@@dirtybirdsrise Your ignorance is of titanic proportions. Before judging others, make sure that you are perfect first. How many professional auto races have you ever won, CUPCAKE?
@@sergeantmasson3669 - Please provide a list of races she has actually won. There was an Indy car race in Japan that most top drivers did not compete in and that's it! I still believe her looks and novelty value are why she got most, if not all of her publicity. And I never once claimed to be a great driver or even better than Patrick.
That is sad that a comedian has to defend himself and kinda defuse a situation because 2 dummies cannot take a JOKE. He was cracking jokes about everyone, not just her and she got all sour about it. Her boyfriend too got all sour about it as well. Both of them were so salty about it that they didn't even come back the following year in 2014 when he hosted it again. If I were in Danica's shoes, I would have been laughing about that too.
+Shakah Khan Me too, I was so excited when Danica made the move to nascar but found out very quickly that her attitude is in the shitter just like her driving talent. I too would be laughing.
He's a comedian all right, but being Danica was being a bitch about the situation. He roasted everyone and the ones getting roasted even laughed at it. She didn't.
It was funny, hell, I laughed out loud when I heard it. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's a bitch about the situation. lol. Some people just have a different sense of humor than others. Everyone is different.
She takes herself WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! The boyfriend didn't laugh because he was afraid Danica would abuse him physically when they got home. Feel sorry for the boyfriend.
@@devo076she literally cant take a joke and said Jay isnt a fan. Twitter then ripped on Jay (mostly Danica) about it and Jay rebutdtaled because she couldn’t take a joke, just look at her reactions and how she forced a smile
My son and I had a chance to meet Ricky at Sonoma this year. To all the people saying he has no personality, you are flat our wrong. He was one of the nicest most cordial drivers on the track. He gave my 3 year old a fist bump and signed his book. He seemed very genuinely happy to give us just 30 seconds of his time.
Imagine how they would have reacted if they had been roasted by Don Rickles back in the day. He hit hard with the sarcastic jokes and was hilarious doing it to some very famous people.
Jay Mohr is awesome and so down-to-earth, too. He's been hosting Blizzcon for 14 consecutive years and has not ceased being funny. (I think a Guinness World Record for # of times hosting a game convention and 2nd to Billy Crystal @ the Academy Awards for hosting an annual awards show).
Is this woman ever happy about anything? She always acts as if everything is a bother to her. She needs an attitude adjustment about life. Women with better outlooks on life and with more humble attitudes and better personalities could do great in this sport. She seems like a bitter, miserable person in private life.
When Jay was on Opie and Anthony, they were talking about the mainstream media and whatnot. Jay said "....and stop trying to make me think Danica Patrick is hot. She's not!" Laughed my ass off.
I thought the same thing...funny enough I saw an interview with them (spencer and Heidi) last night..they came off VERY humble and weren't in designer clothing. They talked about how they were rich douches and full of shit...losing everything (money home etc) made them re-evaluate who they were. I was shocked.
charismatic9904 haha cool but yeah after they blew the 10 Mil or whatever they owned I hope they would re-evaluate their actions and become less douchyyy :-)
it's funny because Danica Patrick is INCREDIBLY overrated and gets way too much attention for (lack of) accomplishments. last time I checked, she's only ever won 1, SINGLE, insignificant race in her entire career and that was during her days of open-wheel. she deserves to be the butt of jokes until she... A) starts winning B) retires
ONLY one Indy Car race win. Which makes her the most successful woman in the history of Indy racing. What's your record like mate? Oh, let me guess. Zero starts for zero wins? And we should take your opinion seriously because?
Katrina Paton He never claimed to be a good driver. His point was very concise and clear. Danica sucks. Not because she's a woman, because she crashes herself every other race (that's being conservative), and never gets above 20th in points. 1 win is absolutely nothing in professional racing compared to other professional drivers. The only reason she gets any attention is because she's a woman.
