Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

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  • @melpalmer6412
    @melpalmer6412 4 роки тому +14550

    This came out 13**** years ago and I still have the whole thing memorized

    • @snoman1433
      @snoman1433 4 роки тому +56

      :)

    • @vicky69420
      @vicky69420 4 роки тому +29

      @@snoman1433 lol

    • @melpalmer6412
      @melpalmer6412 4 роки тому +69

      @MooNx gacha ... Lucky for me, I’ve had multiple UA-cam accounts over my lifetime.

    • @Skybound808
      @Skybound808 4 роки тому +34

      @@melpalmer6412 i am a master at making fake emails to get a free month on Netflix and putting empty credit card numbers too

    • @snoman1433
      @snoman1433 4 роки тому +3

      @@melpalmer6412 :)

  • @quels8560
    @quels8560 4 роки тому +12008

    I love how the longest books have the shortest summaries.

    • @sagem7716
      @sagem7716 4 роки тому +72

      Rugiyya Salma I- I’m pretty sure they meant the whole book series but okay

    • @quels8560
      @quels8560 4 роки тому +131

      @@Logmanout I know, but as the series progresses, the books get longer, but in this, the summaries get shorter.

    • @anushkaauddy2126
      @anushkaauddy2126 4 роки тому +35

      @@quels8560 yea but no SNAPE (but I still like the song)

    • @cadychaos
      @cadychaos 4 роки тому +23

      hello_world8467 actually that isn’t all true the longest book in the series in the order of the Phoenix, then deathly hallows

    • @quels8560
      @quels8560 4 роки тому +10

      @@cadychaos I meant in general-- you know what, this is a youtube comment, this is way too serious xD

  • @RedRose-fw8hh
    @RedRose-fw8hh 4 роки тому +13634

    All 7 books in 1 sentence “Harry’s in mortal danger

  • @gamingwithdg785
    @gamingwithdg785 Рік тому +1271

    The "Split your soul seven parts of a whole" and "there once was a boy named harry who constantly conquered death" gave me literal chills

  • @gbomikayode1194
    @gbomikayode1194 4 роки тому +8780

    “Harry’s in mortal danger” pretty much sums up the entire series lol😅

  • @gryffindorgirl8874
    @gryffindorgirl8874 4 роки тому +39479

    All Potterheads have this masterpiece memorized

  • @rkko_
    @rkko_ 4 роки тому +4177

    I still don't understand why nobody is appreciating the hand-drawn art that represents which part of the series he's singing

  • @Imwatchingyou_
    @Imwatchingyou_ Рік тому +1125

    As a child, because of this song, I thought Cedric’s name was in fact Edward Cullen.

  • @MaddiPearce
    @MaddiPearce 3 роки тому +3458

    POV: you’re watching this to see if you remember the lyrics and unsurprisingly you do

    • @Hannah_Riddle
      @Hannah_Riddle 3 роки тому +29

      True and honestly i am proud to be a Potterhead having this memorised

    • @Thatmelodygirl123
      @Thatmelodygirl123 3 роки тому +10

      I always have this song stuck in my head so I hum and sing it a lot

    • @Hannah_Riddle
      @Hannah_Riddle 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thatmelodygirl123 same honestly

    • @aloserlmao5292
      @aloserlmao5292 3 роки тому +5

      help i can sing every word

    • @Hannah_Riddle
      @Hannah_Riddle 3 роки тому +1

      @@aloserlmao5292 same but i tend to mess up some words for order of the pheonix part

  • @goztepeca1925
    @goztepeca1925 5 років тому +3421

    There’s 8 long movies,
    7 long chapter books,
    And you just described it in 99 seconds. 😂

    • @altheaisthebest7024
      @altheaisthebest7024 5 років тому +22

      There is also Harry Potter and the cursed child though get your Harry Potter straight 😂

    • @hoshinosz
      @hoshinosz 5 років тому +13

      @@altheaisthebest7024 thats just a play

    • @ravensucks
      @ravensucks 5 років тому +10

      @@hoshinosz no its not, its a book and its canon.

    • @thomasblkwife
      @thomasblkwife 5 років тому +16

      Actually the _Cursed Child_ is not the eighth book. It's more of a sequel of what happened over the past 19 years

    • @ravensucks
      @ravensucks 5 років тому +6

      @@thomasblkwife a sequel can also be a book you know, and jk rowling even made it canon, making it a book now.

  • @achufflol3628
    @achufflol3628 5 років тому +3824

    “and Harry’s in mortal danger”
    Me: since when isn’t he?

    • @hayasajjid6083
      @hayasajjid6083 4 роки тому +32

      Lmao
      Every year

    • @Watercolor_Moon
      @Watercolor_Moon 4 роки тому +51

      Harry Potter in 4 words
      Harry's in mortal danger

    • @Dragon-hu5ev
      @Dragon-hu5ev 4 роки тому +17

      Correction: Harry’s in immortal danger, because HOW THE FRICK HAS HE SURVIVED EVERYTHING SO FAR?!

    • @slibiditanu
      @slibiditanu 4 роки тому +2

      he means because wut Dobby said and Basilisks

    • @jeremyheere7953
      @jeremyheere7953 4 роки тому

      achuff lol ik

  • @Marianna-i4c
    @Marianna-i4c Рік тому +193

    years later, and i still remember the entire song. Can we also talk about how mutch emotion they have while singing this?

