BE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL! I mean it. Trolls and bullies WILL be blocked from commenting on all videos on my channel. If you can't express your disagreement respectfully, then I ain't got the patience for you. Consider yourself warned.
Tony Goldmark i will be respectful to you I always have and always will even if I don’t have the same opinion as you I do not want to disrespect you whatsoever.
I can understand perfectly GoldMark I may be a Trump voter but I don't suddenly turn around and insult the other person that dislikes him. I do dislike a lot of what he does as well. But of course, it would be better if folks on both sides stopped attacking each other and just debate maybe this silliness would not be so painful.
I am nearly 100% convinced that the Trump animatronic is actually a Christopher Walken animatronic that was intended to be an expansion on the Country Bear Jamboree but due to the attraction closing before the movie came out and they had no idea what to do with the idea of the Walken animatronic so they just waited until 2016-2017 and made it a 'Trump' animatronic.
I just imagine under Trump's shirt is a sweaty gnome pedalling the animatronics into life. A though occurs: maybe he should have a laurel wreath on his head and fiddle in his tiny hands, so he'll have something to do while he watches his empire burn.
Tony Goldmark you can heart it, it’s like pinning, but you can do it multiple times Edit: you saw my advice and I now have fulfilled everything i needed
Dellens 456 And the millennials/Gen Zers now being bitter old grandparents just sighing unable to fully explain the true scope of Drumpf to such an innocent young mind
How to fix the Hall of Presidents: 1. Take all the stunt animatronics that are having issues from DCA’s Avengers campus 2. Dress them up as all the presidents 3. Launch them all against the wall 4. Charge for different kinds of things you can throw at all the presidents while they all fly in the air. This will for SURE solve the problem of Disney having nothing to compete with when Epic Universe opens, and you’ll bring people together because they’ll all equally partake in this decadent spectacle with every president.
Well there is a Jesus park and Ken Hamm got Kentucky tax $ for Creation Museum and Ark. And of course the crusade by the Evangelicals to force us by law to live by their version of Christianity. They feel persecuted in the US for some reason and don't respect other religions or lack of.
@@christinacope562 No, I ain't calling you an SJW. That was just a cheap shot at a joke. Plus, I don't consider all SJWs bad. I only responded like that because the first comment wasn't really serious.
Wow..never realised the Malificent dragon burned in front of Hall of Presidents. That is fantastic! That audio-abomination is so retched it causes fire by proximity
There are no words to tell you how much I enjoyed this video. It's like suddenly my inner screaming of the last two years was given a voice. Thank you with my whole soul, my whole broken soul.
The Orange statue looks like if Christopher Walken fused with an evil potato and decided that no, tan beds are for babies and just rolled in Cheeto dust under a heatlamp, powered by a 1,000 suns.
It's like they re-purposed a design for a Walken animatronic that was originally intended for the Country Bear Jamboree but the makers of the animatronic forgot that the attraction closed before the movie came out, and also that Universe ultimately beat them to it with a Walken hologram. I swear they were re-purposed it like when the rejected puppet for the Librarian Ghost appeared in Fright Night as the vampire bat.
I always thought they made a Hillary Bot never expecting this and then had to start over. But instead of starting over completely they just told the designers or whatever to make it look like Trump. Tell me it doesn't look like their hate-love child. So glad I wasn't the only one.
It says a lot about our society when I go on your "One Movie Later" review of TLJ, and find more negative comments there than I've found here. I need a drink
I'm one of the VERY few UA-camrs I know who actually enjoys reading and engaging with the comments...but to this day I haven't been able to go through the ones on my TLJ videos. TLJ haters are so closed-minded it actively hurts my head to read them.
Tony Goldmark - hey Tony 👋 I love your stuff. You really make me laugh and I’m glad you’re using this platform! I know TLJ was divisive and a lot of user on YT blame it on SJW agenda - but I disagree. TLJ was bad because it was a forced spectacle that shirked character and story for Rian Johnson and KatKen’s ego. It really wasn’t progressive at all, and in fact was most impactful in destroying Luke Skywalker’s character entirely. These are my opinions, and I know you may not agree, but there are people like me who were both fans and who had legit issues with that movie. I feel so strongly about Star Wars that it broke my heart and I had to repress the knowledge of it for... a year now? I guess the point of this comment was just to show that there are civil fans who have actual issues that don’t relate to panicking about the “sjw agenda”. UA-cam is admittedly not a good place to find these ppl, but we exist. Again, love your stuff :) absolutely subscribed and love how disgusted you are with Drumpf 💛
Ghost Mantis my man, what? For Rian Johnson’s and Kathleen Kennedy’s ego? 😂 You need to take a step back for a sec. He’s a director who wanted to make a unique Star Wars movie that expands upon the lore. Kathleen Kennedy is the head of Lucasfilm, of course she wants to make movies that are profitable, popular, and new. Kathleen Kennedy, who George Lucas himself picked to succeed him as head of Lucasfilm. The fact that you think that somehow they’re using these films to, do what exactly? You don’t actually make a coherent point. You only say that they changed the characters and story for their egos? 😂 When people talk about TFA it’s largely positive, with the exception of it being nearly a carbon copy of A New Hope. As a result, they wanted to make sure to the movie broke into new territory and explored deeper aspects of the force. They wanted to make something fresh that blends with the exiting films. It’s okay that you’re not into the film they made, but come the fuck on. You’re inventing all these malicious schemes in your head, assuming that somehow they have a sinister agenda. Buddy, no 😂
This was cathartic as hell, Tony, and I thank you for riffing on Robo-Drumpf so we don’t have to - or rather, you giving us a new level of socio-political humor to aspire to. Your breakdown just saying his name was worth it. Man, when I found out the Maleficent float burst into flames outside the Hall of Presidents, all I could think of was “Just a few feet to the left, Murphy...” 6:01 - I’d say stick a Nazi pin on his lapel or pop a KKK hood on his head. If only there were a CM brave enough to do so.
I like that they included the schlubby, rumpled, unbuttoned and oversized suit and high pants. No attempt present him with the illusion of class at all.
