Most Dubious Presidential Pardons

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 446

  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  6 місяців тому +14

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    • @zacrl1230
      @zacrl1230 6 місяців тому

      A pardon actually mean that you have admitted guilt.

    • @PopeOf420
      @PopeOf420 6 місяців тому +1

      DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN!!....
      What is "Here"? Is it not just; "There"?? Without The: "T"????;)
      Eye, Nose, Huh??
      &
      Pardon me, but lastly.... No, Seriously, I mean Pardon Me at the End Ha Ha On A Scale From 1 To 10, What Is Dave's Favorite Color (Or Favourite Colour for you roped up in peeing peeps xD jpjk) oF The Alphabet!?!? Lmfao

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 6 місяців тому

      0:50 Simon I net your writer never saw that coming 😂😂

    • @acevaporchill6432
      @acevaporchill6432 6 місяців тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/58BDrZH7SX8/v-deo.htmlsi=wsXh3fzfE0HQHADc

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 6 місяців тому

      @@zacrl1230 I doubt that. The guy who hid in Switzerland and many draft dodgers were not convicted and I don't think they admitted guilty before the pardon.

  • @robinderoos1166
    @robinderoos1166 6 місяців тому +98

    Indeed, who steals braille books? Just break in, and hide them in random places to mess with Dave!

    • @Etymon-jt3zw
      @Etymon-jt3zw 6 місяців тому

      It's even funnier if it's true when they realize That they stole law books if they could only read them. I'm sure it would tell them that, that's illegal. Law books are probably quite expensive.
      Especially written in brail.

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 6 місяців тому +5

      😂 you cruel man. I can't let you di that. I like dave and Danny

    • @fredblonder7850
      @fredblonder7850 6 місяців тому +17

      Break in and leave Braille graffiti.

    • @Scott-t6g
      @Scott-t6g 6 місяців тому +2

      Obviously no one has seen the book of Eli

    • @snoox27
      @snoox27 6 місяців тому +2

      Skeletor HA!

  • @drewrobinson5562
    @drewrobinson5562 6 місяців тому +11

    "Dave wrote this. Hes blind, im not....Right?"
    I just like the idea of Simon questioning if hes blind or not

  • @ApothecaryTerry
    @ApothecaryTerry 6 місяців тому +17

    Brain Blaze is basically just the internet in compressed form. Lots of information presented as original content, with a reaction video built into it and then the corresponding memes for those reactions.
    Everyone else is still doing separate content, but watching this is a far more efficient way to waste my time 🤣

    • @_Geist
      @_Geist 6 місяців тому +2

      i think you summed up why i like all these channels by simon and his teams: it's efficient entertainment brainfood format, like a power snack or some shizz.

    • @kesia872
      @kesia872 4 місяці тому

      *welcome to the internet starts playing in the distance*

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 6 місяців тому +36

    Red Forman to Gerald Ford in an episode of That 70s Show:
    Red: Hey Jerry. I have a question for ya. How the hell could you pardon Nixon?

  • @oohhboy-funhouse
    @oohhboy-funhouse 6 місяців тому +109

    "Dave's blind, Obviously I'm not". Oh La Di Da, look at Mr Fancy Eyes Haver. Look at you, going around looking at things, lording colour vision over dogs, keenly watching the basement with hawk like intensity to swoop on escapees. Dave will have the last laugh when he escapes and bludgeons you with those stolen braille books.

    • @DookRahool
      @DookRahool 6 місяців тому +4

      Totally read that in Eric Idle's voice😂 beautiful.

    • @ilsingr5750
      @ilsingr5750 6 місяців тому

      The irony is that now he even has gotten Lasik so he doesn't really even need glasses anymore. He only wears them for the brand lol

    • @mohawpi
      @mohawpi 6 місяців тому +1

      Lazer eyes indeed

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 5 місяців тому +1

      Is that you, Dave?

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 Місяць тому

      😎

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 6 місяців тому +24

    1:00 - Mid roll ads
    2:40 - Back to the video
    4:25 - Chapter 1 - Donald trump pardons michael flynn
    8:45 - Chapter 2 - Bill clinton pardons marc rich
    13:40 - Chapter 3 - President ford pardons president nixon
    16:55 - Chapter 4 - President jimmy carter pardon's draft dodgers

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 6 місяців тому +45

    There are a ton of people who need pardons, at the very least. Like people who have been in jail for a decade over something that is now legal (anything weed related), and if there was no violence and it wasn't huge amounts, the record should be expunged to help them be able to get employment. The "war on drugs" has cost Americans way too much. Monetarily and just in the huge, traumatizing, fracturing damage it has done to families and friends and people's lives.