She was boo'd heavily in Indycar just for saying it wasn't her fault they weren't fast at Indianapolis one year, and since then, haters have been relentless with talking trash about her. She's seen, read, and heard it all, but she's never had practice with feeling out of place as someone's date, in an event honoring the best of the best. She really looked uncertain with how to react, especially with knowing she's such a center of attention. She looks totally caught off-guard.
You dont have to worry about shit, and in fact it's not your place to worry. Danica's surely not worried... she's endured prejudice and discrimination and criticism her whole career.
Gramps Ford Let me educate you on prejudice and discrimination. Prejudice doesn't apply here because she has proven that she is not a good driver. Therefore we are judging based on a known/historical precedence. When it comes to discrimination, this is actually a case of reverse-discrimination because she has received an opportunity, not because of skill and ability, but because she is a "minority" in racing. Furthermore, She should be extremely worried, because for the second straight year she will probably finish as the worst of the drivers in "top-tier" equipment. When the costs of running poorly start to pile up, her ROI as a marketing "tool" will diminish. However, judging by the quality of your other posts, this will probably go over your head. But it's worth a try.
Aaron Hall "Let me educate you" Go ahead and try. Wait... was that you're 'attempt'? "Prejudice doesn't apply here" I wasn't implying that it does. Learn how to read and comprehend. "we are judging" _'we'?_ I... don't see your name attached to the comment I responded to. "When it comes to discrimination" Oh boy, is this where you actually begin trying to _educate?_ "this is actually a case of reverse-discrimination" And _that_ was a weak effort to find something incorrect that you can use to troll me, but it failed. Obviously you're in over your head, but no worries, I know your reading skill didn't accommodate your desire to be a smartass... +amurican35 stated, "now we have to worry about how Danika feels." key word here is 'now', which later determines the significance of details in my response. See, 'now' doesn't suggest that we can suddenly integrate the information into our reaction to _her_ reaction; It suggests that we should anticipate her reaction from that point, _forward._ Therefore, my statement was in suggesting that being roasted or insulted would not worry her because she's been through much worse, not that she was enduring it at the moment of being roasted. I mean, damn, I can't even contemplate how it would make sense to suggest Jay was using any form of prejudice or discrimination. I can only think you came to such a conclusion because you're a dumbass, which actually means I'd never listen to your brilliant assessment of her driving or need for worry... CLEARLY you failed to demonstrate the mental capacity for reasoning on such a level.
amurican35 "Were screwed. I miss the days of Petty and Trickle, and Sr. now we have to worry about how Danika feels." If you feel your screwed because now u need worry about Danica, then obviously you have too much focus and emotional investment in her. It's a chick in a car trying to compete with the best,who are all _far more experienced_ with driving those cars, so even in comparing her to them, if the actual facts are to be considered, she's doing very well. Only the haters and idiots fail to demonstrate logic or reason, because they're too fucking hard up with trying to insult someone. You're a turd, the absolute worst person to assume their opinion matters because believe me, it doesn't when insults are more important than reasoning.
It was the same when ricky gervais did the oscars. Anyone he talked about got all uppity. It's a joke, chill out. You're only making yourself look like a fool.
It's sad he had to apologize for what he said since she can't take a joke. He shouldn't had to apologize to her an I bet he didn't want to either. I think Paul Mooney should roast her.
She could take a page out of Amy Shumer's book who used to sit there at roasts and get hammered with comments, smile, laugh, and hit em back so hard they'd fall out of their chair. Of course Amy is actually winning in her career.
Would love to see danica’s trophy case. One first place trophy and then a ton of like bs inspiration awards that don’t have anything to do with driving
Danica doesn't think its funny cause its the truth . She is not a good driver in the Nascar series . She is a pretty face and she is a member of a great Nascar team so its not the CAR, Until she actually figures it out she will be a bit of a joke for the sport because to market her ,makes the sport stronger.But if you point out the overwhelming lack of success in the actual events it appears to be a crime. She was better in The Indy Cars and most drivers don't do well in that transition to Nascar. I don't think she will ever win a Nascar race. She simply is not that class of driver in the Nascar series. Dale Earnhart is more relevant but he grew up with the series and even he has underwhelmed as well . Both are likeable Drivers but sports is judged by results not looks. In Danica Patrick case , those results are pretty laughable.
