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Speaking of trying to kill mythological beings, there's a family story about how when I was really small I tried to stay up late with my cap guns and kill the Sandman. Bastard got me first, though.
J: "They just murdered like 9 Kids, They're All Dead." BB: "They arranged the bodies! Call in the Reinforcements" XD THAT KILLED ME XD So I'm with you Bryan XD
I feel the arrow kids do not deserve to be #1. If people might confuse your actions as a nap or death you need to do a little bit more. Still brillant, but CSI kid brillant.
The crazy thing was, the moment I saw this comment (I was watching the video while scrolling through), that's when they said it. Coincidence, I think not!
While Brian is struggling to spell rogue, the shirt he’s wearing has rogue written on it. I don’t know if that says something about the English language, the word rogue, or Brian. Maybe a little bit of all three.
I rank them on how likely I imagine the crime would have been solved regardless of their help, so: 1. iPad Sleuth 2. CSI: Kid Edition 3. Stick Figure Sketch Artist 4. Cartographer Kids 5. Human Arrow
Imagine having the perfect crime, getting away with it and that feeling of perfection is always something your aware you feel, and one day, omg faithful day, you find yourself at the mercy of swat agents with mp5’s and you later find out your downfall was all because of an 8 year old
Cartographer, ipad, Human Arrow, CSI, and Sketch. (basing it off of age, experience, and preparedness). I think the CSI is the most concrete, but it was taught and trained whereas the rest were kids using creativity, and preparedness on the spot or beforehand with no training as far as I know. A kid memorizing and sketching out a route is pretty impressive even adults have issues with that, and the Ipad, because that was before it was mainstream, the fact a kid put thought into that is impressive, the human arrow was good judgement and creativity that paid off but not really solving a crime. The sketch I kind of feel was more of circumstantial evidence, not to say it wasn't smart, it definitely was, just not enough to lead to the main arrest. Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk
1. CSI Kids - learning real skills and applying them is what your entire show is supposed to be about, Brian! 2. iPad Sleuth 3. Cartographer Kids 4. Stick Figure Sketch Artist 5. Human Arrow - For obvious reasons.
In Australia in year 6 we could visit different high schools to show us which one we would want to go to when we finished junior school and in one high school in the field trip we could perform a csi investigation looking at footprints and creating moulds from them (can’t remember to well), then at the end of the day we could use our information to accuse who did the crime. Not to sure if that was the school where the crime and csi investigation took place or this school wanted to let other kids come in and solve it as a showcase because I just found out about this.
I'd put the ipad kid first, the sketch artist and then CSI, cartographers and the human arrow, but no matter how you look at it they all deserve tons of respect for their ingenuity.
We had an incident similar to the hit and run, but not nearly as bad. Me and my cousin were having a sleep over because it was a week long break in school. My aunt took us to the Store but we didn’t want to go, so we sat in the car watching some netflix show on her phone. All of a sudden, we see these 2 ladies in a Honda oddesy, and they think they can get a spot in between the space of the next car to the left of us and ours. So they go, and we feel the car rise up. My cousin scrambles to get the phone into the camera app, but we don’t have time. They quickly back out and drive out at a high speed. Spent about an hour checking security footage. Didn’t find em. If only the camera app was there.
You should do a D&D for Beginners with Jason RPing as Granpants, a strategist/sniper; Brian as a Pyromancer and Jason as a Thief fighting against the evil hordes of Chi'Ild, cahngelings that are impersonating the royal family and destroying the whole world nation by nation...
i agree with brian on the csi kids. if a guy came at someone with a knife, and one was black widow and the other was you, but you both managed to fend im off, which is more impressive
just gonna give a little aussie lore- it's called the tuckshop instead of the canteen, because in australia, slang for food is tucker, and tuckshop is just short for tucker shop
13:23 I'm not usually that guy, especially not twice in a row... but at the bottom of the screen it says, "Become a member to get 50% off your fist order"... that's fist instead of first. This wasn't painful to me, it was more amusing, I don't know why. ...unless it is a fist order, and that's some kind of industry jargon that I don't understand. Anyway, we don't use Feals in our house, but my mother does use a CBD salve on rare occasions. I used to be against the stuff, but it does sometimes help her when nothing else can. Stay safe, Modern Rogue Team, and God bless.
