The Perfect Crime | Just Roll With It #45
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- Опубліковано 2 вер 2021
- The party plans the greatest heist in history in order to kill the king and steal all of his money. Fortunately, things don't go as planned... Chip flies by the seat of his pants. Jay starts talking to rocks. Gillion births a horse.
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@GrizzlyPlaysYT as the DM
@Slimecicle as Gillion Tidestrider
@Bizlybebo as CHIP
@Condifiction as Jay Ferin
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Here’s some time stamps and trigger warnings for the episode, please beware of the spoilers below!
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Cw/tw - unnatural gravity, mentions of killing, mention of dead parent (~1:42:12), unconscious NPC (~1:58:30), blood (1:58:34), NPC child in near death experience (~1h58m-2h), traitor behaviour (~1h59m)
0:00 - episode start
1:32 - DM recap start
3:04 - DM recap end
3:05 - the most important note
3:17 - surroundings
4:05 - jump and throw first, think later
6:28 - The Crown district
8:05 - more gravity investigation
11:34 - figuring out clothing
16:01 - fish king Gill charms everyone
18:46 - crew gets drip
21:12 - Gillion’s fancy clothing
22:26 - what “servants” wear
24:03 - the inn
25:01 - Pretzel and Apple drip
29:33 - Gill learns about the security
35:04 - Jay takes a castle tour
42:05 - Chip learns trains
48:46 - planning session begins
1:05:23 - second day of preparations
1:07:20 - heist starting, Abdul and Alfonso roll up
1:08:53 - “king” Gill and translator Jay roll up
1:14:01 - very important fact
1:14:20 - crew gets inside the castle
1:15:27 - Chip and Ollie dangerously climb walls
1:22:12 - figuring out windows
1:24:27 - everybody inside the castle
1:26:27 - Gill keeps shouting threats
1:28:23 - encountering king’s servant
1:32:24 - no doors closed for king of the undersea
1:33:00 - Chip and Ollie sneak and peek
1:35:57 - king’s bedroom
1:38:59 - mr. Leon Eddison*, Garyeth Watts*
1:39:38 - the divine sniff
1:41:31 - speaking to Leon, supposed king
1:42:46 - introducing and discussing
1:44:10 - amogus reference!!1!
1:46:04 - Gillion spitting facts trying to help
1:49:01 - Chip and Ollie vs door
1:52:57 - Jay makes fart rocks
1:54:55 - Ollie takes a risk
1:56:14 - someone else is here, scream
1:57:33 - treasure room
1:58:15 - Abdul “holds king hostage”
2:00:09 - Jay throws a rock
2:00:38 - Abdul gets trapped
2:01:14 - roll for initiative from the alarm
2:02:18 - birthing of the horse
2:03:10 - episode end, patron shout out
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ALFIR
A true legend has appeared
Its the man(or woman) of the people
We all missed you afir!!!! Thanks for the timestamps as always
Thanks so much i accidently fast forwarded to the end and didn't know the time I left off at
gillion: I AM HERE TO MURDER YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES
jay: he's saying he wishes you a good morning
gillion: WE WILL SPREAD YOUR BLOOD ACROSS THE STREETS
jay: he says hes got a gift
I love this bit so much it's so good
"Want do you want to eat?"
*"The SOULS of the INNOCENT"*
"A bagel!"
*"nooo!!"*
"Two bagels!!"
"If I can't teach you the meaning of justice I'll teach you the meaning of FEAR!" how is gillion lowkey actually terrifying while yelling nonsense in primordial
I'VE BEEN SAYIN THIS FOR MONTHS AND I KEEP SAYING IT GILLION TIDESTRIDER IS A TERRIFYING CREATURE
Grizzly DM is such a genius. He dangled Abdul in front of Charlie knowing full well that Gillion was gonna literally snatch him up and take him along. 4D chess.
i LOVE the fact that the horse has the same voice as gillion. something about a massive water horse sharing the same personality and voice of gillion is so fucking comedic
the horse has a similar personality but he literally does not believe in destiny he is an insult to gillion honestly /j
The only things required to make a perfect heist is a horse and pants
Gillian's a Disney princess at this point with the amount of animal friends he's got, Apple, Pretzel, and now _horse_ ™️
The fuckin tm
@@The___wormcan u help me, ive been watching every episode but WHERE DID THE HORSE COME FROM
@@cyphersantiago5377 I stopped listening a year ago but it came from gilleons ability to summon spirits that think he’s a chad
@@The___worm alr ty omao
I just love the fact that Chip, Gill, and Jay all have lengths of rope but they still opt to use a ridiculous amount of pants tied together for anything and everything.