    • @Vaeldarg
      @Vaeldarg 6 місяців тому +3

      This video was about the controversial ones, though, not non-controversial ones.

    • @Zackwayt-so5rt
      @Zackwayt-so5rt 6 місяців тому

      Go thank biden. He had a huge part in that and the civil rights. And the KKK.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 6 місяців тому +5

      But think about the children! What if they grow up and do the weed! Then they'd... they might do other bad things! Be...cause... of the weed! What then, smarty pants?

    • @differentdestiny
      @differentdestiny 6 місяців тому

      I also love how in conjunction with the war on drugs, especially small possession charges, the response is typically "all these kids who grow up without dads" as if the policies they are aware of aren't the exact reason for that. They always seem to try to make it a "personal responsibility" issue when us white people get away with doing the exact same things.
      And those policies go against their own goals of creating more "American families" by locking up individuals so that they can't start a family, and then they whine and cry about how citizens aren't having enough babies.

  • @KetzerkaterContent
    @KetzerkaterContent 6 місяців тому +7

    What an insanely absurd power. The guilty can legally go free, while the wrongly incarcerated are supposed to not accept a pardon and remain in prison.

    • @dillydoor
      @dillydoor 6 місяців тому

      As opposed to those in power do it and still get away with it? They all do it and it's insane

    • @radorat
      @radorat 6 місяців тому +3

      Pardon powers exist to provide innocent people a means to get out of jail. The majority of pardons are to provide such relief.
      Michael Flints pardon is dubious because it is a clear misuse of the pardon power. (I haven't finished the video so Flints pardon is the only one I can judge).
      I came to chat because I was surprised that Simons take was basically "the president has the pardon power so why are people complaining about it".

  • @DASBIGUN
    @DASBIGUN 6 місяців тому +48

    Skellator is NEVER getteing old.
    cause IM into that shit

  • @amirightPeter
    @amirightPeter 6 місяців тому +103

    Its been 1 hour Dave. Where is our ChatGPT answer.

    • @KamielDV2
      @KamielDV2 6 місяців тому +6

      Let's give him a couple of hours, he is probably busy writing another banging script whilst being blind, what a dude

    • @jonathanwesley6895
      @jonathanwesley6895 6 місяців тому +9

      I agree he's awesome, but being blind has nothing to do with that.

    • @KamielDV2
      @KamielDV2 6 місяців тому +3

      I know he would be awesome anyways, I am just impressed :)
      Writing can be hard enough when you see what you are doing, and I respect him for taking on a little bit of an extra challenge when writing for us.

    • @ai-spacedestructor
      @ai-spacedestructor 6 місяців тому +6

      2 hours more, it has been 4 hours now and still nothing about the ChatGPT response.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 6 місяців тому +3

      2 days now 💀

  • @whee38
    @whee38 6 місяців тому +55

    Accepting a pardon involves formally and legally accepting guilt. Pardons are forgiveness for a crime

    • @electricurinal
      @electricurinal 6 місяців тому +2

      Correct..... I came to say the same thing and knew someone probably already said it. The recipient of a pardon must fully admit they are guilty before they get the pardon. Which kinda begs the question: what if the president offers a pardon, the person fully and officially admits to guilt, then the president says "just kidding". Is that possible? Hahaha.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley 6 місяців тому +2

      This is not true.
      There was a supreme court decision from a hundred years ago that suggested that acceptance of a pardon implies guilt. This was clarified in an appeal by a US soldier who accepted a pardon in 2021
      See Lorance v. Commandant (2021)

    • @rjgaynor8
      @rjgaynor8 6 місяців тому

      @@MarcusHawksley bro the court case you cited says the same as the comment you are replying to. It’s a forgiveness of a crime that the person being pardoned of is guilty of.

    • @rjgaynor8
      @rjgaynor8 6 місяців тому

      @@electricurinal a presidential pardon does not require an admission of guilt on the person being pardoned. What happens is the person who accepts the pardon is accepting the fact that there is an implied guilt to the need for a pardon.