I almost took down a criminal once as a kid, some guy was trying to sneak in to my house so I charged him with what was essentially a flail, he ran, luckily for him he got away because I used that thing to shatter thick ice in the winter and I guarantee he would have died if I had actually caught up with him
@@martin-iy5fr not sure, it was a long time ago and I can't remember yet I was old enough to be allowed to play around with a flail so probably a little over 10 P.S. sorry for the late reply, UA-cam didn't notify me of your comment
1.) CSI Kids 2.) Stick figure sketch artist 3.) iPad Sleuth 4.) cartographer kids 5.) Human arrow. Brian you have flunked the test and you have flunked my class.
Brian, where do you get all your amazing Texas T-shirts? I'm a Texan living out of the country, and I would really like some of those T-shirts to reconnect myself to home.
Quick thinking and great coordination between the arrow kids. However, Murphy has a point. It's just a bunch of kids, laying in the dirt. I do that all time and nobody recognizes me for it!
iPad kid's the cleverest. 8 years old, no one taught him to do it, he found his whole family's stuff! No help from anyone else. Most burglaries don't get solved, and this one got solved by an 8 year old. Genius.
Okay, all else aside, those kids better have been given an A for that forensics class. Went out and did actual forensics work that got a guy arrested. That is worth ALL the extra credit.
As an Aussie school kid, allow me to inform you that we still just call them canteens. Not tuckshops. And yes, we have forensic science classes. They’re pretty great.
I rank it: 1) cartographer kids 2) stick figure sketch artist 3) iPad sleuth 4) CSI: Kid Edition 5) Human arrow The first two are close. The fact that they can draw crude pictures of the subject that are still detailed enough for the police to capture the perpetrator(s) is impressive. The kid with the iPad really just came down to a matter of happenstance. “Hey Dad, I just so happened to have installed a tracker on my iPad and now know where all our stuff is!” I hate to say it, but it was kinda luck. It’s smart that the kid thought about the tracker and that it would show where the thief is, but it all comes down to happening to have an app. CSI, okay, so the kids are able to apply what they’ve learned. That’s all investigators do. I’m not undermining investigators, I’m saying that the kids are just showing that they know their material and it could equate to a midterm exam or final. And then the arrow was just a bunch of kids laying in the dirt. It’s good that they thought of it and coordinated to do it that fast, but it’s nothing super impressive, at least to me.
My school also teaches forensics science and other academy classes. I'm lucky to be a student today when I could use like, actual fake blood for the phlebotomy stuff in my healthcare class. I don't know how common that is everywhere though, but I think it's pretty cool
I agree with Brian! The Human Arrow is ingenius! It may look dumb and simple at first sight but WHO THE HELL WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!?! I'd never in a thousand years... never. But taking photos of evidence, I'd probably think of that.
@@radex__ ja, deutsch ist eine super sprache. Ich habe noch nie verstanden warum deutsch immer als so hart bezeichnet wird. Da gibt es wesentlich schlimmere sprachen. Ich finde es gibt wesentlich aggressivere Sprachen.
1. Stick Figure Sketch Artist 2. CSI: Kid Edition 3 . iPad Sleuth 4. Cartographer Kids 5. Human Arrow My reasoning for this order is that Jason is right about the kids jus pointing while laying in the dirt. And I think drawing a map is easier than drawing physical characteristics of a suspect. The app did all the work in the iPad case, but the kid was smart enough to use it and let the parents know while no one else thought to do so. And getting foot prints is still easier than drawing a detailed description of a perp, yet a bit harder than drawing local area.
