The Orangutan Flaps are actually used to find mates. The males with the biggest flaps get a female mate. Essentially, the ones you looked at were all Mega-Chads.
So I’m a primatologist, the face flaps, flanges, are only found on mature male orangutans and are critical for amplifying their calls to others through the forest as they act as a sound dish. It’s also ironic that you talked about when males get their flanges because males can delay the development of their secondary sexual characteristics like flanges seemingly indefinetly. Only territorial males have these flanges and it seems that only when a territory opens up do some fo the males finsih developing.
When a territory opens up. HAS NOBODY EVER SUGGESTED THAT BORDERS MIGHT BE AN INNATE BEHAVIOR TO PRIMATES?! I never thought about that my god that's quite the thinker for me.
@@TheTGOAC What are you talking about? Many primates have defined territories, but it's not so much an innate primate behavior as a behavior that evolves if you're a food specialist like a fruit eater like chimps and orangutans. Gorillas don't really have territories cause the world is their salad bowl so they don't need to hold a territory.
@@Sandwich13455 It's watchable, I can't stomach those shity ads with some cancer ass music. Somebody had a weird fetish and thought it would be nice to torture us.
Yeah I was so confused. Like I haven't given a shit about pokemon since Black & White and I was thinking "Hang on, when I was a child Rayquaza was my favourite" lmaoo. Seriously though Black & White sucked ass. "We're running out of ideas oh idk fucking bin bags are pokemon, this ice cream? Yeah that chandelier is one" I think there is a pokemon now that is literally just a set of keys or something. Anyway my completely unrelated rant is now over
@@tesseract5569 I think a big problem was that B&W had the most new Pokemon of any generation, and they were already running low on ideas. Gens 2-4 always had some from previous ones sprinkled in to pad them out, but they wanted 5 to only have new mons until postgame. If they'd kept to 100 or less per generation it wouldn't have gotten stuffed with all the crap everyone remembers it for.
I mean it’s not even the fact it’s that old of a game. If that was the last generation it could still be considered new. But we’ll soon be in gen 9 sooooo
to be fair most pokemon connoisseurs have to make a choice between getting their meat wet and continuing on the pledge to catch them all and i would think the internet historian took most of his teenage years off school to have crazy sex all day, which wouldnt leave much room in his life for later generations what with all the crazy animal-style sex
I think to those of us around for the Gen 1’s release, anything after Gen 2 is new and often terrible. That’s how it seems in my head, anyway, I know objectively Gen 1 has some atrocious designs.
Siren Head isn't an SCP. It's a character drawn by Trevor Henderson that got popular for some reason. Yes, some people made it into SCP's but they were removed cause the writers don't have permission to use Trevor's art and all articles must be published under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License.
NordVPN ads Any other video: Boring. Skip. Internet Historian: Watch with rapt attention and actually consider buying You're an underappreciated advertising prodigy man
"Steve the improv guy" bit was living in my head for almost a year now, and i couldn't for the life of me remember where it was from. This is probably the single most funniest bit i ever heard. Can't believe i stubbled upon it randomly again.
She also has a habbit of washing idiots and princes in sauna, feeding them and letting them sleep in the said house. She also feels like eating them after, but rarely has the luck.
sirenhead isn't an SCP, it's a monster made by trevor henderson, he's actually gotten into a lot of legal shit because people kept trying to run away with his monster ideas and make money off of them.
Oh I think he does know in some way! As he does make many visual gags! He did infact spent and did a year ago or so a video with Mr Volgun! ^w^ But thank you to always stating and clearing this idea my friend!
27:37 Look up "Bear with mange" and you'll know exactly what that guy must've seen. It's a disease that causes mammals to lose their fur; honestly some good detective work by Internet Historian
I never used to be afraid of the dark. Like totally not at all. I actually used to like to creep around at night and stuff until someone also told me about their fear of the dark and now sometimes when I peer into the complete blackness of the night (we live in a rural area with not a lot of light pollution) I see shapes and movement and hear creepy sounds plus a very irrational uneasiness that someone/something is sneaking up behind me and it's like a feedback loop. It's actually strange how contagious fear is
Walking next to a mature corn field at night and realizing a person or creature could be literally 6 feet in the field and they would be totally invisible really ruined country walks for me
Let me help, cus I find total blackness to be the most soothing thing in the world. If you can't see them, usually, they can't see you. As far as people go anyways. And the likelihood of a tiger, or other night vision predator big enough to take you down is generally pretty low.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 ugh I have a walk that I often did in the countryside to my house. There's corn on the side and other fields for agriculture. I always found them kinda fun bc of idk, corn labyrinths / mazes? But then In the tall grass came out on Netflix (the one from Stephen King) and I googled the summary and it's obviously not even about corn. But I got into discussions about the movie and this influenced me so much that I had a very creepy feeling for like a year walking next to this. I still sometimes think about it when I have time to go on a walk on that road and I immediately have a uneasy feeling. Walking on this abandoned road in the summer heat next to plants that are much bigger than you is kinda eerie. (Also he also has written Children of the corn, maybe he was just really scared of the power of food^^) So we can easily create our own fears. Not to mention my brain has always been running wild so sometimes when I was a child I would play near a forest and then suddenly this feeling of "something will pop out and pull me in" came up for no reason and I got so paranoid that I had to leave immediately. I don't believe in any monsters but my own thoughts really spook me😂now that I think of it this was also my fear for the corn field (not so much being pulled in like in the movie), so maybe I just have to live with that now...wonder what a therapist would say about this haha
@@7asyou It's a reccuring joke here. You see, Internet Historian was very active on this channel recently, not on the main one. Then, under one of his videos, that were posted here, someone said, that Internet Historian lost his password. After that, it became a joke
The chupa cabra (literally "goat sucker" in Spanish) is a pretty good one. Where I'm from the tales I heard as a child scared the hell outta me because I lived almost in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a lot of woods, and also because even some of the most outrageous stories had *some* truth to them rather than being entirely made up. The one that stuck with me the most was that one of our neighbors (a ranch owner) found his dog, pigs, chickens, turkeys and ducks all dead, and they all had at least one or two holes (in terms of size they were at least as wide as a pinky and very deep) from which they were all apparently drained of their blood since there was barely enough blood to account for all the dead animals. The neighbors said it was the chupa cabra, and it caused a bit of a scare for some time with some neighbors keeping watch at night to protect their pets, cattle, or poultry. While I don't think such a creature exists, despite the help from the police and even a forensic specialist that the owner of the ranch hired, they were never really able to tell what the hell happened to those animals or who or what could have done it. I remember personally having a chat with the ranch owner and he told me that it was easily the scariest most bizarre thing that had ever happened to him and he said if there really is anything out there that he hopes it's been dead for long enough that he will never have to find out.
A lot of ufo chasers encounter similar stories involving various livestock. I remember a special news report of an alleged chupacabra caught on video in south Texas and my dad getting frustrated and claiming the creature shown in the video was just a deer fawn with mange. That was the first time I'd heard of the creature and always thought it interesting.