Thank you so much for making this video and not shying away from politics. You totally nailed the crippling anxiety I've had to live through every day since the election. Like a horrible nightmare that never ends.
Even from the beginning as you were saying everything he’s done. I realised I had totally forgotten about some of those things. Every moment of his creeping facist nationalism is desensitising.
The bot kinda looks like a cross between Zapp Brannigan after a Botoxing accident, 12 years worth of fever dreams, and Brandon Brindle (AKA William Bogert) from "Small Wonder"
Saying that is like saying the sky is blue. Anyone could be a better president than him, a microwave, a Lego minifgure, an orange talking condom with the voice of Buzz Lightyear, etc
I've said it before,I'll say it again.....Lincoln is the ONLY president in that attraction that should speak!!!! If it was good enough for Walt,it's good enough for us!!!! Having the current president,no matter who it is,do more than nodding when his name is called is an open invitation to political controversy....in a place where there should be none!!! Do I even HAVE to suggest what might've been the reaction if,on the park's opening day in '71.....Nixon spoke?!
I find myself coming back to this particular video a lot in the Tony collection. I think it's that rant at the end that gives me comfort, Especially now in this time before the 2020 election. Tony knows how to really give hope. But really though, Hall of Presidents is among my favorite Disney attractions and yet I wouldn't be surprised if it's getting shut down any day now. Thanks Trump.
The rumor I heard is that if Biden wins the election, after Trump leaves office Disney wants to turn the Hall of Presidents into a new animatronics musical about the history of America, with songs by Lin-Manuel Miranda and "Weird Al" Yankovic. So as if you needed another reason to vote for Biden...
G'day, Tony! I only just found out about your video reviews, recently, after finding "A Voice From The Dark" by way of "Ask Lovecraft" and really enjoyed your voice acting and overall personality. I later came to your channel, poked around, and really came to enjoy your sense of humor and insight into what makes fun, "fun"! And, now, I've come to love your political perspectives as well! Please: don't do this to yourself too much in the future, my good sir! But thank you for stating what you had to say in the way you said it: I really appreciate it! Take care and enjoy life!
For someone who can't vote yet, I thank you sir! I really love your videos but this one takes the cake! I am a dreamer and I still can't believe how many of my "friends" want me out, in a country were I grew up and know nothing else but USA. I can't agree with you more and I hope people do vote for human rights rather than distancing ourselves with hate from a man who got power from the Electoral College rather than the people. Thank you Bro!
As far as I am concerned every Dreamer is welcome and wanted. You are part of us no matter what any small minded person says. And yes, I voted for people I hope will fight for you.
I went to the Hall of Presidents this last summer when I was at WDW with my family. It was on a day that we all separated, so other members of my family went to the attraction before I did, and after they went, but before I did, they told me their crowds didn't have any craziness but did have a definite applause battle on the most modern presidents. I was thoroughly surprised when my showing had an entirely respectful crowd that sat quietly through the entire production. I must say that I did like the new opening video, in many parts for the reasons you highlighted. While past shows have been more generic overviews of American history, this new show specifically highlights the role of the president and many of the norms and traditions that we have come to expect from the office. (And thus by example illuminates how those norms have been violated)
Somehow managing to both validate my anger and give me hope, not sure how you did it. Never stop doing what you do Tony, can't wait for the Pirates video :)
Im serious when i say the trumpbot looks like it was meant to be hillary but they switched it out for him rather than make a new one. That or it was left in the oven to long and they decided F it nobody goes to this part of the park anyway. It has a bit of uncanny valley for either candidate
I found this video largely hilarious, but when Jerk walked into Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln at the end, I almost teared up. Great video, Tony! Also, I love the detail of Tony having an orange face whenever he imitates Trump.
Oh no! You got attacked by a pro-Trump automated accou-Oh wait, you meant the one at the Hall of Presidents. Still, it’s not something anyone should have to experience, even once.
Speaking of president animatronics, I remember reading a biography of Walt Disney claiming that one of the first Lincoln animatronics malfunctioned, and ended up kicking (or throwing) chairs, luckily with no audiences. I’ve always wondered if that actually happened. If it did, Disney should do it again. I’d totally pay for an $1,000 Disney World Trip just so I could watch presidents kicks chairs all day. 😂
Oh, it happened. And there's basically no amount of money I wouldn't pay to watch the other 43 President animatronics take turns throwing chairs at Trumpbot.
Or even the other way around, if the company really wanted the Trumpet of the Eagle to look as accurate to the real thing as they can. Now that I think about it, if they turned the Hall into a complete warzone like that, Disney might actually make more money off of Walt's productions than they normally do on a daily basis.
Not gonna lie. Even if they do get rid of the Hall of Presidents, I hope they still put in a Joe Biden robot before they close it. I don’t want this abomination to be the last animatronic put into this iconic attraction.
4:26 LMaO I spat out my slushy at that fake tweet. I especially lost it at the grammar mistakes and "Turkey legs really emoo" I can literally just hear this comment in his voice, it's just so damn accurate lmao.
This video is now officially a hilarious time capsule. I'm looking forward to the secret service forcefully removing the orange now former moron-in-chief from the white house as well as the Robiden animatronic.
Not specifically, but I did want to release it in October so it could be up at least a good six days before the midterms. But, as tends to happen with me, this one kinda got away from me and I ended up releasing it on Halloween. Not bad timing, eh?
Great disclaimer, Tony. Probably stopped none of the trolls, but don't let that discourage you, as you made your point very clear. The people who ignore that are morons.
7:14 As someone who just recently watched that John Mulaney special and thinks "horse in a hospital" is one of the great political metaphors of our time, I salute you for that reference, sir.
Although the saluting will have to be postponed because I just got to the montage of you trying to say his name and now I'm literally struggling to breathe.
Watch until the very very end everyone! Tony, when I was at Disneyland back in March I finally experienced Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and it was incredibly cathartic. Thank you for including it in this video.
Omg that breakdown was literally the best! I just wanna know what someone walking by your house and caught you filming would’ve thought 😂 haven’t commented in forever but this is a great video!
