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Comparing to bad friends is not subjective.. thats 2 comedians hosting a podcast. This is 1 comedian giving his slow brother a platform lmao. Hilarious as always Chris, steady carrying the team 💪🏼
Yeah. A lot of the famous serial killers had TONS of women writing them love letters while they were in prison. Very weird phenomenon, but Chris is definitely right about it.
I think matt is right. Women does not think that. Some crazy woman yeh sure. And vice versa. Or have a caring motive or have a disturb fetish because of abuse ect.
Absolutely the best podcast. This is the only podcast that I watch as soon as a new episode is out, I've never missed one (sometimes I even repeat my favorite episodes). The only podcast I've found that hasn't gotten either boring or "too much" over time. It's the perfect combination of everything I love, and you guys are such a joy to watch every time. ❤
36:44 I love that Jack in the Box, it has the nicest workers and they are always open late. The Taco Bell next door just leveled up with a new worker. He is awesome. The reason it matters to me is because anytime I see a worker giving good customer service at 1am it always motivates me to be a better person.
The button couple - the button he showed as an example wasn't even the top button, but they said it was. Yall know there's a button above that one right? 😂
When you both laughed, I was like aw look at them that was so sweet then Mat said it was his most genuine laugh. Your fans know you and I think that’s precious. Thanks guys
Road rage happens because we’re piloting 2-ton missiles with stored energy and have no control over what other people do with their missiles. Forty thousand people a year die in car accidents, our roads are designed horribly and maintained even worse, and rideshare services flooded streets with people who’s entire job is to do short distance driving, idling, turning around, parking, loading and unloading. When you frame it like that, no shit people become maniacs. It’s a really dangerous and stressful thing to do. Especially after COVID and the lack of enforcement in a lot of places.
I agree with most of what you said, but because of all those things I’m terrified to drive. A lot of people depend on rideshare to get around. It also does a ton of good by keeping drunk drivers off the road who can now get an Uber instead of killing someone.
Kris, just let people write Chris, what difference does it make? Every time someone writes Chris, be glad for the amount of time it saves now you realised it doesn’t matter how people spell your name. Regards, Danyel
That's absolutely hilarious coming from someone who mispelled Daniel. You are just the person to provide expert level advices in this category. All good! I totally agree!❤🎉🎱🪀🎲🎶🚫🏴🔆ℹ️🔘
yyyyy'been shadowbanned by youtube ever since you changed the channel's name from Chris D'Elia the first time, that's why the numbers aren't at bad friends numbers. that's also why the subscriber count stopped right before 600k and has barely moved since. when you get shadowbanned the algorithm drops you completely and I don't even think the videos reach all the subscribers anymore either so... I know this because this is the best podcast on earth (together with Congratulations) and nothing other than the shadowban makes sense
Tbf; bad friends has twice as many episodes. Don’t know if it’s been around twice as long, but that would definitely explain why they have twice as many followers 🤷♂️ Also, I love Matt, but bad friends has 2 very famous comedians, instead of 1. They also have famous guests on, which brings in tons of new subs. Damn, I should be a producer!
@@aloeup2121 Yeah but Chris has been podcasting since 2017 and had 300k-400k views per episode by 2019-2020, which is the year Bad Friends started. The fact that these guys are getting less than 50k per episode is absolutely suspect. They launched with 100k+ views per episode three years ago, and it’s been a steady downtick ever since. Makes zero sense with the quality.
Btw are you saying you think they shadowbanned because specifically the old name “Supercult” having “cult” in it, or because it’s simply not called “Chris D’Elia” anymore, therefore no one’s searching for it? I think it’s the “cult” plus someone at UA-cam having it out for Chris. If people search Chris D’Elia they’ll still see this pod. And also obligatory: “Eh s’dork. It’s actually hilarious that people think the reason they’re shadowbanned is because of the name change alone when it’s obviously because of the term “cult” which UA-cam would undeniably use as a suppressed term in this day and age. It just makes me laugh.” *pushes up glasses with index finger*
@@goodboysongs it's not because they had cult in their name, when you change the name of your channel you even get a warning from youtube that you'll lose your verification status so it's just because the name was changed. s'dorky but s'true. makes noooo sense that the subscriber count would stop entirely right before they hit 600k, it's definitely because the name was changed and youtube moved the channel to their naughty list, in case the channel was sold to someone and that was the reason for the name change. if they had people monitoring who gets shadowbanned instead of algorithms I'm sure it wouldn't have been affected the same... what they could do maybe is apply for verification again and maybe that could help them back on the good list, since I can't imagine they have any copyright strikes holding that back
11 thousand views in 11 hours: at that average that means theres 1000 people watching this all over the world at the same time as me over the next hour. Thats cool. Also, chris has been using the bloody guts joke for 5 years hahaha. Still good.