***** No one is picking on anyone when you point out the results. You state she is a great marketing success. That is not in dispute. She is not a great Nascar driver when you consider the money behind her and the results on the track. To say someone hasn't won a Nascar race or isn't a factor in almost every single race is merely stating the obvious . The reason Danica is insecure in this humor is because it hits a tad to close to her realities. If you are a real Nascar fan and watch a lot of races which I do, its just clear she is not on rise in the sport because she is out f her league . But you are right that she certainly is a face Nascar wants to do well. The only part of te plan that is failing is her ability. Everyone is backing her and its not happening for ONE reason = that's her ability or lack thereof. So get a sense of humor as its funny and shes a millionaire many times over . The joke was funny.
***** Simon it is pretty simple. Winning gains everyone respect . This is about as tame of comedy as it gets. She garnishes the attention because she is a well known pretty face . You could say she seeks it . She is paid well for it .The fact that she is known is what makes her a target for this type of humor. Because we all know who she is and all Nascar fans know she doesn't do well in the races. Its a formula that will last forever because the attention she gets is extremely disproportionate to her success. That's why its funny.
***** If I had her financial success for doing so little, I would laugh my ass all the way to the bank. I think you and her need to find a sense of humor . THE END !
She was never in F1 and that's good for her because she would be slaughtered out there. F1 drivers are quite a special breed and Patrick isn't that. I agree with everything else you said.
***** Yep.....Simple Simon i Ilke the tye dye, the beach and the babes and humor.. I suppose its beyond your scope as was this segment. Don't feel bad there are a lot of people who just don't get it ! lol Life is Great :)
Well some people doesn't like jokes about themselves :) Some people have different sense of humour. So I understand both Jay and Danica. But that first joke with front was Awesome :D
If this guy ever shows up on one of those Comedy Central roasts, they ought to do five minutes on how scared he is of Danica Patrick. I guess he was afraid she would run up on the stage & get in his face.
Just like her opponents on the track, nobody's scared of Danica Patrick. But everyone's afraid of having their livelihood threatened because some untalented cunt can't take a joke.
Jay wasn't scared of her in the least, but he could tell that poor Ricky might get another beating if he made him laugh at one of his Danica jokes! He saved oh Ricky's life this night! She sure thinks her sh*t doesnt stink, but she just has a gear shift stuck up her a**!!! She wouldn't know how to lighten up if it was right in front of her. Same as the finish line and a top 10. She's sure something though.
"Not used to being this close to the front" oh so fucking true. Personally I gave up on nascrap this year with all the "well lets put him in the chase" even though he has 26 races to get in and couldn't. Well lets add a 13th driver so everybody feels included. Make it up as you go along rule book.
It's actually pretty rude of her to have a such an obviously cold reaction. Making a host feel like he's done something wrong when what he said was perfectly fine in this sort of environment. If you can't take a little light-hearted ribbing then award ceremonies aren't for you and you should probably stay home.
Only at Nascar does a comedian have to explain roasting lol
His near the front punchline was straight brutal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah most NASCAR fans only finished the 5th grade. LOL
@@brandond5209 G F Y
god they are poor and stupid
its too poor and too stupid
Ricky looks scared to laugh.
No
Because it's not funny and it's awkward.
Btw She dumped him
@@the420secrets6 Ricky has crashed far more than Danica ever did.
@@hiphopguru81 It was funny, especially because of their reaction
How can she not be embarrassed after he felt compelled to apologize because of her cold demeanor?
***** She didn't. She has no soul
That's kind of true.@@BrandonHawkinRacing
Why did you name your UA-cam channel in and out?
That apology at the end was so forced because of that crybaby Danica.
"Crybaby" Danica Patrick became the most successful female race car driver in auto racing history, DIPSTICK.
