Anon's Anonymous Mare Sex Hotline

Anon’s hot new business venture doesn’t quite go to plan.
Based on clips from:
ponepaste.org/...
AI voices made with RVC models on HaySay:
haysay.ai
​⁠Background art - ‪@HazySkies‬
Additional voice - ‪@BGMPonyDegeneracy‬
Other voices - Anonymous

[@pbmultiverse2383]

Barely started it but, I'd listen to an hour of derpy talking about muffins to a confused anon

[@wieiisherepico]

"phones don't have sex"

[@AnonymousSilence-nd3zb]

The fact that Derpy knows what sex is is both awesome and terrifying.

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

@@AnonymousSilence-nd3zb Dinky kinda implies she does

[@SillyPone]

Derpy is such a sweet, cinnamon muffin.

[@pogoknight428]

Cinnamuffin?

[@TalonMerlin777]

Oh my Celestia Twilight is comitting unspeakable crimes.

[@the42project_II]

This is fucking cursed. I love it.

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

Remember:
Be Hot
Be Naughty
Be Courteous

[@humansvd3269]

The photos on the desk....wait, is that Apple Bloom?! Okay, take a seat over there Anon.

[@ClipperAnon]

ToT

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

@@ClipperAnonChris Hoofsen will have a word with you shortly. 🪑

[@Zackgotmoves]

So we are just ignoring the picture of apple bloom here☠️

[@BGMPonyDegeneracy]

Nice work!

[@Lover_of_ebrietas]

The king🗿

[@therish6095]

The Goat

[@shulk3401]

The One and Only

[@TalonMerlin777]

The Master.

[@DavidLubas]

Look who's here

[@WorldWalker128]

Given the funky names pony-folk have for things, Derpy's mistake is a rather easy one to make.

[@dankvk6363]

Upon multiple viewings, did anyone else notice that Trixie did not refer to herself in the 3rd person twice?
"I fucking love pinecones! I really *pained Trixie noise*"

[@Synthen]

Come on, give Derpy her stud muffins! 😆

[@icel8828]

Derpy is too pure for this universe

[@beam97089]

Nah Trixie is tripping

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

Was gonna say she ought to touch herself in front of a mirror if her ego is that high but that pine cone was wild! 💀

[@Kostr184]

That voice change when Anon heard Twilight.. Damn😅

[@jellojiei6061]

Walk up to twilight after this pick her up and start reading the book of pie to her, well rubbing her belly.

[@ClipperAnon]

L-lewd

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

Is Spike doing okay in therapy?

[@Pabbley]

Derpy is a treasure, I love this!

[@GaryCandyPrince]

They're literally horses 😭😭😭😭

[@buttercup_saiyan]

The Twilight one was so absurd, very funny.

[@hannahnelson4569]

Definitely one of the pony videos of all time. Good job!
The Dash sound effects were hillarious and on character.

[@jellojiei6061]

I only saw the bottles of alcohol after 8:24 the added detail really made me laugh now I know they only added some bottles or one bottle which is still awesome more please with twilight.

[@Xnopish]

Real Brony content

[@HazySkies]

Loved every bit of this, it turned out great! Can't tell which of the Derpy or Dashie segments was my favorite of them. Glad to have provided the visual assets; learned a lot while vectoring a majority of them, especially the mare polaroids.

[@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131]

I hope this one becomes a series 😂

[@TruthOrMare]

What a helpful man helping countless mares relieve their stress and tension.

[@ronen44444447]

This is golden.. I love how you really got into it with Luna

[@PowerSkiff12]

That’s not luna

[@ronen44444447]

​@@PowerSkiff12 what fo you mean? She clearly Said "Ruler of the night". Do you mean to say she's NMM, not Luna..?
They're the same QT in my eyes

[@ClipperAnon]

Is NMM.

[@mateturmainze8659]

​@@PowerSkiff12Bruh Luna is nightmare moon version of luna

[@HandheldGamer1991]

The trixie part had me on the ground trying to catch my breath XD

[@mco9452]

I think to have found my dream job
Love this fandom so much great job!

[@ArchiverOfWorlds]

this is based

[@cian.o]

Why do the ponies mess with anon, leave the green man alone.

[@WorldWalker128]

It sure ain't easy being green.

[@omlo9093]

Dang Twi would be easy, all you'd need would be to talk about standard deviation and how you'd deviate as her outlier. lol

[@ClipperAnon]

You plus her, minus clothes, divide legs and multiply ;)

[@laahocsm0019]

This was an incredible auditory experience. I can't tell if I should feel sorry for Anon or feel envious of him. I hope Spike is alright. I found it kind of cute how concerned Anon got about him. Those two must be close.

[@WorldWalker128]

In most Anon-fics that have Spike in them they're either the best of friends, or Anon hates Spike with a passion for reasons that are almost never specified.

