeps telling me I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 years and I'm like yeah I haven't grown out of them, plus most clothes are too big for me : /

    • @understandingculture8593
      @understandingculture8593 4 роки тому +7

      YESSS

    • @SkiddyScattOz18
      @SkiddyScattOz18 4 роки тому +31

      I cant relate I'm literally so short I fit into my clothes from fith grade...I'm a ninth grader

  • @katherinerankin7021
    @katherinerankin7021 4 роки тому +3288

    Also, why do I always feel so bad for the best friend of every romance movie, they literally put up with so much shit all the while being an amazing friend!!! And the main character is always such a bad friend to them....

    • @britnicox3929
      @britnicox3929 4 роки тому +159

      High key I’ve always related more to the supporting characters of anything cuz they’re almost always better than the protagonists lol

    • @lanakat
      @lanakat 4 роки тому +11

      Kitkat mai facts

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 роки тому +10

      It makes you wonder how they ended up friends with the asshole protagonists.

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 роки тому +2

      The only series where I have ever seen the best friend notice this and get sick of it would be The Tangled Series we’re Rapunzel screws up all of her friends.

    • @didia3608
      @didia3608 3 роки тому

      fr

  • @alingoodtime
    @alingoodtime 4 роки тому +355

    daddy issues: tearing up at every emotional father moment in the media

    • @seralee883
      @seralee883 3 роки тому +47

      daddy issues vol 2: being disgusted at every emotional father moment in the media

    • @keypratt9595
      @keypratt9595 3 роки тому

      True

    • @keypratt9595
      @keypratt9595 3 роки тому +1

      But mine was more like mom kept him from me and then he died when I was 16 so um

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 2 роки тому +4

      @@seralee883 daddy issues vol. 3: not trusting any dad in any piece of media.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 4 роки тому +176

    Tall Girl’s message: if you’re a thin, pretty, upper-middle class, white girl with a good home life, and you’re moderately above average height, you are the most oppressed person on Earth

    • @tsuumee4545
      @tsuumee4545 Рік тому

      I thought the message was that everyone has problems. Like how Jodie’s sister is “perfect,” but has health issues.

  • @13LoveRosey
    @13LoveRosey 4 роки тому +2871

    Things that made me subscribe
    - Obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter
    - List of daddy issues
    - "where's my father"
    - Editing
    - Caring about Jodi's friend
    - Break up with your girlfriend parody
    - Come play the piano with me with your long fingers
    - What a sweet moment, can't relate
    - your pretty and remind me of Angelina Jolie

    • @reneeclaude8324
      @reneeclaude8324 4 роки тому +83

      Me and also her voice ? Is so ? Soothing and satisfying to me ????!!!! When she do tthe raspy it's so good I love her voice !!!

    • @13LoveRosey
      @13LoveRosey 4 роки тому +22

      @@reneeclaude8324 YASS!!!!!!! 🙌 I wonder how she's doing

    • @jsjfkskndkdks173
      @jsjfkskndkdks173 4 роки тому +49

      and "noah centimeter"

    • @renameagain5808
      @renameagain5808 4 роки тому +12

      Yes she hot af

    • @13LoveRosey
      @13LoveRosey 4 роки тому +4

      Holy fucking shit, how did this get 1.5k likes?! 🤯😳

  • @sarikaramanathan4687
    @sarikaramanathan4687 4 роки тому +2694

    The fact that she goes to ruby bridges highschool made me mad because like. She was the only black girl in an all white school that was heavily racist and terrible to her. Are they trying to compare their struggles? Or even if they aren’t Jodi literally goes to a school named after a person who beats her big feet “struggle”.