@@sergeantmasson3669 She still acted like a crybaby here. Never trust people who can not laugh at themselves
@@sergeantmasson3669 running in the back and always crashing is very impressive 🥴
@@dirtybirdsrise Your ignorance is of titanic proportions. Before judging others, make sure that you are perfect first. How many professional auto races have you ever won, CUPCAKE?
@@bosto23 Guaranteed that Danica could outdrive/outrace you anywhere/anytime.
If Danica was actually winning or even running near the frount of the pack, she would actually deserve the attention she gets.
she was at one point paid to wreck because getting on the news was a big advertising stunt.
I do not believe that.
@@timmyvindiesel3889 Totally false ! Everybody has a right to be stupid sometimes but you're abusing the privilege.
@@scootergeorge9576 Danica Patrick was far better of a race car driver than you could ever hope to be
@@sergeantmasson3669 - Please provide a list of races she has actually won. There was an Indy car race in Japan that most top drivers did not compete in and that's it! I still believe her looks and novelty value are why she got most, if not all of her publicity. And I never once claimed to be a great driver or even better than Patrick.
Lighten up Danica, you were outside the Top 20 in points driving for one of the best teams in the sport. It's a performance-based sport.
Didn't expect you here
She really can't take a joke can she? Jeez lady lighten up.
she's a Pisces, what do you expect?
Cannot stand her
Not that type of humour
Rocco Ravioli Its sexist jokes tf u mean
Unlikable You’re stupid. He makes fun of all the drivers at this banquet, not just Danica.
That is sad that a comedian has to defend himself and kinda defuse a situation because 2 dummies cannot take a JOKE. He was cracking jokes about everyone, not just her and she got all sour about it. Her boyfriend too got all sour about it as well. Both of them were so salty about it that they didn't even come back the following year in 2014 when he hosted it again. If I were in Danica's shoes, I would have been laughing about that too.
+Shakah Khan Me too, I was so excited when Danica made the move to nascar but found out very quickly that her attitude is in the shitter just like her driving talent. I too would be laughing.
He's a comedian all right, but being Danica was being a bitch about the situation. He roasted everyone and the ones getting roasted even laughed at it. She didn't.
It was funny, hell, I laughed out loud when I heard it. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's a bitch about the situation. lol. Some people just have a different sense of humor than others. Everyone is different.
+I'm the Real One. She's lucky she wasn't roasted by Andrew Dice Clay-especially if he was his younger self. She would've walked out for sure.
She wasn't smart enough to get the jokes
She takes herself WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! The boyfriend didn't laugh because he was afraid Danica would abuse him physically when they got home. Feel sorry for the boyfriend.
ricky stenhouse jr. or wrecky spinhouse jr
She could abuse me physically all day long lol
Or on the track
Also if she took herself less seriously and made some jokes about her performance k would respect her a lot
He probably would’ve turn to will smith if he laughed 😂
Danica has always been very rude and unpleasant.
I don't see how she was rude and unpleasant here.
@@devo076 really?
@@devo076she literally cant take a joke and said Jay isnt a fan. Twitter then ripped on Jay (mostly Danica) about it and Jay rebutdtaled because she couldn’t take a joke, just look at her reactions and how she forced a smile
Always had her self made pity party going on . I was happy she left car racing , she was a commercial , not a sports person.
Why so serious? Feel sorry for the dude dealing with that bioch.
Big time.
They both seem like they can't get over themselves.
Exactly.
Good job Jay Mohr! And don't worry, it's not your fault some people don't have a sense of humour.
It's not his fault that nobody recognizes his name anymore either.
@@thee_morpheus yeah you notice how he didn't apologize to her bf as well? He knew he only had to apologize to her to continue without problem.
doug benjamin we get it. You were born in 2002
People are too hard on Danica... but not Jay this was hilarious!
Hey my boi doubledud
This was the only time where someone could not rant about her
DoubleEdud
Me:danica has another crush
You:what!
Me:the wall
Me and you:laugh😂😂😂
Looks like her boyfriend should be a little harder on her..maybe she`d lighten up....
eric estepp throwback
She's lucky it was Jay Mohr others would've kept going and not forgive...
