Everything Wrong With Tarzan In 12 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2016
- In order to mark the release of the new live-action Tarzan movie, which somehow stars Samuel L. Jackson, we went looking for sins in Disney's animated version. Guess what? Found plenty.
Next week: Western sins and animated sins... both mostly recent.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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"i don't care how much you love someone, you should love civilization more." that is a line worth gold
😂😂😂😂
I agree
😂😂😂😂
Seeing how civilisation is going lately, I think he should have removed a sin for making a sensible decision.
lol😂
"How do you you think she's going to get off with a fucking chalkboard ?"
With the power of imagination
Natasha Reeder i mean,i can jack off while watching....i dunno,reaction videos by imagination
The corners
Natasha Reeder I don't know
@@catgoat6471wouldn’t that hurt insanely
9:07 When your arm is buff enough to erase a chalk board in one sweep.
I was surprised that didn't get a sin.
@@yousureboutthat1271 Thanks for replying to a comment I made 1 year ago 😂 you had me confused I completely forgot I made this.
@@Psilanthropy Oh sure 😅😆 I didn't even look to see when it was made.
*DING*
"I said he could stay, that doesn't make him my son."
"...Dad?"
I felt that. XD
:-(
No sin for Tarzan learning English from English people but having an American accent?
bryan diaz varela
That's racist...
*ding...*
American is the default accent, apparently...
confederate trump supporter
You obviously don't watch cinemasins. The running joke is that whether something is racist, stereotypical or sexist or even the slightest bit offensive, they say "that's racist."
So *ding* for you
And r/wooosh for good measure.
@@ARMEDPATRIOT757
Nah buddy. You're still the one with the woosh. Wanna know why? You missed the joke. The joke is that anything slightly offensive would be called "racist" even if it isn't. That's the running joke. For example, if in a movie they are sinning, a character says to a woman "You can't do it because you're a girl." Cinemasins would say "that's racist" and issue a sin, despite the fact that what the character said was sexist not racist. That's the joke. So when I commented "that's racist" I was referencing Cinemasins. I even add in a *ding* to complete the reference. Yes, the first comment I answered to was stereotypical not racist, but just like Cinemasins, I'm replying "that's racist." to it if its offensive, even if its not racist.
Whether you find this running joke funny or not is all on you, I'm just explaining that YOU misunderstood the joke.
Also, Lemme know if you're pretending not to understand so that you can woosh me. Because I doubt you missed the entire point of my previous comment so hard.
@@ARMEDPATRIOT757 lmao you're actually so fucking dumb
"I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son."
"Dad?"
DEAD
I JUST UNDERSTOOD IT OMG
"Who would take a grandfather clock on a voyage"
The British, why question it
Unlikely, because grandfather clocks don't keep accurate time at sea. In fact it was British man, John Harrison (not Khan), who invented a the first clock that could keep time on voyages and didn't rely on a swinging pendulum - a full century and a half before this movie takes place.
I'm honestly surprised there was no sin for Clayton's traumatising death.
Right? That was dark.
Agreed, though I'm not sure I'd have wanted it to be in the video.
yeah I was scared the shit out of that when I was a kid
@@Renatinho12ful same
Fuck clayton 😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this movie a hundred times as a kid, and I just noticed Tarzan's dead parents at 1:35
Also, I am now old enough to know how hot Jane was. It's now socially acceptable to acknowledge a cartoon movie character is hot, right? We did it with Lola Bunny, Elsa, Officer Hops...
she didnt wear that dress for fun it was to acccneutate her ass yoga pants of the past
Yeah, it's pretty horrifying I think, Blood paw prints, their skeletons would be laying there when Tarzan is shown the treehouse. And where does he find that suit? Imagine the smell.
Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!
Oh god tbh I just though it was cloth or something lying on the ground. Disney is dark
Fun Fact: Tarzan's yell is not provided by Tarzan's voice actor but Clayton's.
I just read it on the trivia section of the Disney Wikia page for the movie
Hahahahaha that is HILARIOUS!
CallicoJackracham that's actually pretty awesome
How ironic.
CallicoJackracham Clayton's voice actor was BRAIN BLESSED, whose name you have to say in all caps.
