As an italian i have to destroy a pizza based giant tower made by a giant pizza with a 90s cartoon character made out of pizza inside to save my minimal wage job this game is basicly italian simulator 3000
Quick Tips 1. If You use the Taunt button right as an attack hits you, you'll take no damage. It takes a bit to get a hang of the timing, but if you master it, you can basically become untouchable. 2. If you're worried that you're missing a lot of secrets, try running at suspicious spaces. 3. There's a secret ending. I won't spoil anything, but you'll need the treasure found in every level. Each one is hidden behind a door, and you'll need to have Gerome following you. He's the guy that was turning the elevator crank at 9:20.
The word "pizza" first appeared in a Latin text from the town of Gaeta, then still part of the Byzantine Empire, in 997 AD. The text states that a tenant of certain property is to give the bishop of Gaeta duodecim pizze ("twelve pizzas") every Christmas Day, and another twelve every Easter Sunday. Foods similar to pizza have been made since the Neolithic Age. Records of people adding other ingredients to bread to make it more flavorful can be found throughout ancient history. In the 6th century BC, the Persian soldiers of the Achaemenid Empire during the rule of Darius the Great baked flatbreads with cheese and dates on top of their battle shields, and the ancient Greeks supplemented their bread with oils, herbs, and cheese. Modern pizza evolved from similar flatbread dishes in Naples, Italy, in the 18th or early 19th century. Before that time, flatbread was often topped with ingredients such as garlic, salt, lard, and cheese. It is uncertain when tomatoes were first added and there are many conflicting claims. Until about 1830, pizza was sold from open-air stands and out of pizza bakeries.
2:03 Ah yes, my favorite type of ravioli... *B A N A N A.* And the thing is, so called Hawaiian pizza with pineapple wasn't even invented in Hawaii! It was invented in CANADA at a place called Chatham-Kent. Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, created the first Hawaiian pizza in 1962. Inspired in part by his experience preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and savory flavors, Panopoulos experimented with adding pineapple, ham, bacon, and other toppings. These additions were not initially very popular. The name of this creation was apparently chosen after the brand of canned pineapple that Sam selected for making them at the time.
@@Unironic_Plant_Main eh, not really. he didn‘t understand any of the mechanics after having seen them once, not even speaking of the paths he missed. The reason i always am so mad when seeing youtubers play pizza tower is not because they arent good I mean yeah, it‘s their first run But even on my first run i was 100 times more aware of whats going on, what i gotta do and what the lore is (does everyone just skip the cutscene in the beginning or what?)
Yeah, don't just blitz through to the end! Plus, maybe if you're feeling a bit-a extra spicy-a pepperoni-a, there's only one way to get S Ranks in the levels.
'accidentally' P-Ranking a stage would be almost impossible unless Sophist held a combo for a whole stage because he "felt like it" while also doing absolutely everything else in the level at the same time, but fair
@@BluZombie Sophist after seeing this comment: "Alright guys, totally original idea but I decided I want to go back and just do a level perfectly for fun! No ulterior motives I just want to have some fun it's definitely not because there's some type of challenge to be had"
currently trying to P-rank every level myself and gotta say: Would love to see Sophist do it, it can be frustrating but the feeling when u finally get it is insane
I will explain the plot real quick, The chef pepino spaghetti (yes that's his real name) owner of pepino's pizza is having tax problems, suddenly a living pizza called pizza face teleports to pepino's pizza, and then threatens pepino saying that he will destroy his pizzeria, so pepino follows pizza face to his pizza tower... The plot is insanity and i think you will like it
I wish Pizza Tower could be on consoles as well. Not just steam I find the possibility of Dominos promoting this game! But yeah I remember this game before the steam trailer.
Ah yes, the tower of pizza. This pizza tower meshes all the pizzas from different companies to form the grand pizza. Come one come all to try the deluxe meal. Only for 5 cents
Fun fact: there is an S and P rank, S is messing up 1 thing to get p rank, and p rank is to keep your combo, find all 3 secrets (the eyes),find the treasure, and GO ANOTHER LAP.
1:12 This moment reminds me of spooky's jumpscare mansion, both specimen one and monster two. Aka, cardboard jumpscares and a bodybag that has no reason to be fast.
