The Exorcist: Believer - review (well, more of a rant)

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  • Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
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  • @TonyP_Yes-its-Me
    @TonyP_Yes-its-Me 10 місяців тому +88

    "Let's take a story by a Catholic writer, about Catholics dealing with a Catholic subject, in a Catholic way, and shoe-horn other religions in, because we are more modern, now and tastes have changed." I'm not religious, but blimey, what a cop out. Why do film companies buy a story, then abandon the thing that it's about?

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +24

      I'm not religious either but I agree completely. To do this takes us from a story about something to a story about nothing.

    • @HeavenUpsideDown
      @HeavenUpsideDown 10 місяців тому

      How many demons do you know that react to Buhdda or alah lol! Its stupid, so stupid

    • @Mark-nh2hs
      @Mark-nh2hs 10 місяців тому

      Ironically people forget that in the Exorcist book the Regan and her mum are atheists. Especially the Mum and is very anti religion and wants to "protect" her daughter from religious influence. - just finished reading it lol.
      Mind you I have always had an issue about possession films when an ancient demon which pre dates Christianity is defeated by Priests and their doctrines/rites. A demon from a different religions or ancient belief would not acknowledge the existence of other religions so wouldn't even fear it. Same goes with demons of other faiths yet always a Catholic/Christian priest exorcise the demon - seriously lol

    • @MRauTObt
      @MRauTObt 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse Its so absurd. Some of these religions forbid each others practices for numerous reasons. This movie doesn't understand how religion works, which is dumb considering it's the foundation of the subject matter. It also says that all religions are interchangeable and that nothing else matters, ignoring everything that seperates them from each other.

    • @ladyowl8732
      @ladyowl8732 10 місяців тому +1

      I was in the process of leaving catholicism when I saw the original exorcist. Trust me, that made it extra frightening.

  • @peterainbow5323
    @peterainbow5323 10 місяців тому +23

    "The first of a threatened trilogy " made me laugh straight away.

  • @stevemartin239
    @stevemartin239 10 місяців тому +32

    This review made me laugh out loud. Don't sit on the fence Andrew! Oh dear. I think we all thought this would happen when the idea was first muted! Thanks for sharing Andrew.

  • @mondozilla69
    @mondozilla69 10 місяців тому +24

    A three-thumbs-up review! This cash grab/insult was doomed from when it was first announced. And it's rightly being generally met with massive indifference by even curious horror fans.

  • @tonyharden7159
    @tonyharden7159 10 місяців тому +15

    The Exorcist and The Exorcist III were the two good films in the franchise. The Exorcist III amazingly got bad reviews when it was released but I have always loved it. The two things that this movie had going for it were the inclusion of Ellen Burstyn and the cameo of Linda Blair.

    • @jonoeschger1552
      @jonoeschger1552 10 місяців тому

      It’s great; Brad Dourif was phenomenal. But it should have been called Legion like Blatty’s book, and delete the exorcism at the end. It wasn’t needed…period.

    • @tonyharden7159
      @tonyharden7159 10 місяців тому +2

      @@jonoeschger1552 I don't know if the exorcism at the end was needed or not. My initial reaction was to agree with you, but then I started thinking about it and I like the way Kinderman shot Damien to free him from the Gemini.

    • @fredo1070
      @fredo1070 10 місяців тому +1

      I saw Exorcist III in the cinema and that jump scare had the audience screaming. I thought Brad Dourif's performance was incredible.

    • @sblagg527
      @sblagg527 10 місяців тому

      @@tonyharden7159 Well I mean, the same thing happens in the original cut before the reshot ending- there's just no exorcism or a priest's skin getting peeled off. He just walks in and shoots him.

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 9 місяців тому

      I cannot praise Exorcist 3 enough!!!!

  • @NeoNyder
    @NeoNyder 10 місяців тому +19

    Thank you for telling the truth about this film. I'm so tired of shills lying.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +9

      My pleasure! (I'm not big enough to get offered shill money, lol!)

    • @GoulGames
      @GoulGames 10 місяців тому

      Ah yes, people lying about there personal opinions.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 10 місяців тому

      I agree that the movie was not very good but i dont think you should say that what the majority says about something is automatically the truth and the minority is automatically wrong.

  • @Jaso839
    @Jaso839 10 місяців тому +13

    "Threatened trilogy". Well said.

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 10 місяців тому

      Knowing that it’s not doing so hot at the box office, I have my doubts

  • @Vaultboy101
    @Vaultboy101 10 місяців тому +5

    $400million paid just for the rights to make stuff with The Exorcist brand.
    That alone is scarier than anything this movie has to offer.

  • @patrickdoherty4527
    @patrickdoherty4527 10 місяців тому +12

    Wow. Glad I gave this one a miss. Oh, who decided that David Gordon Green and Danny McBride should be charged with reviving iconic horror franchises?