GODDANMIT JERK!!! MY EYES MELTED FROM MY FACE BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO!!! THEN MY FACE MELTED!!!! THEN MY MOMMY MELTED!!! THEN MY SKULL MELTED!!! THEN MY DOG AND DADDY BOTH GOT CANCER!!! WHICH IS EVEN WEIRDER BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DADDY!!! THEN JESUS CAUGHT FIRE!!!! AND FINALLY MY SILVERWARE WENT ON STRIKE ALL BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO!!!
If you're having trouble being physical able to say the words "President" Donald" and "Trump" together in that order without raging, vomiting, or having a psychotic breakdown, just do what I do. Whenever I refer to him, I call him MISTER Trump, putting as much disdainful emphasis on the "Mister" as possible, because I REFUSE to call him "President".
Not a bad idea. During the George W. Bush administration, George Carlin referred to him as "Governor Bush," since that was the highest office the people had elected him to.
I see your names, and raise you a fun fact. Hitler's maiden name was once "Schicklgruber". Try to say that to yourself the next time you think about that devil. It'll work wonders on your political viewing(s).
If we take everything from 7:44 to 9:02, looped it into the Hall of Presidents sound system during the orange monkey's speech- At least it would be funny. You are now my favorite UA-cam personality. Thank you for making me laugh harder that I have in years! And have a theory- Ellen animatronic disappears- Monkeybot appears- Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
I would say prankish cast members can shoot the animatronic’s face, but guns, even toy guns, have been banned from the parks. Still, it’s not like it can look any worse.
Don't blame me. I voted for Dr. Quentin A. Catkisser VI Seriously though, even if Trump could be solely credited with the rising GDP, I would rather have a president who tanks the economy and isn't a bigot than the reverse (you know, if we lived in a world where good fiscal sense and decency were mutually exclusive). Improved economies are not a good trade-off for the safety of minorities. Isn't that right, 1930's Germany?
@@Hayzul I'm not saying that Trump is the second coming of Hitler. I loathe the guy, but I'm very select with my Hitler comparisons. My point was simply that "the economy's good" is not an indication of a good ruler and is generally a poor comfort to people who are worried about things only tangentially related
@@turkishvan2 There's quite a difference between lowering taxes, lowering unemployment, raising the GDP, giving corporations tax cuts and making money off invading, killing and stealing the resources from other countries.
@@Hayzul Um, Hitler invading other countries wasn't the start of the problem, you know. I'm referring to before that. And yes, Hitler made money off taking Jewish property, but he also put in policies that genuinely lifted up the economy. And that doesn't matter. When people are concerned about their ruler giving validation to bigots, a good economy doesn't mean shit. Again, the point is that a good economy does not equal a good leader. Trump could be the best president in history, but it's not the economy that would make him that. It's just not my highest priority (In the interest of honesty, I will say upfront that I am not someone who has ever had to worry about money, but my lower-class friends are also not placated, especially not the Latino ones. If you don't like the Hitler example, there's always Pinochet, Médici, or Suharto (though the latter did oversee an economic downturn at the end). I just figured most people wouldn't know what I meant if I said 1980's Chile
you know there is a definitive fact that even the biggest trump supporters must say of you Tony. Your insults are damn creative! keep up the good work.
Love this video! You managed to capture the existential scream that is America right now while also making me laugh. In college out of state right now and sent my absentee ballot in about two weeks ago! Hopefully it might cancel out one red vote in a swing state. *sigh* Maybe...
"Designed a Hillary Clinton robot and hastily added jowls and a different' wig" You know I think they should have just kept that and turned the attraction into the Hall of First Ladies instead. Gives them an excuse to make a Michelle to go with Robama, it makes the attraction political and Disney can hide that under the guise of educating guests on women in US history. It pisses off the MAGA heads so it's a win, win for everyone in my eyes. Sure we would have had to have Melania too, but at least she would be better dressed than toupee Mclongtie here.
@@teddyfurstman1997 Correction: The Trump administration is over. Trumpism itself is going to be as, if not more, persistent to get rid of than cockroaches.
Thanos and Trump are two similar people. One wants to wipe out half the world with one snap of his fingers, thinks he's doing the right thing when people around him are saying he isn't, and a lot of people has suffered because of his mindset. And the other person is Thanos.
I actually got VERY close to wanting to be neutral when it came time for me to vote, with the only thing stopping me from "starting" to vote all-blue was a few UA-cam comments saying that Democrats are the biggest advocates for war, but my parents (who were already going to vote all-blue) retaliated by saying Carter was a HUGE advocate for peace, and it's usually the Republicans who want war (Come to think of it, REPUBLICAN George W. Bush caused the Iraq War...). That finally pushed me to circle in ALL Democrats on my ballot just so that I could "Give Trump a piece of my mind!". ...And I really wanted to move out of this joke of a country because it has become BAD...
I would've told you, "Carter isn't the one running. Clinton is." And as Jimmy Dore put it, on the subject of Clinton, "When given the choice between a Republican and a Republican [in policies if not by name], the people will always vote Republican". Or to use another quote, this one from Stephen Fry, "The rise of Trump does not come from the overwhelming victory of the right, but from the catastrophic failure of the left." I got a more detailed explanation in video form (not my own, but one that I find neatly summarizes the feelings and attitudes that led to the rise of the all-mighty Commander-in-Cheetoh), but that's only if you want/need it.
@Frizzurd Do you find it as ironic as I do that Trump's most heated choice thus far wasn't even that big a controversy (in terms of his beliefs, anyway), since Kavanaugh didn't even _want_ to overturn Roe v. Wade?
@@1krani time will tell. The refusal to hear net neutrality bothers me(especially Kavanaugh's statement) and the decision due by end of SC term on Gamble v. US will allow us to see Kavanaugh's views.
