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  • @jarrettparker6818
    @jarrettparker6818 Рік тому +747

    Gonna be tough topping DrPhil…”we’ll be right back”

    • @judbaker5752
      @judbaker5752 Рік тому +16

      That guy is hilarious oh everything I’ve seen him on. Just steamrolls through.

    • @CMP719
      @CMP719 Рік тому

      Agreed

    • @REPLACEHANS
      @REPLACEHANS Рік тому

      What's the "we'll be right back" joke?

    • @sensen3095
      @sensen3095 Рік тому

      @@REPLACEHANScheck last episode

    • @pyramidion5911
      @pyramidion5911 Рік тому +12

      ​@@sensen3095he'll be right back

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy Рік тому +2068

    That Band Aids joke. Might be my favorite off the cuff joke Tony's ever told.

    • @emment.2702
      @emment.2702 Рік тому +45

      That's the best live joke I have EVER heard!!!! Replaying that part as we speak 😂😂😂😂😂 Tony is a genius.

    • @nextgendegen3920
      @nextgendegen3920 Рік тому +31

      The whole segment was perfect and that was the cherry on top

    • @Nostradomos
      @Nostradomos Рік тому +10

      It was 30 years in the making that’s why it was so great

    • @billybobmonroe3166
      @billybobmonroe3166 Рік тому +5

      timestamp?

    • @noahclemons6153
      @noahclemons6153 Рік тому +6

      That joke was legendary but I wana say I feel like Joe list makes jokes like that very often. Maybe not quite as good but close

  • @zachwasson
    @zachwasson Рік тому +468

    The Hans and Rick dynamic is just like Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard in Talladega Knights

  • @tophercortez7786
    @tophercortez7786 Рік тому +629

    Hans weighing in at 177.6 is a testament to his American pride and loyalty

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC Рік тому +577

    Rick Diaz is a genius. He and he himself got him in that arena not just with his comedy.

    • @Raygun619
      @Raygun619 Рік тому +34

      hes a mogul. working with contracts all day hes able to manifest his own on KT

    • @elizabethmahoney83
      @elizabethmahoney83 Рік тому +91

      All he had to do was bring some cheesy wrestling beef energy and dangle it in front of Tony. It’s a smart angle. I think he has a shot!

    • @mobucks555
      @mobucks555 Рік тому +11

      bro you called it I just watched it now the dude is an unstoppable force.

    • @Timeboycomedy
      @Timeboycomedy Рік тому +14

      Rick deserves a shot at the regular spot though. If he can self deprecate in front of thousands every week he should be rewarded. Of course Tiny Hinchcliffe doesn’t get that unless Rick speaks up which he did. Bravo to you Rick. 🎉

    • @mobucks555
      @mobucks555 Рік тому +2

      @@Timeboycomedy well part of it is obviously a bit. I'm unsure what point you're trying to make given that "tiny" has helped launch numerous careers.
      Rick isn't some broke comic living in a van down by the river, he is in control of his future in comedy.

  • @HiMikeHunt
    @HiMikeHunt Рік тому +583

    You’re not giving my “band-aids” was possibly the most well timed funny joke on KT

    • @liberateyourslack
      @liberateyourslack Рік тому +41

      Tony needed his rising harness for that one.

    • @lionelinx7
      @lionelinx7 Рік тому +3

      I didnt rlly get it

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 Рік тому +24

      ​@@lionelinx7she had a band-aid on, and offered it to the band member D Madness, and Tony said "You're not giving my band aids" like the autoimmune disease

    • @cMind607
      @cMind607 Рік тому +1

      I was stoned and that went over my head yesterday at the time 😂. Lmfaooo

    • @AS-gz8oe
      @AS-gz8oe Рік тому +1

      EVER!

  • @AlexSwiftOfficial
    @AlexSwiftOfficial Рік тому +2006

    I speak for the working class when I say, thank you Tony for giving us a reason to say “Fuck yes it’s Monday”

  • @JonahBogeart-r5v
    @JonahBogeart-r5v Рік тому +38

    I literally watch this show to stop feeling so low and depressed and it works every time. Thank you Tony, and everyone else involved. I feel better now.

  • @rascalonthemoon1114
    @rascalonthemoon1114 Рік тому +123

    Rick not breaking eye contact until Hans caves and shakes his hand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewacevedo1297
    @andrewacevedo1297 Рік тому +198

    Rick and Hans could have a whole show together, please make this work keep them both and bring a new dynamic to the podcast

    • @Hi98765
      @Hi98765 Рік тому +21

      I wanna see a battle every week between these two! Better than David Lucas vs Tony

    • @Syik2020
      @Syik2020 Рік тому +14

      Maybe Rick can teach Hans how to make jokes without involving race. It’s starting to get boring that it’s his only angle and he’s not that good at it.

    • @Weenis416
      @Weenis416 Рік тому +1

      Rick is nothing

    • @Hi98765
      @Hi98765 Рік тому +4

      @@Weenis416 I bet he has a lot more under his tiny belt

    • @AidanHuggins
      @AidanHuggins Рік тому +2

      Wheres the love for my man Ben Williams? Guy came up with a solid new minute. Redban put him on the secret show!

