Every time I lose, I adopt a child: Playing as Ness and Lucas. Also, as some people in the replies suggested, he could also play as young link and inkling.
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear brai
@Zion Lezada That's really cool and yeah I've heard of that before. But Lucario isn't a fox, its based more off of a jackal or coyote or something similar.
@@uxie4327 I didn’t mean to, I haven’t watched that video in ages and didn’t even comment anything on it. And someone copied this comment and it is top comment so rip
first of all its a pokemon - its just based on a dog. the others like WOLF and such are actuall dogs - well kinda...dog the animal exists in their universe.
0:28 "I'm gonna be buying another dog toy every time I win" Imagine is he just kept winning and at the end of the video his house was full of dog toys but with no dog.
@@sooshi4560 Jackals are a type of canine, animals that are related to dogs, coyotes, foxes and wolves. He plays wolf in the video thus Lucario would’ve been fine. But honestly he probably didn’t because of people ripping him a new one in the comments so he would’ve had to explain himself in the video preventing that but that would’ve been a waste of time and .... yeah you get the point. Or he’s bad with Lucario and only planned to lose once.
I love how the cat turns to look at him with the face “are you fucking kidding me?”
yes that was hilarious
Oh no the food person brought home a giant bear (from the cats perspective)
I laughed my ass off as I saw that xD
10:42
Top 10 anime betrayals
"Every time I lose with Snake, I adopt a grizzled war veteran."
Yeah me to
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
I had the same exact thought and then I saw this comment. Fantastic. Great minds think alike
Its in the goddamn name why wouldn't you think he would say snake you aren't detectives
Yeah grizzled war veterans are so cute,he should do it one day
Next: Whenever I lose with K. Rool, I adopt a crocodile
Definitely won’t go wrong
Florida intensifies
@@Spork7vv I mean, he has a pool I think and Crocodile can be small. You know. Adopting a baby one.
@@munkegutz6264 I'm not Floridian
makes sense to an Australian, but if he was from Florida, u best know that was next
“Whenever I lose with Mario i hire a plumber”
Penguin
Cute profile pic
Yes
@@NotAPenguin81 Yes
I want to see that vid if it exists
Every time I lose, I adopt a child: Playing as Ness and Lucas.
Also, as some people in the replies suggested, he could also play as young link and inkling.
DAMN IT I JUST SAID THAT
We might not be able to cast that sorry
This would be great
Bruh
He stole this from me I said that but with young link :(
I beg your pardon?
Ollie is ridiculously cute
Hi second thought! Also true!! He's so smol
@Parker Family true!
What happened to the second cat?
SECOND THOUGHT IM SUBSCRIBING TO YOU BECAUSE I WANNA SEE YOU ACHIEVE 1 MIL SUBS
i have a dog named ollie as well, he’s a chonker but he’s very cute just like this ollie :D
Little Z: “If I win I’ll get a toy for the dog”
-Loses every match, gets 10 dogs and no toys
-Wins every match, gets 10 toys and no dogs
@@OwerfordAmazington that would be a sad reality
@@OwerfordAmazington adopts ten dogs anyway
-Wins every match buys 10 toys no dogs
@Parker Family Hop*Cat* Can be the dog
"Every time I lose with Banjo, I adopt a bear"
Uhhhhhhh I don’t think that’s a good idea
Hope I get picked
@@santitheseal2363 Gee, I wonder what could have given you that idea?
@@santitheseal2363 Thank you but don't watch my vids they're really embarassing
@@MetaDHedge28 ima watch em
Next: Every time I lose as ness I adopt a Child
or Lucas
Or villager
@@MechaWiz Villager is an adult.
I wish life was this funny that little a would do it
@A Name This is true.
I'm still waiting for the day when he plays as my king and adopts a saltwater crocodile every time he loses
PLEASE!!!
I want everytime he loses to you he watches crocodile Dundee
U would like that wouldn’t u
He's Australian after all
He lives in australia, not florida
Little Z: "Time to show him to my cats"
The cat: "Tf is this sh*t?!"
I recently got a dog and I have a 14 year old cat, maaan my kitty wasnt happy about it...