Honestly do you know what fascinates me? There probably is a predator just like that out there but it doesn't look as gross. So people already know there's this thing out there that just wants food, but that's not terrifying enough for them. No, they have to make up a whole legend about some weird fable animal. If you think of it this thing behaves just like a wolf or a fox, hearing stories about them ripping sheep and chicken apart should be enough to freeze your blood too. But it doesn't, people just act like they have no right to live bc of their needs (oh no, a wild animal acts like a wild animal...). I bet, if someone found out what kind of animal killed the farm stock, and even if it was the chupacabra, people would quickly stop being scared and start hunting those things down. It's the mystery that builds this legend. It doesn't even seem to harm humans, so the only thing I would be afraid of is that it could catch rabies or whatever makes them do unreasonable things like going to close to the civilisation and attacking humans. (I would be scared if I was eye to eye with any wild creature, I just wanna clarify😂)
Im convinced that sailors were just really shit at driving a boat but the excuse was kinda just “hot fish” followed by silence, “no no no, hot human fish” and everyone was just into it
She acts like a person. Sometimes pleasant and supporting to the MC, sometimes a villain. Sometimes a treacherous old hag, sometimes a wise babushka with advise. I wouldn't call her a monster, she's often used to represent the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, that even though her appearance is scary and everyone around tells she's bad and dangerous, you just need to treat her like any other human being, and she'll give back. Basically she's like Shrek. A misunderstood person.
Russian here. Actually in the past mortars were quite large, up to 80 cm tall. They weren't used to mix a few spices, they were used to smash huge amounts of grains into nothing. For example, flour and oil were made like this. So Baba Yaga's mortar is big, but not absurdly big.
I can imagine that big mortar being used to crush a baby into pulp for some ritual. So at least Russian witches actually had other jobs for their flying magic thingy unlike the generic witch with their broom.
Fun Fact: Siren head isn’t an scp! He’s copyrighted and therefore legally can’t be an scp, because the scp franchise is in the Creative Commons license.
Slenderman was a perfectly fine monster before the mainstream got a hold of him. The air of ambiguity around him and his intentions and how the fuck he got everywhere was genuinely terrifying for a while, but that all went away the more people wanted to fill in the blanks with their own creepypasta interpretations of him.
That happens to every monster that people like sadly. Siren head was terrifying in 2018 but now he best know from feckin Roblox games. I think SCP is a fantastic platform and i love alot of the anomalous objects on the platform; but the popular ones ( 096, 173, 682 ) are just so overused and stale. at this point im not surprised that alot of people think that SCP sucks without looking for the good less popular articles
Also Yahtzee Crowshaw had released a game called Trilby's Notes featuring a similar villain and he liked to advertise a few months before the Slender Man first appeared on something awful, which he frequented. He also set off the fedora apocalypse.
There's nothing wrong with having actual answers rather than "oOOOoo, noooboOody knoOOOoows!" the problem is when the people who are filling in the blanks suck at writing.
The idea of waking up in a children's bedroom and having the parents coming in trying to figure out what happened to the child is scarier than there being a monster there
26:23 Mento: “Alright, get ready for your scene. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll do great. So far, everyone I’ve worked with were spectacular actors.” Actor: “Oh god please don’t kill me” Mento: “That’s _not_ *What Your Line I̵͕̓S̶̢̧̟͙̞̭̼̝͉̼̘̅̾͆̽͐̔͐̀̈́͒̎̀͝ͅ ̴̧̧̲͎̹̯̪̱͚̰͇̰̼̪̦̜̈͊̚͝Ŝ̵̪̪͎̱̪͒̉̑̍̔͆̔̾̽̐̌̀̆́̎̕Ŭ̶̙̬̼̦̘͉͐̈́͝P̸̛̗͔̜͇̠̥̦̼̯̆͋̑̈̋̏͆͂̓̆̌͊͊̚͘͘P̸̧̼͕̜̰̳̺̞̫͚͙͓̺͚̺̩̥̏͛̊͋̉͗͆̄̚̚̕͝Ớ̶͓̫͕̏͒̈̂S̴̡̗̰̣͍̠̭̜̱̹̙͖̫̦̆̍̋̆̐̇̊́̈̒́̍͂͘̕͜͝Ẽ̶̩̖̝̻̐̐̑̐̽̈̀̂̄́͝͠D̴̳̻͚͉̮̞̅̾́̇͆̀ ̸̪̦̘̤̺̗̜͗̈́̑͆͗̋̽̄̊̕̚͝T̸̡̻͓̽̉̃̊̍̑̂̃̈́̀̚͘͠͠Ơ̸̡͙̻̮͒̓̀̈͂̅̾͂́͒͊͋̎̃͛ ̶̛͈̰̠͓̥̣̳̞͔̣̤͂̄B̷̢̨̼̯͓͔͕͍̻͈̗̙̰̭̜̆͐͒É̵̡̛̜͍͔̠̺̯̔̂́̾̊̊͒́̈́̐̂́̕”* .
Yeah exactly. I noticed it too. I would probably have ignored it, but having seen the movie i heard that innit. And in my mind when i tought of it i read it with the other pirates ( i cant remember his name) voice
Also it's the better way to sell things. It's generally much more effective to market to someone based on emotions rather than logic. I actually did sign up for a VPN service recently and I used this guys link because he makes me laugh. Time before this I used Internet Comment Ettiquettes link because he makes me laugh too. The hard sell just doesn't work that well. It's also really strange when the advert is tonally at odds with the video it's in. IH understands his audience and sells to them in a way they'll be receptive too. I'd bet he's making decent money off his adverts in comparison to many other content creators.
I think Ahuizotl's from aztec myth are terrifying. also Kelpies from Celtic Myth's are TERRIFYING, they're like horse mermaids and they like to offer people a ride on their back and then as soon as the person is on they run to the nearest river/lake/body of water and drown them
I've always been curious. Does Internet Historian have all of those photoshop things lined up or does his guest have to wait while he googles images then gets it all ready for the joke?
Its a bit of both. They photoshop some of the things like girl with hooves and drawing the pokemon live while the editor adds things like the Baba Yaga flying in the forest in after the recording.
You have no idea how often I use the phrase "you'll get hooved into next week with those babies" in my daily life ever since first watching this video. My absolute favorite line so far. It's never applicable, but that doesn't matter.
I know the "What is monster?" Opening was mean to be funny but imagine that. Your a father or mother to an 8 year old kid. You love them dearly. He has said that he had seen monsters in his closet and his scared for multiple nights. You eventually put a night light in his room. Hours into the night there is some loud sounds coming from his room. You open it up to find a 70 year old man in your kids room and has taken the space of your son. He repeatedly just says that "A monster took him" and is crying saying he wants to go home.
Sounds like something AI Dungeon would do. > You enter your child’s room and make sure he’s ok You open the door and see an old man lying in the bed. He looks afraid. > You demand him to tell you where your son is You confront the old man and ask him where your son is. He keeps saying that the monsters have taken him. The old man is crying, wanting to go home.
