The Long Arm of Um | Ep. 131 - Lifeline

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  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  2 дні тому +6

    Dec 5 LIFELINE LIVE podcast taping in Oxnard, CA www.ticketweb.com/event/lifeline-live-with-chris-and-oxnard-levity-live-tickets/13908083?pl=oxnardlevity
    NEW merch drop!: lifelinemerch.com

    • @JIMDEZWAV
      @JIMDEZWAV День тому

      Road rage is about being disrespected , I'm the same way when someone cuts in line

  • @DrivenMars
    @DrivenMars 7 годин тому +2

    Comparing to bad friends is not subjective.. thats 2 comedians hosting a podcast. This is 1 comedian giving his slow brother a platform lmao. Hilarious as always Chris, steady carrying the team 💪🏼

  • @chipdiesel9788
    @chipdiesel9788 День тому +21

    Matt arguing with the serial killer thing is insane

    • @HUSHMONEYBAND
      @HUSHMONEYBAND День тому

      He’s always a contrarian when it comes to women

    • @garrett6240
      @garrett6240 День тому +9

      Yeah. A lot of the famous serial killers had TONS of women writing them love letters while they were in prison. Very weird phenomenon, but Chris is definitely right about it.

    • @annebjorge
      @annebjorge День тому

      I think matt is right. Women does not think that. Some crazy woman yeh sure. And vice versa. Or have a caring motive or have a disturb fetish because of abuse ect.

  • @arianapina9242
    @arianapina9242 День тому +13

    Absolutely the best podcast. This is the only podcast that I watch as soon as a new episode is out, I've never missed one (sometimes I even repeat my favorite episodes). The only podcast I've found that hasn't gotten either boring or "too much" over time. It's the perfect combination of everything I love, and you guys are such a joy to watch every time. ❤

  • @Interstellarstew
    @Interstellarstew 16 годин тому +1

    Dude an episode of Bill giving advice along side Chris and Matt would be absolutely the best

  • @testpm-il7qq
    @testpm-il7qq День тому +7

    Matt: “The all time record of s’deeper” 😂😂😂
    @ 22:10

  • @SevA-p7z
    @SevA-p7z 17 годин тому +1

    36:44 I love that Jack in the Box, it has the nicest workers and they are always open late. The Taco Bell next door just leveled up with a new worker. He is awesome. The reason it matters to me is because anytime I see a worker giving good customer service at 1am it always motivates me to be a better person.

  • @Boremasta
    @Boremasta День тому +15

    The new camera cuts and filters are a good touch😂

  • @CR_22
    @CR_22 День тому +17

    “I don’t feel safe around that guy” is the gayest thing ever 😂

    • @Urboiframez
      @Urboiframez День тому

      Fr but Chris kinda spitting cuz one guy said it and the message went through 2 girls to get to him first 😂

  • @yansmith9562
    @yansmith9562 День тому +12

    Sundays are for Lifeline babyyyy!😊

  • @marshalltrotter2320
    @marshalltrotter2320 День тому +4

    Matt: Ted Bundy was attractive
    Chris: thank you

  • @epel4416
    @epel4416 День тому +4

    The heart of rock and roll is still beating not competing.

  • @ncbob91
    @ncbob91 День тому +25

    The button couple - the button he showed as an example wasn't even the top button, but they said it was. Yall know there's a button above that one right? 😂

    • @caligm3
      @caligm3 День тому +5

      Definitely his shirt was way too unbuttoned 😂

    • @KeeferDaReefer-o7k
      @KeeferDaReefer-o7k День тому

      Awe they banned me for saying they sound two high-school girls gabbing. They are definitely not as funny as bad friends

    • @thatguy9807
      @thatguy9807 День тому

      Not a competition, but you wouldn't be able to understand that. ​@@KeeferDaReefer-o7k

    • @junimeme5626
      @junimeme5626 День тому +7

      @@KeeferDaReefer-o7k What.

