Onision Made A Really Bad Movie

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  • @marchhoney6329
    @marchhoney6329 4 роки тому +3551

    God he’s one of those people that thinks being loud is acting huh

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 роки тому +211

      He thinks yelling is a lot of things. Acting, funny, convincing people of anything he says, ...

    • @excellax9917
      @excellax9917 4 роки тому +174

      Well Onsion is also one of those people that thinks school shootings is good plot device in a novel.

    • @layaa7381
      @layaa7381 4 роки тому +73

      ExcellaX and someone who thinks traumatized girls are just sex objects

    • @FreakyFreakyBaby
      @FreakyFreakyBaby 4 роки тому +43

      He confuses the skill of acting with just being able to show emotions, which he assumes everyone believes is a hard skill to master. like no bitch we can regulate our feelings, letting them explode out of us isnt what acting is. my dad acted back in the day and he always said that acting was about knowing when to PULL BACK not fucking unleash a violent outburst lmao. this is how a psychopathic narcissist views acting

    • @beth641
      @beth641 4 роки тому +28

      Mags Honey wHAT YOURE SAYING THAT THIS ISNT ACTING? EVERYONE LOOK AT MY GREAT ACTING. ROMEO ROMEO WHERE FOR ART THOU GNOMEO

  • @paulaguimaraes4087
    @paulaguimaraes4087 4 роки тому +1912

    The girl isn’t even acting, she is legit scared for her life and I can’t blame her

    • @frenchfry55
      @frenchfry55 4 роки тому +62

      poor girl

    • @causticwit
      @causticwit 3 роки тому +3

      Method acting at its finest 😂

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 роки тому

      ''that girl'' is ''briannalovew'' a clearly mentally unstable person who wants desperately to act,but can't act to save her life. She is also known for a video where her smoke alarm went off,and her obsessive,weird videos about eugenia cooney where she claimed she was a ''robot'' and slandered her mother for no reason.

  • @idiotbox1814
    @idiotbox1814 4 роки тому +880

    Onion is mad because he doesn't think she's taking care of her hair.

  • @LucasBuilds
    @LucasBuilds 4 роки тому +1680

    as bad as his acting in this is, it's preferable to the novel he wrote where he and his identical clone body astral project and kill god

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 4 роки тому +105

      Can't tell whether this comment is satirical or if that actually happened in the book.

    • @LucasBuilds
      @LucasBuilds 4 роки тому +162

      @@Neo_Geisha By far the most entertaining way of finding out is StrangeAEONS' videos on the trilogy.

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 4 роки тому +56

      Luke Johnson KrimsonRouge’s review of the trilogy is pretty good too.

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 4 роки тому +92

      That’s not even the worse part of it. Remember when he wrote a sex scene between a 12 and 16 year old?

    • @urbestamericanboy6457
      @urbestamericanboy6457 4 роки тому +4

      Omg

  • @alextyrrell9596
    @alextyrrell9596 4 роки тому +1122

    He’s saying “I’m a child groomer” but he’s saying it so fast you can hear it

  • @layaa7381
    @layaa7381 4 роки тому +3452

    “I’m a youtuber, we treat our animals with care”
    Brooke Houts: “Yall hear smth?”

    • @iNabber
      @iNabber  4 роки тому +166

      lMAOOOOOOOO

    • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
      @frnksfrthmmrs2508 4 роки тому +53

      thE SHADE

    • @Sewfyt
      @Sewfyt 4 роки тому +3

      Layaa go away

    • @clappedcircle5301
      @clappedcircle5301 4 роки тому +24

      Layaa
      Your profile picture is really giving me the “dog got horny once, humans: you have lost penis privileges”

    • @SAVH7O
      @SAVH7O 4 роки тому +3

      Omg 😂

  • @lonejedi100
    @lonejedi100 4 роки тому +2218

    Ugh, actors always just playing themselves is so lazy.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 роки тому +40

      It gets so repetitive doesn't it 😫

    • @seinesalz
      @seinesalz 4 роки тому +148

      Calling him an actor is reeeaaal generous, lol. But yes, agreed.

    • @mdiddio
      @mdiddio 4 роки тому +4

      Lonejedi100 Except when you are John Cusack. Lol

    • @blondesense1708
      @blondesense1708 4 роки тому +2

      Michelle Dougherty Or Christopher Walken

    • @dronexfun8469
      @dronexfun8469 4 роки тому +21

      Onion Fucker calling himself an actor is just as bad as "funny" You Tubers calling themselves comedians.

