Rabbits Aren’t As Cute As You Think

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  • @fbichan9418
    @fbichan9418 3 роки тому +4385

    It's hilarious how one guy single handedly destroyed reputations of the most loved animals alive while elevating the most hated animals.

    • @unholyrat3909
      @unholyrat3909 3 роки тому +215

      he was spittin facts about rats though, rats are the best

    • @yuvrajsingh8960
      @yuvrajsingh8960 3 роки тому +111

      ive always new how great hyenas are, and I was so happy when he talked about them!

    • @j0an-07-arc6
      @j0an-07-arc6 3 роки тому +99

      Oh wait until he gets to dolphins haha I fucking hate dolphins

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 3 роки тому +60

      "they'll go to war over a gym sock"
      are ferrets a common pet for goblins

    • @justsomerat1493
      @justsomerat1493 3 роки тому +7

      @@unholyrat3909 yes correct

  • @luckizodak
    @luckizodak 3 роки тому +6378

    Meanwhile in a alternative reality:
    “Humans aren’t as cute as you think”

  • @endergamer7483
    @endergamer7483 Рік тому +610

    Correct me if I am wrong:
    The reasons sharks don’t attack those who are menstruating is because period blood is just the uterine lining shedding and is chemically different than regular blood.

    • @klltx2001
      @klltx2001 Рік тому +82

      Yup yup, not the same thing.

    • @theaxolotlinthetoaster
      @theaxolotlinthetoaster Рік тому +155

      Makes sense because it smells 10x worse then normal blood

    • @endergamer7483
      @endergamer7483 Рік тому +61

      @@theaxolotlinthetoaster it definitely would have a different smell than blood.

    • @alosialee
      @alosialee Рік тому +15

      I'm not sure this always applies. Case and point, the komodo dragon.

    • @roseabee7503
      @roseabee7503 Рік тому +23

      @@alosialee So fun fact, in recent years, it has been discovered the Komodo Dragon doesn't actually have bacteria infested saliva, it's actually venomous.

  • @DJ_Mystic
    @DJ_Mystic 2 роки тому +43

    My sister has a pet axolotl. Her mother-in-law hooked her up. When she first got it, she considered naming it "Echo", but now she just calls it "Fish".

  • @notsurewhattonamethis4617
    @notsurewhattonamethis4617 3 роки тому +5030

    Human baby: *kicks*
    Mom: aww how cute!
    Baby rabbit: *also kicks*
    Mother Rabbit: *so you have chosen death*

    • @Surfermario
      @Surfermario 3 роки тому +318

      Mother rabbit: whats another night? I can make more. Think mark, think! What will you have if you scare me?
      Baby rabbit mark: I'd have you mom.

    • @jjang.katsumi.1495
      @jjang.katsumi.1495 2 роки тому +25

      @@Surfermario 😂

    • @delanovanraalte3186
      @delanovanraalte3186 2 роки тому +51

      If an rabbit annoys his mother to much it gets eaten and the strongest get the food first

    • @vanielgodfrey9049
      @vanielgodfrey9049 2 роки тому +4

      @@Surfermario Woow lol

    • @cherellevanhanegin3799
      @cherellevanhanegin3799 2 роки тому +11

      This isn't actually true if a baby bunny annoys it's mom it gets kicked not eaten I'm sure wild rabbits do that though not domestic rabbits

  • @Bugermanchi
    @Bugermanchi 3 роки тому +7602

    Me: aww that's cute
    Hood nature : well actually

    • @mangothearticfox5323
      @mangothearticfox5323 3 роки тому +11

      @Its_me that's food? nvm i just got to the part

    • @Bugermanchi
      @Bugermanchi 3 роки тому +3

      @Its_me actually it was nature hood at first then edited. I think it's because nature hood is easier to think of than hood nature

    • @zawuorudo4049
      @zawuorudo4049 3 роки тому

      @Its_me whts his Tik tok

    • @zawuorudo4049
      @zawuorudo4049 3 роки тому

      @Its_me ty

    • @cam65941
      @cam65941 3 роки тому +3

      Atleast rabbits don't murk ppl

  • @thetowerstillstands
    @thetowerstillstands 2 роки тому +91

    Very proud of you. You've accomplished a _lot_ through social media and taught so many.

  • @lauram3115
    @lauram3115 2 роки тому +39

    This is by far the best nature channel on UA-cam. He needs his own Netflix show! Love this guy!!! 😆❤️

  • @norb3695
    @norb3695 2 роки тому +3439

    "Hyenas will seek out the friends of their friends to make new friends"
    When an animal has a better social life than you

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 роки тому +75

      You’ll get there in time. Hang in there, bro.

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 роки тому +2

      @@baileyt2249 not if you’re a hyena there isn’t lmao

    • @hyenaclan19
      @hyenaclan19 2 роки тому +29

      @@thatkidwiththehoodie actually there is. The highest rankining male to the lower ranking female.

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 2 роки тому +63

      They arent burdened with the shortcomings that modern society puts on humans, so of course they do

    • @asliceofwholewheatbread
      @asliceofwholewheatbread 2 роки тому +8

      😆😄😅🤣😂

  • @AvidFanOfLap-sama1412
    @AvidFanOfLap-sama1412 3 роки тому +1028

    This guy didn’t even need 1 minute to ruin a rabbit he just needed 10 seconds lol.

    • @faxgirl4666
      @faxgirl4666 3 роки тому +23

      Lmao but most people already know that ons fact

    • @hazeldiez7778
      @hazeldiez7778 3 роки тому +12

      5 seconds that word is 'they eat each other'

  • @johnschmitt5259
    @johnschmitt5259 Рік тому +7

    His use of descriptive metaphors is absolutely hilarious! Every time I watch a new story he sneaks a new one in. And btw I've borrowed several already. I'll be using "his head and body will get divorced " thank you and keep it coming!

  • @cassandralyris4918
    @cassandralyris4918 2 роки тому +20

    Damn, the friendship between Arthur and Buster sure seems different now...

    • @roseabee7503
      @roseabee7503 Рік тому +5

      And why there seems to be so many rabbit characters in the series more than any other animal.

  • @dukeapplecore9401
    @dukeapplecore9401 3 роки тому +2583

    1:27 “ it’s because those claws are good for digging up food and digging out graves “
    The moral of the story is don’t fuck with the ant-bear.

    • @annikahill1
      @annikahill1 3 роки тому +11

      "Calls"

    • @dukeapplecore9401
      @dukeapplecore9401 3 роки тому +27

      @@annikahill1 excuse my ignorance I can’t English even though I’m in an English honors 3 class.

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 роки тому +14

      Don't fuck with any bear

    • @lcfishing859
      @lcfishing859 3 роки тому +11

      They got us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @dukeapplecore9401
      @dukeapplecore9401 3 роки тому +4

      @@lcfishing859 I love that meme.