3:52: “Proof my brother is descended from apes.” OMG! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😅 I DIED!
Was looking for this comment
You bet your sweet bottom dollar women in this era would wear their Belle dress in the woods. It surprises me more how much less she wears the rest of the time, actually. Another time-specific thing is that drawing things accurately used to be a key part of education: anyone worth their salt could do so. Then the photograph became ultra mainstream and it was dropped from education like typing has completely ended teaching handwriting.
they still teach handwriting
...in what universe do you live in where they don't teach handwriting anymore?
@@hpa4706 persuasively he means cursive as as opposed to print
@@hpa4706 It's ironic that people are so hung up on the "loss" of cursive when for the majority of American history people could barely write their names. Cursive is just upper class frippery; if you really want people to write quickly, teach them shorthand.
Isn't cursive the standard?
One more sin for the fact that Tarzan was able to state his name to Jane even though he hadn't even learnt the human language yet
Its just a movie.
He made sounds with his mouth that meant him, aka his name. It's really not hard to believe it could happen.
Actually!!!!!!! I watched this in 5th grade and noticed this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@graffititurtle11 Its spinoff tv series has Jane understanding the animals so . . . yeah . . .
maximaldinotrap umm yeah, it’s called body language. You can understand what cats and dogs are thinking that way too
"I don't care how much you love someone you should always love civilisation more." Is the reason this is my favourite cinemasins
You should but you don't have to.
Fuck civilization. Like im glad to be human be we are to complicated. I rather be a wolf or some shit
Would be a great tagline for Civilisation 7
I audibly snorted at that last part 😂
FUCK CIVILIZATION MAINLY FOR SCHOOLS! and Africa.
Phil Collin's singing should've been enough to remove a sin
Phill is a National treasure and I'm not trollin.
@Lawrence Rodriguez More than they paid you.
I'd say it earns an additional sin. He's alright, he deserves as much fame as, say, the average UA-camr. But Disney can (and usually does) do so much better.
@Lawrence Rodriguez lol salty and rude! Bad ape!
@@nthgth 😂 as if
I know this sin video is relatively ancient with how fast the internet moves but... Did it literally not occur to Jeremy and the Sins crew that the netting in the treehouse was almost certainly a safety precaution, not because Tarzan's Parents were omniscient but because they were sensible? Tarzan's going to be a toddler someday and most of their house is cobbled together from flotsam and jetsam. Not unreasonable to think that maybe a floorboard comes loose someday or breaks under their weight or Tarzan gets away from them for a moment while he's learning to walk and slips off the edge. Having the second layer of safety is just... sensible. Especially in this case because we see that extra protection pay off.
Ya know what's more sensible? Building their house closer to the ground.
@@SeraphimCramer If my parents didn't do something that simple with me being afraid of heights, I would feed them to the leopard.
@@SeraphimCramer in the book, Tarzan's parents have a house on the beach- much more sensible, but not nearly as Disney-ish.
Thinking way too deep, man
AdraicStarks Where any passing predator can just walk in and eat them? At least Sabor had to climb.
What about the fact that the rag he's wearing goes against the laws of physics just to not show anything during the whole movie XD
Well, It's PG......
Deathie
well, if you take into consideration some of the sins he mentions it looks like he really doesn't care about ratings XD
monster high stop motion True.
G
The loincloth goes between the legs and would be fastened by something tied around the waste, so there's nothing to show beneath the flaps save for more fabric, lol.
It's not a modesty loin cloth. It's just what happened to his diaper.
😅
That's so funny. Haha.
Pewfikt
hahahaha
AND it's the reason why it's brown.
Well to be fair in regards to them bringing the bicycle and the other stuff... It's a documented fact that plenty of people brought some unusual things with them on the Californian and Alaskan gold rushes, including bicycles... which they promptly abandoned the moment they learned what a mountain is. So it's entirely possible that a pair of British academics would bring such things along on an expedition. Never underestimate a person's potential for a lack of common sense.
I thought you'd remove a sin for Disney going full and hanging Clayton near the end.
