Namaskarawallekum!! So happy that we could take time from live shows and get back to making videos! For those of you who enjoyed it, huge thanks for the love and support! More content coming your way. Stay tuned! :) #jordindian #notificationsquad Oh, also in the meantime, please feel free to share your doctor stories! Go crazy! 👍🏽
1st doctor was a: Model 2nd doctor was a: Rapper 3rd doctor was a: Athlete 4th doctor was a: musician 5th doctor was a: Engineer 6th doctor was a: Magician 😂😂
5:16 *lyrics* Salsa cookies Give me cookies They'll give you gonorrhea!!! This octopus let's give him boots Send him to North Korea!!! A paper cut Sand paper hurts Make room for AAaaaAAaaaaaaa Piece of lovely cake
Vineeth is an excellent actor. How well did he imitate the female malayali nurse!!!I always see such kind of nurses with such body language always in hospitals. Also when Vineeth became the doctor his style of speaking to nasser, his attitude, expressions and body language was the carbon copy of how doctors speak to patients.
Doctor : "Looks like you're going to be a greater magician than me Mr. Kumar" Kumar : "why doctor" *confused* Doctor: "You're gonna dissappear permanently" Best one!! 😂
"Doctor Kannada baruttha? " "Hu.. Sir nimge Piles ede" **Piles aaah** "Piles andre!? " THAT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR AS* 😂😂 Edit: I'm from Karnataka 💜
Next day our school : hey did ya see the new jordindian Video !?!? * immitates one of the scenes * Edit : WHAT 41 mins and 63 LIKES !!!!! OMG 😆 thank u so much
"When Indian parents force their kids to be doctor" should have been the title and "types of doctors" should have been the sub-title. Here, the types of doctors they are showing are not real but they're actually exaggerated versions of how kids that dreamt of being a rapper, model, athlete, maestro etc. became a doctor under their Indian parents' pressure. Some people in the comments didn't get this point, that's why I mentioned it here. 😀
Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti. But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting.....
5:16 Me singing.... Salsa cookies! Windmill cookies! They gave you gonorrheaaaaaaaa.. This octopus! Let'a give him boots! Send him to north koreaaaaa..........
The maestro: SALSA COOKIES GIMME COOKIES THEY GIVE YOU GONNORHEA! THIS OCTOPUS LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS SEND HIM TO NORTH KOREA!!! A PAPER CUT SANDPAPER AHH POTATO SOUP AND CHICKEN!! COME TASTE THIS DIP ITS MADE WITH COOL HWIP MAKE ROOM FOR AHHHH PIECE OF LOVELY CAKE!!! (song ends)
Namaskarawallekum!! So happy that we could take time from live shows and get back to making videos! For those of you who enjoyed it, huge thanks for the love and support! More content coming your way. Stay tuned! :) #jordindian #notificationsquad
Oh, also in the meantime, please feel free to share your doctor stories! Go crazy! 👍🏽
First
Where is #cowgang?
Third
Now give me prize
Sixth
Try your best to upload frequenty. Please
“this fellow is doctor ah, Myntra model ah?” 😂
Ayee army!!! 😍
Indian armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Armyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy💜💜💜
Aaaarrrrmmyyyyy💜
Hi ARMY
“My marriage,Total damage”😂
“Doctor, once in a while put button also”
🔥🔥🔥🔥
its like steve carell screaming at mark wahlberg to put on a shirt in Datenight 😂😂
Lol
😂😅😊😌😜
LMFAO
IFKR😭😭
I bet they made the nurse Malayali just to say “piles inda files evada”
aaanu bhai
Malay sux
@@kiranms5899 triggerd Malay kids don't know the spelling of piece😂
@@kiranms5899 even your name is shit
Kerala
3:01 "Joseph! Aa piles inte files evideya?" omg i died
Malayalam 😍
Aalu malayalie aano sherrikum?
@@vegito__97 maybe, allengil tamil aarikum
Beep karnataka aan naser jordan
@@levv4092 Beep us half kanada and half malayali
"I fell down the stairs Doctor."
"Mm what you were doing?"
"I was going up the stairs Doctor."
Most underrated line ever
ua-cam.com/video/W5JR-xYWYfI/v-deo.html
Yes
Zaee Shah it is not irritating ok
See properly the title
In title then shown, "when Indian parents force to be doctors"
Zaee Shah I mean it makes sense
1st doctor was a: Model
2nd doctor was a: Rapper
3rd doctor was a: Athlete
4th doctor was a: musician
5th doctor was a: Engineer
6th doctor was a: Magician
😂😂
Lol🤣
Second was a rapper
But no one is being docter😂🤣
Or at least had the talent
5 th doctor is a engineer aah
When you gotta rewind because you forgot to read the type
Yes that happened a lots of time
Thank you for reminding me😬😂
True
Haha yes
Ikr
Bruhhhh Beep's nurse impression at 2:40 was so spot on. Holy shit.