    • @gia3442
      @gia3442 4 роки тому +372

      honestly! like ruby bridges (who by the way is only 65 years old) was harassed at school and had to have body guards escort her, a little girl, because she would've been beaten up otherwise. it's disgusting tbh

    • @michelamclaughlin3876
      @michelamclaughlin3876 4 роки тому +202

      how did I just realise they were trying to compare ruby bridges to jodi-

    • @sunshineking1053
      @sunshineking1053 3 роки тому +102

      Wait wait they were trying to compare the struggles!?!?!?! Hello!?!?!?! That’s so fucked up ?!?!?!?!

    • @bbspooks
      @bbspooks 3 роки тому +25

      I didnt know they were comparing struggles. Did the writers say that? Or are the viewers comparing it?

    • @faithflournoy1639
      @faithflournoy1639 3 роки тому +3

      it's not that deep

  • @rewanwatti3382
    @rewanwatti3382 5 років тому +3520

    Not u trying to turn this movie into a gay love story at any given opportunity lol 🤣

    • @melmel1071
      @melmel1071 5 років тому +112

      Such a mood honestly

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 5 років тому +103

      @@melmel1071 thats me with every media i have ever consumed

    • @Alchemy818.
      @Alchemy818. 4 роки тому +26

      If this isn’t me idk what is

    • @yves_lover1
      @yves_lover1 4 роки тому +33

      Gay stories are dope 👌

    • @makaijd5677
      @makaijd5677 4 роки тому +3

      Execpt she didn't do it at the cuddle time part

  • @LouisaRubyDDD
    @LouisaRubyDDD 4 роки тому +229

    Oooo I felt that "Chemistry made me cry in high school"

  • @samantharau9687
    @samantharau9687 4 роки тому +410

    Jodi: "I wear MENS size 13 Nikes, beat that."
    Me: *has the lovely ticking time bomb called epilepsy* "Yeah... I guess I can't"

  • @MayatiASMR7318
    @MayatiASMR7318 5 років тому +4047

    The fact that the "Swedish" guy in the movie is is a german actor, like could they not find a swedish actor atleast??????? Hahhahaha

    • @x.mono.x4011
      @x.mono.x4011 5 років тому +54

      MLHJA ya'll love finding a problem with everything

    • @Meg-ul8nw
      @Meg-ul8nw 4 роки тому +105

      yet people are ok with British or Australian actors playing American people? ok then

    • @MayatiASMR7318
      @MayatiASMR7318 4 роки тому +327

      @@Meg-ul8nw well atlest they know how to speak the language and knows how to get the accent right.
      But in this case the guy doesn't even know how to speak the language of the damn character.
      What I mean to say is that if u hire a actor atleast hire one that knows how to properly speak the language of the character. Not just half-ass it and say that it will do🤷‍♀️

    • @MayatiASMR7318
      @MayatiASMR7318 4 роки тому +134

      @@x.mono.x4011 well it linda ruins the character, if there is an swedish exchange student u kinda expect them(actors) to be able to speak the language that the character is meant to have.
      I dont think u would find a movie enjoying if a swede came on and played an American while not being able to speak the language?
      Idk everyone has their own opinion

    • @x.mono.x4011
      @x.mono.x4011 4 роки тому +7

      @@MayatiASMR7318 people do it all the time bro so get over it

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 4 роки тому +5511

    i remember seeing this black 7 foot actor actor on tik tok saying that she tried out for the part of tall girl and got rejected, this movie would have been so much better if she was casted and if it was a gay love story between the guys. omg i can imagine it now

    • @isakana4323
      @isakana4323 4 роки тому +970

      WTF 7FT THATS SO TALL THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THE STORY SM BETTER WTF. their racist asses rlly have them missing out on so many things

    • @nikk-named
      @nikk-named 4 роки тому +657

      They wouldn't have needed to fake the height distance so much... Damn That's stupid to reject her...

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 4 роки тому +94

      I agree, but her acting tho. I trust she has good acting but still.