[@GaryCandyPrince]

Why TF would you be jealous of someone having horses talking dirty to them 💀

[@lololghi7909]

@@GaryCandyPrinceWhy WOULDNT you?

[@LocalGameAddict4506]

Ponies Hotline ASMR lol

[@memeemporer11]

not applebloom 😭

[@TheCentriole]

Oh man this is my new favorite fandom series (fingers crossed)

[@JMatt-k9w]

Would it be a series? It's fantastic😻

[@Psrj-ad]

Now THIS!
is ART!

[@Lugiamasterbrony]

Honestly this is a fun listen.

[@Aneggthatdidnteat]

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE PICTURES ON THE TABLE 😭

[@Caliban612]

Hazy did a great job on the background art. Jealous of that view.

[@LouMou62]

Where were you recording this? And how did you keep a straight face?

[@ClipperAnon]

All recorded in the spare bedroom of the Golden Oaks Library. Was hard to keep from laughing while editing it all together.

[@0L1V3.B]

I NEED MORE OF THIS IT'S SO FUNNY

[@magicmoon7162]

6:07 "Okay then Twi- . . . Ma'am"
8:00 WAIT THERE IN THE SAME HOUSE???

[@SleepyBus-en7zu]

Oh my goodness there most be more.

[@Gottobun_Kimetsu5172]

Trixie is very Crazy

[@SunIsLost]

Why am I here, this is so cursed lol

[@ClipperAnon]

You were always meant to come here :)

[@colacolacolacolacola]

​@@ClipperAnon meant to *what* here? 🤨

[@crossdive7615]

Please make this into a series

[@AlexanderRTR]

Oh... I just realized that I was listening in English... Oh my God

[@josephmalby6644]

Please make more about other ponies. That was so funny!😂

[@frankiebeato4680]

Nice video hope there's more of this video continuation in the future

[@themasterchefcollection8519]

Did a good job with the hotline guy voice 👌

[@FirestormDDash]

Hoof touching is always a pasture to far. 😂

[@CosmicWavS]

Did Clipper do this to live out his fantasy

[@xenoblaze7618]

Does celesta know about this? And if so I don’t know what she’s going to do with you to be honest.

[@bluebolt_mlp]

Real.

[@dankvk6363]

"Help me please! She strapped my mouth to her-" *dial tone*...

[@jewel8201]

Comedy gold

[@SleepyBus-en7zu]

Wow derpy doesn't understand but that means.

[@matty4z]

not sure which ending is funnier? twilight's or trixies hahaha XD

[@Christopher20305]

This is getting demonetized 💀

[@ClipperAnon]

If YT wants to take away all zero of my dollars, then so be it.

[@silver45470]

Fantastic

[@LinkinSphereLowara1499]

what the fuck

[@DulcetNuance]

LOL Pinecone...

[@MPJBD-MLP_2nd]

Oh baby oh baby oh baby

[@poniponiponiponiponi]

hey alright

[@roadstellroadstell7170]

Llevo 15 minutos riendome de esto xDDDDD

[@AlphaOkami13759]

The guy with a green mask and question mark....hah only real fans know he did sally acorn in the ....Sally in season comic

[@LUNA_076]

❤

[@hmompoint]

That's not rain 💀

[@pizzapatriot1769]

Why is Apple Bloom’s photo a part of this? Isn’t she a kid?

[@ClipperAnon]

Anon living dangerously.

[@pizzapatriot1769]

@@ClipperAnon ☹️she needs an adult.

[@ClipperAnon]

Anon’s an adult.

[@pizzapatriot1769]

@@ClipperAnon can we get another adult? I feel like that would be a conflict of interest. We must protect Apple Bloom!

[@TimberWolfer63]

What goes on behind the scenes of the show

[@ClipperAnon]

Anon curled up in the corner, fetal position, drinking and crying.

[@Fückcoldraven]

💀 what the hell is this

[@Stupidity13channel]

What!? Phones don't have sex!

[@Cat_Guard_648]

maybe these bronies were right on something... ponies are funny

[@littlepipstv4068]

This video is so extremely I just don't know why 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅oh goodness 6:50 whole video is funny

[@jetstream_samm]

pls second part

[@evenava88]

Смартфон VIVO

[@Jerkwad152]

LMFAO!!! 🤣

[@griggletv6974]

Just why is all I have to ask

[@ClipperAnon]

Why not?

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

@@ClipperAnonI’m looking forward to when Maud calls! 😂

[@Slushyplushi]

man wth

[@kmnpi7fv2023]

Part 2?????????🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp]

So gay, ugg

[@silverwisheszx2070]

3:37

[@PowerSkiff12]

I didn't realize the clouds during moon's phone call nice touch

[@LuisVasquez-h2p]

I could listen to this for a hour or 2
Damn am I grateful 🥲