The WORST Magic the Gathering HORROR Stories @ Locals | Part 1 | Furries, Demons, & Aggression
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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A horror story that I'll NEVER get over is years ago a dude I knew in my local town went out with his xenagos deck and at a magic spot someone ripped his Gaea's cradle to prove it was fake. Was indeed not fake. He raised hell, scooped his stuff and just left. I dont think i could just leave
That dude wouldn't be leaving.
i would sue in small claims bro
I was playing Commander at an LGS one night, and it lasted for TWO HOURS because NO ONE was attacking. It was all, "Oh no, I can't attack my opponent, they might feel bad!"
One guy was playing Omnath, Locus of Rage, and he played Tempt with Vengeance and made forty elementals with haste. And. Didn't. Attack.
Two hours long, and it only ended because finally one guy sacrificed a Lord of Extinction to Jarad and killed everyone at once.
Dumbest game ever.
Had a guy I used to play with come over while a friend and her 4 year old daughter were at my place. Me playing abzan midrange back when rhinos and decay were playable, and him on gruul ponza with main deck blood moons. He goes to play blood moon, so I float a black and green mana to decay it after it resolves. Destroy the moon and he seriously picks his entire deck up and whips it across the room yelling and screaming..my friends daughter starts crying I look back at her and his decks all around her, he hit a 4 year old girl in the face over a game, where there wasn't any prizes or anything. Dude had serious anger issues obviously, but i told him he needed to go that shit isn't cool with me. Go get your shit and get out, and he needs to be glad I'm even letting him get his shit. Havent spoken to him since but still hear stories about him doing this kinda stuff and not having a group left to play with
assault a child, lose your deck. i wouldnt let him clean up, actions have conciquences.
Not really a horror story- just funny- I was playing my first draft after returning to MTG, and my second game the guy I was playing was really trying to mill himself out. I thought there were some shenanigans going on, so I made sure to end it before he got there. He finally was able to do it in the next game, and he just goes YES! I DID IT! That was his goal, there was no win-con associated with it. Good on him I guess.
based
Chaos LOL
Not my story, a good friend of mine works at a card shop, he usually runs the magic events and plays. This was a 5 person pod and the mothman deck had just come out not that long ago (yes this story is recent) but two people were going to play mothman (this was a just for fun deck the store doesn’t do prizes anyways) anyways, there was a guy who was notorious for anger issues and rage quitting, he packed up his stuff to leave and soemone asked him what was wrong, and this grown man started throwing shit, punching the wall, and yelling and crying because two people decided to play the same precon, he spent like 2k on a sliver deck and had only been playing for a few months I believe. My friend told him to leave and he punched my friend, he ran out and my buddy locked the door, with one of the players crying the other 2 people tried consoling them and then as my friend is about to lock it, the guy bursts the door open, hitting my friend again, and started to threaten my friend to let him back in. Anyways, my friend woke up to 40+ discord messages from the guy saying that no one wanted to talk to him anymore and how he can’t play magic anymore and crying again begging to let him back. Regardless to say, he was banned.
definitely make more of these, great content man
Thanks so much for the kind words! It was fun to make, and my first foray into branching out a little bit! I
Hey I’ve been to the store in opening photo. It’s Meta Games (I think) located in Springfield Missouri
Ever since I got back in the game, I've had an irrational fear of hurling all over my cards. It's never actually happened to me, nor have I heard of anyone else ever doing so. I mean, heaven forbid, right? 😅
It's never happened to me, but I could see where it would be highly unpleasant
imagine hiring contractors to renew your place not only to find out that there is piss in your walls now. wtf.
Urine trouble, for sure.
building a "Katilda, Dawnhart Martyr" and dunking it in garlic oil sounds like a fun gimmick.
dude that piss story is wild!! i would love for more of this!! good!
Never trust a fart.
I feel like there's more to this story
I’m real tempted to make up a much funnier story. But no, not going to do that. I would normally step away from a table for a moment if I couldn’t hold a fart. But my opponent was being a jerk. I’m ashamed I sank to his level and decided I’d try some “chemical warfare.” I tried to squeak one out. It seems that karma has a sense of humor. I did not feel a warm blast of dry air betwixt my cheeks. No, I felt something much wetter and with some weight to it. I had to concede the game and make a mad dash to the bathroom before the evidence leaked out of my tightie whities. Cleaned up and buried my soiled underwear WAAAAY down at the bottom of the garbage. I think folks knew I had an urgent bathroom need, but not that I had actually sharted. Anyway, the morals of the story are
1. Avoid Long John Silvers fried fish filets before FNM.
2. Never, ever, under any circumstances, trust a fart.
More please
I'm here for the cringe