George Lopez-I'm a have to stab my eyes out

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 5 років тому +269

    “Now just a warning, you hug her and she has a cut she’s gonna scream” 😂 😂

  • @Ranger215able
    @Ranger215able 4 роки тому +184

    Hold on, before we start accusing people, you gave him $50?
    Priorities right there

  • @mikeyisbombable
    @mikeyisbombable 5 років тому +720

    "Evening ma'am"
    "Evening...sir" 😂😂😂

  • @coltonfritz5451
    @coltonfritz5451 4 роки тому +49

    George: "Hold on before we start calling people thieves you gave him, $50 you never gave me that kind of money when I was a kid."
    Bennie: "Oh you never need it you can never pull a girl like Laural labese.
    If that women is stealing i wouldn't have her in my house".

    • @aryanaalinnear
      @aryanaalinnear 4 роки тому +8

      *Laura Ortiz

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 4 роки тому +13

      How did you get Laurel labese?

    • @IGetAround29
      @IGetAround29 2 роки тому +2

      @@myeeeeeh This comment made me laugh even harder

    • @fraire711
      @fraire711 2 роки тому +2

      Damn. I thought I was high. I read this comment and was like, “wait a minute, the fuck did I just read.”

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 Рік тому

      The only way George knew Benny stole it was that she was being a little too cooperative.

  • @wytenight9811
    @wytenight9811 5 років тому +128

    "You could never pull a girl like Laura Ortiz" um...

    • @StraightWyteMale
      @StraightWyteMale 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah but remember if Benny swang that way "she could do better than her" lmao.

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wolfcyanide
      @wolfcyanide 4 роки тому

      Hmm 5 mins

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 роки тому +1

      @I'm Joe Biden, and I forgot this message
      Well he did lie to win her heart. Then again, Angie only went out with him as part of a prank.

  • @kempmichael15
    @kempmichael15 4 роки тому +10

    Angie in that outfit 😍😍🔥🔥🔥😋

  • @brandonhunnewell706
    @brandonhunnewell706 4 роки тому +8

    Half woman, half bat😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nathan-se3fr
    @Nathan-se3fr 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm making a call"

  • @rosendocastro2788
    @rosendocastro2788 3 роки тому +3

    When your a comedian you know your career is over when they ask you to make a show

    • @sindelmybelle2215
      @sindelmybelle2215 2 роки тому +2

      Well a great show ill watch the rest of my life.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 4 роки тому +27

    And the sad part is George probably had to burn that fifty afterward.

  • @luisrodriguez197099
    @luisrodriguez197099 3 роки тому +2

    WTF recording from the TV and posting it .

  • @shelbyramirez2458
    @shelbyramirez2458 5 років тому +4

    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:53

  • @javierraymccallum3617
    @javierraymccallum3617 5 років тому +4

    Bat

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 Місяць тому

    0:04 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05 0:06 0:06

  • @EPriamo
    @EPriamo Рік тому +2

    lovethecast

  • @jimhershey5487
    @jimhershey5487 5 років тому +765

    GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE!!!! We only have time for one George, what is it?!!

    • @OmniTriforce3
      @OmniTriforce3 5 років тому +25

      George reminds me if a Hispanic version of Mike myers

    • @AnthonySmith-lg7ew
      @AnthonySmith-lg7ew 3 роки тому +3

      @@OmniTriforce3 why is that?

  • @CelebrityGamerTV
    @CelebrityGamerTV 5 років тому +533

    “Before we start calling people thieves, you gave him $50?” lol

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 роки тому +4

      Gaming Celebrity, LoL.

    • @nickjvideos
      @nickjvideos 4 роки тому +17

      "You can never pull a girl like Laura Ortiz".

    • @CelebrityGamerTV
      @CelebrityGamerTV 4 роки тому +2

      Nick Man *Laura
      It doesn’t matter.

    • @nickjvideos
      @nickjvideos 4 роки тому +2

      @@CelebrityGamerTV The way they say the name, it sounded like Laurel.