I still think that's funny
@Grim_503 so legendary
Next: Everytime I lose as King Dedede, I adopt a penguin.
Yo I'm down for that
Can I use this as a video?
@@Cry0thecringeyicerobot sure
@@lfc_szn4274 wack
bad idea
His dog literally looks like a stuffed animal that came to life
XD true
D-d-danganronpa
Next: Everytime I lose with donkey Kong I adopt a gorilla
Diddi kong monkey
@Styro the Magnificent well bowser is a turtle
@Styro the Magnificent it’s ok
Everytime I lose with Sans I adopt a skeleton.
RETURN TO MONKE
"Everytime I lose as Wario I get a bike" would be cool
Everytime I lose as wario I adopt a fat gas filled middle aged man who smells like garlic
little z isnt bill gates
@@bryanwoo8415 this is true gold
Everytime I win with Wario I'm gonna eat that bike
This is the only good suggestion among every comment on this video.
"Imma play as every dog character in smash"
*ignores Lucario*
Dude, Lucario is ALWAYS forgotten
BRO
He's a fox probably I think
lucario = puppy
Zack: cats always beat dogs duck hunt: the shit what you say to me I well beat ur ass
Little Z: "I will play all the dog characters"
Lucario not being included even though he is a doggo: *sad aura dog noises*
Lucario is a jackal.
but wolf is a wolf not dog yet he is in vid
@@arek.k8688 true, but wolves are part of the canine family, which dogs are.
@@Fatalis690 yes but that’s saying an orange is the same as a lemon
foxes are in the canine family, idk how that was missed lol rip
Next: every time I lose as yoshi I adopt a dinosaur
Ye
Every time I lose as Inkling I adopt a squid
Is tyat possible
Or iguana
birds are dinosaurs
Next: Every Time I lose as Piranha Plant I adopt a house plant
This one seems plausible.
Every time i lose with piranha plant i adopt a piranha
Didn’t he do that with weeding his garden?
YES
@@spectacledman that was hop
“Every time I lose with wario, I adopt a garlic”
Nice
Garlic isn’t a pet it’s a type of food
@@sarakline6767 wow it would have been cool is someone made a joke about that
@@sarakline6767 i hate you
@@sarakline6767 I have too
r/wooosh
Little Z: should I have a child?
Everyone: every time you lose, adopt a child
Playing as Ness
@@freakensweet1019 people were saying ness, Lucas, villager, young link and some others
Idea: Everytime I lose as Mario, I buy a whole pack of Italian meatballs
And spaghetti if he loses as luigi
Yes
And a plumber.
Every time i lose as mario, i buy an italian off the dark web
No everytime I lose as mario I buy 5 pizzas
"How could cat defeat the dog?!?!?!?!?"
To be fair the cat is ripped.
Lol so true
And fucking massive too
Don’t forget that cats also beat birds and Duck Hunt has a bird
and has a broken ass mechanic that every incinaroar rely on to win
@@coolnuggit1998 I don’t always rely on revenge though, I go for grabs and throw combos
Next: Whenever I lose with charizard I adopt a dragon
"This video is sponsored by Dragon City!"
I play both of those
No I lose a Charizard I find a dragon in my room
@@hiss8 a bad dragon
Dragons are imaginary
Me doing this challenge:
“And that’s how I adopted all of my 20 puppies.”
Also no toys
I'd kill myself and lower my GSP to 18 with 67 puppies in my room
I’m good at the game :)
@Chase McLean Bro Whaaaaaat?!?
I can DESTROY a Level 9 CPU and he dead to a level 1?!?!
Chase McLean isn’t that kinda boring tho if ur playing with someone not at ur skill level, seems like a cheep way to make yourself look good
Whenever I lose with Banjo, I adopt a bear
And a bird to right?
Next: everytime I lose as a girl character I get a new girlfriend
That’s impossible
I was gonna like this but it's currently at 69.
Assuming a stereotypical Smash player can get one
OW
Aight
MkLeo here I come
Plot twist: He wins ever match and so he has no dog and a lot of dog toys.
Plot twist: he is a dog and wins every match
“Every time I lose as inkling I get a squid”
YES!!