  • @horrorterrorharvey
    @horrorterrorharvey 4 роки тому +1584

    his girlfriend probably just had after school detention

  • @TheDanielsliekmanis
    @TheDanielsliekmanis 4 роки тому +187

    Fun fact: the director never gave onision his script, they just pushed him on the set when it was his time to appear and onision just acted naturally.

  • @wynnie_margeaux
    @wynnie_margeaux 4 роки тому +874

    "My girlfriend, Tracy, and I just had an argument and she came down here for smokes an hour ago." That line is painfully awkward and I feel like the scriptwriters were just too lazy to make a flashback scene.

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 4 роки тому +72

      "Ok greg for context your girlfriend and you had an argument then she went to the gas station, now sat the line."
      "MY GirLfRiEnD tRaCY anD i gOt iN aN argUmenT-"
      "Greg no"

    • @datgurl12121
      @datgurl12121 4 роки тому +29

      Honestly just a couple pauses would make it better. I think onion boy can't read lines cause I'm guessing it should have gone something like "MY GF!" Smashes something "TRACY!" (He yells looking for her) then angrily explained the rest.

    • @wynnie_margeaux
      @wynnie_margeaux 4 роки тому +18

      @@datgurl12121 Exactly! It's just too wordy to fit into one statement! You're totally right about the sudden bursts of saying it!

    • @schadenfreude3236
      @schadenfreude3236 4 роки тому +4

      Couldn't agree more. That was clunky as all hell. Dunno whose fault it was, but someone failed pretty good.

  • @maggiee.1105
    @maggiee.1105 4 роки тому +2593

    nobody:
    onion man: “MY GIRLFRIEND *TRACY* WHO CAME DOWN HERE FOR SOME SMØKES ABOUT AN H O U R A G O”

    • @allis_babey
      @allis_babey 4 роки тому +55

      That's the same thing my dad did

    • @senbrandybuck4492
      @senbrandybuck4492 4 роки тому +103

      ¡¡¡¡T R A C Y ’S M Y G I R L !!!!

    • @jordanadams7168
      @jordanadams7168 4 роки тому +1

      This meme format needs to DIE please

    • @chsmothie6584
      @chsmothie6584 4 роки тому +7

      Sen Brandybuck M Y G O R L

    • @jordanadams7168
      @jordanadams7168 4 роки тому +14

      Nobody:
      No one at all:
      No one on this planet:
      Not even thanos:
      Not even Bill Nye the science guy:
      Not even the KKK:
      Not even cancer patients:
      Not even Ugandan knuckles:
      Not even Steve from Minecraft:
      Not even Elon Musk:
      Not even LeBron James:
      Not even the LeBron James Kid:
      Not even my left nut:
      Not even ISIS:
      Not even Obama:
      Not even John Wick:
      Not even Mike Wazowski:
      Not even Jahseh Onfroy:
      Not even Spongebob SquarePants:
      Not even the Duolingo owl:
      Not even gekyume's foreskin:
      Not even lightning McQueen:
      Not even Playboy Carti:
      Not even NASA:
      Not even Ricardo Milos:
      Not even big chungus:
      Not even Drake:
      Not even buzz light-year:
      Not even Harriet Tubman:
      Not even Mark Zuckerberg:
      Not even grumpy cat:
      Not even Hugh Hefner:
      Not even Bill Gates:
      Not even half the population of India:
      Not even black people:
      Not even white people:
      Not even Luigi:
      Not even Helen Keller:
      Not even Queen Elizabeth III:
      Not even God himself:
      Not a single living organism in the world:
      Me: This meme format is unfunny and creative.

  • @blurrybaby225
    @blurrybaby225 4 роки тому +2607

    Strange Æons & Inabber need to review Onion Boy’s movies together

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist 4 роки тому +218

      With Krimson Rouge, Chaos Untold, and, of course, Repzion.

    • @deadchannel4619
      @deadchannel4619 4 роки тому +89

      bibliophilianApologist
      I would pay good money for this

    • @FanGirl-mb4om
      @FanGirl-mb4om 4 роки тому +78

      I would give away my kidney for that. This woupd be better crossover than Endgame and Infinity War.

    • @juno5589
      @juno5589 4 роки тому +60

      the a team of onision commentators lmao

    • @melonpot1418
      @melonpot1418 4 роки тому +5

      yeS please

  • @yj9005
    @yj9005 4 роки тому +460

    Onion boy took one theatre class and he now thinks he’s Chris Hemsworth.