    • @strayfreckles
      @strayfreckles Рік тому +8

      *he. It's the same person

    • @C4DD1333
      @C4DD1333 Рік тому +2

      @@strayfrecklesWHAAAAAAAAAT

    • @jedisalsohere
      @jedisalsohere Рік тому +3

      ​@@C4DD1333I love there're still people being shocked by this twelve years later

  • @dancingcockroaches2400
    @dancingcockroaches2400 4 роки тому +2367

    Revised Version
    The Philosopher’s/ Sorcerer’s Stone: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Chamber of Secrets: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Goblet of Fire: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Order of the Phoenix: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Half-Blood Prince: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The Deathly Hallows: Harry’s in mortal danger
    The series in a nutshell: Harry’s in mortal danger

  • @suhanibangia
    @suhanibangia 2 роки тому +6690

    If Harry Potter's life could be described in 2 sentences-
    1. Harry's in mortal danger
    2. He constantly conquered death

  • @ChumpkinPumpkin
    @ChumpkinPumpkin 8 років тому +9215

    I MEMORIZED THIS SINCE IT CAME OUT ITS BEEN 5 YEARS AND I STILL REMEMBER EVERY WORD AND YET I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I HAD LEARNED IN MATH THE DAY BEFORE SMH

    • @briannachristaaxo
      @briannachristaaxo 8 років тому +23

      SAME

    • @claireleech2133
      @claireleech2133 8 років тому +39

      I only found this a week ago and i know all of it

    • @khorale
      @khorale 8 років тому +10

      me too

    • @honeymuffinx
      @honeymuffinx 8 років тому +19

      OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT... i've been singing this for years and know every word and just came back after years of not seeing it and i can still say it

    • @khorale
      @khorale 8 років тому +6

      yeah i love this

  • @rabiacerencrac7383
    @rabiacerencrac7383 Рік тому +340

    Let's be honest, the line we all sing best is "Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?"

    • @TheSheaBeez
      @TheSheaBeez Рік тому +8

      It took me hours to nail this song and at the end the hardest part is the easiest. In other words: yeah I agree.

    • @Nate-fb1rr
      @Nate-fb1rr Рік тому +8

      I think the chamber of secrets part is the easiest

    • @carmen7551
      @carmen7551 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Nate-fb1rrthat and the goblet of fire

    • @Nate-fb1rr
      @Nate-fb1rr Рік тому +1

      @@carmen7551 yes

    • @sombreroduck
      @sombreroduck Рік тому

      true

  • @vcrafts8191
    @vcrafts8191 4 роки тому +2050

    I bet you that all of these dislikes are Umbridge's fake accounts. Gee she has a ton

    • @zainabshekason4867
      @zainabshekason4867 4 роки тому +6

      Y didn’t I think of that...

    • @MrBebb
      @MrBebb 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @AlexAnIdiot_
      @AlexAnIdiot_ 4 роки тому +1

      Crazy

    • @aria-chamie1922
      @aria-chamie1922 4 роки тому +4

      _Hem Hem_
      I’m sure I misunderstood you, Val C, so silly of me. But it sounded as a teensy moment that you were suggesting that I am salty!

    • @helenclark2942
      @helenclark2942 4 роки тому +7

      Don’t forget some might be dracos

  • @sirswagger21
    @sirswagger21 4 роки тому +2531

    Everybody's talking about the lyrics, but nobody's talking about the guy that beatboxes, makes chords, and raises up all the papers
    Edit: even if it's the same person, it would still take a lot of sync and practice to get it perfectly!

  • @gelo6666
    @gelo6666 4 роки тому +5949

    J.K. Rowling: writes 7 books
    Them: 99 seconds. Take it or leave it.

    • @nived_4558
      @nived_4558 4 роки тому +112

      Not 'them'.. They are same person 😂

    • @pulkitseth277
      @pulkitseth277 3 роки тому +56

      Yeah i also thought they were twins but they are not

    • @foxyrul2769
      @foxyrul2769 3 роки тому +32

      Wait what? There not twins

    • @gunnartangeman241
      @gunnartangeman241 3 роки тому +30

      Nope there the same person

    • @Lacie9
      @Lacie9 3 роки тому +26

      @@nived_4558 them is also a singular pronoun

  • @Ngonnagiveyouup
    @Ngonnagiveyouup Рік тому +98

    This song is the reason I started Harry Potter and now I am officially a Potter head. This song deserves respect

  • @vitat.3300
    @vitat.3300 4 роки тому +10600

    The future children won't realize this is the most legendary song for their potterhead parents-

    • @w3nd1g04
      @w3nd1g04 4 роки тому +118

      lol im 8 and i didint care about harry potter until last week and now im ubsessed and i memorized it
      (i turn 9 on november 22) :3 rip dobby T~T
      and i hope bellatrix burned in hell after molly killed her

    • @rowblox6703
      @rowblox6703 4 роки тому +22

      Omg my bday is the same as yours accept I’m turning 12

    • @Trashcancrows
      @Trashcancrows 4 роки тому +6

      Yasssss

    • @shanaviapearson5384
      @shanaviapearson5384 4 роки тому +11

      I just watched it yesterday to see what everyone was on about and now..I’m too damn deep

    • @emerygacha6630
      @emerygacha6630 4 роки тому +33

      @@w3nd1g04 if you're 8 what are you doing here-

  • @soh9557
    @soh9557 3 роки тому +5374

    J. K Rowling taking over 7 years to write all the books:
    Him: Give me 99 seconds

    • @raviolae3590
      @raviolae3590 3 роки тому +34

      UNDERRATED

    • @phoebe3998
      @phoebe3998 3 роки тому +28

      this comment is underrated xD

    • @mr19flag
      @mr19flag 3 роки тому +8

      Well no because tgf each book has over 350 pages 7 book so yeh

    • @yunataco
      @yunataco 3 роки тому +7

      She’s transphobic(I think)

    • @LiutenantofTheHunt
      @LiutenantofTheHunt 3 роки тому +3

      XD

  • @The_Nut_Gallery
    @The_Nut_Gallery 2 роки тому +5571

    I love the fact they summarised the whole entire story without spoiling the end

    • @Fruit-tella888
      @Fruit-tella888 2 роки тому +34

      I like it

    • @seiwaahboatey1177
      @seiwaahboatey1177 2 роки тому +108

      i listened to this song almost a decade ago but i just finished the harry potter series today😭😭😭 still surprised by the end

    • @uvafresca
      @uvafresca 2 роки тому +47

      It's just one person LMAOO

    • @conserztasfia0078
      @conserztasfia0078 2 роки тому +22

      There ain't much to spoil, obviously Voldemort would lose at the end(since he is the villain)

    • @IAmBrandonTho
      @IAmBrandonTho 2 роки тому +10

      @@uvafresca Wat... They not brothers?