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley 6 місяців тому

      @@rjgaynor8 😒 you should probably read the case. It clearly states the opposite of the original comment.
      "We conclude that Lorance's acceptance of the pardon did not have the legal effect of a confession of guilt and did not constitute a waiver of his habeas rights"

  • @TerenceClark
    @TerenceClark 6 місяців тому +34

    This has probably been said, but pardons not only don't mean you're innocent, you actually can't be pardonned unless you've been found guilty. It's basically saying "yes, you're guilty, but you no longer need to serve your sentence".

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 5 місяців тому +3

      And as the courts have ruled, accepting a pardon means that you implicitly admit that you were guilty

  • @brian_phipps
    @brian_phipps 6 місяців тому +102

    DAVE I NEED THE CHAT GPT VERSION

    • @curtislindsey1736
      @curtislindsey1736 6 місяців тому +20

      Dave's not here, man 😵‍💫

    • @davebreakwell9754
      @davebreakwell9754 6 місяців тому +4

      I was waiting for the Simon read of the chatGPT version at the end.
      (No I’m not THE Dave 😊)

    • @smokerjim
      @smokerjim 6 місяців тому +1

      C'mon Dave, stop holding out on us! Did ChatGPT accuse you of being in a conspiracy to replace Kate Middleton with an imposter and you're waiting for the dust to settle?😂😂

    • @mama_nez
      @mama_nez 6 місяців тому +2

      I LITERALLY PAUSED THE WHOLE VIDEO TO COME FIND IT AND IT'S NOT HERE 😂😭

  • @Buzzkill-dk3gk
    @Buzzkill-dk3gk 6 місяців тому +26

    Crime pays, especially if you're in the government.

  • @dominoep
    @dominoep 6 місяців тому +10

    Being pardoned does not mean you're innocent. A pardon removes the punishment, but it does not overturn the conviction or establish innocence...

    • @s.henrlllpoklookout5069
      @s.henrlllpoklookout5069 5 місяців тому

      Joe Arpaio appealed to the Supreme Court to have his conviction overturned after Trump pardoned him. The court basically said "If you accepted the pardon, then you admitted that you were guilty."

  • @zaksoule4081
    @zaksoule4081 6 місяців тому +82

    In the US in order to receive a pardon you are still "guilty" just your crime is excused

    • @l.b8896
      @l.b8896 6 місяців тому +2

      Then what the difference between something on your record being pardoned and something on your record being expunged

    • @heroicx00
      @heroicx00 6 місяців тому +3

      you actually have to admit guilt in order to accept a pardon AFAIK

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@l.b8896 Expunged means the conviction has basically been erased. Pardoned, it's still there

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah 6 місяців тому +4

      @@l.b8896 When you're pardoned, it means you can't be punished for something you may or may not have done and may or may not have been convicted of doing. I've always thought its intended use is for when someone does something that's illegal according to the letter of the law and the judge has to sentence the person, but most people would agree that an exception should be made due to the specific circumstances.
      Expungement means something will be removed from your record, whether you were found innocent or you pled guilty but made it through deferred adjudication, etc.

    • @BippyTheGuy
      @BippyTheGuy 6 місяців тому

      That's a myth, actually.

  • @Solostylevids
    @Solostylevids 5 місяців тому

    4:26😂 it’s so funny. It makes me think of that meme where that dude has a DJ and he’s playing and you hear don’t come in a woman’s voice and then Donald Trump eventually says I’m gonna come😂

  • @matthewhodgson7388
    @matthewhodgson7388 6 місяців тому +25

    Simon will mysteriously disappear after this episode or fall of his balcony in his bungalow

    • @krisfinley6706
      @krisfinley6706 6 місяців тому +7

      Gonna come down with one of those cases of rare poison metal falling out window cancer. That happens sometimes🤷‍♀️

    • @Margarinetaylorgrease
      @Margarinetaylorgrease 6 місяців тому +4

      He’ll be force to fly Boeing

  • @lilykep
    @lilykep 6 місяців тому +7

    Simon: Random people on the internet rarely know what they're talking about and you should not listen to them.
    Also Simon: ChatGPT is basically like a god and everything it says is correct and awesome.
    ChatGPT: **created by data scraping random people on the internet**

  • @1Rab
    @1Rab 6 місяців тому +4

    "No one is above the law."
    Executive orders enter the chat

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 місяців тому +2

      There's one lunatic that thinks the president should be...