That's nas gf
@Ayushman Sarkar 😂😂😂
4 th nurse - malayali ❤️😎
This guy is a doctor or myntra model..😂😂killed me.
Edit:Thanks for all the likes👍
Edit 2:Woah what 950 likes tf
Please support my channel bro
ua-cam.com/video/E12kaF6kjQQ/v-deo.html
Was that nazer?
Same to u
@@frenzyking4649 nope
I lost at it🤣
Me when Jordindian Uploads: YES FINALLY!
also me when Jordindian uploads: Well, time to wait till 2020 for the next video.
Trapz exactly
I feel your suffering, bro
Lmao! True!
Guys come on...give them some time not like they had been chilling the whole time they were working only no...
Legends say that the sprinting doctor is Dinesh
No Sharon 😂😂
Believe me, i slowed down the vid at 0.25 to catch the doc.... Still couldnt make out the face...
@@kittyman7015 this is the first sign of presence of Dinesh in this universe
"Sneezed ahh!?, I told you not to blink also, enda guruvayapa"🤣🤣
“Doctor once in a while put button also”
Finally Naser spoke Kannada 😇😍
Yoo macha
Howdu bro
It's spoke not talked
Lo lvda avar mathadilla Andre shaa nu agalla
Mean your from karnataka
4:24 can't tell you how many times I've been to doctors who speak exactly like this🤣
literally every doctor I've met was like this lol
노래가머에요
5:16
*lyrics*
Salsa cookies
Give me cookies
They'll give you gonorrhea!!!
This octopus
let's give him boots
Send him to North Korea!!!
A paper cut
Sand paper hurts
Make room for AAaaaAAaaaaaaa
Piece of lovely cake
manju prem wow amazing
How? How did u decode it?
Mj....
@@vandanasharma2886 i saw the same lyrics on some insta video.....was funny as hell when heard it for the first time
ua-cam.com/video/PmvjYXQufsk/v-deo.html
Is the real tune
0:31 The first thing I remember after seeing this dude:
*"Amana amana amana America"*
Ditto that :D
Samee
Hahaha!That was funny! :D
He looks like jubin to me
Ye
Is he doctor or a myntra model???
Also who is fanning the doc's hair 😂
4:15
"What's the problem?
I fell down the stairs...
What did u do?
I went up the stairs..."
😂😂😂
FR 😆😆😆
I love this macha
He even talked in Kannada ahhhh
Macha is Tamil word so Maga antha use Madi, Kannada word. 🙂
Kannada rajyostavada hardika shubhashayagalu.. 🔶🔴
@@vishanunnathi9413 WTF seriously 😑
Yeah ,me too.😚
Watch our kannada comedy channel🙏
ua-cam.com/video/CLPGJ1MC6gM/v-deo.html
Seeing the 1st doc I thought nesar got a new hair style .
Same
Same here hahahah
Yeah right
Please make types of engineers also
Whoever wants this please like this so that it catches their attention 😂❤️
There is only one type of Engineer. You know what it is.
@@SingularityHRT An Unemployed one😂
✋👍🙋♀️
Vineeth is an excellent actor. How well did he imitate the female malayali nurse!!!I always see such kind of nurses with such body language always in hospitals. Also when Vineeth became the doctor his style of speaking to nasser, his attitude, expressions and body language was the carbon copy of how doctors speak to patients.
Exactly I do agree with you
" Aa piles inte File evdaee??" 😆.
.
Mallu mahn
My friend: What is the most satisfying thing in the world?
Me: Vineeth speaking Malayalam!
👌😀
Me too
Ruth I found you😳😳
Pwoliii mann 😂😂😂
സത്യം
Yes. Loved that part
nobody:
me after seeing the insta story: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
What do yeet mean??
Same with me 👍
Y is that nobody?? Is it necessary?? That trend is gone🤦🤦🤦
Actually that was everybody
Nobody:
Eminem if he was a doctor : 1:36
Lose yourself reference is there
Most mysterious characters -
1. Dinesh
2. Sharon aunty
3. Area 51
When you realise that Area 51 jokes aren't hilarious anymore 🙌
Angry prash too
And MD. #Who_is_MD.