@@TonyGoldmark Dude said it himself. "[It's] an important precedent of the Supreme Court that has been reaffirmed many times." www.cnbc.com/2018/09/05/supreme-court-nominee-brett-kavanaugh-says-landmark-abortion-ruling-roe-v-wade-is-important-precedent.html "It was reaffirmed in Planned Parenthood v. Casey in 1992 when the court specifically considered whether to reaffirm it or whether to overturn it. ...That makes Casey precedent on precedent." www.weeklystandard.com/holmes-lybrand/fact-check-has-brett-kavanaugh-stated-hed-overturn-roe-v-wade @Christina Cope We shall indeed see where he stands on the issue. However, I feel the whole hubbub surrounding his views is indicative of a larger issue: activism on the Supreme Court, and the inability of we the people to do anything about it. The only way to recall a Supreme Court justice is via the Senate, which was understandable for the time, but in light of things like Roe v. Wade (which I dispute purely on its overreach of the Supreme Court's power in which they essentially conjured a Constitutional right from thin air, something even Justice Ginsburg agrees with) and Trump's promise to "appoint pro-life judges", I feel a more direct method of recall is in order to ensure the court goes back to _purely_ working with constitutionality, rather than any form of personal activism. That way, future appointments will not be about a judge's personal beliefs, but rather their ability to adhere to and interpret the words in the Constitution. Keep the current framework of how they're appointed, but give us the power to kick 'em to the curb should they start bringing their personal politics into their rulings. And as a bonus, it would ideally take any and all questions of Supreme Court appointments out of future Presidential elections.
BE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL! I mean it. Trolls and bullies WILL be blocked from commenting on all videos on my channel. If you can't express your disagreement respectfully, then I ain't got the patience for you. Consider yourself warned.
Tony Goldmark i will be respectful to you I always have and always will even if I don’t have the same opinion as you I do not want to disrespect you whatsoever.
I can understand perfectly GoldMark I may be a Trump voter but I don't suddenly turn around and insult the other person that dislikes him. I do dislike a lot of what he does as well. But of course, it would be better if folks on both sides stopped attacking each other and just debate maybe this silliness would not be so painful.
Camp camp
THIS IS AMAZING AND PURE GENIUS
I just relized I haven't even seen the intro
Just be sure it isn't just regular criticism I don't want you to be a Mr. Enter 2.0
I thought you already reviewed the Haunted Mansion.
Nice burn
and this is why I wish youtube had a reactions button
Now he has.
burn this good gonna need an iceburg to cool down!
wstine79 LOL- witty
Thats the Ellen robot from Ellen's energy adventure, they clearly stretched out the skin, beat it a few times with bats, and threw it in a microwave.
dannytheman1313 I also think they repurposed the Ellen animatronic.
WOW. So, Disney uses Trump's likeness on Ellen's robot so Trump can do what he likes to do: Insult a lesbian woman.
The skin was given to Ellen
Pretty sure it was actually a broiler instead of a microwave 😂
Well Ellen does deserve it
"That's eight words!"
"Five of them voted illegally!"
hey tony can you show me how to open my third eye too
I am nearly 100% convinced that the Trump animatronic is actually a Christopher Walken animatronic that was intended to be an expansion on the Country Bear Jamboree but due to the attraction closing before the movie came out and they had no idea what to do with the idea of the Walken animatronic so they just waited until 2016-2017 and made it a 'Trump' animatronic.
President Walken does sound like a better option though.
With any amount of luck it will recall it's previous programming and just start arm farting in the middle of a speech
@@docdave15 That's who I voted for. That's how it plays out in the dream I had about it anyway.
So when do they add the audio of him shouting "This is not ovah! BEAHS!"
Nathan Forester This is not over...BEAAAARRRSSS.
They should make this attraction interactive like Buzz Light-year and issue a basket full of softballs to each person.
Best idea I've heard yet!
Can we use cricket balls instead?
So basically an 'attack your least favourite president' attraction?
I feel like, unfortunately, the crowds this attraction pulls would more target 44 over 45.
"And the MAGA heads would start boycotting Disney World....."
And here we see Tony Goldmark predicting the future.
I can't help but applaud your bravery in allowing the comment section to remain active.
I just imagine under Trump's shirt is a sweaty gnome pedalling the animatronics into life.
A though occurs: maybe he should have a laurel wreath on his head and fiddle in his tiny hands, so he'll have something to do while he watches his empire burn.
If I didn't have the disclaimer pinned, I would pin this.
@@TonyGoldmark Wow. Thank you. 😁
Tony Goldmark you can heart it, it’s like pinning, but you can do it multiple times
Edit: you saw my advice and I now have fulfilled everything i needed
I imagine that children will be coming to this in 50 years time and saying “Who’s the apricot.”
That gives me a lot of hope.
@Y B I hope not.
Dellens 456 And the millennials/Gen Zers now being bitter old grandparents just sighing unable to fully explain the true scope of Drumpf to such an innocent young mind
That seems unfair to apricots.
How to fix the Hall of Presidents:
1. Take all the stunt animatronics that are having issues from DCA’s Avengers campus
2. Dress them up as all the presidents
3. Launch them all against the wall
4. Charge for different kinds of things you can throw at all the presidents while they all fly in the air.
This will for SURE solve the problem of Disney having nothing to compete with when Epic Universe opens, and you’ll bring people together because they’ll all equally partake in this decadent spectacle with every president.
God that was a satisfying disclaimer. I want a google app that puts that disclaimer on the front of every UA-cam video.
I agree.
That should be there when you install the app and sign into the account.
The word "JESUS" hanging in the sky over Disney World?
If that doesn't define America, I don't know what does.
Well there is a Jesus park and Ken Hamm got Kentucky tax $ for Creation Museum and Ark. And of course the crusade by the Evangelicals to force us by law to live by their version of Christianity.
They feel persecuted in the US for some reason and don't respect other religions or lack of.
@@christinacope562 I'm a Christian, and I'm not going around saying I'm "persecuted" like a SJW.
@@mr.meloetta1939 never accused you nor all Christians. Are you calling me a "SJW"? And I certainly don't feel persecuted.
@@christinacope562 No, I ain't calling you an SJW. That was just a cheap shot at a joke. Plus, I don't consider all SJWs bad.
I only responded like that because the first comment wasn't really serious.
"This wasn't what I died for."