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear brai
Are you kid now, are you a squid now?
Noooooooooooooooo
Play as Peach and do, "1 stock lost= Eating a peach"
Or turnip
No it's eat a turnip
I don't think you're allowed to post that kind of stuff on youtube.
I mean either turnip and peaches are delicious that wouldn’t be a bad thing
@@NicCeb What's wrong about eating peaches fruit?
"every dog character in smash"
*forgets Lucario*
I thought the same lol
@Liyt fox and dog r not the same
@Liyt they're lupine like dogs right?
He technically more related to a fox than wolf. And foxes aren’t that much of a dog as a wolf is
@Zion Lezada That's really cool and yeah I've heard of that before. But Lucario isn't a fox, its based more off of a jackal or coyote or something similar.
Whenever I lose as Mario, Luigi and Wario, I adopt an Italian
If he adopt me i would be more than happy
This comment is quite old but I thought wario was German
“If I lose with Little Mac I become a professional boxer”
He would become a professional boxer immediately
*gets hit by
2 min vid
That mean he would slow down on make
@Brandon Epley and give it to a random person on the street
“If I win a match, I get a toy for the dog” *ends with 10 toys and 0 dogs*
0 toys and 10 dogs
@@LeapyLad exactly what I thought lol
Spoilers
Next: Everytime I lose with Mario/Luigi I hire a Plumber to fix something not broken
Wait this is actually good
Ok now that would actually be hilarious
The cat at the end was like:
Aaah s***, here we go again
The cat at the end is like: “Do it Debra, pull the trigger”
The cat is like Michael Scott acting nice then saying "I'm dead inside"
Challenge: Win as Sephiroth without using his sword
Bro how
Not possible
Gigaflare and giga flare, and of course GIGAFLARE
How will he get the ladys
NAIR NAIRNAIR
“Each time I lose with inkling, I adopt a squid”
are you going to make his pool unusable
Every time I lose, I adopt a squid
*but it's Splatoon*
Or is it a kid haha
Splat toon sucks
@@Nftstealer_0 yes we will
Little Z: “Every time I lose, I adopt a puppy.”
Puppies everywhere hoping to be adopted: :(
10:45
Cat: "are you fu-"
**Ending plays**
**BOY IF YOU DON'T**
Directed by Robert B. Weide
Next time: Everytime I lose with Dedede I adopt a sexy Penguin
Isnt he an eagle?
@@hakirayleigh wat
@@hakirayleigh ?
I thinl it was a joke also, wat
HE’S SUCH A GOOD BOY
but how did you comment from the future
@@keonetimo2908 he’s a member, so he’s gets early access to little z’s videos
So I just want to say what’s going to happen to all the cats
@@sangkim6556 i see
@@sangkim6556 its a membership not a parton
“Every time I lose with one of the street fighters. I take a martial arts session.”
03:07 still my favorite scene. Never change, Little Z.
"Whenever I lose with snake, I'll hire a killer" next please
To kill who?
Whenever I lose with snake I adopt a snake
@@ninjaseth4357 Poppt and HopCat
Jack chad
@@beastlylordhorse3612 you sick ooooooowwwwwwe
Everytime I lose, I get a girlfriend: playing as Zero Suit Samus and Bayonetta
gotta do something with the tinder gold.
It’s little z that challenge is impossible
@@sto7230 Lmao I was about to say a better challenge that could actually work is Every time I lose I go on a Tinder date
were smash players we don't do that
Next: everytime i loose as sephiroth i adopt an old man
My joke would have been stab a plumber
No more like I adopt a God
No more like adopt a demon
"Every time I lose with Ridley, I adopt a literal fucking dragon"
I'd do that if I could.
To be fair ridley is a Bird
"Every dog related character"
Fox and Lucario: are you woofing kidding me?!?
Fox is a fox and lucario is a Pokémon
@@chrisw3164 How can you be so sure about Fox
Hey chief
Foxes and dogs are 2 different animals
Fox is a snake
Lucario's a Pokémon not a dog you idiot
“That’s not fair!”
You’re right Zach, that’s back air
Nah, its Bair
That joke was un-Bair-able
@@hawaiianfruitpunch I dair u to make another aerial joke like that
@@fishyrobo8896 Fair enough. I accept.
