Rory Scovel: Salt Lake City Is The Whitest Place In The World | CONAN on TBS

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  • @inyerd123
    @inyerd123 9 років тому +157

    he really jumped into his act, great opening line

  • @fakudan
    @fakudan 9 років тому +223

    You didn't like his act? SMOOTH JAZZ.

    • @FontanaOfficial
      @FontanaOfficial 9 років тому +5

      +Vader fathers Dumbledore This guy is the most racist against white comedian I've ever heard. Plus he isn't even remotely funny.

    • @KelvinSmoke
      @KelvinSmoke 9 років тому +21

      +Fontana Smooth Jazz

    • @LouSpowells
      @LouSpowells 9 років тому +4

      +Fontana - If you've never been to SLC, go. Rewatch this video. If you have been to SLC, shut up. You already know.

    • @FontanaOfficial
      @FontanaOfficial 9 років тому +2

      I HAVE been to Salt Lake City. I've ONLY dated outside my race...seriously, no bullshit...I'm not a white racist or ANY type of racist. I don't see the world through a racial filter. So when I see an individual of ANY race, who seems to base his or her logic around racial stigmas and profiling, I'm immediately turned off. Maybe its because I can't relate. Either way, he put himself out there so I decided to voice my opinion. That's all it is.

    • @FontanaOfficial
      @FontanaOfficial 9 років тому +1

      I HAVE been to Salt Lake City. I've ONLY dated outside my race...seriously, no bullshit...I'm not a white racist or ANY type of racist. I don't see the world through a racial filter. So when I see an individual of ANY race, who seems to base his or her logic around racial stigmas and profiling, I'm immediately turned off. Maybe its because I can't relate. Either way, he put himself out there so I decided to voice my opinion. That's all it is.Lou Spowells

  • @codenamescarletfox
    @codenamescarletfox 8 років тому +152

    Somebody tell him who's Don Enal already

  • @Harpoquondrax
    @Harpoquondrax 9 років тому +318

    Now that's how you start a comedy bit, haha.

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 9 років тому +5

      Yeah. Ask them if they like anal while they're still clapping, and watch them stop. lol

    • @burkchub272
      @burkchub272 9 років тому

      +wickkidda Hahahahaah wicked

    • @HigherPlanes
      @HigherPlanes 9 років тому +3

      +Harpoquondrax wanted to get them while they were still cheering which is pretty fucking genius

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 років тому +3

      +Harpoquondrax ....Funny that he said that People that hate Jazz love anal....Which means they love sh=tty stuff...Which means they love sh=tty music...

    • @kouldbanyone4983
      @kouldbanyone4983 8 років тому +1

      It's crass. Sorry.

  • @wickkidda
    @wickkidda 9 років тому +148

    God damnit, Kathy. Where's Diane?

    • @toddysurcharge771
      @toddysurcharge771 9 років тому +5

      Great Rory Scovel joke reference with the Diane :)

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 9 років тому +1

      Saw a new video today uploaded by Conan where he used Cheryl. Lol

    • @vaughuav
      @vaughuav 9 років тому +18

      +Toddy Surcharge Who's Diane in that situation, you know what I mean?

  • @ChrisPearson1337
    @ChrisPearson1337 8 років тому +48

    "Cool your jets." During an airport/TSA bit.

    • @Calisheriff
      @Calisheriff 8 років тому +11

      Chris Pearson "right outta the GATE" during the same airport bit haha

  • @djcj
    @djcj 9 років тому +58

    funniest comedian i've seen in a minute!

  • @ihavesoul4real
    @ihavesoul4real 9 років тому +33

    Scovel's intros are always the best. The one on his album "Dilation" is one of the funniest opening bits I've ever heard,

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez 9 років тому +100

    ANSWER ME!!!!

    • @SeaHorseGypsy
      @SeaHorseGypsy 9 років тому +6

      Unless we...watch his other conan performance?

    • @HotStrange
      @HotStrange 7 років тому

      Snorri Erickson is your profile pic XTC?

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 9 років тому +26

    This one was pretty great. Hope to see more for him. Definitely top quality for a Conan comedian.

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 9 років тому +5

      +Jesus Herrera his every conan appearance is different but wonderful.

  • @mezerome
    @mezerome 9 років тому +26

    i absolutely love Rory Scovel. I got gittery when i saw this in my subscriptions.

  • @davidanthony862
    @davidanthony862 5 років тому +40

    My wife and I were in the audience of the episode! It was such a great time.