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The Modern Rogue home ec is awesome Jason! How dare u talk down about that class!
Y'all might want to double check the syntax of that first sentence
What about the droid attack on the wookiees?
Get 50% off of your fist order? That's a handful!
I read nearly every Encyclopedia Brown book when I was a kid. I even wrote a letter to the author and he wrote back! Legendary. =)
I ❤️ Encyclopedia Brown when I was a kid!!!
They need to do something dnd related I want Murphy to strut his stuff and show his skill that he's talk about for years
The Modern Rogues on Critical Role
@@Badguy292 when maybe I haven't gotten too it I'm like half way through campaign 2
@@Eldritch-Lemon Fair enough ahah
I suggested a few months ago they play Blades in the Dark, the RPG for rogues.
The Modern Rogue becomes a medieval rogue.
“I have trouble remembering my Apple password.”
Didn’t you guys do a Lastpass sponsorship?
He has trouble remembering the one password you need for LastPass
Clearly not for this episode
@Desperadox23 at least for last pass I'd believe they use it, or at least a password manager
This is exactly what i said
Speaking of trying to kill mythological beings, there's a family story about how when I was really small I tried to stay up late with my cap guns and kill the Sandman. Bastard got me first, though.
Denkar11 you’ll get him next time
@@KasperMcKay bro you can only kill him as a kid
Thomas Baader propaganda spread by the sandman himself.
I would legitimately love to see Jason DM a D&D campaign for the MR cast and crew. He can show off his cartography skills!
"What was that netflix TV show?"
" BOJACK HORSEMAN"
I love you guys.
Surely it was Example Show?
J: "They just murdered like 9 Kids, They're All Dead."
BB: "They arranged the bodies! Call in the Reinforcements" XD THAT KILLED ME XD
So I'm with you Bryan XD
I feel the arrow kids do not deserve to be #1. If people might confuse your actions as a nap or death you need to do a little bit more. Still brillant, but CSI kid brillant.
holy shit stop using "XD" it's 2020
@@goodoc8248 Well kid, I'm not born in 2020
The crazy thing was, the moment I saw this comment (I was watching the video while scrolling through), that's when they said it. Coincidence, I think not!
While Brian is struggling to spell rogue, the shirt he’s wearing has rogue written on it.
I don’t know if that says something about the English language, the word rogue, or Brian.
Maybe a little bit of all three.
It's a running joke, people spell it wrong all the time and think the site is down or that the promo code doesn't work.
"Modern Rouge"
Or the fact they spelled first… Fist lol
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good Jason's Chief Wiggum impression is at 2:53
I rank them on how likely I imagine the crime would have been solved regardless of their help, so:
1. iPad Sleuth
2. CSI: Kid Edition
3. Stick Figure Sketch Artist
4. Cartographer Kids
5. Human Arrow
but the sketch artist could have just acted as a normal witness, the sketching wasn't even necessary.
@@joblakh yeah, that's why they're 3rd. Same could be said for the Cartographer kids
Imagine having the perfect crime, getting away with it and that feeling of perfection is always something your aware you feel, and one day, omg faithful day, you find yourself at the mercy of swat agents with mp5’s and you later find out your downfall was all because of an 8 year old
Suicide by cop at that point, you will be the laughing stock of every other prisoner forever.
Damn that's a solid Wiggum impression
That's what I was thinking, that was pretty impressive
We need a laser minotaur breaking into your house t-shirt
Harlem Shake, haven't heard that name in years.
papa franku is disappointed
Almost feels like a lifetime
Regular Dean omg papa franku, haven’t heard that in years
Back to good times much simpler times 😂
@@willisthehy pls boss help me! I have the cancer boss!