    • @RedDrowned
      @RedDrowned 4 роки тому +77

      Bold of you to assume he took a theatre class

    • @yj9005
      @yj9005 4 роки тому +16

      SaladLine damn, you’re right

    • @excellax9917
      @excellax9917 4 роки тому +13

      I've seen better acting in my acting 1 class tbh

    • @calico5464
      @calico5464 4 роки тому +5

      That's giving him too much credit lol

    • @DonnaCPunk
      @DonnaCPunk 4 роки тому +7

      Bold of you to assume he would ever think he needs an acting class lol

  • @chaoticcake390
    @chaoticcake390 4 роки тому +427

    i think he’s yelling THIS IS MY VEGETARIAN BOOODYYYYY

  • @izzybeingbusy590
    @izzybeingbusy590 4 роки тому +944

    Hey, give him a break, it must be harder to act when you're an emotionless sociopath that's trying to have emotion 😒

    • @thealmightybucket5930
      @thealmightybucket5930 4 роки тому +11

      Dude

    • @olderaccount9272
      @olderaccount9272 4 роки тому +36

      r/murderedbywords

    • @MrShagy23
      @MrShagy23 4 роки тому +35

      To be fair he should have a lot of practice faking his emotions since I'm guessing he's had to do it his whole life lol

    • @obito9916
      @obito9916 4 роки тому +1

      Izzy Being Busy lmao true

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 4 роки тому +13

      Sociopaths _have_ to act like they have emotions or people won't like them.
      But sheesh, Onision's even bad at being a sociopath.

  • @emilym.1813
    @emilym.1813 4 роки тому +1304

    “I’m a UA-cam and we take good care of our animals”
    Brooke Houts has left the chat…

    • @KaliFragi
      @KaliFragi 4 роки тому +28

      Mind your damn business Ok Taylor Nicole Dean is shaking...

    • @layaa7381
      @layaa7381 4 роки тому +8

      MsSomeone1991 DAMN

    • @KIKO_01
      @KIKO_01 4 роки тому +2

      @@KaliFragi NOOO LMAO

    • @lukasthedark8478
      @lukasthedark8478 4 роки тому +14

      Wow Lainey’s crying now good job

    • @milkystarx3084
      @milkystarx3084 4 роки тому +2

      Brooke posted a story calling it a mistake and I went apeshit-

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 4 роки тому +1460

    Onision's life is falling apart and I'm loving every minute of it...

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 4 роки тому +69

      Couldn't happen to a nicer piece of absolute shit

    • @XBunnybladeX
      @XBunnybladeX 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what happened to him? I'm kinda late on what's been recently happening

    • @grimdarklemonade3192
      @grimdarklemonade3192 4 роки тому +9

      i mean tbf it has been for a few years.. and yet he still has supporters

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 4 роки тому +22

      @@grimdarklemonade3192 I hate saying this but it seems the vast majority are under age girls who are attracted to that kinda stuff. Plus he does massive damage control to block those brainwashed from others views.

    • @romanov3937
      @romanov3937 4 роки тому

      Me too.

  • @victoriamartines5030
    @victoriamartines5030 4 роки тому +376

    Onision's 'acting' in this short is over the top and underwhelming at the same time. If that statement doesn't make any sense, so is his 'acting'. By the by, your puppy is adorable.

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 роки тому +7

      His acting is on the level of his bad skits. Imo, he has the yelling voice, but no emphasis on any words or switching of volume.

    • @xerces27
      @xerces27 4 роки тому +1

      He's using the wrong part of his voice to scream. He sounds like a cranky toddler

  • @ShortAndSalty
    @ShortAndSalty 4 роки тому +460

    He has proven time and time again that his “acting” is just him yelling and screaming.

  • @CeceJianni
    @CeceJianni 4 роки тому +455

    He says, "THE TAPES"
    He wanted the video footage. His acting is absolutely terrible and this movie makes basically no sense at all, but the girl that played the monster is a hidden treasure. I think she's a very good actress. I also love that he hired very realistic actors and actresses, not 10/10 models like a majority of films do.
    His acting was terrible though. It was like watching an alien in a flesh suit attempting to be human.

    • @SoMJenn
      @SoMJenn 4 роки тому +33

      Chelsey Jianni Yes! Her name is Shanna. She was brilliant in my opinion.

    • @feralpupboy
      @feralpupboy 4 роки тому +26

      Wait, are you implying onion boy isn’t an alien in a flesh suit?

    • @tellmywifiloveher6474
      @tellmywifiloveher6474 4 роки тому +23

      @@feralpupboy he prematurely escaped area 51 and had no contact with human beings whatsoever outside of his forums 😔

    • @AltBadin
      @AltBadin 4 роки тому +9

      I believe it was "WHAT TAPES"

    • @nam7700
      @nam7700 4 роки тому +1

      What’s the name of the movie

  • @squidliche9741
    @squidliche9741 4 роки тому +623

    Onision: WHERE IS SHE?
    Store clerk: Where's who!?
    Onision: Kai!, she's very upset, can't you tell?!