    • @SimonaLisaBuRR
      @SimonaLisaBuRR День тому

      So summer of us women are just comfortable with cleavage and some men feel vulnerable…

  • @ambs5564
    @ambs5564 20 годин тому

    When you both laughed, I was like aw look at them that was so sweet then Mat said it was his most genuine laugh. Your fans know you and I think that’s precious. Thanks guys

  • @halenterrana8673
    @halenterrana8673 День тому +2

    my favorite thing is when Chris asks why someone laughs when they laugh at what he says

  • @thedarkenergist
    @thedarkenergist День тому +8

    Road rage happens because we’re piloting 2-ton missiles with stored energy and have no control over what other people do with their missiles. Forty thousand people a year die in car accidents, our roads are designed horribly and maintained even worse, and rideshare services flooded streets with people who’s entire job is to do short distance driving, idling, turning around, parking, loading and unloading. When you frame it like that, no shit people become maniacs. It’s a really dangerous and stressful thing to do. Especially after COVID and the lack of enforcement in a lot of places.

    • @tylertutt3141
      @tylertutt3141 День тому +5

      Relax, and that's completely obvious

    • @thedarkenergist
      @thedarkenergist День тому +3

      @@tylertutt3141*HONNNNNNNK*

    • @JoshM1212
      @JoshM1212 День тому +5

      I’m torn. I like both of your comments, equally.

    • @tylertutt3141
      @tylertutt3141 День тому +3

      @@thedarkenergist Haha well played

    • @teiece7890
      @teiece7890 День тому

      I agree with most of what you said, but because of all those things I’m terrified to drive. A lot of people depend on rideshare to get around. It also does a ton of good by keeping drunk drivers off the road who can now get an Uber instead of killing someone.

  • @LikeNestle
    @LikeNestle День тому +3

    Whoever made the intro song is incredible

  • @xDMG15x
    @xDMG15x День тому +5

    Kris, just let people write Chris, what difference does it make?
    Every time someone writes Chris, be glad for the amount of time it saves now you realised it doesn’t matter how people spell your name.
    Regards,
    Danyel

    • @AngelinaSkye1695
      @AngelinaSkye1695 День тому +1

      That's absolutely hilarious coming from someone who mispelled Daniel. You are just the person to provide expert level advices in this category. All good! I totally agree!❤🎉🎱🪀🎲🎶🚫🏴🔆ℹ️🔘

  • @xDMG15x
    @xDMG15x День тому +8

    4:55 - the producer hasn’t gone to drop a deuce yet

  • @RF-iv9vw
    @RF-iv9vw 17 годин тому

    Matt is a voice that i want to use often when I hear Chris.

  • @skymurphy9148
    @skymurphy9148 4 години тому

    Matt: MOTHERFUCKKAAAAAS
    Chris: what’s that from?
    Matt: my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markbelgraver8237
    @markbelgraver8237 День тому +3

    Lifeline's a laxative! HAHAHA

  • @nhale28
    @nhale28 9 годин тому

    Sushi restaurant girl asked to help her rediscover her love for the place and you ABSOLUTELY MADE IT WORSE S’DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

  • @Outward777
    @Outward777 День тому +6

    Hey Chris and Matt! I love you WAY more than all these other Chris and Matt “fans”

    • @JoshM1212
      @JoshM1212 День тому

      You better shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.

  • @kermm03
    @kermm03 День тому +1

    literally JD Vance in that one submission i laughed so hard XD

  • @Dmeny
    @Dmeny 18 годин тому

    46:49 hands down one of CD’s best bits ! 😂😂😂. Matt your 🔥 (Boys in the back, great job with the close up and edits)

  • @clipper6429
    @clipper6429 22 години тому

    The "if you every stop doing your podcast I'm going to kill myself" was probably the most I've ever laughed at this podcast LOL!

  • @SpaceGhostMars94
    @SpaceGhostMars94 День тому +2

    If you wear a button up shirt, you gotta button up that top button DAWG.