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Рік тому +640

    Rick Diaz had the greatest turn, gunning for Hans's job and being like a wrestler bad-ass after all the self-deprecation. So damn funny and entertaining.

    • @michellesimmons2320
      @michellesimmons2320 Рік тому +8

      🤘🏻💯👍🏻

    • @theblazedbro
      @theblazedbro Рік тому +9

      “I don’t even live here” 😂😂😂

    • @shawn8390
      @shawn8390 Рік тому +14

      I called it first episode he came on. I told my friend they should ket him battle hans. I do think hans wants to get off the show.

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 Рік тому

      ​@@shawn8390Hans doesn't want off the show he keeps battling hard for the position and nows he blocked ric on Instagram 😂

    • @miguelloko5581
      @miguelloko5581 Рік тому +1

      He’s good at roasting too

  • @JRAnimationStudios
    @JRAnimationStudios Рік тому +41

    Rick Diaz is holding the show hostage, I love it

  • @frankiehands
    @frankiehands Рік тому +428

    Hans vs Rick is comedy gold.

    • @GokusGoat
      @GokusGoat Рік тому +11

      Holy shit it’s been so funny past few weeks

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger Рік тому +5

      It's absolutely staged. But it didn't start that way

    • @screenmonkey7103
      @screenmonkey7103 Рік тому

      What's the betting line

    • @DominationPlays
      @DominationPlays Рік тому

      @@screenmonkey7103 -210 Hans / +125 Rick

    • @plutoneptune
      @plutoneptune Рік тому +8

      ​@@RevengeAvengerhow do you know it's staged?

  • @ThisNachoFriend
    @ThisNachoFriend Рік тому +1549

    As long as nobody makes fun of time it should be a great show.

    • @DylanElmgreen
      @DylanElmgreen Рік тому +17

      Prime time Deion Sanders?

    • @ThisNachoFriend
      @ThisNachoFriend Рік тому +100

      No, "Time Fan" Ric Flair

    • @jacksonbruns9429
      @jacksonbruns9429 Рік тому +50

      @@ThisNachoFriendnotorious time enjoyer

    • @nsgmma4680
      @nsgmma4680 Рік тому +112

      Yes, its time to stand up and defend the time that people give. I don't t want any disrespect of time or the people who take the time to help children in their time of need. The time is now!

    • @nastradumbass
      @nastradumbass Рік тому +15

      ​@@nsgmma4680I wish the nwo music would have dropped after that and Hogan comes out

  • @BMB-v2d
    @BMB-v2d Рік тому +491

    The fact that Hans weighed in at 1776 is perfection in the universe.

  • @jOHNDOE-pn4yy
    @jOHNDOE-pn4yy Рік тому +75

    Rick Diaz went Rick Flair. Cant wait to see this story arch progress. Someone get Hans a script. Great episode

  • @tyler3676
    @tyler3676 Рік тому +255

    Hans being pissed is beautiful I love this show

    • @waitwho3074
      @waitwho3074 Рік тому +9

      Yea F Hans, he needs go!

    • @ActiveMike
      @ActiveMike Рік тому

      @@waitwho3074agreed.

    • @wra7h
      @wra7h Рік тому +2

      Imagine paying to see him in a theater LOL

  • @rad3853
    @rad3853 Рік тому +757

    It's gonna be hard to top last weeks episode.

    • @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
      @Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Рік тому +119

      Dr. Phil is a gangsta

    • @dougpassat
      @dougpassat Рік тому +24

      That episode was trash

    • @MATALOMUSIC
      @MATALOMUSIC Рік тому +110

      ​@@dougpassatyou don't even believe that 😂

    • @5pointmove
      @5pointmove Рік тому +33

      @dougpassat you a Swiggy's Mom fan or something? 🤣 Adam Ray is a great guest, I think. Keeps it running. He is the only guest I can see filling in for Tony for a couple episodes if Tony couldn't for some reason.

    • @ogeli7456
      @ogeli7456 Рік тому +93

      we’ll be right back

  • @Bob.Smith.
    @Bob.Smith. Рік тому +474

    Hans Kim throwing a tantrum bc of Rick Diaz was pure gold

    • @Bob.Smith.
      @Bob.Smith. Рік тому

      ​@anthonywoodbury89 wow he had common sense? No way lol 🤡 I could not care less 😂

    • @jordanjames3937
      @jordanjames3937 Рік тому +23

      I’m 10000% invested in this narrative arc

    • @jebemtiii
      @jebemtiii Рік тому +11

      damn that was disappointing when tony moved it up to ny

    • @michaeltavares7190
      @michaeltavares7190 Рік тому +2

      Rick Diaz is a character right?