    • @jmartin1885
      @jmartin1885 10 місяців тому +2

      Pat, get a pile of old Bibles, set them on fire... Plunge your hand into the flames, and swear NEVER to watch-it! (Thank me later)

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 10 місяців тому

      Blumhouse. Apparently things may be changing... I will do an update soon. Monster review and funny
      You earned my sub

  • @ASSLEVANIA
    @ASSLEVANIA 10 місяців тому +8

    One of the worst things about a lot of modern movies I’ve noticed is like that even when there’s only one writer in the credits, so many big budget films feel like they’re written by multiple people with clashing ideas in terms of pace & tone. There were so many moments in the new Halloween trilogy. Some of these nigh-fourth wall-breaking haha moments did get a chuck or two out of me, but it feels often tonally like really incongruous in these “serious”movies. Humor can be really effective but hard to nail in a lot of horror movies admittedly.
    In my opinion Exorcist 1, 3 & The Ninth Configuration have close-to perfect scripts and dialogue. The pontifications and kinda philosophical staccatos characters dance around each other’s lines is really special and thought-provoking. A real testament to Blatty’s scripts & direction, love those aforementioned movies because of that especially. These film’s & characters are really engaging even before the nasty stuff starts.
    Sorry for the tirade, I just feel like Blatty’s scripts and lines involving faith & philosophy specifically sound like they came from a personal place, where everything I’ve seen, heard and watched about this new film just sounds like the most generic regurgitated slop.
    Sounds very bitter and definitely unfair before seeing, but I have no interest in this and I’ll be surprised if we get 3 of these. But with the weird state of cinematic horror these days, who the hell knows. I could Believe it.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +5

      I think you're absolutely on the money with regard to how personal Blatty's words feel. As to another of your excellent points: a lot of people gloss over how frikking funny parts of Blatty's scripts are, There are parts of The Exorcist, Exorcist III and The Ninth Configuration which are downright hilarious, but they ALWAYS come from character.

  • @jamaral81
    @jamaral81 10 місяців тому +7

    You definitely showcased the "Grumpy" part of your name. Love the review. Screw this movie. Pope's Exorcist with Russell Crowe looks like a Best Picture winner at Oscars compared to Believer

  • @charlesmarsh316
    @charlesmarsh316 10 місяців тому +6

    This Exorcist is excrement. Duly noted.

  • @FlyingFocs
    @FlyingFocs 10 місяців тому +3

    When I saw the trailer of this movie for the first time, the moment they said they were missing for three days but they thought it was hours, I thought "Ooh, and Alien Abduction/Time Displacement movie. We don't get a lot of those." Since, you know, that's a common motif of the supposed cases of those.
    And then it was an Exorcist sequel. I haven't even seen the original, and I was disappointed.

    • @NoNicheIsGoodNiche-ts3xd
      @NoNicheIsGoodNiche-ts3xd 10 місяців тому +1

      You have to watch the original. Put it on your bucket list at the very least.

  • @JasonHauser125
    @JasonHauser125 10 місяців тому +3

    This first weekend will be its biggest money haul and then a quick dose dive after that. I don't even think overseas or DVD will save it down the road. The real kicker is sthe $400 million dollar hole they're starting in. I am still surprised they took such a risk on a film franchise that has not been profitable since the original one 50 years ago.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      The idiots probably looked at the Halloween receipts and thought that Halloween and Exorcist were comparable properties. It's all just horror, right?

  • @Hauerization
    @Hauerization 10 місяців тому +3

    Since I saw Ridley Scotts "Prometheus" way back there´s been a shift were we just cant do mystery anymore. When the man himself manages to flounder what made Alien so good, you know something is up. Great vid, subscribed!

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      Welcome to my Horror House! Thanks for watching. And yes, even though there are things about Prometheus I do like, the trailer did lead us to believe that film would yet again be an exploration into the ineffable.

    • @Hauerization
      @Hauerization 10 місяців тому

      I can totally respect that, even though I find it such a high fall from Alien Im having trouble completely disregarding it. For a while I at least enjoyed the visuals but watching it recently I came to realise how artificial it looks compared to Alien. Even the dialouge feels peculuar - I often find myself thinking "people dont talk like this". Perhaps the hole crew consists of androids instead of just David? Wich lead to my final thought; like George Lucas, I strongly suspect Ridley was surrounded by more talented people at the beginning of his career than today.@@GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse

  • @bogzombee6416
    @bogzombee6416 10 місяців тому +6

    Glad I skipped this one for the other possession film playing in theaters, the Argentinean film When Evil Lurks. Would love to hear your thoughts on that one if you end up watching it!

  • @gooshie3
    @gooshie3 10 місяців тому +2

    Someone called this a "film, written by people who know words". Mark Kermode called it a film for the "hard of thinking". (spat out my tea at that one)...
    I thought it was a unique experience in which I felt a little less intelligent as a result.

  • @falcon048
    @falcon048 10 місяців тому +3

    Thanks, I think that about sums it up for me. I already didn't want to watch this and now, I won't. Right off the bat, when I heard of this coming, I thought, "there is no fvking way they can top the original." The original was so well made, so shocking, even by today's standards. It is a movie that CANNOT be remade today. There's no way a movie studio is going to allow an under aged actor to go through the hell that Linda Blair went through in order to get the shocking scenes. Linda had to go to therapy to get over the making of the film. There are just too many grey areas in production to halt a movie from being THAT shocking. This movie was doomed from the get go. You can't tip-toe around the horror and borrow the name of a franchise and hope you get a monetary return. This was a business movie, not a film.

