Ozzy Man Reviews: Chameleons
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- Опубліковано 9 січ 2019
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Surely Ozzy Man wouldn’t pin me
Fuck ya, I've pinned ya.
lmao
yeah, pin him hard
Better that he pins you than nails you, I guess.
Ozzy Man Reviews really got ya food there
"It looks healthy it looks clean .. in fact it looks so healthy, it's alive .. ohh it's a baby !" 😭😂😂😭
Yeah thanks, we all saw the video.
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Nah couldn’t spot a single chameleon in the video nah
Take my 100th like you clever clever bastard.
Woah lmao
Haha!!
*inhales* it's camouflaaaaaaaageee
@@omprakashchoudhary1114 it's? Why would you write that and not finish the sentence?
“If my eyes did this, people would think I was broken.” xD
Last time my eyes did that was at an open bar wedding. Mine, I think.
That baby chameleon almost game ended himself
These kids and their extreme sports.
...Is nobody else surprised that Chameleons give live birth? I could have sworn they laid eggs, but damn.
Most chameleon species lay eggs! Just very few give living birth.
Yes only 3 or 4 species of chameleons give live birth.
Surprised me, especially when Ozzy man said it was a hemorrhoid! Then it became a baby chameleon!
I am!
@Ivy what? Only some do it? That is even weirder.
"This Baby is ready to Go, it doesn't need a swaddle or a hepatitis vaccine" LOL If Only Human babies were like chameleons younglings, We would have More OZZY videos :D lol
Ismaiel Aden what the hell does that mean?
@@DemoWarlock It means Ozzy Is a Father now!!! A very busy father.... Hence lack of Ozzy videos for us :D
Ismaiel Aden sure that was the obvious take away......
@Tmb1112 yeah if you wanna die from a vaccine preventable disease and enjoy having your mid life crisis at 2 years old.
@@tukuiPat yeah if you want autism get vaccinated.
"You're not a chameleon, you're a leech!" 🤣
"I'm sick of ya face, it always changes "
This is an awesome and funny line 😂😂😂
What a line😂🤣
chameleons are amazing. I had a male panther chameleon who sadly passed just before Christmas but he was lovely he would come out and wander around or sit on your shoulder and stuff he was a right bonza mate to have... R.I.P Varus my little dude
aww i am sorry for your loss :(
Yea but their really hard to care for. How much time did you spend caring for it? And props to you for having the commitment to keep one
ℛ.Ꮖ.ℙ.Varus🦎🌿👼
We need more Chameleon representation 😂😂
Plot twist 🔀, same chameleon then answered the fresh Ad for a new roommate by the old one. (he turned up looking slightly greener and fake accent and the cheeky reptilian bastard only went and got the bloody same room!)
Chameleons look like the chill potheads of lizard kingdom
"Chameleons value trust in their relationships"....did not know that Oz, thanks.
"In fact it looks so healthy, its alive. OH ITS A BABY!" 🤣
"You're not a chameleon, you're a bloody leach"
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
yeh na first, do a mr bean review
Lol, I should do a Mr. Bean review as if I've never seen the TV show and he's incredibly offensive.
Ozzy Man Reviews hey
Ozzy Man Reviews and then confuse it with Blackadder
@@ozzymanreviews omg do it, that'd be bloody funny
@@ozzymanreviews please do that!
Only if Nat Geo did shows like this, atleast I'm learning now
No, they love those lame dramatic voices in their propaganda shows...
@@dredeth Indeed Nat Geo is full of propaganda, like saying that we're ruining animal habitats, of course everyone knows that animals don't even exist fuck them silly
Sorry, I'm in the wrong neighborhood here... I'm not good with being on the left side...
@@dredeth It's called having a brain, and being on any side isn't required for it.Don't blame you, blame whoever made you believe everything you hear is a lie.After all we're all here only to convince you and trick you in believing lies are real!
@@justanother2260 enjoy the video and chill :)
“I recon my tongue is my best asset”
Thats what my girlfriend said. I was really chuffed, till i realised it meant she just doesnt stop talking.
Twice19 😂😂😂
Ozzy man: it cant be rude because it is natural
Me in public who lets out giant farts
Thank God...it was a baby, otherwise an alive Poo would be the most scariest, disgusting thing in the world 😐
If youve ever seen stephen kings dream catcher. Theyre referred to as ass weasels
Ozzy did great narrating my in-laws
Ezekiel 25:17 surely was a great narration huh
Me: Got any chameleons?
Pet store clerk: No fucking idea mate.
Old mate on the right is the seedy bloke trying to slip into the DMs.
"If my eyes did this people would think I was broken", genuine LOL at that!
Yeh na it looks so healthy, it's alive....ROFL
Ozzy is the only reason why I smile these days
Your channel has been my best find of 2019 so far - HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Wow, I've never seen a chameleon give birth before, thanks Ozzy, very educational.