Wow..never realised the Malificent dragon burned in front of Hall of Presidents. That is fantastic! That audio-abomination is so retched it causes fire by proximity
Robots with pyrokinesis still less scary than the real thing
I feel this rage in 2024! Goddamn you America.
There are no words to tell you how much I enjoyed this video. It's like suddenly my inner screaming of the last two years was given a voice. Thank you with my whole soul, my whole broken soul.
The Orange statue looks like if Christopher Walken fused with an evil potato and decided that no, tan beds are for babies and just rolled in Cheeto dust under a heatlamp, powered by a 1,000 suns.
It's like they re-purposed a design for a Walken animatronic that was originally intended for the Country Bear Jamboree but the makers of the animatronic forgot that the attraction closed before the movie came out, and also that Universe ultimately beat them to it with a Walken hologram. I swear they were re-purposed it like when the rejected puppet for the Librarian Ghost appeared in Fright Night as the vampire bat.
My Family has voted for Kamala and we did it all by Mail Early Voting. 🗳️
I just realized what makes the Trump bot look so wrong, he's flesh colored instead of orange
That and Biff-Bot isn't doing those weird hand gestures like his IRL counterpart
"President DUHHHHHHHHHHH!"
No, you were right, Tony. That is his name.
It was his original name.
“Duhhhhhhh Drumpf”
You know, it says a lot that Tony still left this comment section open but had to close the comments of the Galaxy’s Edge video…
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup
1:37 the animatronic looks like he realized that he forgot to turn the oven off
I always thought they made a Hillary Bot never expecting this and then had to start over. But instead of starting over completely they just told the designers or whatever to make it look like Trump. Tell me it doesn't look like their hate-love child. So glad I wasn't the only one.
Wait... A... Hillbot?
Hes not even president anymore and that rant is STILL cathartic.
As it will continue to be even after his death.
God i swear someone who disagrees with you completely could still die laughing from you. Keep up these masterpieces
Can confirm. Am an ardent Trump supporter and I loved this video.
Comedy breaches all boundaries! (At least when people are open-minded)
exactly
@@TheUnholyHandGrenade Same here, I was laughing out loud at work. Keep up the good work Tony.
It says a lot about our society when I go on your "One Movie Later" review of TLJ, and find more negative comments there than I've found here. I need a drink
I'm one of the VERY few UA-camrs I know who actually enjoys reading and engaging with the comments...but to this day I haven't been able to go through the ones on my TLJ videos. TLJ haters are so closed-minded it actively hurts my head to read them.
Tony Goldmark - hey Tony 👋 I love your stuff. You really make me laugh and I’m glad you’re using this platform! I know TLJ was divisive and a lot of user on YT blame it on SJW agenda - but I disagree. TLJ was bad because it was a forced spectacle that shirked character and story for Rian Johnson and KatKen’s ego. It really wasn’t progressive at all, and in fact was most impactful in destroying Luke Skywalker’s character entirely. These are my opinions, and I know you may not agree, but there are people like me who were both fans and who had legit issues with that movie. I feel so strongly about Star Wars that it broke my heart and I had to repress the knowledge of it for... a year now?
I guess the point of this comment was just to show that there are civil fans who have actual issues that don’t relate to panicking about the “sjw agenda”. UA-cam is admittedly not a good place to find these ppl, but we exist.
Again, love your stuff :) absolutely subscribed and love how disgusted you are with Drumpf 💛
Ghost Mantis my man, what? For Rian Johnson’s and Kathleen Kennedy’s ego? 😂 You need to take a step back for a sec. He’s a director who wanted to make a unique Star Wars movie that expands upon the lore. Kathleen Kennedy is the head of Lucasfilm, of course she wants to make movies that are profitable, popular, and new. Kathleen Kennedy, who George Lucas himself picked to succeed him as head of Lucasfilm. The fact that you think that somehow they’re using these films to, do what exactly? You don’t actually make a coherent point. You only say that they changed the characters and story for their egos? 😂
When people talk about TFA it’s largely positive, with the exception of it being nearly a carbon copy of A New Hope. As a result, they wanted to make sure to the movie broke into new territory and explored deeper aspects of the force. They wanted to make something fresh that blends with the exiting films. It’s okay that you’re not into the film they made, but come the fuck on. You’re inventing all these malicious schemes in your head, assuming that somehow they have a sinister agenda. Buddy, no 😂
This was cathartic as hell, Tony, and I thank you for riffing on Robo-Drumpf so we don’t have to - or rather, you giving us a new level of socio-political humor to aspire to. Your breakdown just saying his name was worth it. Man, when I found out the Maleficent float burst into flames outside the Hall of Presidents, all I could think of was “Just a few feet to the left, Murphy...”
6:01 - I’d say stick a Nazi pin on his lapel or pop a KKK hood on his head. If only there were a CM brave enough to do so.
Never seen trump so articulate and smart sounding before. This latex covered toaster owen is a definite improvement over the original.
Just imagine how much editing and how many takes it took to get something that can be bearable to human ears.
I like that they included the schlubby, rumpled, unbuttoned and oversized suit and high pants. No attempt present him with the illusion of class at all.
It really looks like they actually made a Hillary Clinton animatronic and then switched it to Donald.
Thank you so much for making this video and not shying away from politics. You totally nailed the crippling anxiety I've had to live through every day since the election. Like a horrible nightmare that never ends.
Even from the beginning as you were saying everything he’s done. I realised I had totally forgotten about some of those things. Every moment of his creeping facist nationalism is desensitising.
The bot kinda looks like a cross between Zapp Brannigan after a Botoxing accident, 12 years worth of fever dreams, and Brandon Brindle (AKA William Bogert) from "Small Wonder"
#MakeAmericaBrannigan
I love Futurama and I wish to live in this future than the one we got not.
The animatronic would still probably be a better president than the actual Trump.
And we would have a better idea who is really controlling from the back room :)
Saying that is like saying the sky is blue. Anyone could be a better president than him, a microwave, a Lego minifgure, an orange talking condom with the voice of Buzz Lightyear, etc
@@scrambled5948 I don't know whether to laugh or be scared by that part about the Tim Allen condom...