Cartographer, ipad, Human Arrow, CSI, and Sketch. (basing it off of age, experience, and preparedness). I think the CSI is the most concrete, but it was taught and trained whereas the rest were kids using creativity, and preparedness on the spot or beforehand with no training as far as I know. A kid memorizing and sketching out a route is pretty impressive even adults have issues with that, and the Ipad, because that was before it was mainstream, the fact a kid put thought into that is impressive, the human arrow was good judgement and creativity that paid off but not really solving a crime. The sketch I kind of feel was more of circumstantial evidence, not to say it wasn't smart, it definitely was, just not enough to lead to the main arrest. Thanks for coming to my Ted-Talk
All i could think about is that John Mulaney quote
"You're never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy"
The 2 people that disliked the vid are people that got caught by kids.
Add 50 to that
Did the Modern Rogue just try to sell me drugs?
Could be worse, they could try to sell you a Ring doorbell.
is that a drawing of cr1tikal in the thumbnail
9:59 there's no doubt about it
Evil version he's wearing black shirt in kids drawing
Has to be
"become a member to get %50 off your FIST order" lol 13:23
Brian mistaking the Easter Bunny for the Hamburglar makes me seriously wonder about his childhood.
I would have ranked iPad kid first. The only one doing the actual solving of crimes. The others were all eye witnesses or a class on the subject.
1. CSI Kids - learning real skills and applying them is what your entire show is supposed to be about, Brian!
2. iPad Sleuth
3. Cartographer Kids
4. Stick Figure Sketch Artist
5. Human Arrow - For obvious reasons.
In Australia in year 6 we could visit different high schools to show us which one we would want to go to when we finished junior school and in one high school in the field trip we could perform a csi investigation looking at footprints and creating moulds from them (can’t remember to well), then at the end of the day we could use our information to accuse who did the crime. Not to sure if that was the school where the crime and csi investigation took place or this school wanted to let other kids come in and solve it as a showcase because I just found out about this.
BRIAN! Hope you and everyone is safe and well! Feels worthy enough to say it here too.. your customer service dept. Rocks! Love the Pen of Greatness!!
As someone who frequently works on ladders, the adjustable ladder in the background is driving me nuts
Lowkey great Chief Wiggum impresion.
I'd put the ipad kid first, the sketch artist and then CSI, cartographers and the human arrow, but no matter how you look at it they all deserve tons of respect for their ingenuity.
We had an incident similar to the hit and run, but not nearly as bad. Me and my cousin were having a sleep over because it was a week long break in school. My aunt took us to the Store but we didn’t want to go, so we sat in the car watching some netflix show on her phone. All of a sudden, we see these 2 ladies in a Honda oddesy, and they think they can get a spot in between the space of the next car to the left of us and ours. So they go, and we feel the car rise up. My cousin scrambles to get the phone into the camera app, but we don’t have time. They quickly back out and drive out at a high speed. Spent about an hour checking security footage. Didn’t find em. If only the camera app was there.
You should do a D&D for Beginners with Jason RPing as Granpants, a strategist/sniper; Brian as a Pyromancer and Jason as a Thief fighting against the evil hordes of Chi'Ild, cahngelings that are impersonating the royal family and destroying the whole world nation by nation...
Get trevor in as bard and anthony in as fighter
I love watching videos like these, always so interesting and heck I learn something new.
Can't tell you how much I look forward to your videos each week
Murphy’s officer Wiggums impression was spot on
Can we talk about the Chief Wiggum impression please? It was pretty spot on
"I read Encylopedia Brown. Dies that count?"
-Brian Brushwood 2020
I died
So kid crime solvers are cool and all but that Wiggum impression was spot on.
"Penile Rivulet" is now my favorite phrase, Ever. Thank you Jason!