  • @fuckthepopulation8109
    @fuckthepopulation8109 4 роки тому +477

    INabber: "Its just not realistic"
    Me: can actually see Greg doing this shit

  • @paintchipgremlin
    @paintchipgremlin 4 роки тому +501

    if anything bad ever happens to kenji i’ll go feral he’s so precious

    • @shelhatesyou
      @shelhatesyou 4 роки тому +11

      cloroxicity “i’ll go feral” that’s fucking hilarious

  • @andthatsshannii
    @andthatsshannii 4 роки тому +311

    “I’m a UA-camr and we take good care of our animals”
    Now let’s talk about Onision, the UA-camr who boils tortoises alive

    • @truebornseeker9767
      @truebornseeker9767 4 роки тому +28

      But claims to be a vegan

    • @Squishy876
      @Squishy876 4 роки тому +38

      I'm sorry--he what?!

    • @andthatsshannii
      @andthatsshannii 4 роки тому +59

      Squishy876 he left his tortoise outside all day with a plastic box on it in the heat! It effectively boiled to death

    • @consensualcastration7373
      @consensualcastration7373 4 роки тому +14

      ShanniiWrites is there a video about this or? ive never heard this mentioned before!!

    • @hannahanelle7531
      @hannahanelle7531 4 роки тому +5

      Omg I never knew this

  • @matthewpeverill5688
    @matthewpeverill5688 4 роки тому +136

    Clerk: "You can check the tapes!"
    Greg: "DUCK TALES!"

    • @leizeepinx1522
      @leizeepinx1522 4 роки тому +4

      Kai in the background: WOOOHOOO! ...oh oops, I should be crying in my house

    • @Geotikid
      @Geotikid 4 роки тому

      dont ruin duck tales like this guysss

  • @bethedwards9843
    @bethedwards9843 4 роки тому +445

    He’s saying “WHAT TAPES?!?!?!?”

    • @toomacchi
      @toomacchi 4 роки тому +11

      Thank you

    • @iteeparx
      @iteeparx 4 роки тому +38

      i thought he said duck tapes

    • @ramyeonhan8276
      @ramyeonhan8276 4 роки тому +32

      Omg I thought he said THE TAAAAAAPES!

    • @nishaboo759
      @nishaboo759 4 роки тому +33

      I thought he just slipped back into his native language; Donkey

    • @LambentLight00
      @LambentLight00 4 роки тому +13

      I thought he said "NOT TAPES" and I was like "what do you mean 'not tapes' why do you go and watch them after dumbass" lol

  • @awek1054
    @awek1054 4 роки тому +573

    fraser: everyone comment kenji is beast
    alex: i'm gonna eat the dog
    everyone: kenji is feast

    • @RatCentral0
      @RatCentral0 4 роки тому

      Did anyone record the stream? Please hmu

  • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
    @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 4 роки тому +621

    onision was actually in an episode of brandon rogers’ series stuff and sam. the episode itself was funny because brandon rogers is a funny person, but onision’s acting was so. bad.
    coincidentally enough, he played a violent POS in that, too.
    in conclusion, everyone should watch brandon rogers. thank u for listening

  • @someamorplease
    @someamorplease 4 роки тому +134

    Shanna Malcolm doesn’t deserve this kind of disrespect
    Ps he said “what tapes” have a nice day sir

  • @DGLDrums
    @DGLDrums 4 роки тому +88

    Is there a behind the scenes documentary about this? I'd really like to know how long that guy tried to make Onision deliver something acceptable before he inevitably gave up ;)

  • @india7932
    @india7932 4 роки тому +875

    KENJI IS BEAST
    MAKE HIM A CHANEL PLEASEEEE

    • @iNabber
      @iNabber  4 роки тому +126

      if this comment gets 2 likes i will

    • @lucy-oq8eg
      @lucy-oq8eg 4 роки тому +20

      Now you gotta

    • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
      @frnksfrthmmrs2508 4 роки тому +5

      yes yes yes

    • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
      @frnksfrthmmrs2508 4 роки тому +17