  • @corinaramos4589
    @corinaramos4589 День тому

    Chris always speaking in the beginning of a submission not letting matt hear😂😂

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 День тому

    This episode was hilarious, the back and forth, their laugh... their banter is perfection! I laughed out loud too many times to count ✌🏼💫💛💛

  • @HereticPlays
    @HereticPlays День тому

    the banter is absolutely sick innit its mental it is. for real tho your guys' banter is the best type of humor

  • @anth2290
    @anth2290 18 годин тому

    That’s the least cleaver thing
    Chris erupts 😂😂😂

  • @jaydubb23
    @jaydubb23 День тому +10

    I can't with the goose shit sandwich 😂

  • @RizonielTV
    @RizonielTV День тому +6

    yyyyy'been shadowbanned by youtube ever since you changed the channel's name from Chris D'Elia the first time, that's why the numbers aren't at bad friends numbers. that's also why the subscriber count stopped right before 600k and has barely moved since. when you get shadowbanned the algorithm drops you completely and I don't even think the videos reach all the subscribers anymore either so... I know this because this is the best podcast on earth (together with Congratulations) and nothing other than the shadowban makes sense

    • @evosteff
      @evosteff День тому +1

      Yep I remember

    • @aloeup2121
      @aloeup2121 День тому

      Tbf; bad friends has twice as many episodes. Don’t know if it’s been around twice as long, but that would definitely explain why they have twice as many followers 🤷‍♂️
      Also, I love Matt, but bad friends has 2 very famous comedians, instead of 1.
      They also have famous guests on, which brings in tons of new subs. Damn, I should be a producer!

    • @goodboysongs
      @goodboysongs День тому +1

      @@aloeup2121 Yeah but Chris has been podcasting since 2017 and had 300k-400k views per episode by 2019-2020, which is the year Bad Friends started. The fact that these guys are getting less than 50k per episode is absolutely suspect. They launched with 100k+ views per episode three years ago, and it’s been a steady downtick ever since. Makes zero sense with the quality.

    • @goodboysongs
      @goodboysongs День тому +1

      Btw are you saying you think they shadowbanned because specifically the old name “Supercult” having “cult” in it, or because it’s simply not called “Chris D’Elia” anymore, therefore no one’s searching for it? I think it’s the “cult” plus someone at UA-cam having it out for Chris. If people search Chris D’Elia they’ll still see this pod.
      And also obligatory: “Eh s’dork. It’s actually hilarious that people think the reason they’re shadowbanned is because of the name change alone when it’s obviously because of the term “cult” which UA-cam would undeniably use as a suppressed term in this day and age. It just makes me laugh.” *pushes up glasses with index finger*

    • @RizonielTV
      @RizonielTV 4 години тому

      @@goodboysongs it's not because they had cult in their name, when you change the name of your channel you even get a warning from youtube that you'll lose your verification status so it's just because the name was changed. s'dorky but s'true. makes noooo sense that the subscriber count would stop entirely right before they hit 600k, it's definitely because the name was changed and youtube moved the channel to their naughty list, in case the channel was sold to someone and that was the reason for the name change. if they had people monitoring who gets shadowbanned instead of algorithms I'm sure it wouldn't have been affected the same... what they could do maybe is apply for verification again and maybe that could help them back on the good list, since I can't imagine they have any copyright strikes holding that back

  • @cactuspat8051
    @cactuspat8051 День тому +2

    Keep holding your kids hand. They grow up way too fast.

  • @CR_22
    @CR_22 День тому +1

    The “dad” caller expects the son to watch this episode and stop holding his dad’s hand ? 😂 wtf 🤦‍♂️

  • @ericg6570
    @ericg6570 21 годину тому

    Matt was on fire this episode 😂

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 День тому

    22:13: Bro, the slow zoom-in made it s'good 😂😂😂

  • @rplgrime8006
    @rplgrime8006 День тому +1

    Please bring back "S'WHOT SAT SLIKEEEE!"