  • @IAmOneWithTheToucans
    @IAmOneWithTheToucans Рік тому +12

    1:30 In the deathly hollows the dude on the lefts face went from ‘ooh interesting’ to [][][][] to rock eyerole 🗿🗿🗿
    PURE GOLD

  • @adiburgos4454
    @adiburgos4454 4 роки тому +4278

    No one:
    Me: *aggressively tries to sing both parts*

    • @asparagus.7161
      @asparagus.7161 4 роки тому +157

      Same! I'm like:
      Who gave him a lightning scar
      BABABABA
      Harry goes to hogwarts he meets ron and hermione🤣

    • @seri_am
      @seri_am 4 роки тому +26

      Tallulah Uhhh, not just you.😂

    • @darkerraider125
      @darkerraider125 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @TiagoFurtado1
      @TiagoFurtado1 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah, I can't sing it without doing the "babababababababa" 😂

    • @dasa2187
      @dasa2187 4 роки тому +4

      I thing i was the only one😂

  • @twosistersah
    @twosistersah 4 роки тому +2738

    Friend: what kind of music do you listen to?
    Me: um.... it’s.... _complicated_

  • @adelphascars2902
    @adelphascars2902 4 роки тому +2325

    *"And Harry's in mortal danger"*
    They just spoiled Harry potter in a sentence.

  • @chrisdelves-xn2iq
    @chrisdelves-xn2iq Рік тому +19

    Lyrics
    There once was a boy named Harry
    Destined to be a star
    His parents were killed by Voldemort
    Who gave him a lightning scar
    Yo, Harry
    You a wizard
    Harry goes to Hogwarts
    He meets Ron and Hermione
    McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
    Draco is a daddy's boy
    Quirrell becomes unemployed
    The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
    Ron breaks his wand
    Now Ginny's gone
    And Harry's in mortal danger
    Tom Riddle hides
    His snake inside
    His ginormous secret chamber
    Harry blows up Aunt Marge
    The dementors come and take charge
    Lupin is a wolf
    The rat's a man
    And now the prisoner is at large
    They use time travel so they can
    Save the prisoner of Azkaban
    Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
    I don't really get it either
    Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
    With dragons and mermaids
    Oh no, Edward Cullen gets slayed
    He's back
    Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
    Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary, Harry
    Dumbledore, Dumbledore
    Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
    He is forced to leave the school
    Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
    Kids break into the Ministry
    Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh
    Split your soul, seven parts of a whole
    They're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end
    There once was a boy named Harry
    Who constantly conquered death
    But in one final duel between good and bad
    He may take his final breath

  • @gigikimchi
    @gigikimchi 5 років тому +14349

    Me 8 years later: They’re- *THEY’RE THE SAME PERSON??!!*

    • @sophiehatter2062
      @sophiehatter2062 5 років тому +1550

      Wait you're saying that they are the same person?! I always thought that they were twins
      Srr for bad English

    • @dekuisms
      @dekuisms 5 років тому +711

      Wait.. Seriously?

    • @chrizmo__1879
      @chrizmo__1879 5 років тому +162

      69th like

    • @neetisingh9161
      @neetisingh9161 5 років тому +331

      Wait, REALLY?

    • @WRONGWAYGOBACK2
      @WRONGWAYGOBACK2 5 років тому +279

      WHAT!?

  • @alstxy
    @alstxy 4 роки тому +3445

    jk rowling : **writes many books of harry potter**
    them : **explains harry potter in 99 seconds**

  • @david-tb9jp
    @david-tb9jp 4 роки тому +2125

    Its scary how happy he looks when he sais :
    "…Sirius is dead as can be…"

    • @Hsjfiwbrbffbabs
      @Hsjfiwbrbffbabs 4 роки тому +53

      Rude Buster yeah he was my favorite character Thank you molly Weasley for killing the evil Bellatrix Lestrange!

    • @FeudBoy
      @FeudBoy 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @kingdedede5570
      @kingdedede5570 4 роки тому +9

      @@Hsjfiwbrbffbabs
      i think you're a lil confused

    • @leilaidheileh6705
      @leilaidheileh6705 4 роки тому +8

      Molly never killed Sirius it was bellatrix duh

    • @ravenclawgirl3684
      @ravenclawgirl3684 4 роки тому +7

      Came here to say that. He sounds and looks way too happy when he sings the part about Sirius' death..💔

  • @sturniolo_obsessedperson
    @sturniolo_obsessedperson Рік тому +14

    12 years later and this song is still amazing

  • @jjusdorange
    @jjusdorange 4 роки тому +7247

    Me, during an exam : Ok, focus.
    My brain : There once was a boy named Harry

    • @kavilasha7433
      @kavilasha7433 4 роки тому +97

      I literally had an exam a few days ago and this actually happened, but thank god I still was able to finish the flipping TESt HAHAH

    • @galalazovska8469
      @galalazovska8469 4 роки тому +37

      My life every day

    • @kaylan3413
      @kaylan3413 4 роки тому +24

      That’s on never paying attention except for this masterpiece

    • @daon6440
      @daon6440 4 роки тому +9

      Legit me every time I have a test

    • @aleeshawillow4017
      @aleeshawillow4017 4 роки тому +6

      So me 🤣

  • @caitlingoh7116
    @caitlingoh7116 4 роки тому +3000

    UA-cam: Let’s recommend this *9 years later*

  • @lizaarshad8070
    @lizaarshad8070 3 роки тому +4631

    I love that he literally tells all the spoilers but at the end he’s like “nah I ain’t gonna tell you who won that battle”

    • @Kaiserin
      @Kaiserin 3 роки тому +40

      I could be wrong but I think this was before the Deathly Hallows book came out (I’m probably wrong)

    • @ElizabethsLizard
      @ElizabethsLizard 3 роки тому +76

      @@Kaiserin no, the Deathly Hallows came out before - in 2007, while this video came out in 2011. It’s just likely that he was reaching his time limit of 99 seconds, and if he tried to explain the Deathly Hallows, it would have taken much longer.