    • @TheEd1225
      @TheEd1225 Рік тому +2

      @@michaeltavares7190nope, definitely has a Spaniard accent

  • @shredder4841
    @shredder4841 Рік тому +82

    Band was killin this episode. Well done gentlemen 🔥

  • @maxklopp7810
    @maxklopp7810 Рік тому +315

    Why am i more excited about seeing rick and hans go at it more than seeing my hometown team go to the World Series

    • @milky-ng9mk
      @milky-ng9mk Рік тому +7

      Because unless you are from Houston your team is going to lose

    • @cadosampson3538
      @cadosampson3538 Рік тому

      Because nobody cares about the World Series, ironic that the world doesn’t care about the World Series and that world is not automatically capitalized but World Series does 🤷‍♂️

    • @Clive_Darker
      @Clive_Darker Рік тому +1

      Let’s go twinssss

    • @djdekkstar
      @djdekkstar Рік тому

      Twins suck, stros will mop u up and throw u away tomorrow

    • @markmagnolia
      @markmagnolia Рік тому +2

      made me get out my seat

  • @Grindingallday
    @Grindingallday Рік тому +292

    I don’t want Rick to lose that golden ticket he’s straight comedy 😂😂

    • @OwlsCoffeee
      @OwlsCoffeee Рік тому +8

      Facts!!

    • @GhostofSeints
      @GhostofSeints Рік тому +2

      Y’all really like the cowardly odd guy thing?

    • @dyllanfugatt9996
      @dyllanfugatt9996 Рік тому +54

      @@GhostofSeints it’s better than shit Hans has been pumping out

    • @percule3052
      @percule3052 Рік тому +30

      @@dyllanfugatt9996 Hans gotta go

    • @sonyyaaj
      @sonyyaaj Рік тому +2

      He has nice kids jokes, nothing compared to hans dirty edgy race jokes

  • @originalrenigade
    @originalrenigade Рік тому +334

    Last weeks episode was one of my favorites of all kill tony history.

    • @adambourke8001
      @adambourke8001 Рік тому

      Its been a good few weeks, highs and lows

    • @SpyC_Potato
      @SpyC_Potato Рік тому +2

      and the week before that was one of (if not) the worst episode in Kill Tony history

    • @sillyravis1340
      @sillyravis1340 Рік тому +5

      Adam Ray has a ton of Dr Phil content with Jeremiah Watkins it’s gold

    • @jburche2
      @jburche2 Рік тому +4

      Post Malone might be guest of the year since his episode is the most watched ever

    • @jeffgordonsmom1730
      @jeffgordonsmom1730 Рік тому +1

      Post Malone was on one,I mean on point on that ep

  • @MrDeadbyDawn1
    @MrDeadbyDawn1 Рік тому +228

    I feel so sorry for Chad if his students get ahold of his set/interview. 😂

    • @jaysonteixeria195
      @jaysonteixeria195 Рік тому +41

      They definitely will lol

    • @worldwidehiphop.
      @worldwidehiphop. Рік тому +24

      ​@@jaysonteixeria195Tony DEF missed a Gel Blaster joke about using it to lure a 14yo in the playground, CHADDIXONKIDS. Anyway we'll be right back!

    • @TheLumpdogg
      @TheLumpdogg Рік тому +22

      Dude took a beating lol

    • @CurtisLandree
      @CurtisLandree Рік тому +20

      I feel like that’s why he got so defensive but if he didn’t he probably wouldn’t have caught the roast as hard

    • @danielrogers9870
      @danielrogers9870 Рік тому +23

      Chad no longer has a job and realized it after the 28th pedo joke

  • @TheAlaskaJoe
    @TheAlaskaJoe Рік тому +212

    The Hans Kim and Ric Diez storyline is the best thing going. It’s going to be a long wait for New Year’s Eve.

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 Рік тому +1

      Ric makes me feel heard hahaha

    • @ibeleaf
      @ibeleaf Рік тому +1

      we got that really funny pedophile's dream kid/man? thing to hold us over next week.

  • @lancecampbell1240
    @lancecampbell1240 Рік тому +156

    Saying Jamar looks like a hot topic security guard might be one of the best burns I’ve been heard

  • @NinoLovesPineda-bg1il
    @NinoLovesPineda-bg1il Рік тому +148

    Rick pointing out Tony protects Hans last week was funny n in this episode it was hilarious 😂 it’s true and the storyline keeps getting better 😂😂

    • @dozzborn2118
      @dozzborn2118 Рік тому +3

      Like wtf why is he protecting him

    • @ryangerrity2851
      @ryangerrity2851 Рік тому +4

      Last week was pretty even, much harder to do a minute after you've done over 100 vs only a few. Hans has still got a lot to offer.

    • @NinoLovesPineda-bg1il
      @NinoLovesPineda-bg1il Рік тому +7

      Hans is successful enough to pass the torch, I feel like they should replace the reg after a certain period. But that’s just my opinion bc I sometimes skip the regulars at this point if I’m being honest hah

    • @CoachCarter102
      @CoachCarter102 Рік тому +3

      I think they should change regulars every year or two so there’s not an overexposure to their content

    • @jakubgadzala7474
      @jakubgadzala7474 Рік тому

      You have no friends 😂

  • @tylerk3749
    @tylerk3749 Рік тому +14

    Liz got major female William Montgomery energy

  • @nerdgasmicreview9598
    @nerdgasmicreview9598 Рік тому +143

    Rick is a genius. Love how he snuck a minute in New Year special.

    • @falconde8528
      @falconde8528 Рік тому +2

      I agree. Kim is fucking hot AND hilarious, damn great combination!!