  • @sheebeebug
    @sheebeebug 3 роки тому +5734

    Him: “Rabbits aren’t as cute as you think”
    Me went from owning 2 rabbits to about 100 in 6 months: “Understandable.”

  • @frankieking3133
    @frankieking3133 2 роки тому +22

    rabbits are the actual demons of earth.
    0:55 just like quagmire.

  • @hellcritter6668
    @hellcritter6668 Рік тому +11

    YES HYENAS DESERVE SO MUCH MORE LOVE THANK YOU

  • @Nah_id_win_883
    @Nah_id_win_883 3 роки тому +6306

    Me everytime when i disscouver that my favourite animals are actually demon spawn: at least the babies are cute.

    • @jersonspie3438
      @jersonspie3438 3 роки тому +499

      Fun fact especially for you then!
      Baby snakes are actually worse than grown snakes because unlike normal snakes who will only inject you with a little bit of venom to incapacitate you baby's dont know how to hold back so they'll inject you with all of it killing you much quicker

    • @DaijiSann__
      @DaijiSann__ 3 роки тому +354

      @@jersonspie3438 hey at least the agony is shorter

    • @roninsanimations6231
      @roninsanimations6231 3 роки тому +62

      @@DaijiSann__ Lol

    • @asquri5959
      @asquri5959 3 роки тому +120

      @@jersonspie3438 But that depends on the type of snake, not every single snake are venomous.

    • @fengsanlian6514
      @fengsanlian6514 3 роки тому +38

      *disscouver
      Never see seen a word so butchered before

  • @neilclerk2579
    @neilclerk2579 3 роки тому +1971

    "Hyenas will seek out the friends of their friends to make new friends" Well goddamn if that ain't the most precious thing

    • @thekindlykobold
      @thekindlykobold 3 роки тому +138

      Also though one thing about hyenas is that their Hierarchy is super sad. Females' lifespan is almost double a male's as they are harassed and abused by the females. Female hyenas even have a faux peen to help with that abuse, and the males are basically only used for reproduction.

    • @lobotomy_p0p801
      @lobotomy_p0p801 3 роки тому +87

      @Ayesha Depay how do you think that's awesome??

    • @SprinkleMyDoughnuts
      @SprinkleMyDoughnuts 3 роки тому +80

      @@thekindlykobold In other species, the females got the shorter end of the stick. So knowing that it's reversed with Hyenas, is quite intresting.

    • @slenderhatesmillennials195
      @slenderhatesmillennials195 3 роки тому +39

      @@SprinkleMyDoughnuts you clearly have not researched what life is like for the vast majority of male bug species and various species of fish.

    • @SprinkleMyDoughnuts
      @SprinkleMyDoughnuts 3 роки тому +47

      @@slenderhatesmillennials195 Have I ever specified that I was referring to fish or insects? No I did not. With 'other species' I was merely using it loosely to refer to certain species where this is the case and not all of them so sit down.

  • @Cowboy_Carter06
    @Cowboy_Carter06 Рік тому +53

    Lions’ whole demeanor is what makes them royalty. The saying “fake it till you make it” has never been more true. Lol They are definitely my favorite animal.

  • @Fuzz82
    @Fuzz82 Рік тому +12

    I had a pet rabbit who didn't even like carrots. He always took a few small bites and then, meh..... And he wasn't afraid to dish out a flying roundhouse kick or a headbutt when you did something he didn't like. But other than this, still very cute.

  • @theplaguegamer6216
    @theplaguegamer6216 3 роки тому +1664

    True Fact: in African mythology their version of the werewolf myth is the werehyena but they are hyenas that turn into people

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 роки тому +38

      Cool 😁

    • @haremking7256
      @haremking7256 3 роки тому +53

      There is no African mythology,mention the country or the tribe dumbass

    • @ludotau9077
      @ludotau9077 3 роки тому +9

      @@haremking7256 maybe is wild spread enough in many tribes and countries

    • @zanetapenny8388
      @zanetapenny8388 3 роки тому +95

      @@ludotau9077 It isn't. I'm African and have lived/visited several African countries and I've never heard of it. Would be nice to know what tribe/region it's from.

    • @BelkanEngineere
      @BelkanEngineere 3 роки тому +3

      @@zanetapenny8388 yeah same

  • @ballaaaaaa
    @ballaaaaaa 3 роки тому +5245

    This guy is simultaneously my favorite and my most hated person on youtube right now

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 роки тому +89

      Lol why he ruining animals for you

    • @vaquishers
      @vaquishers 3 роки тому +283

      @@Yahirplaysminecraft he ruined vanilla for me

    • @darylgreer5184
      @darylgreer5184 3 роки тому +193

      @@Yahirplaysminecraft he ruined peanut butter

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 роки тому +45

      @@vaquishers he said it pretty much never happens

    • @jaredsciguy1634
      @jaredsciguy1634 3 роки тому +61

      My "most hated" is that fukin man soap guy, clever marketing, but if I see him irl I might swing on sight

  • @gwyn9846
    @gwyn9846 2 роки тому +40

    I'm chiming in!
    Everything this young man said about rabbits- YES! I have an English Mastiff named Beauregarde. He is a giant! He has a 60" neck circumference. A 75" chest. He weighed 265 lbs...until...I decided to get him a little companion in the form of a brown Holland Lop bunny. His name started out as Cinnamon Bun.
    In the past two years, he quickly established full dominance of the second floor of our townhouse. At first, he made it clear that his street name was to be Thugz Bunny but we have to call him Horus. Beauregarde is down to 125 lbs and has gone gray. He takes heart medication now. I am being held on the second floor hallway by Horus for the purposes of cleaning his castle, grooming him and petting him constantly. He continues to r a p e a stuffed pillow and there is defecation everywhere!! He must constantly have fresh hay, fresh water, fresh green kale and banana chips. I can't say anything more. I think he hears everything I do and say. He's vicious!! Do NOT think for a single moment that they are harmless!!! 🐰 😢 🐰 😨 🐰 🙏 🐰

  • @ekaj_youtube
    @ekaj_youtube Рік тому +11

    I've had 8 rabbits over the course of my life and I can say, He's right, they'll even "do the deed" to most things fluffy, teddys, clothes.

    • @roseabee7503
      @roseabee7503 Рік тому +6

      Chickens. I had to chase a wild hare away from my laying hens because he wouldn't stop trying to mount them while they were on their eggs.

  • @weasel1822
    @weasel1822 3 роки тому +2903

    The carrot thing is actually real and serious for rabbits tho. We had a lady at the pet store I worked at accidentally murk her baby bunny by feeding it nothing but fruits and veggies in ONE WEEK of purchasing it and she came back crying her eyes out.