  • @themiserablist4516
    @themiserablist4516 10 місяців тому +5

    This is the least surprising news ever. Should of left the exorcist alone an impossible task to match the original. Didn't have a chance In hell with David Gordon green at the helm

  • @glenmcculla6843
    @glenmcculla6843 10 місяців тому +2

    They should have had a CGI Richard Burton flying on a giant mosquito. At least I might have stayed awake

  • @mpstab6276
    @mpstab6276 10 місяців тому +6

    I don't think I've ever seen you so annoyed, 😮😂I'd just listened to Mark kermode talk about this film and was wondering did he dislike it because he's such a huge Exorcist fan, but this certainly answers that. Thanks Andrew😊

  • @Dirkschneider
    @Dirkschneider 10 місяців тому +2

    "In all things mysterious - Never explain" - H.P. Lovecraft

  • @jaranowska
    @jaranowska 10 місяців тому +3

    Wow, I saw the trailer and thought: "this looks awful and stupid". I guess I won't bother watching the film at all! 😂

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      If we were living in a time of plenty I'd say throw 15 bucks at it and see what you think. Save your money.

  • @123Neilob
    @123Neilob 10 місяців тому +5

    So grateful David Gordon Greens attempt at destroying Suspiria failed.
    On a general point it’s such a shame that the very people who get the opportunity to make these horror movies are the complete wrong people with the wrong intentions & takes on the stories. Very disheartening.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      I strongly agree.

    • @lorenzo_smit
      @lorenzo_smit 10 місяців тому

      I heard Blumhouse wants to get the rights to Nightmare on Elm Street. I really hope David Gordon Green doesn’t get to direct it too

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      @@lorenzo_smit DGG has already done an interview where he says he's not certain he'll be directing the next Exorcist movie (although I suspect he'll still have his fingerprints on the script and producer hat)

  • @Alexis-sn5cf
    @Alexis-sn5cf 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh it’s a shame this movie turned out to be a disappointment. I adore the original book and movie, and honestly thought the trailer was really interesting. I had high hopes but unfortunately it couldn’t live up to them. I’ll still watch it eventually but this review and others has definitely pushed it down on my watch-list.

  • @glennbotes8937
    @glennbotes8937 10 місяців тому +2

    As said, the two young actresses were brilliant. With a better story, director and script writers(James Wan & Leigh Wannel?) , This could have been really good and a genuine trilogy could have been on the cards. Will probably go see the next one if it gets made just to see what shite gets concocted.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      I've got a horrible feeling the next one will be the further adventures of Regan, face to face with Pazuzu for one final showdown... is there only one demon in Hell?

  • @nightmarekid1986
    @nightmarekid1986 10 місяців тому +11

    Be honest Andrew did you honestly think it would have been good? It was in the wrong hands from the get go. I actually feel embarrassed that this project was made

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +2

      I came at it with this in mind: after The Exorcist there have been a LOT of sub par possession and exorcism movies. None of them have ever gotten out of the shadow of Friedkin's film, however some have been interesting. I sincerely hoped we might get an entertaining possession movie that happens t have the Exorcist tag attached. I set the bar so low for this film I would have counted that as a win.

  • @Mulder-Scully
    @Mulder-Scully 10 місяців тому +1

    Totally agree, it shouldn't have been tied to the original masterpiece. Should have been it's own thing, but in saying that it's still not good.

  • @johndufton9686
    @johndufton9686 10 місяців тому +2

    It was good seeing Ellen Burstyn and Linda Blair and thats it. The Exorcism scene was a real mess

  • @frmm123
    @frmm123 10 місяців тому +1

    William Friedkin: “(When I Die) I Plan to Possess David Gordon Green and Make His Life Hell”

  • @effsinthechat1766
    @effsinthechat1766 10 місяців тому +4

    It was f@@ked as soon as they said it was a trilogy. everything is a f@@king trilogy these days. Just start with making one semi decent movie, and we, the movie going public, will deem it, if it warrants a sequel.

  • @mcflotty
    @mcflotty 10 місяців тому +1

    I totally agree with you. I also think there wouldn’t be a circumstance where clergy or whatever you would call it of multiple faiths would join in on something like this and work as a team. If you can’t pick one it means to me that you actually have faith in none so how could something of that nature have success? I just wonder why they couldn’t simply make a movie about a possession done well following any number of the stories out there on that matter. I would be scary lol.

  • @Pixiearmstrong9526
    @Pixiearmstrong9526 10 місяців тому +3

    Brilliant review as always Andrew.
    Your line
    “Threatened Trilogy.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      Thank you :)

    • @jamesrobbins1243
      @jamesrobbins1243 10 місяців тому +1

      Let's hope the terrible reviews and abysmal performance at the box office has killed the idea of a trilogy.

  • @mcal27
    @mcal27 10 місяців тому +3

    This is a proper review! kudos! Alot of modern films have this issue. they are dumb, they have no subtlety at all. No layers its like watching a public service broadcast. I hated it too

  • @SweetShana123
    @SweetShana123 10 місяців тому +1

    Marvel Avengers Exorcists 😂😭 the best description!

  • @fredo1070
    @fredo1070 10 місяців тому +1

    Like the new Star Wars anyone can be a Jedi, now anyone can be an Exorcist.