No thanks. I'm getting tired of seeing puppets at the White House.
I've said it before,I'll say it again.....Lincoln is the ONLY president in that attraction that should speak!!!! If it was good enough for Walt,it's good enough for us!!!!
Having the current president,no matter who it is,do more than nodding when his name is called is an open invitation to political controversy....in a place where there should be none!!!
Do I even HAVE to suggest what might've been the reaction if,on the park's opening day in '71.....Nixon spoke?!
I still think that breakdown is one of the best filmed on-camera breakdowns ever.
This is a really good & cathartic video
🎵Guess who's back!🎵
🎶Back again!🎶
Something tells me that will be his theme song when he reappears in The Hall Of Presidents.
More like "I Hurt Myself Today".
I find myself coming back to this particular video a lot in the Tony collection. I think it's that rant at the end that gives me comfort, Especially now in this time before the 2020 election. Tony knows how to really give hope.
But really though, Hall of Presidents is among my favorite Disney attractions and yet I wouldn't be surprised if it's getting shut down any day now. Thanks Trump.
The rumor I heard is that if Biden wins the election, after Trump leaves office Disney wants to turn the Hall of Presidents into a new animatronics musical about the history of America, with songs by Lin-Manuel Miranda and "Weird Al" Yankovic.
So as if you needed another reason to vote for Biden...
@@TonyGoldmark If that happened, I'll buy you ketchup for life.
@@ChapLagoon417 In most situations where I require ketchup, it comes free with the fries, but thanks anyway
G'day, Tony! I only just found out about your video reviews, recently, after finding "A Voice From The Dark" by way of "Ask Lovecraft" and really enjoyed your voice acting and overall personality. I later came to your channel, poked around, and really came to enjoy your sense of humor and insight into what makes fun, "fun"! And, now, I've come to love your political perspectives as well!
Please: don't do this to yourself too much in the future, my good sir! But thank you for stating what you had to say in the way you said it: I really appreciate it!
Take care and enjoy life!
They aren’t closing the HOP and lining that building with detonators anytime soon, are they? Now THAT’D be a show!
Or just turn it into an empty shell of a building and condemn it.
"A flag I've hugged more times than Don Jr., Eric, and Baron combined."
No joke, I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard at that line!
Bravo, Mr. Goldmark! You're one talented SOB!
Thanks for doing what you do.
Before I start watching. Please go out and vote in midterms. For the love of all religions and beliefs, vote
I early voted last week!
For someone who can't vote yet, I thank you sir! I really love your videos but this one takes the cake! I am a dreamer and I still can't believe how many of my "friends" want me out, in a country were I grew up and know nothing else but USA. I can't agree with you more and I hope people do vote for human rights rather than distancing ourselves with hate from a man who got power from the Electoral College rather than the people. Thank you Bro!
Oh man, I am so sorry to hear that. Stay strong, and don't let the bastards get you down.
@@TonyGoldmark Thank you Man! I am glad there is still guys like you out there that care! Love your work!
Seconded on the "can't vote yet" part.
As far as I am concerned every Dreamer is welcome and wanted. You are part of us no matter what any small minded person says. And yes, I voted for people I hope will fight for you.
@@artieartesian9590 you're awesome Lisa
I went to the Hall of Presidents this last summer when I was at WDW with my family. It was on a day that we all separated, so other members of my family went to the attraction before I did, and after they went, but before I did, they told me their crowds didn't have any craziness but did have a definite applause battle on the most modern presidents. I was thoroughly surprised when my showing had an entirely respectful crowd that sat quietly through the entire production.
I must say that I did like the new opening video, in many parts for the reasons you highlighted. While past shows have been more generic overviews of American history, this new show specifically highlights the role of the president and many of the norms and traditions that we have come to expect from the office. (And thus by example illuminates how those norms have been violated)
If there is not at least a face mask on Trump when Disneyworld reopens, I will be supremely disappointed.
This was brilliant, dude, really enjoyed this. We live in very scary times right now...
Somehow managing to both validate my anger and give me hope, not sure how you did it. Never stop doing what you do Tony, can't wait for the Pirates video :)
5:20 "This Asshole Show" knows no political boundaries.
"I pledge to uphold the constitution"
>Always Sunny theme plays
*The President Tries to Change the Constitution*
I expect the imagineers to periodically sneak in smaller and smaller hands.
Im serious when i say the trumpbot looks like it was meant to be hillary but they switched it out for him rather than make a new one. That or it was left in the oven to long and they decided F it nobody goes to this part of the park anyway. It has a bit of uncanny valley for either candidate
How many takes did it take to get that entire "going crazy" montage?
Too many.
Tony Goldmark - You could have had “Combine Harvester” playing in front of it.
@@gamestation2690
Tempting, but that could be copying Linkara.
I found this video largely hilarious, but when Jerk walked into Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln at the end, I almost teared up. Great video, Tony!
Also, I love the detail of Tony having an orange face whenever he imitates Trump.
I’m republican and I think that that thing is hideous!
I'm an independent and I says, "That's 'cause it is."
Ahhhh I've been waiting for the election to be over so I could rewatch this video. 💗
Oh no! You got attacked by a pro-Trump automated accou-Oh wait, you meant the one at the Hall of Presidents. Still, it’s not something anyone should have to experience, even once.
Speaking of president animatronics, I remember reading a biography of Walt Disney claiming that one of the first Lincoln animatronics malfunctioned, and ended up kicking (or throwing) chairs, luckily with no audiences. I’ve always wondered if that actually happened. If it did, Disney should do it again. I’d totally pay for an $1,000 Disney World Trip just so I could watch presidents kicks chairs all day. 😂
Oh, it happened. And there's basically no amount of money I wouldn't pay to watch the other 43 President animatronics take turns throwing chairs at Trumpbot.
Or even the other way around, if the company really wanted the Trumpet of the Eagle to look as accurate to the real thing as they can. Now that I think about it, if they turned the Hall into a complete warzone like that, Disney might actually make more money off of Walt's productions than they normally do on a daily basis.