  • @christianhbuck
    @christianhbuck Рік тому +136

    14:49 guests
    17:45 Hans Kim
    26:28 Ben Williams
    36:13 Liz Splatt
    45:04 Kam Patterson
    53:19 DK 🕺🏿
    1:03:25 Ric Diez
    1:20:25 ⚖️
    1:22:27 Jordan Jay
    1:32:19 Chad Dickson
    1:43:49 Enrique Chicon
    1:52:27 John Stork
    1:59:49 William Montgomery

    • @raul0858
      @raul0858 Рік тому +13

      dam this guy doing gods work

    • @lezmuz4105
      @lezmuz4105 Рік тому +6

      What a line up! Cheers mate

    • @gregfaircloth6440
      @gregfaircloth6440 Рік тому +7

      42:53 bandaid joke 🥇

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Рік тому +2

      Thanks, man. Appreciate you!

    • @Krivvet
      @Krivvet 3 місяці тому

      oh sweet a skip hans button!

  • @nathanel2306
    @nathanel2306 Рік тому +157

    Man Tony was absolutely on fire this episode.

    • @rightyouareken7587
      @rightyouareken7587 Рік тому +1

      He never ceases to amaze me with those jokes. It’s crazy how good he is

    • @jddaprophecy
      @jddaprophecy Рік тому +1

      Yea at the sun's joke with Hans I was like damn he gunna cook fire on this episode!!

    • @SteezYQScop
      @SteezYQScop Рік тому

      Band aids was too clever 🎉

  • @ianwithey4317
    @ianwithey4317 Рік тому +4

    Omg Tony fucking killed it with that, "You never call your family just to say HAI?" ☠☠

  • @Tuherd
    @Tuherd Рік тому +384

    I hope they don’t make fun of anyone who donates their time! There is no comedy that makes fun of people!

    • @rickcastillo8630
      @rickcastillo8630 Рік тому +67

      My son died of an overdose

    • @dylanpritchard4981
      @dylanpritchard4981 Рік тому +43

      I would never make fun of someone who helps children in wrestling

    • @Tuherd
      @Tuherd Рік тому +30

      @@dylanpritchard4981 I’m gonna leave after this

    • @wgd03
      @wgd03 Рік тому +16

      @@dylanpritchard4981at some point you have to draw a line in the sand

    • @bub6010
      @bub6010 Рік тому +10

      @@rickcastillo8630he died from being awesome

  • @ekonexus
    @ekonexus Рік тому +99

    I saw Tony, William, David, and Kam this past weekend live in theater, and they all killed it. Seeing the regulars do long form was great, and exceeded any preconceived notions I had about their skill and performance.

    • @mitchcc5916
      @mitchcc5916 Рік тому +3

      pabst theatre? they all killed

    • @chewie1644
      @chewie1644 Рік тому +4

      Fuck yea seen them in Chicago, support ur boys!

    • @sidekikz
      @sidekikz Рік тому +3

      Same, i saw them in Atl

    • @spaffron4285
      @spaffron4285 Рік тому

      Who the f*ck said that?

    • @Bbknuckles
      @Bbknuckles Рік тому +1

      Hanz was replaced by Kam lol I’m seeing Tony November 3rd in San Francisco.. I bet Hanz is there lol

  • @pokerips6241
    @pokerips6241 Рік тому +101

    “HEYyyy this is RedBan coming to you LIVE from the comedy mothership here in Austin Texas. With another episode of Kill Tony, give it up for TAAHAANAAYYY HEECHCLAAAFFF”

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Рік тому +66

    It's nice to see Kam like fully integrated into society like this. I bet his parents are really proud of him.

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion Рік тому +3

      Gang violence

    • @Jsmitt716
      @Jsmitt716 Рік тому +3

      Grand* parents

    • @kekoasiversons350
      @kekoasiversons350 11 місяців тому +2

      @@TheDJOblivionI ain’t ever gonna stop gang violence

    • @wisdomandtruth185
      @wisdomandtruth185 11 місяців тому

      What?

    • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
      @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 11 місяців тому

      *loud whisper* I'm implying he's mentally handicapped because he doesn't seem very bright and Tony loves to help the handicapped.@@wisdomandtruth185

  • @BallsharkSpencer
    @BallsharkSpencer Рік тому +160

    tony really is protecting the fuck out of hans he said be “dominated” last week when he absolutely did not he sucked and shit the bed last week even dr phil and sam made a face when he won cause it was not good and should’ve been challenged (by rick imo) this episode but tony won’t allow that

    • @Jimboslice35
      @Jimboslice35 Рік тому

      Who’s Rick?

    • @chrishan9122
      @chrishan9122 Рік тому +8

      A lot of his regulars are overrated.

    • @corypeacock4340
      @corypeacock4340 Рік тому +4

      @@chrishan9122 a lot? Everyone of them

    • @thegoodobserver
      @thegoodobserver Рік тому +21

      As soon as Tony said dominated I chuckled. Can't blame him though. Propping up his boy. Hopefully Hans will get a real challenge though. The comments are pretty clear that everyone is tired of his hack shit.

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 Рік тому

      ​@corypeacock4340 no way, kam is mentally handicapped- sure his jokes are poorly written but he speaks like his brain was deprived of oxygen at birth

  • @JuggaloShoe
    @JuggaloShoe Рік тому +82

    Kill Tony has turned into the WWE with its story telling. 😂😂😂 love it

  • @JustinBlazzzee
    @JustinBlazzzee Рік тому +456

    The show is on a hot streak right now. 4 straight top tier episodes.

