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  • @phoebsc5993
    @phoebsc5993 7 років тому +471

    I love Kenan. One of my particular faves is 'What up with that'. It makes me laugh so much I have taught the words to my dog. I sing it to her before I give her her dinner! I only have to say ' ooo weee.....' and she races to the kitchen and sits by her dinner bowl. It makes my family wet themselves with laughter!

    • @phoebsc5993
      @phoebsc5993 7 років тому +5

      he is....one of my fave what up with that moments is the Robert De Niro one....where Kenan leads to the What up with That song...interrupting De Niro, taking his last words...Uncomfortable silence.....sings it...De Niro says...you are being disrespectful...Kenan sings and I'm disrespecting him...WHAT UP WITH THAT...hahahahhahaa...bump...fell off sofa with laughter!

    • @JesusPulledMeThrough
      @JesusPulledMeThrough 7 років тому +7

      Andy Bee Omgosh. That story about your dog is just too adorable & odd & funny. And @Ende Pointe, Kel is currently on a nickelodeon show, assuming they didn't cancel it. It just came out in 2016

    • @1116may11
      @1116may11 7 років тому +4

      I miss What up with that"!!

    • @stupidkitty84
      @stupidkitty84 7 років тому +2

      Holly Golightly You mean 'All That' and Whattaburger'. Or maybe the Kenan & Kel Show'.

    • @bridgetalicea9908
      @bridgetalicea9908 7 років тому +3

      Andy Bee I know!!! It's the BEST!!! I start singing "What up with that" randomly cuz it pretty much covers everything!

  • @alana1273
    @alana1273 7 років тому +250

    i just realized that kenan ALWAYS breaks character at least just a little (and even when he was on all that) but he makes it work LMAOOO ily him tho😂😂😂

    • @exodiawolfe6008
      @exodiawolfe6008 5 років тому +6

      He broke the most on All That when he played Pierre Escargo

  • @Myskeyysha
    @Myskeyysha 4 роки тому +90

    I can still hear my grandma saying “ it’s roaches in that pie Willie! “ 😂😂😂

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder 3 роки тому +318

    "12 days after the election people are still protesting Donald Trump."
    Well, don't tell him what happened in 2020.

  • @05_jameel86
    @05_jameel86 4 роки тому +240

    Well.. Kanye just did that.

  • @lexzyrrehdevonnaireabellan6717
    @lexzyrrehdevonnaireabellan6717 3 роки тому +92

    Pete's comment on Kanye aged well

  • @chabnormal
    @chabnormal 7 років тому +827

    Kenan is the funniest cast member. I've been a fan of his since he was on All That.

  • @RM-nz9ny
    @RM-nz9ny 5 років тому +61

    Every time he says "my old dog Luscious" I lose it 😂😂😂

  • @thisguy9042
    @thisguy9042 6 років тому +161

    3:20 "i'm so proud of that joke" 😂

  • @doritam9749
    @doritam9749 7 років тому +406

    "I'm so proud of that joke "

  • @darrynfrost3401
    @darrynfrost3401 7 років тому +331

    "Them turkeys is runnin a train on your dog, Willie!"

    • @martinpalmer9810
      @martinpalmer9810 3 роки тому +1

      OMG!!!

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 3 роки тому +1

      Not the punchline I was expecting

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 3 роки тому +2

      @Dipak Yadav "Running a train" is basically a slang phrase for when multiple people take turns having sex with one person.

  • @jbeach2323
    @jbeach2323 5 років тому +393

    "We as a country need to agree that if it isn't over a sick beat, we don't want to listen to anything Kanye West has to say ever again."
    WORD

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 4 роки тому

      GAY

    • @Mark-vf8op
      @Mark-vf8op 4 роки тому +10

      We as a world

    • @bidmcms3
      @bidmcms3 4 роки тому +1

      Yes. Unless that black man says what I say, he needs to shut up. Nice.

    • @acekenny9339
      @acekenny9339 4 роки тому +4

      @@GARY84ROCKS yes I am gay :)

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 4 роки тому

      @@acekenny9339 AS long as by "gay" you mean you are attracted to women, I have nothing left to say on the matter.

  • @ThaFriendlyDictator
    @ThaFriendlyDictator 7 років тому +492

    I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at the Dwayne the Rock Johnson joke...

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 5 років тому +18

      It was dumb funny, the best kind of funny

    • @TobyIsAWoman
      @TobyIsAWoman 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @axelbauron155
      @axelbauron155 5 років тому +14

      This is my favourite kind of jokes. You should be proud of yourself instead.