    • @nataly8051
      @nataly8051 4 роки тому +17

      omg yes and i also love your pfp 😼

    • @dimmiecandy2928
      @dimmiecandy2928 4 роки тому +128

      That's good because that girl deserves a better storyline then this

  • @KamBB-gu3pv
    @KamBB-gu3pv 5 років тому +9441

    Every teen coming of age movie is just like “uwu im a conventionally attractive white girl but i (insert minor flaw here) so im not popular.”
    Like- as a black girl in school i have to deal with literal racists. People calling me burnt cuz im dark skinned and always touching my hair and shit. It’s so annoying because no one really explores how hard it is out here for us. But since movies need their diversity points they always have that one token black friend to the main character. Im sorry that was an off topic rant but I’m annoyed.

    • @Evute02
      @Evute02 5 років тому +518

      PREACH girl

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 5 років тому +700

      don't apologise. if we dont hear from people like you who call out such films on their bullshit, then we're truly lost

    • @JennaLovesPickles28
      @JennaLovesPickles28 5 років тому +234

      Sis where do you live? Why would people treat you like that? Those people are actual trash that has no worth, don’t listen to them

    • @brandnewmob
      @brandnewmob 5 років тому +93

      WHAT'S THAT!! FACTS LUV

    • @oshaynacampbell9133
      @oshaynacampbell9133 5 років тому +155

      why apologise for actual truth

  • @SierraLives
    @SierraLives 4 роки тому +197

    “He looks like their son” POOR GRIFFIN

  • @lavenderkoi4931
    @lavenderkoi4931 4 роки тому +545

    I would like to fact check this movie: she is 6’2 and he is 5’7- my boyfriend is 6’5 and I’m 5’4 I know damn well he did NOT need that box.

    • @michaelmohamed6739
      @michaelmohamed6739 3 роки тому +59

      short guys always doin the most👋🏾😗

    • @yazplatt
      @yazplatt 3 роки тому +67

      Yeah but his masculinity couldn’t take being the shorter of the two when they kissed! He probably uses the box to spoon her in bed too 😬😖

    • @pidge108
      @pidge108 3 роки тому +27

      @@yazplattYOU CAME FOR HIS NECK OMG-

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 2 роки тому +1

      I love how you read him to filth-

  • @ttovz
    @ttovz 5 років тому +1753

    me, a swede: finds his fake swedish accent, that doesn't even sound like swedish - very annoying

    • @jschyy
      @jschyy 5 років тому +12

      tova x SAME

    • @eros-arcana
      @eros-arcana 5 років тому +98

      I'm not even Swedish and i can spot his fake accent lol.

    • @katymarie5323
      @katymarie5323 5 років тому +57

      Exactly! I wish they would have casted an actual Swedish actor 😒

    • @rodan9769
      @rodan9769 5 років тому +63

      Sweden has actors, they literally could've found a Swedish actor

    • @miaestella9503
      @miaestella9503 4 роки тому

      Saaaaaaame

  • @kailynw6490
    @kailynw6490 4 роки тому +1693

    Omg the girl who said “more like TALLER swift” she knows T swift is like super tall and enjoys wearing heels right?!?!?!
    - a fellow, triggered, tall (5’11) girl

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +18

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @xnikeexxx
      @xnikeexxx 4 роки тому +32

      Come to the Netherlands, here being 5'11 (aka 1,80 m) is tall for a girl but definitely not too tall and there are so many guys who are taller than that

    • @kailynw6490
      @kailynw6490 4 роки тому +9

      Nikee Van Asselt hahaha I just might have to! Although I’m canadian (w/ mostly Ukrainian and German heritage) and find that there’s a lot of girls who are probably 5’9ish and up and PLENTY of guys who are over six feet. Basically the height discrepancy they show in this movie is absolutely ridiculous 😂

    • @xnikeexxx
      @xnikeexxx 4 роки тому +5

      @@kailynw6490 right!! Although I do see that a lot of american actors are really not that tall (at least compared to dutch/maybe european people) so maybe it makes sense like that but idk