    • @lachlansisson8619
      @lachlansisson8619 3 роки тому +531

      Clearly she wasnt ready for a rabbit holy hell

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 3 роки тому +664

      This is why you should do research on a pet you’re about to get

    • @tinybird2413
      @tinybird2413 3 роки тому +241

      @@birb2197 I wish more people did this!

    • @ak.a4610
      @ak.a4610 3 роки тому +41

      What does murk mean

    • @birb2197
      @birb2197 3 роки тому +159

      @@ak.a4610 killed, i thiink

  • @Wolf_Operations
    @Wolf_Operations 2 роки тому +1777

    Fun fact: when an Australian sent the British a platypus and they thought they sent him a rat with a duck bill sewn on

    • @L.a.77
      @L.a.77 2 роки тому +78

      😂 poor platypus

    • @Wolf_Operations
      @Wolf_Operations 2 роки тому +61

      @@L.a.77 THat would be a strange convo don't you think

    • @L.a.77
      @L.a.77 2 роки тому +19

      @@Wolf_Operations very

    • @only1progamer858
      @only1progamer858 2 роки тому +120

      @@Wolf_Operations
      “So um…it seems that you sent us a rat with a duck bill sewn on?”
      “Oh no sir, that duck bill came with the rat.”
      “What The *Bleep*-“

    • @Wolf_Operations
      @Wolf_Operations 2 роки тому +9

      @@only1progamer858 lol

  • @agirlandherdog98
    @agirlandherdog98 2 роки тому +7

    FYI on wild rabbits: all of them (at least in the US) are brown and smaller than a typical domestic rabbit. If you see a rabbit with other coloring (or even sometimes a brown rabbit) it is likely a domestic rabbit. In this case, it's best to call a rabbit rescue so they can wrangle the rabbit. The coloring of some domestic buns (like white) also prevents them from camouflaging thus sticking out to a predator strolling by. Additionally, domestic rabbits don't really have the survival skills of a wild rabbit.

  • @steffangls
    @steffangls Рік тому +11

    2:40 we are poisonous to frogs?

  • @kyuuneos414
    @kyuuneos414 3 роки тому +8876

    I've actually met a giant anteater. I was a child at the time and was terrified, but my family gave it beer and it left peacefully.

    • @argo9721
      @argo9721 3 роки тому +725

      🗿

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton 3 роки тому +744

      @@2isthebestnumber99 wait a minute

    • @adayg8367
      @adayg8367 3 роки тому +388

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @mill4318
      @mill4318 3 роки тому +640

      @@JustaDislikeButton Something ain't right

    • @MiguelAngel-go4ck
      @MiguelAngel-go4ck 3 роки тому +554

      Honestly i dont know what i would do in that situation so i dont blame your family for ruffi'ng him

  • @Aitomy
    @Aitomy 3 роки тому +477

    "Rabbits are herbivores"
    Rabbits eating their offsprings alive and their very poop
    ANYWAY

    • @jaydee6574
      @jaydee6574 3 роки тому +53

      I mean, their poop are basically just fiber and badly digested plants so the poop part doesn't cancel the herbivore...the babies however...

    • @phatlewt2932
      @phatlewt2932 3 роки тому +7

      @@jaydee6574 what if the poop are the babies

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 2 роки тому +20

      Technically, very few animals are entirely herbivores.

    • @Ritsuemaru
      @Ritsuemaru 2 роки тому +29

      Obligate herbivores are actually extremely rare in nature. Deer will eat meat if given the chance.

    • @Tunabreath2001
      @Tunabreath2001 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ritsuemaru I was about to say this, there's a video of a deer eating a live bird without the graphic detail

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Рік тому +6

    2:47 Hi, zoologist here. This is false, birds actually have a very good sense of smell. It's just that mama birds don't care cuz frankly, there are plenty of stranger smells up in that nest.

  • @mstr293
    @mstr293 Рік тому +5

    7:40 That thing female ferrets have is literally the "H*ntai Girl Syndrome" in real life!

  • @AxelWedstar411
    @AxelWedstar411 2 роки тому +467

    Harley Quinn having a pet hyena just got more plausible.

    • @DnDM-
      @DnDM- 2 роки тому +28

      2 pet hyenas

    • @bec5006
      @bec5006 2 роки тому +46

      It’s brilliant cause as someone who’d done psychology she’d probably know all that about them 😂

    • @djantouahmed7319
      @djantouahmed7319 2 роки тому +3

      @@bec5006 but did she study animal behaviour?

    • @bec5006
      @bec5006 2 роки тому +32

      @@djantouahmed7319 quite possibly. Even just in year 11 psych we studied animal tendencies as well as humans; I believe that’s where I first learnt about hyenas

    • @djantouahmed7319
      @djantouahmed7319 2 роки тому +2

      @@bec5006 I learn about them, via animals' documentaries.

  • @scribble71891
    @scribble71891 3 роки тому +1729

    I love his blank stare after he talks about someone having a ferret in their pants for 5 hours plus.

    • @donottrustanyonelol
      @donottrustanyonelol 2 роки тому +18

      Nvm don’t explain

    • @bubblesnblossom5233
      @bubblesnblossom5233 2 роки тому +56

      My legit reaction too after hearing that! Brain wtf'd, then rebooted 😂

    • @glenfoxh
      @glenfoxh 2 роки тому +7

      Makes me wonder how many women have tried it, or if that's just a guy thing?
      One of a few thing that makes me wonder is, seeing a video some time ago, where a little girl loved to put frogs in her diaper, many all at one time. This fascination may not have died as she got older, and I have no doubt she's not the only one who has done such in their lifetime.

    • @kamareecole7859
      @kamareecole7859 2 роки тому +2

      What gender had a ferret in their pants

    • @plumpo4047
      @plumpo4047 2 роки тому +6

      @Yana Milenova probably some horrible form of CBT

  • @xemina7877
    @xemina7877 Рік тому +11

    10:00 fine by me, it’s just extra protein 💪🏾

  • @carmaela2689
    @carmaela2689 Рік тому +4

    It's true. My sister and ai had two bunnies and my father built a huge giant rabbit pen for them. They weren't stressed. Very spoiled in fact. They were meant to be two boys but turned out that mine was a female. We found out when she birthed a bunch of babies. I was the one to discover them....with all their heads eaten off. Very traumatic for a ten year old lol

  • @idiotinfrontofadesk1583
    @idiotinfrontofadesk1583 2 роки тому +932

    Funniest thing he forgot to mention is how the platypus is so bizarre, that it was considered a cryptid before scientists were capable of revealing its existence to the public.

    • @eaglesfan701
      @eaglesfan701 2 роки тому +98

      Yeah a guy sent one to a animal researcher back when they were discovered and he looked for stitches

    • @drswag0076
      @drswag0076 2 роки тому +30

      and i'm guessing they heard stories from aboriginals who saw it often.

