I love the implied backstory that his character took everything he learned as a kid growing up in the North End and spun it into corporate gold for Subway. Also he has orders to be shot on sight if he ever sets foot in the North End again lol.
I'm a fan of publicly scorned white men. And women. Aunt Becky is still my home girl. Also, John breaking character is cracking me up right now this sketch is nice and silly. Reminds me of the brilliant humor of Kids in the hall. I know that was also Lorne but it's Canadian so it's different but I still like it.
@Former Auror Well, he's a convicted sex offender who has been sitting in a cell since 2015, and he won't see the outside world again until at least 2029. Also, he's been attacked in prison, so yeah, his life is in the crapper. When he's finally free, he'll be shunned by everyone and have nothing but time on his hands, which means he will reoffend and go right back to prison. So much for those millions of dollars . . .
Five Dollar Footlong Original Jingle Subway is a sandwich restaurant We're known for small jeans Jared So if you want a sandwich Then Subway is an option If you have five dollars then You can buy a sandwich But it won't get you cookies Or Baked Lays or a soda
John is so incredible. He brings his A game to anything he does. From making his own horror movie a Quiet Place with his wife to pulling one of the best SNL performances ever from a host. Dude has talent and skill from hard work.
This was a good, little, feisty nugget of a skit. John K and Beck Bennett have good comedic chemistry. John morphed into the sleazy sales pitchman very well.
So tired of him breaking into that half laugh face and ruining every skit he is in. He definitely needs to be replaced already and it has gotten soooo old and not funny.
@@goodvidz1140 I’m guessing you don’t eat bread ehh? Most every bread product in the us has sugar in it. Try baking bread at home with no sugar and with sugar and get back to me.
Kenan is the only SNL character I've ever seen who masterfully breaks character by smiling or laughing. When he does it the skit only becomes better, he's really mastered his craft.
Ehhhhh, the keto crowd... maybe. I think I'd lean into some kind of cauliflower wrap or something that can be like bread, but without the carbs. Their whole appeal that let's them survive is that they appear right next to the fast foods at rest stops and fast stations. For truckers and road trippers, they're the "healthy option". Lean into it.
Hey, SNL, stop underutilizing Chloe. She's not just an incredibly pretty face, she's also one of your most talented comedians. Just look at any of her At Home remote sketches, she could easily carry the show by herself.
I think part of the problem is that SNL has now got way too many cast members - and quite a few of them seem to have overlapping talents and character types (for example, Andrew Dismukes seems to be essentially a discount Kyle Mooney) - so a lot of them are naturally underutilised since they obviously can't use everyone in every skit. I'm not saying any of the cast members (old or new) are necessarily bad, but I'm not entirely sure they should have taken on as many new people as they seem to have done the past couple of seasons without letting some of the old ones go. As it is now, it's like there's a blockage of cast members and the only ones guaranteed any significant airtime from episode to episode are Kate (which I'm fine with) and Pete (whom I personally could do without).
That last joke hit home lol. I’m pretty sure being suicidal when I was 19 and about to get fired saved my job. I legitimately had a total meltdown in my managers office and she didn’t fire me. Looking bad, I wonder what she must’ve been thinking.
I like the implication that the two have been running Subway's marketing for 25+ years but really only had one good idea (Jared), which eventually blew up into a total disaster for the company (their rejected idea for the $5 Footlong campaign being terrible), and they've just been coasting along since then, maybe keeping their jobs by making some sort of severe threat of self harm every time they're threatened with being fired.
Why is this the first time I’ve ever seen Andrew dismukes and hes had a major role in a few skits, good for him! Idk how long he’s even been a cast member for 😂
I wish I could change the flow of every single business meeting I’m in by asking the last person who talking with, “Ey can I ax you sumthn, you gotta brain damage??”
I'm really glad they're show casing Dismukes. He's clearly talented and seems to have the ability to be one of the new big cast members, but the show's been floundering with COVID so much lately that it feels like they've been putting off giving him or the others a real chance.
I grabbed the veggie delight on Saturday. I eat the cheese, then the veggies, then some bread. It's keto-esque, healthier, and wrapped in paper. It's still too expensive. NOBODY ever buys the "salad", thankfully.