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 місяців тому +2

      Also, that's not how executive orders work

  • @Starblifast
    @Starblifast 6 місяців тому +31

    If you accept a Presidential pardon, you're admitting guilt to the crime committed. You're saying you committed said crime, and accept responsibility for it. It stays that way on your record forever; "guilty of felony X". The pardon was put in place so the Commander in Chief could step in, and ensure that persons acting outside the law to protect the well-being of the Constitution, and continuation of the government of the United States couldn't be prosecuted. That's obviously flown entirely the fuck out of the window. It was a good idea when British troops were still holding defectors accountable. Nowadays it's absolutely useless.

    • @applejones5576
      @applejones5576 6 місяців тому

      The hell are you on about? You know that pardon is only used for a political position.

    • @jrfish007
      @jrfish007 6 місяців тому

      Wow… that’s a weird interpretation. Say you’re a male charged for sexual harassment, if you’re in an area with a zealous prosecutor you’re going to spend $100k defending yourself regardless of actual guilt or not. A pardon would mean you don’t have to spend the money. Nixon was never convicted or even charged. It’s on record as a pardon, you can still vote so defiantly not on your record as a felony.

  • @omniunown
    @omniunown 6 місяців тому +11

    Nixon must be pretty pissed that he wasn't president 50 years later

  • @AliciaGuitar
    @AliciaGuitar 6 місяців тому +117

    I am still upset Trump pardoned Joe Arpaio. That county is still corrupt from his influence.

    • @amandajones661
      @amandajones661 6 місяців тому

      Yep.

    • @jennaxoxox4821
      @jennaxoxox4821 6 місяців тому +8

      I still think that pardon is why he lost the Arizona vote in 2020.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@jennaxoxox4821I mean Arizona isn't as red as people think it is, they also didn't vote for him because he was an absolute lunatic

    • @joshts00
      @joshts00 6 місяців тому

      Pretty shitty human being right there. I try to wish everyone well, but, fuck that piece of shit, specifically.

    • @Zackwayt-so5rt
      @Zackwayt-so5rt 6 місяців тому

      Trump is still a way better choice than the absolute dumpster fire biden brought to us. I will take safety over incompetence any day.

  • @davidva8694
    @davidva8694 6 місяців тому +3

    I’m happy you & Dave are working together

  • @TroysSweetCornhole
    @TroysSweetCornhole 6 місяців тому +5

    My favorite bald person feeding my brain once again

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 6 місяців тому +11

    9:00 Simon, FFS, just because the president CAN do something doesn't mean it's automatically cool, and not corrupt and worthy of punishment.

  • @samdomino7960
    @samdomino7960 6 місяців тому +7

    Needed this today, thanks fact boi 🎉

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 6 місяців тому +37

    If you ever sell a bag of weed to a blind guy, don't short the bag. He'll know.

    • @Smilewithmeviking
      @Smilewithmeviking 6 місяців тому +5

      Or don't short it because you want repeat customers 😅

  • @kraziecatclady
    @kraziecatclady 6 місяців тому +1

    As for the books being stolen, it reminded me of when people were robbing Fed Ex trucks a few years ago. I had ordered a few pet tarantulas online and couldn't help but amuse myself with the thought of a robber opening a stolen package and finding spiders or the roaches I ordered as feeders. Fortunately, the truck delivering my order was not robbed.

  • @GameHammerCG
    @GameHammerCG 6 місяців тому +5

    Thieves steal braille law books
    The thief: Hey, it turns out stealing is a crime!

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 6 місяців тому +8

    Simon, any law enforcement can legally lie to you. If you lie to them, its a crime.

    • @Aburningqeustion
      @Aburningqeustion 6 місяців тому +1

      Omg so true. They are actually trained to lie to you.

  • @josephcooter5763
    @josephcooter5763 6 місяців тому +9

    Murdoch then sold 20th Century Fox to Disney and it has become a Mickey Mouse Operation.

    • @patrickbrumm4120
      @patrickbrumm4120 6 місяців тому

      Don't Mess with the Mouse

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 6 місяців тому +2

      All except the "news" portion. Not sure if he wanted to keep it or if Disney didn't want it

    • @josephcooter5763
      @josephcooter5763 6 місяців тому

      @@UnicornsPoopRainbows NO Murdoch wanted to keep it.. He was perfectly fine with spining off 20th Fox. But Fox Broadcasting and Fox Sports he was perfectly happy to keep even though Fox News' audience is about the size of a pea.

