My Florida man.. A 46-year-old homeless man with no arms was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, for stabbing another man with a pair of scissors using his feet, police said on Wednesday. Florida native Jonathan Crenshaw stabbed a 22-year-old Chicago man twice with the scissors before running away, according to the Miami Beach Police Department report on Crenshaw's arrest early on Tuesday. Crenshaw, a local fixture known for painting colorful works of art with his feet, according to local media reports, was subsequently detained near the attack in a shopping and tourist area near South Beach and charged with one count of aggravated battery, a second-degree felony, police said.
for the florida man one I got "50-year-old floridian man got arrested after he threw a slice of pizza at his roommate during an argument" (to put it simply)
1:45 dog "people" are the worst. So, your awful "pet" can be a nuisance and yoi don't do a dang thing about it for hours on end, but if someone records its exact hours on end barks and plays them back to you, he gets arrested?! This is why cat people are heIIa chill. And they dont even take their cats to the market, MVD, anywhere, because theyre not insane (like dog "people" are)
26:29 the meaning of this is in Sparta if were a man you would instantly be checked for birth defects or diseases and if you do have them, they kill you on the spot. If they were normal or better, they would be left alone until they are 7 when they start training for the military. It is also forced. Also, it is every guy, only ones who aren't forced are slaves I think and maybe others unless there is not another soldiers.
Elf on the shelf: I've never personally done this before but form what I'm told it's a Christmas time thing parents put up so their kids will behave sort of like "If you do something bad the Elf on the Shelf will see it and tell Santa and you'll get no presents." 1:11:32
funny voicemail story. I recorded my voicemail at night and didn't want to wake anyone up, so i whispered. My mom tried to call me and because I had my phone on silent i didn't answer. She thought I was being kidnapped or something until she heard the beep
Interestingly enough, a bear -dog actually was a prehistoric mammal species that died out around 5 million years ago they technically called amphicyonids, but bear-dog is the colloquial name for it.
I had a teacher who said his sparkling water was actually orphan tears. Later that year, he left for a temporary job and said he would be back next year. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SIR! 4:33
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PFP Memes
EDIT I was first to reply does that mean I get some kind of recognition?
Computer memes!
Lego memes
persona 5 memes
PRocrastination ememes
Honestly, the first one would trick every greedy person.
I would just try to hit it becuase Iphone is trash
or just any normal sane person
@@GeographyFactsHRSounds like someone who’s never had an iPhone 🫨
@@Glorywingssounds like someone who hasn’t had anything other then an iPhone
@@phoenixsenju8984 You're correct, but I don't quite understand how that's a bad thing...
9:10 Lucifer crying over this in a pile of ducks:
Hazbin Hotel Fan? same here :)
@@purple_l0v3r I feel like neither of you seem old enough to watch hazbin hotel :/
i ate 30 bananas
@@Ihavenocares450 and I just dropped an engine block into the toilet
@@glendabreaux940 I ate a shit ton of oreos
My Florida man..
A 46-year-old homeless man with no arms was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, for stabbing another man with a pair of scissors using his feet, police said on Wednesday.
Florida native Jonathan Crenshaw stabbed a 22-year-old Chicago man twice with the scissors before running away, according to the Miami Beach Police Department report on Crenshaw's arrest early on Tuesday.
Crenshaw, a local fixture known for painting colorful works of art with his feet, according to local media reports, was subsequently detained near the attack in a shopping and tourist area near South Beach and charged with one count of aggravated battery, a second-degree felony, police said.
So was he armed or unarmed?
@@amuro9624 I was confused by this for a second but when I finally realized what you meant I literally died
My florida man
Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb
@@amuro9624 he was feeted
0:58 💀that was bros last prank and bros not gonna be able to walk again in his next life
The fact that this vid goes on for 2 hours should raise some concerns about our society and how much time this guy has in his hands. /j
3 hrs
58:39 forgot this wasn't emkay for a second
0:18 i remember, probably in shitty superpower subreddit someone did the "you can teleport anywhere but no clothes are left on you"
Thats was me
"ITS SHREKS PISS"
what
🤭😋😋
@@TheFreakiestArtistAlive *vine boom*
@@pigeonaviation801 [drinks oddly green colored liquid from a wine glass]
@@TheFreakiestArtistAlive ( it's fluoroantimontic acid 😋 )
@@F_F1SH0 WOAH SHI-
(Starts fugking melting)
day 6 of asking where the name vaazkl came from
You ever finish watching something HILARIOUS and it gets you in a goofy mood so you laugh at everything?
all the time lol
mostly with vaazkl videos #nonspon
@@RealTheScienceCat paid actor
@@RealTheScienceCat tbh tho
A 32 year old Florida man was taken into custody after attempting to exchange a live alligator for a 12-pack of beer at a convenience store.
a pair of a pair of scissors, also, winnie the pooh is a boy, not a girl, he was named after a real life black bear who was a girl bear
0:43 WHY IS IT AT AN ANGLE
I told my therapist everything and now I'm skydiving without a parachute what do I do
You still in the air?
Oh, he's dead
Just roll in a ball to prevent additional damage from that pain n shii
@@Pokeredwood commenting from hell here
@@LucasXenon473 you missed a good funeral
Dogs are ALWAYS innocent, children might not be
Im suprised my life didn't come in here concidering what a hilarious joke it is😭🙏
1:39 That face just screams "now lets hope i don't get fired"
Broo the guy that get three hours of sleep is me😭😭😭😭
21:54 aw man, i was a 1462 kid, but i still remember that stuff
Ngl, I’d like to have 100% control of my muscles.
🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥WE GIVING PEOPLE HEART ATTACKS WITH THIS ONE
…
the guy in the thumbnail shouldnt have been arrested
something kinda fun I’ve seen people do when theres a sub is swapping names, like “im Xavior, hes Gared” but its the other way around
4:35 one year my civics teacher, who was actually a really good teacher, had a mug that said student's tears.
thumbnail meme looks like something straight outta gta
spring is in the middle, in the bottom third
Why did this suddenly become childhood memes??
1:07:11 jnj commented? Ain't no way bro just said "hi guys"
for the florida man one I got "50-year-old floridian man got arrested after he threw a slice of pizza at his roommate during an argument" (to put it simply)
i can find ur birthday :)
@@RealTheScienceCat DO IT PUSSY
june 3rd
@@RealTheScienceCat lol, what're you gonna do about it?
@@queenkobra7054 just joking around cus i was bored
1:07:10 I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE THE BFDI BRAINROT IS CONSUMING ME,,,,,
23:34 best thing I’ve ever heard. Might cry now.
Truly a most hilarious memes moment
1:18 as a person with arachnophobia, i can confirm, we use fire
6:38 I was flabbergasted.
0:05 Final Destination 6 looks awesome 😂
I mean, at least the donuts aren't Miracle Whip-filled.
That thumbnail was devious 💀
It’s because how to basic actually makes is funny while topper is just a literal toddler
I've been using Wireless Fireless this whole time and I didn't realise that other people did the same thing.
54:31
me, not having drank beer in my life while still seeing the cup
17:06 frank is the scariest thing ever
some of the best pranks
2:24 clearly you didnt unlock a few skins from the halloween skin pack
the tumbnail is a love story
30:50 hm no wonder why my medicine tastes less bitter when I pinch my nose.
8:53 as a short person you are now within punchable distance
The Oregon story is so romantic. Beautiful love stories have started on less 😂
In Japan, they have the option of watching foreign shows in or no dub, and with or without subs. 2:55:14
7:38 thats cruel but js know everyone involved is dying😭🙏
1:45 dog "people" are the worst.
So, your awful "pet" can be a nuisance and yoi don't do a dang thing about it for hours on end, but if someone records its exact hours on end barks and plays them back to you, he gets arrested?! This is why cat people are heIIa chill. And they dont even take their cats to the market, MVD, anywhere, because theyre not insane (like dog "people" are)
Ay some are chill
ricky pee pee
that is what jokes should be, harmless funny stuff you can do on your friends. 2:11
4:36 my band teacher has the same water bottle lmaoo
1:48:32 Tiny Tim
26:29 the meaning of this is in Sparta if were a man you would instantly be checked for birth defects or diseases and if you do have them, they kill you on the spot. If they were normal or better, they would be left alone until they are 7 when they start training for the military. It is also forced. Also, it is every guy, only ones who aren't forced are slaves I think and maybe others unless there is not another soldiers.
1:56:50 ayy New Zealand and Australia are the bros.
I was so confused by the thumbnail because I thought the sausage on plate was next to a window looking over the beach, not a picture of it.
Just found out that wool also sticks being wet along with the cotton balls prank.
47:56 Technically, both are correct.
15:46 I WOULD LOVE THIS TBH
11:26 I use safari 😂
Safari: *picture of cannon ball on door*
6:40 WHATTTTTT
my reaction exactly
55:55 I see a bunny
15:07 if anyone kicks my door down for a TikTok they sure as hell better be fast
The who lets the dog out one is incorrect. The artists confirmed its about men in the club not women
Dry water
wasnt this one already a video
23:33
GUYS THIS IS REAL THEY WERE SO COOL. THEY STAYED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AFTER I GOT MOLESTED AND THEY WERE SO SWEET.
It's interesting that Goofy is a cow because in French he's called Dingo...like the animal.
Elf on the shelf: I've never personally done this before but form what I'm told it's a Christmas time thing parents put up so their kids will behave sort of like "If you do something bad the Elf on the Shelf will see it and tell Santa and you'll get no presents." 1:11:32
funny voicemail story. I recorded my voicemail at night and didn't want to wake anyone up, so i whispered. My mom tried to call me and because I had my phone on silent i didn't answer. She thought I was being kidnapped or something until she heard the beep
Internet explorer
I mean she does look like Beyoncé…. Which says more about Beyoncé than the woman in question
4:23 ah yes SYNWLD!O
Lol, I did the voicemail thing once and I got my dad with it
Interestingly enough, a bear -dog actually was a prehistoric mammal species that died out around 5 million years ago they technically called amphicyonids, but bear-dog is the colloquial name for it.
29:12 and for some reason it's always the ipad 1-2
33:54 hey thats my country's national bird
Bing somehow became my default browser. Idk how but it did
2:09 when can I buy it I am just a kid but I want it
also MJOLNIR is worded as myol-nir
i can fix her
me using bing
i have been summoned
"May isnt short for anything" May = Mabel/Mabell however you choose to spell it
49 minutes in and I just now realised the video was 3 hours long.
I need to pee so badly.
priorities 👍
I had a teacher who said his sparkling water was actually orphan tears. Later that year, he left for a temporary job and said he would be back next year. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SIR! 4:33
They call plastic wrap "cling film" in england??? 😭😭
Why do the air pods stickers draw a Mahoraga
please bro what song do u use in your videos
Florida man memess
34:20 yeah checks out
17:55 is kinda true for this channel bc he doesn’t swear as much as 2 years ago
11:33 yeah im on bing
Random thing but in The Netherlands we have a paint company called sigma and a idk what company called alpha lmao
My name IS Adam and I'm literally waiting for my pizza to be delivered as I'm watching this 😂😅
12:02 what!!
What’s the song at 242?
30:39 The character is a boy, but the inspiration bear he was named after was a girl.