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 5 років тому +3

      Can't believe I didn't get it till I read these comments

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 роки тому +10

      So then, the only thing that can stop Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson

  • @0224DJRick
    @0224DJRick 7 років тому +308

    ahhahaha Lol Kenan Thompson killed it I may not live a life of luxury maybe I don't have a coat or toenails but I do have something that nobody can't ever take away from me ( Michael Che) what'sthat? ahhah outstanding warrants !! ahahLol

    • @lukeyocham1215
      @lukeyocham1215 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @steveloew9125
      @steveloew9125 6 років тому

      Dr Richards M

    • @scizessita
      @scizessita 6 років тому +3

      That's when I started to actually cry from laughin' so hard. The guy is just genius at what he does.

    • @Tperry222
      @Tperry222 3 роки тому

      Hardest I think I have ever laughed at an SNL skit! Especially their news segment! Keenan slayed that bit!

  • @waterslife420
    @waterslife420 6 років тому +400

    "Donald Trump being president is something I used to say when I was high and laugh at how crazy it is and I'm high right now and it is NOT funny." lol

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 5 років тому +1

      Pete is certifiably crazy so don’t worry about his political opinions. So many snowflakes were melting after the election, so sad.

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 5 років тому

      Aggy Nixxa because he (Pete) was recently in a mental institution for counselling, he is certifiably crazy. After Donald Trump won the election they made up many crazy conspiracy theories that President Trump would destroy the economy, increase unemployment, start wars etc. but none of those things were true. That is why I said don’t pay attention to the nut jobs panicking about Trump winning, they had just drunk the Cool-aide the liberals were giving out. After several years of President Trump being in charge some of the most insane people still believe the conspiracy theories but they are the worst affected and should stay in their safe spaces.

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis 4 роки тому +10

      @@Martian74 r u saying ppl with mental health issues r incapable of rationale? As a disability advocate of 36 years, I could say I have never met a person who was not predisposed, medicated or in crisis. The issue is our ability to recognize these issues.
      U could start by understanding how to recognize such. Any behaviour that is unbalanced from its dichotomy. Here is the problem with my on-the-spot evaluation. Ppl from the leading cultures and races who behave unbalanced r seen as attractive. So, passive-aggressives (probably about 86% in the world, including urself) pick up these behaviours, as behaviour is the only thing that trickle down. Hence, even tho u r predisposed and should be working on that, u decided to do the fake sympathy thing. Go look at ur own glass window.

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 4 роки тому

      Paul Harris I’m saying the crazy person is paranoid about having President Trump in charge and that President Trump = Hitler, the US is about to collapse etc. standard crazy ramblings. Years later there is no collapse and the exact opposite is happening. These crazy rants should be called out so people don’t start believing that the sky is falling. Also, try using Google when making up statistics, 86% of people aren’t passive aggressive, that number is not even close, try harder troll.

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis 4 роки тому

      @@Martian74 Love what ur said until u challenged on the passive-aggressive stats. That's Canada stats. It is moderate for the USA and some countries in the world identified as war nations. Oh, the 86% is 8 years old and the situation of social dogma is worse. It is so bad, the Pope's last address on celibacy in the priesthood carried a warning to be aware of social dogma. Anything else u need explaining?

  • @neuroling
    @neuroling 4 роки тому +40

    "sneaking a sip of warm spicy cider from my granddaddy's bedpan..." LOL 😂I need an oxygen tank!!

  • @codetaku
    @codetaku 7 років тому +12

    This was absolutely the best Weekend Update I've ever seen. I regret not having a TV so I didn't see it when it aired the first time.

  • @sincere1487
    @sincere1487 6 років тому +79

    It's like they always say,those turkeys was running a train on your dog Willie,lmao.

  • @Vancouversour
    @Vancouversour 6 років тому +64

    I’m only here to hear “My old dog Lucious.”

  • @deborahroche9355
    @deborahroche9355 6 років тому +8

    Weekend update relieves stress! I can always count on laughing hard a few times!

  • @redboneshoneypot2960
    @redboneshoneypot2960 6 років тому +13

    Those turkeys are running a train on you dog Willy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @kenhasibar2450
    @kenhasibar2450 6 років тому +4

    Willie and Lucious and Che never get old. Love to play golf with Jost. Harvard guy. Looks like he knows how to play golf. Great, funny writer. Keep it up guys. You're bringing smiles to people in a scary world. 👍

  • @Dj-id9dn
    @Dj-id9dn 7 років тому +26

    "Sheets and skins" 😂

  • @GetRocStar
    @GetRocStar 7 років тому +25

    I can still hear my grandma say "it's roaches in that pie Willie" LMAOOO

  • @porkfriedrice1530
    @porkfriedrice1530 7 років тому +154

    Lmaoooo "its called 'why democrats lost the election'" savage

  • @souulkeeper1384
    @souulkeeper1384 6 років тому +85

    Well that Kayne bit is really on point now.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 4 роки тому

      Awwww. not a chance Brent

    • @natedogg4116
      @natedogg4116 3 роки тому

      Careful Brent, Kanye is going to lose his dang mind soon!