    • @streetchronicles5693
      @streetchronicles5693 Рік тому +23

      I had to stop the show and go to the comments to see if Im tripping or if this is legendary

    • @rfri5964
      @rfri5964 Рік тому +35

      I really don’t think the Rick Flair episode was top tier that shit was painful to watch

    • @D21UpstateNY
      @D21UpstateNY Рік тому +25

      ​@@rfri5964once rick left it was good

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 Рік тому +2

      Coming from the shorts and its funny but its so sponsor schilled

    • @chrischris5510
      @chrischris5510 Рік тому

      Should have took the wannabe Mr T’s phone away. Shit is distracting to see a dude on his fucking phone as a guest on such a great show. Piece o shit in my opinion. Dick move or nervous dick move.

  • @Jake-jv9ff
    @Jake-jv9ff Рік тому +32

    Rick is a great writer but he’s also funny af off the top🤣

  • @HotNickles918
    @HotNickles918 Рік тому +101

    Seeing Rick Diaz break character and laugh at Kim was great

  • @9ultimatemusic8
    @9ultimatemusic8 Рік тому +453

    Michael Gonzales is the perfect gauge of how well a someone’s set/interview is going😂

  • @munozethan93
    @munozethan93 Рік тому +119

    Didn't see this up yet
    17:45 Hans Kim
    26:30 Ben Williams
    36:15 Liz Splatt
    45:10 Kam Patterson
    53:25 DK
    01:03:25 Rick Diaz
    01:22:36 Jordan Jay
    01:32:21 Chad Dixon
    01:43:50 Enrique Chacon
    01:52:30 John Stork
    01:59:53 William Montgomery

  • @trentbotham8682
    @trentbotham8682 Рік тому +18

    I love how you can tell Ric is loving his time in Texas and each week he gets abit more Texan ahahahah

  • @calebstaskunas2077
    @calebstaskunas2077 Рік тому +51

    So glad to have Michael Gonzalez back

    • @beantown702
      @beantown702 Рік тому +3

      Although, having a black drummer in full view during White Trash Baltimore girls set, was indeed, priceless.

  • @EihabFitness
    @EihabFitness Рік тому +110

    Ric Diaz is pure genius, I hope KT keep him on roster Full Time!

  • @johndreker1613
    @johndreker1613 Рік тому +84

    Ben Williams is actually a pretty good comedian for someone who has been going just six months. Good luck to him. Tony was on tonight with the jokes, even more than usual. It's great that the best part was William Montgomery singing at the very end

    • @Sxwrz
      @Sxwrz Рік тому +4

      I think Ben Williams is fucking insane he’s such a happy likeable comic

    • @johndreker1613
      @johndreker1613 Рік тому +2

      @@jupiterbd444 It was him, it happened on Kill Tony. He even mentioned someone said that to him, he was talking about two weeks ago

    • @Sxwrz
      @Sxwrz Рік тому

      @@jupiterbd444 no mate that's not true, go back two weeks and look at the first episode ben was on, HE WAS THE GUY that they said that too, he's brought the joke forward because he's good at what he does and knew the crowd would love it. Try again.

  • @nTrylo
    @nTrylo Рік тому +3

    The saga of Rick Diaz vs. Hans Kim is better than WWE

  • @onewiththeragingwind6730
    @onewiththeragingwind6730 Рік тому +170

    Can u just have Adam Ray on every week? It would be a true respect of time.

    • @SpyC_Potato
      @SpyC_Potato Рік тому +26

      Adam Ray vs. Tony Hinchcliffe for host of the show live on New Year's Eve?!

    • @JediMaster_Colt
      @JediMaster_Colt Рік тому +3

      What a comment. Masterful crossovers. 👏🏼

  • @DeathProxxy
    @DeathProxxy Рік тому +73

    Once Hons Kim beats a immigrant, he will have collected all the Infinity Stones

  • @USAyee
    @USAyee Рік тому +120

    I love Rick!!!! Get him his documentation and make him and Hans battle weekly!!!

    • @kirktown2046
      @kirktown2046 Рік тому +11

      Dude, Rick is a G -- He comes with punchlines everytime.

    • @kevinsiedenburg4955
      @kevinsiedenburg4955 Рік тому +11

      Hans has zero improv ability. Seeing them face off each week in a roast battle would be brutal.

    • @christianesposito7453
      @christianesposito7453 Рік тому +2

      The doubling down on roasts is so good, he's unroastable

  • @LonelyIRL
    @LonelyIRL Рік тому +7

    This is a mythic tier kill tony episode

  • @kailihanson7209
    @kailihanson7209 Рік тому +43

    Tony slaying with the one-liners tonight ☠️

    • @cMind607
      @cMind607 Рік тому +2

      “One of your dates leave on one of your big wheels?” Got me more than the band aids 😂😂

  • @slowpoke3864
    @slowpoke3864 Рік тому +136

    Tony should make Hans call his parents live on stage next week!..