Also Joseph
4: joe
മലയാളിസ് Like 👍
Boro chanal like and suscribe
3:02
Liked
He's a malayaly
piles inte files lol
"Joseph a pilesnte files evideya?"😂😂😂
Typical mallus
Malayali aano(are u Malayali
Mallayali!!!!
Shish...Evide nokkiyaalum malayaalikal....😄
Bro ente channel sub cheythal will do back
*Legend has it Joseph still hasn't gotten the piles file..*
Savitri took everyone's heart when she said "hii" !!!
Yeah
Yeah😅😅😅
The windows file download backdrop tho 😅
Not me.
Her brother also made an appearance lol
Doctor : "Looks like you're going to be a greater magician than me Mr. Kumar"
Kumar : "why doctor" *confused*
Doctor: "You're gonna dissappear permanently"
Best one!! 😂
omg its damn hilarious😂😂😂
Preetham A
@@rafiahmed3592
Lol
3:03 ജോസഫ് അ പൈൽസ് ന്റെ ഫൈൽസ് എവിടെ 😎✌️
മലയാളം ഡാ
എന്റെ ഗുരവായൂരപ്പാ 🔥
So what? Lol
ഡാ മലയാളി ആണല്ലോ
നീ ആരാടാ .....
Devaki Vazhayil yaaaa
ബ്രോസ് മൈ ചാനെൽ ഒന്ന് കേറി നോക്കുമോ ന്യൂ വിഡിയോ ഇപ്പൊ വരും ഫുൾ സപ്പോര്ട് ബാക് 😍
SHOORP DOCTOR WILL COME
LEGEND SAYS JOSEPH NEVER GOT THE PILES FILES
Was wondering the same 😂
@@MoEats297 lmaoooooo
Good job on getting 0.1k likes!
Last time I was this early,
Dinesh wasn't even born.
😂😂😂
😍😍😍🤗🤗🤗😆😆😆😆😆
To get 1 million views,
Jordindian: Waiting for nearly 1 day
Karikku: Nissaaram
Athane nissaram
അത് അവരെകൊണ്ടേ പറ്റു
ആട് തോമാ💪💪
Hell yeahh!!
😂😂😂👍
“Joseph, aa piles inte files evedaa !’” 🤣🤣
U guys nailed it! ❤️❤️
Arjun Jayaraj 🤣🤣
Roshan John 😂😂😂
Meaning?
Any malayalees who are a member of jordindian squad?
Yep😊😊f
"Oh, looks like you're going to be a better magician than me Mr.Kumar"
"Why doctor?"
"You're going to disappear, permanently"
LOL
WTF BRUH
T
@@alauddinmandal9217 they're not captions dear, they're quotes
"Doctor once in a while put button also" 😆
Stfu
Doctor looked so goooood!!!
Who else loves their accent?😂
Vineeth's Malayalam accent in the Visiting Doc scene was awesome.
ജോസഫ് ആ പൈൽസിൻ്റെ ഫൈൽസ് എവിടെയാ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mashe Malayali aano 🤣🤣
I was going up the stairs doctor
"Don't do stunts at home"😂😂
Most iconic line : *Doctor, Kannada barutta?*😂 2:08
Ikr
Exactly 🤣
Kannada ❤️
I'm from andhra but stay in Bangalore ....I always enjoy vineeth's Kannada😃
Kannada ❤️
"Doctor Kannada baruttha? "
"Hu.. Sir nimge Piles ede"
**Piles aaah**
"Piles andre!? "
THAT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR AS* 😂😂
Edit: I'm from Karnataka 💜
Hey army
I'm army too💜💜💜💜
I'm from andhra but stay in Bangalore and I luv kannada...so sweet to listen 😊
@@shruthi3179 Thank you 😇 Nice to meet u 💜
ARMYyyyyyyyyyyyyy
0:20 "Apparently if you come you'll keep coming all the time"
I thought that was a sus line.. then the next scene confirmed my suspicions 😂
The doctor "Specialist" looks like Naser's distant cousin🤔
He is Naser!!
He is Naser
@@Sai_Zz no he is not. See the video properly naser will be coming as the assistant
It's dinesh
How many of you noticed naseer took Vineet watch, True magician 😂
"His Medulla Oblongata is hurting"
-Naser 2019
Enu motte omlette a
Its medubla 😂😂
JORDINDIANS ARE BACK
MYSTERY : WHO IS DINESH
they did not go anywhere
I KNOW
IN UA-cam VIDEOS THEY ARE BACK
The camera man probably
I THINK SO
The “Specialist doctor” was only recommended by the female characters 💀😂
that does make sense that men dint reccomend
3:35 - "ente guruvayoorappa" 😂❤️
malayali
3:02 machan malayali ann
"Sneezed ah?? "
"I told you not to blink also!" 😂😂😂
Vineeth saying "Ente Guruvayoor appo!!" Made my day as a mallu😂
What's that means bro??