@@hawaiianfruitpunch lol
Alternate title: Every time I loose, I win
Zach: “Dogs always beat cats.”
Incinaroar: The f*ck you say to me ya little shit
why’d you censor only one lol
I mean my cat beats dogs a lot
@@DunkTasticMan depends.. cats scare dogs a lot from what I see around my complex.
@@rookinrook In your complex at least in my neighborhood cats are the ruling force plus a lot of dogs do go near my cat
Your also talking about a fiery wrestler car versus a dog with a bird on its back
Every time i lose, I adopt a gorilla: Playing as DK
You cant
@@MR91122 Its a joke
@@SalMender351 I Know
you don't adopt monke
m0nke adopt you
His editing has just jumped from 10/10 to a 15/10 literally as soon as 2021 started.
I think he has an editor though
next: Every time I lose with Mewtwo, I adopt a fetus.
*I get a clone of myself
Any time i beat a mewtwo i get an abortion
Little Z: I didn't just buy these cats impulsively.
Also Little Z: *Its impulsive dog buying time*
Next: Whenever i lose, i adopt a child.
playing as ness/lucas
Dang I got beat to it
Or make a child
Goddamit i was gonna say ness and Lucas too
Now thats just completly fucked up lol. Imagine asking ur parents how they found u and they tell u "I lost with Ness on elite smash".
Next: Every time I lose as Luigi, I eat a plate of Spaghetti
Next: Ridley but every time I lose I adopt a dragon
scorpion*
I feel like I'm cheating on my cat watching this and oogling over doggo
I don't like dogs so I'm fine
caaaat armyyy
@@ianstadtlander9736 they rule supreme even above the axolotl
@@ianstadtlander9736 mine took over the house, even my beloved Luigi doll I had since I was 6. We named her Weegee.
*infiltrates in doggo*
“Every time I lose, I feed a starving African Kid.”
bro!?? 💀💀
But he has to try and win
ok that goes a bit TOO far
Playing as diddy kong🐒
@@Nopigs1312 That’s not right man. Don’t say those things. It hurts people’s feelings.
“Every time I lose with Zero Suit Samus, I hire a prosti-“
Oh my god lmao
Under rated
oh no XD
Oh no
A
“Every time I lose a stock as Greninja , I eat escargot.”
isnt escargot a snail?
why would it be greninja?
Every stocks he loses much better i think
its an underdogs joke where he thought escargot was frog
Don’t worry bud. I got it. Quality underdogs joke right here
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@@ANOMALY0213 That's so much better
Cat: *Sees dog*
Cat: “Awww shi..”
Next: everytime I lose with inkling I adopt a squid
When little z runs out of content:
Every time I lose as Ness or Lucas I adopt a child
Lol i see no problems with this
Someone copied your comment and is now the top comment:/
Lmao this comment is stolen from Every time i lose i adopt a cat
@@uxie4327 I didn’t mean to, I haven’t watched that video in ages and didn’t even comment anything on it. And someone copied this comment and it is top comment so rip
Little Z: “duck hunt is bad against sword fighters” :proceeds to three stock the roy
The Roy was just trash ngl
Yes I did like when he 3 stoked the Bowser Jr skin
Next: Everytime i lose with seperoth i adopt a shirtless man
@@doggypilled ?
@@doggypilled 😳
10:48 I like how the cat is like Help me and now every time I think of this I laugh
Olly laying down is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen.
People that follow him on Instagram: I'm three parallel universes ahead of you.
Why
@@dabbingraccoons6416 they seen the dog before the video
He also talked about it on the underdogs podcast I think
@@dabbingraccoons6416 yeah he posted it like last week lol
More like if u listen to the underdogs podcasts
"Everytime I lose with ice climbers I adopt a pair of eskimo twins"
"now all there is to do now is introduce Ollie to the cat" - cat: are you kidding me
Next time on Little Z: "Every Time I Lose I Adopt a Reptile"
wot reptile
@@choihayting5039 *y e s*
@@choihayting5039 *a l l o f t h e m*
@@teurdle7720 yes
Little Z: I’m playing dog characters.l
Lucario: Am I a JoKe To YoU
facts
Isn’t Lucario about as much of a dog as Fox?