      it’s just unfiltered, 5 hour long daily dog content

    • @lucy-oq8eg
      @lucy-oq8eg 4 роки тому +9

      @@frnksfrthmmrs2508 that would be amazing

  • @10thhousebabe
    @10thhousebabe 4 роки тому +822

    No one:
    Alex: KENJI IS FEAST

    • @masabahnishat1551
      @masabahnishat1551 4 роки тому +1

      ??? Can someone explain this to me I'm too stupid to understand

    • @masabahnishat1551
      @masabahnishat1551 4 роки тому

      @sylvia elaine ohhh thanks for the explanation lol x

    • @RatCentral0
      @RatCentral0 4 роки тому

      Did anyone record that stream? Please hmu omg

  • @leslie1302
    @leslie1302 4 роки тому +216

    Wait wait
    Onision has a *ponytail*

    • @bugab00b
      @bugab00b 4 роки тому +14

      🤢

    • @KELUIX
      @KELUIX 4 роки тому +7

      It's not a good look for him tbh hdhdhsjsjbsbznakzan

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 4 роки тому +27

      @@KELUIX nothing is a good look for him

  • @bunda9937
    @bunda9937 4 роки тому +123

    Onion: "TRAYCEE'S MAH *G U R L* !!!"

  • @meltymac2230
    @meltymac2230 4 роки тому +197

    Greg: I’m into middle aged women *greg is close to being middle aged himself*
    Me: yea.... that’s how it should be. That’s the age group not teenagers

  • @mishussy
    @mishussy 4 роки тому +424

    That awkward moment when you never knew he had a book or movie

    • @Kai-kp9vs
      @Kai-kp9vs 4 роки тому +17

      ninja ._. vanish 3 books and 3 movies

    • @HaruhiAgatsuma
      @HaruhiAgatsuma 4 роки тому +13

      lucky you

    • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
      @frnksfrthmmrs2508 4 роки тому +33

      if you really want to know more about his books then i’d consider checking out Strange Æons. she’s fucking hilarious and her and she’s fine a lot of stuff about Onision.
      After you’ve watched this video, of course.

    • @cryptica4495
      @cryptica4495 4 роки тому +10

      @@frnksfrthmmrs2508 Oh yeah she's already reviewed his three books!

    • @blurrybaby225
      @blurrybaby225 4 роки тому +6

      frnks fr th mmrs bro i love her channel, besides tumblr deep dive her onision content is my favorite

  • @kirby-stomp
    @kirby-stomp 4 роки тому +269

    wait, wtf happened to shanna malcolm? after watching this, i, all of a sudden, remember her lmao. wasn't she one of shane dawson's og best friends from like WAYY BACK?? did they have a falling out or smth omf--WHERES ANY VIDEOS ON HER?
    +found out she just came back to yt like 4 days ago :'-) and that i'm legit still (somehow) subscribed to her from 927e73838r7 years ago.

    • @princedonovaughn1182
      @princedonovaughn1182 4 роки тому +8

      They're still friends they just don't talk alot.

    • @kirby-stomp
      @kirby-stomp 4 роки тому +11

      @@princedonovaughn1182 yeah, i watched a video where she said that but that was a couple years ago.. despite a year seeming so fast, a lot can happen throughout that time and who knows? hopefully they still are though :-)

    • @bums009
      @bums009 4 роки тому +2

      I knew I recognised her from somewhere

  • @keaton_
    @keaton_ 4 роки тому +563

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Kenji:
    Onision: Yelling = acting

    • @deadchannel4619
      @deadchannel4619 4 роки тому +6

      Kate Moth
      GRRRR LOOK AT MY BLATANT ANGRY ACTING

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 4 роки тому +4

      He has the yelling voice too but he lacks the conviction and emphasis, for instance "WHERE IS SHE" would have sounded better if he emphasized any one of the words, personally I think She would be best emphasized but if you disagree that's fine.

    • @jordanadams7168
      @jordanadams7168 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody:
      No one at all:
      No one on this planet:
      Not even thanos:
      Not even Bill Nye the science guy:
      Not even the KKK:
      Not even cancer patients:
      Not even Ugandan knuckles:
      Not even Steve from Minecraft:
      Not even Elon Musk:
      Not even LeBron James:
      Not even the LeBron James Kid:
      Not even my left nut:
      Not even ISIS:
      Not even Obama:
      Not even John Wick:
      Not even Mike Wazowski:
      Not even Jahseh Onfroy:
      Not even Spongebob SquarePants:
      Not even the Duolingo owl:
      Not even gekyume's foreskin:
      Not even lightning McQueen:
      Not even Playboy Carti:
      Not even NASA:
      Not even Ricardo Milos:
      Not even big chungus:
      Not even Drake:
      Not even buzz light-year:
      Not even Harriet Tubman:
      Not even Mark Zuckerberg:
      Not even grumpy cat:
      Not even Hugh Hefner:
      Not even Bill Gates:
      Not even half the population of India:
      Not even black people:
      Not even white people:
      Not even Luigi:
      Not even Helen Keller:
      Not even Queen Elizabeth III:
      Not even God himself:
      Not a single living organism in the world:
      Me: This meme format is unfunny and creative.