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 День тому

    Chris & Matt ARE the shit ❤ I would looooove a channel where their parents are watching Lifeline. It would be funny

  • @YourBeastRoy
    @YourBeastRoy День тому

    45:05 starts off such a funny bit fuck man I was already dieing laughing and had to pause after Chris played dead

  • @mayes1mike
    @mayes1mike День тому +1

    Really feelin Matt’s unflappability on this one

  • @MaloMakes
    @MaloMakes День тому

    Matt's fashion and hair i think are an obvious indicator that he doesn't know anything about not looking like a weirdo

  • @joestandley8487
    @joestandley8487 День тому

    Delia gogglebox would be gold haha

  • @CR_22
    @CR_22 День тому

    … “a handful of times, 5 or 10” I had to count my fingers to verify 😂

  • @Urboiframez
    @Urboiframez День тому

    20:20 crazy part is that Jeffrey was getting fan mail in jail so Chris is right even tho it’s so wild😂😂

  • @idolhand6468
    @idolhand6468 2 години тому

    They guy with the hand holding. Holding hands at 11 or 100 & 11 isnt a problem. Him calling you daddy after the age of 7 or 8 is.

  • @nam3ofus3r
    @nam3ofus3r День тому +10

    Matt is utterly wrong about shirt guy. And lots and lots of other things, but definitely shirt guy.

  • @kindachill
    @kindachill День тому

    The higher the buttons the downer the foo 😂

  • @1BelowAverage
    @1BelowAverage День тому

    best episode all week

  • @loungewear13
    @loungewear13 День тому +1

    50:41 can't imagine pushing your kid away

  • @HUSHMONEYBAND
    @HUSHMONEYBAND День тому

    The show should be on its own channel

  • @MarcusSt0ne
    @MarcusSt0ne День тому +1

    I love the non sequitur comments lol. I do it with my co-workers all the time 😂

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 День тому

    38:03 this is why we love Matt!! Lol hilarious!❤❤❤❤

  • @marysue3164
    @marysue3164 День тому

    11 thousand views in 11 hours: at that average that means theres 1000 people watching this all over the world at the same time as me over the next hour. Thats cool.
    Also, chris has been using the bloody guts joke for 5 years hahaha. Still good.

  • @propanaughtygeez8287
    @propanaughtygeez8287 День тому

    The guy who said he doesnt feel safe, HAD to be an exaggeration from the girl because there's no way he used those words. He probably just said he thought the guy was dodgy or something because saying you 'dont feel safe' around another man is craaazy hahaha

  • @CLF143
    @CLF143 День тому +1

    57:41 😂 so good that they know it

  • @CR_22
    @CR_22 День тому

    Nobody dies like Chris 😂

  • @testpm-il7qq
    @testpm-il7qq День тому

    “Ballisimo dude” 😂😂😂

  • @JeepTJay6
    @JeepTJay6 День тому

    “Suck um to completion” 🤣😂🤣

  • @courtney1180
    @courtney1180 День тому +4

    I am present.

  • @mkwilson38
    @mkwilson38 День тому +1

    I’m shocked into s’deeper that y’all don’t know that it ALL depends on where the top and second buttons are. It literally all depends on button placement!!

  • @samjonesj1s
    @samjonesj1s День тому +1

    First caller, you're not alone sweetheart. You're not alone

  • @Nerdemocat
    @Nerdemocat День тому

    You never know when the last time your kid will hold your hand and oneday they will want you to walk behind them in public...🤦‍♀️ enjoy the moment

  • @holesauce3303
    @holesauce3303 День тому

    lol @ the yeet herself girl

  • @tuesgayy
    @tuesgayy День тому

    Chris looks like a giant next to Matt sometimes lol

  • @joestandley8487
    @joestandley8487 День тому

    lol such brothers at the end 😅😅

  • @metalheaedmartin07
    @metalheaedmartin07 День тому

    matt with the toxic masculinity! EEEEYYYYEESSSSS dude!!!

  • @JasonLitman
    @JasonLitman День тому +2

    Lifeline is my laxative.

  • @JadenBunch-i8w
    @JadenBunch-i8w 15 годин тому

    Not gonna lie, when I started watching lifeline, I immediately had to shit. And as I'm going, Chris says "lifeline is a laxative" 9:58

  • @user-bj9zs5iu6u
    @user-bj9zs5iu6u День тому

    These guys wondering how their hair is not graying, meanwhile gulping propecia every morning

  • @Rugratsmademe
    @Rugratsmademe День тому

    I’m the Um Turtle thanks guys ❤️

  • @ladywan_kenobi666
    @ladywan_kenobi666 17 годин тому +1

    Hey guy with the “Kris with a k” who cares? Makes absolutely no difference

  • @satanicpanic4455
    @satanicpanic4455 День тому

    holy shit the parabolic mic bit killed me

  • @metertorato
    @metertorato День тому +1

    Does anyone remember what ep number was the toothbrush guy?