Grizzly having all his friends merch in the background is SO wholesome
holy fuck where can i find condifiction merch
“Everyone’s going to skip through this-“
Charlie you underestimate me- I have replayed this opening bit 10 different times trying to understand it.
we had grandma jay, grandma chip, now we just need grandma gillian n ollie & BOOM we got the golden girls
AND we need old woman Earl
Would Gillian know that he was in a disguise? Or just like walk past a mirror and go “oh god, grandmas stuck in this glass prison”
i’m waiting for the day they come onto the ship and earl falls in love with one of them
G&G moment
grandma earl
Bizly be like I’m not the dumbest forgetting he literally chopped off his pinky last episode
Technically Gillion chopped it off
@@grasstastic9922 but it was his idea
@@vaughnormsbee3335 it was a pinkie promise he had no choice
Primordial Gillian with translator Jay had me cracking up. Love this podcast and each episode just gets better!
And on a side note, is there any word on the studio? I haven't seen anything on Patreon or Twitter about it either, and am just curious if it's in the works or was delayed or something
1:12:48 Charlie cracking himself over saying “SKIBOMBE” and nearly killing bizly
Grizz literally said "you're gonna cry if you ever ask about his (Ollie's) dad" WHAT DID HIS DAD DO ILL FIGHT HIM
i've heard a theory that ollie's dad is captain rose from the black rose pirates
I wish I didn't read this because now I can't stop thinking about it help me
sorry to be this person but:
timestamp? :3
@olliescribbles hey I'm so sorry my comment was so long ago I don't remember :,]
41:56!
Love when Grizzly is describing things and Charlie just disappears from frame as he takes notes
WAIT WHAT- OLIVER ASKED IF THE HORSE JUST TALKED-
*OLIVER KNOWS CELESTIAL?!*
ooooo this adds to the theory that oliver will be wheatie’s character when he comes back on
@@navachoudhury5972 wheatie aint coming back permanently
@@malaizze what?
if you are english and a french person speaks french they are speaking. and you would know they are speaking something. other than horse noises
This is the perfect podcast to eat multiple dice sets to.
What do you mean this is the wrong podcast for this joke.
Leave some for me
@@kalamies. they ate them all already, just roll with it
@@ejoty_6128 *jrwi theme plays*
@@freezeboy13 which one, *old or new?*
eat all the dice and then roll on the ground for maximum dice rolling efficiency
The amount of times Chip’s pants have failed him is Ron Stoppable level
this kid king is feeling like a new npc to be kidnapped and taken on a pirate ship
I do not watch on UA-cam so I don't know if people have mentioned before but id like to point out how good of a DM Grizzy is. He realizes that what his players enjoy is chaos and plays into it in a healthy way, without the lack of consequences and he puts fun above all else.
I think what you're trying to say is he... *clears throat* *drumroll* just rolls with it
Noticed that in this episode Grizzly often clarifies which npc is speaking. Its quite helpfull since in some past episodes some of the npc's had similair voices and I would sometimes mix them up. And I love riptides npc's so I appriciate this
They asked jay abt what the gods were and she went “shabababadoobalikeameeboo”
*MEEBOO*
Currently at minute 7 of the episode and Gillian has already managed to accidentally throw a pan at himself. Fuck. Yes. This is what I'm here for.
The clothes of the undersea sound so. freaking. elegant.
I need to draw it
IF U POST IT SOMEWHERE DROP THE LINK 😳😳‼️
@@chippothy_ SO:
Although I don't have social media, I have a Spotify! I made a playlist called "STORM THE CASTLE" with my undersea art as the cover! My username is Pikloo, I have a Yoda pfp! Hopefully you're able to find it!
Sorry I can't drop a link, youtube keeps deleting the comment
@@pikloo4631 I don't think you set it to public?
