In all seriousness, the sheer variety of content and the fact you rate well on basically all of it is mad impressive. Only our Patter could do videos on cardboard game consoles, plastic playhouses, licensed pinball games, toy catalogues, bootleg coloring books, and video game foods, and have ALL of them soar past 10k within a day of uploading. It's like he has some kind of magic universal personality that's just compatible with all possible things.
If anybody else is wondering, the gba 3d gummies were actually different regular gummy colors when they were made. This is the second video I've seen of then so I had to look it up lol. Wonder what kind of reaction causes them to turn that color. Maybe they have more natural components than most other candy.
0:41 unlocked a vivid memory of me getting some japanese candies from a variety candy store while on a trip with my family. I remember i really liked the melon flavored soda. I even kept the bottle.
7:11 Double action, the priming comes right before the firing EXCEPT *NO!* Its _manual_ (like a bow, not a pump shotgun/classic revolver, thats single action) because theres no primer nor powder and its not plasma/lazer/coil based. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I remember those gba 3d gummies being amazing. I was sad when they disappeared forever. I think there was also a gamecube one, but the store I had gotten them from only ever had the gameboy one.
Link actually is a “dedicated Christian” haha. Early artwork shows him kneeling before a crufix, and it’s actually the reason his first shield has a cross on it. Some fun trivia.
Honestly those ribs are the best part of those little hard candies. I got a SNES controller tin and a Reptar cereal tin. Both were way better than the candy that was in them lol
Peter, just want to say that I love you and your videos. Your random and unique sense of humor never fails to put a smile on my face. Watching one of your videos makes my day much better and I always enjoy a good laugh. Keep up the good work!
Back when I was slightly smaller I would make candy pizzas with whatever concerning-looking candy I could find. So, if anyone has concerning candy, you should try that out its very fun- though you will get sick so get some tylenol ready
Peter should do a video where he tapes cardboard Silver to SpongeBob and sets them both on fire and whichever is the least disfigured gets to be Peter's new running joke.
I bet that the Gengar candy tasted like something poisonous. Gengar's secondary type is Poison, which is the case with the rest of the Pokemon in the Gengar evolutionary family. In this case, they share the exact same type combo of Ghost-Poison.
I love how burping SpongeBob has just became a recurring character. Loved this video, great job 👍
He will be in all the videos now.
hes like cardboard silver
Basically the next fan kirby
he's replaced silver
yeah hes peters new mascot following the successful career of his phone that went like doo doo doo doo doo
Spongebob has officially replaced Cardboard Sliver as Peter's fun sidekick
He has no soul though. Only funny sounds.
Bring back cardboard silver
Make them fight to the death
don't worry cardboard silver is the replacement editor
@@peter_knetter true dat
Why did " You can only have one perry the platypus candy, Only a spoonful" make me laugh so hard.
Probably because the punch-line in this context is the opposite of the original joke, being a comically small spoon instead of comically large.
Eat your Lego systems next
*-yes-*
Mom i ate my leges
@@-Fidelis- rise and freem mister shinemen
Yes!
I want Peter's next Lego system to be made out of candy Legos now
Peter was a beekeeper, taste tester, Nerf Factory Worker, Plush toy maker all before UA-cam, Can we give this man a round of applause?
He's also mentioned working in the automotive industry in the Sonic Car & Kirby Car videos
@@fallenlogicdev and being a chef in his easy bake video. god he must’ve made so much money off of his past life
And he maked shoes that iPhones in them for apple.
@@spingleboygle Johnny Sins level grindset 🔥🔥🥶
Dude's just straight up eating expired food, the mad lad!
Literally american ashens
Gonna turn into one of those channels that just eats 40 year old MREs
Soon he'll taste test the infamous chicken in a can
you should see LA beast challenges
Ashens did it first.
You noob 😂
In all seriousness, the sheer variety of content and the fact you rate well on basically all of it is mad impressive. Only our Patter could do videos on cardboard game consoles, plastic playhouses, licensed pinball games, toy catalogues, bootleg coloring books, and video game foods, and have ALL of them soar past 10k within a day of uploading.
It's like he has some kind of magic universal personality that's just compatible with all possible things.
I'm blushing my face off
@@peter_knetter give them a heart implant now
The secret is being a massive child. I love it.