The guy who said he doesnt feel safe, HAD to be an exaggeration from the girl because there's no way he used those words. He probably just said he thought the guy was dodgy or something because saying you 'dont feel safe' around another man is craaazy hahaha
I’m shocked into s’deeper that y’all don’t know that it ALL depends on where the top and second buttons are. It literally all depends on button placement!!
I love the podcast so much but the submissions are getting weaker and weaker, some are just giving compliments and just mentioning things. What happened to the issues, problems and crazy neighbors?
Agreed! I remember one lady from Paris who was a virgin asked if she should tell people that she is a virgin before going on a first or second date…..and I want better questions like that again. Where I sit and think “ya what WOULD I DO?”
To the guy forced to make friends with the new boyfriends. Take him aside and tell him the truth! Tell him exactly what you said to the pod. It will work for everyone, you, your girl and the new guy but except the girl, so all good!
It's called "Road rage" . Ride a motorcycle for a few weeks it will give you new perspective. That perspective being "everyone on the road is a dangerous idiot" & you'll come to excepted this before you even pick up your motorbike keys. You wont get angry anyone more you'll just except that you're going to do a dangerous activity with a bunch of idiots that dont think roads are dangerous.
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Road rage is about being disrespected , I'm the same way when someone cuts in line
Comparing to bad friends is not subjective.. thats 2 comedians hosting a podcast. This is 1 comedian giving his slow brother a platform lmao. Hilarious as always Chris, steady carrying the team 💪🏼
Very true..
Matt arguing with the serial killer thing is insane
He’s always a contrarian when it comes to women
Yeah. A lot of the famous serial killers had TONS of women writing them love letters while they were in prison. Very weird phenomenon, but Chris is definitely right about it.
I think matt is right. Women does not think that. Some crazy woman yeh sure. And vice versa. Or have a caring motive or have a disturb fetish because of abuse ect.
Absolutely the best podcast. This is the only podcast that I watch as soon as a new episode is out, I've never missed one (sometimes I even repeat my favorite episodes). The only podcast I've found that hasn't gotten either boring or "too much" over time. It's the perfect combination of everything I love, and you guys are such a joy to watch every time. ❤
Runk
Dude an episode of Bill giving advice along side Chris and Matt would be absolutely the best
Matt: “The all time record of s’deeper” 😂😂😂
@ 22:10
36:44 I love that Jack in the Box, it has the nicest workers and they are always open late. The Taco Bell next door just leveled up with a new worker. He is awesome. The reason it matters to me is because anytime I see a worker giving good customer service at 1am it always motivates me to be a better person.
The new camera cuts and filters are a good touch😂
close ups really are a fun choice
“I don’t feel safe around that guy” is the gayest thing ever 😂
Fr but Chris kinda spitting cuz one guy said it and the message went through 2 girls to get to him first 😂
Sundays are for Lifeline babyyyy!😊
Matt: Ted Bundy was attractive
Chris: thank you
The heart of rock and roll is still beating not competing.
The button couple - the button he showed as an example wasn't even the top button, but they said it was. Yall know there's a button above that one right? 😂
Definitely his shirt was way too unbuttoned 😂
Awe they banned me for saying they sound two high-school girls gabbing. They are definitely not as funny as bad friends
Not a competition, but you wouldn't be able to understand that. @@KeeferDaReefer-o7k
@@KeeferDaReefer-o7k What.
So summer of us women are just comfortable with cleavage and some men feel vulnerable…
When you both laughed, I was like aw look at them that was so sweet then Mat said it was his most genuine laugh. Your fans know you and I think that’s precious. Thanks guys
my favorite thing is when Chris asks why someone laughs when they laugh at what he says
Road rage happens because we’re piloting 2-ton missiles with stored energy and have no control over what other people do with their missiles. Forty thousand people a year die in car accidents, our roads are designed horribly and maintained even worse, and rideshare services flooded streets with people who’s entire job is to do short distance driving, idling, turning around, parking, loading and unloading. When you frame it like that, no shit people become maniacs. It’s a really dangerous and stressful thing to do. Especially after COVID and the lack of enforcement in a lot of places.