Scar was eaten alive by hyenas and then they presumably burned to death. A hanging is pretty tame in comparison.
charmedfan7704 but Clayton’s is much more disturbing visually.
Yeah, human death is way more personal considering our obvious connection.
@@LilyRose8959 Nah. By far Clayton and Ursula's death scenes were the most brutal deaths in Disney films. Scar's felt like a National Geographic death
Fun fact: In the original novel Tarzan did in fact shave his beard. And he also found his parents' house when he was pretty young.
TheIntimateAvenger How and Why did he shave it?
He also learnt English from the books he found in the treehouse. He knew English fluently, but not how to pronounce it. When he met the first Englishman in the jungle, all he had to do was spe his sounds...I wish more prople had read the original books. None if the movies ever made do them credit.
@@juttamaier2111 the guy was French I think actually. Not to say he didn't know English, but he was a Frenchman
Also he discovered a human tribe but since they were black he didn't pay much attention to them simply playing pranks and stealing arrows because they killed his ape mom. (yes this story is very racist)
@@raymondsantana1 How is that racist? It makes perfect sense. They would probably be black, and they probably would be more or less hostile towards threatening and/or tasty animals, including gorillas. Humans are also naturally wary of those who are different from them, since we developed as tribal creatures. Hence Tarzan being distrusting of this black tribe and being kind of an asshole to them makes a lot of sense, far more so when you consider they killed his mom. I feel like you are one of those people who sees blacks being treated unfairly and begins calling it racism, regardless of whether that makes any sense whatsoever in such context.
If Tarzan was so good at imitating, how come he wound up with an American accent when Jane, dad and Clayton were all British?
It sounded like a Mexican accent to me .
whoa
He's British as well according going by his parents.
Exactly!
hurrdurrmurrgurr Yeah the gorilla's were American? ;')
Seriously, 100 sins off for the score. It's f*cking amazing
8:07 her falling down could actually be smart writing on disneys part b/c of this:
Here’s what you should do the moment you’ve encountered a gorilla:
Slowly crouch down and make yourself small.
Avert your gaze from any nearby gorilla and look away. Attempt to look disinterested.
Gradually create distance between you and the gorillas without making any sudden moves.
Those simple behaviors tell a gorilla that you’re not a threat, and that you have no interest in challenging it. If it does charge you, and it’s not a bluff (most are), turn away from it and lower yourself all the way to the ground. Go limp if it decides to examine you. Eventually it will get bored of you and move on.
No matter what, never:
Run from the gorilla.
Show your teeth.
Raise your arms and try to make yourself look bigger.
Scream and shout.
Thump your chest in return-not even as a joke.
Those actions may provoke the gorilla to defend its territory and you’ll probably get seriously hurt. Fortunately, gorilla attacks are very rare (even in zoos and sanctuaries) and most attacks are provoked or defensive in nature.
Thank you very much for this guide. I will probably never need this but better safe than sorry
Harambe could have been told these tips
Well, lesson learned😳
In the books, Kala died , Kerchak spent his time trying to kill Tarzan, and Tarzan goes to England. I want to see that movie.
Goes to America actually, but returns to the jungle.
I think you're referring to the 1984 film, Greystoke - The Legend of Tarzan - Lord of the Apes.
That was an excellent film in regards to faithfulness.
Its disney. At the time they couldn't make that movie. Now I think they're looking at it
deswolfe and
10:33 Definitely true fact: Everyone in England has a spacial dimension in their pockets and bags.
and dont they have mandatory tea dispensers in every car aswell?
+The_ Archer1202 yup. We also have a small cake dispensers in our kettles.owt' else?
Hahahaha it's SO true!
Yep, i always lose my keys in there.
Or police boxes
4:02 I am adding one more sin to this sin count due to the fact that hippos cannot actually swim. They just jump around underwater. It is 113, thank you and goodnight
Lmao." I said he can stay, that doesn't make him my son"
"Dad?"