Really could you imagine if Don Rickles in his day had roasted her.
yeah like jeff Ross
Greg Giraldo-game over
Wonder what Andrew Dice Clay would have said lol
Or Ricky Gervais!
Danica went on to crash into 3 table and a server. she blamed he mis steps on her shoes.
😁
Which were probably purchased by Ricky as a gift so she probably blamed it on him.
0:09 "Danica I hope you are not too uncomfortable tonight, I know your not used to be this close to the front". Sick burn. Brutal.
I didn't get it
Very funny, even more funny that Patrick was not laughing.
Ricky is just as bad. ZERO personality.
He's just p-whipped.
Quinn McCully Yup you can tell because he smiled when it was directed to him but was all serious when she was the focus.
That’s an insult to the number zero.
Seriously, he tells a joke about her, she puts on a pouty boo hoo face, and then everyone blows up on him, forcing him to apologize to her...
+Harrison Kubicki Thats political correctness gone mad.
So what exactly did she do?
Feminist are the cancer of America!
"You don't really have to applaude for him" LMAOOOOO
My son and I had a chance to meet Ricky at Sonoma this year. To all the people saying he has no personality, you are flat our wrong. He was one of the nicest most cordial drivers on the track. He gave my 3 year old a fist bump and signed his book. He seemed very genuinely happy to give us just 30 seconds of his time.
Love how she laughed when he made fun of Ricky.
Imagine how they would have reacted if they had been roasted by Don Rickles back in the day. He hit hard with the sarcastic jokes and was hilarious doing it to some very famous people.
He woulda gave her a cookie and she'd go away
She's one of those people who are stiff as a board and take themselves too seriously.Once you trigger her , she'll never let it go
when he had mobsters watching his back….he could ride The Kennedy’s and The Queen…what are they gonna do…fahgeddaboudit!
2:54 Rick’s face after Morgh says “I love Danica”
She hasn't won a race since 2008.
Chris Baker she won a race ? 🤷♂️
It was the Japan Indy 500
@@kash45 Motegi 300*
@@mvnasti on a fuel gamble, the year that half of the field went to japan and the other half went to Long Beach to drive in champcar's final race
Jay Mohr is awesome and so down-to-earth, too. He's been hosting Blizzcon for 14 consecutive years and has not ceased being funny. (I think a Guinness World Record for # of times hosting a game convention and 2nd to Billy Crystal @ the Academy Awards for hosting an annual awards show).
lol...people dont hate danica, I think most hate what she stands for, essentially marketing ability over racing ability...Jay killed it thou..LOL
Is this woman ever happy about anything? She always acts as if everything is a bother to her.
She needs an attitude adjustment about life. Women with better outlooks on life and with more humble attitudes and better personalities could do great in this sport.
She seems like a bitter, miserable person in private life.
Meet the modern Western woman.
Jay Mohr killed it! That was hilarious.
lmao we got 2000 people laughing & Danica going no its not funny! That was the best part
When Jay was on Opie and Anthony, they were talking about the mainstream media and whatnot. Jay said "....and stop trying to make me think Danica Patrick is hot. She's not!" Laughed my ass off.
He was funny and they just ruined it. He should have embarrassed them
Don't know who she is but Danica is one of those names. One of those names where you think 'bitch'
lol, I gotta admit that the director did kind of stifled the vibe by just showing the frowning people. Added to the awkwardness.
Just be thankful for these token awards they're giving you, Danica. Because that's ALL you ever win in NASCAR!
He roasts Ricky, nice smile. Roasts Danica, Medusa gaze.
Jay is Legend-Deal with it
Never heard of him anymore. Who know why …
She was only mad cause he told the truth
Haha she needs to lighten up..it was just a joke.
LOL. ULTIMATE shade thrown. wow. had me rolling in dying tears. Ricky Jr. You don't have to really clap for him. lol.
what an uptight couple
is it just me? This pair kinda reminds me of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag!!!