  • @sam2theammyk9
    @sam2theammyk9 10 місяців тому +1

    this movie had no story, no conundrum, and no class.
    it was like going to a firework show and someone lighting off all of the fireworks at once. wtf just happened. the movie was an explosion of random bull shit. looked like a middle school project

  • @shayZero
    @shayZero 10 місяців тому +1

    I simply wont entertain it. The only way to build on the exorcist is to have the movie completely from the demon's perspective. Warped visuals, crazy shit. Keeping on remaking the same movie with each attempt being more and more watered down is just insulting

  • @maurreese
    @maurreese 10 місяців тому +1

    The comparison to Halloween Kills says it all 😂 Evil dies tonight!😂

  • @RB01.10
    @RB01.10 10 місяців тому

    This may be a bit long but I had to get this off my chest:
    This movie was horrifically bad, even worse than what I expected.
    It wasn’t scary at all, overused the jump scares, and bombarded you with loud noises to the point where it got old and annoying fast.
    This film also felt like it had a lot of stuff taken out. What was the point of the girls going in the woods in the first place? It’s never explained what exactly happened to them there, or how / why they got possessed there ; you could’ve cut out that whole subplot of them going missing in the woods and had them being possessed from the get go and nothing would’ve made any difference. Also, what was that weird shot of the dead white horse? It looked like they were hinting at something but it was glossed over fast. So yeah it seemed like there was promise, especially with the girls going missing but it just squandered it badly.
    What also didn’t help was that they had the audacity to lazily copy & paste shots and dialogue from the original to the point where it felt like nostalgia baiting just for the sake of it.
    Don’t even get me started on Chris, she was absolutely wasted and treated horribly to the point where it just became depressing.
    One redeeming moment was the final shot as it was legit a nice moment but even that couldn’t save the entire film.
    The studio really thought this would launch a new trilogy? By starting off this horribly ? It’s likely going to crash at the box office next week, especially when the Taylor Swift movie comes out.

  • @ProfessorOddfellow
    @ProfessorOddfellow 10 місяців тому +4

    Great, deeply considered review, Grumpy Andrew ... once again affirming my love and respect for your channel.

  • @balrog262
    @balrog262 10 місяців тому +1

    There are only THREE Exorcist movies, Dominion , The Original, and Legion. NOTHING ELSE.

  • @TheSianFromAtlantis
    @TheSianFromAtlantis 10 місяців тому +1

    Telling over showing seems to be a problem with mainstream cinema these days, from the various products of the Mouse-Industrial Complex through to even otherwise solid stuff - The Creator was great, for instance, but it was hardly subtle in terms of meaning.
    You mentioned Insidious, but this also sounds a lit like it owes a lot to the Conjuring films?

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      If so then they haven't even learned lessons from The Conjuring movies either. At least the best of The Conjuring films have sequences that understand how to build and release tension. Believer cannot muster that for even short periods or sequences let alone across the duration of the film. There is no building towards the ritual, more a feeling that the film thinks "well, it's time for the exorcism bit now."

  • @frehleyrox
    @frehleyrox 10 місяців тому

    I thought it was ridiculous that Exorcist Believer was billed as a direct sequel to the original. As a devoted fan of Blatty’s novel and Friedkin’s brilliant film adaptation, I felt it was an insult to call Believer a “direct sequel”. As soon as I heard that, I refused to see it. The novel Legion is a direct sequel. Blatty’s own film adaptation (The Exorcist 3) was a fantastic film. Though the novel doesn’t have an exorcism scene, the film company big shots wanted to tie the movie into the Exorcist franchise so they made Blatty alter the script and incorporate an actual exorcism so they could title the film Exorcist 3. But it explores and expands upon the original novel and film’s theme of the mystery of faith through the continued friendship of Father Dyer and Detective Kinderman. The demon allows the soul of an executed serial killer to possess the body of Father Karras and commit a series of gruesome murders. THAT is the one and only sequel. Certainly one to watch over and over upon occasion. The Exorcist Believer? I will never see it. Even if it was free.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      I've been a fan of Legion and Exorcist III for many, many years. Was very excited when a recent blu ray assembled a "Legion" cut which more closely resembled Blatty's original shooting script. I've talked about it previously on this channel. Thanks for watching and sharing your thoughts.