    • @Kaiserin
      @Kaiserin 3 роки тому +11

      @@ElizabethsLizard Ah, alright. I kinda figured I was wrong anyways.

    • @aravrg2046
      @aravrg2046 3 роки тому +14

      @@ElizabethsLizard I think this came before the Deathly Hallows movie and he didn't want to give spoilers

    • @ElizabethsLizard
      @ElizabethsLizard 3 роки тому +4

      @@aravrg2046 even the Deathly Hallows movie came out before this. The movie came out in November of 2010, this video came out in July of 2011

  • @BTSHygiene
    @BTSHygiene Місяць тому +12

    0:11 “ yo harry ur a wizard”

  • @takram2000
    @takram2000 3 роки тому +2977

    When your teacher says write short summary of you favorite book

  • @robyn363
    @robyn363 2 роки тому +4279

    Eleven years later and I still remember all the lyrics

  • @justus6779
    @justus6779 5 років тому +4394

    Listening one time:nah
    Listening 2 times: Good song
    Listening 3 times: ThErE oNcE wAs A bOy NaMeD hArRy

  • @Euphoriaa2317
    @Euphoriaa2317 Рік тому +38

    I think all potterheads know this by heart (including me!).
    Facial expressions are magnificent😭

    • @TheSheaBeez
      @TheSheaBeez Рік тому +1

      I watch it three times: once to watch them both, once to watch the guy on the left and once to watch the guy on the right.

    • @ahsiblaze8406
      @ahsiblaze8406 Рік тому

      right

  • @witchymia8338
    @witchymia8338 5 років тому +5986

    I have a dog named Sirius Black.
    Me : Sirius go back to Azkaban.
    Sirius : *walks to his cage*

    • @savagexsamura38heart98
      @savagexsamura38heart98 5 років тому +118

      I UNDERSTOOD this. In Order of the Dark Phoenix he was a dog

    • @rafif1662
      @rafif1662 5 років тому +176

      I now have a new goal in life
      _change my dogs name to Sirius black and train him_

    • @imbasicallyshakespeare4461
      @imbasicallyshakespeare4461 5 років тому +39

      bitterlxver I tried to change my dog’s name to Sirius.... it didn’t work

    • @manicpixiedreamhurl03
      @manicpixiedreamhurl03 5 років тому +32

      Anika Srivastava she’s already named. Her name is Petunia

    • @witchymia8338
      @witchymia8338 5 років тому +27

      AriannaXOXO , omg that works she’s aunt petunia! lmao

  • @Sophie-to8je
    @Sophie-to8je 4 роки тому +787

    "Describe Harry Potter in three words!"
    Always in danger.

    • @anastasiachiqvinidze6905
      @anastasiachiqvinidze6905 4 роки тому +1

      hey guys❣️subscribe me on my youtube channel✨ give my voice a chance..youtube link: ua-cam.com/video/85LrKeE6ixw/v-deo.html ( make this comment famous)

    • @BTS-do5ui
      @BTS-do5ui 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @waffles1920
      @waffles1920 4 роки тому +1

      @@anastasiachiqvinidze6905 one word: bot.

    • @kennymccormick6656
      @kennymccormick6656 4 роки тому

      @@anastasiachiqvinidze6905 Bruh just stop

    • @noodlesupe
      @noodlesupe 4 роки тому

      No it's in mortal danger

  • @tupunalle165
    @tupunalle165 3 місяці тому +23

    Anyone here in 2024? I didn't realise this was made so long time ago

  • @oscarpeters5309
    @oscarpeters5309 4 роки тому +4588

    ‘Draco is a daddy’s boy’
    Draco:
    MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

    • @unluckyart2191
      @unluckyart2191 4 роки тому +71

      MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THISSS!

    • @ann.is.k00laid43
      @ann.is.k00laid43 4 роки тому +10

      For some reason I think of two seens from the movies. when draco turns into the ferret and when he found his true love.......
      The apple. Who else love grapple
      👱‍♂️+🍏=💗💗💗💗💗💗💋💋💋💋

    • @ann.is.k00laid43
      @ann.is.k00laid43 4 роки тому +7

      Drapple sorry not grapple

    • @ttxlovely8629
      @ttxlovely8629 4 роки тому +4

      Ironic 😂

    • @swibbers6754
      @swibbers6754 4 роки тому +3

      500th like

  • @g_c193
    @g_c193 4 роки тому +1520

    “Poor little Harry Potter, childhood sure was rough, then one day appeared a man with a beard, who taught him about magic stuff”

    • @thepeepman7571
      @thepeepman7571 4 роки тому +56

      Then continues to talk about hermoine for the rest of the song

    • @tsarinaballerina4
      @tsarinaballerina4 4 роки тому +5

      CT-6021 Clay
      Is that from an actual song?

    • @nadjak9689
      @nadjak9689 4 роки тому +16

      @@tsarinaballerina4 It's another 'fan made song'. Search for 'If Harry Potter had lyrics'

    • @tsarinaballerina4
      @tsarinaballerina4 4 роки тому +2

      Everyonecallsme Leonie
      Oh yeah just found it I remember watching it last year but I forgot it even existed 😅. Thanks!

    • @fary3299
      @fary3299 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @sweetcreature.
    @sweetcreature. 4 роки тому +4763

    I love how he says ‘Edward Cullen’ instead of his real name or Cedric
    Edit: thanks for all the likes and comments!!

    • @Blahblahblood
      @Blahblahblood 4 роки тому +18

      Vriti Jyoti my fav part 😂

    • @jenxzvv
      @jenxzvv 4 роки тому +7

      ikr

    • @jenxzvv
      @jenxzvv 4 роки тому +6

      Abdullah Hussain we know

    • @pandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa___
      @pandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa___ 4 роки тому +40

      I don't watch Twilight but I at least know who Edward Cullen is

    • @sedwards7926
      @sedwards7926 4 роки тому +9

      All though I think of the rime Edward almost dies when he says that .-.