    • @throatgoat9664
      @throatgoat9664 4 роки тому +4

      Nick Man yeah i heard that too

  • @stephenking5852
    @stephenking5852 5 років тому +592

    “Oh, we’re getting into your weird area, aren’t we?”

  • @germanramos9609
    @germanramos9609 5 років тому +492

    What’s the knife for?
    If im wrong and there money in there ima have to stabed my eyes out lol 😂😂😂

    • @mariahganaway8739
      @mariahganaway8739 5 років тому +18

      He said if there no money in there he going to stab his out out.

    • @Manda8789
      @Manda8789 4 роки тому +6

      Mariah Ganaway he said eyes out not out out

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dannyhuskerjay
    @dannyhuskerjay 5 років тому +433

    They haven’t been girls for 40 years 😂

  • @realabe1
    @realabe1 4 роки тому +220

    "Some kind of half woman half bat thing" always gets me😂😂

    • @derekbarron2459
      @derekbarron2459 2 роки тому +5

      That feeds on children's dreams, you can fly but everytime you become a little bit shorter

  • @cliffordgardner7975
    @cliffordgardner7975 4 роки тому +155

    I like how she gives him the money knowing full well he was going to commit to what he was about to do

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 4 роки тому +6

      Clifford Gardner😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessediem3064
      @jessediem3064 4 роки тому +8

      When a man prepares to go into territory he hasn't touched in 30+ years, you bet your ads he's committed!

  • @alvisceratortheultimate1660
    @alvisceratortheultimate1660 5 років тому +236

    I'm dry-cleaning the Lopez way 😆😆😆😆😅😅😆😆😆😆😅😆😆😆

    • @CelebrityGamerTV
      @CelebrityGamerTV 4 роки тому +14

      “Now, just a warning, You hug her and she’s has a cut, she’s gonna scream.”

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 3 роки тому +2

      ....yeah that looks about right!! 🤣😂

  • @Purplemonsteristhebestflavor
    @Purplemonsteristhebestflavor 4 роки тому +59

    Now that I’m older the way my dad talks and his sarcasm is just like George Lopez 😂😂😂 idk if that’s a good or bad thing

  • @tinygirl9519
    @tinygirl9519 4 роки тому +53

    George: You got a ring on your finger don’t you?
    Angie: Yeah
    George: You seen the look!!

  • @phillipmoghaddam7240
    @phillipmoghaddam7240 3 роки тому +43

    You know, watching George rub that lemon on Max reminds me of that line from season 4 where Benny told George she gave him lemons to rub under his arms to compensate for deodorant. Now Max will smell like a lemon's ass.

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 4 роки тому +51

    “Evening ma’am! Evening... _sir.”_ 😂😂😂

  • @ClaytonQ45
    @ClaytonQ45 3 роки тому +9

    "What kind of monster do you think I am?"
    "Some kind of... half woman, half bat."

  • @armandoochoa9287
    @armandoochoa9287 4 роки тому +21

    "Some kind of woman, half bat" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tigerguy1013
    @tigerguy1013 5 років тому +58

    Evening ma’am, evening
    Sir

  • @asthesundrops
    @asthesundrops 2 роки тому +5

    You got a ring on your finger don't you? *YOU'VE SEEN THE LOOK*

  • @carlosgonsalezjr5627
    @carlosgonsalezjr5627 4 роки тому +12

    They haven’t been girls for 40 years

  • @musicheart1.0iluvu65
    @musicheart1.0iluvu65 5 років тому +27

    Evening ma'am, evening.... Sir
    : 3

  • @wolfspawn0527
    @wolfspawn0527 3 роки тому +8

    "You can fly but every time you do you become alittle shorter"

  • @nickjvideos
    @nickjvideos 4 роки тому +15

    This is all hilarious. N I have to say, I would have never thought of this, but Ernie and George work pretty good together cleaning a house, even if they were rushing everything. Yes we didn't see how they clean everything so far what I saw I was impressed how they did it. Angie liked what they did, maybe they should go into a cleaning house business lol.

  • @silentsniper7607
    @silentsniper7607 5 років тому +18

    Man I remember nick@nite.