@@peter_knetter👉👈
Hopefully I didn't ping ù whilst recording a vid
@@peter_knetter☺️☺️☺️☺️
Props to him for actually filming at the restaurant and embarrassing himself in front of families trying to enjoy their pasta
It was fake background some of the parts showed green screen
@@CrkCooKiez its a joke
@@FakeUsername27 ok lmao
I was wrong its SOOOOOOOOOO REAL LIKE ARE U BLIND?
@@FakeUsername27 nah your blind mate
If anybody else is wondering, the gba 3d gummies were actually different regular gummy colors when they were made. This is the second video I've seen of then so I had to look it up lol. Wonder what kind of reaction causes them to turn that color. Maybe they have more natural components than most other candy.
Lol
4:36 "I didn't spend hours of my life stomping.... *TRIPLETS* - 2023, Patter the Splatter
🎵SONIC UNDERGROUND🎵
9:25 Peter, you don't have to make content like this if you don't want to. Make stuff you want to make, you won't lose us man.
Nah just jokes. I love doing this stuff. Thanks much.
@@peter_knetter to be fair you could do anything at all, as long as we still get a bit of funny stupid blonde man from the internet in our lives
1:30 Genuine despair was heard within that cry (it also sounded like Thurston Waffles)
0:41 unlocked a vivid memory of me getting some japanese candies from a variety candy store while on a trip with my family. I remember i really liked the melon flavored soda. I even kept the bottle.
Peter Knetter, the most professional unprofessional channel.
0:11 "Some of these are pretty old."
*Shows the most crusty dusty rusty musty GameBoy Advance ever*
1:02 "whats this pokemon? Godofwar?"
The fact that those expired gummy’s were still accurate to the characters-
Black tar is my favorite character.
The unexpected return of the triplets bit really tingled my funny bone
The part where he hit spongebob made me laugh soo much 1:54
Peter's mascot has now officially been switched from Cardboard Silver to SpongeBob Burping.
Dadodododado dies 3:09
hitting spongebob on the side of the table made me laugh a bit too much
The spongebob burping toy has now been slowly turning into Peter’s stress toy the more videos it shows up in
7:11 Double action, the priming comes right before the firing EXCEPT *NO!* Its _manual_ (like a bow, not a pump shotgun/classic revolver, thats single action) because theres no primer nor powder and its not plasma/lazer/coil based. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
This is basically PEZ but you can shoot it out and it uses smarties
I remember those gba 3d gummies being amazing. I was sad when they disappeared forever. I think there was also a gamecube one, but the store I had gotten them from only ever had the gameboy one.
Link actually is a “dedicated Christian” haha. Early artwork shows him kneeling before a crufix, and it’s actually the reason his first shield has a cross on it. Some fun trivia.
5:06 favorite part of the video
Honestly those ribs are the best part of those little hard candies. I got a SNES controller tin and a Reptar cereal tin. Both were way better than the candy that was in them lol
We need a video of Peter just making link noises 1:14
That tiny food set is so adorable. How did you get that something so small?!?
Did you know the plate is lego
he bought it
he shrunk it in the washing machine on accident
@@qwertypringle1212 I bought peter knetter
Peter's videos always make me smile. You're just a genuinely awesome lad and I hope you enjoy doing all this :DDDD
ngl the spongebob has gotta be my favorite character of this channel
The little tune he plays is the funniest thing it never gets old
A man of many skills. We applaud you!
(Please don't die from eating expired food.)
he’s actually going insane
he’s eating expired candy and threatening Mario’s life
he’s been possessed by that SPONGBOB
help him
5:12 mad respect for peter time traveling to get mario candy😯
Peter:" Got my palate cleanser, Cherry 7Up here *sips* *sighs* palate cleansed with red dye 40
As it should be
how many E numbers has he eaten in the entire video 😂
@@ewanfarley good question LOL 🤣
I just willingly sat through ten minutes of a grown man eating candy
what is wrong with me
Welcome to the channel.
4:21 PATTER THAT WAS A 21 YEAR OLD GUMMY 😂😂
I looked them up and they’re meant to be red blue yellow and green
@@Cherry_coke_popOh my god
This channel is both lower energy and higher energy than brutal moose and it's making me feel some kinda way
8:09 DUUUDE I REMEMBER HAVING THAT WATCH AS A KID, I USED TO SET IT UP AS A PROJECTOR AT NIGHT THATS CRAAAZY
thank you for this delectable sequel sir, it is quite exquisite 🧐
POV: Collecters: NO YOU KEEP MARIO ON THE BARREL
Patter: hehe funy Mario
Peter I love your videos so much, they get me through my week and they have just kept getting funnier each time. Thank you.