  • @DanielGarcia-us7tf
    @DanielGarcia-us7tf 10 місяців тому

    Second Horror Movie List
    1. The Attic Expeditions with Jeffrey Combs
    2. Cobweb (2023)
    3. Villains
    4. Torment
    5. 13 Eerie
    6. Nightmare Cinema
    7. Planet Terror
    8. Devil Times Five (1974)
    9. The Resurrected with Chris Sarandon
    10. Mr. Frost with Jeff Goldblum
    11. Triangle with Melissa George
    12. No One Lives with Luke Evans
    13. Shrooms
    14. The Ruins
    15. Session 9
    16. Parents with Randy Quaid
    17. Slither
    18. No Vacancy part 1
    19. The Last House on the Left
    20. Willard with Crispin Glover
    21. Freaky with Vince Vaughn
    22. Road Games
    23. Lights Out
    24. Dolls
    25. The Entity
    26. The Nun part 1
    27. Demonic
    28. Demonic Toys 2
    29. The Omen 2
    30. Carrie
    31. White Noise 2
    32. The Autopsy of Jane Doe
    33. Curtains
    34. Krampus
    35. The Pact part 1 and 2
    36. Idle Hands
    37. Wolf Creek 1
    38. Wolf Creek 2
    39. Piggy
    40. Mirrors part 1
    41. Mirrors part 2
    42. The Roost from Ti West
    43. The Innkeepers from Ti West
    44. X from Ti West
    45. Pearl
    46. Maxxine
    47. Barbarian
    48. Lord of Illusions
    49. House on Haunted Hill
    50. Wolfen
    51. Day of the Dead
    52. Goodnight Mommy
    53. The Wailing
    54. We Are What We Are
    55. Lake Mungo
    56. Honeymoon (2014)
    57. The Canal
    58. The Bay
    59. Grave Encounters
    60. The Old Dark House (1932)
    61. The Taking of Deborah Logan
    62. Trollhunter
    63. Housebound
    64. American Mary
    65. Absentia
    66. Better Watch Out
    67. Hell Night
    68. The Burning
    69. Creepshow 2
    70. Barbarian
    71. Terrifier
    72. Terrifier 2
    73. Requiem for a Scream
    74. Look Away
    75. No Escape
    76. Open 24 Hours
    77. Patchwork
    78. The Folks (2022)
    79. Steel Trap (2007)
    80. Pledge (2018)
    81. There's No Such Thing as Vampires (2020)
    82. The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
    83. Haunted Trail (2022)
    84. Bad Things (2023)
    85. Vampire Bats with Lucy Lawless
    86. Haunting of the Queen Mary (2023)
    87. Mother, May I? (2023)
    88. Dance of the Damned (1989)
    89. Habit (1995)
    90. Pale Blood (1990)
    91. The Nun 2 (2023)
    92. Natty Knocks (2023)
    93. The Retaliators (2021) is a brutal horror thriller with a killer soundtrack
    94. All Fun and Games (2023) with Natalia Dyer and Asa Butterfield
    95. Saw X (2023)
    96. Mischief Night (2013)
    97. Flick (2008)
    98. Tone-Deaf with Robert Patrick and Amanda Crew
    99. Totally Killer (2023)
    100. I Trapped the Devil
    101. V/H/S 85 (2023)

  • @lostinmyimagination7485
    @lostinmyimagination7485 6 місяців тому

    I agree they didnt have to show the whole Haiti thing at the beginning. By the time the girl says it to the dad id forgotten all about it. I knew the mom was dead but forgot how. Great video.

  • @robertpreston2220
    @robertpreston2220 10 місяців тому +2

    All I need to know is David Gordan Greene. We will pass!

  • @NoNicheIsGoodNiche-ts3xd
    @NoNicheIsGoodNiche-ts3xd 10 місяців тому

    Saw X was ok. I thought I could survive a saw trap until I spent 10 minutes trying to get a splinter out of my toe.

  • @IamN0-1
    @IamN0-1 10 місяців тому +1

    7:35---thank you , youa literally the only review on here that actually pointed it out!!
    I feel 'deceiver' will be using more of the series content, I see it coming,
    I almost expected the Rance family to have been shoehorned in this one
    Glad I was wrong

  • @SirPaulMuaddib
    @SirPaulMuaddib 10 місяців тому +1

    I remember the fan made trailers for E.B., they were pretty good. From the sound of it, they were better than the actual movie. The studios should have hired the fans that made these trailers.

  • @txmoney
    @txmoney 10 місяців тому +1

    So what did you really think of the movie? 😂
    After watching the trailer, I had no hope for a good film. Thankfully, I saved my money and used the extra cash to buy the 50th anniversary 4K collectors edition of The Exorcist.

  • @jmartin1885
    @jmartin1885 10 місяців тому

    Your review is absolutely spot-on Andrew.... Thank-you!
    The Exorcist 1973 is pure-cinema!
    A masterpiece of the genre, film-making, and subject-matter!
    Exsorcist: Believer is utter UTTER shit!
    People who say it's a worthy sequel, know absolutely fuck-all about cinema!
    I've seen loads of 5-star reviews for this sack o' crap... EH???
    As Mark Kermode said: "I hope Ellen Burstyn did something wonderful with the money"!

  • @JohnDavis-cw6yv
    @JohnDavis-cw6yv 10 місяців тому +1

    Hey Andrew, big fan and love the channel. Yeah, The Exorcist is one of those movies that should never be re-made, re-booted, etc. It's a classic that's hard to top and anything they do is going to be compared to the original, although. I do think Exorcist 3 with George C Scott and Brad Dourif is very underrated. Credit for them trying something new, but I just didn't feel it. Maybe they should've focused on just having one victim instead of two. Love the Avengers Assemble line. It felt exactly like that.
    Quick second question for you. I got a gift of a picture of Universals' Colin Clive(Henry Frankenstein) arm wrestling Hammers' Peter Cushing(Victor Frankenstein), with both versions of the monsters backing them up, a pretty cool picture. Who do you think would win in a knockout drag out fight? Clive or Cushing? I personally would go for Cushing, since he's not afraid to get his hands dirty, (Frankenstein must be Destroyed). Clive's Dr. Frankenstein always had someone else do his dirty work. Keep up the great work, love the content!!!

