Dabi: Perhaps I should send the video to your parents? I'm sure they'd pay through the nose to get back their little sweetheart wouldn't they? My OC: No. My father left me because I was weak and my mother left because she was scared, so basically you're doing me a favor!
(Fem dabi starts filming for my parents) her: here’s your child Me:(not listening for the past minute and thinks that she legit whips out a baby and says to me “here’s your child”)
My dad walked into my room to tell me it was time for tea (or dinner if you call it that) and I don't know WHAT I clicked but the bnha memes I was watching went into the lower right corner of my screen and my last search of bnha kidnapped asmrs showed up with videos and I swear he looked extremely disappointed but he didn't say anything. I don't know how to react I mean he didn't say anything which I guess is good but also he would have said something sooooo I don't know. Should I be concerned?
Fem Dabi: maybe I should send it to your parents. Me: Ha,like fuck my Dad would care and my mam wouldn't have enough money.So too the Black Market I go!!!
fem.dabi: you're so cute when you blush, it's adorable me: no, you're adorable!!! oh wait that didn't come out the way i wanted it to come out *sighs* SHIT!!
Dabi: Perhaps I should send the video to your parents? I’m sure they’d pay through the nose to get back their little sweetheart wouldn’t they? One of my multiple oc’s: I ate them, and I killed my mentor, these ropes don’t mean anything I moved Boulders with my hands *Continues to brag about their strength and insanity*
Fem Dabi : Come closer.
Me : Nah i'm good sitting here against the back of the chair.
Dabi: Im sure they would pay a hefty price to get you back!
Me: NO! They would be happy to have me out of the house!
r u ,, , r u ok???
That's kinda sad (hugs female lida)
Hell yea The villains are awesome. Definitely need a Dabi Pt 2!
Especially female dabi she’s so dominant 🤤
dabi is definitely on my roster!! im planning on making a midoriya one sometime after
Dabi 2 electric boogaloo
Fem Dabi:your a heavy sleeper
Me:yea because. I slept through a whole tornado before babe so you ain't waking me up unless you jump on top of me
OMG ME TOO!
I didnt sleep during a tornado but i was awake
lol i could never i woke up because my snake hit their head on the glass of their tank too hard
@@euphoriaasmr nuuuuu poor snake
Female Dabi: I'm feeling generous today, wat u want me to do to u my dear.
Me: leave me the hell alone so I can sleep.
Me: Jump On Me.
Me: God let me sleep
Dabi: Perhaps I should send the video to your parents? I'm sure they'd pay through the nose to get back their little sweetheart wouldn't they?
My OC: No. My father left me because I was weak and my mother left because she was scared, so basically you're doing me a favor!
lemme just act surprised and look out into the distance chile-
@@euphoriaasmr Well! That took a turn.
The parents of my OC are dead ._.XD
My oc: my parents don’t care nor does anyone at UA they hate me and my quirk so yea you ain’t getting money for me
The Parents Of Mine Are In The Hospital Due To A Explosion.
She said I will remove a limb I go uhhhhhh I just wanna joins the villains and my quirk honestly would be a healing type quirk so ye I’d be usefull
(Fem dabi starts filming for my parents) her: here’s your child
Me:(not listening for the past minute and thinks that she legit whips out a baby and says to me “here’s your child”)
Oh god what happens if hawks would hear this he would get a nosebleed XD
just freaking- [insert blushing anime schoolgirl]
@@euphoriaasmr whats next a Female! Funny Valentine jeez...
@@euphoriaasmr btw do u know jjba
ah no i haven't gotten to watching it yet
@@euphoriaasmr ok read part 1 to 7 to get the fem!funny valentine joke
Dabi: You're a heavy sleeper.
Me: *goes back to sleep*
You did grate work
aww, thank you!!!!
almond milk asmr no problem you are so good
*Cheese....!!*
Love👏It👏!! Love her vibes btw...😅😂😂😂
dxfcgvhbjnk thank u!!!!
Am I like the only one who like the video and SUBSCRIBED
thats so sweet of you! you might be among the only ones that have haha
I did to
Nope you aren't
Yeah this gon have to be a series
My dad walked into my room to tell me it was time for tea (or dinner if you call it that) and I don't know WHAT I clicked but the bnha memes I was watching went into the lower right corner of my screen and my last search of bnha kidnapped asmrs showed up with videos and I swear he looked extremely disappointed but he didn't say anything. I don't know how to react I mean he didn't say anything which I guess is good but also he would have said something sooooo I don't know. Should I be concerned?
Probably should be concerned... o.o
Fem Dabi: maybe I should send it to your parents.
Me: Ha,like fuck my Dad would care and my mam wouldn't have enough money.So too the Black Market I go!!!
They aint gonna get me. Because im PRICELESS
I'll see myself out
Fem Dabi: Come closer
Me: So u want me to scoot my chair to you?
Me in my head: is she gonna kill me like jason todd
fem.dabi: you're so cute when you blush, it's adorable
me: no, you're adorable!!! oh wait that didn't come out the way i wanted it to come out *sighs* SHIT!!
Dabi: Perhaps I should send the video to your parents? I’m sure they’d pay through the nose to get back their little sweetheart wouldn’t they?
One of my multiple oc’s: I ate them, and I killed my mentor, these ropes don’t mean anything I moved Boulders with my hands *Continues to brag about their strength and insanity*
Me: clicks on this video
My sexuality:sooooo we’re bisexual now?
Me: yes
Edit: my sexuality: how bisexual
Me *yes*
You sound like me to my sister when mom tells me to get her up😂
Pls make a part 2
Killer queen has already touch your confidence. *laugh in dabi*
I’m just here like yo I would love to join the villains my guy Lol.
Fem dabi: you don't remember me?
Me: when you seen one amine bae you seen them all
I would like to join the villain league
Female Dabi: What do you want me to do for you dear?
Me: ı want you to take me to Shigi because THAT CRİSPY BLUEBERRY TOOK MY DORİTOS!
Oh no I have been kidnapped by myself oh no!
omg fem dabi what are you doing in my asmr
@@euphoriaasmr don’t ask
What was the tell tale sign I was enjoying this? You are very perceptive.
great story line. you are very believable.
*lesbian panic ensues*
Party2💗💗🙏🙏
Do I have to watch mha to listen to this? Because this looks great but I haven't seen/read it.
Me eats my hair like:bich I'm up
My Oc: I'm worth money?.. All I do is kill heroes and villains
What is up with dabi's face?
Hello checking in to see if your ok
Me:(has a wolf quirk)snarls
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I still pictured him as a guy and idc XD