ROBLOX BANANA
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2020
- PLAY HERE, SHED TEAR :/ www.roblox.com/games/44485665...
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HEY today i play banana eats which is like uber eats except the food eats you and you're a bad delivery driver - Ігри
"Your *bacon* will glow when Banana is near..."
ding dongs do not work like that you
Dodgers that
I-
You smarT-
All hail “Weird Person”
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Foremilk
0:30 The UberEaters person really said “Roses are red, silent as a mouse. Your door is unlocked, I am inside your house.” LITERALLY
LOL
Lol
Thats creepy
I’m the Uber eats driver in sorry Albert
“Literally” kind of ruined the joke
Flamingo: exists
Banana: *peace was never an option*
10k subs with videos? you have big subscribers, the name is clever
well well well, how the turntables
@@YeetusMcfeetus its a bot
@@maxr9014 wat
Bot
“you gotta put the pieces of pie together” *1 second later* “i got some cake”
True you got a point albert forgets but yea im not roasting him and I am a fan of him but he kinda dumb but funny at the same time
@@Jose-gi1cw kinda seems like your roasting him, you literally just called him dumb 💀
@@Jose-gi1cw insult
he means a different type of cake
@@Jose-gi1cw he's not dumb, he acts like that to appeal to his audience
“I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAKE”
Me: *has flashbacks to everything is cake*
nOw I kNoW wHaT's ReAl AnD wHaT's CaKe
Heh I remember that too
NoW I KNow WhaTs ReAl And WHat Is CaKe
Hi
Now I know whats real and whats cake~
I love how literally every time Albert plays a game, he always doesn’t read the instructions and regrets it.
Sxhou he did today
Yeah xD
I only started watching Albert like a month ago and now im addicted
@@mat8009 saying that doesn't make you cool
True
Albert: *Dies on any game*
Also Albert: "This game sucks!"
yup
It changes to his actions 😂
You said alert not albert
Its because he's letting people know about true facts
@💊Just_be_happy🥳 Haha! I changed it tho 😅
Honestly, sometimes not hiding in lockers, just behind objects, is really helpful. The banana never expects it, I do it so mich I never usually get found even if the banana walks past.
Albert: "I think I'm gonna catch *COVID* from your username."
Me: *cough*
OoF thats an epik-*Cough cough* cough- :0 u gave me COVID -w- (Jk :3
Michael Watson Nice try scammer
Michael Watson big noob
@@michaelwatson9428 :c chat ruined
I loved how he said that bc i might have covid
Killer Banana?!? .. Totally playing this!
Yesh
Mhm
pog
Poggers
Wow a verified ytber watching another youtuber
when albert said he told the uber eats guy to GET OUT OF MY HOUSE i laughed so hard
I was laughing*
Albert: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
@@rocioclI laughed so hard I was laughing same thing lol
They should have called the game "Calcium: The revenge"
“The revenge of potassium “
*Albert is litterally king of screaming about how he hates a game and then wins*
Shut up.
@@dreamgal558 E
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 👁👁
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 nah
@@dreamgal558 why she's not being offensive- =~=
Albert screaming is just so beautiful♡
Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES
Edit: STOP I CAME BACK AND FOUND THIS LMAO! MAN I STILL LOVE ALBERT EVEN A YEAR AFTER :)
Ikr 🥵
Ikr *i need to hear it 1000000 more times*
*Y E S*
Yas
Ikr
thank god for Albert. I literally only watch him.
I love how he just pulls out a random Tuba out of nowhere and starts beating it with a styrofoam head
it’s a euphonium
“ I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAKE “
*Flashbacks to jumanji the 2nd*
Bro the second I read this comment he was saying that on video xD
Yessir
_now i know whats real whats cake_
wtf is JUMANJI THE SECOND??
NO! NOOO!!! *(LE EPICLY FLIPS CAKE)*
“ I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAKE!”
Cannibalism confirmt
_c o n f i r m t_
now i know what's real what's cake :D
*Now I know what's real what cake*
no u
.-. Shes not cake?
0:28
That happened to us once, my older brother thought it would be a good idea to get food at 1 AM 😃 and the uber eats person litterly tried opening our door even though it was locked, he was so loud my mom and the lady living with us woke up to hold the door back until my brother came to get his food and when they opened the door the uber eats person was like "I got your food" 😃
In the end my mom scolded him for trying to open our locked door
I LOVE THIS GAME!! I've been playing It almost every day for months- lol
ikr
Piggy banana game: **exists**
Me: “man king bob must’ve cursed a banana or somethin”
omg
I Am KevinB your everywhere
-bruh-
@I Am KevinB ok
aflack
Albert: "I literally *HATE* this game"
*Albert wins*
"I LITERALLY LOVE THIS GAME"
Very epic
Yes
Don't read me name ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Xd
Aren’t we all guilty of that? 😂😂😂
Flamingo: "Its always the people who are pink who are trash"
Flamingo the pink bird: *I thought we were friends*
They were never friends *
@@kimi-quitreadbio8891 PLOT TWIST😱😨😰😱
i genuinely love this game, thanks for playing this flamingo.