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      I agree, Cushing Frankenstein would wipe the floor with Clive Frankenstein. Remember Clive's Frankenstein being all bedbound in Bride of Frankenstein and overcome by the events of the first film? Cushing's version would just roll his sleeves up, get stuck into the body parts up to the elbows and go again!

  • @MrMittens1974
    @MrMittens1974 10 місяців тому +2

    Mark Kermode's review of it was hilariously angry too.

    • @He_Loves_Horror
      @He_Loves_Horror 10 місяців тому +4

      I'm also a fan of his. Also I'm a new fan of this Andrew gentleman. I certainly don't blame him. While I have nothing against fellow genre fans checking this film out, the trailer honestly made it look like a _HUGE_ piece of shit. So I can safely say that I won't ever be viewing it. Alas to each their own.🤔

    • @MrMittens1974
      @MrMittens1974 10 місяців тому

      Same here. The trailer looked like every hackneyed ripoff of the original that we had to endure for the last 40 years. It brings nothing new to the plate and I can't be bothered to watch the tripe.

  • @bosmeck
    @bosmeck 9 місяців тому +1

    'all' of it was rubbish. The girls were unconvincing however, I do realise they have skills. Nonetheless, I believe the director is at fault here. The best way to describe this film is 'empty' - The only horrifying thing about this film was the film itself. What a mess.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  9 місяців тому +1

      Yes, I agree. David Gordon Green holds the bag on this one. There was no vision, no driving creative need, only the desire to use IP to make another movie in the Exorcist "universe". Bankrupt.

  • @rocker0486
    @rocker0486 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one who hated that ending speech.

  • @juanitoelbandito8503
    @juanitoelbandito8503 10 місяців тому +1

    i wouldnt have minded the other religions behind thrown in if it was trying to make a statement on unity. that we should all put aside our differences and work together as a community. but at that point, why make it an exorcist movie? honestly ellen burstyn was barely in it. no reason for it to be an exoricst sequel.

  • @juanramirez-wk8ty
    @juanramirez-wk8ty 10 місяців тому +3

    Tampering with the legacy of an all time classic film is never a good idea and this turd rehash sounds like a prime example of that. Trying to make it more "diverse" sounds like pure woke for a "modern audience" trash, I'll pass hard on this one.

  • @cinematicaddict6863
    @cinematicaddict6863 10 місяців тому

    I said a lot of similar stuff in my review . I was looking forward to this actually for the most part enjoying the Halloween movies by DGG . I thought he would atleast bring something new and creative to the table but nope . That monologue at the end was soo drawn out and Ann Dowd great actress she’s giving the line “ u know what evil is I’ll tell you what I think it is and he didn’t even ask . She just proceeds to tell her view anyway 😅 0 tension and the way the mother died was so over dramatic she could have had a more common death and as u said off screen it wasn’t necessary at all . Ellen burnstyns character cameo was a disappointment too

  • @williamthomas1
    @williamthomas1 9 місяців тому +1

    I don't think they were interested in making a good movie, their only interest is money or a tax write-off.

  • @ExorcistReviews
    @ExorcistReviews 9 місяців тому

    I agree with Mark Kermode's impression of Green's Chris MacNeil. This wasn't Blatty's Chris MacNeil... She wouldn't have written that book. She wouldn't have made the "patriarchy"comment. And I don't believe she would have been intrigued by exorcism after the ordeal she went thru 50 years ago.
    In the original film, we go to the real location of Georgetown... In this film, we go to the "made up" location of Percy (not Perry), Georgia.
    For me, canon was immediately shattered. It might as well have taken place in Haddonfield.
    This film played it "safe" compared to the original. Rev. John Nicola ( one of the tech advisors for Friedkin's film) would have found this absurd IMO.

  • @hrorm
    @hrorm 10 місяців тому +1

    Very demonic review and youre not alone in youre opinion. The exorcist is one of my all time favorite movies so its sad they cant get possession right in 2023. Anyways im watching The Fog (1980) for the first time later, looking forward to that. Lets not give up on horror movies, they are dear to our hearths and how we grew up. Have a great new week

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      I hope you enjoyed The Fog, I think it's a great little ghost story with wonderful atmosphere.

  • @CyberLance26
    @CyberLance26 10 місяців тому +1

    Most people only understand or notice messages that movies and tv shows try to say if it says the message openly out loud so yea most people are that stupid.
    People love to talk about subtlety very often but most people cant even see things if they are done in a subtle way.
    It does not matter how obvious something is if they dont say the message out loud most people wont notice it.

  • @bloodscribecreations
    @bloodscribecreations 10 місяців тому +2

    Tell me you don't know what The Exorcist was about, what religion is, what demons are, what possession is, or how to make a horror movie without telling me you don't know what The Exorcist was about, what religion is, what demons are, what possession is, or how to make a horror movie
    David Gordon Green: Hold my Beer...

  • @carlosaugustodinizgarcia3526
    @carlosaugustodinizgarcia3526 10 місяців тому +1

    There are only two The Exorcist films: the original and III (Legion).

    • @fredo1070
      @fredo1070 10 місяців тому

      And The Ninth Configuration.