    • @vonn4017
      @vonn4017 3 роки тому

      its always been on point. you just dont see the trees for the forest

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 6 років тому +45

    "I'm so proud of that joke, Colin..."

  • @callmemudplease5890
    @callmemudplease5890 6 років тому +20

    i think willie is my favorite current character on update.

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 5 років тому +5

    Damn, Pete spit some funny truths.
    I believe this is the smartest writing Pete has done ever since the Doing Doing dance from that Chad auction video.

  • @hockeylvr42
    @hockeylvr42 5 років тому +10

    I've finally got something the nobody can take away from me
    whats that?
    outstanding warrants!

  • @shaterawilcoxson1259
    @shaterawilcoxson1259 7 років тому +241

    Pete went the hell off.

    • @ucimyy4u
      @ucimyy4u 5 років тому +20

      and i respect the fuck out of him for it

    • @Sillysoft
      @Sillysoft 5 років тому +2

      @@ucimyy4u You respect him for going off eh? But Im sure if someone else like your president went off you probably wouldnt think the same. Naa. Good ol Pete though, who cant even keep a relationship and wants to off himself while social media is watching.

    • @ucimyy4u
      @ucimyy4u 5 років тому +17

      @@Sillysoft There's a big difference. Prezzo is an asshole. Pete is not.

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 4 роки тому +3

      @@ucimyy4u He spoke like a true piece of shit

    • @Musiclove243
      @Musiclove243 4 роки тому +1

      @@GARY84ROCKS just like 45??

  • @dvd9406dvd
    @dvd9406dvd 5 років тому +14

    Kenan thompson. Brings a smile. From india here and love him so much. He, bill hader and kevin hart shud team up and put up a show or a movie.

  • @maryhall6193
    @maryhall6193 4 роки тому +6

    Kenan is the MAN!! so so funny you never stop laughing when he's aroud😂🤣😃😄😅

  • @awandezwane1500
    @awandezwane1500 2 роки тому +7

    This sketch has aged amazingly

  • @Hannah-ologist
    @Hannah-ologist 7 років тому +63

    I LOVE Pete Davison and I am so glad he's back and hopefully healthy and in a good state of mind

  • @natashamccall7895
    @natashamccall7895 4 роки тому +3

    Crazy to look back on this.

  • @MinkyKhuzwayo
    @MinkyKhuzwayo 6 років тому +11

    Pete HATES Staten island so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 5 років тому +10

    That Willie really is an optimist.

  • @fatimamendez3153
    @fatimamendez3153 7 років тому +4

    THAT Tinder joke!!!! 🤣

  • @CaptEoNinja83
    @CaptEoNinja83 5 років тому +1

    I grew up watching Kenan Thompson. "All That" to "Kenan & Kel" to "SNL". He ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP! Never fails to make my eyes water.

  • @joshbgosh6200
    @joshbgosh6200 5 років тому +5

    "No! I'm the greatest!" Hahaha I'm cry-laughing

  • @GreatDayEveryone
    @GreatDayEveryone 6 років тому +32

    States Island, the herpes of bouroughs!!!

  • @melanin_maryy
    @melanin_maryy 4 роки тому +13

    It’ll be funny if Kenan’s daughter one day watches these videos when she’s older and just laughs and laughs

  • @Robin-xt7yo
    @Robin-xt7yo 7 років тому +209

    Pete Davidson is adorable. Staten Island kind of thing to say...

    • @GARY84ROCKS
      @GARY84ROCKS 4 роки тому +1

      Adorably deranged over Trump voters. Sad.