Relax, and that's completely obvious
@@tylertutt3141*HONNNNNNNK*
I’m torn. I like both of your comments, equally.
@@thedarkenergist Haha well played
I agree with most of what you said, but because of all those things I’m terrified to drive. A lot of people depend on rideshare to get around. It also does a ton of good by keeping drunk drivers off the road who can now get an Uber instead of killing someone.
Whoever made the intro song is incredible
Kris, just let people write Chris, what difference does it make?
Every time someone writes Chris, be glad for the amount of time it saves now you realised it doesn’t matter how people spell your name.
Regards,
Danyel
That's absolutely hilarious coming from someone who mispelled Daniel. You are just the person to provide expert level advices in this category. All good! I totally agree!❤🎉🎱🪀🎲🎶🚫🏴🔆ℹ️🔘
4:55 - the producer hasn’t gone to drop a deuce yet
8:16 - there he goes
@xDMG15x 😂😂
Matt is a voice that i want to use often when I hear Chris.
Matt: MOTHERFUCKKAAAAAS
Chris: what’s that from?
Matt: my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lifeline's a laxative! HAHAHA
Sushi restaurant girl asked to help her rediscover her love for the place and you ABSOLUTELY MADE IT WORSE S’DIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Hey Chris and Matt! I love you WAY more than all these other Chris and Matt “fans”
You better shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
literally JD Vance in that one submission i laughed so hard XD
46:49 hands down one of CD’s best bits ! 😂😂😂. Matt your 🔥 (Boys in the back, great job with the close up and edits)
The "if you every stop doing your podcast I'm going to kill myself" was probably the most I've ever laughed at this podcast LOL!
If you wear a button up shirt, you gotta button up that top button DAWG.
Chris always speaking in the beginning of a submission not letting matt hear😂😂
This episode was hilarious, the back and forth, their laugh... their banter is perfection! I laughed out loud too many times to count ✌🏼💫💛💛
the banter is absolutely sick innit its mental it is. for real tho your guys' banter is the best type of humor
That’s the least cleaver thing
Chris erupts 😂😂😂
I can't with the goose shit sandwich 😂
Yeah you can
@@ChrisDEliaOfficial yeah, you're right 🤣
yyyyy'been shadowbanned by youtube ever since you changed the channel's name from Chris D'Elia the first time, that's why the numbers aren't at bad friends numbers. that's also why the subscriber count stopped right before 600k and has barely moved since. when you get shadowbanned the algorithm drops you completely and I don't even think the videos reach all the subscribers anymore either so... I know this because this is the best podcast on earth (together with Congratulations) and nothing other than the shadowban makes sense
Yep I remember
Tbf; bad friends has twice as many episodes. Don’t know if it’s been around twice as long, but that would definitely explain why they have twice as many followers 🤷♂️
Also, I love Matt, but bad friends has 2 very famous comedians, instead of 1.
They also have famous guests on, which brings in tons of new subs. Damn, I should be a producer!
@@aloeup2121 Yeah but Chris has been podcasting since 2017 and had 300k-400k views per episode by 2019-2020, which is the year Bad Friends started. The fact that these guys are getting less than 50k per episode is absolutely suspect. They launched with 100k+ views per episode three years ago, and it’s been a steady downtick ever since. Makes zero sense with the quality.
Btw are you saying you think they shadowbanned because specifically the old name “Supercult” having “cult” in it, or because it’s simply not called “Chris D’Elia” anymore, therefore no one’s searching for it? I think it’s the “cult” plus someone at UA-cam having it out for Chris. If people search Chris D’Elia they’ll still see this pod.
And also obligatory: “Eh s’dork. It’s actually hilarious that people think the reason they’re shadowbanned is because of the name change alone when it’s obviously because of the term “cult” which UA-cam would undeniably use as a suppressed term in this day and age. It just makes me laugh.” *pushes up glasses with index finger*
@@goodboysongs it's not because they had cult in their name, when you change the name of your channel you even get a warning from youtube that you'll lose your verification status so it's just because the name was changed. s'dorky but s'true. makes noooo sense that the subscriber count would stop entirely right before they hit 600k, it's definitely because the name was changed and youtube moved the channel to their naughty list, in case the channel was sold to someone and that was the reason for the name change. if they had people monitoring who gets shadowbanned instead of algorithms I'm sure it wouldn't have been affected the same... what they could do maybe is apply for verification again and maybe that could help them back on the good list, since I can't imagine they have any copyright strikes holding that back
Keep holding your kids hand. They grow up way too fast.