*"Its always people who look like thanos who dont know how to play"*
Me with a *literal purple blob/box* as a Roblox avatar: *uhhhhhh*, don't mind me changing my outfit
Michael Watson scam
So many bots scamming on alberts vids, smh
Ryan Wong it’s a joke don’t worry c:
When he said “I got some cake” I literally died 💀
Connor Martin ty for the suggestion ☺️
@@connormartin8447 I will if you let me smash your skull with a hammer
@@pocktaviousnuzlavious860 LOL
Yea how did she die?
DaynNight デイナイト what I meant when I said I literally died was that it was really funny •3•
“I feel like I can catch COVID from your username” has me dying 😭
please, play this again. i really wanna see you play my favorite game. though banana eats has now new updates and maps so you should check it out. thankyouuu for taking time to read this, have a good day everyone! ❤️
Albert: ,,Dude it feels soo good to kill someone hiding in a locker"
Me: wait ,what?
Hmmm suspicious
Eat flaminco
My paralysys demon who sleeps in my closet: DaMn sON
o.0
XD
5:52-5:56 is literally when your so close to finishing the tower of heck. And you make on move that will ruin your whole career
The timer😢
Bruh
"get noob!" banana: trys to phase through wall
Me looking at the thumbnail: Banana thighs got his revenge..?
Yes puro. I thought the same
"You gotta put the pie together"
*5 seconds later*
*CAKEEEEEEEE*
hi I’m ur biggest fan
Cake cake cake WORLD
Pie
The pie. Life
El ojo del jugador ,,' ,
Never ask:
A man: his salary
A women: her age
A bot: their comments
I don’t understand the *joke*
Are you 9?
A Sunscreen Eater no, so get a better school
..
Chase Coulter no
albert : oh, you gotta put all the pieces of pie together
also albert : i got some cake (places cake on the big plate)
I love how he laughs when he kills other ppl, but when banana kills him he says: ,,oh c'mon brooo"
Albert: BUT-IWASGCHDUEJIWAS
-Albert 2020
4:22
Stfu
Phillips Jaylynn it’s just such a bad joke it makes you mad and hate why he said that
Phillips Jaylynn stfu I wasn’t talking you
“I though you were cake!”
That’s what they all say.
Especially when they “accidentally” commit third degree murder
Th℮ trick to ℮arn 14K R💲 i upl𝐎ad℮d it 🧑
😊
👑
Es gibt keinen Grund, es nicht zu versuchen,
I make that mistake all the time im so clumbsy ^-^
Now I know what’s real and what is cake.. *CAKE*
what cake...
i have a dirty mind lmao
jk jk
melxdiq ur the Type of person who fakes depression
your "OH MY GOD I WAS SO FAR AWAY FROM HIM (banana)" is exactly how i feel when i walk into a crawl hole and walk for five seconds then the banana "bites" me
Alberts the one who got me interested in this game
Albert: "They are all hiding in lockers Every one of them!"
Me: *Dead By Daylight flash backs*
bruh
My sister has a play station and plays dead by dead light and I love that game so much
I know right I love dead by daylight
want to 𝐎btain many R$ I hav℮ made a idea 😎
🤗
👁🗨
आपण या वापरू नंतर तू मला नंतरचे आभार शकता
Sean Forsyth get noob
admin idea: “infect” someone and start an apocalypse
What game though
Island life?
Yes
Let’s say that idea came from a “game”
:posion others
I love when he slipped on a banana peel and said "OH NOO I THOUGHT IT WAS DIFFERENT I THOUGHT IT WAS DIFFERENT!!" It cracked me up tbh XD
i’m so glad you made a video on this game
My dad watching my history :👁👄👁
Well your well not in a good spot, oof XD
How is this even somewhat relevant
Ifingerlittegirls
xd
do u watch ####
Albert: “All the people who look like thanos suck”
Me: 👁👄👁 (my whole avatar being purple)
vxniqa
@Andrea Hinojosa bruh do u not know that memes exist and they posted before u
Well, then you suck
Are you behind the slaughter?
Foxy's Extra) No I am›:(
Albert: -pulls out a instrument and hits it with a felipe head- "This is a great weapon!"
Me: oh uhhh are you gonna beat people up?
“it’s always the people that look like Thanos” - Albert 2020
“It’s always the people who look like thanos who have no idea how to play games”
-Albert 2020
Shut up!
Shut it
Runt
We can see its edited stupid
ninjagamingR1 what rude
Albert: "I will come back" *after ligit 40 or 40 something seconds "IM BACK!"
ligit
No?