Ok the coordination and unison of John and Becks Jingle kinda blew my mind
:p
Yes!
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You’re easy, we like that.
@@JohnSmith-qf1jn in high school they used to call him Easy Rider.
John Krasinski's sleazy Boston Italian accent and mannerisms are absolutely spot-on. Very impressive.
well johns from boston so
I love the implied backstory that his character took everything he learned as a kid growing up in the North End and spun it into corporate gold for Subway. Also he has orders to be shot on sight if he ever sets foot in the North End again lol.
Literally sounding like a Saugus Sausage
beritis
He should do more characters like that. So many of the people he plays are essentially the same.
Subway’s new print ad should be “We’re Subway. We don’t do bareetus here.”
...give them time
Feed us bareetus.
give us the bareetus
Just don't have too many bareetus, or you might get diabeetus.
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The out-of-style , vintage suits, are the perfect touch for John and Beck lmaoo
The ties are killing me. They're so impeccably wide.
Very 90s
It was John Krasinski’s accent & delivery of “this a fetish..” and Kenan & John trying not to crack for me😂
I agree. He sounds like a Paul Giamotti clone mixed with a little Pacino
And "barritas" 😂
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“You get off by watching people eat a bowl of ham?” 😂😂😂
Give me a flexible plastic fork with vinegar lube. Hot time tonight!!!
Imagine John and Beck annoying everyone at the SNL offices rehearsing that song.
Beck’s wig style has been all over the place today haha!
I knew it. Someone has a Beck obsession. He's good. Give it a rest. He's not in danger of losing his spot on the cast
@@eviljigglypuff2254 Sure do. You mad?
Good catch
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John’s voice is literally out of control.
Ehh you don’t bring Subway into the twenny-twennies with a bowla saLAMi, arright? You do it with a STAWRRY
Now THAT is a Boston accent.
Yeah, he nailed that voice and character.
His "Stawrry" sounded like Al Pacino.
@@nimue325 And he is from around there so it makes sense that he would nail a boston accent
Andrew Dismukes looks like a discount John Mulaney clone that hasn't matured yet.
John Mulaney looks like a John Mulaney that hasn't aged yet.
he looks more like the actor playing Prince Charles in 'The Crown'.
(he isn't actually that actor, is he?)
@@tylerm3577 I thought the same 😂
More like a Mikey Day stunt double
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I’m just shocked this had nothing to do with “tuna”
Same
Right, that would have been a double win for office fans. Tuna!
Neither does their tuna sandwich!!😂
So you're forcing "The Office" jokes for a decade, but when you have a perfectly good timing, you just don't. Good job, SNL.
Right.
“We’re the Jared guys” 😂😂😂 imagine actually being the Jared guy... big oof
Imagine being the guy that still says “big oof”
I’d rather be Jared.
I'm a fan of publicly scorned white men. And women. Aunt Becky is still my home girl. Also, John breaking character is cracking me up right now this sketch is nice and silly.
Reminds me of the brilliant humor of Kids in the hall. I know that was also Lorne but it's Canadian so it's different but I still like it.
@Jared Wiens well I hate Natalee Holloway.
@@916mw good one
@Former Auror Well, he's a convicted sex offender who has been sitting in a cell since 2015, and he won't see the outside world again until at least 2029. Also, he's been attacked in prison, so yeah, his life is in the crapper. When he's finally free, he'll be shunned by everyone and have nothing but time on his hands, which means he will reoffend and go right back to prison. So much for those millions of dollars . . .
We'll say: Bring Back Jared
Subway:noooooooooooooooo
🗣: Hey, how about Jussie Smoll-............
Subway: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
~~ at first I thought they were talking about Donald's Nazi son in law .
Seriously. What happened to Jared? I really liked him in the commercials but then he disappeared.
@@BbGun-lw5vi he found a new home where he didn’t have to pay rent and gets his salad tossed daily.
Surprised this didn't get very existential like the other corporate rebranding sketches they did for Barbie and other companies.
Missed opportunity.
Especially like the pampers sketch
Tyler Phillips Exactly like those skits were funny and this was just bad
What other companies? The Barbie ones were gold.