Grizz- "Roll a d20 plus Strength." Charlie- "9" Grizz- "Now roll a Dexterity Saving Throw." I love this campaign.
I have never, EVER had such a great time listening to a dnd podcast before, my stomach hurts from laughing
Gillions bit in primordial was absolutely HILARIOUS, this made my entire week and I'm only about half way through the episode
SKIBOMBE
“Gillion Tidestrider: Capitalism Hater, Royalty Assassinator”
18:42 everytime someone mentions Abdul I can only remember Abdul, the royal guard who choked on shit from Twisted
A man of culture I see
lmao same
Can't wait for his twin brother Baful to show up later in the campaign
i didn't realize there was a connection between starkid fans and jrwi fans
True
“If I can’t teach you the meaning of Justice I’ll teach you the meaning of fear” -Gillian Tidestrider
Wait, Oli sounded a bit sus denying that he knew magic. What if he grew older not because of the compass but because of wild magic?
@@Ave-S Depends, rules as written, it's a d100 on a fixed sheet. But people have created custom sheets for it so that's always possible
the part with gilleon and jay speaking to the bishop in primordial is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever witnessed that shit was so fucking funny had me busting out laughing at work
tell me why they were literally doing science experiments when they were meant to be assasinating a king-
//Spoiler//
The absolute betrayal on Charlie's face when Abdul betrayed them was so honest and visceral.
I only found this show a couple weeks ago and I'm already at the point where I'm waiting for the new episodes. That being said...
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.
Did you just do riptide, or did you listen to the old campaign? Because if you haven't listened to the og you should even though its unfinished its still really cool.
@@tentativegazer only Riptide so far :)
@@tentativegazer they unlisted the old campaign 😢
GILLION AND JAY ARE A GOLDEN DUO I NEED MORE OF THEM
Gillion skatting is the most blessed thing my ears have heard from this podcast
Can we just appreciate the effort and creativity Grizzly puts in his setting? Thank you Grizzly
Edit: And miss opportunity for Gillian to make a magical king's gown on himself using shapewater just like Elsa from the movie Frozen
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.
Descriptive intelligent helpful easily my new favorite comment
I think 1:12:40 is the funniest moment in the entire campaign imo. Only rivaled by “Julien the Groomer”
"Gillion births a horse" that part of the description is... concerning
I love how the planning phase is parallel to the first episode
I also love how into the assassination all the npcs are
The whole time jay was translating and gillion was speaking in his first language I was just balling my eyes out because of laughter. So far the funniest part in this campaign so far
hearing them all plan with the music in the background at 1:02:00 was so cool, its those little touches that make me really like this show
do you know what the song is called?
a long time ago i saw a clip of 1:08:49 to 1:12:37 and i will be honest that’s what convinced me to watch the show. it’s even better now actually knowing who these absolute maniacs are
wow this intro is so seductive and thoughtful and also bullying
Duuuuuuuuuude, I'm loving this arc!!! it's cool that they're making a plan for once, and the execution is greater than I imagined
(spoilers!)
(spoilers!)
the king being a kid really changes things, and I'm so hyped for the next episode!!!!
dangit, the spoiler tag was too far down, I read the spoiler before I read the warning :)
@@wolfcub0545 oof, that's happened to me once or twice. dw, there's other things you won't expect :)
hey could you move the spoiler warning up a bit? because it's below the read more so I also got spoiled by it :/
@@babymoosh1019 oh sure! sorry about that, I don't do spoiler stuff much
@@ciarahalton5890 ah, no worries! :)
the Ahbdul (dunno how to spell it) plottwist is so good, and it activating the guards is way better than it just being chip n Ollie. great writing
I'm drawing Gill's drip and took a excerpt (paraphrased) from Charlies description to refrence on, if you wanna take a look:
its very ornamental, it looks lot of these like sort of flowing pieces of a robe there's pieces off the shoulders, pieces coming off the chest that almost look like little banners. The big thing about it is that the way its cut it kind of flows along the ground and almost looks like a squid/kraken. There's shoulder pieces that come up and split off like tentacles. There's a golden head piece in front of Gill's coral that has the same squid/kraken formation.
