[M4A] You Are A Cat. (Cat/Neko Listener) (Scritches) (Rain Sounds) (Sleep Aid) || ASMR RP

[@crowaudio2802]

delighted by the "you have such a hard life" line bc that's something i say to my cats all the time when they're being dramatic

[@Demi_07]

THIS IS IT, THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

[@Lamian]

what have i done

[@c0ff1n_mylo]

@@Lamian gods work

[@Rendemy]

WOOOO YEAH BABY

[@Demi_07]

@@Rendemy Yesshhh

[@fiqsonmingi]

making me wish I'm actually a cat in a cozy home. no thoughts, just meow meow.

[@Lamian]

sleep and poop what a life

[@c0ff1n_mylo]

@@Lamian I love how sarcastic that was, if it wasn't I read things, INCREDIBLY wrong.

[@BebeSpoke]

I have no idea why listening to ambient noise, along with someone quietly doing things near me is so damn soothing, but here we are

[@Lamian]

presence is soothing

[@monbub]

​@@Lamianthis. knowing we're sharing time together is the most comforting thing. that and listening to a person's (or my doggo) breathing.

[@soapsoupssk9308]

you had my entire attention at the pspspsps, love the audio, it was really calming

[@Lamian]

oh to be psspss'd at

[@-Fxwn]

@@Lamian 🤣🤣

[@mellyvflo]

2:00 the humming + rain sounds are a killer asmr combo fr

[@reiningsoral]

this audio really got me believing i am just a cat that somehow ended up with a human life

[@niciwrites]

I volunteer for a cat rescue organisation so this was such a fun role reversal. I've fostered over 50 cats and kittens and given a piece of my heart to each and every one of them. I'd like to think they also enjoy rambling and scritches 😻

[@SenseiblueTheCatboy]

“Pspspsps~”
Meanwhile I’m wondering why he wants to rebuild The Soviet Union with ramen noodles

[@mage4585]

love the title. short and straight to the point 😂

[@Lamian]

verbose bad

[@Nichichan]

Why is this good
Why am I ok being a cat

[@snwbby197]

This was so sweet and so so soothing 🥰 and the humming!! Thank you so much for this audio!

[@Lamian]

thanks for listening :)

[@elphieofkiamoko]

Lamian, talking to his cat in a perfectly rational voice: The laundromat machines ate my coins.
Me, talking to my cat in baby voice: whO's My sTInkY liTTle bABY BirDIE gIrL?!

[@raissa_fs]

The perfect audio for today! For the first time in a long time I succeeded in petting a random cat on the street 😭❤️

[@Lamian]

congrats!!!

[@mirulexx5974]

I was a bit a sad but this made my night ty pookums 🙏

[@lithroom]

it's an honor having u as our owner

[@doraisblind4526]

ISTFG IF THIS HANDSOME GUITAR DUDE WITH A COOL ASS VOICE SAYS THAT I AM A CAT THEN I FUCKING AM.

[@orozsidney]

i lowkey wish i were a cat

[@aiwlazs]

No problems just meow, meow.

[@monbub]

​@@aiwlazsmeow meow 🐱

[@m.a.w.]

This is so sweet and soft! I love it!

[@elielibaby]

Oh, to be a cat. Free of laundry and taxes. The good life indeed.

[@accel_3982]

The soothing rain and voice were nice, I like the video game sound effects a lot as well, thank you for the upload

[@Lamian]

shoehorning my steam deck into an audio

[@htt.ps_gyuaru]

"you are a cat"
wait no i- meow 😼

[@ROZIEmusic]

wait I went into this not really expecting it to be my thing but oh my GOD. I am fully into this rn 😻meow

[@m-l-]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[@Lamian]

💀

[@doraisblind4526]

Meow purrrr 😼 💅
Bro had so much fun recording this

[@iweallyloveeggs]

how i wish to be a cat in my next life and live this life

[@monbub]

oh to be chubby spoiled kitty with a cute loving owner

[@DAYBREAKER7588]

Interesting i hope I'm at least a calico cat

[@JstDai]

Soy tu gata wacho 🧍‍♀️ * I love cats

[@belphegay5568]

i can't believe i recognized VVVVVV from the first sound, not even with music

[@Lamian]

yes!!! one of my favourite platformers and games of all time

[@s9lis]

Never thought I'd get "pspspsps" at. But here I am

[@beesechurger56]

if lamian says i am a cat then i am a cat

[@fracchia1457]

So now… I’m a cat…
And I like it….
I don’t even know what emoji to put at this point of my life💀

[@OccoNinebar]

The title made me think “🎶you are a caaat (you’re a cat! Boogie woogie woogie)”

[@bettiebunn]

so good, thank you lamian!!

[@Lamian]

glad you enjoyed :)

[@5166y]

the gaslighting in the title is crazy 😖 i’m a human ty!!!!

[@hooohooo283]

if i had a cat i'd make it listen to this to keep it busy

[@Lamian]

the future is now

[@Elauxxx]

I am, as a certain author's book's name would say it, no longer human.
This therefore means that I am becoming a feline.

[@vinsmokeythebear6562]

You mean osamu dazai

[@soaphelia]

The title made me giggle

[@heyhelloitsmilo]

i already wanted to be a cat but this solidified it more jfc

[@0x0-b6h]

THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING

[@cmptrbat]

If you make another video like this, you should DEFINITELY add purring 👀

[@Lamian]

i contemplated doing that for a bit

[@ROZIEmusic]

meow i guess 🤷‍♀

[@lina9535]

I find it very funny that the first short video below this one is yours, with the cat that rubbed itself on the shoes 😂

[@Starr021]

I’m here!! ❤

[@katiet7454]

I HAVE BEEN HOPING FOR YOU TO DO NEKO

[@eliseh.2729]

I AM A CAT

[@Lamian]

you are a cat

[@gabem00]

im now waiting patiently for a puppy version😌

[@Lamian]

hmm

[@fasaize]

oh no… 🚶🏻‍♀️.. whats.. 🧎🏻‍♀️
whats happening to me…? 🐈

[@anon877]

IM A CAT YIPPEEEEE

[@猫好き-03]

my furry era

[@Lamian]

i beg your pardon

[@valyval]

brain go brrrRrRrrrrrRrRr

[@drowsyprincesss]

oh noo..what’s happening to me ..🧍🏻‍♀️..🧎🏻‍♀️..🐱

[@orozsidney]

a cat??? interesting😭

[@xmajqa]

Cute

[@doraisblind4526]

I am a what now-
🚶🏻‍♀️👁👄👁👍🏻😄

[@milky4147]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow?

[@Lamian]

what the hell are you saying i don't understand

[@milky4147]

@Lamian I won't lie, I completely forgot I commented this. I just had woken up from a 5 hour nap. I was a completely different person

[@littlejoy1598]

im actually early for oncee

[@zombie66]

♡

[@wrenchman6588]

It’s my birthday.

[@Lamian]

happy birthday!

[@wrenchman6588]

@@Lamian awe thank you so much

[@munchkinsoup]

how to be a cat? 😁

[@Lamian]

step 1

[@catsrsocuteyay]

😭😭😭

[@doraisblind4526]

Listen me as a cat IS NOT GONNA BE FUN lemme tell u that....