Love the overhead projector transitions. Sends me back to Sunday school begging the teacher to do the slides for her lol
1: CSI 2: Arrow 3: Cartographer 4: Stick figure 5: Ipad
"Theyve got a garden, well that's misspelled" "its German you assh...continue" 😂😂😂
13:21 misspelled first, as fist, you guys trying to punch us with cbd because I’m down🤣🤣
i agree with brian on the csi kids. if a guy came at someone with a knife, and one was black widow and the other was you, but you both managed to fend im off, which is more impressive
I've been binge watching every episode I don't know what I'd do without The Modern Rogue during this quarentine 😂
just gonna give a little aussie lore- it's called the tuckshop instead of the canteen, because in australia, slang for food is tucker, and tuckshop is just short for tucker shop
4:57 - Literally the coolest class I had in high school was Latin as a foreign language. Not even kidding, that was the height of excitement.
I need a GIF of Brian going "not in this canon"
13:23 I'm not usually that guy, especially not twice in a row... but at the bottom of the screen it says, "Become a member to get 50% off your fist order"... that's fist instead of first. This wasn't painful to me, it was more amusing, I don't know why. ...unless it is a fist order, and that's some kind of industry jargon that I don't understand.
Anyway, we don't use Feals in our house, but my mother does use a CBD salve on rare occasions. I used to be against the stuff, but it does sometimes help her when nothing else can. Stay safe, Modern Rogue Team, and God bless.
Brian looks ridiculously more in shape in this video. man got bored in quarantine and just started doing crunches
I can easily remember how to spell rogue because I hear Bryan say R-O-G-U-E in my mind, so distinctly. It even keeps me awake at night....
That Chief Wiggum impression was on point 👌
I almost took down a criminal once as a kid, some guy was trying to sneak in to my house so I charged him with what was essentially a flail, he ran, luckily for him he got away because I used that thing to shatter thick ice in the winter and I guarantee he would have died if I had actually caught up with him
How old were you?!?!
@@martin-iy5fr not sure, it was a long time ago and I can't remember yet I was old enough to be allowed to play around with a flail so probably a little over 10
P.S. sorry for the late reply, UA-cam didn't notify me of your comment
Damn that ladder in the background
The real life Scooby Gang ! O.O WOW !
Brian in the ad reads during this pandemic looks really damn good. How!?
As a german who is there a couple times a year:
Respect! You pronounced Oer-Erkenschwick absolutely right!
Just FYI a tuck shop is not the same as a canteen; you eat lunch at a canteen, but you buy sweets, drinks and snacks at a tuck shop.
That cheif wiggum impression was on point lol
@13:19 I didn't understand much of this part of the video, but I think there ist a little spelling error in the text.
I miss you guys. But love the ad at the end.
I'm only 22 and they didn't have Forensics until after I left school. Very Sad.
I'm Australian, we definitely call it a Canteen not a Tuck Shop 😂 never even heard of a Tuck Shop 😂😂😂
It's west and east Australia differences
My god, that Wiggum is pristine.
1.) CSI Kids 2.) Stick figure sketch artist 3.) iPad Sleuth 4.) cartographer kids 5.) Human arrow. Brian you have flunked the test and you have flunked my class.
an adult watching you do crimes : no fear
a child watching you do crimes: ONE FEAR
1 second they are in the same room and then the next second they are quarantined away from each other, I’m so confused.
I wanna see a modern rogue dnd session or campaign
Brian, where do you get all your amazing Texas T-shirts? I'm a Texan living out of the country, and I would really like some of those T-shirts to reconnect myself to home.
Quick thinking and great coordination between the arrow kids. However, Murphy has a point. It's just a bunch of kids, laying in the dirt. I do that all time and nobody recognizes me for it!
12:25 I know you said "experienced pros" but it sounded to me like "experienced bros" which I think would be way funnier
iPad kid's the cleverest. 8 years old, no one taught him to do it, he found his whole family's stuff! No help from anyone else. Most burglaries don't get solved, and this one got solved by an 8 year old. Genius.
You guys are the best!
I'm gonna side with Jason on this one. Great video guys.
Okay, all else aside, those kids better have been given an A for that forensics class. Went out and did actual forensics work that got a guy arrested. That is worth ALL the extra credit.