Was gonna like the comment but it’s at 420 likes so I can’t 😢
Five Dollar Footlong Original Jingle
Subway is a sandwich restaurant
We're known for small jeans Jared
So if you want a sandwich
Then Subway is an option
If you have five dollars then
You can buy a sandwich
But it won't get you cookies
Or Baked Lays or a soda
You sir are a saint
This is what I was looking for thank you
That jingle will be stuck in my head all day.
Kenan has aged since his first season on SNL less than John has since the last season of the office
He’s just lost some weight but he looks the same otherwise
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No offence in any way & I feel awful for saying this: but what don't crack?
He even looks pretty much the same as he did during the Keenan & Kel days.
black does indeed, not crack
"baritas" lol
:) That is spot on how my neighbor says it and that’s why the movie Boston accents are always so bad. It’s not just the Rs.
John is so incredible. He brings his A game to anything he does. From making his own horror movie a Quiet Place with his wife to pulling one of the best SNL performances ever from a host. Dude has talent and skill from hard work.
Subway executive: lets try a protein bowl...
Right! Cause their bread 🥖 has too much sugar in it to be called bread!
@John Beckwith was it good
@John Beckwith I had to look it up and yup, Subway's online menu has "protein bowls" -- cold cuts over lettuce used to be called chef salads . . .LMAO
@John Beckwith You've always been able to order a bowl instead of a sandwich, this is just the first time they've really advertised it.
Oh my God I thought the protein bowl was a joke. I died when I found out it's real lmao
It's real?!?
WHAT
i was like lol thats funny good thing subway would never actually do that
Really? The first 20 seconds had paid advertising sketch written all over it.
It’s a salad
The kid looks like a malnourished Tom Holland
He does. He’s a writer on the show
John holding it in at 2:58 😂
Yo, John crushed this sketch. He and Beck were great 😂
John’s wig is giving me Chris Parnell vibes...
Yes! I like Chris Parnell
This was a good, little, feisty nugget of a skit. John K and Beck Bennett have good comedic chemistry. John morphed into the sleazy sales pitchman very well.
😂😂😂
Lmao
any sketch where Kenan says "nO. StOp iT." gives me life
Every time he's says it he breaks lmao i see the smile and then say Stop it! 🤣
Kenan constantly trying not to break was the real winner here.
I'm tired of his one dimensional acting
So tired of him breaking into that half laugh face and ruining every skit he is in. He definitely needs to be replaced already and it has gotten soooo old and not funny.
John is so freaking good. Love him
Krasinski has been doing so many serious movies he needed this to loosen up lol
Why is John krasinski actually a rlly good host
Why wouldn’t he be?
Years in the biz and definitely in the comedy biz. Ayo!
You sound stupid for this comment
@@epifaniogaming7006 bro I meant this in a good way. I expected average but he did rlly good for a first time as a host
@@dking3942I expected him to be
I’ve never noticed how much Andrew dismukes looks like john mulaney’s little brother
He does!
Totally felt that John and Beck we’re channeling the vibes of Amy Pohler and Maya Rudolf”s Bronx Beat characters Betty and Jodi! The best!! 🥰
I felt like beck was doing a subtle gulliani impression! He probably could've done it fine if kate didn't
Uhhhhh did they miss the huge subway lawsuit regarding no tuna in the tuna? Lmao
They must not have heard about it in time to get it into the sketch. Woulda made for better material tbh.
Or the bread not deemed to be bread by the Irish???
Yeah I was waiting for that to come up!!
@@goodvidz1140 I’m guessing you don’t eat bread ehh? Most every bread product in the us has sugar in it. Try baking bread at home with no sugar and with sugar and get back to me.
1:30 "Like, you get off by watching people eat a bowl of ham?" lol, free Jared
I feel like not enough people are pointing out their suits, they're hilariously big.
That hoodie-sportcoat is pretty brilliant costuming
Is that what that's called? I really like it and have actually been trying to look it up on the internet haha.
VERY impressed by Krasinski's performance! All those year of seeing him as Jim Halpert made me think he couldn't do anything else
Not sure what you're on about, Jim was always played by Randall Park. I've never even seen this white dude before.