Have I heard of it? Well, my brother likes Wario Land a lot and so we have first heard of it in 2018 I think (since Pizza Tower is based on Wario Land 4 gameplay-wise), but we didn't religiously follow it; I do vividly remember seeing it for a second time with SAGE 2019 (which is really surprising considering that event is about Sonic fangames, which Wario Land us unrelated to), and Fangamer also released a bunch of Pizza Tower merch in 2021, including this nifty Peppino plush that I bought. And then it released in 2023 out of the blue, and I've enjoyed gameplay footage and music of it. So, yes, I have definitely heard of it. Had actually been waiting for you or the other boys to play it.
At the start of john gutter, to the left theres an empty room. During pizza time a lap 2 portal appears there. Its the funny "do it again". Dont think you can get p ranks yet. You need to go at mach 10, dont lose the combo and collect all toppings,gerome and all secrets. The portals in every level during pizza time
Holy hell, I don't have anxieties, but my anxieties were acting up, lol! Reminded me of the time I drove deliveries on a stick shift with a broken shifting hand, lol!
A few tips; - Make sure not to spoil anything in the thumbnails, like Boss 4 and Boss 5; even if the game has been out for awhile it's still nice to leave some viewers guessing - You might wanna have your editor trim less of the footage in this playthrough, there's a LOT to see and each level is fresh and unique with their own mechanics and style and music! Even if you make a few jumpcuts to simplify some 'not-so-gamer' moments, you should definitely milk this series' runtime because every frame and scene is worth it - Each regular level has *5 Toppins* (which give $10 for each one rescued per level) and *3 secrets* (marked with Eyes or, if hidden behind walls, the walls will usually have eye imagery to hint the secret placement!). There's also a *Tower Treasure* in each stage; unlocked by finding *Gerome the Janitor* (the pink golem with the blue cap) and bringing him to the *Janitor Door* somewhere in the stage. Finally, there's a *Pizza Portal* that appears in a stage when you replay it, usually somewhere near the entrance to the level; entering it during *PIZZA TIME* will give you a big point bonus but initiate *Lap 2* which forces you to REPLAY the escape sequence with the same amount of time you had left before entering it. - Doing everything possible in a stage (all secrets, toppins, etc.) and getting a high score will give you S-Rank, which is a good rank to settle on if you wanna feel like you've completed a stage. If you REALLY want a challenge, try going for P-Rank. P-Ranking a stage means you can NEVER lose a combo for the full duration of the level, requiring you to master the movement tech in the game so you can keep a fast pace and prevent your combo from ending.
This game accurately represents what every pizza delivery person experiences
is this true
@@Catnado_22 yea
Really?
As an italian i have to destroy a pizza based giant tower made by a giant pizza with a 90s cartoon character made out of pizza inside to save my minimal wage job this game is basicly italian simulator 3000
“Our motto is 30 minutes or it’s free!”
Quick Tips
1. If You use the Taunt button right as an attack hits you, you'll take no damage. It takes a bit to get a hang of the timing, but if you master it, you can basically become untouchable.
2. If you're worried that you're missing a lot of secrets, try running at suspicious spaces.
3. There's a secret ending. I won't spoil anything, but you'll need the treasure found in every level. Each one is hidden behind a door, and you'll need to have Gerome following you. He's the guy that was turning the elevator crank at 9:20.
IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT. Did you know that if you taunt right as you get hurt, you wont take any damage?
I wanted to tell him that 😅
Please play more, Sophist. This game will find more ways to surprise you and terrify Peppino.
The word "pizza" first appeared in a Latin text from the town of Gaeta, then still part of the Byzantine Empire, in 997 AD. The text states that a tenant of certain property is to give the bishop of Gaeta duodecim pizze ("twelve pizzas") every Christmas Day, and another twelve every Easter Sunday. Foods similar to pizza have been made since the Neolithic Age. Records of people adding other ingredients to bread to make it more flavorful can be found throughout ancient history. In the 6th century BC, the Persian soldiers of the Achaemenid Empire during the rule of Darius the Great baked flatbreads with cheese and dates on top of their battle shields, and the ancient Greeks supplemented their bread with oils, herbs, and cheese.