@@TonyGoldmark
That'll be the most watched video your channel (or the parks' channel) could ever post.
people like you give me hope that this country might not be lost. Their may be hope after all. Thank you.
During your breakdown I am just imagining the combine harvester song playing in the background. Like when linkara has a mental breakdown.
Not gonna lie. Even if they do get rid of the Hall of Presidents, I hope they still put in a Joe Biden robot before they close it. I don’t want this abomination to be the last animatronic put into this iconic attraction.
Honestly, I respectfully disagree. I think it'd be fitting that as far as Disney World is concerned, Trump destroyed the Presidency itself.
@@TonyGoldmark fair enough.
4:26 LMaO I spat out my slushy at that fake tweet. I especially lost it at the grammar mistakes and "Turkey legs really emoo" I can literally just hear this comment in his voice, it's just so damn accurate lmao.
This video is now officially a hilarious time capsule. I'm looking forward to the secret service forcefully removing the orange now former moron-in-chief from the white house as well as the Robiden animatronic.
Jerk, did you intend to release this scary State of the Parks on Halloween?!
I can't blame him. It's nightmare material.
Not specifically, but I did want to release it in October so it could be up at least a good six days before the midterms. But, as tends to happen with me, this one kinda got away from me and I ended up releasing it on Halloween. Not bad timing, eh?
Tony Goldmark I’m glad you release it on time.
@@TonyGoldmark Perfect timing, actually. Well spoken, thought out, good job.
+Tony Goldmark Well it was perfect timing!
Great disclaimer, Tony. Probably stopped none of the trolls, but don't let that discourage you, as you made your point very clear. The people who ignore that are morons.
7:14 As someone who just recently watched that John Mulaney special and thinks "horse in a hospital" is one of the great political metaphors of our time, I salute you for that reference, sir.
Although the saluting will have to be postponed because I just got to the montage of you trying to say his name and now I'm literally struggling to breathe.
When you get to the "vote" portion, I clicked the subscribe button. Well done.
Watch until the very very end everyone! Tony, when I was at Disneyland back in March I finally experienced Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and it was incredibly cathartic. Thank you for including it in this video.
Omg that breakdown was literally the best! I just wanna know what someone walking by your house and caught you filming would’ve thought 😂 haven’t commented in forever but this is a great video!
GODDANMIT JERK!!! MY EYES MELTED FROM MY FACE BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO!!! THEN MY FACE MELTED!!!! THEN MY MOMMY MELTED!!! THEN MY SKULL MELTED!!! THEN MY DOG AND DADDY BOTH GOT CANCER!!! WHICH IS EVEN WEIRDER BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DADDY!!! THEN JESUS CAUGHT FIRE!!!! AND FINALLY MY SILVERWARE WENT ON STRIKE ALL BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO!!!
THEN THE NEIGHBOR LAUGHED! HE'S SUCH A LITTLE TROOPER!!!
MrGoblin1000 AND THEN I FIRED! AND I MISSED!
And so did the earth.
"President dUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH"
Yep, sounds about right.
My favorite visual moment of that montage was @ 8:34 when the pills he douses himself in spill on his chest!
If you're having trouble being physical able to say the words "President" Donald" and "Trump" together in that order without raging, vomiting, or having a psychotic breakdown, just do what I do. Whenever I refer to him, I call him MISTER Trump, putting as much disdainful emphasis on the "Mister" as possible, because I REFUSE to call him "President".
Not a bad idea. During the George W. Bush administration, George Carlin referred to him as "Governor Bush," since that was the highest office the people had elected him to.
I rather take a page from Linkara's book and call him
Crazy Trump, Age 12.
I see your names, and raise you a fun fact. Hitler's maiden name was once "Schicklgruber". Try to say that to yourself the next time you think about that devil. It'll work wonders on your political viewing(s).
If we take everything from 7:44 to 9:02, looped it into the Hall of Presidents sound system during the orange monkey's speech-
At least it would be funny.
You are now my favorite UA-cam personality.
Thank you for making me laugh harder that I have in years!
And have a theory-
Ellen animatronic disappears-
Monkeybot appears-
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Watching this again after the hall is closed...it’s like...we need a sequel
If I want a ride about America and slightly propagandic and overly patriotic. I’ll listen to the voices of Liberty
I JUST realized what date you posted this on....
Another bit of brilliance in possibly one of your best videos.
Epic rant, I love your writing!!!
Vote for Kamala, plz! 💙
Well, it seems like we will never escape this hell-scape…
jesus fucking hell
@@TonyGoldmark Yep….
Not without someone who can aim.
so who ready for the biden bot kicking trump bot off or will there be a riot in disneyworld ?
Hey man, thanks for this. I don't have much more to say, it was funny, it was a worthwhile way to spend my time, keep up the great work.
I would say prankish cast members can shoot the animatronic’s face, but guns, even toy guns, have been banned from the parks. Still, it’s not like it can look any worse.
Don't blame me. I voted for Dr. Quentin A. Catkisser VI
Seriously though, even if Trump could be solely credited with the rising GDP, I would rather have a president who tanks the economy and isn't a bigot than the reverse (you know, if we lived in a world where good fiscal sense and decency were mutually exclusive). Improved economies are not a good trade-off for the safety of minorities. Isn't that right, 1930's Germany?
You've got quite a reach there, bub.
@@Hayzul I'm not saying that Trump is the second coming of Hitler. I loathe the guy, but I'm very select with my Hitler comparisons. My point was simply that "the economy's good" is not an indication of a good ruler and is generally a poor comfort to people who are worried about things only tangentially related
@@turkishvan2 There's quite a difference between lowering taxes, lowering unemployment, raising the GDP, giving corporations tax cuts and making money off invading, killing and stealing the resources from other countries.
@@Hayzul
Um, Hitler invading other countries wasn't the start of the problem, you know. I'm referring to before that. And yes, Hitler made money off taking Jewish property, but he also put in policies that genuinely lifted up the economy. And that doesn't matter. When people are concerned about their ruler giving validation to bigots, a good economy doesn't mean shit.