  • @michaelmoroney1427
    @michaelmoroney1427 6 місяців тому +5

    16 stone is = 224 pounds. That would be a huge American akita, much less the smaller Japanese breed. No one in their right mind would break into my house with my 120-pound akita on guard 😂.

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, that's boerboll weight class. 120 is a healthy size akita, never seen (a non-obese) one over 140. My huskamute is 120. I caught those numbers too.

  • @MosoKaiser
    @MosoKaiser 6 місяців тому +6

    5:24 No, a pardon means just being relieved of the senctence one has been given. Exoneration is where a conviction is reversed and the convicted is cleared of blame, be it from new evidence showing their innocence, a fault in the conviction, etc.
    Therefore, accepting a pardon has widely been argued to equal to admission of guilt.

  • @barneynedward
    @barneynedward 6 місяців тому +219

    A pardon is an admission of guilt

    • @Sammael251
      @Sammael251 6 місяців тому +11

      You're not wrong

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 6 місяців тому +13

      Well yeah, aren't the people who're pardoned already convicted, sentenced, & either serving the time when they're pardoned or they've been released & the pardon vacates their criminal record? At least that's how I thought pardons work

    • @slevelneves
      @slevelneves 6 місяців тому +34

      Correct. The Supreme Court said you are admitting guilt by accepting a pardon.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 6 місяців тому +20

      ​​@@droomzyVery few of the major pardons are actually for people who have been convicted. That's why accepting a pardon has often been considered an admission of guilt. The pardoned party often must officially accept the pardon for it to be in effect, so the idea of it being an admission of guilt has a pretty solid foundation. This generally doesn't apply to anyone who was already convicted, as they often explicitly deny that they were ever guilty, or have no guilt over their actions.

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 6 місяців тому +20

      ​@@slevelnevesrecently the courts ruled that no it's not. Search "Ex-soldier's acceptance of Trump pardon didn't constitute confession of guilt, court rules". Ever since that 1915 case no court has ever held that accepting a pardon is confessing guilt. And their statement was simply an aside, not a concrete ruling. Accepting a pardon only makes the person _look guilty_ by implication that he needs a pardon. That's all. Legally it's not really one

  • @stephenpartridge686
    @stephenpartridge686 6 місяців тому +4

    No one is surprised that one criminal would pardon another, what a joke of a "system"!!!

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 місяців тому

      He pardoned multiple.. and Bannon is proud of it

  • @kerbangol.8386
    @kerbangol.8386 6 місяців тому +1

    Burglar to other burglar: I got a blu-ray player. What did you get?

  • @Fr33dan
    @Fr33dan 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that Dave gets to write something he enjoys writing. Maybe you could start a channel in this format devoted to legal issues so he could do it more.

    • @MarvinV180
      @MarvinV180 6 місяців тому +2

      He does have his own channel
      youtube.com/@blinddave8328?si=f4Yv2hIHaEB5a0IN
      But remember being locked in the basement with Danny & Sam all they can do is write what Simon demands. 😂😂

    • @Fr33dan
      @Fr33dan 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MarvinV180That's good to know, but I would also like him to get paid for it and that channel doesn't look like it's gonna be making money anytime soon.

  • @marieseaman7855
    @marieseaman7855 6 місяців тому +5

    Hats off to Jimmy Carter though, respect

  • @mikehyzer7990
    @mikehyzer7990 6 місяців тому +2

    Make a supercut video of Simon's rants. You got more than enough material.

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 6 місяців тому +12

    Norway extradites to the US, but not completely. But they refuse to extradite in cases because doing so would mean they would suffer "inhumane treatment in US prisons."
    Which, fair. Valid. 100%.

  • @kraziecatclady
    @kraziecatclady 6 місяців тому +1

    For a brief moment, I forgot Simon doesn't write these things, and I was very confused.
    I was wondering if maybe he was also learning braille at the same time and felt up to the challenge of learning law in braille. 😂
    To be fair, when I was studying Korean, I bought a few Korean books on subjects I like in an attempt to learn them both at the same time.
    Although I'm not sure if there would be much of a point unless he planned on a career in writing braille legal books for blind people. 😂

  • @DMSrunit
    @DMSrunit 6 місяців тому +1

    If those braille books were tests it could’ve been a useful steal if you know who to sell to and how to read it

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 6 місяців тому +3

    So... As long as you're rich and / or connected to rich people you can do anything.