  • @isabeldubois5796
    @isabeldubois5796 4 роки тому +84

    He says “what tapes?” Because apparently he doesn’t know what security cameras are and or how they operate

  • @carmieieio
    @carmieieio 4 роки тому +994

    “Mashed potatoes are one of the greatest foods to ever exist”
    [Everyone liked that.]

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 4 роки тому +32

      *WRONG!* I do not like mashed potatoes.

    • @crapet8144
      @crapet8144 4 роки тому +5

      @@natemanning924
      Me too, I find it boring unless there's a ton of sausages and gravy lmao

    • @kkjku6089
      @kkjku6089 4 роки тому +6

      spacey it’s gross

    • @ProjectX-624
      @ProjectX-624 4 роки тому

      I heard fruit xD hahaha

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 4 роки тому +4

      Mash taters is depression that's edible

  • @meganorourke7812
    @meganorourke7812 4 роки тому +256

    Me: kenji is bean
    Fraser: kenji is beast
    Alex: KENJI IS FEAST

  • @soibhan7766
    @soibhan7766 4 роки тому +106

    All he had to do was act like himself and he still some how fricked that up

  • @aregolas
    @aregolas 4 роки тому +24

    "She came down here for some smokes about an hour ago!" Usually it's the father who goes for smokes and never comes back in these things.

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 4 роки тому +122

    How to sum up his acting in a movie line:
    LOOOOOUD NOISES!!

  • @corneliaeriksson9077
    @corneliaeriksson9077 4 роки тому +216

    Me thinking: Kenji kinda looks like a cute little potato💕
    ”Mashes potatoes are the greatest food”
    .... oh no

    • @charlixxxx
      @charlixxxx 4 роки тому

      What kind of dog is Kenji?

    • @tawnyeyes368
      @tawnyeyes368 4 роки тому +4

      @@charlixxxx looks like a Shiba Inu potat to me 😊

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 4 роки тому +353

    He’s like the failed version of Shane

  • @thescrappay
    @thescrappay 4 роки тому +75

    Sounds like he's saying "I need to be arrested" to me....

  • @ollieergs13
    @ollieergs13 4 роки тому +19

    the real question is: HOW DID LORI GET TICKETS TO SEE WICKED WITH HER DEADENED JOB

  • @urfavford3666
    @urfavford3666 4 роки тому +23

    10:00
    I think he tried to say “what tapes” but it came out as “WKSJSHHXJSKJSSAAAAAAPES”

  • @anindividual4231
    @anindividual4231 4 роки тому +58

    Aw, she was gonna take him to see Wicked. That's so cute.

    • @temtem8110
      @temtem8110 4 роки тому +8

      Jane Syphert , she’s the sweetest demon ever ✨

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 4 роки тому +2

      @@temtem8110 You know Onion Man is bad when a demon is sweeter than him.

  • @lucy-oq8eg
    @lucy-oq8eg 4 роки тому +140

    WE STAN KENJI

  • @panda-qv5nq
    @panda-qv5nq 4 роки тому +45

    The fact that Wicked was dragged into this trash version of a “movie” makes me depressed.

  • @JustMikeyyy
    @JustMikeyyy 4 роки тому +209

    Take out the words " *'s movie* " in the title and it would be even more true

    • @BrosBrothersLP
      @BrosBrothersLP 4 роки тому

      So funny as he has done that in the description too

  • @yaday224
    @yaday224 4 роки тому +46

    I mean I get he’s trying to act angry or something but like his voice doesn’t have like a ‘tone’ or something like that??¿

    • @xerces27
      @xerces27 4 роки тому +2

      Yup he should be using a lower voice, it sounds strained

    • @lunasmith9367
      @lunasmith9367 4 роки тому

      Siness Carambola His lines are being delivered awkwardly and he’s weirdly monotone? Like despite the fact he’s screeching there’s no range to his voice

  • @thereallocke8065
    @thereallocke8065 4 роки тому +18

    I feel like they were just shooting a romcom then Onion cams down yelling at people and hitting them with a bat at they just rolled with it

  • @veggiemonkie5041
    @veggiemonkie5041 4 роки тому +68

    The best ending of twilight:
    Onision goes to a mental hospital

  • @oliviatocci2607
    @oliviatocci2607 4 роки тому +84

    Your son is beautiful

  • @lucyauna1442
    @lucyauna1442 4 роки тому +385

    "Mashed potatoes are one of the greatest foods to ever exist"
    Me: likes video

  • @bluebellkara
    @bluebellkara 4 роки тому +42

    "He's just so memeable... *arrestable* "

  • @desdes5622
    @desdes5622 4 роки тому +19

    The chick actually was acting really well in my opinion.