  • @dsanchez1616
    @dsanchez1616 День тому +1

    S’incyyyyyy with the most respect

  • @LittyJonez
    @LittyJonez 19 годин тому +1

    I love the podcast so much but the submissions are getting weaker and weaker, some are just giving compliments and just mentioning things. What happened to the issues, problems and crazy neighbors?

    • @skymurphy9148
      @skymurphy9148 5 годин тому

      Agreed! I remember one lady from Paris who was a virgin asked if she should tell people that she is a virgin before going on a first or second date…..and I want better questions like that again. Where I sit and think “ya what WOULD I DO?”

  • @deepseablu91
    @deepseablu91 День тому

    I love you guys ❤

  • @magicxxrjxx536
    @magicxxrjxx536 День тому

    One of your funniest

  • @Monkeyfound
    @Monkeyfound День тому

    17:28 they are in DIS-agreement *grabs the popcorn*

  • @mkwilson38
    @mkwilson38 День тому

    To the guy forced to make friends with the new boyfriends.
    Take him aside and tell him the truth! Tell him exactly what you said to the pod. It will work for everyone, you, your girl and the new guy but except the girl, so all good!

  • @genethetimemachine5514
    @genethetimemachine5514 День тому +1

    Ahhh it’s Sunday again 😊

  • @erinwalker9724
    @erinwalker9724 19 годин тому

    He's gonna die in there 😆

  • @idolhand6468
    @idolhand6468 3 години тому

    It's called "Road rage" . Ride a motorcycle for a few weeks it will give you new perspective.
    That perspective being "everyone on the road is a dangerous idiot" & you'll come to excepted this before you even pick up your motorbike keys.
    You wont get angry anyone more you'll just except that you're going to do a dangerous activity with a bunch of idiots that dont think roads are dangerous.

  • @Brianna9355
    @Brianna9355 13 годин тому

    Chris is 100% right … that’s a crazy way to eat….

  • @Monkeyfound
    @Monkeyfound День тому

    18:33 “Oye Bato”

  • @chrisshorty
    @chrisshorty День тому +1

    Life is Super Good 🎉

  • @CR_22
    @CR_22 День тому

    1-3-1 aka 130 😂

  • @AndreiB92
    @AndreiB92 День тому

    S’on’n’poppin’

  • @terranniet
    @terranniet День тому

    My doc just prescribed me gabapentin and holy shit I can't get words out. WTF

  • @criticizemindz
    @criticizemindz День тому

    you should wear headphones before you start to make sure we can hear you

  • @BIGMAYNEGREGG
    @BIGMAYNEGREGG День тому

    That lady who called in was just visiting New Jersey, not from New Jersey. She was obviously from either Philly or Baltimore yes got outta that one

  • @CartyCreative
    @CartyCreative 10 годин тому

    13:35 As a guy born and raised in Jersey... it's not light

  • @WildkatLefunk
    @WildkatLefunk День тому

    Bobby Digital 😂

  • @thatguy9807
    @thatguy9807 День тому

    55:23 s'thousand year old sushi master teaching a headstrong new apprentice.

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 11 годин тому

    Hey Lifeline callers, stop saying Spin Move, it ended so long ago

  • @TrevorJohnson.
    @TrevorJohnson. День тому

    12:00 Driving is easy video games with high risk
    36:47 shoutout Foothill Blvd

  • @chipdiesel9788
    @chipdiesel9788 День тому +1

    🤖 thank you 🤖 "his voice is so smooth" lmao bro he sounds insane, speak up bub vocal fry is annoying

  • @SJHD
    @SJHD День тому

    GET BILL D'ELIA ON THIS SHOW! please.

  • @kristenrainey5080
    @kristenrainey5080 День тому

    What is that type of joke called??? The pearls example