Jay-Z the Tank Engine

[@CharlesVeitch]

My toddler has 99 episodes of Thomas but unfortunately this ain't one...

[@michaelkeller5180]

Man. Dave Chapelle has been surpassed. You are the legit greatest comedian of all time. Thank you.

[@ToxicDevil00]

someone please like this comment two more times and then never ever again

[@jubba8195]

Charles Veitch Love your videos :D

[@StorytellerNineteeN]

Puttin the "hood" in childhood.

[@emerillagassi3858]

You win life points for that.

[@kaitlynrauch3454]

Whoever figured out that you can put the Thomas theme behind so many different rap songs deserves an award.

[@Wil348OnStorm]

Got 99 problems but The Fat Controller ain't one.

[@StinKyChupz]

Oh gosh lol

[@Smoopadoop]

topkek/10

[@chistinelane]

Wil348OnStorm the controll controlls all

[@LuigiLego64]

Why does this fit so perfectly like this is the best thing ever.

[@henriksimonsen2471]

i have made a mashup of some random accapella and Eminem, and it works perfect everytime :)

[@harrisonmccreight6192]

No one knows, but it was put on the earth to enjoy and not question.

[@LuigiLego64]

Harrison McCreight It is a blessing you could say.

[@mob3482]

LuigiLego64 can you send a link to the vid i can't find it

[@LuigiLego64]

maurice brooks what do you mean?

[@joemorley7619]

Jay z and Thomas need to collab again.

[@smokey121979]

Lol

[@BrynLFilms]

This is it
The internet has fulfilled its purpose
There's nothing left for humans to achieve

[@theguywhoannoysme]

Fuck that. Virtual reality awaits.

[@dickkickemthereckoning7425]

theguywhoannoysme now we wait to see jay-z the tank engine in 3D!

[@rawrkablah]

@@theguywhoannoysme Hey mate, just letting you know VR is here now.

[@ProfessorCFT]

I got 99 problems, but late deliveries ain't one.

[@Jordan-pt4cj]

Chaedi Nice one girl!!!

[@Palladinium21]

+Chaedi I said that some times, but I belive that this IS THE BEST youtube comment ever!

[@briancooper]

this works on so many levels.

[@caligula4872]

I got 99 problems but my train ain't one

[@MrDaratum]

Putting the hood in childhood.

[@chips989]

Right in the childhood

[@niekschilperoord1640]

childhood upgraded

[@user-be3wy7yu1p]

Jay-Z, putting the hood in childhood.

[@cringe_person0855]

Yep

[@calebhardman15]

i got 99 engines but my tank ain't one

[@jonathandemmond276]

Thomas the dank engine putting the hood in childhood.

[@JeremyMilliner]

This is the only version of 99 Problems that I listen to anymore.

[@karunkun]

Pretty sure all of human civilization existed for the purpose of culminating in this.

[@ruvensama]

this shit's my jam

[@regan169]

Drebin!

[@ruvensama]

nah man. I'm snake, drebin is black

[@jarrodc1802]

regan169 Mhmhmhmhm....People these days.....

[@sussysustinence]

Solid Snake shut up big boss

[@darthmarticusLFC]

The picture just makes it

[@MrC4m777]

Chug life.

[@ajstarths3811]

Jay-Z the Dank Engine putting the hood in childhood don't h8 m8 r8 tis 8/8

[@AndrewValdez399]

+Alaran Woodside Copy much?

[@Gaming_youtube_b]

jay z the chug engine

[@Soulreaper066]

LMFAO this is PERFECT

[@Barrowsbro86]

if your having cargo problem's i feel bad for you son I got 99 problem and a hitch ant one.

[@PotRoast666]

Wow, this song is actually dope as fuck. I remembered listening to it yesterday, and had to recheck it out. Rapid Strike did you make this?

[@kevsabeaver]

I must have listened to this 20 times and still cant suppress a chuckle every time that intro kicks in.

[@xanthussuhtnax3011]

its so... perfect I love it keep dem coming

[@TAUWNT]

99 Dank engines but a tank ain't one

[@Themingemoblie]

Imma be honest
Thomas the tank engine is easily one of the best productions for a song ever.
Best unintentional beat ever

[@marsargo99]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

[@marsargo99]

That's not very ironic. You do understand the meaning of irony?

[@shaNk9x]

He is saying its irony because you are complaining about something being overused while having a doge profile picture, which is a billion times more overused than this. That is the irony.

[@Ratload]

very prick

[@shaNk9x]

hey Johnny, entered any friendzones lately?

[@chips989]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[@danielwilkins7509]

This Thomas Train re-mix, could be the sequel, to The Panic! At the Disco re-mix! Keep up the good mashups!

[@stewbamrah]

This is insanely hilariously amazing!

[@pwnyboy9714]

... God damn it, Paige...

[@jkon156]

I got 99 problems but a caboose ain't one!

[@DvirMeitav]

This is one of the best things here in UA-cam.