    • @ochakos
      @ochakos 4 роки тому +15

      Dude I got a bone to pick with my family because I'm like average (5'5") but they act like I'm a skyscraper all because they're built like Mario like dude idc if I'm Luigi but I'm not the size of a flagpole and stop acting like it because I know REAL tall girls

  • @thomasthegoatofsatan2754
    @thomasthegoatofsatan2754 5 років тому +816

    Okay but you and Trin Lovell? Iconic

    • @solidusername
      @solidusername 5 років тому +117

      they kinda have the same humour i would love some kind of collab

    • @izzy3015
      @izzy3015 4 роки тому +7

      @@solidusername yess

    • @anaghan8381
      @anaghan8381 4 роки тому +8

      my god yes

    • @CD_3074
      @CD_3074 4 роки тому +6

      I'm halfway through the video and I thought it was Trin...

    • @chasekindell5054
      @chasekindell5054 4 роки тому +2

      Yes yes & YAAASSSS

  • @user-hb4zz4gh5e
    @user-hb4zz4gh5e 4 роки тому +167

    The best friend and the dad are the only likeable characters in this entire movie
    (And Sabrina Carpenter, obviously)

  • @pixie7042
    @pixie7042 4 роки тому +1903

    Tall girl: “beat that”
    Me, a lesbian: 👁👄👁

    • @badbihh_._kash_9956
      @badbihh_._kash_9956 4 роки тому +114

      Woooo we love lesbians😌💅🏽

    • @SahloFolina2161
      @SahloFolina2161 4 роки тому +43

      @@badbihh_._kash_9956 Thank you. 🏳️‍🌈

    • @badbihh_._kash_9956
      @badbihh_._kash_9956 4 роки тому +18

      @@SahloFolina2161 yw love❤

    • @pixie7042
      @pixie7042 4 роки тому +73

      @Milk Dud lmao it’s because lesbians face a lot of discrimination and hate for existing so being a lesbian is objectively harder than being too tall

    • @pixie7042
      @pixie7042 4 роки тому +8

      @Milk Dud basically the girl sounds like a bratty baby lol

  • @susanneh.7629
    @susanneh.7629 5 років тому +788

    Why was this not a gay musical?? NETFLIX
    Preach girl

  • @sonofghouls666
    @sonofghouls666 4 роки тому +2013

    Whenever someone would ask my boyfriend's best friend how's the weather up there (he's really tall) he'd say rainy and spit on them

  • @Sam-di2mr
    @Sam-di2mr 5 років тому +953

    i’m so ready to support u on this channel too

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 5 років тому +5

      She has another channel? Can you give me the name?

    • @Sam-di2mr
      @Sam-di2mr 5 років тому +1

      Taylor Swift fan DK she has two more actually! Reacts by Ash & Ashley Ippolito

    • @VanessaLara-wi8ck
      @VanessaLara-wi8ck 5 років тому +4

      sam_Idfk shE HAS OTHER CHANNELS ive been watching all of these on this channel over and over

    • @coziclair
      @coziclair 5 років тому +5

      @@VanessaLara-wi8ck RIGHT I LITERALLY JUST SAW HER IN MY RECOMMENDED...BUT ON ANOTHER CHANNEL? AND THEN I FOUND A N O THER CHANNEL what a rollercoaster man

  • @worldofmer7630
    @worldofmer7630 4 роки тому +175

    SABRINA CARPENTER DESERVES ALL THE LOVE THIS WORLD CAN GIVE

  • @braidenfournier376
    @braidenfournier376 4 роки тому +116

    “they could play monkey in the middle right now” SENT ME

  • @rvqqxl1626
    @rvqqxl1626 5 років тому +469

    That “break up with ur girlfriend” cover was 👌🏼 💀😂

  • @lowkeythemself
    @lowkeythemself 4 роки тому +955

    Bro, in the scene where the small dude crashes their musical watching "date" why does the swedish guy legit has his arms around him??? WHY IS THIS NOT A GAY MUSICAL??