  • @Jo-jq5fe
    @Jo-jq5fe Рік тому +42

    Me 11 years later singing this to my baby every night while trying to put her to sleep, and literally every time she starts to cry in an attempt to soothe her.

    • @TheSheaBeez
      @TheSheaBeez Рік тому +1

      awww that might be the cutest thing I've ever heard 🥲🥲🥲🥲

  • @HarryPotterTheory
    @HarryPotterTheory 3 роки тому +3131

    Merlin's beard

  • @abidaanjumahona8995
    @abidaanjumahona8995 3 роки тому +1514

    **Me trying to do some math**
    My mind:ToM rIdDlE hIdEs HiS sNaKe InSiDe HiS gInOrMoUs SeCrEt ChAmBeR

  • @tai_9675
    @tai_9675 6 років тому +796

    This was published 7 years ago and I'm still watching!

  • @itsemichkahere6682
    @itsemichkahere6682 11 днів тому +5

    i remember singing this every day in 5th grade!!!!!

    • @DeadMuffin46
      @DeadMuffin46 8 днів тому

      Someone who said that in 6th grade
      That was a joke i bet this is extremely nostalgic lol

  • @aadyaagrawal6764
    @aadyaagrawal6764 3 роки тому +4808

    Me doing online class
    My mind : thEre oNce wAs a bOY nAMeD HaRRy

    • @hollyklutz
      @hollyklutz 3 роки тому +7

      ._.

    • @vuedanto8576
      @vuedanto8576 3 роки тому +18

      @@hollyklutzfinally found some magical wood to make wands
      Edit: It's name was just “Holly” but it changes the name in the reply too if you change your name. Sadness

    • @lexiebishop3017
      @lexiebishop3017 3 роки тому +9

      Facts

    • @skay2124
      @skay2124 3 роки тому +3

      @-@

    • @aayushmishra2007
      @aayushmishra2007 3 роки тому +8

      Yes I am here.

  • @romalone6540
    @romalone6540 6 років тому +1896

    when you watch this again after years and you realize you still remember the whole song

    • @xoazenneth
      @xoazenneth 6 років тому +5

      therealrolo * me tbh

    • @olivia.2762
      @olivia.2762 6 років тому +6

      sameee it's been years and I still know it word for word

    • @kerrib2445
      @kerrib2445 6 років тому +2

      Meeeeeee 😂💜

    • @prodyvesoul
      @prodyvesoul 6 років тому +3

      1 year ago I stopped watching Harry Potter and I began to watch it again and this song I still remember

    • @ayloak291
      @ayloak291 6 років тому

      me actually lol

  • @iguana580
    @iguana580 5 років тому +978

    "He may take his final breath...." That really got me

    • @figgy5878
      @figgy5878 4 роки тому +3

      lol agreed

    • @iguana580
      @iguana580 4 роки тому +7

      @Kath Harris I know but the thought of him not living is what really gets me

    • @ryz5804
      @ryz5804 4 роки тому +6

      @Kath Harris the song is true though, to get rid of the horcruxes inside him, Harry had to sacrifice himself to You Know Who

    • @wewduck6874
      @wewduck6874 4 роки тому

      But he didn't. I dont understand.am i a idiot?

    • @ryz5804
      @ryz5804 4 роки тому

      @@wewduck6874 he does. And yeah

  • @elviramoller375
    @elviramoller375 8 днів тому +1

    I was watching this video for the first time back in 2013, I remember it vividly, sitting at the family computer and my dad calls me to kitchen. There I am told that my mother has cancer.
    Ever since that day, this video and the rest of Jon’s videos for that matter has held a special place in mine mind. It was a comfort for that 12 year old girl who just needed an escape.

  • @annaclaireenloe3861
    @annaclaireenloe3861 5 років тому +904

    *studies the lyrics all night*
    -next day
    crap I forgot to study for my test

  • @shawwoll
    @shawwoll 4 роки тому +2936

    Harry: Brilliant
    Ron: Bloody Hell
    Hermione: Honestly
    Draco: POTTAH
    Bloody hell thanks for the likes ( I was spacing out so idk why i put comments lol)

    • @Emmyy505
      @Emmyy505 4 роки тому +22

      Love it

    • @mayankagupta123
      @mayankagupta123 4 роки тому +18

      They use the same words in every film

    • @uuhaih3457
      @uuhaih3457 4 роки тому +38

      POTTAH POTTAH is it true you fainted??

    • @vamppooni
      @vamppooni 4 роки тому +17

      Harry: I dOnT uNdErStAnD

    • @desi_paris
      @desi_paris 4 роки тому +8

      harry: wot

  • @terabaap1775
    @terabaap1775 3 роки тому +2002

    To anyone who hasn't read the Harry Potter books or watched the movies, but now are deciding to read or watch Harry Potter, for them: "You're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it".

    • @Alina-qg7wp
      @Alina-qg7wp 3 роки тому +18

      lol >

    • @rowisaweirdo4941
      @rowisaweirdo4941 3 роки тому +65

      YOU HAVE....THE GRIM!!!
      Edit: aka a godfather

    • @duck17824
      @duck17824 3 роки тому +22

      tHe gRiM

    • @animatostudio564
      @animatostudio564 3 роки тому +11

      Actually, that line is good for game of thrones

    • @sophi424
      @sophi424 3 роки тому +22

      "gimmie the cup gimmie the cup"

  • @teddys___
    @teddys___ Рік тому +5

    "Ron breaks his wand" 😂😂😂😂 never gets old🤌😌

  • @CasBokdam
    @CasBokdam 4 роки тому +469

    “Did you put your name in the goblet of fire ?!” Asks Dumbledore CALMLY.

    • @khaledhassan1273
      @khaledhassan1273 4 роки тому +4

      Obbbbbviously it will (always)be calmly

    • @nikiourbeloved2710
      @nikiourbeloved2710 3 роки тому +3

      Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLRT OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?! The script: that was calm :)

    • @kaeleighgoins475
      @kaeleighgoins475 3 роки тому +5

      HaRrY PoTtAh Did yE pUt Ya nAmE iN tHe GoBlEt Of FiYaH

    • @adityadavar5064
      @adityadavar5064 3 роки тому

      @@kaeleighgoins475 NaH hE dIdNt

    • @naomi9651
      @naomi9651 3 роки тому

      BYE LOL

  • @neetubhasin8082
    @neetubhasin8082 4 роки тому +2767

    Muggles won't understand how much this song mean to the potterheads !!