@@nicosmind3 Nope, we cultivate monsters idea in animals because we can't deal with the fact humans are the real and only "monsters", basically where the majority of monster lore came from (that and drunk sailors). Kinda like humans inventing the afterlife because humans can't deal/comprehend death. If humans were real heroes they would sacrifice themselves for the good of the universe and the planet.
@@desertedgoat17 Such a stupid and ignorant thing that every kid goes on about, "for the good of the universe and the planet" for starters the planet doesn't give a fuck and will continue to go on long after we do or don't go extinct, secondly if the planet doesn't give a fuck about us then you can be sure the universe doesn't even notice your spec of an existence, Its so ironic that you talk about humans "inventing" things to cope with the truth while you have adopted some retarded idea that humans are somehow unnatural and it would be a good thing to sacrifice ourselves when really you're just pretentious. All species go extinct, all planets will die, the universe has no meaning at all. And just to show how pretentious you are, I can tell you the real reason monster stories were invented was to scare children out of doing dangerous things, instead of telling children that the forest is full of dangerous animals and plants that could kill them to which a child wouldn't understand or care, you just tell the child a monster is in the forest, and then they wouldn't go in. The only reason monster stories are still around today, is because some of them actually make for really interesting tales that use morality as a backbone to the story. "We cultivate monsters idea in animals" then why are there so many successful humanoid monsters or just straight serial killers that make it into horror stories? Why is slenderman, freddy, jason, demons, zombies, hundreds of examples of humanoid monsters?
Jackalson I think the prime reason why is how it shares a similar energy to most early SCPs, so it gets tossed around in the same category a lot. It also doesn’t help that Trevor has done some artwork for an SCP in the past
Ive really come to hate a lot of the SCP wiki/community ever since it was abandoned by /x/ back in 2015. It didnt decline until around 2017 when the mods turned into the most power hungry, unreasonable writers with no standards beyond whether they liked it or not. They actively promoted terrible self inserts and would remove anything which could be insensitive, regardless of its written quality
Note: Siren Head isn't and SCP, people just for some reason started slapping an SCP number on the image captions. That's not how SCPs work, needs to be on the website with a proper case file.
Yea I'm like wtf but I heard someone making a story for him with the normal shenanigans power but people are asking because fans makes siren head with other powers and makes multiple other siren head but it's made by the fans and not the creator so it's is very confusing Story : I've seen a UA-cam channel that makes horror monsters origins animated with voice acting and everything , once they covered siren head and apparently they said siren head is an scp in the video and the Creator of siren head took it down / copy strikes idk but I was some of the lucky ones that manege to watch it before it was taken down it was saying that siren head was a dead body that a doctor tried to recover and the reason for the siren because the vocal cords are hard to create so they used siren first it was pretty tame helping the doctor moving stuff but it grew really large from a normal adult size human to the normal size of siren head in the usual original picture ( this is very oversimplified and there is this nurse and all but I've never heard in the video saying siren head is an scp but idk )
0:40 I used that EXACT same wolf howl soundbite on my myspace like 15 years ago. I know because there is a little *ding* in the background towards the end.
Mento just means "chin" in italian.
Thank you mattmark94, very cool
also mento is a style of Jamaican folk music based on a traditional dance rhythm in duple time pouplar in the 50's/60's.
он говорит на языке богов !
the monster is just a groteusque version of GradeAUnderA
Mento "The Chin" McMonster
Plot twist internet historian is pretending to forget his password to do a dashlane sponsorship
Dashlane Man!!!
@@davydjones6885 take me by the hand~
@@mukaonline3 lead me to the land
@@mukaonline3 lead me to my passwords that you understand
The dedication to his sponsorship is epic
The Orangutan Flaps are actually used to find mates. The males with the biggest flaps get a female mate. Essentially, the ones you looked at were all Mega-Chads.
Do the smaller flapped ones get... male mates?
Ape chad is the best chad
So they were right with their highschool story?
@@RhythmGrizz the smaller flapped ones are rapist incels, look it up
Wonder how would orangutans look ike if they bodybuild?
"Are humans the real monsters?"
*lengthy discussion on whale genocide*
Foreshadowing
No mercy for the whales. Everyone knows that they tried to genocide American chestnut trees.
I blame dolphins
But they’re too big
As the great Nelson Muntz once said; “dunno, gotta nuke somethin.’”
So I’m a primatologist, the face flaps, flanges, are only found on mature male orangutans and are critical for amplifying their calls to others through the forest as they act as a sound dish. It’s also ironic that you talked about when males get their flanges because males can delay the development of their secondary sexual characteristics like flanges seemingly indefinetly. Only territorial males have these flanges and it seems that only when a territory opens up do some fo the males finsih developing.
When a territory opens up. HAS NOBODY EVER SUGGESTED THAT BORDERS MIGHT BE AN INNATE BEHAVIOR TO PRIMATES?! I never thought about that my god that's quite the thinker for me.
@@TheTGOAC What are you talking about? Many primates have defined territories, but it's not so much an innate primate behavior as a behavior that evolves if you're a food specialist like a fruit eater like chimps and orangutans. Gorillas don't really have territories cause the world is their salad bowl so they don't need to hold a territory.
@@jacksfacts20 they do defend the areas they are in at the time from other groups and males. So kind of the same thing
@@TheTGOAC yea you've never heard of lions that pee to define borders. ik not a primate but still a territorial animal.
@@TheTGOAC ooooooof
I like how Internet historian is making fleshed out characters with his sponsors
They're the only ads I ever actually pay attention to
“Oh no now everyone doesn’t know about the asteroid and I have died of virgin”
I wonder what his sponsors think of theses ads
He's trying to make the ads enjoyable so we actually consider using what's being advertised
*i am the sponsor and i approve of this message*
I’m glad VPNman found a new girlfriend after his old one got into that horrible car crash.
This is future for ads
@trainchase so then, we crush cylons once more again. So say we all
Next thing you see, Raid and Nord do a dual sponsorship, some ad guys realize the potential
@@mozan4469 can you imagine corporations and advertising tried this format and how badly they would fail?
@@Sandwich13455 It's watchable, I can't stomach those shity ads with some cancer ass music. Somebody had a weird fetish and thought it would be nice to torture us.
The only monster I've ever seen is Internet Historian's upload schedule
Oh yeah yeah
Combat Halibut can't rush Art
How can you see this monster it rarely ever appears
Base Yeah.
I do love how Ordinary things refered to Rayquaza as a new Pokemon when it was around 20 years old at the time of this videos release
Yeah I was so confused. Like I haven't given a shit about pokemon since Black & White and I was thinking "Hang on, when I was a child Rayquaza was my favourite" lmaoo. Seriously though Black & White sucked ass. "We're running out of ideas oh idk fucking bin bags are pokemon, this ice cream? Yeah that chandelier is one" I think there is a pokemon now that is literally just a set of keys or something. Anyway my completely unrelated rant is now over
@@tesseract5569 there's only 151 pokemon
@@johncitizen306 I wish
@@tesseract5569 I think a big problem was that B&W had the most new Pokemon of any generation, and they were already running low on ideas. Gens 2-4 always had some from previous ones sprinkled in to pad them out, but they wanted 5 to only have new mons until postgame. If they'd kept to 100 or less per generation it wouldn't have gotten stuffed with all the crap everyone remembers it for.
internet historian is the type of person who takes his router outside with him instead of using mobile data
I don't even know what this means
@@IHincognitoMode I was going to like your comment but it's at 69 and that's one of the three sacred funny numbers
@The Cornfield 420 and 69, dude!