  • @crazygood4
    @crazygood4 9 років тому +17

    If he thinks Salt Lake City is the whitest place in the world, he has clearly never been to North Dakota, ha

    • @billcrotts5456
      @billcrotts5456 5 місяців тому

      You've clearly never been to Saskatchewan

  • @lmsorenson8503
    @lmsorenson8503 8 років тому +12

    "Rory feels confident in declaring that Salt Lake City is the whitest place in America. No, the WORLD." No that's Provo.

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 2 роки тому

      Provo is significantly white than SLC, but nobody knows about Provo.

  • @jsbachman1313
    @jsbachman1313 9 років тому +11

    Glad I didn't give up on him after the first joke.

  • @abrookins2006
    @abrookins2006 9 років тому +18

    Is that the shirt he was married in?

  • @alex8480
    @alex8480 4 роки тому +14

    Wow, these jokes were so rough compared to the final product in his Netflix special. Glad he worked them out! One of my favorite comedians today.

    • @uptownbeef8943
      @uptownbeef8943 Рік тому +2

      He killed here too, man. No idea what you were watching. Perhaps you’re forgetting TV audiences are vastly different from people who pay to see your show. Either way tho… he killed here.

  • @ibrahija
    @ibrahija 9 років тому +43

    False ! 13 black people including me ;) lol but that salt lake joke was so amazing!!!

    • @KingKong19100
      @KingKong19100 9 років тому +3

      +MyDadBeatsMe MJ:"Let me ask you something. When you kissed her....who was kissing her? Peter Parker or Spider-Man?" Peter: *"Uncle Ben"*

  • @dv3963
    @dv3963 7 років тому +3

    God damn that SLC joke is brilliant. Rory continues to be one of the most consistently funny comics out there.

  • @TheHunterBolton
    @TheHunterBolton 4 роки тому +1

    For smooth Jazz, swap Chucks. “Hey Chuck, it’s your cousins, Marvin! Marvin Mangione?”

  • @idontwantahandlethough
    @idontwantahandlethough 2 місяці тому +1

    "if you think Jesus was white, you're not allowed to have an opinion on gun control"
    is still as amazing as the day he said it

  • @silverg9540
    @silverg9540 9 років тому +6

    Rory Scovel and Jon Dore should tour together.

  • @minnakay6378
    @minnakay6378 9 років тому +93

    I goddamn love this guy

    • @yeastu
      @yeastu 9 років тому +1

      +The Screaming Midget goddamn yes,every joke just got better and better I laughed my ass off! smooth jazz lol

    • @jim0_o
      @jim0_o 9 років тому +1

      +YeahStu all great but 3:08 really got me. Rory is fucking awesome, too bad he wasted so much time getting married last year.

    • @yeastu
      @yeastu 9 років тому +1

      Jim R. Didriksen hey we all need our personal time

    • @minnakay6378
      @minnakay6378 9 років тому

      every tuesday, you know it

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 8 років тому

      ....should not take the Lord's name in vain. He'll be pissed.

  • @Trippze
    @Trippze 9 років тому +10

    my favorite comedian today, this was fucking hilarious

  • @irishronin6156
    @irishronin6156 3 роки тому +2

    He used a lot of this in his Netflix special. I watch like nightly. So funny
    “O.J..” *raspy voice friend*

  • @karmakanic
    @karmakanic 4 роки тому +3

    BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE F 👏T 👏W 👏

  • @dottiec7943
    @dottiec7943 6 років тому

    He referred to Chuck Mangione. Smooth jazz I it artist. The seventies. He also released. Walking in the Rain. song Eddie Kendricks of the temptations really just got from the record label. My dad gave that label my songs of of many many.

  • @CL-xp4ee
    @CL-xp4ee 9 років тому +8

    Rory is always good! I love that dude.

  • @knubbin1827
    @knubbin1827 8 років тому +2

    Rory's great but having to fit a time limit really doesn't seem to do him any favors. If you really want to see him at his best, look up his album "dilation".

  • @brucewayne5263
    @brucewayne5263 8 років тому +2

    Can't help but wonder if anyone caught the Back to the Future reference

  • @stormyj14
    @stormyj14 9 років тому +5

    This the best set I've heard Rory do

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 8 років тому +5

    'Back to the Future' references always!