Sob lmao
We’re still missing:
Everything wrong with “Mulan”
Everything wrong with “Hercules”
Everything wrong with “Emporer’s new groove”
Cutie pie 2000 and Everythin Wrong with: Dumbo
There really wasn't much wrong with "Mulan"; even the "modern" lines happened among the spirits and not the human Chinese--with one or two exceptions.
monkeymouse That’s what YOU say! But what will Jeremy say?
monkeymouse no movie is without sin
I've seen so many of these things my mind is basically warped. I bet I can sin Mulan easily up to 50 points
I have to admit the part where he goes "YOU get a waterfall and YOU get a waterfall and YOU-" was hilarious!!!
How did i miss that? When did he said that?
i cried XD
Coulda done it for Attack of the Clones, too.
+Ernomobiili 4:44
I was looking for this comment LOLZ
I always thought from the conversation Kala and Kerchak have in the beginning about baby Tarzan being dangerous and if Kala was sure he was alone, that Kerchak had some past experiences with humans
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that Clayton was strangled to death
No, he was hanged.
Mason Bleyer Same thing
@@christophermadeloff6985 That's the good thing about hanging. It's a quick and painless death as long as it's done correctly.
His neck actually snapped
Yeah, them feet did the dangle shake.
How does he grow to be an adult without having any facial or chest or armpit hair ever develop on his body?
Electrolysis
because Disney
He waxes
It all went to his pubes, Jane's in for quite the ride
i think she already knows...
Tarzan is such an underrated classic. I'm suprised nobody talks about it as much as the other Disney movies at the time.
Hercules, Tarzan, The Black Cauldron, Sword in the Stone, Atlantis the Lost Empire, Emperor's New Groove, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Home on the Range.
I could keep going on the list of neglected Disney movies.
I thought Hercules was talked about. Guess I was wrong.
+EpicBoredPerson I agree with everything but brother bear that kinda deserves to be forgotten. that was one of the first movies my kid brain didn't automatically love
+meta527II You might hear about it, but it's not widely discussed.
Hercules last came out for a home release in 2014 before that it came out in 2000.
It's like Disney forgets a wide array of their own films for awhile.
Same thing for Dinosaur /;
20 years have passed..
And i just noticed that Tarzan is just the unmasked african version of spiderman
🤣😂🤣
Welcome to the jungle baby 😜
It's funny how Tarzan is his age,lives in the wild,and is perfectly shaved
In the book it talks about how he found the cabin (which was on the beach & not up in a tree...) when he was really young- under 10. The books in the cabin showed bunches of pictures of (European) people, and none had beards. So Tarzan slowly figures out how to use a knife that he also found in the cabin to shave. So the movie actually got this part right. No idea about the lack of chest hair, though.
I don't care how much you love someone you should always love civilization more😂
TheCstar07 no you shood not
should**
I will say, this film looked damn impressive back in 1999
And yet, it still does.
@@vanessaolbertz5340 maybe
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 not enitrely visually but the story, the characters, phil f**king collins, this is a masterpiece!
@@heartless604 language, but ur right tho
shit, it STILL looks gorgeous
When I was 11, I watched this movie at my grandma’s house. It was a bit scary at times, but seeing the shadow of Clayton’s lifeless body terrified me beyond belief.
"I don't care how much you love someone, you should love civilization more"
Meeee
Am I the only one who had no idea that Turk was a girl?
no you're not
I use to think Whoopi Goldberg's character in Lion King was a male hyena.
+Minetic OMG me too!
nope 🐺
+Minetic same 🐺
im surprised you didnt sin the fact that the water when tarzan tries to get an elephant hair keeps changing depths. at first it shallow enough for tandor and the other elephants to casually stand, then suddenly its deep enough for elephants to swim around in panic and not step on tarzan.
musicaddictor I totally agree! Also you spelled Tantor wrong.
Honestly didn't know Turk was a girl until many years after 1999.
WAIT! Turk is a GIRL?!?!? I always assumed Turk was Tarzan's best guy friend- boys that grew up next door to each other jungle-style.
@@141Jesusfreak Yeah, Turk is a very masculine girl. It shocked me as well. search it up
Omg same, I spent a long time before knowing Turk wasn't a dude. The fun part is that I even watched this movie in another language since I'm italian
i had to search Terk’s actor to figure out whether she was a girl or not because for 11 years I didn’t know
@@141Jesusfreak as did I dude as did I
2:00 I could imagine that as well, since Kerchak actually got to tackle Sabor for a bit before Tarzan took over to finish her off. They made it look like Sabor is incable of yielding to other animals two times her size and is occasionally even tougher than Kerchak.