Modern pizza evolved from similar flatbread dishes in Naples, Italy, in the 18th or early 19th century. Before that time, flatbread was often topped with ingredients such as garlic, salt, lard, and cheese. It is uncertain when tomatoes were first added and there are many conflicting claims. Until about 1830, pizza was sold from open-air stands and out of pizza bakeries.
I can't believe Final Fantasy made a game based on delivering 12 pizzas.
12th war, 12 pizzas, ehh y'know
Is that from wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit?
thancc Kim
@@flyguydev2008 Nope, it's all from my very big mind. Knowledge is powerful. Don't be American.
pizza lore
2:03 Ah yes, my favorite type of ravioli... *B A N A N A.* And the thing is, so called Hawaiian pizza with pineapple wasn't even invented in Hawaii! It was invented in CANADA at a place called Chatham-Kent. Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, created the first Hawaiian pizza in 1962. Inspired in part by his experience preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and savory flavors, Panopoulos experimented with adding pineapple, ham, bacon, and other toppings. These additions were not initially very popular. The name of this creation was apparently chosen after the brand of canned pineapple that Sam selected for making them at the time.
holy moly bro be nerdy
I like it
YESSSSSSS. This is probably the most “sophist” game of all time
Sophist should’ve made this game because it would be on brand
@@Unironic_Plant_Main eh, not really. he didn‘t understand any of the mechanics after having seen them once, not even speaking of the paths he missed.
The reason i always am so mad when seeing youtubers play pizza tower is not because they arent good
I mean yeah, it‘s their first run
But even on my first run i was 100 times more aware of whats going on, what i gotta do and what the lore is (does everyone just skip the cutscene in the beginning or what?)
so yeah, everytime i watch youtubers play it feels like they all have a maypr skill issue
Sophist being the last definite proof I need to actually give this game a try. Thank you for bringing me this enticing experience Funny Eevee Man.
9:28 Vern when Nick and Brent are throwing the most soul crushing insults Mario Party
I’ve been following this game’s development for years, it’s so good to see one of the UA-camrs I like covering it.
I like the part where Sophist says " its Pizza Tower time " and proceeds to Pizza Tower everything in his path.
Truly a gamer moment
Definitely make sure to play every level, they're all unique and fun in their own right! And also you'll need the money to progress
Yeah, don't just blitz through to the end! Plus, maybe if you're feeling a bit-a extra spicy-a pepperoni-a, there's only one way to get S Ranks in the levels.
Just like real life
As an Italian I can confirm that we all can run faster than the speed of sound.
0:31 my god the foreshadowing
Can't wait for sophist to accidentally get a P rank once and realise that he has a goal everyone watching is going to force him to complete
'accidentally' P-Ranking a stage would be almost impossible unless Sophist held a combo for a whole stage because he "felt like it" while also doing absolutely everything else in the level at the same time, but fair
@@BluZombie
Sophist after seeing this comment: "Alright guys, totally original idea but I decided I want to go back and just do a level perfectly for fun! No ulterior motives I just want to have some fun it's definitely not because there's some type of challenge to be had"
currently trying to P-rank every level myself and gotta say: Would love to see Sophist do it, it can be frustrating but the feeling when u finally get it is insane
My friend has been nerding about this game for weeks, but it actually looks fun! Nice video
When you snap the spaghetti in half:
0:30 If only Sophist had waited around about a minute longer while the menu was dark and he didn't touch ANYTHING, LMAO
JUMPSCARE
The music in this game are such bangers. Pizzascape is one of my favorite.
This game is so fun, and the fact that you can taunt parry enemy's basically like "I'm not going to sugar coat it" is so funny to me
Something funny about Peppino is that he looks like WAAAAAAAAAARIO
OH BABY!
Doobus Goobus made an awesome animation about Pizza Tower so yep, I heard about this game 😅
The game that forces you in the shoes of an italian man
The terror enemies show when he charges is great.
This is the closest eevee will play his main in mario party
Sophist... please start getting all of the Toppins...
Never symoathized with Sophists editor more then recently between M&L Superstar Saga and Pizza Tower
YES
THIS GAME IS PERFECT FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
Cannot wait
Y’all ready to get funky
“Is this a combat mechanic?”
Yes. It’s a parry/counter.
