Foreskin skip is the worst category because they make you send a picture to the mods to prove you're uncircumcised or they remove you from the leaderboards.
I think I just found the April 1st skip, I clipped throught the 2nd half of march and I triggered the shortcut to load faster the april fool joke, which actually improve my lead over PoopyMasterlord by 0.2 seconds.
Woah, this history of this intricate and very meaningful game really struck a cord with me. My appreciation of this game just went up by Chungus amounts!
i clicked on the video and camed instantly. My favorite letter is H and also the pink fairy lady looked super hot and cool and made me think about this one video i saw last week. forgot what it was called but it made me think of it and then i camed right after that. Good times :3
in regards to the no-nut category, just out of curiosity, are people with erectile dysfunction allowed into the laderboard? and is there some sort of cash prize at the end?
Huniepop. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard or game I haven’t seen my favorite let’s player’s randomly play and the game made me feel odd things in 9 years…
Foreskin skip is the worst category because they make you send a picture to the mods to prove you're uncircumcised or they remove you from the leaderboards.
goatse skip is even worse...
Have you heard of chemical castration skip? They ask for video footage of the procedure
I am one of said mods and that's all true.
Holy shit, really? I’m about to get in a SummoningSalt video then
ive gotten chemically castrated so i no longer have a sexdrive and will start speedrunning today.
Based
This game will make you run in 5 SECONDS
TRY NOT TO SPEEDRUN
The Devs HATE This ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!!
I'M GONNA RUNNNNN!!!
This is truly the satire of 2024
satire?
what do you mean?
huh?
I love how every time she says "DiarrheaFuck" she's trying to not laugh
You beat summoningsalt to it
beat (>0
I beat to summoningsalt
I think he also beat his meat to it.
@@salmonellaII *it
cummoningsemen
aztrosist is most likely an astronaut.
ain't no way
in the ocean
@@lainawesome rolling down in the deep
and maybe a sister
Ok but this is very goonerpilled edgemaxxer of you
what does goonerpilled edgemaxxer mean
@@Jakewebmaster8we dont even know anymore
@@Jakewebmaster8 please get off the internet before you get infected, you are a pure soul
@@Jakewebmaster8my best guess is that it caters to gooners and edgers
she's the goonest gooner
I love ur content but idfk what I’m watching rn
A summary of HuniePop speedruns
she pulled out the graphs and everything :o
Bro manufactured a speed running catagory
I remember watching a streamer do two all night streams (about 16 hours each) beating both huniepop games it was a fever dream lmao
thank you aztrosist
personally i think that the pre-nut should be included in the run time
It took me 7 minutes to realize that all of the other clips were still astro
the fact i 100% believed this was real until the 4 minute mark 💀💀💀 genuinely incredible parody LOL
tbf same you are not alone
Thanks for that detailed explanation, I had no idea huniepop has such a deep lore.
Brain-Bending????? This game broke my brain!!!!!
Just busted watching the documentary, I don't think I'll be attempting a run anytime soon.
ty aztrogoonist
this is one of the videos of all time
pour one out for gg allin he would've been the greatest huniepop speedrunner if he were here today
I fucking miss him fr
she's never beating the gooner allegations now
I’ve always wondered what these speedruns are like, especially in the one hand category
I hate that i kinda believed this for a little bit
Wdym? I still believe it
This is real
I know this is parody but there are actually people who speed run porn games
Aztro I just wanna say that you’re making such good progress with your voice training!
Good ass parody lmao 😭💀
this is certainly one of the video essays of all time
i upvoted
Consider discussing the history of doki doki literature club speedruns next
i need more parody video essays great job aztro
I think I just found the April 1st skip, I clipped throught the 2nd half of march and I triggered the shortcut to load faster the april fool joke, which actually improve my lead over PoopyMasterlord by 0.2 seconds.
this is the best youtube video I've watched this year
Goated video tbh
Happy to hear you're being true to yourself Aztrosist. Enjoying the content as always : )
I'm currently using the Vasectomy strat, gonna see how that goes
Just let out all your funny energy for like a year
Perfect 1:1 parody with all the small details.
This is the content I probably subbed for all those years ago
Can’t wait for the history of HuniePop 2 double date
Astrozist vying for a bid from Schlatt gotta upload
You have to do a History on HuniePop 2 World Records, the scene there is insane with even more genuis strategies
I went into a coma and couldn’t watch this until now. This put me INSTANTLY in a state of panic and confusion!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Now THIS is why I’m subscribed
This is excellent. The height of true cinema. Thank you Aztrosist for this beauty
There is nothing that could've made this video any better than the laugh stutter at 3:48 and 4:41.
aztro making big moves in the speedrunning scene!!!!!!
I remember watching Markieplyer play huniepop 2 back in 2019
I could no longer hold it in at 4:22.
Cincinutti made me bust out laughing.
From the voyage of Alpharad, to the journey of Markiplier. This game has now brought me to Aztrosist's story's.
Finally, real speedrun content.
Average summoningsalt video
Woah, this history of this intricate and very meaningful game really struck a cord with me. My appreciation of this game just went up by Chungus amounts!
this video bent my brain at a 90 degree angle and it won’t go back
Amazing content as always
Astrology what is this
That thumbnail really had me for a second
Feel like i just watched a moist critical video
this game literally refuses to die i love it 😤
Summoning salt been real quiet since this dropped
i clicked on the video and camed instantly.
My favorite letter is H and also the pink fairy lady looked super hot and cool and made me think about this one video i saw last week. forgot what it was called but it made me think of it and then i camed right after that.
Good times :3
8:15 Cincinutti 💀
saltmaxxing
I don't think I will be able to handle this video
0:23 bro stole the classic jawsh outro
this is art
I told my grandma about Huniepop and then she immediately had a stroke
Shit had me crying bro its perfect
We all know that Alpharad pioneered it
chat is this real
What a throwback
This is true art
Summoning sus
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOI
This was a journey...
This was amazing
Why did I get this suggested to me on April 1st
I love you aztrosist
Aww yeah, we're finally landing.
i love u aztridsists
Can you do it one handed though
3 handed speed run too hard
this is insane
why is poopyass polish and why is he bringing honour to my country. true hero.
summoningse-
Summoning salt would be proud
Great job asstits, you did it
Still waiting for the TAS nut% run
hello joshfloorguy
@@salmonellaII hello salmonellall
WHADAFAK IS GOING ON
The worldbuilding in this video should be studied by every school in the country
I’m watching this high dor the first time none of these lovely ladies are running 1:43
Your voice training is going so well, you sound more fem than I, and I've been transitioning for like 7 years now.
You will never be a woman.
@@fizzisoda7113goddamn you're obsessed. she's not gonna let you hit
@@fizzisoda7113 ugggg shuddupppp
This is so peak
Why are you talking like the hottest sonic characters guy
Aztro will you cover the history of Furry Feet speedruns?
i am coming to take that record, ive been working it hard on mastering Any% chairless
Thank you for this ❤
in regards to the no-nut category, just out of curiosity, are people with erectile dysfunction allowed into the laderboard? and is there some sort of cash prize at the end?
I'm also subbed to summoningsalt so I was fooled for a moment.
I love how all the cams are all not aztrosist
Thank you TASprotits
Huniepop. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard or game I haven’t seen my favorite let’s player’s randomly play and the game made me feel odd things in 9 years…