I thought they were going to talk about Subway's tuna not being tuna.
Might have been too new of a headline; they might have missed it.
Unproven...
... according to Snopes.
I just read the article about an hour ago. 😀
@@digitalbookworm5678 no its true they are being sued like they were sued for their bread not being bread
Pretty sure it is real fish, but I think I know what you’re trying to say
@@nahcampbell9292 In Ireland, and ONLY in Ireland. 😐
John was awesome!!!!!! His character was so good I forgot all about “Jim” watching him! Nicely done!!!
Kenan is the only SNL character I've ever seen who masterfully breaks character by smiling or laughing. When he does it the skit only becomes better, he's really mastered his craft.
Real life subway execs:
..
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
Subway’s corporate office is apparently in NYU’s Kimmel Center.
Their money is.
“Yes, it was because you guys said you would blow your brains out”
“Good to know that works”
Glad the crowd appreciated that song...shit's hard to do
I work at subway so this is hilarious
Same lol, how long you been there?
@@dutchvanderlinde4482 2 years lol and you?
So about the 'tuna'... LOL!
@@yelizavetahtx2590 Just started 5 months ago, it’s eh...fun lol
@@DarlingNikki2 🤫👀
If this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, John and Beck would make a great Jazz duo 😂😂
To this day, I now refer to burritos as Buh-ree-tuhs
Nobody in their entire life has ever wanted "a protein bowl"
It's called a Chef's Salad!
@@MikeLinPA it's called stupid
I mean NGL if they'd just sell me a bowl of meatballs I'd buy it
Ehhhhh, the keto crowd... maybe. I think I'd lean into some kind of cauliflower wrap or something that can be like bread, but without the carbs. Their whole appeal that let's them survive is that they appear right next to the fast foods at rest stops and fast stations. For truckers and road trippers, they're the "healthy option". Lean into it.
Not with sweaty sandwich “meats” lol
This ep feels more like Dismukes' premiere than hosted by Krasinski
This is his breakout episode after all
“Ohh burritas..”
*chews gum vigorously
Best part
Hey, SNL, stop underutilizing Chloe. She's not just an incredibly pretty face, she's also one of your most talented comedians. Just look at any of her At Home remote sketches, she could easily carry the show by herself.
I think part of the problem is that SNL has now got way too many cast members - and quite a few of them seem to have overlapping talents and character types (for example, Andrew Dismukes seems to be essentially a discount Kyle Mooney) - so a lot of them are naturally underutilised since they obviously can't use everyone in every skit. I'm not saying any of the cast members (old or new) are necessarily bad, but I'm not entirely sure they should have taken on as many new people as they seem to have done the past couple of seasons without letting some of the old ones go. As it is now, it's like there's a blockage of cast members and the only ones guaranteed any significant airtime from episode to episode are Kate (which I'm fine with) and Pete (whom I personally could do without).
John almost breaking always makes me giddy. 🧡🤭🤭🧡
I was hoping they would do the "no tuna, tuna sandwich" pitch
Hopefully it comes out in another sketch
I was making fun of those protein bowls just the other day
wait omfg those are a real thing? 😭
@@maisynelson7202 yes they are actually a real thing. Lol
www.subway.com/en-US/MenuNutrition/Menu/ProteinBowls
@@a.b.7826 Those look so gross lol.
I thought it was just something SNL made up and thought, "That does seem like something they'd try though."
I just found out their real haha
I work at Jimmy Johns and this is exactly what we think happens at Subway sales meetings
for what it's worth, JJs is superior to Schlubway in every way possible!
First of all John is such a good freaking actor..
"If you sell these bologna bowls, I'm gonna kill myself," ctfu😂😂😂
John looks so handsome with the salt and pepper hair 🥰🥰
Man I love John krasinski
Love the sweat jacket and suit combo lmao
Make a Sandwich Called the Hammy-Sausgeroni
John is so great in this
Why does Beck's character look like if Dick Cheney tried to pull a Rudi Giuliani hair dye stunt
He looks like if Dick Cheney took Tom Cruise's role in Tropic Thunder
dude John krasinski is so good in this episode
I love how John and beck flawlessly did the jingle IN UNISON. But the new guy (Andrew dismukes?) had to read his three lines off a cue card
Subway charged me $18.65 for a sandwich. I won't be returning there.