@@VarunKumar-tb1uu lord krishna
*malayali not mallu pls dont use that shitty slang its annoying 😑
@@bibinroe2654 hes lord vishnu. Not the krishna avatar
@@lunarcy7053 guruvayooraapan means lord krishna. There's a temple in guruvayoor named after lord krishna.
"Joseph aaa pilesinte files evadaya"😂😂
That music for "specialist doctor" actually suited him so well his walking & bgm were apt.. Sounds gud together 🔥🔥🔥👌
SIMP
Someone tell me the music's name
@@adityaraut7853 I too have been searching for the name of that song /music for some time.. if anyone knows pls do share the name..
@@Dulji_Wak its Crawler by Stray Bandits
@@adityaraut7853 Crawler by Stray Bandits
Next day our school : hey did ya see the new jordindian Video !?!?
* immitates one of the scenes *
Edit : WHAT 41 mins and 63 LIKES !!!!! OMG 😆 thank u so much
Omg so true
Aye relatable
SO Relatable!And to think of it,the new video HAD to come a day before my maths Exam!🤦🤦🤦
@@PAVANKUMAR-gi1fi then y r u here??
"An Jordindian a day, keeps the doctor away"
-scientifically proven-
Because they have apples in their piles.
A*
Not an
But they don’t make Video Daily. 👍👍👍
Haha ya
"When Indian parents force their kids to be doctor" should have been the title and "types of doctors" should have been the sub-title. Here, the types of doctors they are showing are not real but they're actually exaggerated versions of how kids that dreamt of being a rapper, model, athlete, maestro etc. became a doctor under their Indian parents' pressure. Some people in the comments didn't get this point, that's why I mentioned it here. 😀
why is this sooo long
Ah thank you so much! I was halfway through the video and so confused, now I feel so dumb! 😂 Now it makes sense
Malayali aano
Atleast they're not losers like engineers
twas a smart explanation
“Are your arms heavy
You gotta stay of spaghetti”
Eminem is crying 😂
Not long before Eminem diss you
Knees also feeling weak 😂
Palms are sweaty 😂😂
Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti. But on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting.....
Eminem gonna rouin u
8:38 Savitri looks Hella Cute! 😍
Hell yeah
Yeah
Yeahhhhh
Yeah
I hit tht like button whn he told KANNADA BARUTHA? 😅❤✨
Cs: happy kannada Rajyotsava💛❤
Nemage Kannada baruta
And same to you
@@shravanthiprathap5066 pacca KANNADATHI kanri❤ gowdru andre sumne na😅😉
Same here
Doctor nimge kannada barutta😂👌
3:52 I played this in playback speed 2 LOL....all i saw was a white blur
Me before watching this video: who is dinesh?
Me after watching this video: who is Joseph
Ig its Dinesh Joseph...
And javed
Dinesh is danish sait I don’t know joseph
Like Mr.Beast and others ....
I wish celebs/UA-cam stars of India also start tree planting initiative...
We just need a kick start.
yes we agree, #teamtrees
Vaibhav Katariya. Sadhguru is already doing it , have you donated yet? I think that is much bigger than MR Beast
5:12 that deathnote music! I died 😂
It's Carl of - O Fortuna and it's also used in Death Note
@@more_bit9860 man it's just similar Death Note has its own OSTs
@@madhan5740 yaa i have listened all of them its a really great anime with great ost
OMG you watch it too it is some and I think light was doing good and detective is bad
ಯಾರಿಗೆ ಕನ್ನಡ ಗೊಟ್ಟುಂತು, ಅವರಿಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಈ ಕಮೆಂಟ್ ಅರ್ಥವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.
ನನಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತು ಕನ್ನಡ ❤️
ಹೌದು 😂
Naser and vineeth ಇಬ್ಬರಿಗೂ ಕನ್ನಡ ಬರುತ್ತೆ
Sariyaagi helidri bro
"Joseph, aa pilesnde files evedeya ?"
Hehe😍😂
Ente guruvayurappaa..
" Is he a doctor Or Myntra Model? " 😂😂😂
Naser: Piles is something you have in your a..
UA-cam algorithm: "I'm gonna stop you right there"
True😹😹
Demontization: Ok , Imma head out
@Salil Mittal yep
"If warranty is not there how can I give guarantee..?"😂
Joseph aa pilesinte files evidea
Ella malayali comment like cheyuka.😂
😂😂🤣
I'm a malayali
✌️✌️✌️✌️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Adipoli
ITS MALAYALI ON THE HOUSEE 😎😎😎😎
"Piles is something in your a........."