    • @makaijd5677
      @makaijd5677 4 роки тому +57

      I wonder why she didn't mention that

    • @moonshade_xr8349
      @moonshade_xr8349 4 роки тому +72

      It could have been so good!! The short guy could’ve been like “I hate you because the girl I like is into you” but then they would’ve like made a connection and he’s like “Do I like him??!!” It would’ve been much more interesting.

    • @mishenka-v1x
      @mishenka-v1x 4 роки тому +4

      @@moonshade_xr8349 fr tho!!

    • @Mrs.ragnvindr31otheracct
      @Mrs.ragnvindr31otheracct 4 роки тому +12

      @@moonshade_xr8349 Omg I read so many yaoi manga at this point, I totally can see this plot 🤣🤣

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 роки тому +4

      @Blake Sanchez dude reading gay stories isn’t always fetishizing, I mean I always read gay romance fanfics on wattpad about my ships, and gay wattpad is 2000% better then straigh wattpad ofcourse. But I usually search for them fanfics with real stories and characters growing towards eachother instead of just those where they just fuck no story. I personally think its best to when writing a book write the story and the actuall romance part is just side story.

  • @cherrivuu
    @cherrivuu 4 роки тому +228

    "where's my father?" when i tell you i gasped
    but i can relate

  • @oddbobproductions781
    @oddbobproductions781 4 роки тому +68

    “Chemistry actually made me cry on multiple occasions”
    Gyrll SAAAAAME

  • @DM-sr6ng
    @DM-sr6ng 4 роки тому +89

    "They could play monkey in the middle right now" JAILLLL

  • @nicolegulino
    @nicolegulino 5 років тому +418

    ur commentary makes this movie so much better than it actually is lol.

  • @dannyryangawthorpe
    @dannyryangawthorpe 5 років тому +470

    “why was this not a gay musical?”
    me with every movie.

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl 4 роки тому +7

      It shouldve been, with Sabrina and mean girl as a couple.

  • @haleygreer3698
    @haleygreer3698 5 років тому +398

    Did anyone else notice that the dad in this movie is also the dad in Diary of a Wimpy kid

    • @marieborges4059
      @marieborges4059 4 роки тому +43

      The mom is Angela from the office

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +6

      OMG

    • @_lol.imagine_
      @_lol.imagine_ 4 роки тому +19

      He didn’t deserve this 😔

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 4 роки тому +14

      Theory: he left Greg's mom to start a new family, which is the one in this film

    • @amandadilaurentis97
      @amandadilaurentis97 3 роки тому +3

      Actually he’s Marvin from daddy day care

  • @camdynduggan2361
    @camdynduggan2361 4 роки тому +79

    YOU *NEED* TO WATCH “THE HALF OF IT” seriously, i am begging.

  • @tuesday1672
    @tuesday1672 4 роки тому +93

    “How’s the weather up there?”
    Ya know, if someone gonna insult me, at least be creative.

    • @roseblack1494
      @roseblack1494 3 роки тому

      Omg lol you again:)

    • @tuesday1672
      @tuesday1672 3 роки тому +1

      @@roseblack1494 Oop- it’s you again lol

  • @cc__tv8283
    @cc__tv8283 5 років тому +186

    Another UA-camr pointed out that Taylor swift is actually tall as well as like 85% of the models out there 😂💀 like her hating being tall was HER ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT

  • @rowancarr6821
    @rowancarr6821 5 років тому +125

    I'm 6'7 and I can say with complete certainty that the worst part about being tall is, indeed, being anywhere in a car that isn't the driver's seat or the front passenger seat.

  • @samanthaserrano7926
    @samanthaserrano7926 5 років тому +587

    "You don't have a man, but you have a father"
    -Ash 2k19

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 4 роки тому +37

    THE GIRL THAT PLAYS ANGELA IN THE OFFICE IS ALSO THE MOM IN THIS MOVIE
    HOLY SHI-

  • @kiw044
    @kiw044 4 роки тому +121

    "why was this not a gay musical?"
    me at every original netflix teen movie

  • @liaisanxious425
    @liaisanxious425 5 років тому +209

    "Like, where's my father?"
    Crickets.
    Woa I relate too hard...