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 4 роки тому +1

      I looked her up (her name is Shauna Malcom) and apparently she was in a bunch of TV shows!

  • @kylie9360
    @kylie9360 4 роки тому +53

    He said “what tape” at 10:17 in response to the girl saying he can look at the tape

    • @iNabber
      @iNabber  4 роки тому +16

      thank u

    • @kylie9360
      @kylie9360 4 роки тому +9

      iNabber np, the onion can yell loud but can’t pronounce words well

  • @xavierjohnson2321
    @xavierjohnson2321 4 роки тому +72

    iNabber: Shows Kenji
    Me: *THAT PUPPER MELTS THE EVEN THE COLDEST OF HEARTS*

  • @garganbrenna74
    @garganbrenna74 4 роки тому +70

    Fraser:
    Kenji:
    The UK:
    Everyone in the comments: I WOULD DIE FOR KENJI

    • @charlixxxx
      @charlixxxx 4 роки тому

      What kind of dog is Kenji?

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 4 роки тому +1

      Vitamin C Shiba Inu. Some shiba pups are very fluffy and some are not.

    • @charlixxxx
      @charlixxxx 4 роки тому

      @@motherofdogs7980 THANK YOU

  • @lucycatherine9222
    @lucycatherine9222 4 роки тому +26

    "Onision's movie-"
    Pardon?? Who let him be in a movie??

  • @artsyangel783
    @artsyangel783 4 роки тому +23

    "I'm a youtuber. We treat our animals with care"
    Brooke Houts : 😬

  • @paigeishimarusakakuratoujo4171
    @paigeishimarusakakuratoujo4171 4 роки тому +58

    Kenji is actually the cutest puppy ever please protect him ♡

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 4 роки тому +18

    Onion is really just portraying himself. I didn’t see it all those years ago when I first watched it, but seeing it now it’s uncanny how accurate it is. 😰😰😰

  • @Spidermanslefttoenail
    @Spidermanslefttoenail 4 роки тому +25

    I like how the title says "book" implying inabber is living in a time where onion boy had one book. Those were better times.

  • @JamesBond-lj6ms
    @JamesBond-lj6ms 4 роки тому +16

    I hope Onision doesn’t actually think he’s a good actor.

  • @justinlynch3
    @justinlynch3 4 роки тому +90

    "You can check the tapes."
    "THE TAPES!!!!!!!!"

    • @Andi2495
      @Andi2495 4 роки тому +4

      Justin Lynch “What tapes?!”

  • @x_paige_x3012
    @x_paige_x3012 4 роки тому +196

    KENJI IS BEAST ♥️

    • @iNabber
      @iNabber  4 роки тому +10

      YES

    • @x_paige_x3012
      @x_paige_x3012 4 роки тому +4

      iNabber this just made my day, thankyou 😂♥️ also Kenji is adorable

  • @oxrpheus
    @oxrpheus 4 роки тому +37

    Fraser's pumping out Onision videos faster than the beans joke died

  • @CamperRiley
    @CamperRiley 4 роки тому +158

    Loving the vids mate 🖤
    And Kenji is such a bean ❤

    • @iNabber
      @iNabber  4 роки тому +12

      thank you!

    • @TR-hy9pn
      @TR-hy9pn 4 роки тому

      My dog is a chihuahua dachshund mix, and she’s shaped like a bean with legs. Thought I’d mention that.

  • @kaitlynhewlin
    @kaitlynhewlin 4 роки тому +19

    Omg he wasn’t even showing much emotion he was just yelling.

  • @tristan5948
    @tristan5948 4 роки тому +15

    His “acting” is so awful. So so so awful. Ugh, I look forward to the day onion boy is off the tube.