(Servants) Close to what Gillion wears under his armor. Very simple flowy bodysuit, lightweight.
THANK YOU, ive been wanting to draw this but was having difficulty getting the description
HOW DOES GRIZZLY JUST LET GILLION SUMMON A HORSE LMAOO
it’s a spell! look up find steed, that’s basically what it does
I was eating while watching this and almost choked to death. 10/10
Gill didnt know what a cat is but knows what cameras are XD
the translation bit at the castle's gates has to be the funniest bit of this campaign
wow the king got that Ba Sing Se energy
there is no war in ba sing se
King Gillion make brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All i could think abt when grizzly described the floors as malachite i was like "if gill used wall of water or shape water, he could just poison the king if he put it on the floors, first" lmao
OMGOSH HERE IT IS AND I FIRCKIN LOVE THE THUMBNAIL
not even five minutes in, I'm already laughing at Gillion with the pan bro
It is so impossibly hard to not burst out laughing at these stupid bits that the gang pulls off, I am constantly forced to bite on my fist so my parents don't catch me doing this instead of my homework
These are literally the highlight of my week, I just recently got into JRWI and I’m LOVING it. I already binged all the episodes during the summer and since I’ve started my senior year in school I watch them at the end of the week.
I absolutely love all the characters :D
also this is weird to say, but like for such a tame campaign, I’m glad they didn’t tone down the warforged racism, like in most worlds warforged would one hundred percent face this kind of discrimination, so it’s a nice touch
I'm quite sad because I've seen that the first campaign is not there and now I'm quite literally crying
ive been relistening to the old campaign and then i went back again on spotify and it was missing,,,,, never been more sad in my life
Check the community tab it’s in there
one of my favourite episodes yet!!! everything about this was great, but I especially loved the bits with the weird gravity and Charlie's description of the horse
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying... Of course you don't.
Can't believe Grizzly wrote a Skyrim meme into JRWI
1:20:48 I actually choked on my tea, I was *this* close to spilling it on myself DSHF
Ayy the callback to the first episode with the match lighting, good stuff Grizzly!
SPOILERS
Abdul taking the boy king hostage actually made me gasp, never would I have thought that a DnD campaign would hit me with a twist like hat. But I suppose every heist movie needs its wrench in the works
Spoilers
Timestamps for me
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0:00 - Intro/Recap
3:04 - The journey continues
4:05 - Immediately derailed
6:36 - The Crown district
11:48 - They need to fit in!!
17:47 - The Boutique
21:12 - Gillion's Kingly Outfit
26:16 - Stake out
29:29 - Gil's section
35:04 - Jay's Section
41:24 - Chip's Section
48:21 - End of Stake out
49:00 - The Match makes a reappearance
54:26 - The beginnings of puddle the first
1:05:11 - End of Planning
1:08:54 - The Greatest Bilingual bit ever
1:12:39 - SKEEBOMBAY
1:15:42 - Chip + Ollie do some scaling
1:16:11 - Short king chip + his 6'6" son
1:19:13 - Chip just kinda Goes
1:22:38 - Made it to the window that doesn't open
1:24:24 - Back to Jay + Gil
1:29:17 - The Retainer
1:34:12 - Chip and Ollie are so-
1:36:08 - The king's room
1:40:19 - Divine Sniffer
1:41:00 - Gil switches back to Common
1:44:02 - Gillion Tidestrider Ladies and gentlemen
1:49:02 - Chip + Ollie find the treasury door
1:58:26 - ABDULL!
2:01:20 - Initiative, Shit's fucked
2:02:24 - THE HORSE
2:03:07 - End of Ep
2:03:10 - Patreon
Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up (even the bullshit ones lol)
Gillion Tidestrider
Moisture Master
Pigeon Lord
Hero of Wheat
Champion of the Deep
The One
The Chosen One
Hero of the Undersea
Warrior of Rock and Roll
Champion of the Undersea
Award winning, gold star singer and songwriter of gillion and the tidestriders
Generally Chosen
Hero of the Deep
Water Warrior
Singer Songwriter, Artist on The Hole in your Heart
Wet Man
Soon to Be Paramount Champion
Third Wheel (31/32 rolled)
Paramount Champion
A Chum of Chibo and Chums
Paramount Chumpion
Wetman
Fillion Gistrider
Healer of the Sick
Serpent Rider
Brother of Dugon
Loffinlot liberator
Pretzel Carrier
Leviathan Tamer
Dismantler of Evil
Capitalism Hater
Royalty Assassinator
Defenstrator of the Adulterous
i cannot wait to see what ollie will name this horse
Does anyone else miss the old cheesy intros where they would do a brief recap as one of their characters?