  • @zeusathena26
    @zeusathena26 6 місяців тому

    When you accept a pardon you admit you were guilty. You cannot call yourself innocent.

  • @jaycenzimbeck7638
    @jaycenzimbeck7638 6 місяців тому +1

    Damn it Dave, you were so close! You could have been Daredevil! You were so close! What's the point of being blind if you're not fighting crime?!

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon 6 місяців тому +1

    Everything politicians do is dubious.

  • @josephcooter5763
    @josephcooter5763 6 місяців тому +17

    That pardon of Nixon was why my Dad switched from the republican party to the Democratic party.

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 6 місяців тому +2

      Nixon and his buddy Kissinger make me want to move, cuz that also being a part of my country's past is just.... ugh and ew. Like, we already had slavery and everything attatched. We should be able to hold our elected officials to a very high bar, considering what goes on when we don't. But we get terrible administration after terrible administration, and everyone does war crimes.

    • @godlygamer911
      @godlygamer911 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@darkermatter125.35what country would you go to that doesn't have a dark history?

    • @albertchurchill4845
      @albertchurchill4845 6 місяців тому +2

      @@darkermatter125.35 Including getting Nobel prizes for virtually nothing. It's not your country it's the world.

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 6 місяців тому

      @@albertchurchill4845 yeah for stopping the fucking brutality he made sure got a million times worse

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 6 місяців тому

      @@godlygamer911 i think every country has darkness somewhere. But not all darkness is equal, and a lot of "darkness" is surrounded by fucking fighting for freedom. Like I do not condemn slave riots and the uprising in the warsaw ghetto, or what people do in a revolution against a brutal, occupying superpower that is stripping them of all of their resources and freedoms, and causing so much suffering and death. You cannot pass judgment on those people. Not to mention that a lot of things change over time as far as what is acceptable. Even if you look in religion, which people equate with the absolute boundaries on morality, have fucked up shit in it. I think there are some things that I, maybe surprisingly, don't give a fuck about (like cannibalism a lot of the time), but some things were always fucked, like brutally r*ping kids, even though that was common in a lot of places. But you can look at the base beliefs of cultures, how open they are to social change, and how much they do to fuck with the lives of those who are suffering, in their own society and out. The US has done so much fucked up shit from the founding of the country to current day to cause suffering and death, both inside the US and out. A lot of indigenous cultures are/were beautiful and incredible, but ended up victims of genocide all over the world. So the past was so impressive until the culture was torn apart. Some current societies are incredible, but they still had a fucked past, and they depend on cruel practices outside of their country to keep their lovely country the way it is. So many places are better than the US, but no place is perfect (as an entire country).

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force 6 місяців тому +13

    No .. receiving a pardon is legally an admission of guilt. Not a declaration of innocence.

    • @royg2840
      @royg2840 6 місяців тому +7

      but the turkeys. What were the turkeys guilty of, being delicious? 😋

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force 6 місяців тому

      @@royg2840They were showing their breasts in public.

    • @THE-X-Force
      @THE-X-Force 6 місяців тому

      ​@@royg2840 Prancing around with their breasts exposed.

  • @sigor2011
    @sigor2011 6 місяців тому +9

    Where is that ChatGPT post?

    • @MotanTurbat
      @MotanTurbat 6 місяців тому

      He always says he'll link stuff in the description.... He never does! The link is a lie...

    • @marcbeebee6969
      @marcbeebee6969 6 місяців тому

      💔 who can keep the rain from falling down?

    • @NismoXero
      @NismoXero 6 місяців тому +1

      Seriously! I wanted to read that!!!!

    • @ai-spacedestructor
      @ai-spacedestructor 6 місяців тому

      same, i also want to read that reply and see how wrong it is.

  • @damenwhelan3236
    @damenwhelan3236 6 місяців тому +1

    6:34
    Yes Simon. Impeding an investigation is against the law... did you... did you not study law?

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 6 місяців тому +4

    There's a thousand comments saying the same thing... do people not read comments before commenting?

  • @GoatAndDog
    @GoatAndDog 6 місяців тому +4

    As for the intro the person who steals blind books is a blind burglar XD (or someone who didn't read the title)

  • @robertwalker-smith2739
    @robertwalker-smith2739 6 місяців тому +2

    Carter possibly owed his election to Ford's pardon of Nixon. Whether this is good or not remains a matter for discussion.