Yep
Legit
Poo fac
Albert:"You gotta put all of the pieces of the pie together"
Me: It's a *cake*
Albert: The person did *not* come inside my house.
COVID-19: *Mission failed.*
this is why i dont have uber
Tips in BANNANA EATS: Always remember where bannana putted traps, always look at ur beacon, never stay still on a locker if u are gonna stay on a locker, crouch while ur on it, remember that bannana spawns at the second 45 try doing puzzles as soon as possible, always have a cake in hand, when there's 1:20 minutes try staying near an exit but don't let bannana see you, remember where's safe to go when bannana is chasing u, if u are being chased by bannana as soon as he gets his eyes out of u hide in a locker and crouch.
Thanks for the information:) u deserve more likes
I think everyone knows this but yeah those are very good tips
??
*putted*
wow I mean ya I knew that
Random guy: *plays game*
Albert: StOp DoInG tHaT
Shut up!
@@dreamgal558 NO U
Dream Gal k
Dream Gal how about u shut up she wasn’t saying that in an offensive way gosh little five year old
Dream Gal I mean, ok
Thank you for covering the scam bot it means a lot
I love Alberts screams it's so funny lol
“Everyone is gonna die one day this would be one of the more interesting ways.”
*Me being allergic to bananas.* 👁____👁
I made a idea to show th℮ way for many R$ 💎
🕶
💍
Я завжди використовую це для моєї потреби
oh well
😎
@Evangeline Barnum , bruh that's sounds so rude but I know it's not meant to sound rude
Lmao
Albert 2020: *We can weaponize these styrofoam heads!*
United states military: ✔✔✔
Yes, that is how we WIN WARS!!!
W R I T E T H A T D O W N
Trembling Turtle actually that was done in ww1 due to this being one of the first wars where snipers were used commonly. Not styrofoam but papermache , I say we bring that practice back. But with Felipe
@@pannacottafugay6391 yes Felipe will win all the wars
@@Maddiegrace..07 Hell YES
Albert: "Oh... You gotta put a pie together" *1 sec later* "gOt SoMe CaKe"
Whenever he says "get noob😝" hits different 😆😆🤣🤣😭😭
This is what happens when you watch "It's peanut butter jelly time" too much
Shut up.
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 no
@@dreamgal558 hun u don't need to be so rude af. :)
2:27 “It’s always the people who look like Thanos who have no idea how to play the game.”
Me, a Roblox player who has dressed as Thanos for the past year:
Love him or hate him, he spittin’ facts
Julian Dyer you need to mouth shut
😂
Julian Dyer i’m willing for u to StFU
"your hiding in here!?!" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAKE!" according to albert we are all cake.
0:57
"Oh oh ya putta all ta, all the-"
*"a not very albert like cough"*
"you gotta put all the pieces of pie together"
"I thought you were cake" Albert
Me: that's what I think to every normal tik tok on my fyp where they dont cut it open
NoW I kNoW whAts rEAl aNd WhAt iS cAkE-
The cake is a lie
LMAO 💀 💀
SAMMEEE
Cake.Cake.Its all cake.
Albert looks like he is carrying a minion
Edit：thank you for the likes :D
A baby minion
@I Am KevinB i won't you bot
@I Am KevinB o-o
I Am KevinB I won’t
@I Am KevinB O k a y
Albert screaming will become my ringtone
i had a similar experience to albert, fedex delivery dude opens my door, walks in and puts the package on the living room floor and leaves.
the comment section be like:
"albert:"
"flamingo:"
"no one:"
Bananas, rotat e.
Banan-a, rotato FASTER banana.
Go... G o.
Can you feel it?
B a n an ab?
*egh* YES FEEL TH E SPED!!
WE AVE REACHED MXIMUM VELOCIPY!!
@@astrotoast9819 You okay?
yayayayayayaya 👍
@@astrotoast9819 your secret way of talking random shit to get attention is really cringe and stupid Roblox BOY
Wrooonngggg
What if the Uber Drive watches this and is like: wait.. I gave him that food.
XD
Banana
Uno
Reverse
CARD
Fnaf And friends 👏 Cool; but nobody asked for your “Gacha sucks because I can’t make any good content” type response buddy. 🙄
Fnaf And friends
You obviously care
you literally commented this comment to fight with people
When your banana it’s really fun playing the game you just feel like you’re so powerful it just feels so good when you eat someone
Does anyone want to talk about the high pitch scream of Albert I'm dying of laughter
Awww, Who else wanted him to say ‘’That was a piece of cake’’
Harper Ostrom chill
Saaaaaame
Did you ever think that cake by the ocean meant actual cake? I did. Now I deeply regret it
Me :D
@White Lives Matter hi
9:57 Me when I came out to my parents at the day they wanted to tell me about their divorce:
OH lMAO I-
Literally me trying to tell my dad I'm lesbian and I almost came out infront of him when I was tryna tell my mom 👁👄👁 (hes homophobic)
Lol
Did they accept you?