Frederick Smith ...?
@The Cornfield 666 and 420
I love how internet historian has transitioned from using harold stock photos to the poorly traced version of him
probably because of copyright claims by the photographer of the original stock photos.
@@mouse7248 no they still have to be licenced
mouse724 no, you gotta buy them
Evolved more like
@@mouse7248 Lol stock photos have watermarks in them X)
intro: mOnStEr
immediately after that: "chimp and orangutan highschool"
Watch people misconstrue that scene into critical talking points against this guy. Just like how PDP were mischaracterized the past years.
5 minutes later: whale genocide
Monkey news
OT: "I'm gonna go over a newer one."
also OT: "Rayquaza (came out in gen 3, 2002)"
I mean it’s not even the fact it’s that old of a game. If that was the last generation it could still be considered new. But we’ll soon be in gen 9 sooooo
to be fair most pokemon connoisseurs have to make a choice between getting their meat wet and continuing on the pledge to catch them all and i would think the internet historian took most of his teenage years off school to have crazy sex all day, which wouldnt leave much room in his life for later generations what with all the crazy animal-style sex
Gen 3 is my favorite.
@@jordanriederer1518What the fuck were you on when you wrote this
I think to those of us around for the Gen 1’s release, anything after Gen 2 is new and often terrible.
That’s how it seems in my head, anyway, I know objectively Gen 1 has some atrocious designs.
The only monster I've ever seen is 18 inches long and hides under my mother's bed
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasexpenis
Oh no
IS IT A MAG LIGHT
why is it purple
my mothers dachshund is also unruly
You forgot the best part about baba yaga: she lives in a living hut that walks on chicken legs
Oh shit yeah we did
YAH DID
@@IHincognitoMode Dude has last name with same letters as SLAV, must be legit.
I am Slavic and I can say that this fact is 100% true
The house is sentient too
"We're gonna kill all the whales"
"To get the blubber?"
"No. To get even"
Siren is not a scp
@@sireggnog890 Where'd this come from?
Sounds like an awesome one liner
Ban crabs
yeah lets kill all the whales
Siren Head isn't an SCP. It's a character drawn by Trevor Henderson that got popular for some reason. Yes, some people made it into SCP's but they were removed cause the writers don't have permission to use Trevor's art and all articles must be published under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License.
True. It‘s why the peanut looks kind of a bit cooler now (at least imo). Less goofy. More hurty. ^^
I went looking for this comment on a 2-year-old video and it was made 12 hours ago. Crazy.
@@ArDeeMee Agreed
there was a later In The Field episode where IH referenced all the "um actually" comments he received. i don't remember which one it was...
@@neeltheother2342
It was in food I think, where he makes a reference to the Rayquaza thing
"Improv sucks."
*does a whole-ass improv routine*
Well he explained what type of improv he doesn't like.
It certainly wasn't the type he did.
NordVPN ads
Any other video: Boring. Skip.
Internet Historian: Watch with rapt attention and actually consider buying
You're an underappreciated advertising prodigy man
The ad was the best part of the video
The nord vpn klan member lmao
It’s honestly so great that Nord VPN still supports him even though he has a Hooded Nord mascot
Watch internet comment etiquette. He had the best nord ads
Nord VPMan is my homeboy! And Shadow Man is a real bro!
The only monster is Internet Historian deliberately forgetting his password.
"Steve the improv guy" bit was living in my head for almost a year now, and i couldn't for the life of me remember where it was from.
This is probably the single most funniest bit i ever heard. Can't believe i stubbled upon it randomly again.
The whole anti improv "no i didn't" cutting it off right away is genius.
I saw this bit when it first came out and I keep coming back to it lol. Absolutely hilarious.
I saw “ad tiem” and my first thought was “woah, does the internet historian know Latin?”
same
Ad mortem inumincus
I N C R E D I B I L I S
@@MeanJelly _Stabs buff infused gladius further into corpse_
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Should've mentioned that Baba Yaga lives in a house that has giant chicken legs that let it walk around.
she livES IN *WH A T??!?!?*
She also has a habbit of washing idiots and princes in sauna, feeding them and letting them sleep in the said house. She also feels like eating them after, but rarely has the luck.
Yeah I always go to her to buy astral runes
@@poisonedpotion She's always out though because of bots.
I knew that that was baba yaga! I remember the myths and legends episodes lmao
I love that they become the monsters when they talk about whales.
Ooh, that's deep.
@@01100101011100100111 thank you
Just on the bow of different ships whipping grenades and 3-pointers into whales' blow holes!
XD
They just want to save the world
maybe the real monsters were the friendships we made along the great whale genocide
"improv theater is the lowest form of comedy"
>proceeds to act out a complete train wreck that has me laughing chaotically in my car
Where you driving? If yes, RIP.
sirenhead isn't an SCP, it's a monster made by trevor henderson, he's actually gotten into a lot of legal shit because people kept trying to run away with his monster ideas and make money off of them.
No one exploits my boy trev
[struggling from success]
esp those fucks in Wattpad and Tumblrr
Oh I think he does know in some way!
As he does make many visual gags! He did infact spent and did a year ago or so a video with Mr Volgun! ^w^
But thank you to always stating and clearing this idea my friend!
no he didnt.
@@samohteel4393 Sirenhead was a shitpost, later added as SCP.
NordVPN has culture letting themselves be advertised this way.
Brand man cinematic universe
Cultured and brilliant. They're lucky to have sponsored a guy who can actually make his viewers want to watch his ads.
@@Mr_Original Between Internet Historian and Internet Comment Etiquette, NordVPN is making some really good marketing investments.
@@aMAXproduction
Wait, who? I haven't hear of that channel, what kind of content do they make?
@@Mr_Original They make Minecraft erotica.
Fun fact: The blobfish is just a normal fish that becomes a blob because of the change of pressure when it leaves the deep sea
We know but bless your heart.
Decompressed fish
@@davidparker.2227 you knew
The real question isn’t about what is it, it is if you would let it hit?
WHAT
27:37 Look up "Bear with mange" and you'll know exactly what that guy must've seen. It's a disease that causes mammals to lose their fur; honestly some good detective work by Internet Historian
The poor thing looks so cold…
well that just made me feel sad...
the editing on these is crazy man
Like it’s bad but it’s so good
@@kilroywashere9343 pretty sure it's just good
Why are you doing here? Well people can watch whatever they want but holy moly...
Kilroy was Here you are a call of duty reference
Seriously, it’s so much work even for stuff that barely gets noticed
Right after he said kill all the whales I got an ad about saving the whales
UA-cam advertising for ya
Irony at it's finest
Right after you said that, I caught you in a lie.
@@crazedmma0 he said you caught him in a lie?