    • @pythoncasey
      @pythoncasey 2 роки тому +1

      I make a joke that platypuses are a conspiracy because "I did my own research and found out those British scientists claimed it was all just a communist hoax." I also live in Australia and have seen two wild platypus

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 Рік тому +3

      i remember visiting an old benedectine monastery which had a huge library(naturally) and a wunderkammer too(basically a cabinet of curiosities). They had sirens there, flying cats, a "dragon" and all kinds of stitched up monsters, but apparently when they were offered a platypus they didn't buy it because they thought they were pulling their legs. Can't blame them tbh

  • @AutiStyx
    @AutiStyx 3 роки тому +532

    This is why I want to carry a minigun everywhere I go

    • @pradawithano
      @pradawithano 3 роки тому +12

      What, for the rabbits?

    • @rolph5967
      @rolph5967 3 роки тому +15

      Like the Heavy

    • @AutiStyx
      @AutiStyx 3 роки тому +7

      @@rolph5967 YES

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 3 роки тому +11

      Listen you have nothing to worry about... Just... Uhmm... Just don't die anywhere near rabbits... They may "mate" with your dead body.... And that's just unpleasant... Otherwise you good

    • @AutiStyx
      @AutiStyx 3 роки тому +1

      @@claudewinters2091 thanks I’m terrified

  • @coyote311
    @coyote311 Рік тому +5

    I noticed this is the first time you have ever even brought up a salamander in one of your videos. Any chance of covering them in an upcoming one? They seem like they could be full of interesting facts! Plus they are just so darn cute!

  • @Chich798
    @Chich798 Рік тому +4

    6:55 me being happy to be Nigerian ❤

  • @CrasherHasCrashed
    @CrasherHasCrashed 2 роки тому +1312

    Everyone who watched Monty Python knew rabbits aren't just cute

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 2 роки тому +28

      “It *is* the rabbit!”

    • @NoNameTaken117
      @NoNameTaken117 2 роки тому +45

      I mean what can a white rabbit do? Strike my neck and kill me?

    • @thevillageidiot_the_room
      @thevillageidiot_the_room 2 роки тому +4

      yes

    • @mj_jm4336
      @mj_jm4336 2 роки тому +15

      @@NoNameTaken117 watch out what you wish or say because it might become real

    • @jigsawvoorhees5724
      @jigsawvoorhees5724 2 роки тому +10

      Where is it is it behind the rabbit?

  • @frozenbinarystudio
    @frozenbinarystudio 2 роки тому +1643

    So Axolotl is a Pokemon.
    In order to evolve it you need an Iodine Stone.

    • @acausalwoopersimp2870
      @acausalwoopersimp2870 2 роки тому +72

      Yes and its name is..... WOOPER!

    • @EvidentlySo
      @EvidentlySo 2 роки тому +33

      POKÉMON IS REAL

    • @FalcoNat
      @FalcoNat 2 роки тому +28

      Now you’ll need an Iodine Stone to evolve Wooper into Quagsire.

    • @Eminster
      @Eminster 2 роки тому +7

      @@FalcoNat quagsire is more of a giant salamander

    • @vonlouisdiaz6131
      @vonlouisdiaz6131 2 роки тому +15

      @@Eminster Mudkip is the one a lot more similar to Axolotl

  • @bewater8966
    @bewater8966 2 роки тому +5

    I low key love how the way he is saying all this stuff sounds remarkably similar to the side effect bit of pharmaceutical commercials. As Tom Waits says, the large print giveth and the small print taketh away. Weirdly appropriate, right? lol

  • @filippofittipaldi8050
    @filippofittipaldi8050 Рік тому +1

    Love his delivery and his animal facts. Hilarious comments too. I had no idea I needed this channel. 👍

  • @xanderdoss5665
    @xanderdoss5665 3 роки тому +536

    "Cosby the corpse" is the best thing ive ever heard

    • @unchained8491
      @unchained8491 3 роки тому +29

      I’d say worst thing I heard.

    • @BackBeater
      @BackBeater 3 роки тому +4

      Ew

    • @xanderdoss5665
      @xanderdoss5665 3 роки тому +1

      @@BackBeater ikr

    • @lynxii3234
      @lynxii3234 3 роки тому +1

      i didnt even know what it meant till i saw the video uh-

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 2 роки тому +2

      @@lynxii3234 For context, Bill Cosby (comedian) was charged for multiple rapes by drugging women unconscious...

  • @wispxrs3344
    @wispxrs3344 3 роки тому +737

    Also,
    Rabbits will sleep with their eyes open, and scare the CRAP out of you.
    Sometimes, their eyes roll back into their heads and it’ll look like they’re dead!

    • @samfoulks2921
      @samfoulks2921 2 роки тому +25

      Guinea pigs can do this too!

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 2 роки тому +13

      At least they're cute looking...

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 2 роки тому +10

      At least the babies are cute!

    • @suugiart
      @suugiart 2 роки тому +17

      Sometimes I like to just sit beside my rabbit and it'll take me too long to realize he's sleeping.
      And then I'm scared to move because I don't wanna bother him.

    • @wispxrs3344
      @wispxrs3344 2 роки тому +3

      @@suugiart Same!!! My bunny gets pissed if I wake him up lol!

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 2 роки тому +6

    I’ve been chased out of a petting zoo by a rabbit that turned carnivorous once.
    Also, what self-care app is that at 1:48, is it available on iPhone, and is it free (and like, actually free, not “free to download, but you have to pay to a subscription to use any of the features”)?

  • @angstywolf6078
    @angstywolf6078 2 роки тому +4

    I have two rabbits, there are much more stuff you could go on about, just about domesticated rabbits...
    The stares, the positions, the fact that rabbits sleep with their eyes open...

  • @dharmeshmistry342
    @dharmeshmistry342 2 роки тому +920

    “Goose Ferret” is actually a really accurate description of a Platypus.

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 2 роки тому +550

    "Rabbits aren't as cute as you think"
    Alas, "Watership Down" has already taught me this

    • @gallerycatstudios8018
      @gallerycatstudios8018 2 роки тому +16

      Oh Lord, not that cursed film

    • @nyancat.123
      @nyancat.123 2 роки тому +29

      @@gallerycatstudios8018 Watership Down wasn't cursed. It had a really good story.

    • @gewels
      @gewels 2 роки тому +17

      @@gallerycatstudios8018 the book... the book is SO much better.

    • @gaydepressedcat1501
      @gaydepressedcat1501 2 роки тому +8

      *Cries in traumatized*

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 2 роки тому +41

      @@nyancat.123 it was cursed if you were shown it as a kid because the advertisements were so misleading that it made it look like a happy kid's cartoon. Especially so with Plague Dogs.
      "Escape to a different world... and share the adventure of a lifetime."
      "A special kind of movie magic from the creators of 'Watership Down' "
      Like come on, they knew damn well what they were doing with that genie-level double entendre.