Sin 43: the most dangerous thing he face was actually being under water with the hippopotamus which is the most deadly animal and aren't as cute as they seem in The Lion Guard
Camryn Faucette: wait... Hippos look cute
well most deadly in africa first of. and thats just the case if you rule out the mosquito.
The lion guard?
@@Pyrotechnical-wo1cw Hippos are freaking demons. They will bite you in half and leave your corpse for the buzzards FOR NO REASON. Don't let their cute faces fool you, they are one of the most terrifying monsters on the whole freaking planet.
@@sydneydowns3225 a tv show sequel of the lion king,its group is lead by simbas son
literatly surprised we didn't get a sin for the hanging scene
hey sorry for ask but would you like to sub and tell what you like about.
I agree, but maybe because of how badass it was. Then again, I'm surprised sins weren't taken off for it instead.
+SW. Mike
No, bad grammar doesn't mean you're an instant UA-cam Legend.
Or maybe his first language isn't English. But pointing out incorrect grammar in the comments sections is so clever, though! Gosh, I imagine everyone who sees the way you put that guy in his place will be awfully impressed. You must be super smart. You've earned a pat on the back, smart guy.
i would have subtracted 2 for the balziness of it
3:51
“Proof my brother descended from apes”
Me: *LMFAO!!!* 🤣
Tarzan is one of my favorite Disney movies ever but I couldn’t help agree with everything he said 😂
That is my reaction for all of his videos.
Also it's INCREDIBLY difficult, nigh impossible for someone to learn to speak after a certain age. Most of real feral children, even though they adapt to human lifestyle never learn how to speak properly.
Iirc, they can learn. But their English (or whatever language they learn) will be broken for sure.
+Lady Duck
Actually, he was right, after a certain age it's impossible to teach a human language to someone, they'll never get past the bare minimum of communication and would only have the vocabulary of a 3 to 5 year old.
I'm calling bullshit how can people learn how to speak other languages fluently then?
+William Garcia he means "speak" not learn a language, going like 15 years of your life never ever having communicated using words is what the problem is, not learning a new language. You have to learn language itself first
what the fuck are you talking about lmao, I know a couple people who learned a new langugae well into adulthood and it was nowhere near fucking impossible
4:51 - What the heck was that noise? Apparantly Tarzan's chest is made of... bongos?
What? That sounded normal.
Your comment made me laugh lol that funny
lol
I believe it.
Lol 😂 🥁
SPEAKING OF ANIMALS THAT SHOULD HAVE WON THAT FIGHT: In The Lion King Pumbaa should not have been running from Nala. A warthog would kick a lion's ass
Lmao 🤣
true, but warthogs tend to also run away from predators, and with Pumbaa's personality it makes sense for him so run instead of fighting back.
Maybe if Pumbaa were a mother with babies to protect, but since he got used to not having predators around, it makes sense he ran.
Shouldn't this discussion be on one of the lion king videos?
Only because predators don’t relentlessly attack a prey that’s obviously going to be a problem. This isn’t WWE, predators have to hunt and provide for themselves. In a fight to the death, the lion takes it, but the risk of getting injured and starving or becoming a handicap to the pride is too high, doesn’t matter if they bring that one warthog for that one meal but gets an injury that takes weeks or months to heal.
the only thing that went through my mind while watching this was “What if Tarzan was a girl, and would it change the movie at all”
Write a story about a female Tarzan! 🤷
She’ll probably have to lash her boobs with vines and leaves, otherwise, all the jumping around and flips would make her feel like they were being ripped off.
nothing on Clayton accidentally hanging himself in the vines? That was one of the most jarring things I ever saw as a child, it haunts me to this day.
DalyxKhan same
DalyxKhan Yeah that pissed me off that he didn't go over that part. In my opinion, it was the best scene in the movie
sumiko mak xze xin Literally the only way people could die, lol not making fun it just sounds funny
+Sam Gomez Well there's nothing to sin there now is it? You said ist yourself just now. If you, understandably, like that scene so much, take it als a compliment. Removing a sin there would also feel macabre and unlike most other sinremovals.