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If a guy approached me like that I think I’d marry him.
if a man told me that i’d have his children right there on the spot
@@SillyWillyNinny I love this song, it's locked in my region, but I use Nord VPN ✓.
@@Zargabaath will you marry me
@@SillyWillyNinny I will.
I never used to be afraid of the dark. Like totally not at all. I actually used to like to creep around at night and stuff until someone also told me about their fear of the dark and now sometimes when I peer into the complete blackness of the night (we live in a rural area with not a lot of light pollution) I see shapes and movement and hear creepy sounds plus a very irrational uneasiness that someone/something is sneaking up behind me and it's like a feedback loop. It's actually strange how contagious fear is
Walking next to a mature corn field at night and realizing a person or creature could be literally 6 feet in the field and they would be totally invisible really ruined country walks for me
You must train so you can sneak up on them instead once more.
@@sallhurd Have they ever spoken to you before? That's my favorite part. 🤘
Let me help, cus I find total blackness to be the most soothing thing in the world.
If you can't see them, usually, they can't see you. As far as people go anyways. And the likelihood of a tiger, or other night vision predator big enough to take you down is generally pretty low.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 ugh I have a walk that I often did in the countryside to my house. There's corn on the side and other fields for agriculture. I always found them kinda fun bc of idk, corn labyrinths / mazes? But then In the tall grass came out on Netflix (the one from Stephen King) and I googled the summary and it's obviously not even about corn. But I got into discussions about the movie and this influenced me so much that I had a very creepy feeling for like a year walking next to this. I still sometimes think about it when I have time to go on a walk on that road and I immediately have a uneasy feeling. Walking on this abandoned road in the summer heat next to plants that are much bigger than you is kinda eerie. (Also he also has written Children of the corn, maybe he was just really scared of the power of food^^) So we can easily create our own fears.
Not to mention my brain has always been running wild so sometimes when I was a child I would play near a forest and then suddenly this feeling of "something will pop out and pull me in" came up for no reason and I got so paranoid that I had to leave immediately. I don't believe in any monsters but my own thoughts really spook me😂now that I think of it this was also my fear for the corn field (not so much being pulled in like in the movie), so maybe I just have to live with that now...wonder what a therapist would say about this haha
The ad was hilarious.
"Heres your drink back"
*Spits in persons face*
I laughed so hard
That moment inched it ahead of the aggressive RAID adverts hes done
Yeah his ads are masterpieces in of themselves
@Veonnj Caines Sometimes broken English fits perfectly.
no he didnt.
"he hypnotizes you with his big eye and then you just get on his plate and he eats you without complaint"
that's, like, 3 fetishes
If he eats you whole that makes 4
Depends whether he digests you afterwards, and also what kind of digestion.
Duddridge1 if he shits you out that makes 5. If you’re literal shit at that point that makes 6. If there’s still bones left that makes 7.
More like, 8
TheFurryAssassin1 If you turned into shit but you're still alive then it's 8.
"here's a new pokemon" actually chooses a pokemon that's 17 years old
I feel old
Oh i get it
I don’t
there are only 151 pokemon
@@Omar_Little imma take that as a joke
18:33 "i think improv is the lowest form of comedy i hate it"
literally all of internet historian outros :
"Is man the real monster?"
"Ooh that's deep"
"Thank you" best diolauge between one person
*deolog
diealoge*
Ahem, diolauge between one person is called monoloogue
@@coal2710 mandelogg*
Every zombie related anything ever (except Left 4 Dead)
Ok, This man had proven himself, to be worthy of getting his main account's password back. Now please give it to him
what's this passwird thing about, im confused
@@7asyou Historian forgot the password to his main channel. He was able to reset the password to the account, and now has access to it.
@@7asyou It's a reccuring joke here. You see, Internet Historian was very active on this channel recently, not on the main one. Then, under one of his videos, that were posted here, someone said, that Internet Historian lost his password. After that, it became a joke
@@handlingitokay thanx boy, when the historian forgets, yikes
@@svijj_ oh mfg that man is genius
I love how offended Historian is when Ordinary Things doesn't want to live with a cat girl.
shiiiddddd
Then historian is neckbeard shidder
He's a true romantic at heart!
They used a picture of my high school in this video, please validate me
i dont need a cat girl because i *am* the cat girl 😎
“When you slap two palms together”
Sir already have a word for that it’s called clapping
“New Pokémon”
Rayquaza can legally get married in America.
And consent, he's 18 baby
A “new” Pokémon.
He was in Smash Brawl
Fug.
Rayquizar is new tho
Watch two grown men discuss what degree of bestiality they deem acceptable
This is a brief summary of the “would you ;)” slide
Nice
As long as they can give consent it's not bestiality, it's xenophilia.
@Wyatt Earp ... no comments, also scaly, not furry
@@danielm.595 they are the same beside what they like, both are like animals but one like fur
I showed this to my mum and got lectured
Karen alert!
Probably because of the momnsters in the flash text at 0:14 gotta watch out for those momnsters.
The chupa cabra (literally "goat sucker" in Spanish) is a pretty good one. Where I'm from the tales I heard as a child scared the hell outta me because I lived almost in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a lot of woods, and also because even some of the most outrageous stories had *some* truth to them rather than being entirely made up. The one that stuck with me the most was that one of our neighbors (a ranch owner) found his dog, pigs, chickens, turkeys and ducks all dead, and they all had at least one or two holes (in terms of size they were at least as wide as a pinky and very deep) from which they were all apparently drained of their blood since there was barely enough blood to account for all the dead animals. The neighbors said it was the chupa cabra, and it caused a bit of a scare for some time with some neighbors keeping watch at night to protect their pets, cattle, or poultry. While I don't think such a creature exists, despite the help from the police and even a forensic specialist that the owner of the ranch hired, they were never really able to tell what the hell happened to those animals or who or what could have done it. I remember personally having a chat with the ranch owner and he told me that it was easily the scariest most bizarre thing that had ever happened to him and he said if there really is anything out there that he hopes it's been dead for long enough that he will never have to find out.
A lot of ufo chasers encounter similar stories involving various livestock.
I remember a special news report of an alleged chupacabra caught on video in south Texas and my dad getting frustrated and claiming the creature shown in the video was just a deer fawn with mange. That was the first time I'd heard of the creature and always thought it interesting.
Stop giving me chills, bro. 😰
Honestly do you know what fascinates me? There probably is a predator just like that out there but it doesn't look as gross. So people already know there's this thing out there that just wants food, but that's not terrifying enough for them. No, they have to make up a whole legend about some weird fable animal. If you think of it this thing behaves just like a wolf or a fox, hearing stories about them ripping sheep and chicken apart should be enough to freeze your blood too. But it doesn't, people just act like they have no right to live bc of their needs (oh no, a wild animal acts like a wild animal...). I bet, if someone found out what kind of animal killed the farm stock, and even if it was the chupacabra, people would quickly stop being scared and start hunting those things down. It's the mystery that builds this legend.