I thought the same thing...funny enough I saw an interview with them (spencer and Heidi) last night..they came off VERY humble and weren't in designer clothing. They talked about how they were rich douches and full of shit...losing everything (money home etc) made them re-evaluate who they were. I was shocked.
charismatic9904
haha cool but yeah after they blew the 10 Mil or whatever they owned I hope they would re-evaluate their actions and become less douchyyy :-)
Danica 'thin skinned' Patrick
One thing that I have learned in life that has helped me a lot is to not take myself too seriously.
it's funny because Danica Patrick is INCREDIBLY overrated and gets way too much attention for (lack of) accomplishments. last time I checked, she's only ever won 1, SINGLE, insignificant race in her entire career and that was during her days of open-wheel.
she deserves to be the butt of jokes until she...
A) starts winning
B) retires
ONLY one Indy Car race win. Which makes her the most successful woman in the history of Indy racing. What's your record like mate? Oh, let me guess. Zero starts for zero wins? And we should take your opinion seriously because?
Katrina Paton He never claimed to be a good driver. His point was very concise and clear. Danica sucks. Not because she's a woman, because she crashes herself every other race (that's being conservative), and never gets above 20th in points. 1 win is absolutely nothing in professional racing compared to other professional drivers. The only reason she gets any attention is because she's a woman.
Katrina Paton lmfao loser
@@katrinapaton5283 Because he's right!😎✌
The look on Danica's face (and her boyfriend too) is absolutely priceless. They're hating every minute of it but hysterical to watch.
Haha, she put on the "Kanye Face" lmfao.
Jay Mohr is awesome...very funny!
Danica is a C and Rickie needs to grow a set.
She was boo'd heavily in Indycar just for saying it wasn't her fault they weren't fast at Indianapolis one year, and since then, haters have been relentless with talking trash about her. She's seen, read, and heard it all, but she's never had practice with feeling out of place as someone's date, in an event honoring the best of the best. She really looked uncertain with how to react, especially with knowing she's such a center of attention. She looks totally caught off-guard.
The Kasey Kahne and Ryan Newman joke at the end was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
Were screwed. I miss the days of Petty and Trickle, and Sr. now we have to worry about how Danika feels.
You dont have to worry about shit, and in fact it's not your place to worry. Danica's surely not worried... she's endured prejudice and discrimination and criticism her whole career.
Gramps Ford Let me educate you on prejudice and discrimination. Prejudice doesn't apply here because she has proven that she is not a good driver. Therefore we are judging based on a known/historical precedence. When it comes to discrimination, this is actually a case of reverse-discrimination because she has received an opportunity, not because of skill and ability, but because she is a "minority" in racing. Furthermore, She should be extremely worried, because for the second straight year she will probably finish as the worst of the drivers in "top-tier" equipment. When the costs of running poorly start to pile up, her ROI as a marketing "tool" will diminish. However, judging by the quality of your other posts, this will probably go over your head. But it's worth a try.
Gramps Ford Yeah , cause she sucks at driving.
Aaron Hall "Let me educate you"
Go ahead and try. Wait... was that you're 'attempt'?
"Prejudice doesn't apply here"
I wasn't implying that it does. Learn how to read and comprehend.
"we are judging"
_'we'?_ I... don't see your name attached to the comment I responded to.
"When it comes to discrimination"
Oh boy, is this where you actually begin trying to _educate?_
"this is actually a case of reverse-discrimination"
And _that_ was a weak effort to find something incorrect that you can use to troll me, but it failed. Obviously you're in over your head, but no worries, I know your reading skill didn't accommodate your desire to be a smartass...
+amurican35 stated, "now we have to worry about how Danika feels." key word here is 'now', which later determines the significance of details in my response. See, 'now' doesn't suggest that we can suddenly integrate the information into our reaction to _her_ reaction; It suggests that we should anticipate her reaction from that point, _forward._
Therefore, my statement was in suggesting that being roasted or insulted would not worry her because she's been through much worse, not that she was enduring it at the moment of being roasted. I mean, damn, I can't even contemplate how it would make sense to suggest Jay was using any form of prejudice or discrimination. I can only think you came to such a conclusion because you're a dumbass, which actually means I'd never listen to your brilliant assessment of her driving or need for worry... CLEARLY you failed to demonstrate the mental capacity for reasoning on such a level.
amurican35 "Were screwed. I miss the days of Petty and Trickle, and Sr. now we have to worry about how Danika feels."