  • @AKZMusic123
    @AKZMusic123 4 роки тому

    Why does he keep singing the hook from "Private Eyes" by Hall and Oates? 😂

  • @nivtom583
    @nivtom583 9 років тому +1

    This guy should be more famous and have lots of specials. It's hard finding his shit on the web

  • @shadoxir
    @shadoxir 9 років тому +2

    Mr Scovel's one of my favourites.
    Love this guy!

  • @GrablorTheInvader
    @GrablorTheInvader 2 роки тому +1

    it's 6 years too late but Rory is the next Bill Hicks

  • @caderoger
    @caderoger 8 років тому +6

    Who's Don Aino

  • @MrGrizmint
    @MrGrizmint 9 років тому

    this guys act is genius. its pure shit on the comedy level but if you say you dont like it someone gets free **SMOOTH JAZZ** and everyone laughs!!!!!!

  • @ray_beas
    @ray_beas 9 років тому +10

    This is brilliant!

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 9 років тому +3

    I bet there are a lot of atheists who didn't like that first joke either.

    • @taylorbrown3893
      @taylorbrown3893 6 років тому

      Ghost81 easy buddy, there’s no ill will here... just friendly laughter.
      And look, We all have premature retaliation now and then. So don’t feel embarrassed, your with friends now.

  • @edmundherrera6450
    @edmundherrera6450 9 років тому

    Awkward Karate fight dude lol 😂

  • @ShallowDepression
    @ShallowDepression 9 років тому

    lol nice intro haha.

  • @anikatodd6018
    @anikatodd6018 9 років тому +9

    I was expecting more Mormon jokes

  • @hotboxxer
    @hotboxxer 9 років тому +7

    Funniest man on the planet.

  • @HumanCapybara
    @HumanCapybara 9 років тому +4

    RORY IS A PRO. i love him XD

  • @dex6147
    @dex6147 9 років тому +1

    Seriously, is that a members only jacket?

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 5 років тому

      How are we the only 2 people to notice that?!?

  • @brendanharrah2704
    @brendanharrah2704 9 років тому +1

    Hey this guy was on that other tbs show that got canceled

    • @Silver-Spring
      @Silver-Spring 9 років тому

      Ground Floor. It was really funny I wish they could bring it back.

  • @felipeharger
    @felipeharger 9 років тому

    I believe that this guy will get better and better 'till his one of the great ones. The starting was strange but bold.Very "Louie Ckeesh"

  • @alondraalanis6979
    @alondraalanis6979 6 років тому

    Lol 😂

  • @LittleGreyBag
    @LittleGreyBag 9 років тому

    I love this guy! I want more of his piano backdrop set though.

  • @donzaloog1400
    @donzaloog1400 9 років тому

    HA! Shows what you know. I get my smooth Jazz from a half Indian/half white woman. I'm talking about Norah Jones. She's the best.

  • @tyvankenyon4964
    @tyvankenyon4964 2 роки тому +1

    I live in Salt Lake 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 6 років тому

    love the members only jacket ...

  • @tangibleterror2421
    @tangibleterror2421 5 років тому

    Whos going to see him in Nashville?

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 9 років тому +1

    What the fuck kind of intro as that lol

  • @Jobywankatoby
    @Jobywankatoby 5 місяців тому

    No one better than Rory

  • @maremacd
    @maremacd 9 років тому +2

    I didn't get the pebbles into the pond reference.

    • @SupremeIntentionCrew
      @SupremeIntentionCrew 8 років тому +2

      +maremacd If you're not trolling, i'm pretty sure he's generalizing that people feeling melancholy or lonely throw pebbles in a pond because they're sad and have nothing better or interesting to do with themselves.

    • @maremacd
      @maremacd 8 років тому

      Oh. No. Not trolling. Thanks!

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 9 років тому

    Rory is one of the best comics going today.

  • @KingDaviiid
    @KingDaviiid 9 років тому +2

    yayyyyyyyyyy butt jokes!!!!!!

    • @jim0_o
      @jim0_o 9 років тому +4

      +King Daviiid Anal is more like sphincter jokes, (Cheeks vs. hole.) "I'm just sayin".

    • @KingDaviiid
      @KingDaviiid 9 років тому

      Hahahaha you got me XD

  • @mughalspy
    @mughalspy 7 років тому

    South Park, please hire him as a writer!

  • @royceguy2282
    @royceguy2282 9 років тому

    Damn his previous shoes were so much better

  • @TedLaceyGuitar
    @TedLaceyGuitar 9 років тому +1

    Incredible set!