    • @KeLLaBee09
      @KeLLaBee09 Рік тому +3

      That's what I thought was gonna happen lol

    • @AshtrayAnnie
      @AshtrayAnnie Рік тому +13

      Nah, they should kick him off finally. His material is ALWAYS just generic bullshit. Even when he writes better. They have better guys with golden tickets who could easily take his spot.

    • @kdot554
      @kdot554 Рік тому +2

      @@AshtrayAnnieagreed. No clue why he’s still a reg

    • @liberateyourslack
      @liberateyourslack Рік тому +2

      ​@@kdot554I'd hazard a guess that even if it's generic same-samey stuff, he still has an ability to write a new minute every week that meets a standard higher than most others in the reckoning are capable of.

    • @tralalalatrollin
      @tralalalatrollin Рік тому

      ​@@AshtrayAnniehes has good interviews and likeable but hes not nearly as funny as Rick

  • @adamcahill1929
    @adamcahill1929 Рік тому +72

    I've been listening for 10 years and that band aids joke might be my favorite pun ever. Holy shit.

    • @jessekane808
      @jessekane808 Рік тому

      Yup… golden

    • @euroviziune
      @euroviziune Рік тому +2

      What time stamp? I missed ir.

    • @JeatBunkie
      @JeatBunkie Рік тому

      @@euroviziune42:40 ish

    • @huskboo
      @huskboo Рік тому

      Why don’t I understand??

    • @depressedtv
      @depressedtv Рік тому

      ​@@huskbooshe took a band-aid off her stomach and tried to give it to one of the band members, and Tony said "don't give my band AIDS" (referencing the disease)

  • @LuisHernandez-ov5co
    @LuisHernandez-ov5co Рік тому +23

    I've been catching every episode with Diaz in it. 🔥

  • @unnoticediguessbeats
    @unnoticediguessbeats Рік тому +52

    you can see tony rise like the undertaker when he thought of the bandaids joke, he literally went from dying laughing with his head rolled back just to sit back up holding that banger of a joke

  • @SOURJDADDY
    @SOURJDADDY Рік тому +25

    The funniest part of each podcast is during the ad read when redban says he doesn’t like to eat a lot

    • @KeLLaBee09
      @KeLLaBee09 Рік тому +2

      Omg yes lol I was like huh? (William Montgomery style)

    • @BlackouTTProductions
      @BlackouTTProductions Рік тому

      @@KeLLaBee09the fuck did you just say?

  • @MostWanted053
    @MostWanted053 Рік тому +25

    Rick you will have a fan for ever. You showed big balls in this episode. LEGEND!

  • @TheR0manianB0y
    @TheR0manianB0y Рік тому +5

    You have to make it a 10 minute showdown for Hans vs the european so they can really show what they are capable of in terms of writing as well.

  • @SirKabawl
    @SirKabawl Рік тому +28

    Rick was speaking Vince McMahon to Tony. He couldn't agree more how brilliant of an idea that is.

  • @jolovett_
    @jolovett_ Рік тому +62

    Rick Diaz is the Man love how he is getting after it

  • @hostile_technics
    @hostile_technics Рік тому +184

    Regardless of the NYE outcome, we need to ensure both Kim and Diaz have a spot on this show

    • @bloodgush25
      @bloodgush25 Рік тому

      Kim sucks ass and neglects his opportunity why does he deserve a permanent spot he thought he was home free to get in the hall of fame well hopefully not

    • @TheEd1225
      @TheEd1225 Рік тому +26

      No
      There can only be one

    • @theultimateninja
      @theultimateninja Рік тому +6

      Hell no. Highlander rule.

    • @SuperMJFly23
      @SuperMJFly23 Рік тому

      Kim sucks get him OUTTA HERE!!

    • @beneatspizza2380
      @beneatspizza2380 Рік тому +13

      Hans hasn’t earned that spot in the last 3 months

  • @Tapepusher
    @Tapepusher Рік тому +5

    1:40:50 was fr the funniest part of the whole show “whoaaa 👀” , he started off completely unlikable then somehow became the funniest 🤩

  • @InspectorButters4
    @InspectorButters4 Рік тому +142

    "Someone said I look like Chris Crack Rock" 😂😂😂😂 Ben was clearly nervous but was still funny, and he took all the jokes at his expense in stride like a champ!! I love the people who can 💩 on themselves and get 💩 on hard, but still keep it lighthearted and fun. I hope he keeps getting new mins on KT, bc there's def potential there

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 Рік тому +8

      I thought I he killed it and took it good when they grilled him too

    • @bdtravels5620
      @bdtravels5620 Рік тому +2

      He did great!!!

    • @fatee5069
      @fatee5069 Рік тому +1

      He's definitely grown since his first time. It's crazy man. Hope he goes big.

    • @rossgraham8248
      @rossgraham8248 11 місяців тому +2

      Yea I thought it was really solid honestly. Rooting for the dude that would be legendary if he ended up making it haha one can hope lol

  • @DustinH88MPH
    @DustinH88MPH Рік тому +63

    Oh. My. God. The Ric/Hans saga! I literally hate that I have to wait until next week for this. The storylines forming since KT has been at the Mothership have been amazing and so organic. That place and this show are magic!