    • @cloudyskys6858
      @cloudyskys6858 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @slap9049
      @slap9049 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @mayarwehbe9755
      @mayarwehbe9755 4 роки тому +5

      Never

    • @laceykeenan1573
      @laceykeenan1573 4 роки тому +12

      I would just like to say that I was blasting this through my headphones full blast singing me heart out and my mom was on a work call....... safe to say they were a bit conserned

    • @Doodles_The_Noodle
      @Doodles_The_Noodle 4 роки тому +1

      So tru

  • @sharlottafalls
    @sharlottafalls 3 роки тому +3182

    How to summarize the whole series:
    Voldemort: AvaDa KEdaVrA
    Harry Potter: no.

  • @annacieply6307
    @annacieply6307 Місяць тому +4

    LYRICS
    There once was a boy named Harry
    Destined to be a star
    His parents were killed by Voldemort
    Who gave him a lightning scar
    Yo harry 😎
    Your a wizard 🧙
    Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets Ron and hermoine
    Mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor,
    Draco is a daddy’s boy, quirrell becomes unemployed
    The sorcerers stone is destroyed by Dumbledore 🤓
    Ron breaks his wand, now Ginnys gone
    And Harry’s in mortal danger 😧
    Tom riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber
    Harry blows up aunt Marge
    The dementors come and take charge
    Lupin is a wolf
    The rats a man
    And the prisoner is at large! 😬
    They use time travel so they can
    Save the prisoner of Azkaban
    Who just so happens to be Harry’s godfather (I don’t rlly get it either 😕)
    Harry gets put in the triwizard tournament
    With dragons and mermaids,
    Oh no…
    Edward Cullen gets slayed..
    *-HES BACK-*
    Harry, Harry it’s getting scary,
    Voldemorts back and your a revolutionary Harry! 😰
    Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your CONSTANT ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT HIM?
    He is forced to leave the school
    Umbridge🐷 arrives, Dracos a tool,
    Kids break into the ministry,
    Sirius black is dead as can be! 💔
    Split your soul…
    Seven hearts of a whole
    THEYRE HORCURUXES….
    ITS DUMBLEDORES ENDDDDDDD
    there once was a boy names Harry,
    Who constantly conquered death,
    But one final duel between good and bad,
    He may take his final breath…
    PLS LIKE IT TOOK SO LONG TO DO THIS 🐬🐬

    • @Delano1226
      @Delano1226 Місяць тому +2

      Great job I will
      memorize 🎉🎉🎉

    • @annacieply6307
      @annacieply6307 Місяць тому +2

      @@Delano1226tysm it helps ❤️

  • @emmag2557
    @emmag2557 4 роки тому +7083

    Who else memorised this whole song

  • @chxstcavity
    @chxstcavity 5 років тому +1502

    Friend: what kind of music do you like?
    Me: errrrr... it’s hard to explain.....

  • @astraimoons
    @astraimoons 4 роки тому +1757

    Anyone: “What is Harry Potter about anyways?”
    Me: *sends video*

    • @JustChllin
      @JustChllin 4 роки тому +15

      Maya Greenberg You just spoiled everything for them then

    • @astraimoons
      @astraimoons 4 роки тому +7

      The Funnybones if they’re my friend, they should know that any questions they ask me will be responded to with something Harry Potter. If they haven’t at least seen the movies, there is something wrong with them

    • @leeleooleoeo
      @leeleooleoeo 4 роки тому +1

      I know I'd do that if they were to lazy to read the books then watch the movies.

    • @gracedean2017
      @gracedean2017 4 роки тому +2

      This actually happened to me in google class

    • @finnprobert9789
      @finnprobert9789 4 роки тому

      Maya Greenberg what’s wrong w u

  • @리노-y9l
    @리노-y9l 5 років тому +2186

    This Is Happy Face :-)
    This Is Sad Face :-(
    This Is Voldy's Face :=)

    • @bernardoprenario8444
      @bernardoprenario8444 5 років тому +4

      Lol i get it

    • @stickythetiger8795
      @stickythetiger8795 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @bigman5823
      @bigman5823 5 років тому +10

      I don’t want to ruin the joke but wouldn’t that mean he has two noses if one line is one nose?
      I get their supposed to be his nose slits but ehhhh

    • @blackasta1866
      @blackasta1866 5 років тому +1

      The jokes means that voldemort has no nose

    • @plwtonium
      @plwtonium 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @theaa4414
    @theaa4414 5 років тому +2360

    *Hagred: Harry, you’re a horcrux*
    *Harry: I’m a what?*

    • @kami-fe1tq
      @kami-fe1tq 5 років тому +25

      horcrux staying in his room , trying to make no voice and pretending that he doesn't exist

    • @navinyakadam4654
      @navinyakadam4654 5 років тому +39

      Learn to spell hagrid's name first

    • @dragonsnipes_xxx_7276
      @dragonsnipes_xxx_7276 5 років тому +17

      It's hagrid

    • @a5o13
      @a5o13 5 років тому +23

      You're a lizard, harry

    • @emeraldstar981
      @emeraldstar981 5 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @divyankasingh2459
    @divyankasingh2459 2 роки тому +1745

    "Edward Cullen gets slayed" gets me EVERY time😂😂

    • @ACheateryearsago
      @ACheateryearsago 2 роки тому +28

      It MEANS CEDRIC IS ALIVE

    • @惠卿月
      @惠卿月 2 роки тому +6

      SAME

    • @Kit_k
      @Kit_k 2 роки тому +2

      Slay queen

    • @Kit_k
      @Kit_k 2 роки тому +7

      Also I just remembered who Edward is and omg, vampire quuueeennn
      Yas king

    • @drea_is_weird
      @drea_is_weird 2 роки тому +5

      @@Kit_k did you know hes batman now

  • @rejdz4562
    @rejdz4562 Рік тому +4

    The eyebrow at the end: ascending 1:36

  • @amytabunar
    @amytabunar 6 років тому +2687

    Friend:what's your favorite song?
    Me:..........
    Friend:?????
    Me: It's.......Complicated