  • @SirPaulMuaddib
    @SirPaulMuaddib 10 місяців тому +1

    They need to fire DGG, and never let him do another Exorcist movie ever, ever, ever again. They also need to hire somebody else to do any new HellRaiser movie, because right now thy have DGG as the man to ruin that franchise.

  • @ianmcgeehan4627
    @ianmcgeehan4627 10 місяців тому +1

    Sukt. DGG watched the original, wrote down 10 well known scenes and then remade them. Dogs fighting close up? Got it. Loud sounds close up? Got it. People working close up? Got it. Girl that looks like Linda Blair( one not cute, the other cromagnon) Got it. Etc etc

  • @ejbalshan
    @ejbalshan 10 місяців тому +1

    When a main character has to have a scene where she literally explains the themes of the movie you know the movie has failed.

  • @SSS.1984
    @SSS.1984 10 місяців тому +1

    Jason Blum is the real menace here. David Gordon Green may be making the worst Blumhouse films, but Blum is the one who signs off on this shit. The man should be banned from aquiring the rights to any established film franchises. I don't care what crap he creates from his own little brain, but leave the classics alone!

  • @jonoeschger1552
    @jonoeschger1552 10 місяців тому

    I’ll go see Last Voyage of the Demeter again…it should have been Universal’s horror film for Halloween. Congrats to David Gordon Green for making a worst Exorcist movie than Exorcist II: The Heretic.

  • @noahlondon8005
    @noahlondon8005 10 місяців тому +1

    A "threatened" trilogy...LMAO !!!!! Nuff said !

  • @larryyonce
    @larryyonce 10 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Andrew! ...For confirming my suspicions about this one. Yeah, I quite like Exorcist II : The Heretic. (minority opinion). Has a good cast and score, interesting ideas, and decent directing.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +2

      I think The Heretic is so completely bonkers that I'm glad it exists. I get why it fails as a sequel to The Exorcist, but by golly at least it strives for something of its own.

  • @user-gz6hp7ef6w
    @user-gz6hp7ef6w 10 місяців тому

    This movie just comes off as generic modern horror. I actually don’t think it’s all that terrible (if you haven’t seen The Exorcist). I actually quite liked the early part when the girls were missing and I thought it could have been a decent missing persons thriller. At the point where it starts to lean into being an Exorcist sequel is where I started to feel like I was going to projectile vomit! The actual exorcism scene has absolutely no impact and is played like an action scene. It has no depth. There is nothing to tie it into the original movie apart from a few superficial bits of window dressing. Kids who have never seen the original who enjoy modern horror might get something out of it but if you are a fan of the original you will find nothing here to pull you in. It also has no cliffhanger or anything left to do at the end to justify the upcoming sequels.

  • @ratingify
    @ratingify 10 місяців тому +2

    Can't be doing with ambivalent reviews, excellent, very entertaining. (Unlike the reboot)

  • @joshua2814
    @joshua2814 10 місяців тому +1

    I didn’t even think the trailer looked good. But you’re the second guy I sub to who hated it.

  • @seanjohn1742
    @seanjohn1742 10 місяців тому

    First time watching your channel, great review. I haven't seen believer, i thought it looked crap from the trailer, and when i heard DGG was involved, i thought I'd stay away as i thought his last 2 Halloween movies were terrible.

  • @81artmonk
    @81artmonk 10 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, the topic of Demons and possession is rooted solely in the Christian faith. So to take the "it takes a village" approach with religions in the trailers meant I was out from the jump. Plus the Director ruined the Halloween movies so badly that I was skeptical of this movie. You really shouldn't touch beloved classics unless you are going to update them in a way that improves them, not just "we're going to have a completely different take on it".

  • @AnnDrogyne
    @AnnDrogyne 10 місяців тому +1

    You are not alone. The reviews are horrendous. Now the Heretic has company.

  • @paulbrady5259
    @paulbrady5259 10 місяців тому

    🤣1.06 in... deep sigh!.... love it! I love your honesty. It's a good call to take the two young leads out of the equation. It's not their fault. I will say this, Green and co did an admirable job on the 1st Halloween follow-up. Then there were 2 and 3. Absolute horse muck. You should watch Mark Kermode's review of the Exorcist Believer. It'll make your day! Thanks again for your review. Brilliant!

  • @thesmellofrain5478
    @thesmellofrain5478 10 місяців тому +1

    Can we ban DGG from the horror genre? Make a petition or something

  • @mrboss1766
    @mrboss1766 10 місяців тому +1

    Not just this particular movie but a lot of others I find lecture so much nonsense that the actual enjoyment and soul full filing richness you get when watching anything great has disappeared. Only just stumbled across the channel great work mate 💪🏼

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      Thanks for watching :) And I have to agree, a lot of subtlety seems to have gone out of movie making, it seems. Perhaps because we're in an era where companies think every movie has to make a billion dollars and they feel the need to make it work for people who are half watching, with an eye on their phones? Or, perhaps, there's less room for storytelling with any kind of singular vision, for fear that lucrative audience "quadrants" might be lost?

  • @Floppy_Bacon
    @Floppy_Bacon 10 місяців тому +1

    Tbh, the possessed girls look extremely goofy 🤪
    The original was disturbing and scary AF. This looks like boring corporate cash grab trash.