@@googlekleepsshowingmyname6040 Yeah but he could've said something about it. Idk, I'm more disappointed than annoyed, but yeah you have a good point
How could a sin not be taken off for the tree surfing? That animation was amazing.
Movie is a dick to physics.
@@MrGiantKillerMiller no cinemasins is dick to movie xD
8:05 lets be honest you probably would’ve sinned it for the “character poops their pants out of fear/nervousness” cliche
3:27
Pretty sure those are bush babies, which do have eyes like that lol
Do Everything wrong with Mean Girls
how dare u mean girls is perfect
Sorry, I had a sleepover a few days ago and my friend was on UA-cam she must have wrote that..... I actually haven't seen mean girls
Riyria_ Gaming y dude
no movie is without sin
Grell Sutcliffe No movie is without a sin, sorry
I think a mother gorilla would pound the CRAP out of a leopard, especially if it is trying to eat her cross-species adopted baby.
Yeah a leopard would never challenge an adult gorilla. Of course it is possible they manage to get to an artery before the gorilla asserted too much damage, but more likely they just wound the gorilla before either being pounded to death or escaping.
gorilla's can snap spines that leopard would die instantly
Any mother animal is the most deadly creature you'll fund if it's protecting its young.
But the film made it look like Sabor is incapable of defeat or yield from other competitive animals. Not to mention she almost kills Kerchak later on.
Yeah and I'm pretty sure leopards aren't nearly as big as the one in this movie
Watching this right after Pocahontas, it makes me realize they kinda have the same plot. I didn’t notice it until Tarzan got in his “dads” face trying to defend folks based on one he’s met, bc I remembered Pocahontas running up to save John and was also defending the humans based on one she’d met
You might want to edit this so that you aren't calling the Europeans "humans" implying that Pocahontas is not human... I know that isn't what you meant, but still
@@pizzadohpaz whoa!! I didn’t even notice that!
@@pizzadohpaz edited🤣
I love how kerchak talks to tarzan about the humans he don’t call him a disappointment he calls him by his name and address him as a protector then he adknowlegdes him as one of them and asked he to protect the family
Oh come on Phil Collins' soundtrack deserves at least 5 sins removed.
Agreed! Phil Collins is awesome!
Though judging by some of these comments, he's pretty hated for some reason.
I personally think it is very bad.
Hmmmmmmm no 2 then add 10 cause they used Phil collins
Who in their right mind hates phil collins? dam scrubs
It would be if he hadn't whiffed on every song by making it not quite actually about the movie.
He forgot to sin Clayton's death. That shit's fucking scary, even for Disney standards!
I need you Sir to go to the top of the comments
+King Cowfish You, sir, have no idea.
+Red Floyd You sir, deserve a standing ovation.
+Red Floyd Amen
Then he should REMOVE the sin
You get a watherfall, and you get a Watherfall, 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
When my younger brother was 3ish, he loved Tarzan so much, for half a year this movie was running on loop in our house. It's a wonder the VHS player didn't overheat and burst in flames...
Brush with legs like those Tarzan should be called Quadzilla. Seriously this dude didn't skip leg day
Disney never skips leg day
...wooow
You can't skip leg day when everyday is leg day...and arm day and back day and chest day and pretty much everything day.
+Piccolo Junior Piccolo! What are you doing here! YOU should be sinning these movies, not in the comment section!
+Piccolo Junior And Jaw day
At first I clicked on the video with an attitude because this is my all time favorite childhood movie, but his sarcasm eased the bitter sense😂
Riiight I was all like "ain't nothing wrong with my baby Tarzan" but when it got to the part where Tarzan was screaming and He said "no" and started cursing out the movie got me dead
You missed a sin
When Tarzan is fighting, he gets a scar. Some time later, the scar disapears
So does Sabor’s body.
I'd come at you for attacking a Disney 2D animated movie that follows the classical formula, but I'm sure 11k people have done it already and there are more to come.