Oh noooo
2:26 "its always the people who look like thanos who have no idea how to play games"
xXTHANOS_GAMINGXx: *cries in thanos*
" you have to spin the cakeeee "
" Oh you have to Put all the pieces of pie together "
" I got some cakeeee "
*Which one is it pie or cake*
1:11 ,,I thought you were a cake"
Everyone know that sentence.
Idk what to say.. 0_0
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@I Am KevinB You Want Views Kiddo
@I Am KevinB OK I WONT
Albert: screams high pitch
7 year old girl that saw a spider: I’ve been beaten😢
Sapphire _ Tears UwU GAY
Sometimes he sounds like a monkey XD
I’m pretty sure that gurl was Annabeth Chase at 7
She not gay
@@YourAverageRobloxian659 Unnecessary but I'll forgive you because you used the Baby Yoda Pfp Tactic on me. It worked.
Tip for hiding:
Face yourself looking at the door and then crouch down because then the banana won’t see you through the gaps
albert: i havent been chased my banana yet
also albert 0.5 seconds later: AAAHHHH AHH AHHH
“Banana Eats,Uber eats”
Me:it’s the banana splits
He poopy banna ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I
I
I
I
V
*Wow.*
I don’t really like that movie
@@pennywisetheeditingclown3034 I clicked the other button accidentally yesyes
The comments when you’re early be like: “like this comment”, “E”, “Hello” and we must not forget the scams.
ikr
I Am KevinB shut up.
Uh
@I Am KevinB Shut up
Ikr
It’s Opposite Day...
Albert completly gnoring the beacon: "i was so far away from him"😂
Therapist: Have you been getting any sleep?
Me: *Looks at thumbnail* Not anymore-
me not sleeping at 11:28 am: 👁👄👁
Lol, epik funny gamer epic funny really funny epik funny really gamer epik funny funny post! :3
EPIC
EPIC
EPIC
GAMER EPIK
I fall asleep at 3 after laying in bed since 9
👁👄👁
Juana._.IconixX banana man isn’t real, he can't hurt you
Banana man:
Albert: “I feel like I can catch Covid from your username”
UA-cam: Its time for me to shine
Lily Randall suck bad robux no
Lily Randall I can’t tell if ur joking or not
@Lily Randall shut up bot get a life
@@Marcello0sYT literally
I saw this comment right when he said it 🤣
i like how Albert will find ANY way he can to use his auto clicker, its hilarious
omg I used to play this game all the time and coming back to it is just nostalgic.
When i get older ima become and uber eats driver so i can walk into flamingos house and steal his mustard ;)
This message is so beautiful 😍
is this supposed to be funny-
Steal his mustard and hotdogs so you can make yourself a snack on the way out
Agreed.
yes
No one:
Literally no one:
Bots: wHo HaS bEeN a FaN oF fLaMiNgO bEfOrE 2020
So original 👏🏻
@Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 No❤️
LMAO
bruh this coment is literally been spammed so your a bot too
Ïm ĶëvïņB 3 SHUT UP UR BEAUTIFUL the way u are.
If Albert mad a ad his catchphrase would be : Ooo a pie! Here’s a cake!
I think it's funny how his editor blurred out the scam bots message but Albert could care less
“You bacon, your beacon.”
I fell that...
Albert: dude, I can do this for hours.
Also Albert: *dies*
Yeah he's going to do that for days
Yeah kinda from true
XD
mr meme hi
El ojo del jugador hi
everyone as banana: hmmmmmmmmmmmm thats nobody in locker
flamingo: I know u guys hide in the locker, U cant make me forgot.
bro i love that game and im really good, keep close attention to your beacon and try to finish puzzles that are far away from the banana.
Albert:“I thought you were cake”. We are all cake, everything is cake
now i know whats real and what is caik(tt song)
How so quickly?!??!
Cakes: ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
AHAHAHSODOIRBSMCC
everything 👏 is 👏a 👏 lie
2:27
Thank you.
albert: I lived😎😎
*two seconds later*
albert:*hitting foam head on trombone*
how to play banana eats :
1.if ur beacon is glowing red the banana is close to u
2.if u slipped there will be a sign the sign picture looks like a banana peel
3.the banana can put banana peel traps
4.go to the exit so u can win!
5.u can hide in the lockers but the banana can still catch u
6. if ur the banana u have to eat people so u can win!
7.u can change ur beacon
8.u can chose maps
9.go to a hole so u can go to another room but the banana can’t fit
10.if the banana catch u in the locker the locker will no longer be there
11. if somethings glowing that means that the banana is close to u and the banana has a sound when the banana walk