  • @brooke3788
    @brooke3788 5 років тому +309

    I am ready for a collab with Dylan Is In Trouble. Both your commentaries are hilarious!

  • @margaux5308
    @margaux5308 4 роки тому +467

    the way y’all swedish dude says girl “gorl” like gru from despicable me gets meeeee 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭

  • @rreadotcom1
    @rreadotcom1 4 роки тому +17

    the fact she guessed the whole movie and got it correct at 4:50 just blew my mind

  • @yeriu.u9910
    @yeriu.u9910 4 роки тому +23

    ‘You don’t have a man but you have a father, do it for us, talk to him’
    WHEN I TELL YOU I CRACKED-

  • @fairy7216
    @fairy7216 4 роки тому +186

    "why was this not a gay musical?"
    I ask this question every time I watch a movie...

  • @cindydvo
    @cindydvo 5 років тому +283

    wAIT we're gonna see euphoria and jennifers body content on this channel, IM-

  • @marounb278
    @marounb278 5 років тому +566

    The name of this channel💀💀 we stan

    • @urinternetmomash
      @urinternetmomash  5 років тому +112

      i’m just being on brand what can i say

    • @marounb278
      @marounb278 5 років тому +36

      @@urinternetmomash making the right business moves

  • @voidedcrow5612
    @voidedcrow5612 4 роки тому +53

    "I'm a tall girl and I get bullied" I'm a 4'10 gay man and I will literally fight you

  • @olive.ellen201
    @olive.ellen201 4 місяці тому +3

    Ash the song you made up was so similar tune to espresso, 4 years before it came out in a movie with Sabrina in it. GURL!

  • @KrisyKreme
    @KrisyKreme 5 років тому +190

    There were too many good jokes in this 🤣
    “Drake wannabe is eyeing her now”
    “They could play monkey in the middle”
    Girl u KILL ME 😭

  • @medusssa_archos
    @medusssa_archos 4 роки тому +361

    Ash looking at the movie: hmm could be gayer

  • @Evute02
    @Evute02 5 років тому +135

    NOAH CENTIMETER I AM DECEASED

  • @kamilaortega3162
    @kamilaortega3162 3 роки тому +5

    at 8:51 the captions are legit gold. instead of better drags it says we need BuTtErEd fRoGs

  • @aliejuotasvolksvagenas
    @aliejuotasvolksvagenas 3 роки тому +4

    7:41 this scene reminds me of wallace and grommit: a matter of loaf and death, there was this one scene that was nearly identical

  • @M.Elizabethe
    @M.Elizabethe 5 років тому +199

    *"Break up with your girlfriend, ya ya cause Jodis tall, she'll watch all the MuSiCaLs"🎶*

  • @jovey_13
    @jovey_13 5 років тому +115

    The fact that she called legit everything

  • @moonpriest8016
    @moonpriest8016 5 років тому +205

    The gay lover story line u made up is so much better u should direct or write movies

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +1

      yes it would've been adorable

    • @psychxmania
      @psychxmania 4 роки тому +1

      hell yea

  • @lailabase331
    @lailabase331 4 роки тому +5

    6:44 I just noticed that girl goes to Ruby Bridges High School and talking about some “beat that” 😂

  • @Alex-ep3oi
    @Alex-ep3oi 3 роки тому +2

    ok no because im binge watching your videos and it’s so entertaining like you passed the ultimate vibe check, you made my afternoon

  • @bluesclues.
    @bluesclues. 5 років тому +123

    this channel is gonna be everything queen

  • @SebastianPerez-wv2xf
    @SebastianPerez-wv2xf 5 років тому +105

    She said “and where is my father” i lit rally could not relate more

  • @rana-ru3gs
    @rana-ru3gs 4 роки тому +121

    The funny part is that Sabrina and the short dude were actually dating irl

  • @abigaillee7990
    @abigaillee7990 3 роки тому +1

    i know that this is a really old vid, but you are literally my favorite person on the internet rn