Lmaoooooooooo
Yeah...😂😂...
Social message:though a very large percentage of people have piles . it's nothing to be embarrassed of.take care.
Last time I was this early the channel didn't exist.
6:17 Is the best part! I love JordIndian
ജോസഫ് ആ പൈല്സിന്റെ files എവിടെ 🤣🤣🤣😅
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
3:40 മലയാളികൾ ഉണ്ടെങ്കിൽ വാടാ.. 👍🙌❤️
malayalikkal und
Indalo mwonuse
😁😁
ഇവിടെ ഉണ്ട് ✋️
8:39 Savitri face revealed😂🤘
what is her actual name any idea
@@akhilrj9099 tanviya sapru!!!
Thats nasser's girl
She's already there at 4.57 😀
Nas's girlfriend
Bro thought patients can match his speed just so that they can visit him at 7 30 sharp 😂😂😂
If you know you know.
5:16
Me singing....
Salsa cookies!
Windmill cookies!
They gave you gonorrheaaaaaaaa..
This octopus!
Let'a give him boots!
Send him to north koreaaaaa..........
Wow amazing 😂🤣😂🤣
Only legends know this
Name of this song?
@@SanjayPai11 o fortuna
OH YES LAWD ALMIGHTY WE GOT A MAN OF CULTURE
"HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BUTTONS DOCTOR, HE'S WEARING A SHIRT"
😂😂😂😂😂
Silly yet absolutely hilarious
Wonderful as always
It is mentioned as a T-Shirt
See it Clearly, he is wearing a Shirt ( which has buttons in it )
Nobody:
Sharon aunty: I am omnipotent
7:40 legend has it Javed still didn't bring the tea
Underrated comment lol
Malayalam, malayalam🔥 he's speaking Malayalam... 😌❤
Athu kure paranjittondu. Puthiya karyam onnum alla
@@JerinGeorge ennalum namade bhaasha kekumbo oru santhosham :)
@@joanjm3342 Athu Correct. !!
3:02 മലയാളികൾ ഒക്കെ എവിടെ ???🤣😍😜
Here
Here also
Here
That mallu accent reminded me of my teacher. His accent is spot on 🤣🤣🤣
0:14 aahh.. 2020, I bet even the doctor will start running away after her cough :P
"Doctor what is piles?"
"Piles is something that you have in your a...."
Oh my god died laughing😂😆2:26
Ok
Same
@Sathwik m shenoy aysheri
@Sathwik m shenoy നീയാ noob😁
@Sathwik m shenoy മല്ലു ആണ് പിന്നെ എന്തിനാ ഞാൻ aysheri എന്ന് ഇട്ടത് 😂
1:36
That rap was "ill" dude
It is a remix of Eminem's lose yourself
@@dhayanandh443 just 3-4 lines
I thought it was pretty 'sick' 😂😂😂
* "sick"
"M.D, MBBS...,Mindfreak" 🤣🤣🤣
"Cris Angel has entered the chat"
Why nurse at 4:55 looks like slim bhoomi pednekar😂😂🤔🤔
3:36 എന്റെ ഗുരുവായൂരപ്പാ...😂🤩
Lio nova58 🤣
malayalaliyo
😂😂
Malayalee rally🙋
നുമ്മ എല്ലാടത്തും ഇണ്ടല്ലോ 😊😊😁
Everyone recommends Jordindian
*Even Dinesh’s mother*
😂😂😂😂
Me: i have cough
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Google: dude you got cancer
True story!
@@Jordindian hi
Then u pay the bill.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂
Bing: So long partner
That's what Google said to me once
It said symptoms of HIV
Damn. They Use malayalam a lot. Feels soo good
2 mysterious things...
1.Bermuda triangle
2. Dinesh
And Sharon aunty😂
@@yohan7636 and Joseph
😂😂🔥
@@JuniorTheCuber and Javed
"Doctor once in a while put button also!" ,😂
0:43 This fella doctor or myntra model😂😂
The maestro:
SALSA COOKIES
GIMME COOKIES
THEY GIVE YOU
GONNORHEA!
THIS OCTOPUS
LETS GIVE HIM BOOTS
SEND HIM TO
NORTH KOREA!!!
A PAPER CUT
SANDPAPER AHH
POTATO SOUP
AND CHICKEN!!
COME TASTE THIS DIP
ITS MADE WITH COOL HWIP
MAKE ROOM FOR AHHHH
PIECE OF LOVELY CAKE!!!
(song ends)
rrr