Ozzy man needs his own late night talk show. He would smash the competition
Ozzy man make anything, literally anything super funny and interesting with his commentary
So true
:42 "if my eyes did this, people would think I was broken"
How correct he was on everything was the best part honestly. They change color to reflect their mood, most come from madagascar. I mean maybe its just me, but i didn't learn these things until after i bought my chameleon.
“My eyes kinda do this when I’m drunk”🤣🤣
You're a dead set Aussie legend. Thanks for the videos. Keep em coming.
"Which piece of toast do I want?" Lol.
Owning a chameleon makes this video that much more entertaining. Can confirm, this is how chameleons function.
Here I am jumping into bed
Phone: Ozzy man posted a new video
Me: well there goes my sleep
The lil chameleon is super pumped " f*ck hepatitis Imma nom on sum leaves "
Ozzy u are legendary man.
Nobody else can do commentary on chameleons like this. Still undisputed!
That baby chameleon nearly got Destination Fucked! 😂
Always classic content! Never stop doing you!
Baby chameleon starts looking for a job as soon as it's Born. LMAO
0:38 Me during exams and forgot to review.
I think the creators of the Internet had channels exactly like this in mind when they created it.
The two greatest nature narrators on UA-cam: Zefrank and Ozzy Man.
Ozzyman, spreading laughter and happiness as usual.
Ozzyman is a bloody fucking legend. Love this dude. More content please bro. Perhaps a "no fuck you dead lock" compilation?
Chameleons always make me calmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When chameleons grow up they become DeathClaws.
Hi I love your reviews it makes me feel good
This is literally the video I never knew I was waiting for
It starts taking risks and it almost dies!! 😂😂😂
They move like they're in a stop motion animation
i need to sleep now...but i cant stop watching ozzy's vids
Poop turning into a baby is something I will never unsee😁😬
I fell in love with the Aussies for Ozzy man.
who needs puppies and kittens when you've got cold blooded snuggle buddies?
DEFINITELY UNDERATED
This video was like a poor man's zefrank. I liked it.
My eyes do this when I’m drunk, haha
This is a better version than Boy George's attempt...defo under represented but then if you cant see the wanka's...
As if a Chamelon would say _"I m sick of your face, it´s always changing." that is hilarious. xD
everyone reading comments including ozzy man HAPPY NEW YEAR😊
Everytime I feel a little down, I always turn to Ozzy man and boom I feel happy again. Never change my beautiful bastard♥️🤣🤣
LMAO dat baby delivery ! Falling a few feet down and he's already ready for action like nothing happened XDDDDD
When ozzyman posts you know its going to be a good day 🔥
I love your sense of humor. I have learned aussie english watching your videos.
Best video on UA-cam! Lol I havnt laughed that hard in a while.
Always waiting for Ozzy Man Videos.
"it can't be considered rude because its natural" fuck yeah mate
Thanks ozzy man this is very educational 10/10.
Good classic Ozzy Man.
Chameleon: GET OVER HERE!
When I need a good laugh, I watch Ozzy man.
Review after Review! Ozzy Man I'm not stopping!
Damn I didn’t know chameleons shit their babies out. There’s my daily dose of brand new knowledge for today 😂😂😂
@1:03 Fark...I wish birthing a human baby was this easy. 😳
I wonder if that's what it was like for the coma lady who just gave birth.
Well alright if you want to climb a tree and then give birth go ahead. I bet the chameleon is like "you get to lay on a bed and give birth."
I'm a guy so birth means nothing too me in that sense. But I see what your saying I guess.
@@MrKevin486 same
she didn't even care about her baby. she just popped him out she walked away
U do one of the most funniest videos on UA-cam...don't ever stop dude!!!
Hell yeah Ozzy. Perfect timing.
Your sarcasm is awesome...!
funny as always thats why i love this channel
#ChameleonLivesMatter
0:53 LOL OKAYYY BUDDDY 😂 😂 😂 😂
You make the world a better place truly Ozzy man
That thumbnail is bloody perfect
0:55 That's the difference between reptiles and mammals. Reptile bebeez ready to ROLL DAT SHIT!!! Awesome as hell.
This is hilarious 😂😂😂 great video!
“People would think I was broken” 🤣
Thank you for starring that with us. That was awesome .
1:29 "Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!"
The great and powerful Ozz
Love your vids bro😂
Today I learned some species of chameleons give live birth thank you very much ozzy man reviews.
"Get it in ya"🤣
The Simpson's did an episode where Homer goes back and time and screws up the future through the butterfly effect and when he comes back, the whole family has chameleon type tongues! Maybe you can compare the late great Marty Feldman to the chameleon next time. Hilarious job!
A man that doesn't need 10 minutes what a guy
it looks so healthy it's alive killed me
The handful of tiny baby chameleons is awesome. But that tongue is frikkin cool and gross at the same time.
It's just born & is trying to climb....
Mean while I tried to walk around 3 years after born
Fun fact. That tongue coming out of its mouth is as fast as a bullet lol lol crazy