As an Aussie school kid, allow me to inform you that we still just call them canteens. Not tuckshops. And yes, we have forensic science classes. They’re pretty great.
Well, looking up "Or Örkenschwick" (how you pronounced it), you can actually find the town of Oer-Erkenschwick. So, I guess close enough?
I kinda agree with Brian, the arrow kids are really creative and I know I wouldn’t have thought to make a giant arrow!
you can always spot the german from miles away, even in writing.
710thcentury digitalboy really?
Which one is best?
Jason and Brian: yes
Brian: Mentions American Vandal
Me: Respect
Find my iPhone was released in 2011 as a default free service.
CSI Kids
Thief Sketch
iPad Sleuth
Cartographer Kids
Human Arrow
Kids laying in the dirt
1.CSI-kids edition
I rank it:
1) cartographer kids
2) stick figure sketch artist
3) iPad sleuth
4) CSI: Kid Edition
5) Human arrow
The first two are close. The fact that they can draw crude pictures of the subject that are still detailed enough for the police to capture the perpetrator(s) is impressive. The kid with the iPad really just came down to a matter of happenstance. “Hey Dad, I just so happened to have installed a tracker on my iPad and now know where all our stuff is!” I hate to say it, but it was kinda luck. It’s smart that the kid thought about the tracker and that it would show where the thief is, but it all comes down to happening to have an app. CSI, okay, so the kids are able to apply what they’ve learned. That’s all investigators do. I’m not undermining investigators, I’m saying that the kids are just showing that they know their material and it could equate to a midterm exam or final. And then the arrow was just a bunch of kids laying in the dirt. It’s good that they thought of it and coordinated to do it that fast, but it’s nothing super impressive, at least to me.
My school also teaches forensics science and other academy classes. I'm lucky to be a student today when I could use like, actual fake blood for the phlebotomy stuff in my healthcare class. I don't know how common that is everywhere though, but I think it's pretty cool
My list:
Stick Figure Sketch Artist
CSI: Kid Edition
Cartographer Kids
iPad Sleuth
Human Arrow (Kids laying in dirt)
Jason has the one, true list.
0:05 I *NEED* that shirt.
11:33 I knew when I saw Jason get the implant it was just a matter of time before he went full cyborg.
I agree with Brian! The Human Arrow is ingenius! It may look dumb and simple at first sight but WHO THE HELL WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT!?! I'd never in a thousand years... never. But taking photos of evidence, I'd probably think of that.
American vandal is such a great show
Idk why I kept reading kids as kits and It took me long time to realize.
I immediately imagined the grinch but with bunny ears....
Currently taking bets as to which exact CSI show Murphy watches
"If you shout it, it sounds more german" I love that quote xD
But why though? I think german is actually a mostly lovly quite language. There are so many harder languages even in europe
@@SebastianSchachner natürlich glaubst du das
@@radex__ ja, deutsch ist eine super sprache. Ich habe noch nie verstanden warum deutsch immer als so hart bezeichnet wird. Da gibt es wesentlich schlimmere sprachen. Ich finde es gibt wesentlich aggressivere Sprachen.
1. Stick Figure Sketch Artist
2. CSI: Kid Edition
3 . iPad Sleuth
4. Cartographer Kids
5. Human Arrow
My reasoning for this order is that Jason is right about the kids jus pointing while laying in the dirt. And I think drawing a map is easier than drawing physical characteristics of a suspect. The app did all the work in the iPad case, but the kid was smart enough to use it and let the parents know while no one else thought to do so. And getting foot prints is still easier than drawing a detailed description of a perp, yet a bit harder than drawing local area.
I want that shirt now, I would love Burglar Laser Minotaur.
1. Cartographer Kids
2. iPad Sleuth
3. CSI: Kids Edition
4. Stick Figure Sketch Artist
5. Human Arrow
That was a pretty decent Ralph Wiggum impression he did. I vote human arrow for #1.
*Scooby doo intro starts playing*