*DING*
Question: what does Jane do now, when she’s on her period? I pity the girl
nothing?
@@Jmgjgdjd5 you obviously don't menstruate. Nothing is not an option.
@@mirjanbouma she could have sex
Jmgjgdjd5 you obviously are not female
@@Jmgjgdjd5 so? What's that got to do with what she does when menstruating?
Am I the only one who couldn't tell if Kurt was a girl or a boy
timburtonfan 1 nope, me too
I always that Kurt was a boy but it's a girl
Who's Kurt??
Nope also is it a girl??
Terk? You mean?
"I don't care how awesome a feral man beast you are, that waterfall would knock him on his ass."
I'm weaaaak.
I love you Cinema Sins...You crack me up!!
I wonder what Tarzan's name was before Kala named him that
Oh.... shit... just realized that
Disney didn't mention Tarzan's real name, BUT the TRUTH is:
Tarzan's REAL name is John CLAYTON III, he has a cousin named William Cecil CLAYTON too, they are the CLAYTON's and NONE of them are villains.
That is Tarzan's REAL ORIGIN from the REAL ORIGINAL Tarzan NOVEL, while Disney ADAPTED it and change CLAYTON into a VILLAIN character, HIDE THE TRUTH about CLAYTON.
You should read the novel IF you REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH about Tarzan.
The REAL ORIGINAL Tarzan is from NOVEL , NOT FROM DISNEY.
John.
Is it true that's his real name? Or is that only a theory?
meta527II lol of course it's not a theory. Tarzan has like 24 books about him. And the first one was written in 1912.
10:09
Poor Jeremy is having an existential crisis.
"l don't care how much you love someone, you should always love civilisation more" ....Loved that line😂😂😂😂😂😂
“GASP”
“That’s racist”
“That’s freaky looking okay that’s what it is”
“That’s even MORE racist”
2:26
Tarzan was taught English by a British woman and yet speaks with a perfect American accent.
Isabelle Ragan that's literally what I thought seeing it as a child. 🤔
Tony Goldwyn (Tarzan's voice actor) was supposed to speak with a British accent, but he couldn't master it properly, so he stuck with his natural American accent.
Honestly, this just made me really want to watch Tarzan...
unoriginaloriginals Tbh I liked this movie a lot
i'm watching it tonight
There definitely should have been a sin removed for the way the animators drew/animated Tarzan's phalanges and appendages to shape and move like an ape's. The way he would have moved around on his hands and feet for all those years would have definitely reconstructed the way his bones and tendons were supposed to grow. The way they his fingers and knuckles bend, even when he's not walking on them (picking things up, etc) is kept so consistent throughout the movie. Well done.
2:03 I think a gorilla would indeed own a leopard in a fight lol
Why haven't you've done The Prince of Egypt yet.
Because half the sins would be misconstrued as an attack on the Christian faith, in all likelihood.
Michael Noell That is a good point, but they mention it so much that they should do it
+Michael Noell I was thinking claims of anti-Semitism but yeah I guess some Christians claim it
Because the Jews and Christians would flip their shit
Because that would cause a religous flame war in the comment section.
sins for leopard attack that didn't even eat the people it killed. like why an you see their legs lying there
Easy, she thought "Great, I killed them, now to hide their remains in a tree... Oh, wait, they're already in one!"
+Jascha Bull She? When does it say Sabor's gender?
I'm not sure the movie itself does, but it seems most of the promotional material says Sabor's a leopardess.
In the book, Sabor is referred to as a "she."
I know Sabor's name comes from an African term for "saber", but in Spanish, "sabor" means "flavor". Remember that the next time you watch this leopard trying to eat the characters of this movie.
I know this channel is sattire or whatever, but Jesus, this movie is gorgeous. Period.
Is it weird that I only noticed that Jeremy said, “As a husband...”? Damn, Jeremy’s married? How did I not know that until now?
The thing about beards, Disney barely give any male main characters a beard
Elvis Nyasani That's beacist.
Why didn't Tarzan like gambling in the jungle?