7:22 Even Garfield Agrees, as he has higher standards than pizza delivery guys.
0:45 meet the adventures of Sherlock Eevee Holmes, as he understands things that we would never know.
its basically wario land but if you took every drug and eat all of the pizza that you can handle
Bro you deserve way more attention ngl
This game makes me run thro every single place that i find
This is Wario if he was a pizza deliver
I do like how the quotes pair with the rankings. "Congratulations. You're a failure."
I will explain the plot real quick,
The chef pepino spaghetti (yes that's his real name) owner of pepino's pizza is having tax problems, suddenly a living pizza called pizza face teleports to pepino's pizza, and then threatens pepino saying that he will destroy his pizzeria, so pepino follows pizza face to his pizza tower...
The plot is insanity and i think you will like it
Not reading the tutorial and then proceed to get stuck always gets me laugh-
Fun fact: They give you more than enough time to escape twice!
No I will not elaborate, have fun!
I wish Pizza Tower could be on consoles as well. Not just steam
I find the possibility of Dominos promoting this game!
But yeah I remember this game before the steam trailer.
I REALLY hope we get to see your playthrough on the rest of this game soon! It's soooooo good!
ALSO! DO *NOT* kill Snotty. This is all you will be told for now
If i was here i would have put whos gonna tell him due to the joke at 0:32
Been waiting for this game to get popular for 3 years, and that’s short compared to other members
I wasn't expecting a Pizza Tower video, but now that it's here I'm glad it exists
Vigilante is one of the most fun and creative boss of all time, i love it
Oh
HELL yes.
You are in for an absolute treat, good sir!
This is game I NEED to play. It’d better come to the Switch soon
Do you like pineapple on pizza or are you right in the head? There is no both.
Correct
I eat babies (I’m right on the head)
mentally ill pineapple liker here 😋
Pineapple is better than pepperoni and I will not apologize for saying it.
Alternatively: Can you accept pineapple on pizza, or are you a coward?
PIZZA AT AN CHEAP PRICE?!
Satisfactory.
The rare instance where sophist plays something that isn't nintendo-related
@@Dobbie. Technically it is now
Was not expecting a Pizza Tower vid from you but I am thrilled none the less!
The main characters name is peppino spaghetti, the man being chased by a rat (brick the rat) is gustavo (peppinos employee)
"Is this a combat mechanic?"
I mean... it is if you aren't sugarcoating it!
TROLLEY
Me painfully watching him missing toppins
Ah yes, the tower of pizza. This pizza tower meshes all the pizzas from different companies to form the grand pizza. Come one come all to try the deluxe meal. Only for 5 cents
Why yea I have heard of pizza tower.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SINCE NOW
(Now, who is going to tell him about the P rank?)
I love this editing
I am now a subscriber
Honestly didn’t expect you to play this, very glad to see this, quite comedious
every single people who plays pizza tower: it's like a sonic game!
Me and the small percent of people who played Wario Land 4: should we tell them?
"this is like the third level"
TCNick3: Eevee definitely doesn't know how to do math.
The game already sounds good on the name alone
SOPHIST PLAYING PIZZA TOWER WOOO!!!
As soon as I saw a pizza tower video by LORD SOPHISTICATED SOCIETY HIMSELF I knew this would be a wild ride
What on god's green earth was this man cookin'
Fun fact, the person you are playing as is literally named “Peppino Spaghetti”
That's unfortunate
Thanks for making a video on this game Sophist, wasn't sure if you were trolling or not when I asked in that Mario party video!
Pineapple on pizza is amazing, what are you talking about Sophist?
Well that was a great ending for the 1st video of pizza tower.
Sophist: posing? This is not the combat i though it would be
(The taunt is a counter when used before taking damage)
Fun fact: there is an S and P rank, S is messing up 1 thing to get p rank, and p rank is to keep your combo, find all 3 secrets (the eyes),find the treasure, and GO ANOTHER LAP.
Your video didn't need a commercial break. This IS the commercial :p
1:12 This moment reminds me of spooky's jumpscare mansion, both specimen one and monster two. Aka, cardboard jumpscares and a bodybag that has no reason to be fast.