Again, the point is that a good economy does not equal a good leader. Trump could be the best president in history, but it's not the economy that would make him that. It's just not my highest priority (In the interest of honesty, I will say upfront that I am not someone who has ever had to worry about money, but my lower-class friends are also not placated, especially not the Latino ones. If you don't like the Hitler example, there's always Pinochet, Médici, or Suharto (though the latter did oversee an economic downturn at the end). I just figured most people wouldn't know what I meant if I said 1980's Chile
@@turkishvan2 THE REACH HAS GROWN
I swear the trump robo is just an umpa loompa with gigantism that they taxidermied and put a wig on.
... it’s 2020. JESUS WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS COMING
you know there is a definitive fact that even the biggest trump supporters must say of you Tony. Your insults are damn creative! keep up the good work.
Some of theme genuinely made me laugh
Love this video! You managed to capture the existential scream that is America right now while also making me laugh. In college out of state right now and sent my absentee ballot in about two weeks ago! Hopefully it might cancel out one red vote in a swing state. *sigh* Maybe...
"Designed a Hillary Clinton robot and hastily added jowls and a different' wig"
You know I think they should have just kept that and turned the attraction into the Hall of First Ladies instead. Gives them an excuse to make a Michelle to go with Robama, it makes the attraction political and Disney can hide that under the guise of educating guests on women in US history. It pisses off the MAGA heads so it's a win, win for everyone in my eyes. Sure we would have had to have Melania too, but at least she would be better dressed than toupee Mclongtie here.
DON'T BRING PEPE INTO THIS, HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS LIFE, HE JUST WANTED TO BE A MEME.
Tony, your plea has not been in vain.
REWATCHING BC IT'S OVER
Yeah, The age of Biden will begin. Trumpism is dead.
@@teddyfurstman1997 Correction: The Trump administration is over. Trumpism itself is going to be as, if not more, persistent to get rid of than cockroaches.
This is your best video yet. Summed up my feelings exactly, especially the prolonged screaming. Thank you for using your platform for good. 👏
Thanos and Trump are two similar people. One wants to wipe out half the world with one snap of his fingers, thinks he's doing the right thing when people around him are saying he isn't, and a lot of people has suffered because of his mindset.
And the other person is Thanos.
Saw that punchline coming a mile away, but you're right.
Ha Ha Ha!
I feel stupid, because you got me.
My god it moves like an rendered PS2 Game cutscene
I’m glad this deleted concept art of younger Palpatine didn’t make to film at the last minute
THANK YOU!!! This video was great. Not only did I enjoy your humor, I also enjoyed the portion about getting out the vote.
1:16 - 1:23 Exactly what I wanna do every time I hear Trump is gonna host a rally.
*Trump’s not my president*
No really, I don’t live in America
Lucky bastard...
Lucky Duck (not Donald)!
Just in time for Halloween.
I actually got VERY close to wanting to be neutral when it came time for me to vote, with the only thing stopping me from "starting" to vote all-blue was a few UA-cam comments saying that Democrats are the biggest advocates for war, but my parents (who were already going to vote all-blue) retaliated by saying Carter was a HUGE advocate for peace, and it's usually the Republicans who want war (Come to think of it, REPUBLICAN George W. Bush caused the Iraq War...).
That finally pushed me to circle in ALL Democrats on my ballot just so that I could "Give Trump a piece of my mind!".
...And I really wanted to move out of this joke of a country because it has become BAD...
I would've told you, "Carter isn't the one running. Clinton is."
And as Jimmy Dore put it, on the subject of Clinton, "When given the choice between a Republican and a Republican [in policies if not by name], the people will always vote Republican".
Or to use another quote, this one from Stephen Fry, "The rise of Trump does not come from the overwhelming victory of the right, but from the catastrophic failure of the left."
I got a more detailed explanation in video form (not my own, but one that I find neatly summarizes the feelings and attitudes that led to the rise of the all-mighty Commander-in-Cheetoh), but that's only if you want/need it.
@Frizzurd
Do you find it as ironic as I do that Trump's most heated choice thus far wasn't even that big a controversy (in terms of his beliefs, anyway), since Kavanaugh didn't even _want_ to overturn Roe v. Wade?
@@1krani time will tell. The refusal to hear net neutrality bothers me(especially Kavanaugh's statement) and the decision due by end of SC term on Gamble v. US will allow us to see Kavanaugh's views.
@@1krani If you seriously believe that, I've got some real estate on the dark side of the moon to sell ya.
@@TonyGoldmark
Dude said it himself. "[It's] an important precedent of the Supreme Court that has been reaffirmed many times."
www.cnbc.com/2018/09/05/supreme-court-nominee-brett-kavanaugh-says-landmark-abortion-ruling-roe-v-wade-is-important-precedent.html
"It was reaffirmed in Planned Parenthood v. Casey in 1992 when the court specifically considered whether to reaffirm it or whether to overturn it. ...That makes Casey precedent on precedent."
www.weeklystandard.com/holmes-lybrand/fact-check-has-brett-kavanaugh-stated-hed-overturn-roe-v-wade
@Christina Cope
We shall indeed see where he stands on the issue.
However, I feel the whole hubbub surrounding his views is indicative of a larger issue: activism on the Supreme Court, and the inability of we the people to do anything about it. The only way to recall a Supreme Court justice is via the Senate, which was understandable for the time, but in light of things like Roe v. Wade (which I dispute purely on its overreach of the Supreme Court's power in which they essentially conjured a Constitutional right from thin air, something even Justice Ginsburg agrees with) and Trump's promise to "appoint pro-life judges", I feel a more direct method of recall is in order to ensure the court goes back to _purely_ working with constitutionality, rather than any form of personal activism. That way, future appointments will not be about a judge's personal beliefs, but rather their ability to adhere to and interpret the words in the Constitution. Keep the current framework of how they're appointed, but give us the power to kick 'em to the curb should they start bringing their personal politics into their rulings.
And as a bonus, it would ideally take any and all questions of Supreme Court appointments out of future Presidential elections.