    • @lwp2001
      @lwp2001 6 років тому +20

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHSJJSNABDJSKSKIWIEHRGHDISIAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHNENWNAJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHAHAHBAHAHABABAHBABABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAHYAHAHAHAGHAHAGAGHAHSHAHAGHAHAHGAGGAGGAGVGAGSGSGAGGAGAFAGAGAGGGAGAGGAGHAGAGAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHJAJAHAHHAHAHAJHABAHHAHA

    • @lil.jnzn2354
      @lil.jnzn2354 6 років тому +10

      Five facts about cats Samantha Yees 😂

    • @amytabunar
      @amytabunar 6 років тому +8

      Thanks guys for the likes! Never got that much before I usually get all the devices (well not all) and like my own comment

    • @dominomeow3182
      @dominomeow3182 6 років тому +3

      @@lwp2001 you have lost your poop

    • @dominomeow3182
      @dominomeow3182 6 років тому +3

      @@lwp2001 Hahahahahahah oh no I'm loosing my poop!

  • @ratnoodle7557
    @ratnoodle7557 4 роки тому +505

    Explaining Harry Potter in a five words: *Harry is always in danger*

  • @dhartivora5724
    @dhartivora5724 4 роки тому +4027

    Harry: “Brilliant”
    Ron: “Bloody Hell”
    Hermione: “Honestly”
    Draco: “POTTAH”
    Snape: _”Potter”_

  • @azfreene1047
    @azfreene1047 Рік тому +3

    This song is iconic

  • @harsinia4160
    @harsinia4160 3 роки тому +503

    "Harry is in mortal danger"
    Full series described in one sentence

    • @whitebor3d_
      @whitebor3d_ 3 роки тому

      Good

    • @croissantelf
      @croissantelf 3 роки тому +3

      The 3rd one not as much, because they *think* he is in mortal danger... so, the 3rd on was probably the one he was safest

    • @emmad7979
      @emmad7979 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @ruby_willow1862
      @ruby_willow1862 3 роки тому

      haha

    • @acusolo
      @acusolo 3 роки тому

      but how is he in danger? and why?

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 3 роки тому +2841

    The entire series in a nutshell.
    Hermione: "As long as Dumbledore is here Harry, you're safe."
    ***One day Later.***
    McGonagall: "Dumbledore is in London."

  • @riniki2105
    @riniki2105 4 роки тому +727

    UA-cam recommends be like -
    2011= nah
    2012= nope
    2013= a little bit more
    2014= it's too early
    2015= a bit later
    2016= nah not now
    2017= there's a long way to go
    2018= maybe........no
    2019= patience
    2020= here we gooo...

  • @brennacantu6267
    @brennacantu6267 20 днів тому +3

    I love how he says Edward Cullen instead of Cedric diggory😂

  • @teethdotjpeg
    @teethdotjpeg 5 років тому +623

    Sirius dying even in the books brought tears to my eyes.
    Fred dying in general DESTROYED EVERYONE’S LIFE.

    • @-a4515
      @-a4515 5 років тому +1

      Not mine I didn’t like Fred 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @-a4515
      @-a4515 5 років тому +3

      Abigail Nagel tbh I don’t like any of the Weasleys. Idk probably cause I’m a Slytherin

    • @cheyanneuwu5393
      @cheyanneuwu5393 5 років тому +13

      billie eilish wHAT-
      Edit: I’m a Slytherin and I LOVE the Weasleys…
      And I’m a half-blood-

    • @-a4515
      @-a4515 5 років тому +1

      Dawn Plays well I’m a pure blood Slytherin and I don’t like the Weasleys, or Harry or Hermione. My favourite characters are Voldemort, Bellatrix and Draco so... yeah

    • @ihatetheoddones
      @ihatetheoddones 5 років тому +9

      @@-a4515 everybody loves draco lmao

  • @iforgotmynameagain9512
    @iforgotmynameagain9512 3 роки тому +2114

    omg in seventh grade i had a friend group made entirely out of potterheads and we wouldnt stop singing this (and got bullied for it lmao).... the nostalgia is real

    • @srivaishnaveeathogwarts7906
      @srivaishnaveeathogwarts7906 3 роки тому +4

      ooh

    • @mini-blob3122
      @mini-blob3122 3 роки тому +28

      I would be the same but i would not care if i got bullied Harry Potter is the best

    • @2506stardust
      @2506stardust 3 роки тому +4

      @@mini-blob3122
      Same lol

    • @Arjisanger
      @Arjisanger 3 роки тому +3

      some group of people that i know are exactly the same

    • @emily63647
      @emily63647 3 роки тому +4

      Me in 5th grade and I also got made fun of😭

  • @teojacobsson757
    @teojacobsson757 5 років тому +2361

    Everyone: No living human can explain Harry Potter in less than 2 minutes
    Paint: *Hold my owl*

  • @Sam-6165
    @Sam-6165 Місяць тому +5

    0:28 PLEASE don’t take this out of context…

    • @TheIndonesianPotterhead
      @TheIndonesianPotterhead Місяць тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing. (Y'know what I mean if you're dirty minded💀).

  • @_minibarnes
    @_minibarnes 4 роки тому +618

    Harry is the youngest seeker in centuries but couldn't catch a single letter which were flying all around the room

  • @kalebsomething_23
    @kalebsomething_23 4 роки тому +27265

    Let’s be honest this isn’t your 1st time being here

  • @mumssoulwallah380
    @mumssoulwallah380 4 роки тому +4178

    Voldemort is like a teenage girl
    Has a gang
    Hangs out in girls toilet
    Wears ring
    Has long nails
    Has attitude
    Has a diary
    Wears necklace
    Wants a nose transplant
    Obsessed with boy

  • @potassium6623
    @potassium6623 Рік тому +7

    Honestly, the whole order of the pheonix part is a BOP.