Diff name for this vid: funny man plays funny leaning tower of pizza game
Have I heard of it? Well, my brother likes Wario Land a lot and so we have first heard of it in 2018 I think (since Pizza Tower is based on Wario Land 4 gameplay-wise), but we didn't religiously follow it; I do vividly remember seeing it for a second time with SAGE 2019 (which is really surprising considering that event is about Sonic fangames, which Wario Land us unrelated to), and Fangamer also released a bunch of Pizza Tower merch in 2021, including this nifty Peppino plush that I bought. And then it released in 2023 out of the blue, and I've enjoyed gameplay footage and music of it.
So, yes, I have definitely heard of it. Had actually been waiting for you or the other boys to play it.
“They’re taking the Pizza to Isengard” - Lord of the Onion Rings
FINALLY
PIZZA GAME
yippee
Wait till you see the many P-rank speedruns and 3rd lap mod too I go Jesus people are that good
It’s kinda strange how close this is to my first time with Pizza Tower
“Breaking news: a fat Italian raiding the tower and started to rampage”
Who hasn't? Spongebob delivering Pizza in a Pizza Tower.
At the start of john gutter, to the left theres an empty room. During pizza time a lap 2 portal appears there. Its the funny "do it again". Dont think you can get p ranks yet. You need to go at mach 10, dont lose the combo and collect all toppings,gerome and all secrets. The portals in every level during pizza time
Can I just say that I have been hearing pizza tower sound effects in the videos lately ANDNI WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THIS
Sophist: *no like pineapple on pizza*
Me: oooh so thats why he's all abouts being evil and malicious
Sophist say dont grab the pineapple but he did grab hit all times.
As an Italian I can confirm we gain unnatural abilities such as running at Mach 4 speed and immortality when put in danger.
Sophist literally just posted whilst I was watching a sophist video 🤭
Holy hell, I don't have anxieties, but my anxieties were acting up, lol!
Reminded me of the time I drove deliveries on a stick shift with a broken shifting hand, lol!
Who hasn’t at this point?!
Absolutely love this game. Really appreciate that the sound effects from the game are being used in Party Crasher videos as well.
sophist: this is just a sonic game
the pizza tower fans: wtf did u say?!?!?!
quick tip: if you see a green cheese slime in the overworld on the 4th floor, DO NOT KILL HIM.
This game feels like it was made for Eevee
Hell yeah!! Finally the Pizza Tower, the game where you run like speed run gamer
A few tips;
- Make sure not to spoil anything in the thumbnails, like Boss 4 and Boss 5; even if the game has been out for awhile it's still nice to leave some viewers guessing
- You might wanna have your editor trim less of the footage in this playthrough, there's a LOT to see and each level is fresh and unique with their own mechanics and style and music! Even if you make a few jumpcuts to simplify some 'not-so-gamer' moments, you should definitely milk this series' runtime because every frame and scene is worth it
- Each regular level has *5 Toppins* (which give $10 for each one rescued per level) and *3 secrets* (marked with Eyes or, if hidden behind walls, the walls will usually have eye imagery to hint the secret placement!). There's also a *Tower Treasure* in each stage; unlocked by finding *Gerome the Janitor* (the pink golem with the blue cap) and bringing him to the *Janitor Door* somewhere in the stage. Finally, there's a *Pizza Portal* that appears in a stage when you replay it, usually somewhere near the entrance to the level; entering it during *PIZZA TIME* will give you a big point bonus but initiate *Lap 2* which forces you to REPLAY the escape sequence with the same amount of time you had left before entering it.
- Doing everything possible in a stage (all secrets, toppins, etc.) and getting a high score will give you S-Rank, which is a good rank to settle on if you wanna feel like you've completed a stage. If you REALLY want a challenge, try going for P-Rank. P-Ranking a stage means you can NEVER lose a combo for the full duration of the level, requiring you to master the movement tech in the game so you can keep a fast pace and prevent your combo from ending.
When you reach world 4 watch out not to accidentally kill snotty, keeping him alive is very important for 100% complition.
Mr thumbnail, that indeed is a tower.
like a few days ago I wrote a comment on how cool it would be to see Sophist playing Pizza Tower and my wish just got granted lol
thx Sophist
This is Sophist spirit game. It's gonna be his while identity, wait...