There was too many cheetahs
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thank you for this
You're welcome 😂
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Tarzan favorite Christmas song is Jungle bells, jungle bells. #1 song Itunes
"proof my brother decended from apes" killed me on the spot 😂🤣
0:55
Mom Gorilla: I am going to go rescue my baby!
Dad Gorilla: No. it's not safe.
Mom Gorilla: But i have big freaking arms, i can go save--
Dad Gorilla: No.
5:48 even if Tarzan were younger than 17, that leopard was fully grown 17 years ago
Leopards typically live between 12-17 years, though the oldest one on record lived to be just over 24. At the absolute youngest, the leopard that killed Tarzan's parents was just barley under 2 years old. If the leopard was old af it would explain why Tarzan could beat it. OR, get this, it could maybe be a diffrent leopard.
Fun fact: Hippos don't swim. They leap off the bottom of the floor and propel themselves up and forward.
GioDragonTech Hippos are too heavy to swim, so they just walk on the bottom and jump around in the water, no matter the depth
Best worst swimmers
So basically, they're like me before I learned how to swim. :D
you high? they use their small tails to propel themselves underwater
That's what I do in the pool.... Am I a hippo???
Around 8:26 did we just witness Tarzan challenge the dominance of the alpha gorilla? The way he moved his body, chest, getting really close, and firmly pressing his fists down. If that was intentional on Disneys part then one sin removed for that.
2:10 Jeremy says he thinks “baby Tarzan is incapable of crying”, yet that was the very sound that alerted Kala to Tarzan’s existence in the first place. Losing ground, I think!
Sorry but tarzan's dad's moustache is the shit.
Best moustache in any Disney movie ever.
In words of TFS Vegeta:
"Moostache, moostache, moostache."
+Russell Brown agree
And yet Tarzan couldn't grow a full beard. In the books it's explained that he somehow learned and understood the concept of shaving while living in the jungle. As ridiculous as that is at least it was explained. Here they just said fuck it.
I came to say they shoulda removed 20 sins for that mustache. Honestly, dat stache.
No mention of the shadow of Clayton being hanged? You know. For kids!
Best family picture ever
***** Hahaha XD
I remember watching this movie several times when I was a kid, all those "non-appropriate for kids" stuffs just passed right over my head, I also remember none of them.
+Sans Yeah but.. when someone is hung they don't did immediately.
+Sans die* Damn auto correct bs
that was actually a nice little nod to the band Jane's Addiction at the end. nice
6:52 Ok, Rafiki from The Lion King had Mandrill face markings but a long baboon tail, so he's a hybrid. But ALL Disney baboons must have mandrill markings?
Its really cool that you guys do captions! not a lot of people do them and its really appreciated when someone does
I think Jeremy is partially deaf too, and that's why he put captions ^^
2:53. :(
Cinemasins, are you okay? Do you need a hug?
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5:43 I was playing Skyrim earlier wearing my amazing heavy armor with perks to calm down falling damage... and went over a small waterfall and died instantly. So I agree.
Gorilla's strength is about five times ours so that cat would die.
African leopards surprisingly can and do prey on gorillas. While they usually go for the females and juveniles for obvious reasons, leopards hunting silverbacks is not unheard of. Large male leopards can get to be 220 lbs and even though that’s only a bit more than half of a large silverbacks weight, big cats are fucking INSANE. Though I’d have to call bullshit on the scene where sabor easily fucks up Kerchak, she didn’t even bite him.
No, leopard would win unless ambushed. Gorilla's are stronger but leopards are better equipped. You can be the strongest person in the world but you're not gonna fair too well against a creature that's way faster with razor sharp teeth and claws and hunts for a living.
@@GyeongmiBaeb I mean a gorilla is certainly capable of fighting a leopard off, especially if they arm themselves with a branch or something but they still are the leopard’s prey and there’s PLENTY of reports of leopards killing gorillas both in the wild and in captivity. Plus leopards have been killed by humans before and it a human can do it, a gorilla certainty can. But I should say that the leopards that do prey on gorillas live in the African Congo basin and because they are the apex predator of that region, these leopards get larger and more powerful than anywhere else in the world and that’s what helps them prey on gorillas too. A normal Indian leopard would have a ROUGH time trying to dispatch a gorilla.