Love it how kenan breaks character when they bring up Jared. Also bureetas, this is how I will say burritos from now own
"We don't do burritos"
What the hell is a wrap if not a gentrified burrito?
My god you’re right
buhrittuhs
It's a white burrito.
Beck with that Kevin Malone look
Thought the same thing 😂
Thats actually ashton kutcher
They do have bowls now 😂
That last joke hit home lol. I’m pretty sure being suicidal when I was 19 and about to get fired saved my job. I legitimately had a total meltdown in my managers office and she didn’t fire me. Looking bad, I wonder what she must’ve been thinking.
Love that John brought his New England accent to the chat
"It'll be hard to make a Pitch Meeting, where Subway advertisers seem slimy."
"No, it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."
I see you lol
this ended while I was still waiting for the punch line
Love that UA-cam gave me an unskippable Subway ad before this 👌🏽
I like the implication that the two have been running Subway's marketing for 25+ years but really only had one good idea (Jared), which eventually blew up into a total disaster for the company (their rejected idea for the $5 Footlong campaign being terrible), and they've just been coasting along since then, maybe keeping their jobs by making some sort of severe threat of self harm every time they're threatened with being fired.
Why is this the first time I’ve ever seen Andrew dismukes and hes had a major role in a few skits, good for him! Idk how long he’s even been a cast member for 😂
Wait this is the second time John Krasinski plays a salesman who became an executive at a separate company.
I don't support Trump or biden but I hate ur pfp
Take that trash off your profile pic
There’s a roach by your name.
If you look closely, and you don’t have to look that close, he is making that idiotic face that he does. You know the one.
I need John to do this accent a whole lot more.
"And how do you suppose we do that?"
"We bring back Jared."
OH HELL NO
How is that not a direct homage to Tom Cruise’s “Tropic Thunder” character, Les Grossman?
"We don't do barritus here kid..... we do sammiches" that should be their slogan
Remember kids: without resistance training, lots of protein just makes expensive poop. 0:53
Ok but the jingle SNAPPED & definitely could work lmao
John looks like Martin Freeman with that gray hair. Kinda workin for me.
I wish I could change the flow of every single business meeting I’m in by asking the last person who talking with, “Ey can I ax you sumthn, you gotta brain damage??”
Omg the other subway song 😂😂
They’re hilarious as this together 😂😂😂
I'm really glad they're show casing Dismukes. He's clearly talented and seems to have the ability to be one of the new big cast members, but the show's been floundering with COVID so much lately that it feels like they've been putting off giving him or the others a real chance.
Any time I get to watch Keenan struggling not to break is a beautiful thing!
They should made fun of of how their tuna was made of mixed concoctions.
Or that bread isn’t consider bread in another country I can’t remember lol
Best sketch of the night. Loved their accents
Aunty Donna called, they want their sketch idea back.
Love those guys 😆
Which skit was it?
That’s all I could think when I saw this, and theirs was much funnier. I assume you can search for aunty Donna subway
@@zer0zer082 their subway sketch
Jim is still killing it!!!!!
"It's called a 'Protein Bowl.'"
Us: "It's called a Salad. And yay more plastic... 🙄"
Easy there, Karen.
I grabbed the veggie delight on Saturday. I eat the cheese, then the veggies, then some bread. It's keto-esque, healthier, and wrapped in paper. It's still too expensive. NOBODY ever buys the "salad", thankfully.
@@adsr3870 naw, just an ex employee 😂😂😂😂 💞
BAH REE TUS!!! 😂😂😂😩.
Dino Yells: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?!
Rocky and that gum 😂😂😩
I can’t believe it’s a real thing 😂
It’s funny the way Kenan says “stop it” everytime on 2:10
I just can't describe the emotion that hearing someone say "a bowl full of bologna" makes me feel 😬
John Krasinski needs to make another appearance on SNL
He did. Tonight. This sketch is from the new episode.
@@RyanKlapperich yes i know I mean another one in addition to these new sketches haha