  • @MB-ng9ci
    @MB-ng9ci 7 років тому +49

    Gosh I really hate UA-cam commercials

    • @kirkthiets2771
      @kirkthiets2771 7 років тому +3

      M B
      get you tube red

    • @flyte707
      @flyte707 7 років тому

      why not use adblock

    • @HSfox
      @HSfox 7 років тому +3

      I forgot about those already..Thank goodness for youtube red

    • @okate251
      @okate251 7 років тому +1

      Hector Santos found the undercover shill for yt red

    • @HSfox
      @HSfox 7 років тому +3

      Katie Orlowski, Why are you calling me an undercover shill? It was either itunes or google music and after I signed up I found out that it comes with an ad free access to youtube, I don't much care for the videos on youtube red, but I like not having to watch all those ads. I have the family plan that gives access to another 5 accounts, even have one invite left. Totally worth it. So am not undercover lol just a regular shill if you wish to call me that lmao

  • @katiequaanadams7477
    @katiequaanadams7477 7 років тому +2

    them turkeys is running a train on yo' dog Willie !!!!! funniest line ever

  • @assumptionisthemotherofall2402
    @assumptionisthemotherofall2402 6 років тому +12

    1:30 damn right

  • @kareempusey5032
    @kareempusey5032 2 роки тому +6

    4 years later and his Kanye point still rings tru

  • @andreaardon8565
    @andreaardon8565 7 років тому +3

    I miss how when they used to call him Pete Davidson "Resident young Person" lol

  • @Peopleofthesun386
    @Peopleofthesun386 7 років тому +3

    "Those turkeys is running a train on your dog Willie" LOL

  • @princeshawn1330
    @princeshawn1330 2 роки тому +5

    Pete was joking about Kanye way back then…

  • @kikiwest2001
    @kikiwest2001 5 років тому +2

    Hurricane sandy should’ve finish the job 😂

  • @FretMillen10
    @FretMillen10 7 років тому +6

    KENAN the king of subtleties

  • @sqolly21ify
    @sqolly21ify 6 років тому +4

    Them turkeys running a train on ya dog willie😂😂😂

  • @samueljackson315
    @samueljackson315 5 років тому +3

    We NEED more Willie!!!!

  • @leadgenmagic4554
    @leadgenmagic4554 4 роки тому +3

    As true today, June 1, 2020, as it was in 2017.

  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah 4 роки тому +1

    WOW...!
    This turned out to be 100% correct...
    Regarding the politics of course...
    👍🏼👍🏼

  • @herringstheseries
    @herringstheseries 6 років тому +56

    And as it turns out, Pete was proven absolutely right about Kanye.

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks 4 роки тому +1

    Willy sounds like a combination of Keenan’s Cosby and his Steve Harvey!! Very funny!

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 6 років тому +12

    Man, this skit really aged well for me!

  • @jimschleich8753
    @jimschleich8753 3 роки тому

    Seven minutes of magic!! Flow from peak to peak to peak!

  • @carmeld45
    @carmeld45 7 років тому +3

    Love me some Kenan..this was too funny

  • @ThoughtsToReality9999
    @ThoughtsToReality9999 2 роки тому +1

    I love watching Kenan he’s so talented and lovable

  • @evandahlheimer6907
    @evandahlheimer6907 3 роки тому +1

    that hurricane joke was hell

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 6 років тому +2

    6:36 always gets me

  • @stephenpartain5488
    @stephenpartain5488 3 роки тому +2

    This is the whole let's heal crowd 🤣

  • @evientually
    @evientually 4 роки тому

    Oh God, you're right. No one can take away outstanding warrants...

  • @AhPhoey
    @AhPhoey 6 років тому +3

    Love Willie!!

  • @geoffreylee5199
    @geoffreylee5199 10 місяців тому +1

    Staten Island looks like its part of NewJersey.

  • @kartikamarjeet2082
    @kartikamarjeet2082 5 років тому +1

    Two of the best performances, ever!

  • @boujiebarbie3198
    @boujiebarbie3198 4 роки тому +1

    A horse pulled a Walking Dead move...awesome!!!

  • @howardmccauley7878
    @howardmccauley7878 4 роки тому +1

    Keenan Thompson is the best thing to happen to SNL in decades. Dude is fantastic in all his performances. Hopefully his pay is as great as all his talent.

  • @mratkovich
    @mratkovich 3 роки тому +1

    Pete and willie in one clip? Get my fainting couch

  • @MSG685
    @MSG685 6 років тому +9

    The tinder joke at 4:28 isn't a joke. It's the truth.

  • @saoirsegrady569
    @saoirsegrady569 7 років тому +306

    Pete Davidson is damn fine

    • @mapleseerope9381
      @mapleseerope9381 7 років тому +9

      Saoirse De Mott Grady seriously. have you seen that jawline? like holy crap

    • @tg798
      @tg798 7 років тому +2

      Sirius Elliot Gontier he does have a decent jawline but the rest of him is ugly as SHITT

    • @BrooklynDaDon1
      @BrooklynDaDon1 7 років тому +3

      Saoirse De Mott Grady oooh yes he is

    • @_adrast
      @_adrast 6 років тому +8

      *random unnecessary arguing*

    • @jasonfury3984
      @jasonfury3984 6 років тому +4

      Lol year later, Arianna Grande. And Kanye....lol.