    • @Hi98765
      @Hi98765 Рік тому +1

      Me too!!! I need that brawl

    • @kameronerdman5870
      @kameronerdman5870 Рік тому +5

      they said they're not doing it next week, waiting for New Years eve

    • @DustinH88MPH
      @DustinH88MPH Рік тому

      @@kameronerdman5870 I commented too quick. Damn. They coulda done a teaser then given them more time a New Years. Either way, this was gold and I'm All In.

  • @geofflow8117
    @geofflow8117 Рік тому +44

    Whenever William cuts himself off to yell at someone in the crowd it always cracks me up

  • @getemdetric60
    @getemdetric60 Рік тому +2

    “You look like IT retired” was UNDERRATED

  • @ghandiman
    @ghandiman Рік тому +42

    Hans weighing in at 177.6 is so fucking American, hell yeah!

  • @Doorito_
    @Doorito_ Рік тому +76

    Props to the comics donating time!

  • @AJett35
    @AJett35 Рік тому +31

    Master Splinter finally got Bebop and Rocksteady in his dojo!

  • @christianmiller710
    @christianmiller710 Рік тому +18

    I love when the band hears a funny joke and they start talking in the mics to each other… they gotta record and release that shit😂

  • @Chummer01
    @Chummer01 Рік тому +37

    Hans has job security until new years. The next 3 months are gonna be rough

  • @lordlc
    @lordlc Рік тому +125

    When Liz said she had a dollar(a bandaid) for D Madness I actually could not stop laughing!!

    • @John-k8m7l
      @John-k8m7l Рік тому +22

      You must have missed the far better response to that then, "Youre not giving my band Aids!" Tony is a goddamned legend.

    • @lordlc
      @lordlc Рік тому

      @@John-k8m7l He is

    • @dogg92
      @dogg92 Рік тому +3

      Pretending that Liz is funny won't improve her career though.

    • @trainwrecker5000
      @trainwrecker5000 Рік тому +1

      I thought he was supposed to feel the bite like it’s brail

    • @rasheedjello
      @rasheedjello Рік тому +7

      @@dogg92I think you guys gotta realize something about comedy that you’d understand if you really payed attention to what’s funny, we only really find people funny if we want to find them funny. I thought she was funny as fuck but because y’all already don’t wanna find women funny, you already don’t. You can gauge whether people find a joke funny by the audience reaction and not yours.

  • @colinkrueger3320
    @colinkrueger3320 Рік тому +87

    Honestly really thought kill tony fell off when they were obsessed with joe rogan guest appearances but these last 6 episodes have been lights out. Great guests and great vibes. Definitely brought me back as a regular listener/watcher

    • @parmacron
      @parmacron Рік тому +9

      Yeah Joe isn’t my favourite KT guest

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 Рік тому +2

      They were just showing friends some love bro

    • @Noah-z8s7k
      @Noah-z8s7k Рік тому +2

      That’s good thing about having talented friends they can help fill the gaps when you don’t have guests, you don’t respect the effort because you’re obviously not an artist

    • @kepler656
      @kepler656 Рік тому +1

      Ah, TikTok still telling liberal teenagers to hate Joe Rogan I see. Bro they literally in Joe Rogans fuckin club 😂

    • @Noah-z8s7k
      @Noah-z8s7k Рік тому

      @@kepler656 someone said it😂

  • @Mr.PotatoAWESOMEFitnessTips
    @Mr.PotatoAWESOMEFitnessTips Рік тому +3

    The drummer in this show, is just, NEXT LEVEL, he's more tuned in than anybody in the building, and dude, he LAUGHS with his drumming HAHAHA it's INSANE! JAHAHAHHAE

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld Рік тому +66

    You know Tony’s proud of his joke when you can see his dimples afterwards

    • @michellesimmons2320
      @michellesimmons2320 Рік тому +2

      🇺🇸...just whole face & eyes🎉
      Great COMEDIAN's comedian!
      Being most understand
      my meaning by that 💯%
      🤘🏻🥳👍🏻 "Yippppppy!"

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus Рік тому

      Faaacts. Also the face he makes before giving the ZUCC

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 Рік тому +26

    Hans was so salty 😂 he was like bro I’ve invited you into my house

  • @livelifebythapig
    @livelifebythapig Рік тому +39

    Happy KT Monday y'all

  • @rhiley36
    @rhiley36 Рік тому +2

    Anyone else notice Liz is just doing a Trevor Wallace impression

  • @rahulmaini55
    @rahulmaini55 Рік тому +71

    Rick just saved Hans’s job for almost 3 months. He can’t be successfully challenged until new years

  • @huboant2879
    @huboant2879 Рік тому +67

    Wish redban would’ve gave Ben a spot on the secret show . He’s funny and deserves a big break. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 Рік тому +1

      Agreed

    • @mazula8409
      @mazula8409 Рік тому

      Swear

    • @jeremyscorpio4170
      @jeremyscorpio4170 Рік тому +3

      I dont know why he didn't unless he's fully booked? 🤷‍♂️

    • @AidanHuggins
      @AidanHuggins Рік тому +6

      Agreed he came up with a new minute two weeks later and it was great. Where's his cashapp I want to see this man blow up

    • @beishmeister
      @beishmeister Рік тому +1

      It felt like Tony was stretching it along waiting for Redban to ask him.