  • @melissataylor881
    @melissataylor881 4 роки тому +179

    Omg his “acting” 😂

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 4 роки тому +12

      lmao at around 8:45 I think he's trying not to smile, like he's not in character

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 роки тому +6

      All I can think of after he shows up, wacks the guy and starts screaming is, "This is my vegan... *BODY!!!!*"

  • @mallowhoney
    @mallowhoney 4 роки тому +7

    Why would a demon be working at a convenience store? Clearly someone hasn't seen "The Devil Is a Part-Timer"

  • @9suicune8
    @9suicune8 4 роки тому +23

    10:22
    he's saying "WHAT TAPES?!" unfortunately the eldtrich abomination hidden beneath the flesh suit almost escaped for a minute so he made some completely inhuman noise as a result

  • @notsonormal996
    @notsonormal996 4 роки тому +71

    Nobody:
    Creepy onion man: N Ø N S Ë Ñ Š E

  • @maddic7717
    @maddic7717 4 роки тому +13

    Am I the only one that thought onision just made one of his books into a movie when they saw the thumbnail.

  • @Southernpinesranch
    @Southernpinesranch 4 роки тому +31

    "onision movie"
    I could NOT stop laughing!!!!
    Congrats on the pup. He's a cutie! If you plan on taking him to the groomer start NOW. Your groomer will appreciate it 🤗

  • @anyalaASMR
    @anyalaASMR 4 роки тому +22

    saw the title and literally said to myself “his WHAT?”

  • @itsmist-er
    @itsmist-er 4 роки тому +10

    The girl was actually good and he was comically screeching.

  • @JamieBearFancyPants
    @JamieBearFancyPants 4 роки тому +11

    Oh my god, Shauna Malcom. I LOVED her back in the day, I can’t believe how many memories just came back

  • @Princess_Pixie
    @Princess_Pixie 4 роки тому +34

    Onision: I’m a good actor
    Watches this movie of onision trying to seriously act
    Me: ....nope your not

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 4 роки тому

      Pixie_Parker "If you don't think I am a good actor...THEN WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING, WATCHING MY GODDAMN CHANNEL! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH*T!"

  • @kaci6739
    @kaci6739 4 роки тому +29

    KENJI IS BEAST. ALEX WILL EAT HIM. YUMMY BEAST DOGGO

  • @otsukare
    @otsukare 4 роки тому +24

    I feel bad for Kenji man, he has to deal with the Commentary Crew like I can’t-

  • @thathooman2454
    @thathooman2454 4 роки тому +71

    I like the stuff you post but I love Kenji more ❤❤

  • @Whatsvrmn
    @Whatsvrmn 4 роки тому +12

    Soooooooo how the hell is his movie scary other than the fact he’s projecting himself into the main villain?

  • @giannacarter9711
    @giannacarter9711 4 роки тому +4

    In Onision’s onion-scented bubble, screaming like a maniac apparently equals acting.

  • @hexegrams
    @hexegrams 4 роки тому +24

    He said “you’re dead”. Similar to me after seeing Onision star in that video.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 роки тому +3

      No, what tape

    • @ElloFantasy
      @ElloFantasy 4 роки тому +4

      Nah, he said "WHAT TAPES?!!"

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh1726 4 роки тому +49

    I will give Kenji my life, he is the cutest and I love him

  • @sum4112
    @sum4112 4 роки тому +69

    AWWWH HES SO CUTE

    • @bauklotz6279
      @bauklotz6279 4 роки тому +44

      Thought you were referring to Onision for a second and that threw me off

    • @sum4112
      @sum4112 4 роки тому

      could be either tbh dont u think 😳

    • @kickalysh
      @kickalysh 4 роки тому +1

      @@sum4112 wait what wtf-

    • @lovelandfrog5692
      @lovelandfrog5692 4 роки тому +1

      hiker uwu STOP THAT THIS INSTANT

  • @momo_u
    @momo_u 4 роки тому +6

    He comes in like a guy screaming his lines and does that for all of his lines. A true actor.

  • @dylaroo24
    @dylaroo24 4 роки тому +5

    "You got no money, you got no cash/" And now no patreon........... GOD BLESS HUMANITY! Though the question now is does this mean more or less terrible movies?

  • @leon_rosen
    @leon_rosen 4 роки тому +7

    His acting is so horrible. His part seems like an elementary school play.

  • @josephhaov1242
    @josephhaov1242 4 роки тому +46

    iNabber: Kenji is beast
    ImAllexx: Kenji is FEAST

    • @RatCentral0
      @RatCentral0 4 роки тому +1

      Did anyone record that stream? Please hmu

  • @EMB_Designs
    @EMB_Designs 4 роки тому +24

    No reference to jimin throughout this hole video........that’s a change 😂

    • @EMB_Designs
      @EMB_Designs 4 роки тому +1

      @coffeefrost lol ik but like he is always there

  • @mads8946
    @mads8946 4 роки тому +24

    “onision’s movie”
    you’re *KIDDING*

  • @AJ-hw2vc
    @AJ-hw2vc 4 роки тому +12

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    inabber: 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙘