Speedy Von Gofast before it was taken down my cousin and I played it togther ( yes in multiplayer ) and it turns out you cannot even see the other players online just muzzle flashes
Another thing too. The art assets and animations are all stolen from other people. As an character artist who works in the video game industry I just find that disgusting. The blood splatter so also taken from the first page of google images. Also the developer personally attacks people who makes negative videos about his game and flags them for copyright.
I recall you talking about this particular kind of people during your worth a buy of The Evil Within. The kind of people who enter the video game industry and just seek to cash in on whatever they can. Not really bothered about releasing quality games...they just want to cash in if thats remotely possible. Well this game is certainly a testament to what you said back then. I have no words.
take an image with a plane background off google images, open up paint, use the bucket tool to change the plain background colour to while, you'll be left with this
The creators of the Unity engine must be rolling to their graves since their engine is being used to create garbage like this. One of the biggest annoyance in this game are the eyesore (colourful) icons that blocked off 16% of the screen! Another 30% for distraction! The music is great though. What a great collab! Combining the different elements of African American hiphop and traditional Chinese music to a create single piece.
I find it amazing that you hadn't seen Sterling's coverage of the incident at the time you recorded this. Though all things considered, that just makes this more entertaining :D
Two things. First if the bell is really broke, fix it. I need that in my life. Two, you are now the new angry video game nerd. Always excited when I see your vid in my sub box.
Game's currently on sale on steam for 14 cents/pennies. With its trading cards current value, you can earn your money back. Although I wouldn't see a reason why you would still buy this game and unlock the cards rather than buy a toast that would be way more filling.
Just listening to the soundtrack alone tells you how terrible the game is. But one good thing did come out of this and it is the potential for a Mack's "Fuck, fuck, fuck you" remix of the soundtrack.
Your review is the best thing to happen to this game. It will bring them sales they would have never gotten. Review left me in tears of joy. Thanks lol!
mack, im looking for a online / sp shooter where i can sink thousands of ours in, what game do you reccomend? under 30$ pref a shooter or fighter game :D
Ok being a indie game developer my self i know how hard it can be to make a game even like this but that does not excuse this being put on steam put your games on gamejoit and kongregate. while still leaning funny video mac :P
I am a Videographer and editor outside of UA-cam and it took me the best part of 2 years hard unpaid work to get to the standard that I reached. My first productions were terrible but I made about 10 short documentaries/pilots that were only for training, I showed them to professionals and they gave me valuable critique. I studied under a TV producer/Director for free for 2 years and eventually I was able to do videos/TV Pilots/ Editing at a very high standard, shame the recession crippled my industry. This guy is trying to take the shot fast route to success and you simply can't because it does not exist, this game should have been a project, not a steam store product and Steam should be fixed with some sort of Quality control to stop this ever happening again.
***** Everyone is shit when they start a job that requires creativity as you need to find your feet, this guy clearly thinks he can sell all his projects and palm them off as full price games, he has another one: store.steampowered.com/app/314700 notice the customer reviews :( this chump needs sorting out.
You know what I think happened. I think a 14 year old said "I want to make a game." No shame in that its fine but you use Unity assets and then you put your FIRST EVER thats right your FIRST ever attempt at making a game on steam greenlight and make it look amazing then it actually gets greenlight and is a pile of shit you did something wrong. Thats what I think happened. What do you think happened.
mac, i got something new for you, ant simulator 2015, comming this summer, i hope you do a review on it, btw i am a ant keeper so i can add stuff that's inacurate in that game when it gets out aswell, i am just hoping it will be awesome
The problem is with these kind of games - if you start to ban them from Steam, then where is the line at which the games will be unfairly banned? For example: Goat Simulator might get banned from Steam as it has tonnes of lags which are left on purpose and etc.
The health went to -2% xD. I think he made the game in unity, let's say he used javascript. He could simply fix that bug by adding this js code. I don't know what he named his variables so I just made up the names. if (exampleHealth < 0) { exampleHealth = 0; }
this would have been better: if (gameFuckingSucks) { GrowUp (); System.Delete ("C/Users/Asshole/Unity Projects/Slaughtering grounds); Debug.Log ("I am a bitch"); }
I tried to warn you about this "game" Mack lol. My favorite part is the blood effects they stole from google images and couldn't be bothered to get rid of the white outline when slapping them into this game. What did you think of the British phone box sitting proudly next to a USP box and red fire hydrant? Btw, there's 3 maps. You have to wait out the timer to see the others. Don't worry if you die though... you'll still move to the next map when the timer expires. Basically, you can beat this game simply by just sitting around waiting about 45minutes for the timers. Don't have to do a damn thing. :) Going to link this to the idiot at DH that banned me from their forum and still, to this day, thinks it's illegal for critics/players/etc to do videos like this, and that they have a legal leg to stand on in getting them removed(even after Jim Sterling made a complete mockery of them for repeatedly attacking his channel).
In my defence I was gifted this game.
Hey guess what, Digital Homicide were banned from Steam and all of their games (including this one) were removed from the store!! :D
Speedy Von Gofast before it was taken down my cousin and I played it togther ( yes in multiplayer ) and it turns out you cannot even see the other players online just muzzle flashes
That plane was amazing lol, can't stop laughing, unfortunately people may actually pay for this... And that isn't funny at all.
those 8 dislikes are from the developers.
10/10 - IGN would bang again
Did you see Jim Sterling play this game? The Dev went insane
I seen that! they slammed him calling him a liar and saying his review was worthless!
bunch of cunts as well as being totally incompetent it seems
Haha truly, truly!
"Jim Fucking Sterling Son! XD"
No but am going to go watch now, should I be worried
Worth A Buy It's a hilarious shitfest. Make sure you watch the whole 'saga'
I'm glad this game was made just for this review! When I saw that plane...I nearly lost it...I was laughing so hard that my sternum was hurting!
I saw this "game"'s review somewhere else and WAB showed up in my feed, I was like
"Oh boy, this is going to be golden"
I wasn't disapointed
You played this game for 9 minutes. You are a warrior.
Funniest review I've ever watched of yours, fucking great.
You should watch his Lord of the Rings review.
King Tutankhamun I still thing my Godus review is the funniest.
Worth A Buy clickclickclickclick...
Worth A Buy click your balls!
Worth A Buy Hahahaha Yea, Mack. Keep it up, WAB 2015, every rants must ring a bell.
Someones uploaded a 10hr loop of the audio track.
This is the best game I've ever played. It's so good that I got it for my girlfriend on Valentine's Day.
Did she dump you?
Nah... she only stopped sharing her steam games with me for now
"... got it for my *ex-girlfriend* ..."
FTFY mate
You're going to have to buy her something really expensive to make up for this. You kind of shot yourself in the foot here.
Testy Mctest I would trick my ex-girlfriend with this. I would be like "With love from ME!" and then she would see how much I love her! :D
When I saw the plane flying sideways I fell from the chair laughing XD
I literally laughed until I cried at the plane part 5:48
it bothers me that the crosshairs dont line up with the gun barrel
+portyMD You know your game sucks if your protagonist can't even aim properly
The plane is flying sideways! hahaha That's an epic, EPIC fail.
Why did that poor bell have to fall victim because of bad games like this
R.I.P Mack's Bell 2015 :'|
even if it is a gift i would still want compensation for the mental anguish of playing this shite
Lol, the title is definitely 'Killing Floor'... Slaughtering Grounds...? Yeah, so original.
Is it Worth a fucking Buy son?
I've just been singing the music out loud as I watched the video. After a few mins, my missus shouted over and told me to shut the fuck up. Bless her.
“THE PLANEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ITS FLYING FUCKING SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!”
Another thing too. The art assets and animations are all stolen from other people. As an character artist who works in the video game industry I just find that disgusting. The blood splatter so also taken from the first page of google images. Also the developer personally attacks people who makes negative videos about his game and flags them for copyright.
Some corpses materialized behind you in the main menu when you quit out.
11/10 GoTC, it's too real for me, I can't handle this.
"I just smashed me bell"
Man. I died laughing at the end...
Get your Mack's Bell DLC for 6.99, it lasts 2 videos when its up you have to buy a new one, however each bell DLC goes up by 2.00. Genius :)
The ending commentary nearly made me spit my drink all over my desk and monitor! Bravo! Funny as hell.
"fk you fk fk you, fk you fk fk fk you " hahaha
Best review I've seen by you. Especially the sliding plane! Made me laugh my guts out!
3:27 a game so awful it forgot to render the elevator that belongs to the shaft
I recall you talking about this particular kind of people during your worth a buy of The Evil Within. The kind of people who enter the video game industry and just seek to cash in on whatever they can. Not really bothered about releasing quality games...they just want to cash in if thats remotely possible.
Well this game is certainly a testament to what you said back then. I have no words.
Mack, I cannot tell you how much I laugh every time you press that bell!! Fantastic addition to one of my favourite UA-cam channels. Keep it up, sir.
I don't get it, what exactly is the white stuff around the blood? Was the game just glitchy with it? Al
take an image with a plane background off google images, open up paint, use the bucket tool to change the plain background colour to while, you'll be left with this
crusty shit around the sides. alpha channeling done correctly would account for that crush as having a degree of tranperancy
Macks back on the bell. Love it! Thank you for the hilarious bell rage and the honest game review.
Are you playing as the gun?
"The plane is flying fucking sideways!" XD I couldn't breath at that part
"Fuck you Fuck Fuck you!" Funny as fuck
The creators of the Unity engine must be rolling to their graves since their engine is being used to create garbage like this.
One of the biggest annoyance in this game are the eyesore (colourful) icons that blocked off 16% of the screen! Another 30% for distraction!
The music is great though. What a great collab! Combining the different elements of African American hiphop and traditional Chinese music to a create single piece.
I was sad when the video ended. Your reviews like this one make me laugh every time :)
Oh god no, is the bell all right!?
That bell is the best gift you ever got lol :D
I find it amazing that you hadn't seen Sterling's coverage of the incident at the time you recorded this.
Though all things considered, that just makes this more entertaining :D
Two things. First if the bell is really broke, fix it. I need that in my life. Two, you are now the new angry video game nerd.
Always excited when I see your vid in my sub box.
Game's currently on sale on steam for 14 cents/pennies. With its trading cards current value, you can earn your money back.
Although I wouldn't see a reason why you would still buy this game and unlock the cards rather than buy a toast that would be way more filling.
Remember when Jim was good and played this game?
I fucking love the fact that you actually use the term "Bantha Piss". It's great.
You are my favorite game reviewer on UA-cam. I love the bell!!!
game of the Year...
Just listening to the soundtrack alone tells you how terrible the game is. But one good thing did come out of this and it is the potential for a Mack's "Fuck, fuck, fuck you" remix of the soundtrack.
I love your bell hammering meltdowns xD
That was soo funny :P your parody of that song made me cry with laughter!
Your review is the best thing to happen to this game. It will bring them sales they would have never gotten. Review left me in tears of joy. Thanks lol!
Meanwhile, my jaw is dropping at the plane going through the skybox so obviously.
I love how you have an actual bell on your desk.
Hilarious video..when u hummed "fuck u" with the background music lol
5:51 I passed away. Great video. Laughed alot.
"I just smashed me bell."
That could have been the whole review right there.
thanks Mack, I bought 10 copies of this gem due to your recommendation.
I subscribe to you solely because of your epic rants. Keep em coming.
I'll wait for this to go on steam sales, Then I shall laugh and continue on my way.
Is this game not available on Steam anymore?
can you do a miscreated worth a buy video please would like your input as this game looks promising.
Love it when he starts hammering that bell thingy when he loses it. XD
I always die at the "fuck you, fuck fuck you," part
mack, im looking for a online / sp shooter where i can sink thousands of ours in, what game do you reccomend? under 30$ pref a shooter or fighter game :D
counter strike...
DB6 CS is good, Insurgency is good, I loved Far cry 3 if you like a god story with survival aspects and a great villain.
I'm shocked Mack made it to about 5 min before the bell came out hahaha - love that bell
Notice that the blood splatters on the side of your screen are from google images and they're just cropped and badly cropped.
IGN 10/10
- it's ok
This game would have been awesome 20 years ago.
Ok being a indie game developer my self i know how hard it can be to make a game even like this but that does not excuse this being put on steam put your games on gamejoit and kongregate. while still leaning funny video mac :P
I am a Videographer and editor outside of UA-cam and it took me the best part of 2 years hard unpaid work to get to the standard that I reached. My first productions were terrible but I made about 10 short documentaries/pilots that were only for training, I showed them to professionals and they gave me valuable critique. I studied under a TV producer/Director for free for 2 years and eventually I was able to do videos/TV Pilots/ Editing at a very high standard, shame the recession crippled my industry. This guy is trying to take the shot fast route to success and you simply can't because it does not exist, this game should have been a project, not a steam store product and Steam should be fixed with some sort of Quality control to stop this ever happening again.
Worth A Buy agreed.
***** Everyone is shit when they start a job that requires creativity as you need to find your feet, this guy clearly thinks he can sell all his projects and palm them off as full price games, he has another one: store.steampowered.com/app/314700 notice the customer reviews :( this chump needs sorting out.
You know what I think happened. I think a 14 year old said "I want to make a game." No shame in that its fine but you use Unity assets and then you put your FIRST EVER thats right your FIRST ever attempt at making a game on steam greenlight and make it look amazing then it actually gets greenlight and is a pile of shit you did something wrong. Thats what I think happened. What do you think happened.
bn dawg I bet you are not far wrong.
Those beats are banging lol
Guys guys everyone needs to donate to Mack,he needs a new bell
mac, i got something new for you, ant simulator 2015, comming this summer, i hope you do a review on it, btw i am a ant keeper so i can add stuff that's inacurate in that game when it gets out aswell, i am just hoping it will be awesome
The dream of Steam, 2015, 8/10 IGN
OMG THE TUNE IS AWESOME!!!
Thanks Mack, now I can't get that song out of my head! Walking around the house singing f*** you, f*** f*** you....
Mack would you rather play this or Rambo? lol
Haha this is one of your best reviews Mac! I love watching your video's! Omg this game seriously.....
That is some well cropped blood.
Just choked on my tea laughing at this. Literally almost died with laughter! Keep it up man! :)
That music is a killer
Mack, there was obviously just a hell of a crosswind that day. lrn 2 fizziks
they all float down here
Wonderful review... reminded me of "Fuck it, we'll do it live!"
I fucking love you Mac XD
The problem is with these kind of games - if you start to ban them from Steam, then where is the line at which the games will be unfairly banned? For example: Goat Simulator might get banned from Steam as it has tonnes of lags which are left on purpose and etc.
So I take it this is a recommendation to buy the game?
The health went to -2% xD. I think he made the game in unity, let's say he used javascript. He could simply fix that bug by adding this js code. I don't know what he named his variables so I just made up the names.
if (exampleHealth < 0)
{
exampleHealth = 0;
}
this would have been better:
if (gameFuckingSucks)
{
GrowUp ();
System.Delete ("C/Users/Asshole/Unity Projects/Slaughtering grounds);
Debug.Log ("I am a bitch");
}
***** xD
I think I played this on a flash game site like 10 years ago hahaha
I will only buy this is they sell the soundtrack for steam music! I NEED THAT MUSIC!
YES!
I was hoping for this!
3:27 the pit Rated R
3:27 if you jump down there you can fall through the map.
I'm waiting for the day after the intro you say 'is it fuck'
I'm new to the channel. What's with the bell?
Those blood textures lmao.
Funniest thing was watching the plane go sideways....Oh dear!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to warn you about this "game" Mack lol. My favorite part is the blood effects they stole from google images and couldn't be bothered to get rid of the white outline when slapping them into this game. What did you think of the British phone box sitting proudly next to a USP box and red fire hydrant? Btw, there's 3 maps. You have to wait out the timer to see the others. Don't worry if you die though... you'll still move to the next map when the timer expires. Basically, you can beat this game simply by just sitting around waiting about 45minutes for the timers. Don't have to do a damn thing. :)
Going to link this to the idiot at DH that banned me from their forum and still, to this day, thinks it's illegal for critics/players/etc to do videos like this, and that they have a legal leg to stand on in getting them removed(even after Jim Sterling made a complete mockery of them for repeatedly attacking his channel).
That music is going to haunt my dreams..
Never mind the phone box am more worried about the fire hydrant.....
I laughed so hard Mack, thanks for the review. RIP Bell
''Fu*beep*ck you, Fu-Fu-ck you.'' LOL