  • @FretMillen10
    @FretMillen10 7 років тому +60

    How many fucking Weekend Updates are gna be upladed in the same week?

    • @kirkthiets2771
      @kirkthiets2771 7 років тому +12

      Fret Millen
      keep em coming!
      Fake President!

    • @bensomeone
      @bensomeone 7 років тому +16

      I'm not arguing!

    • @BrooklynDaDon1
      @BrooklynDaDon1 7 років тому

      Fret Millen why are u mad sexy?

  • @cerberuscrux963
    @cerberuscrux963 4 роки тому +2

    @2:31 "the next time someone asks if you are a god, say YES!"

  • @neuroisis85
    @neuroisis85 Рік тому

    Well, my ' irrational' fear of roaches, has just turned into a fear of eating Pecan Pie. Damn, I wish I was joking.

  • @osiris7127
    @osiris7127 6 років тому +2

    4:30 its been some time and the irony of that 1 woo before the joke is great. This bit is probably the most relevant joke in the entire skit and it was glossed over. It really does put in a nutshell what is wrong with the values people care about as opposed to what the country actually needed. worse still being that trump conned the entire country into thinking that he was the answer.

  • @jtothaizzo7000
    @jtothaizzo7000 4 роки тому

    Kenan had me rolling with this bit

  • @schawdaya
    @schawdaya 2 роки тому +1

    On paper this character's hilarious but Kenan is probably the only person I could see making it perfect. lmao

  • @lego007guym8
    @lego007guym8 5 років тому

    Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson......
    ....I just got that. 2 years and I just fucking got that.

  • @dingram4004
    @dingram4004 7 років тому +1

    my neighbor Willie omg!... lmfao

  • @jujuandjesus
    @jujuandjesus 7 років тому +3

    One of the best SNL segments ever. Every single moment is gold

  • @mariongoodrich5156
    @mariongoodrich5156 6 років тому +2

    The pop up ads are irritating, &occur in the middle of the programming. When I get irritated, I then decide that I NEVER AGAIN BUY THE PRODUCT NO MATTER WHAT!!!

  • @veramerlot4111
    @veramerlot4111 4 роки тому +2

    Came for Kenan Stayed for Pete Davidson

  • @AluminumBird
    @AluminumBird Рік тому +1

    Old Willie is doing great, writing his own story. making his own meaning.

  • @Lvit2BeaverTail
    @Lvit2BeaverTail 2 роки тому +4

    These Kanye comments really coming back around.

  • @tonyhooks3745
    @tonyhooks3745 4 роки тому

    Maybe I don't have a coat or a toenail!!!! LOL!!!

  • @TRICHOMETRIST
    @TRICHOMETRIST 6 років тому +1

    "A Staten island thing to say "
    Be specific , Curtis high school!
    Represent

  • @ryanmccolloch4734
    @ryanmccolloch4734 2 роки тому

    The only person Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fears is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson

  • @phillipa.ceasar3306
    @phillipa.ceasar3306 3 роки тому +1

    Tooooooooooo funny!!!!!

  • @badnews1967
    @badnews1967 3 роки тому

    Kenan is king.

  • @GetRocStar
    @GetRocStar 7 років тому +2

    lol he's come a way long since those Nickelodeon Kenan and Kel days

  • @teddybcorleone
    @teddybcorleone 7 років тому +74

    *EVEN OVER A SICK BEAT.... NO KANYE!!!* #myassholeconfessions😎🐝

    • @bobbabich1
      @bobbabich1 7 років тому +3

      Alex TruckerTime Gee whiz Truckertime, thanks for letting me know why I think what I'm thinking. It's not irresponsible, it's mockery. It's satire. It's a relief from the ridiculous spectacle of US politics and the inept, dangerous blathering of Drumpf and company.

  • @DC_R
    @DC_R 6 років тому

    MAN THEY NEED TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH HIM AS THAT CHARACTER REAL TALK. IM FROM GA AND I'VE MET PPL LIKE THIS IT'S HILARIOUS

  • @stefanpieper3757
    @stefanpieper3757 5 років тому +3

    From the thumbnail I thought it was gonna be Donna Brazile :D

  • @billy8337
    @billy8337 6 років тому +1

    4:24 is so true

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 7 років тому +11

    Why was this uploaded twice but one version is slightly shorter?

  • @sonicbjelland7252
    @sonicbjelland7252 6 років тому +3

    It’s funny how true the Kanye thing is, especially now