[@puppa_warpig1086]

Still the best mashup I can find

[@bedeo10]

Ive just been going through a youtube binge of all the rappers with this song in the background

[@larryjlangan]

DAT BEAT GOES WIT EVERYTHIN THOMAS DA MOST GANGSTA ASS TRAIN

[@mikeunt7650]

this guy deserves a grammy, oscar and a medal of honor

[@damkilla6806]

I got 99 problems, but Thomas the dank engine ain't one.

[@LFP_btc]

the result of Thomas in da hood

[@xxstarman720xx7]

fucking normie

[@destroyerjames3recordingks309]

+lupis the great All hail the great loaf.

[@MadMax-oy4um]

The base beat can be held by practicly all wraps. Would live to hear a Dre tune Thomas Dank’D

[@FlyingV555]

There’s this: ua-cam.com/video/dZDTNZUXjGE/v-deo.html

[@novacide3901]

"in before UMG rejection"
I'm actually surprised that this video is still up lol

[@collind-pad6616]

Every Thomas mashup with a rap never ceases to amaze me

[@shotgunpete5117]

"Son do you know what I'm stoppin' you for?" my fucking sides, that whole second verse along with that image is pure fucking gold xDDD

[@TheAmazingchickens]

This can't be a coincidence XD.

[@llysiakendall]

I don't know how I'm still alive right now, I'm laughing so much I can't breathe XD

[@chysayeh4043]

I've been bumping to this for hours. Shit's tight

[@DrDinkle]

CLASSIC!!!! Hahaha! Funny as hell, so perfect! :D XD

[@soraaftp]

Watch at 1.25 speed.

[@bdttrance4194]

0:47 lol just made me laugh

[@ewill226]

I got 99 trains but Jay-Z ain't one. I mean, I wish Jay-Z was my train.

[@hevenlychocoholic]

WEEEEEEEEE YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@tripadvices8551]

The best one by FAR. Holy, Shit

[@geistycat4532]

These two songs were destined to go together. Seamless.

[@yodagaming2559]

Best one thus far

[@kuzzdo]

This is the best remix or what ever it is evar!!!

[@legomyowneggo]

I'm glad this is a thing on the internet.

[@Archiv3sofpa1n]

why does this go so well with every rap song

[@kvltizt]

I GOT THE FAT CONTROL ON THE TRACK PATROL

[@paulmurphy5118]

this beat is the new guile theme, it goes with anything

[@tinglydingle]

This is fucking gold dude

[@Zikkim-k2r]

This was the peak of music

[@ashsherod6321]

Watch the Tracks

[@IronMaidenfan6]

i don't understand how this is so amazing

[@downheartted]

im crying s en d help

[@bad_atgames]

What

[@chistinelane]

ammy DOS ummm 911, yeah some girl just got eaREKT

[@kriskattner9918]

what anine is your profile pic from

[@downheartted]

+BOBAFETTDUDE Mine is from Mememe, this music video thing

[@blazegaming8371]

Puttin' the hood in childhood.

[@shotgunpete5117]

I'm dying xDDD

[@Drifyre]

This makes me want to watch the show again -_-

[@JoyGrenade]

This is fucking GENIUS. Fantastic job, friend.

[@truesainty8291]

Why is this so much better then the normal one lol

[@StarWarsRealTalk]

rapping about his car getting searched for drugs, thomas the tank engine theme, yep. perfect :)

[@yungrefugee5469]

This is actually really good

[@797gaming]

I got 99 engines but a bitch aint one..

[@wiithepeople2]

So many OGs on the isle of Sodor

[@PaperBandit]

i swear to god the thomas theme go's with every thing

[@xcrysisbetahackx]

wow this is a great song for rap to be combined to it

[@anastasiaaskitis8428]

This is so beautiful

[@TheSuperCoolMan122]

Wait what? I lost my train of thought
I got 99 railways but the hood ain't one

[@blakkheart67]

This puts the hood back into childhood.

[@emilio7222]

Putting Hood in Childhood

[@BatterMontaguemusic]

Mozart?!

[@jakebolger]

Batter Montague He grew up

[@crosstxweed]

I have never been this happy

[@drewweil9483]

Still watching this in 2017

[@BKSD26]

If I won the lottery, id crank this all the way to the bank

[@mattmueller7355]

Best song of 2015

[@Oslokiddo]

This is just perfect

[@masterjoedude]

just awesome man KEEP IT UP!

[@Yykba1]

this is actually pretty awesome.

[@jogocraft]

Play this on repeat while playing any scary game, thank me later.

[@haydencalderon4883]

I like this more than the original. wow

[@geoffh860]

Putting the 'hood' back in childhood

[@happyfacefries]

I love the description

[@iwaswithyourmum]

It's disturbing how well this fits

[@aneviltaxi]

This is most excellent!

[@RossTheMango]

best song ever

[@cobalt789]

I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life chose me.

[@xellanox]

somehow this works quite well together

[@theWhiteDevilDante]

awesome . pure awesomeness

[@vocivix]

This is why I internet

[@MrJaynash]

BEST THING EVER

[@nomomidonthaveretardation2093]

Puberty hits hard.

[@seanmabiasan6909]

puttin' da hood in thomas da slammed engine

[@thesupercode]

cool, my mob deep vs Thomas the tank engine mix is cool too