  • @victoriafandom5899
    @victoriafandom5899 Рік тому +3

    I actually met some rabbits today and they were very peaceful and a bit scared of the people approaching

  • @Exotic_butter-ih4zp
    @Exotic_butter-ih4zp 13 днів тому +1

    I’m traumatized by these videos but I still follow 💀💀

  • @breaddddd1
    @breaddddd1 2 роки тому +1683

    "I'm not even gonna argue this.Y'all are the same people that thought Kong had a chance against an atomic flamethrower with armor" and even with plot armor Kong lost lol.

    • @-TheUnkownUser
      @-TheUnkownUser 2 роки тому +46

      #TeamGodzilla since i was a child lol...

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 2 роки тому +17

      @@-TheUnkownUser hell yeah brother

    • @thunderee6780
      @thunderee6780 2 роки тому +30

      I like kong but dis is true. Team gojira :D

    • @spiralheadshot5543
      @spiralheadshot5543 2 роки тому +14

      Team Godzilla

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 2 роки тому +55

      Anyone who saw both movies know the truth
      Godzilla razed a city to the ground, King Kong got iced by a plane older than your grandma

  • @luci_datum
    @luci_datum 3 роки тому +517

    I once saved a baby bird that fell from the nest
    It was a grackle and it had fallen at least one story from the roof of a home depot. I watched people pass it by, glancing at it or ignoring it. I stepped in to check on it while an entire flock of the fuckers surrounded me, anxiously hopping about on their perches. It was alive, just stunned, and strikingly had no broken bones. It was in severe shock so I went to the store nearby, got some cat food and warm water, soaked said food and let the grackle eat that while I gave it a sponge bath to remove the mites all over the poor thing. After all of that I had an employee return the baby to as high as we could manage, on top of a palate, and the birds eventually picked it up and returned it to the nest. Fun day.

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 2 роки тому +56

      It's an awesome feeling ain't it? I regularly help sea birds with fishing tackle stuck on them. The pelicans will walk up to me and let me help them. All the other birds fight me like their life depends on it. 90% of the public looks at me like I'm crazy for doing it.

    • @inertiaking1
      @inertiaking1 2 роки тому +8

      Grackle is an odd name for a bird.

    • @jonsohan1954
      @jonsohan1954 2 роки тому +4

      For some reason I felt the others would consume the birbo because you touched it

    • @luci_datum
      @luci_datum 2 роки тому +33

      @@jonsohan1954 common misconception, but no, birds won't just deny their baby because a person touched it. Bad sense of smell and all that. Just don't compromise the nest and you're set

    • @komrade223
      @komrade223 2 роки тому +12

      Thank you for helping a little bird. I do tree work and on occasion we cut down trees with nests. It is always heart breaking and we try to place any babies somewhere safe for their parents. My boss was even contracted to climb trees to check for hawk nests and eggs before an interstate intersection was put it. He told me he found eggs once, and momma was making her distaste known with screeches as he was taking a photo. Thankfully, him finding those eggs kept the construction from going through until they left the nest. Yes, a multi million dollar interstate project was rescheduled because of Red Tailed Hawk eggs.

  • @jamesbillingsby8043
    @jamesbillingsby8043 Рік тому +1

    Glad you psted this, I have a story time froim my youth. When I was young my mom got me a rabbit, and we got a second one. They were so sweet and I really loved them. Even though we kept them seperate they somehow matted. I found the mother giving birth and I was so happy and exstatic. Then it got really dark. I went down to check on everyone and she was eating one of the babies. Luckily she only ate the leg off, me and my mother took all the babies to the vet. They bandaged up ones leg, I named him stumpy. We tried raising them ourselves but sadly they all passed away. Was a very traumatizing experience for me, and that day I realized how crazy nature really is.
    Miss you Flicky, Nightengale and all the babies that didn't make it.
    Flicky sadly passed away from a heart attack during a thunder storm, genuinely scared him to death apparently.

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 2 роки тому +2

    "Cosby the corpse'' 😭

  • @makapaka_madafaka_
    @makapaka_madafaka_ 3 роки тому +307

    "bears can probably outdrink you"
    Slavs: allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 3 роки тому +5

      Bet you the contest has already happened

    • @makapaka_madafaka_
      @makapaka_madafaka_ 3 роки тому +30

      @@WretchedRedoran of course it happened. We are slavs.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 3 роки тому +30

      Slav Bears: No, allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @Godzilla-bu1vj
      @Godzilla-bu1vj 3 роки тому +4

      @@mr.outlaw231 the Slavs outdrink them too

    • @makapaka_madafaka_
      @makapaka_madafaka_ 3 роки тому +6

      @Backlash1818 Mobile Gaming Channel i know. Wojtek. In Monte Cassino. I am Polish. I know my shit.

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu 2 роки тому +1101

    Axelottl 1: *accidently eats Legg of axelottl 2* Ow sorry man
    Axelottl 2: no prob, will grow back

    • @Ziixie
      @Ziixie 2 роки тому +37

      I am this close to making a spelling correction but I also wanna laugh

    • @obsessed.577
      @obsessed.577 2 роки тому +5

      @@Ziixie 😂

    • @obsessed.577
      @obsessed.577 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ziixie -t

    • @kurushimee
      @kurushimee 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ziixie I'm in pain actually

    • @lion_5542
      @lion_5542 2 роки тому +14

      This comment is better because of the misspellings imo. /pos

  • @22132
    @22132 Рік тому +1

    POV: your favorite animal is a platypus and you already knew all that stuff but hearing my guy describing it the way he does- it’s weird

  • @HermitGod369
    @HermitGod369 Рік тому +1

    That's a honey badger, part of the weasel family. They are fearless

  • @jele38
    @jele38 3 роки тому +384

    "if a grizzly bare slap the neck of a gorilla his head and body be going through a divorce" that shit had me WEAK BROO

  • @haydenanderson2228
    @haydenanderson2228 3 роки тому +795

    Ever since I’ve watched hood nature I’ve been a god at animal based lessons in school and everyone is like “wtf how do know all that”

    • @darthfilms3213
      @darthfilms3213 3 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @TheGamerClown
      @TheGamerClown 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @brendanyuki1059
      @brendanyuki1059 3 роки тому +58

      ITS A CURSE TO EVERY TIME WE HAVE A ANIMAL BASED PROJECT THEY ALWAYS ASK ME CAUSE I AM KNOWN AS THE “ANIMAL GUY”

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 3 роки тому +16

      He's not the only one cursed with knowledge

    • @darthfilms3213
      @darthfilms3213 3 роки тому +7

      @@geekymetalhead5112 yeah well, My only curse is being called Animal dude

  • @OrangeSpaceNewt
    @OrangeSpaceNewt 2 роки тому +1

    I'm still over here waiting for the puffins getting ruined and I'm convinced puffins are perfect 🌟

  • @messyjoy899
    @messyjoy899 Рік тому +1

    Even thou I knew rabbits have dark sides to them that still isn't gonna stop me from loving my pet rabbit Milo. He would popcorn / jump on our carpet and he licked and rubbed his chin around our fingers. Heck I remember one time I cried and he came up to me and licked my cheek (yes I washed my face after that, but it was still sweet). Unfortunately we had to put him to sleep because he had tumor on his kidney. For a rabbit he had a more personality of a dog and the 4 years we spent together I will always treasure❤🐰

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 3 роки тому +496

    Rabbits can make Coco Puffs for FREE. You can’t tell me rabbits aren’t cool

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 3 роки тому +21

      Aren't Coco Puffs the wolf, and Trix the rabbit?
      Edit: Nevermind, I was right, but unfortunately so were you.

    • @ultradeathboy
      @ultradeathboy 3 роки тому +14

      @@marmyeater cocoa puffs are that bird that always goes "I'm cooko for cocoa puffs"

    • @marmyeater
      @marmyeater 3 роки тому +5

      @@ultradeathboy Ok, so I was only right about the rabbit then. Thanks.

    • @bun-bun8080
      @bun-bun8080 3 роки тому +5

      As the owner of one I can confirm

    • @Border_Hoppr
      @Border_Hoppr 3 роки тому +3

      R/cursedcomments

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 3 роки тому +146

    I swear platypus just get more and more obscure the further you research into them.

    • @pavkata9568
      @pavkata9568 3 роки тому +25

      its like nature wasnt satisfied with how much animals she has so she decided to make one more but because she used all good stock she used whatever was in storage

    • @ayrfold7697
      @ayrfold7697 3 роки тому +8

      Wait...a platypus? Hmmmm *magic hat appears* Perry the platypus?!?!

    • @Mr-__-Sy
      @Mr-__-Sy 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like the first guy to find a platypus was: "wtf is that?", but that doesn't compare to what the first scientists that thourly researched them reaction of: "WTH IS THAT?!"

  • @paulatreat2496
    @paulatreat2496 Рік тому +1

    you are hilarious! all these facts are true, but your comments and alternative names for things have me rolling!
    keep up the videos!

  • @carolnorton2551
    @carolnorton2551 8 місяців тому

    That pause, @8:09, was necessary and I thank you for that!

  • @hayhay509
    @hayhay509 2 роки тому +927

    the bug bunny thing always reminds me that the original intent of bugs eating carrots was to suggest they weren't good for him since he carried them around in a cigar box, treated them like cigars, and the character/person who influenced his "eeeeh whats up doc?" was iconic for smoking cigars.
    but people misunderstood it, just like they misunderstood bugs calling the hunter a moron- cause he was referring to a "historic tribe" of great hunters that were common knowledge at the time (or something), essentially pulling a Mark Anthony and using a grand title to belittle the hunter- but people who didn't know what a moron was thought it meant "stupid".

    • @heraldofoblivion499
      @heraldofoblivion499 2 роки тому +1

      @@OAT86
      Tbf, nimrod built the tower of bable. So he's kinda a fucking dumbass anyway

    • @The-Plaguefellow
      @The-Plaguefellow 2 роки тому +100

      @@OAT86
      The word you were looking for was "Maroon"
      Which were a community of self-liberated slaves that occupied the interior of Jamaica in their resistance against the British.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 роки тому +27

      This Channel here is entertaining af,
      but dont stop here.
      So many others on youtube entertain with crazyness. Most of all
      Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel, like Sci Man Dan, Oversimplified, but also 'harder Science like Professor Dave
      doesnt need you to have a Giga-Big-Brain to enjoy.

    • @-Dovah-
      @-Dovah- 2 роки тому +19

      @@loturzelrestaurant i- whut

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel Рік тому +27

      This thread is collecting a list of misunderstood idiot-words! Which one is true? Who knows? Maybe they all are. But until we find out, just keep adding more-on. :P

  • @bobthedopeman7327
    @bobthedopeman7327 2 роки тому +2099

    My sister had 4 ferrets at one point. They all had their own personalities it was crazy. When she gave them treats they would all line up and stand on their hind legs. The girls, Zoey and Momo, and one of the boys, Oppa, eat their treats right off rip. The other boy, Zues, would take the opportunity while the other 3 were distracted to run to his secret cubby hole he had behind an entertainment center. He had damn near every treat he was ever given and countless other things he was able to steal and drag back there. Dude was devious.

    • @orinaoz8686
      @orinaoz8686 2 роки тому +35

      le avatar reference for oppa (appa) and momo

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 2 роки тому +4

      "They all had their own personalities it was crazy"
      What's crazy? That living creatures develop different personalities?
      Fucking hell you must be an infant

    • @sorroren2711
      @sorroren2711 2 роки тому +39

      @@giampaolomannucci8281 😐

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 2 роки тому +1

      @r33mote fuck that shit, I do me, you do you, alright?

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 2 роки тому

      @r33mote I don't need luck, bitch

  • @user-if8sj1pq6j
    @user-if8sj1pq6j 11 місяців тому

    I adore this man!!! Thanks again for making learning fun AND interesting!!!

  • @Daniel509476
    @Daniel509476 2 роки тому

    God damn spider bear🤣🤣🤣🤘Love your commentary bro!

  • @TheMaskedNinja_
    @TheMaskedNinja_ 2 роки тому +459

    “Peanut butter can have 30 insect parts per 100 grams”
    Me who ate live bugs when I was 3: I’m already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 2 роки тому +20

      Well they just add to the flavor, so I don’t see the problem here

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 2 роки тому +26

      Bruh, I ate several snails alive just because I felt like it when I was three, I wasn't even hungry.
      Get on my level.

    • @TheMaskedNinja_
      @TheMaskedNinja_ 2 роки тому +20

      @@Burn_Angel You fool... I got the cops called on my mom for standing in the street to play with slugs

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 2 роки тому +10

      @@TheMaskedNinja_ You just played with them? Bruh, my father raise earthworms to make fertilizer, so I'm used to both earthworms AND slugs. I'm even used to the green mucus they release whenever you pick one up. Oh, yeah, that's the reason I didn't eat slugs.

    • @TheMaskedNinja_
      @TheMaskedNinja_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@Burn_Angel Oh? Then its a shame that I would capture earthworms and experiment on them, then go feed the dead bodies to the spiders in my back yard

  • @antoniog56
    @antoniog56 3 роки тому +360

    "peanut butter can have 30 insect parts for every 100 grams" he done slid that fact in at the end of the vid like we wouldnt notice😭

    • @hensontruong3278
      @hensontruong3278 3 роки тому +5

      I already knew that, it was from another channel.

    • @juniperkingston9901
      @juniperkingston9901 3 роки тому +35

      Still gonna eat that peanut butter jelly sandwich 😤😤

    • @shamarab4632
      @shamarab4632 3 роки тому +6

      We been knew that since they found roaches and rats in the jars forever ago

    • @vaporre6424
      @vaporre6424 3 роки тому +5

      Protein

    • @tatortots2320
      @tatortots2320 3 роки тому +24

      As long as i can't taste it, I'm good🤤

  • @dabihawksfuturechildren760
    @dabihawksfuturechildren760 2 роки тому +2

    Me when I realize my sister loves rabbits: *emotional high pitched screaming*

  • @kosmickobb8570
    @kosmickobb8570 Рік тому

    You heard what I said. And the face 🤣 I love that I get to learn and laugh

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 2 роки тому +267

    That dead-eyed stare after the world record for "Ferret in Your Pants" is just perfect, yo.

    • @SimKittyBuilder
      @SimKittyBuilder Рік тому +23

      But like who how and why did this cause I have way to many questions

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Рік тому +16

      @@SimKittyBuilder I guarantee that there are no satisfying answers to those questions xD

    • @Sam-iy1nt
      @Sam-iy1nt Рік тому +2

      Like, deal with it!🤣🤣🤣

    • @jadedmonk7001
      @jadedmonk7001 Рік тому +1

      Ferret in yo pants and flava in yo ear😅

    • @derpasoruswrecks2773
      @derpasoruswrecks2773 Рік тому +4

      He looks more like hes demanding some kind of satisfactory answer but KNOWS none exist

  • @ohboi2119
    @ohboi2119 2 роки тому +348

    "Bats have better eyesight than people" My life is a lie.

  • @humble716
    @humble716 2 роки тому +1

    I watched your videos 3 hrs straight...better than tiktok

  • @melaniehernandez6391
    @melaniehernandez6391 Рік тому

    Your videos are a freaking delight!

  • @luinornut6122
    @luinornut6122 3 роки тому +250

    As a rabbit owner , none of that surprises me . Also , they prefer bananas over carrots ANY DAY ! But don't feed them too much of it of course .

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +66

      God, my fucking rabbits (yes, as a verb and as an adjective) somehow learned how to escape their cages, went to my mom's garden and ate EVERYTHING. My mum used to have orchids, roses, and I don't know how many other plants, but only dirt and round shits were left...
      Then a bunch of the idiots entered the kitchen and somehow ate the FRUIT, some mangos, guavas, and of course, bananas... It actually surprised me, because I assumed that they just liked plants and vegetables... For some reason.
      THEN one of the idiots got trapped on a rat trap, and nearly fucking died, but we managed to get it out scared, but unharmed...
      *THEN* some of the idiots got chased by our dogs and also nearly fucking died. One of the idiots tried to commit suicide by chewing on its own fur, but we stopped it.
      And that happened on a SINGLE night!! Luckily, the dogs woke us up and we could catch all of them. After that, my mum got desperate and gave away all the rabbits.
      Funny enough, the plants flourished really well after a couple of months, thanks to, I assume, the copious amounts of rabbit shit...

    • @raaziatabassum
      @raaziatabassum 3 роки тому +15

      @@DonVigaDeFierro that sounds like a new animated movie 🎥😂

    • @lecafarddelinternet
      @lecafarddelinternet 3 роки тому +14

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Holy shit, Rabbids are real.

    • @keylimecat1982
      @keylimecat1982 3 роки тому +4

      My rabbit won’t even touch carrots. But whooooo boy does she love dandelions

    • @luinornut6122
      @luinornut6122 3 роки тому +4

      @@keylimecat1982 yep! rabbits can be picky as hell! my current rabbit didn’t eat carrots till she turned 5 and she still won’t try lettuce or blueberries

  • @idontcare7340
    @idontcare7340 3 роки тому +536

    Remind me of this one time when my parents had to take care of a rabbit because the owner went on vacation. What the owner did not tell us was that the rabbit was pregnant. Imagine our surprise when we found three raw pink baby rabbit in the cage the next day. No, make that two. One had its head bitten off by its mother. My parents had to lie to the owner saying that the rabbit only gave birth to two instead of three. I was only 8 when I witnessed the horrific scene. Pretty traumatic.

    • @SnelleSlak
      @SnelleSlak 2 роки тому +46

      Damn that's wild

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 2 роки тому +14

      Have you watched Watership down

    • @springladyrose1918
      @springladyrose1918 2 роки тому +6

      Oh my God 😦😦😦

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 2 роки тому +3

      @@springladyrose1918 so you've watched it?

    • @izukamidoriya5514
      @izukamidoriya5514 2 роки тому +4

      @@foam3132 is that a normal reaction after watching it?

  • @EllieGoddard-rh7jc
    @EllieGoddard-rh7jc Місяць тому +1

    An anteater is a rhinoceros crossed with a hay broom and a hoover end with low key black force energy.

  • @mariharrik5987
    @mariharrik5987 2 роки тому

    I learn so much with this channel

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 2 роки тому +491

    Bugs' carrot chomping is actually a reference to 1934's _It Happened One Night,_ where Clark Gable plays a character named Peter Warne, who in one scene, eats a carrot while leaning against a fence and talking with his mouth full. He also refers to another character as "Doc."
    Rabbits are associated with carrots due to Clark Gable satire.

    • @jimbobeire
      @jimbobeire 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks for the info.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 роки тому +31

      And now people with pet rabbits are giving their little fluffs diabetes.
      Just people who refuse to research, so in other words, most of them.

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 2 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @reneerodriguez7368
      @reneerodriguez7368 2 роки тому +3

      Such a badass movie too.

    • @amandylyn3881
      @amandylyn3881 2 роки тому +3

      And the dude who voiced bugs bunny was allergic to carrots so he had to spit them out right after biting it

  • @stephanginther9051
    @stephanginther9051 2 роки тому +484

    I learned something pretty cool about a year ago. I was killing time in a store while waiting a but in a store with a moose head on display. I asked outloud, just talking to myself really and not expecting an answer, 'I wonder why no one ever domesticated moose.' The owner of the store said, 'Oh people tried.' He went on to say that a lot of attempts were made in the 1800's but too many people died. He said that like most animals, they can be tamed if gotten young, and even teaching them to be ridden wasn't an issue. The problem was that unlike horses, mooses instincts to panic were too strong. Moose would panic whenever something unfamiliar happened suddenly. Even something as small as hearing a loud noise. When moose panic, they flail their heads wildly and attack anything unfamiliar in sight. Oh and like anteaters, moose do not see very well. Many, many people were mauled and/or trampled by their moose after being thrown. The effort was eventually abandoned.

    • @tessat338
      @tessat338 2 роки тому

      There was a move in the 1800s to introduce hippos into the Louisiana Bayous as an "easily domesticated meat source." The civil war ended the legislative effort to make this a reality.

    • @truth4004
      @truth4004 2 роки тому +19

      Thankfully for them. They wouldn't be happy being treated like horses. Horses hate it too. No one wants to be forced into slavery.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 2 роки тому +33

      A pre domestication horse would probably be significantly more likely to panic as well, a significant part of what domestication usually does is breeding the least nervous animals so you get more predictable easy to control children.

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch Рік тому +38

      @@garethbaus5471 The issue is that if a horse chimps out, it's not nearly as dangerous as if a moose chimps out. Meese will obliterate even Zambonis for riding dirty in their hood.

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel Рік тому +7

      @@truth4004 I've always wondered about that. It doesn't seem like a great life for a horse, but I never knew much about horses, but I could never just accept it because it just, well it seemed a bit off. Especially like, when they were used in war or nowadays for policing? Like... that's just horrible leave them alone. You have guns, you have cars, what do you need to be putting a horse in danger for.

  • @hazyshade9648
    @hazyshade9648 2 роки тому +1

    8:06 that awkward pause after the fact kills me hahaha

  • @Robin_hood27
    @Robin_hood27 2 роки тому

    Axolotls sound like Pokémon needing to reaching its final form with Iodine

  • @ColaKitty9595
    @ColaKitty9595 2 роки тому +100

    Bugs bunny's carrot habit was a OLD reference to a celebrity who's been dead so long the connection is lost

  • @rust5571
    @rust5571 2 роки тому +208

    “The world record for longest time with a ferret in your pants is 5 hours and 30 minutes”
    **Awkward silence**

    • @gonphercoughie897
      @gonphercoughie897 2 роки тому +15

      ......and the look he gives us after he tells us........

    • @dragoncubes1074
      @dragoncubes1074 2 роки тому +10

      Pure brilliance. So well done.

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 2 роки тому +7

      It's a sport in the UK. 🇬🇧

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 2 роки тому +4

      @@bwackbeedows3629 oOf--

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 Рік тому

      Nanoha Takamachi lets a ferret in her clothes for a lot longer than that!😉

  • @waffletop1018
    @waffletop1018 8 місяців тому +1

    bug parts in peanut butter?
    I can consume my enemies?

  • @fillgap9694
    @fillgap9694 Рік тому +1

    Wtf is a platypus
    Who are you
    What are you here for 😆
    Luv all animals

  • @thelifewithin098
    @thelifewithin098 2 роки тому +2658

    hyenas are actually sweethearts, like most dogs. They aren’t technically dogs but I like to think they’re in the canine family

    • @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58
      @4horsemenoftheapocalypse58 2 роки тому +267

      Catwoman: Hyenas are more related to cats then dogs

    • @Giganotus
      @Giganotus 2 роки тому +231

      Nope, they're in the Feliformia suborder. That means they're more related to cats, just as another replier said. Other Feliforms include Fossa, Meerkats, Mongoose, and of course true cats. Hyenas are just really weird cats in a way.

    • @radiohosted
      @radiohosted 2 роки тому +10

      🧍‍♂️

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 2 роки тому +128

      @@Giganotus conversely foxes are more relted to dogs, but they have more in comom with cats. Ignore the typos, ny phone's keyboard is acting up.

    • @Giganotus
      @Giganotus 2 роки тому +114

      @@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 Indeed. Foxes have occupied a similar niche to small cats and have adopted a lot of similar behavioral characteristics. Too bad they smell awful, they're so damn cute.

  • @blobbyfishman5524
    @blobbyfishman5524 2 роки тому +1954

    the bull one is actually really said. bulls are social creatures, so bulls that live in packs aren’t so aggressive. but when it’s been deprived of any communication with other bulls and sees something moving it triggers it to go crazy
    STOP BLAMING SPAIN. Spain isnt the only country with bull fighting. and not everyone in spain owns a bull fighting ring.

    • @RowanWarren78
      @RowanWarren78 2 роки тому +125

      I don't know why it's still legal anywhere.

    • @blobbyfishman5524
      @blobbyfishman5524 2 роки тому +158

      @@RowanWarren78 same reason why we have so many endangered species. humans as a whole are a self destructive species, and take everything down with it

    • @RowanWarren78
      @RowanWarren78 2 роки тому +6

      @@blobbyfishman5524 so true

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 2 роки тому +91

      @@RowanWarren78 Its spain. You know...Spain. TrAdItIoN and ChUrCh. They hate doing something against their unemployment rate and rather kill bulls to distract the mob.

    • @RowanWarren78
      @RowanWarren78 2 роки тому +12

      @@4Curses sad, tragic honestly

  • @LetsPlayArcanium
    @LetsPlayArcanium Рік тому

    I wish I had this guy’s determination for making these videos

  • @iLLDiSS
    @iLLDiSS 8 місяців тому

    half of the ferrets you show are not just ferrets, they are polecats. and i LOVE them!

  • @jackie1955
    @jackie1955 2 роки тому +433

    I met and petted a giant Anteater at an outdoor traveling petting zoo around 1981. It was at a mall that I was working at. During my lunch break I went out to check out the zoo. There were the usual goats, a donkey, a pony, etc., but this one pen had a giant Anteater. It was sort of walking around the pen, and the wire pen was short enough that I could reach over it and pet the Anteater as it walked past me. I was surprised at how coarse it's fur was...it was literally exactly like petting a broom. I was about 21 years old at the time, and I can still feel what petting it felt like, to this day. It was a very cool experience.
    That being said, I also remember looking at those claws and thinking "wow, no wonder they can tear apart mounds", but it never occurred to me at the time that an anteater could ever tear apart a person. That wasn't something I learned until years later.
    So not only do I feel lucky to have actually petted an anteater, I kind of feel really lucky to still be around to tell the story!

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 2 роки тому +12

      are there actually any humans suffered from an anteater attack?

    • @asliceofwholewheatbread
      @asliceofwholewheatbread 2 роки тому +4

      Word..

    • @asliceofwholewheatbread
      @asliceofwholewheatbread 2 роки тому +10

      @@RockinEnabled Not that I knw but, it is well known that they do.

    • @sidraMPatty
      @sidraMPatty 2 роки тому +15

      I imagine u must have been standing still as it came by and u only reached out to pet it after its face (therefore its eyes) couldn't see you, right? If I was listening correctly, anteaters have crappy eyesight so because you weren't moving it didnt notice you? Am I right?
      Or maybe this particular anteater was raised by people and was used to them? But geezus, that's pretty reckless to have an animal with monster claws at a petting zoo

    • @ramieliocc
      @ramieliocc 2 роки тому +5

      I once petted a zebra. Do I need to explain. Also, nice! I am too scared and angry at anteaters for existing to actually pet them.

  • @taylorhillard4868
    @taylorhillard4868 2 роки тому +200

    6:03 "They glow in the dark, because of course they do" God the delivery on this killed me.

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 Рік тому +1

    “Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade”

  • @calypsodreams
    @calypsodreams Рік тому +1

    Poop and the little nutrient balls are different lol