  • @nekot9274
    @nekot9274 6 місяців тому +4

    Putin's pardon comes with a surprise.

  • @PhoenixNL72-DEGA-
    @PhoenixNL72-DEGA- 6 місяців тому

    @00:46 "Burglary, what the.. He breaks into someone's house and steals braille books for blind people! What the fuck, where, what value does that have?"
    Me: Uhm, a blind burglar? 🤣😂

  • @jpauln42
    @jpauln42 6 місяців тому +6

    Stealing braille books? Never saw that coming.

  • @samcamp5914
    @samcamp5914 6 місяців тому +1

    Milly never needed to be pardoned for surrendering billions of dollars of military equipment and weapons to the Taliban (indirectly*) because he was never even charged. As if the wanted level cheat in the new GTA XI game is called “iVoted4Biden”.

  • @Daddyoh94
    @Daddyoh94 6 місяців тому +5

    Blaze time! 🎉😊

  • @TheBarracuda
    @TheBarracuda 6 місяців тому +1

    8:45 I want to hear the tangent that got cut

  • @stevenkramer1975
    @stevenkramer1975 4 місяці тому

    Oh Simon, you sweet naive child.

  • @TheHXCfrog
    @TheHXCfrog 6 місяців тому

    Presidential pardons of turkeys. Dubious indeed.

  • @bluzfiddler1
    @bluzfiddler1 6 місяців тому +2

    10:38 Jeez...spoiler alert Simon. 😄

  • @TrafficCamWatch
    @TrafficCamWatch 6 місяців тому +7

    The fact that Trump pardoned a cop killer and mass murderers is what I'd consider to be the absolute worst.

    • @albertchurchill4845
      @albertchurchill4845 6 місяців тому

      Norman Bethune has a monument with his statue in Gravenhurst, Ontario. He's an accessory to murder. Not in Communist China. It's all a matter of opinion. Mass murderes? Who and how many?

  • @ptbonner1976
    @ptbonner1976 6 місяців тому +8

    To accept a pardon means you admit your guilty. It doesn't mean your innocent.

    • @jokercardzz
      @jokercardzz 6 місяців тому +2

      It's the charges that get pardoned, basically it's like having all charges dropped against the person. It has nothing to do with admitting guilt or asserting innocence, but everything to do with the charges themselves.

  • @Sara-zx2wm
    @Sara-zx2wm 6 місяців тому

    FOREST GUMP....that's how I first learned about the Nixon scandal! Hahaha!

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs 6 місяців тому

    Switzerland does not extradite for Tax Crimes..

  • @Aburningqeustion
    @Aburningqeustion 6 місяців тому

    Should do a episode on bounty hunters
    They get around alot of laws.

  • @Berengier817
    @Berengier817 6 місяців тому

    6:30 absolutely yes.

  • @thegrizzlyfamily1374
    @thegrizzlyfamily1374 6 місяців тому

    ❤ the blind writer. A legend!

  • @SpacePatrollerLaser
    @SpacePatrollerLaser 6 місяців тому

    "Nothingburger" Goes back to the 1980's. I furst heard it from Ann Bursuch in c1985 and have used it ever since

  • @markclark787
    @markclark787 6 місяців тому

    My Deaft records were burned by the Catonsville Nine on May 17, 1968, just after I enlisted

  • @dmac7128
    @dmac7128 6 місяців тому

    The irony of a pardon lies in its acceptance by the one being pardoned. If one accepts a pardon, one is admitting to the crime one is being pardoned for. The only exception is a finding of fact by a court that exonerates the one being pardoned. (found innocent) That is rare because in most of those cases, an appellate court would overturn the conviction before it would ever be considered for a pardon.

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 6 місяців тому +1

    Can we please get a video on Dave.

  • @marbelzMopskartoffel
    @marbelzMopskartoffel 6 місяців тому

    One day it will be revealed that Simon is trapped by chat GTP in the basement, forcing him to read rand texts

  • @Desertdweller1965
    @Desertdweller1965 6 місяців тому

    As opposed to braille books for the sighted?