yeah ngl i preferred those
They died 😢
Listened to this episode on a flight home, never had to hold in so many laughs on a plane before
hang in there bizly pequeno, you got this
This whole arc has been an absolute fever dream. I LOVE IT
School recently started, so I'm going to be _SO_ late to the episodes. That being said:
Oh my god that intro was amazing! But I'm scared for the rest
41:57 im have a theory and a pretty sad one too
olivers father was the captain of the black rose pirates
Omg that'd be really cool and kind of sad to see if it turns out to be true. Don't think the timeline matches up though
Is no one gonna talk about the call back to the first episode when they first start planning the robbery?
This is the first video I'm watching as it came out after I finished catching up!
I keep looking over everytime I hear "Gillion" because my name is "Guillan"
Your last name better be Tuidestrider I swear to god/j
Okay, so, hear me out here, but I’d love to see you guys do a guest show with the JackSepticEye. He’s talked about wanting to do DND in the past, and I think there’s a good chance of him accepting and having a blast. Anyway, that would probably be my favorite episode, if it could happen. But otherwise, I’ve been listening to you guys on Spotify for a while, and I love what you’re doing. Thanks for all the effort! :D
@@Ave-S my fingers are perpetually crossed.
Isn't Alphonse the name of the metal boy in Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood...
Bc if so... I love that
why did I have a dream that this was realised today? I don't even know when their schedule is. How tf did I call this? I've never been happier, in all honesty. I just caught up a week ago and literally nothing else was on my mind but- "I wonder what the crews gonna do next". Anyway, let's see how deranged Gillion get in this ep! Lets gooo!
Edit: Absolutely loved this ep! Such a banger! I love how Oli has just been continuously swearing these past episodes, mans gonna get in so much trouble when he gets home.
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The whole translated scene was hilarious! And then the kid as the king!? Caught me off guard.
WHY MR FROGTAPUS RACER MAN< YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
51:30 the crew being great dad material to ollie
Music timestamps:
unfortunately I don't know every song/track in existence, so if you know the song tell me in the replies that would be greatly appreciated :)
0:05- Sunshade, City of Pleasures (Octopath Traveler)
6:30- Discord (Octopath Traveler)
01:08:55- How Amusing! (Octopath Traveler)
Old Man Earl's Patreon reading- A Settlement in the Red Bluffs (Octopath Traveler)
I'm finished with the episode and those were all the songs I recognized. If a timestamp is not listed and you know the song, please tell me!
Tysm, I've always wondered what song they used (Sunshade, City of Pleasures) since they used it in the old campaign
Charlie just starng into my soul at the intro is a fkn mood
When chip and Ollie are looking through the window it reminds me of the wet bandits in home alone
The callback to the first episode was epic
Am i the only one who has just realised that there hasnt been a midroll for a few episodes.
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.
i fucking adore the thumbnails for this channel my god!!
thumbnail has me so excited
so right now their gang is a robot, a 12 year old who looks 17, an ex-gambler, a fish, a twink, and a Ginger?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also a bird and the best member of all, the true chosen one: a frogtapus
I love king gillion hope he comes back sometime
(Edit: dude this has to be my fav episode by far..So far too lol)
theres a horse loose in the castle
49:04 oh my god it's that same scene from episode one
Can I just say that this is probably one of my favorite jrwi episodes.
This is such a good episode omg!!! Loving the campaign :D
21:08 so… squid pope
Stallion Tidestrider!!!
missed opportunity to say "i got the horses in the bag"
this is my favorite episode of this campaign
The Grim Fandango music in the background is everything for me. Love that soundtrack.
bestie wake up, new jrwi episode dropped
i'm calling it the king is already dead and the dudes are trying to cover it up
YOO I GOT IT