  • @inmybloodboxing.1992
    @inmybloodboxing.1992 10 місяців тому

    “We’re the exotic religion” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ramelep
    @ramelep 10 місяців тому

    I LOATHED what he did with Halloween.. but honestly I thought this film 🎥 was Great!
    I get the things that were cheesy in the movie, but it worked for me.

  • @GeekLegionofDoom
    @GeekLegionofDoom 10 місяців тому +1

    Amusing review. I've yet to see it. I heard the studio paid over $300 million for the rights to this franchise (I can't confirm that is true however) . But if they did, you know they are gonna be pumping out more

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      Then they're going to be forced to eat shit on that deal I reckon.

    • @hellokittycutie2003
      @hellokittycutie2003 10 місяців тому

      I think the figure is actually higher and yup, it’s a pre planned trilogy.

  • @tialaramex
    @tialaramex 10 місяців тому +2

    I'd seen the Kermode review and I thought to myself, oh, I wonder if Andrew has seen this, Mark was extremely annoyed about it but I figured you might find something to like in among the rubble since I know you're often one to see the good parts in movies that are... not good. Nope. I don't plan to ever find out for myself, so "Both Mark and Andrew thought it was complete shit" will do me.

  • @geraldmartin7703
    @geraldmartin7703 10 місяців тому

    For the adult version of The Exorcist, see IL demonio (1963). The original Exorcist even stole a scene from it. The movie (and the scene in question) is on UA-cam.

  • @michaelcallari1953
    @michaelcallari1953 10 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely love this review. I haven’t even seen the movie yet but there is no way it will be more entertaining than this review

  • @donnabrown5348
    @donnabrown5348 10 місяців тому +1

    I liked it but the girl shouldn’t of die in the end it was disturbing to see her in hell asking for her mum

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому +1

      That was really mean spirited. Actually, quite horrible and unnecessary. I'm glad you liked it though.

  • @MrKronosX
    @MrKronosX 10 місяців тому

    My fiance' and I both liked the movie. Liked it, not loved it. If it wasn't called "The Exorcist," I think most people would write it off as another "just fine" possession movie. And I liked the very end, left the theater still thinking about some possibilities. It definitely does "tell you" what the themes are, though. That being said, "threatened trilogy" made me laugh. I'd still say this is worth watching... on streaming, for free.

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      I'm very glad to heat that you both liked it. I'd agree that it's worth streaming for the curious.

  • @lorenzo_smit
    @lorenzo_smit 10 місяців тому

    I gotta admit I actually kinda liked the first hour. But man after that it takes a deep low. It honestly disrespected the original. David Gordon Green has talent. He managed to ruin not 1 but 2 classic horror characters.

  • @ladyowl8732
    @ladyowl8732 10 місяців тому

    "It'sactually got something to say." Sorry, but that puts me off😅😅, all movies need messages and themes, but they should be in the background, your mind will actually dwell more on it afterwards if its not spoon fed to you.

  • @Trippweed
    @Trippweed 10 місяців тому

    THE EXORCIST endures, in great part, due to his provocative persuasion. While it may not be objectively terrible as a piece of filmmaking, BELIEVER is just...nothing. Nothing at all. I wasn't engaged, intrigued, moved, scared. It's less pathetic than apathetic. We can argue whether or not the movie should exist - it shouldn't - but as an emotional experience, it effectively DOESN'T.

  • @oscarchuquillanqui8574
    @oscarchuquillanqui8574 10 місяців тому +1

    100 % agree, it's the patriarchy

  • @42ndStreetFilms
    @42ndStreetFilms 10 місяців тому

    I was tempted to go out and catch this on opening day - now not so much - I do LOVE your reviews and your channel which is why I'm now super sceptical. Like you I'm a completist so will get round to watching this eventually - but my expectations have been significantly muted

    • @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse
      @GrumpyAndrewsHorrorHouse  10 місяців тому

      Thanks for watching. I'm a great believer in seeing something for yourself, but on this occasion I would certainly caution against the expense of a cinema ticket if money is tight.

  • @SarcasticPlotRecaps
    @SarcasticPlotRecaps 9 місяців тому +1

    The Halloween remakes are terrible and once you've seen one slasher film you've seen them all, but why hire the guy who directed those turds to make this with such an insanely inflated budget?? Once I saw the scene in the trailer with the girl shouting about blood over and over in a Church I saw all I needed to see.
    Complete amateur desperation and lazy tired ideas.

  • @TheRetroEngine
    @TheRetroEngine 10 місяців тому +1

    So you performed an exorcism on your exorcist collection to banish Exorcist: Believer from being a part of the collection.

  • @thejudge1075
    @thejudge1075 10 місяців тому

    I saw it Friday opening night......Not a patch on The Popes Exorcist and an absolute insult to the franchaise.

  • @srgrounds
    @srgrounds 10 місяців тому +1

    Amen! I was fighting falling asleep all the way through this piece of trash. Let’s include everybody so we don’t hurt feelings! Damn, you can’t create anything anymore.

  • @mileslong7572
    @mileslong7572 10 місяців тому

    Good news: Green will not do the next 2 exersist movies. His plate is full