  • @dlfoster311
    @dlfoster311 6 місяців тому

    that duck sound effect has been severely overused

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 6 місяців тому +9

    Why do I think square space uses the dog grooming sample website on purpose for Simon’s ad read

  • @lovelycrimeboy8368
    @lovelycrimeboy8368 6 місяців тому

    I feel so vindicated that Dave called out Chatgpt to Simons' chagrin lol excellent content

  • @BigJeremyBeyer
    @BigJeremyBeyer 5 місяців тому

    A pardon does NOT mean the person is innocent.
    A pardon means any guilt is being forgiven.

  • @sonicgoo1121
    @sonicgoo1121 6 місяців тому +2

    I was waiting for Trump pardoning that mercenary guy who machine gunned a bunch of women and children. But then I guess you could fill a whole episode with just Trump's...

    • @seangannon6081
      @seangannon6081 6 місяців тому

      I’m sure they deserved it. How many times a day do you think about Trump?? I love that you people hate him so much you can’t even help but bring him up.

  • @AmericanPharaoh10
    @AmericanPharaoh10 6 місяців тому +3

    Trump also pardoned mercenaries who committed massacres in Iraq. I'm surprised that didn't make the list.]

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 5 місяців тому

      If he wins in November, God forbid, Simon will have to redo this video, starting with trump pardoning himself

  • @chelsbat4952
    @chelsbat4952 6 місяців тому +1

    I needz the gbt summary!!

  • @Dangernoodlle
    @Dangernoodlle 6 місяців тому +1

    Its so ironic having nancy palosi call someone else corrupt

  • @chillingwarmly5155
    @chillingwarmly5155 6 місяців тому

    Accepting a pardon being an admission of guilty means shit you're rich and in a good position. Being able to hand out pardons must be real nice if all your friends are criminals.

  • @MrEnjoivolcom1
    @MrEnjoivolcom1 5 місяців тому

    2:44 Simon, are you asking us, the audience, if you in fact are blind or not? Lol!!

  • @coolbeans6357
    @coolbeans6357 6 місяців тому

    Ty a for keeping me up to date my king... The Wissseler🎉❤

  • @desperadox7565
    @desperadox7565 Місяць тому

    Jimmy Carter is one of the 2 most internationally respected and well liked US president of my lifetime, while DJT is by far the most despised. The way they used pardons tells us a lot about why.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 4 місяці тому

    8:05 Nancy Pelosi is also one of the greatest stock traders in American history. I just love watching pots and kettles bicker. By the way it’s not considered insider trading for a politician to buy or sell stocks before passing a law or finishing a deal for government contracts. It’s one of the reasons the Vietnam war even happened.

  • @robsquared2
    @robsquared2 6 місяців тому

    Fun fact: if you accept a pardon you admit guilt.

  • @harrythompson6977
    @harrythompson6977 6 місяців тому

    i had someone break in to solely take a 100 pound kitchen knife

  • @R0bobb1e
    @R0bobb1e 6 місяців тому

    Where is the ChatGPT script? I really want to read it... Also, I love the different ways Host: ... Writer: ... and Editor: ... are described on these. I always get a chuckle at the end! :D

  • @NineteenHand
    @NineteenHand 6 місяців тому +4

    What if the books weren't stolen, but Dave just couldn't see them....😂

  • @RoseJ1983
    @RoseJ1983 3 місяці тому

    Jimmy Carter! What a Mench!❤❤

  • @bendooley550
    @bendooley550 6 місяців тому

    Nixon stabbed a guy, stabbed a guy!... Ford... "he's chill about it though."

  • @jsstockphoto
    @jsstockphoto 6 місяців тому

    No one is going to talk about the 224lbs Akita?

  • @Hillbilly001
    @Hillbilly001 6 місяців тому +5

    After this one, it's over to CC for 3 hours. Put everything on hold. Allegedly. Cheers

  • @batmanpancake96
    @batmanpancake96 6 місяців тому

    🤣 love the credits ❤❤❤

  • @griffinmckenzie7203
    @griffinmckenzie7203 6 місяців тому +9

    Man, I understand Simon isn't exactly perfect and sometimes says some very silly stuff, but come on; "He's the president, he can do whatever he wants" has got to be one of the *worst* things he's ever said...

    • @jonatanrullman
      @jonatanrullman 3 місяці тому

      Just wait until you hear Trump was president. Shit was wild.

    • @griffinmckenzie7203
      @griffinmckenzie7203 3 місяці тому

      @@jonatanrullman What, the 34 count felon, Donald J Trump? Sure doesn't seem to be getting what he wants at the moment...