It doesn't even seem to harm humans, so the only thing I would be afraid of is that it could catch rabies or whatever makes them do unreasonable things like going to close to the civilisation and attacking humans. (I would be scared if I was eye to eye with any wild creature, I just wanna clarify😂)
This has been the most entertaining talk about animal genocide.
im the 69th like give me candy
"So I'ma name you some newer Pokemons and you'll guess how they look like.."
"Rayquaza."
*Bruh*
Right?
I'm soo glad I'm not the only one
just a reminder that rayquaza and all other third gen pokemon are 17 years old rn
And then he doesn't respond "Oh no, I've heard and seen that one from years ago when I played those games."
This was painful lmao
Im convinced that sailors were just really shit at driving a boat but the excuse was kinda just “hot fish” followed by silence, “no no no, hot human fish” and everyone was just into it
Yeah most of the time .
Incorrect, it is simply a mix of large amounts of alcohol and mouldy food.
@@carbon1255mermussy denier
“Mento” should be that one that’s always trying to get listed as an SCP, but the foundation ignores his request while still keeping an eye on him.
"oh come one please guys? Ive killed like 12 people last moth, I even for spider legs! why cant I be part of the SCPs? please?"
"shutup Mento you are too budget to waste resources on. "
The Milhouse of SCP.
MENTO SHOULD BE A VIRTUAL SCP FILE THAT RANDOMLY REPLACES OTHER FILES, AND UNTIL IT IS CHANGED BACK, MENTO ACTUALLY EXISTS IN THE WORLD
@@lacijuhos7613 mhhm good idea!
He does often look quite cute with his appearance
Especially as the nose appears almost like a mouth too
Baba Yaga actually quite a nice person in many tales. Well, she does eat misbehaving kids, but thats kinda standart practice for witches.
So somewhat similar to Strega Nona?
Standard practice for witches is to eat ALL children, naughty or nice. If she only eats bad ones she has morality.
And middle aged upper class white women across the Midwestern united states so is it that far fetched?
She acts like a person. Sometimes pleasant and supporting to the MC, sometimes a villain. Sometimes a treacherous old hag, sometimes a wise babushka with advise. I wouldn't call her a monster, she's often used to represent the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, that even though her appearance is scary and everyone around tells she's bad and dangerous, you just need to treat her like any other human being, and she'll give back. Basically she's like Shrek. A misunderstood person.
If you think about it, she does community service and a good one.
Internet Historian sponsor ads are the only ones I actually sit through.
I would actually recommend checking out Noodle, he makes pretty good content and his ads are great as well
There’s few people who do it well. Drew gooden also does a nice job
I actively go back to the architecture video just to watch that masterpiece nord ad
Modern Rogue/Scam Nation has good ones too.
Internet comment etiquette
Mento looks like a monster’s inc character
He does look distantly related to Mr. Waternews
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"So yeah pyrocinical stole my ad and made a low energy version of it"
yup
I love the subtle back and forth jabs they do at each other over their ads 🤣
@@supraguy4694 and now the collab
"So yeah pyrocinical stole my ad and made a MLG version of it"
Speaking of ads, incognito could've just did the rey-con or ray-id shadow legends on the reyquaza one
Due to his aversion to Coke, MENTO only stalks Pepsi theatres.
"big moth, innit?" Is a very British reaction to seeing mothra
Russian here. Actually in the past mortars were quite large, up to 80 cm tall. They weren't used to mix a few spices, they were used to smash huge amounts of grains into nothing. For example, flour and oil were made like this. So Baba Yaga's mortar is big, but not absurdly big.
I think it might as well be not a mortar but a butter churn. Makes slightly more sense to me
Just big enough to crush her enemies!!!
My parents used them to remove the husk from rice when they were young.
I can imagine that big mortar being used to crush a baby into pulp for some ritual.
So at least Russian witches actually had other jobs for their flying magic thingy unlike the generic witch with their broom.
What, like sweeping the floor?
Fun Fact: Siren head isn’t an scp! He’s copyrighted and therefore legally can’t be an scp, because the scp franchise is in the Creative Commons license.
R.I.P.
@@davidribeiro have you heard about the teddy scp? It broke my heart.
David Ribeiro Siren head is overused shit that 3am channels for 7 year olds use. Scp can actually tell a fucking horror story.
@@davidribeiro the hell you say, do you even read the articles my guy.
@@flauntingfloof maybe try reading some different articles, or maybe it's just not for you but at least you weren't disrespectful
Mento the fresh monster.
Did his finger slipped or why is this random comment with few likes hearted?
Mento the Fresh Monster of Bel-Air
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These ads legitimately made me change from express VPN to Nord just because I enjoy seeing the word "Nord" everytime I boot up my pc
Slenderman was a perfectly fine monster before the mainstream got a hold of him.
The air of ambiguity around him and his intentions and how the fuck he got everywhere was genuinely terrifying for a while, but that all went away the more people wanted to fill in the blanks with their own creepypasta interpretations of him.
That happens to every monster that people like sadly. Siren head was terrifying in 2018 but now he best know from feckin Roblox games. I think SCP is a fantastic platform and i love alot of the anomalous objects on the platform; but the popular ones ( 096, 173, 682 ) are just so overused and stale. at this point im not surprised that alot of people think that SCP sucks without looking for the good less popular articles
@@Omegaset Go watch Dr Cimmerian's video on how the media interprets SCP. SCP is more like science fiction rather than horrer.
Also Yahtzee Crowshaw had released a game called Trilby's Notes featuring a similar villain and he liked to advertise a few months before the Slender Man first appeared on something awful, which he frequented.
He also set off the fedora apocalypse.
Yeah he was really spooky before the 10 year old creepypasta fangirls got ahold of him
There's nothing wrong with having actual answers rather than "oOOOoo, noooboOody knoOOOoows!" the problem is when the people who are filling in the blanks suck at writing.
Ordinary Things: Here is a new pokemon.
Pulls out Rayquaza who came out at 2004
He pronounces it wrong too 😤 😤
Da sea pickle of justice I guess I’m not allowed to make a funny when internet man tells me its bad to make fun of funny UA-cam guy
@Da sea pickle of justice I honestly have no fucking clue what that means but hell yeah man that was funny!
nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddd
I wanted to beat him with a stuck for it. RAYQUAZA???
"He needs a big monobrow"
He only has one eye, would be weird if he actually had two brows.
Actually. That would make him more scary? Kinda?
What if he had two pupils and irises horizontally, but it was still one big eyeball and it had 2 eyebrows
@@Brutarii Like Sonic.
*COUNT OLAF*
"You brought your baby to rock climbing class?"
"No, I didn't!"
"My god, man, is that your date, then?"
",So Pyrocynical just stole my whole ad and did a low energy version" nice!
Pyro stole 2 ads it wasn’t even just the one😂 but oh well I still love them both.
@@daneherron7014
Plagerism is really rad
@Love the Nug One of them is on the video about Ninja's book guide to gaming
(They're still pretty funny tho)
@@brosephnoonan223 especially when you miss the joke
Its a good ass way to advertise i love internet historians ads there the best
“I’m gonna read you off a new (Pokémon)“
Starts off with a 16 year old Pokémon from the Gameboy Advance
XD
That Pokémon still a minor! It counts!