  • @LoneBlackSheep
    @LoneBlackSheep 4 роки тому +10

    Man I miss this show bring memories -Netflix need to have or Hulu

  • @alexestrada2757
    @alexestrada2757 3 роки тому +4

    You got a ring on your finger don’t you?
    …..yeah….
    Lmao

  • @realabe1
    @realabe1 5 років тому +28

    Some type of half woman half bat😂

  • @ericsantana1184
    @ericsantana1184 3 роки тому +8

    Believe me I'd be terrified George's mother if she were my mother inlaw

  • @ahmedciise9502
    @ahmedciise9502 3 роки тому +4

    Sir 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredymendez3864
    @fredymendez3864 5 років тому +22

    Benny Lopez reminds and looks like my mom lol till this day we still call her Ben or Benny

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 3 роки тому +9

    His commitment is admirable knife to the eye

  • @handicappedpizza
    @handicappedpizza 4 роки тому +5

    0:48

  • @tylerdenaro639
    @tylerdenaro639 5 років тому +35

    I love cleaning up messes for people because it's make me feel good

  • @opxni
    @opxni 4 роки тому +5

    What season was this

  • @ortegadavid6592
    @ortegadavid6592 4 роки тому +5

    This is how I clean when she says shes on her way to my house and she's right around the corner

  • @danielanderson8322
    @danielanderson8322 2 роки тому +1

    1:45 For some reason, Angie reminded of Sandra Bullock from Speed right there. I don't know why

  • @alphonzodavis8888
    @alphonzodavis8888 3 роки тому +3

    I GOT THIS!!!.. LOL

  • @kb7208
    @kb7208 5 років тому +30

    Miss this show, lmao 😂😂

  • @wolfcyanide
    @wolfcyanide 4 роки тому +5

    2:42 done

  • @LoriWolfcat
    @LoriWolfcat 5 років тому +17

    True Mexican family! 😹

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 5 років тому +8

    No one mentioned Carmen George Linda or Lidia

  • @jackrincon2871
    @jackrincon2871 Рік тому +1

    This episode gets me every time

  • @Chris-lq1bg
    @Chris-lq1bg 4 роки тому +2

    "I'm making a call"

  • @bizzy24100
    @bizzy24100 6 місяців тому

    I think I figured out why George's house was such a mess, he couldn't get off his golf playing, T.V. watching, cigar smoking lazy ass and clean it himself. I agree how Ruth truly made a better mom for George than Benny because after all everybody hates Benny and for a very good reason LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @chrisgomez696
    @chrisgomez696 Рік тому +1

    0:58 “George George George”

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 Місяць тому

    1:49 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:56

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:54

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:52

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:51

  • @Amysophia1997
    @Amysophia1997 4 місяці тому

    1:50

  • @tylersmith9465
    @tylersmith9465 5 років тому +7

    Rip joe emileena and Gloria

    • @loudboy317
      @loudboy317 5 років тому

      Gloria is still alive.

  • @jennifertran70462
    @jennifertran70462 5 років тому +7

    Benny’s cheap my mom gave me $1,000 for my birthday last year 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍💁🏻👏

    • @hybrid87x41
      @hybrid87x41 5 років тому +20

      Yeah ur spoiled

    • @Jremo.
      @Jremo. 5 років тому +9

      Get a job

    • @elamorhacialaeternidad2904
      @elamorhacialaeternidad2904 5 років тому +8

      Some people just don't have that kind of money sweetheart

    • @RedRulesEndiosau139
      @RedRulesEndiosau139 5 років тому +11

      Yeah my parents gave me a brand new house and a car. I can say that because this is the internet.

    • @elamorhacialaeternidad2904
      @elamorhacialaeternidad2904 5 років тому

      @@RedRulesEndiosau139 I honestly didn't understand this message did they really ? & If they did That's wonderful news I'm happy for you did you thank them ? Did you tell them you are Grateful did you mean it ? That's what really matters it's ok for people to buy their kids things just show them the value of what being grateful can bring them