If you feel your screwed because now u need worry about Danica, then obviously you have too much focus and emotional investment in her. It's a chick in a car trying to compete with the best,who are all _far more experienced_ with driving those cars, so even in comparing her to them, if the actual facts are to be considered, she's doing very well. Only the haters and idiots fail to demonstrate logic or reason, because they're too fucking hard up with trying to insult someone.
You're a turd, the absolute worst person to assume their opinion matters because believe me, it doesn't when insults are more important than reasoning.
It was the same when ricky gervais did the oscars. Anyone he talked about got all uppity. It's a joke, chill out. You're only making yourself look like a fool.
First thing that came to mind when Ricky Penthouse one a race, that it was the closest Danica will get to victory lane.
She knew the chaos was coming. Couldn`t take a joke.
C'mon Danica, just go along with it. He's a comedian!
A better joke would have been "What did you guys think of Paul Walker's Dale Earnhardt impersonation?"
What a morbid joke! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Take a joke Danica... Jay Mohr is great
lmfao I died with that opening joke!!!
26th out of 28th in full time drivers. She does not deserve a a major team.
She silenced all the haters, and 2 laps later showed why she’s hated
It's sad he had to apologize for what he said since she can't take a joke. He shouldn't had to apologize to her an I bet he didn't want to either. I think Paul Mooney should roast her.
Great video from beginning to end
Danica and her boyfriend look like they need pit orders to know when to smile.
They must be a blast at parties. Sheesh. That was like kindergarten roasting and they looked so upset as if JJ dropped REAL roasting on her.
DAMN! Jay Mohr you funny!
She could take a page out of Amy Shumer's book who used to sit there at roasts and get hammered with comments, smile, laugh, and hit em back so hard they'd fall out of their chair. Of course Amy is actually winning in her career.
Where is will Smith
I swear i thought i saw Will Smith in the audience! lmao
Wow. When did America loose it's sense of humor?!!'
TheNaturalPatHarris 2014 id day
she is not america
Not America. Danica and the girl she was sitting with...
When they started spelling lose with an extra O. You asked.
Would love to see danica’s trophy case. One first place trophy and then a ton of like bs inspiration awards that don’t have anything to do with driving
It was more profitable for her to pose for posters than to practice driving.
Danica doesn't think its funny cause its the truth . She is not a good driver in the Nascar series . She is a pretty face and she is a member of a great Nascar team so its not the CAR, Until she actually figures it out she will be a bit of a joke for the sport because to market her ,makes the sport stronger.But if you point out the overwhelming lack of success in the actual events it appears to be a crime. She was better in The Indy Cars and most drivers don't do well in that transition to Nascar. I don't think she will ever win a Nascar race. She simply is not that class of driver in the Nascar series. Dale Earnhart is more relevant but he grew up with the series and even he has underwhelmed as well . Both are likeable Drivers but sports is judged by results not looks. In Danica Patrick case , those results are pretty laughable.
*****
No one is picking on anyone when you point out the results. You state she is a great marketing success. That is not in dispute. She is not a great Nascar driver when you consider the money behind her and the results on the track. To say someone hasn't won a Nascar race or isn't a factor in almost every single race is merely stating the obvious . The reason Danica is insecure in this humor is because it hits a tad to close to her realities. If you are a real Nascar fan and watch a lot of races which I do, its just clear she is not on rise in the sport because she is out f her league . But you are right that she certainly is a face Nascar wants to do well. The only part of te plan that is failing is her ability. Everyone is backing her and its not happening for ONE reason = that's her ability or lack thereof. So get a sense of humor as its funny and shes a millionaire many times over . The joke was funny.