His pronunciation of Rayquaza is actually infuriating.
@@andrewgallagher7690 that was truly a disrespect to Rayquaza......
@@andrewgallagher7690 Rayquizar
The idea of waking up in a children's bedroom and having the parents coming in trying to figure out what happened to the child is scarier than there being a monster there
Didn't that actually happened tho?
@@mustard4762 I’ve heard that happened to Robert Downey jr
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat well who else really?
26:23
Mento: “Alright, get ready for your scene. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll do great. So far, everyone I’ve worked with were spectacular actors.”
Actor: “Oh god please don’t kill me”
Mento: “That’s _not_ *What Your Line I̵͕̓S̶̢̧̟͙̞̭̼̝͉̼̘̅̾͆̽͐̔͐̀̈́͒̎̀͝ͅ ̴̧̧̲͎̹̯̪̱͚̰͇̰̼̪̦̜̈͊̚͝Ŝ̵̪̪͎̱̪͒̉̑̍̔͆̔̾̽̐̌̀̆́̎̕Ŭ̶̙̬̼̦̘͉͐̈́͝P̸̛̗͔̜͇̠̥̦̼̯̆͋̑̈̋̏͆͂̓̆̌͊͊̚͘͘P̸̧̼͕̜̰̳̺̞̫͚͙͓̺͚̺̩̥̏͛̊͋̉͗͆̄̚̚̕͝Ớ̶͓̫͕̏͒̈̂S̴̡̗̰̣͍̠̭̜̱̹̙͖̫̦̆̍̋̆̐̇̊́̈̒́̍͂͘̕͜͝Ẽ̶̩̖̝̻̐̐̑̐̽̈̀̂̄́͝͠D̴̳̻͚͉̮̞̅̾́̇͆̀ ̸̪̦̘̤̺̗̜͗̈́̑͆͗̋̽̄̊̕̚͝T̸̡̻͓̽̉̃̊̍̑̂̃̈́̀̚͘͠͠Ơ̸̡͙̻̮͒̓̀̈͂̅̾͂́͒͊͋̎̃͛ ̶̛͈̰̠͓̥̣̳̞͔̣̤͂̄B̷̢̨̼̯͓͔͕͍̻͈̗̙̰̭̜̆͐͒É̵̡̛̜͍͔̠̺̯̔̂́̾̊̊͒́̈́̐̂́̕”*
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I didn’t know you were friends with the gentleman pirate Stede Bonnet!
Also this is the first time I’ve heard you say “innit”, incredible.
Yeah exactly. I noticed it too. I would probably have ignored it, but having seen the movie i heard that innit. And in my mind when i tought of it i read it with the other pirates ( i cant remember his name) voice
STEEEEEEEEEEEDE
@@teal_m_101 STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE
I like how he and stede met stede to go commit whale genocide
This truly is a DEEPEST LORE moment
I like how the only SCP you talked about isn't even an SCP.
It is now
Scp?
@@reverieWithRupam didn't Trevor Henderson said that he didn't want Siren Head to be an SCP so they didn't make it one? Or is Siren Head one now?
@@arthur9491 I checked a long time ago and I think it was one... They might've removed it now
@@arthur9491 yup, just checked. It says it was removed
I like how his ads just don't bother advertising much anymore
"You already know this, here's a reminder"
Also it's the better way to sell things. It's generally much more effective to market to someone based on emotions rather than logic. I actually did sign up for a VPN service recently and I used this guys link because he makes me laugh. Time before this I used Internet Comment Ettiquettes link because he makes me laugh too. The hard sell just doesn't work that well. It's also really strange when the advert is tonally at odds with the video it's in. IH understands his audience and sells to them in a way they'll be receptive too. I'd bet he's making decent money off his adverts in comparison to many other content creators.
It's actually effective,to me at least because I downloaded raid because of his ads
@@r3digit No way, someone actually downloaded raid?
Wanna sell an ad? Tell a story.😍
The biggest rule in improv "no, its not"
Very Monty Phyton style
Ordinary Things: "I'm gonna read you some names of some new Pokèmon"
*Reads out Pokèmon that are over 18 years old*
Just boomer things
And historian doesn't even realise smh
Hey now. Hey now. Don't dream its over.
Yeah it made me cringe
What's that?? OVER EIGHTEEN, YOU SAY???
"What sould we call our monster?"
"Reiii... d Shadow Legends"
read my fking mind i was bouta write that down
Ngl I thought u were gonna say Reilly Reid
"i fear no man... but those ads... they scare me"
internet historian be like: ees got a siren for ees ead rather shtewpid innit
you wrote a comment making fun of his accent and he liked it... i cannot comprehend this bizarre occurrence.
@@ojsojs246 bruh
Bruh moments
I think Ahuizotl's from aztec myth are terrifying. also Kelpies from Celtic Myth's are TERRIFYING, they're like horse mermaids and they like to offer people a ride on their back and then as soon as the person is on they run to the nearest river/lake/body of water and drown them
“I’m gonna read you some names of some new Pokémon” *Pulls out a Pokémon that’s almost 20 years old*
and still wasnt even close to pronouncing it right
"new pokemon" is anything past 151
@@ausaskar ok boomer
@@IP1kachuI what about you stop watching kids cartoons and and start being an adult you manchild .
@@wonderfultube6699 no u
I’m loving the character arc of Shadow man and Nord VPeeN man.
"so pyrocynical just stole my whole ad and he-"
Ah, shade thrown
It's funny how I enjoy the shade despite the fact that until now I had no idea "Pyrocynical" and his videos exist.
@@thebiggestcauldron you should look at his new controversy it's a shocker
@@i_kick_babies6832 Yeah. It went to hell
@@i_kick_babies6832 yes, it’s _probably_ false though
Pyrocynical stole his add, when?
I've always been curious. Does Internet Historian have all of those photoshop things lined up or does his guest have to wait while he googles images then gets it all ready for the joke?
Its a bit of both. They photoshop some of the things like girl with hooves and drawing the pokemon live while the editor adds things like the Baba Yaga flying in the forest in after the recording.
He edits in real time. This video took exactly 32 minutes and 37 seconds to make.
SCP 4568: “Steve the Improv Dude”
There is already an SCP by that number
LightningLogan it was just Steve acting
"So, you'd be willing to date the cat?"
"No"
"NO!?"
He needs to learn that "a cat is fine too".
@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep please not cat
@Galaxy Milkduds not cat
@@jded_404 cat
neko likes some fucko
6:58 HOLY CRAP IT'S CAPTAIN STEDE BONNET
fuckin deep lore here
He did survived with his gun and his somehow resurrected Quartermaster matey.
Steeeeeeeeeeeeed
funny that this came out before the gentleman's pirate
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!!!
You have no idea how often I use the phrase "you'll get hooved into next week with those babies" in my daily life ever since first watching this video. My absolute favorite line so far. It's never applicable, but that doesn't matter.