  • @isislawler5525
    @isislawler5525 4 роки тому +3

    When the best friend was dancing in the hall way was my favorite part of the movie, I would’ve loved to see more of her character through the movie

  • @alexaarii
    @alexaarii 5 років тому +172

    YO WAIT A GAY MUSICAL WHY IS THERE NOT A GAY MUSICAL OTHER THAN GLEE LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL BUT GAY ASF MY GOD WAIT STOPPPPP

    • @intheraeyne
      @intheraeyne 5 років тому +13

      There is! It's called Were The World Mine and it's extremely gay and pretty cute. It's based around Midsummer Night but an all-boys highschool theater. It's a coming-of-age and comedy thing, too.

    • @solidusername
      @solidusername 5 років тому +9

      chad and ryan def could've been a thing in high school musical

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 5 років тому +4

      @@solidusername I think Ryan was supposed to have a boyfriend before Disney swooped in and stole our dreams. I'm not sure if there was going to be a whole subplot, or if he was just going to be a unimportant character who shows up during dance scenes, but he was supposed to exist and then didn't.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 4 роки тому

      Rent, Avenue Q, the angry inch, Kinky boots. There are a lot of gay musicals or did you mean in the mainstream?

  • @mikeyjamieson4715
    @mikeyjamieson4715 4 роки тому +169

    To quote Julia Cudney: calm down Jody, you're just tall.

  • @hollymcgowan881
    @hollymcgowan881 4 роки тому +71

    "Look at that skin.... Sabrina......thats just not fair, like why does she look like that?" Kills me everytime

  • @shikalamoo2185
    @shikalamoo2185 4 роки тому +8

    When you said “where’s my water” I realized I need to drink some water lol

  • @moonlight_dulcet
    @moonlight_dulcet 3 роки тому +1

    i love when you say "get you a friend like this" in your vids cause majority of the time, the friend you're talking about is the kind of friend i am, or the kind of friend i'm trying to be

  • @kaylamoreno2647
    @kaylamoreno2647 4 роки тому +55

    She didn’t make the team in dance moms because Abby didn’t like her mom and her mom kept asking for a reason so she told her to stand next to Chole and said “she’s too tall” so her mom could go away

    • @marilyn1984
      @marilyn1984 4 роки тому +4

      THANK YOU

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 2 роки тому

      @Strawberry Trixic i hope you mean abby and not ash?!!!

  • @16bluebarry
    @16bluebarry 4 роки тому +51

    My boss use to call me the jolly green giant so i called her a seven dwarf and she never said anything to me again....

  • @summer_the_rae
    @summer_the_rae 4 роки тому +627

    "I'm a high school junior wearing size 13 nikes. MEN's size 13 nikes. beat that!"
    uhhh i'm a bi and aspec jewish girl with eczema, alopecia, adhd, depression, and anxiety soooooo

    • @HydraSpectre1138
      @HydraSpectre1138 4 роки тому +97

      Uhh... meow?
      I'm a poor Asian high school graduate with Aspergers, PTSD and ADHD. I also have a very dark and traumatic past which includes but is not limited to: bullying, class warfare, ableism, sexual harassment, rape, disrespect, abuse, suicidal attempts, temporary homelessness and generally being seen as an outcast to society and even to my own family.
      Jodi's only issue is that she is very tall for a female and she has huge feet (both of which would be considered attractive for some people). She's a privileged rich white woman who is ignorant of the world. That or she is very innocent and unaware of the pain and suffering other people her age or even younger went through.