2:18 I used to eat these when I was little
Same tho
I remember having those Gameboy Advance gummies when I was little. Good times. And gr8 vid
8:23 makes me laugh forever
peter did such a good job on this vid that i could smell the gummies from the video
more like dark cherry balls “More like lean flavored lel’
SPINKBOIB IS MY FAV THANKS FOR KEEPING HIM PATTER
Peters out here risking his life for our entertainment. Legendary.
5:23 oh no
Ah yes the one UA-camr who I can rewatch over and over again no matter how many times I've seen the same video. ❤
No matter what, you must NEVER abandon that SpongeBob.
Peter, just want to say that I love you and your videos. Your random and unique sense of humor never fails to put a smile on my face. Watching one of your videos makes my day much better and I always enjoy a good laugh. Keep up the good work!
The long awaited sequel to video game gummies🎉😂
Peter really just unboxed a symbiote and put it in his mouth
I love to see that you’re a fellow Red dye 40 fan.
3:52 …WHERE IS HE FINDINF THESE. LIKE ACTUALLY
Ebay
That spongebob music goes so hard
love spongebob being a returning character.
this is a 10 min video of Peter eating 1000000069 year old candy. Quality
Back when I was slightly smaller I would make candy pizzas with whatever concerning-looking candy I could find. So, if anyone has concerning candy, you should try that out its very fun- though you will get sick so get some tylenol ready
I loved the mario candies. But the one with a mario figure is my favorite because i get free mario toy if i free him from his chamber
I love how that spongebob bit is just a regular in the series
Usually when writers introduce random comic relief it doesn't work.
This is different
Loving your tiny cutlery. Very posh!
those out of date as fuck gummies have some amazing detail in them when the light hits em from the right angle and you can see it
0:26 It’s Pokamonchi Yuinzu Kiyan Day (ポヶモンチユーィンづ キヤンデイ) it’s also Coke flavor (コーラ味)
dude i just watched a full grown adult eat a comical amount of expired food
Alternative title: Peter becomes Ashens
Burping Spongebob our beloved 😭♥️
I'm going to sue you for near manslaughter because I was eating chicken when you ripped mario off the barrel and laughed so hard I choked. Worth it.
this is the most joy I ever had
You just not of had a very interesting childhood
@@SteamHyenaz yep
The waiter in the background footage looks like him and i keep getting confused
Peter should do a video where he tapes cardboard Silver to SpongeBob and sets them both on fire and whichever is the least disfigured gets to be Peter's new running joke.
0:53 Keep this in mind. He's gonna use that on every videos...
Spongebob music toy is such an iconic character
Seeing the thumbnail, I thought "oh it'd be cool if he got that old Link candy shooter I had as a kid". I am pleased.
0:27 EIuonmaneunuo
I bet that the Gengar candy tasted like something poisonous.
Gengar's secondary type is Poison, which is the case with the rest of the Pokemon in the Gengar evolutionary family. In this case, they share the exact same type combo of Ghost-Poison.
7:47 luigi
I Love your videos so much...keep having fun.❤
"Link is a dedicated Christian" that is quite literally part of Link's lore
0:27 I can agree that is it's name because I cannot read katakana in fact
This reminded me of the time I ate some 90's batman gum I tried a few months ago, it didn't go well
I used to love those Mario on a barrel candies, I would buy them from my older brother’s game store every time he got some in stock.
1:17 Scott the woz literally said the same thing 😂
Patter then died from “saladvanilla” due to eating mysterious black candy
I love the entire vibe of Nick Wilde at the vole wedding here with that dinette set.
5:09 OMG I HAD THESE CANDIES BEFORE WITH THIS MARIO-
i love the pikachu scream as you consume his essence
In the thumbnail, it looks like he’s eating a five course meal
i love how the plate is a lego piece
Do reasonable video game candy next
I was constantly worried that he'd accidentally eat the comically small utensils
4:39 peter:.... *TRIPLETS*-
Peter, Will You Ever Bring Back Cardboard Silver?
For the record bowser is actually a great father canonically
I never knew eating expired food could be content
2:16 GAAH
Ever since he got that SpongeBob he’s been using it in all his videos and I love it
Are yoy okay, Peter? I've noticed how often you've been pumping uploads out and I hope you're not over exerting yourself.
me too