I know the "What is monster?" Opening was mean to be funny but imagine that. Your a father or mother to an 8 year old kid. You love them dearly. He has said that he had seen monsters in his closet and his scared for multiple nights. You eventually put a night light in his room. Hours into the night there is some loud sounds coming from his room. You open it up to find a 70 year old man in your kids room and has taken the space of your son. He repeatedly just says that "A monster took him" and is crying saying he wants to go home.
That is a fully fledged out horror story. They came up with a fully fledged short horror story as a joke. I’m in awe
@@lewissavaidis I feel explaining it makes it less scary.
I'd suggest the play The Pillow Man by Martin Mcdonagh (In Bruges, Three Billboards, Seven Psychopaths)
Explaining monsters always make them worse
Sounds like something AI Dungeon would do.
> You enter your child’s room and make sure he’s ok
You open the door and see an old man lying in the bed. He looks afraid.
> You demand him to tell you where your son is
You confront the old man and ask him where your son is. He keeps saying that the monsters have taken him. The old man is crying, wanting to go home.
>"Are humans the real monsters?"
>"Kill all the whales"
HMMMMM
That makes humans heroes. Getting rid of all the monsters
@@nicosmind3 Nope, we cultivate monsters idea in animals because we can't deal with the fact humans are the real and only "monsters", basically where the majority of monster lore came from (that and drunk sailors). Kinda like humans inventing the afterlife because humans can't deal/comprehend death. If humans were real heroes they would sacrifice themselves for the good of the universe and the planet.
Microtransaction why don’t you start off the hero process with yourself, then?
@@desertedgoat17 Such a stupid and ignorant thing that every kid goes on about, "for the good of the universe and the planet" for starters the planet doesn't give a fuck and will continue to go on long after we do or don't go extinct, secondly if the planet doesn't give a fuck about us then you can be sure the universe doesn't even notice your spec of an existence, Its so ironic that you talk about humans "inventing" things to cope with the truth while you have adopted some retarded idea that humans are somehow unnatural and it would be a good thing to sacrifice ourselves when really you're just pretentious.
All species go extinct, all planets will die, the universe has no meaning at all.
And just to show how pretentious you are, I can tell you the real reason monster stories were invented was to scare children out of doing dangerous things, instead of telling children that the forest is full of dangerous animals and plants that could kill them to which a child wouldn't understand or care, you just tell the child a monster is in the forest, and then they wouldn't go in. The only reason monster stories are still around today, is because some of them actually make for really interesting tales that use morality as a backbone to the story.
"We cultivate monsters idea in animals" then why are there so many successful humanoid monsters or just straight serial killers that make it into horror stories? Why is slenderman, freddy, jason, demons, zombies, hundreds of examples of humanoid monsters?
@@desertedgoat17 wow you sound very depressed
I'm surprised they didn't talk about Silent Hill monsters.
Well, Siren Head is pretty close? I could see that guy showing up in Downpour.
7:04 I love how Captain Stede Bonnet just looks utterly baffled. Not just here but in general. Great work, guys!
"new Pokemon"
Picks a Pokemon older than the majority of your audience
Oooh. Get this man a gold medal
Boomers unite
>tfw pokemon emerald is two years older than you
Woah look out, Pokémon expert in the house. Nobody is impressed.
@@pacotaco840 Yeah well I know Mewtwo's birthday and you don't. Checkmate.
Sirenhead is about to walk with a business card saying he's not a SCP on him at this point.
Seriously i don’t understand why so many people are calling it an SCP. I guess every spooky monster is automatically an SCP now
Jackalson I think the prime reason why is how it shares a similar energy to most early SCPs, so it gets tossed around in the same category a lot. It also doesn’t help that Trevor has done some artwork for an SCP in the past
@@godzillaking5033 Or that someone saw the SCP Sandbox Wiki and went "LOOK GUYS! IT IS!"
Disability card you mean, like Joker in Joker 2019
Ive really come to hate a lot of the SCP wiki/community ever since it was abandoned by /x/ back in 2015. It didnt decline until around 2017 when the mods turned into the most power hungry, unreasonable writers with no standards beyond whether they liked it or not. They actively promoted terrible self inserts and would remove anything which could be insensitive, regardless of its written quality
Steve had me in tears.
Improv about a man that cant improv is the best thing I've laughed at all week.
Uhhh
Defeated noise
@@sergeantsainsburys9181 you're dead
Improv*
he had himself in tears as well
i can just imagine kricketune being called to do improvisational performance and just pulling out a saxophone and a Real Book
Note: Siren Head isn't and SCP, people just for some reason started slapping an SCP number on the image captions. That's not how SCPs work, needs to be on the website with a proper case file.
all creepypasta is conflated with SCP nowadays. Thats the price for beinf famous.
Yea I'm like wtf but I heard someone making a story for him with the normal shenanigans power but people are asking because fans makes siren head with other powers and makes multiple other siren head but it's made by the fans and not the creator so it's is very confusing
Story : I've seen a UA-cam channel that makes horror monsters origins animated with voice acting and everything , once they covered siren head and apparently they said siren head is an scp in the video and the Creator of siren head took it down / copy strikes idk but I was some of the lucky ones that manege to watch it before it was taken down it was saying that siren head was a dead body that a doctor tried to recover and the reason for the siren because the vocal cords are hard to create so they used siren first it was pretty tame helping the doctor moving stuff but it grew really large from a normal adult size human to the normal size of siren head in the usual original picture ( this is very oversimplified and there is this nurse and all but I've never heard in the video saying siren head is an scp but idk )
Shut up nerd
@@Nighthawk20000 Detroit become shut
@@bednegochie4963 scp 049-j has the most effective cure,change my mind
When he spit in the girl's face during the Nord VPN add.... I fucking died.
the nord vpn add was funny lmfao
@@ceoofsex2165 he's got the best sponsor segments on UA-cam for sure. I never skip them, sometimes I even re-watch them ha.
@@QuestForTacos it’s ironic cause he hates sponsers
@@JaneDoeValentine I know, right? Gotta respect that man's presence on the platform.
My condolences to your family
"So Pyrocynical just stole my whole ad and made a low energy version of it"
Mood
Based
I don't get it. Please explain.
@@dominiclarratt9968 in the newest few videos pyro has almost (purposefully) stolen the ad style from IH.
Almost?
@@jeltje50 why tho?
0:40 I used that EXACT same wolf howl soundbite on my myspace like 15 years ago. I know because there is a little *ding* in the background towards the end.
*a minute long dramatic intro of talking about monsters*
"I don't think I can get behind orangutans"
Half of the comments:
'This isnt a new pokemon'
'Sirenhead isnt a scp'
Perhaps the real monsters are the ones we made in the comment section
And the friends we made along the way
It's a fair assumption though, since there is an scp that is named sirenhead.
@@dominikrudolfettrich2556 its a fan submission, not a real scp and it couldn't be an scp since siren head is a licensed character
yes
I am pretty sure that sirenhead is a pokemon
This man is the only UA-camr who makes sponsorships I don't skip.
Check out internetetiquette
Rob Gavagan makes his funny as well.
@@electron6825 hes trash
@@ajnode hes negative
Right
IH and ordinary things need a weekly show. By far my favorite combo.