    • @lotoflara1069
      @lotoflara1069 4 роки тому +9

      Lol eczema

    • @ziningxu5358
      @ziningxu5358 4 роки тому +40

      @@lotoflara1069 Eczema is haarrddd bruh

    • @exstellaxoxo6895
      @exstellaxoxo6895 4 роки тому +28

      @@user-ug2oz8fj1q First of all don't be rude. Second of all were not making up labels search up sexuality's and that there going to be there. How dare you assume that. If you have nothing nice to say shut up.
      Edit: There's people that get killed, disowned, attacked for there sexuality. Soo. I'm sorry were not straight enough for you. And I'm bi soo. 😊 😌

    • @summer_the_rae
      @summer_the_rae 4 роки тому +16

      @Lorena Toro Graysexual is little-to-none or limited sexual attraction! ❤️

  • @abyss6484
    @abyss6484 3 роки тому +5

    4:22 lmao look at the kid balancing a pencil on his nose

  • @cozyghostling8181
    @cozyghostling8181 4 роки тому +3

    4:59 me too I've had several meltdowns because of chemistry.

  • @carolinesrabbithole
    @carolinesrabbithole 5 років тому +75

    i'm the only who just finished to watch all her Euohoria react video and now is watching this because you love her channel? Yes, ok

  • @KittyBittyBoo
    @KittyBittyBoo 4 роки тому +36

    "Noah Centimeter" I HAVE LITERAL TEARS IN MY EYES I CANNOT

  • @zhwriter6209
    @zhwriter6209 5 років тому +70

    the title of this being for memes and sabrina is LITERALLY me wow

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 3 роки тому

    She’s just a whole mood. I can’t even pick out a specific moment, just all of it. Sold, subbed

  • @AllieOk
    @AllieOk 4 роки тому +14

    Sabrina is the the only good thing here
    She's such a gem, I laughed every time she was on screen

  • @arcthegaymer
    @arcthegaymer 5 років тому +185

    I hope that this channel helps you be more creative and helps better your mental health girl 💓💓

  • @mirreelianavdv4346
    @mirreelianavdv4346 4 роки тому +90

    Fun fact, I was ALWAYS the tall girl, a lot of my friends also label me as tall and make jokes about. Which I don't mind by the way XD. I liked being tall and I teated my friends like little babies haha. But then I met this boy who is 20 cm longer than me (he is now my bf hehe) and I feel so small in his presence, my friends also call him a giant XDD, so now I know how it feels to be tall and small :3

  • @laurenloz1081
    @laurenloz1081 5 років тому +43

    So glad you're busting out here in a new avenue, i personally love movie reactions and your content, so i look forward to seeing what comes of this channel! Don't stress yourself out too much i just watched your 'we need to talk' video and what you said was totally fair. People get waaay too entitled sometimes - for me i just enjoy your energy and personality so you could literally read a post it note and i'd be here for it lol. Good luck w this new youtube chapter bro ur killin it i shall continue to support by watching and subscribing.

  • @hanakoskokeshidoll
    @hanakoskokeshidoll 3 роки тому +6

    16:36 wait how the hell did she teleport across the room i thought this was being recorded on that one girls phone

  • @nightgarla
    @nightgarla 3 роки тому +4

    11:56 homie said tis boy mine now Tall Gal *d e a l w i t h i t*

  • @bintadiallo6504
    @bintadiallo6504 5 років тому +40

    “Like ..where is my father 👀” 😂😂 took me out

  • @queenaddison853
    @queenaddison853 4 роки тому +49

    We have to convince her to watch “Work it” on Netflix. It’s got Jordan fisher, Sabrina carpenter, and Liza Koshey in it.

  • @drenaya
    @drenaya 5 років тому +36

    soooo excited for this 3rd channel, can’t wait for euphoria!!!!

  • @amalia9285
    @amalia9285 3 роки тому +1

    14:42 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE AHHH IT WAS SO GOOD

  • @bellacooper7676
    @bellacooper7676 4 роки тому +8

    i was almost the tall girl but there were actually two taller girls and they’re both models now....