  • @starofsyd
    @starofsyd 4 роки тому +1548

    me during a test: okay.. focus up.
    my brain: tHerE oNcE wAs a BoY nAmEd hArRy

    • @maikol1433
      @maikol1433 4 роки тому +17

      Y E S

    • @ducklrd5633
      @ducklrd5633 4 роки тому +12

      THATS ME

    • @skywalkerussy
      @skywalkerussy 4 роки тому +10

      WHY IS THIS TRUE?

    • @anastasiachiqvinidze6905
      @anastasiachiqvinidze6905 4 роки тому +1

      hey guys❣️subscribe me on my youtube channel✨ give my voice a chance..youtube link: ua-cam.com/video/85LrKeE6ixw/v-deo.html ( make this comment famous)

    • @guywithtie6624
      @guywithtie6624 4 роки тому +5

      I have the same problem

  • @ericdre0949
    @ericdre0949 2 роки тому +1781

    "In a final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath" gets me everytime, I just love it. Gives me goosebumps

    • @ridaonthego
      @ridaonthego 2 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @jcoop9200
      @jcoop9200 Рік тому +5

      Same

    • @sillyandblacbilly777
      @sillyandblacbilly777 Рік тому +9

      Yeah... "There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star." I thought I'd faint. I finished the series at 11...

    • @kamalmalviya4721
      @kamalmalviya4721 Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @MrDehGreatVR
      @MrDehGreatVR Рік тому +2

      lol for me it’s “Split your soul 7 parts of a whole their horcruxes it’s dumbledores end…”

  • @Spidey-vj1ve
    @Spidey-vj1ve 4 роки тому +1232

    *The word which is not at all used in this song*
    *_POTTER_*

  • @axolotill5020
    @axolotill5020 Рік тому +5

    12 years and I can't get bored of this

  • @jrv927
    @jrv927 4 роки тому +2352

    Voldemorts like a teen girl, he has a diary, he has a tiara, he adores a pet, and he is obsessed with a teenage boy 🤣

  • @meera6146
    @meera6146 3 роки тому +2187

    What is worst than dying?
    Society: slow dying
    Voldy moldy: nothing is worst than dying
    Hermione: getting EXPELLED\
    edit: BLOODY HELL! tysm i never got so much likes :)

    • @aisel1483
      @aisel1483 3 роки тому +46

      Mrs Weasley: Getting SEEN

    • @lilyanneallen9205
      @lilyanneallen9205 3 роки тому +20

      Dementors : getting seen by muggels

    • @10MILLIONcreeperplushies
      @10MILLIONcreeperplushies 3 роки тому +48

      Dumbledore: Any other house getting more points than Gryffindor.

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 3 роки тому +9

      "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?"
      "No, just death. Isn't that enough?"
      If you get the reference, you get it. I dunno why this comment reminded me of this quote lmao

    • @aisel1483
      @aisel1483 3 роки тому +21

      Petrificus Totalus
      Dumbledore: 50,000 points to Gryffindor for Harry’s clothes.
      Student: But sir we all wear the same uniforms??
      Dumbledore: Shut up Puffclaw or whatever anyway 10 points to Dumbledore

  • @marsbovee9680
    @marsbovee9680 7 років тому +5128

    A normal Harry Potter conversation:
    "Wait.. Sirius Black is dead?! Are you serious?!"
    "Dead serious."
    "I see what you did there."

    • @EvilMastermindOfDoom
      @EvilMastermindOfDoom 7 років тому +52

      Doesn't it go more like: "Sirius Black died!"
      "I know! Why would you remind me of this??!" *gross sobbing from anyone involved°

    • @brookewolfnight
      @brookewolfnight 7 років тому +4

      No, its not that, its what they said. You would get it if you thought for a bit or knew HP very well

    • @bestskateboreder
      @bestskateboreder 7 років тому +2

      The amazing Len idiot

    • @davidbasuki5817
      @davidbasuki5817 7 років тому +10

      No im Dead Sirius

    • @kategrey2143
      @kategrey2143 7 років тому +4

      Lily Does Music thats sad! sirius was one of my favourite characters!

  • @BTSHygiene
    @BTSHygiene 6 днів тому +3

    People say they read all seven books
    Other people say Seen all seven movies
    And then here comes the 64,533,017 people who said that they heard everything in 99 seconds

  • @Neiman610
    @Neiman610 4 роки тому +666

    My Brain: How Many Times Have I Watched This?
    My Eyes: *NOT ENOUGH!*

  • @rosaliepaterno3191
    @rosaliepaterno3191 4 роки тому +580

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Me:*spends an hour learning all the songs

  • @lamademoiselledulcie7490
    @lamademoiselledulcie7490 2 роки тому +779

    "There was once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death."
    That is so LEGIT. It rhymes with the next sentence while also referring to the Hallows. I love this song.

  • @Lillians_productive_life
    @Lillians_productive_life Рік тому +4

    The guy doing the beats face is hillarious😭

  • @radio.meddows9664
    @radio.meddows9664 2 роки тому +1164

    the last line where it says "he may take his final breath" gives me chills

  • @TheDel4873
    @TheDel4873 3 роки тому +2803

    I’m here for the 10 year anniversary of this masterpiece.

    • @Christmas_Joker
      @Christmas_Joker 3 роки тому +39

      I love this song, you may think I’m joking, but no, I’m dead Sirius.

    • @TheDel4873
      @TheDel4873 3 роки тому +6

      @@Christmas_Joker lmao

    • @Christmas_Joker
      @Christmas_Joker 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheDel4873 which Harry Potter movie was your favorite and least favorite?

    • @Christmas_Joker
      @Christmas_Joker 3 роки тому +3

      @@GREENSUBL1MINALS yeah, I personally enjoyed goblet of fire, my personal least favorite was the half blood prince

    • @Christmas_Joker
      @Christmas_Joker 3 роки тому +3

      @@GREENSUBL1MINALS yeah, I respect your opinion