Same with Fox
@@damienalvarez2957 it is a jackal according to my 10 second google research
first of all its a pokemon - its just based on a dog. the others like WOLF and such are actuall dogs - well kinda...dog the animal exists in their universe.
little z: everyone meet my new pet!
little z's cats see the new puppy
also little z's cats: (gasp) father commit betrayal....
Lmao at the very end !!! The cat was like “Bruh. Again” 😭🤣
Eddies face when he saw the puppy be like: "No! Not this again"
Little z: “who still plays cloud
Me a cloud main: uhh guys I can explain
Someone who doesn't have DLC and is itching for the slightest change would play cloud.
And that someone is definitely me.
people could still play Cloud because of the new final smash
@@GAMEOVER-tj6rx Exactly
I'm cloud main but damn, I really wanna play Sephiroth
i’m a rivals cloud main... clarien if the opponent doesn’t have cloud
Never loses and just ends up with a bunch of dog toys
STONKS
“And gun also beats foot bc projectiles are annoying”
Terry FAir: *Am I a joke to you?*
everytime I lose, I adopt a Frog would be cool:
Playing as Greninja
Little Z: “... introduce Olly to the cats.”
Cat: Am I a joke to you?
"Every time I lose, I help Hopcat become the most hype Underdog!"
Little z: "I'll be playing with all the dogs"
Lucario: and I took that personally
0:28
"I'm gonna be buying another dog toy every time I win"
Imagine is he just kept winning and at the end of the video his house was full of dog toys but with no dog.
Do everytime I lose as Inkling, “I paint my house/fence/etc.
Next: every time I lose as inkling, I’ll eat a squid
@@julo_ghost ?
Man I had squid 5 years ago and I'm still chewing
@@benjaminkpope damn bro
@@50hvn everyone around here loves squid rings. I don't see the appeal. Like eating a deep fried rubber band
oh heck no
5:33 “ahh not another sword fighter, it feels for this character to beat”
Mr Game And Watch: first time
W H A T
9:54 "its cuz i won so many matches" *stares directly into the camera*
Me who already seen his socials be like: I have seen this coming from miles away!
Next: Everytime I lose with Lucario, I adopt a Saiyan
Aren't there only 2
@@lanaidklol7118 well there are a lot of saiyans, just not pure blood ones
@@notused6177 fair enough we got pan gohan and bula
@@lanaidklol7118 ten pure blood saiyans survived friezas bombing of planet vegeta
Little Z: Gun beats foot
Min Min Up tilt: am I a joke to you?
Fun fact: Lucario is considered a Canine or dog in other words
Pretty sure Lucario is a jackal.
I knew he was a dog
@@galactigo4463 jackals are a type of canine though
@@galactigo4463 And? Wolf is a wolf, not a dog, and Isabelle isn’t a dog, but a canid creature resembling a dog. Doesn’t make a difference.
Isn't lucario just a Pokémon
Next he's gonna be adopting birds playing Falco. Never mind he wouldn't lose. After all, it's one of his best characters.
True
Having a cat and a bird is a bad idea trust me I learned the hard way
@@mohamedbelbaali659 OH NO
Next: Everytime I lose as my main I adopt myself
Whoa, that’s wild.
everytime I lose as wario I get more sexy
“Every time I lose as Wario I kidnap a fat man”
“When I lose as sephiroth, I hire a samurai”
Lucario be like : I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Thought he was a jackal
@@sooshi4560 Jackals are a type of canine, animals that are related to dogs, coyotes, foxes and wolves. He plays wolf in the video thus Lucario would’ve been fine. But honestly he probably didn’t because of people ripping him a new one in the comments so he would’ve had to explain himself in the video preventing that but that would’ve been a waste of time and .... yeah you get the point. Or he’s bad with Lucario and only planned to lose once.
Snsn he's a Pokémon
@@sooshi4560 he's a Pokémon
Dogs (Canis lupus familiares) are a subspecies of wolves (Canis lupus), thus using wolf is more appropiate than fox and lucario