  • @Johnjoenas45
    @Johnjoenas45 Рік тому +59

    That first comedian after Hans Kim is so funny. If he was a 18 year old can girl redban would give infinite secret show spots.

    • @iimdirtydan
      @iimdirtydan Рік тому

      Simp

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 Рік тому

      I mean, he needs people who can at least do a 5-10 minute set. In his second ONE minute appearance he reused the same Capt Philips bit that Mark Normand pointed out.

  • @andreipsen7028
    @andreipsen7028 Рік тому +15

    That was hans' best set in a while!! Glad to see it

  • @breadboyTX
    @breadboyTX Рік тому +31

    I am a fan of Ben Williams and excited to see him grow. Funny and a good sport. Good shit!!!

  • @SusanaGutierrez-j9i
    @SusanaGutierrez-j9i Рік тому +29

    I loved John Stork and would absolutely love to see and hear more from him.

    • @ryangerrity2851
      @ryangerrity2851 Рік тому +4

      I just saw him last week in Burlington, VT at open mic night! Great set!

    • @divineinterruption9816
      @divineinterruption9816 Рік тому +6

      Love his unique style and unique jokes (he kinda had a dark suicide joke at the end) when everyone else just uses race/sex jokes loaded with cuss words.
      Not sure why the guests were just straight up roasting people for no reason. Like, this isn’t Jeff Ross’ show. They could be like Post Malone and just be a friendly guest. Instead, Kim and Jamar tried roasting guests only for Tony to bail them out. Rick Diaz is 100x better at stand up than Kim & Jamar combined

  • @airun894
    @airun894 Рік тому +41

    Ben Williams is the real deal. I wish him good luck

  • @xjmbx5
    @xjmbx5 Рік тому +10

    Chad was the highlight of the show. The way he handled the jokes and his whole demeanor. I have actual tears coming down my face 😂

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO Рік тому

      “This is my path now…” 🤣

  • @kirkwood1987
    @kirkwood1987 Рік тому +8

    Tony booking comedy battles like it's WrestleMania lol

  • @christopherk111
    @christopherk111 Рік тому +13

    this is such a fantastic episode----i think Tony's ultimate dream has come true,,,the worlds of stand up comedy and WWF finally together ,as one,,,history has been made,,much love and respect from australia

  • @David.5.6.7.8
    @David.5.6.7.8 Рік тому +32

    Rick vs. Hans is an epic storyline!

    • @sammflynn
      @sammflynn Рік тому

      Bring it Hans! For my debut.

  • @philoneussquire3877
    @philoneussquire3877 Рік тому +7

    Jamar on his phone during comedian sets lol what a waste of a seat

  • @theblazedbro
    @theblazedbro Рік тому +39

    Lmao at Tony getting mad at the drummer. It really doesn’t matter who Tony is mad at, it’s comedy gold

    • @LonnieGomez979
      @LonnieGomez979 Рік тому

      I went back on that part 😅 shit had me crackin up

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 Рік тому +1

      can i get a timestamp pls

    • @ActiveMike
      @ActiveMike Рік тому

      @@stephaniecoomey2356 1:08:00

    • @ActiveMike
      @ActiveMike Рік тому

      @@stephaniecoomey23561:15:35 also😂

    • @theblazedbro
      @theblazedbro Рік тому

      @@stephaniecoomey2356 Hans is the first person doing a minute set

  • @pegmickelson5980
    @pegmickelson5980 Рік тому +35

    Hey, John Stork was hella funny. I’d like to see more standup from him. And more busking stories. We busked a gut watching him.

  • @Jesslovesmoneyandmor
    @Jesslovesmoneyandmor Рік тому +24

    Hans weighing in at 177.6 lbs is the most American thing about him

  • @lockner89
    @lockner89 Рік тому +8

    Getting to see Tony on the back foot dazed and confused by the Spaniard made this episode worth watching.

  • @samsloth4222
    @samsloth4222 Рік тому +47

    Liz Splatt looking better than ever and killing harder than ever. Happy to see it!

    • @MRios1128
      @MRios1128 Рік тому +6

      🤮

    • @theblazedbro
      @theblazedbro Рік тому +2

      Her delivery was incredible

    • @kehw
      @kehw Рік тому +9

      She has been watching too much William Montgomery. I could see his delivery in this set.

    • @marcusmclean3842
      @marcusmclean3842 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kehwyeah she sounded like a female William at times lol

    • @GreenManGrowing
      @GreenManGrowing Рік тому +1

      ​@@theblazedbro her delivery was William Montgomery's.

  • @didntgetthejobatfruitloops4449
    @didntgetthejobatfruitloops4449 Рік тому +10

    I love the Rick Vs Hans beef! I’ve been saying Kill Tony should have a belt that regulars or whoever battle for! Loved the pro wrestling feel of all that haha

  • @vvp1229
    @vvp1229 Рік тому +14

    This episode had a lot of laughs.
    You guys do such a great job.
    William, Hans, Rick, Kam, Kim, Jamar, Tony, Redban.
    Kill Tony is the best of whats on youtube.

  • @reychapa5381
    @reychapa5381 Рік тому +5

    I like John Storks style of humor and character played. Took punches like a champ is a plus.