  • @1984-d3g
    @1984-d3g 9 років тому

    More of him please

  • @KelvinSmoke
    @KelvinSmoke 9 років тому

    whats great about UA-cam is you can be responsible and drink at home....and comment.
    then sometime later, somebody gives it a thumbs up ...
    ....and unlike when your friends tell you how you are drunk, which is easy to deny...
    ...You can cyber-stalk the drunk you...
    ...even stoned.

  • @NotoriousTDA
    @NotoriousTDA 9 років тому

    This was great. Thank you

  • @supermilkguy
    @supermilkguy 6 років тому

    About Jesus, considering where he was born, wouldn’t he be middle eastern? So, he wouldn’t look like the blue-eyed, blond-ish hair Jesus popularly portrayed...he probably had black hair and darker skin. But, at least in American racial categories, people from the Middle East are considered white.

  • @joshuamullaney195
    @joshuamullaney195 6 років тому

    he's right about salt lake city, it's a trip

  • @MKGamingByMunish
    @MKGamingByMunish 9 років тому +2

    267 christians disliked this video

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Рік тому +1

    One of my all time favorites.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 6 років тому

    Get two Kev get two you gotta get down you gotta slide Kev

  • @magiccheeseball2351
    @magiccheeseball2351 9 років тому +1

    Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

  • @edwigerotenhauer2829
    @edwigerotenhauer2829 5 років тому

    One of the most underrated

  • @Grriabear
    @Grriabear 9 років тому

    It's Utah, everyone there is mormon. What did you expect.

  • @PKedByBlade
    @PKedByBlade 9 років тому

    what jacket is that....

  • @KelvinSmoke
    @KelvinSmoke 9 років тому

    Stop filling the lake with pebbles!

  • @elisevideos
    @elisevideos 8 років тому +1

    What happened to his accent..?

    • @holyworm
      @holyworm 5 років тому

      That's his real voice.

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic 7 років тому

    420 people are holding up the line

  • @WickerAndroid
    @WickerAndroid 9 років тому

    Real good...funny,thanks.

  • @eeeyooohoh
    @eeeyooohoh 9 років тому

    that was veryyy jim gaffigan

  • @domdittyful
    @domdittyful 9 років тому

    I have a feeling everyone is mad about the Jesus joke bcuz all of sudden hes not funny anymore. lol

  • @faboze
    @faboze 9 років тому +2

    LOLLLL THAT WAS GOOD

  • @d4ark972
    @d4ark972 9 років тому

    I've never taken my shoes off at any airport in Europe ever O_o

  • @98evii
    @98evii 9 років тому +2

    He´s so funny.!!!!

  • @luisfrau9810
    @luisfrau9810 5 років тому

    This guy is really great.

  • @burgerbob23
    @burgerbob23 9 років тому +1

    He was funnier on getting doug with high

  • @unkGUAM
    @unkGUAM 9 років тому

    Did I even want that in there?

  • @divxsamsung
    @divxsamsung 3 роки тому

    Hitler joke was hilarious

  • @alexb8560
    @alexb8560 5 років тому

    This guy is a CIA asset

  • @jowahorn659
    @jowahorn659 9 років тому +1

    Best first joke ever

  • @phillynch4971
    @phillynch4971 9 років тому

    Conan O'Brien used to be funny and so were his guests but now he is just using vulgarity to get ratings. Very sad.

  • @paulbrasier372
    @paulbrasier372 3 роки тому

    He just dropped to total classes guter trash.

  • @cfletch8able
    @cfletch8able 9 років тому

    is he wearing a 'members only' jacket? I don't know how I feel about that

  • @bstoneaudio
    @bstoneaudio 9 років тому +1

    I like this

  • @whalegod1056
    @whalegod1056 9 років тому

    Bad, like trying to roll out a 500 foot carpet trying to be funny at the end.

  • @Ryan-xk9hq
    @Ryan-xk9hq 9 років тому +2

    Fucking great

  • @chesterbesterfeild
    @chesterbesterfeild 8 років тому +2

    came here because a friend of mine said she went to go see him at a comedy club. Guess I wont be talking to her again

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 9 років тому

    funny except for ther TSA stuff that was just lame

  • @Liam-yk1ww
    @Liam-yk1ww 5 років тому

    Wait didn’t he used to have an accent?

    • @alex8480
      @alex8480 4 роки тому

      He's done bits in accents but this is his normal voice

  • @drewmerz2550
    @drewmerz2550 9 років тому

    This guy is funny. You guys don't know comedy

  • @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8
    @SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8 9 років тому

    Back to the future rocks