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Simon it is pretty simple. Winning gains everyone respect . This is about as tame of comedy as it gets. She garnishes the attention because she is a well known pretty face . You could say she seeks it . She is paid well for it .The fact that she is known is what makes her a target for this type of humor. Because we all know who she is and all Nascar fans know she doesn't do well in the races. Its a formula that will last forever because the attention she gets is extremely disproportionate to her success. That's why its funny.
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If I had her financial success for doing so little, I would laugh my ass all the way to the bank. I think you and her need to find a sense of humor . THE END !
She was never in F1 and that's good for her because she would be slaughtered out there. F1 drivers are quite a special breed and Patrick isn't that. I agree with everything else you said.
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Yep.....Simple Simon i Ilke the tye dye, the beach and the babes and humor.. I suppose its beyond your scope as was this segment. Don't feel bad there are a lot of people who just don't get it ! lol Life is Great :)
I hate it when celebrities do this. Zero reaction with a camera on them, it ruins it for everyone.
Once again Danica making women look bad
Ryan Lagoda this!!
It could have been worse if Andrew Dice Clay hosted.
lol, that would be incredible.
That would be epic! 😂
Little Ricky sitting there like he was gonna do something
remember when they were saying that she was lighter than most drivers and that would've been an advantage? lol
It would have been an advantage if she could actually drive
That first burn was awesome xD
I LOVE IT!……. Jay annihilated those two with the personalities of a carrot!🤦🏻♂️
Not really. Maybe you are projecting
Run Ricky, RUN!!!!!!
Well some people doesn't like jokes about themselves :) Some people have different sense of humour. So I understand both Jay and Danica. But that first joke with front was Awesome :D
and if you can't take a joke people will just joke on you more and harder. All you need to do is laugh at it and turn around and joke back.
They knew it was a roast before hand though...
“I think Danica Patrick is a talented driver”
Me: say SIKE right NOW
Having seen Danica Patrick in person. She is rude, stuck up, self centered & very unpleasant to be around....
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I have heard several people say that, even four years later.
Firesuit joke was hilarious!
Danica needs to laugh more and stop being so serious, its a joke ha ha have a sense of humor woman.
Is that ricky spinhouse side with danica?
If this guy ever shows up on one of those Comedy Central roasts, they ought to do five minutes on how scared he is of Danica Patrick. I guess he was afraid she would run up on the stage & get in his face.
Just like her opponents on the track, nobody's scared of Danica Patrick. But everyone's afraid of having their livelihood threatened because some untalented cunt can't take a joke.
Risergy Wow, she has that kind of power? Obama better hope that she and Bar Rafaeli don't team up to get him impeached.
Jay wasn't scared of her in the least, but he could tell that poor Ricky might get another beating if he made him laugh at one of his Danica jokes! He saved oh Ricky's life this night! She sure thinks her sh*t doesnt stink, but she just has a gear shift stuck up her a**!!! She wouldn't know how to lighten up if it was right in front of her. Same as the finish line and a top 10. She's sure something though.
comedy gold
"Not used to being this close to the front" oh so fucking true. Personally I gave up on nascrap this year with all the "well lets put him in the chase" even though he has 26 races to get in and couldn't. Well lets add a 13th driver so everybody feels included. Make it up as you go along rule book.
If you gave up on 'nascrap' then just walk away. Why you all up on the web digging for 'nascrap' stuff to look at? Just fuck off and be done.
What a jolly couple they are.
This gives way too much will Smith and Jada vibes.
Thats a roast
She can't even take a joke that light?
Saw this on Yahoo front page and thought it was something harsh, but that girl is STONE COLD
I love how she laughed at Ricky's joke. Also she almost laughed at another joke.
She's popular because she's pretty. It's too bad.
lol, at the fire suit joke. hilarious.
Damn....uptight!
I am so glad to see this many people defend comedy. Words only hurt if they're true.
It's actually pretty rude of her to have a such an obviously cold reaction. Making a host feel like he's done something wrong when what he said was perfectly fine in this sort of environment. If you can't take a little light-hearted ribbing then award ceremonies aren't for you and you should probably stay home.
It's true you only roast the ones you love. I do it all the time to my friends and they do it back to me they love it.