The “dad” caller expects the son to watch this episode and stop holding his dad’s hand ? 😂 wtf 🤦♂️
Matt was on fire this episode 😂
22:13: Bro, the slow zoom-in made it s'good 😂😂😂
Please bring back "S'WHOT SAT SLIKEEEE!"
Chris & Matt ARE the shit ❤ I would looooove a channel where their parents are watching Lifeline. It would be funny
45:05 starts off such a funny bit fuck man I was already dieing laughing and had to pause after Chris played dead
Really feelin Matt’s unflappability on this one
Matt's fashion and hair i think are an obvious indicator that he doesn't know anything about not looking like a weirdo
Delia gogglebox would be gold haha
… “a handful of times, 5 or 10” I had to count my fingers to verify 😂
20:20 crazy part is that Jeffrey was getting fan mail in jail so Chris is right even tho it’s so wild😂😂
They guy with the hand holding. Holding hands at 11 or 100 & 11 isnt a problem. Him calling you daddy after the age of 7 or 8 is.
Matt is utterly wrong about shirt guy. And lots and lots of other things, but definitely shirt guy.
The higher the buttons the downer the foo 😂
best episode all week
50:41 can't imagine pushing your kid away
The show should be on its own channel
I love the non sequitur comments lol. I do it with my co-workers all the time 😂
38:03 this is why we love Matt!! Lol hilarious!❤❤❤❤
11 thousand views in 11 hours: at that average that means theres 1000 people watching this all over the world at the same time as me over the next hour. Thats cool.
Also, chris has been using the bloody guts joke for 5 years hahaha. Still good.
4 years.
The guy who said he doesnt feel safe, HAD to be an exaggeration from the girl because there's no way he used those words. He probably just said he thought the guy was dodgy or something because saying you 'dont feel safe' around another man is craaazy hahaha
57:41 😂 so good that they know it
😂😂
Nobody dies like Chris 😂
“Ballisimo dude” 😂😂😂
“Suck um to completion” 🤣😂🤣
I am present.
I’m shocked into s’deeper that y’all don’t know that it ALL depends on where the top and second buttons are. It literally all depends on button placement!!
First caller, you're not alone sweetheart. You're not alone
You never know when the last time your kid will hold your hand and oneday they will want you to walk behind them in public...🤦♀️ enjoy the moment
lol @ the yeet herself girl
Chris looks like a giant next to Matt sometimes lol
lol such brothers at the end 😅😅
matt with the toxic masculinity! EEEEYYYYEESSSSS dude!!!
Lifeline is my laxative.
Not gonna lie, when I started watching lifeline, I immediately had to shit. And as I'm going, Chris says "lifeline is a laxative" 9:58
These guys wondering how their hair is not graying, meanwhile gulping propecia every morning
I’m the Um Turtle thanks guys ❤️
Hey guy with the “Kris with a k” who cares? Makes absolutely no difference
holy shit the parabolic mic bit killed me
Does anyone remember what ep number was the toothbrush guy?
81. Best ever.
S’incyyyyyy with the most respect
I love the podcast so much but the submissions are getting weaker and weaker, some are just giving compliments and just mentioning things. What happened to the issues, problems and crazy neighbors?
Agreed! I remember one lady from Paris who was a virgin asked if she should tell people that she is a virgin before going on a first or second date…..and I want better questions like that again. Where I sit and think “ya what WOULD I DO?”
I love you guys ❤
One of your funniest
17:28 they are in DIS-agreement *grabs the popcorn*
To the guy forced to make friends with the new boyfriends.
Take him aside and tell him the truth! Tell him exactly what you said to the pod. It will work for everyone, you, your girl and the new guy but except the girl, so all good!
Ahhh it’s Sunday again 😊
He's gonna die in there 😆
It's called "Road rage" . Ride a motorcycle for a few weeks it will give you new perspective.
That perspective being "everyone on the road is a dangerous idiot" & you'll come to excepted this before you even pick up your motorbike keys.
You wont get angry anyone more you'll just except that you're going to do a dangerous activity with a bunch of idiots that dont think roads are dangerous.
Chris is 100% right … that’s a crazy way to eat….
18:33 “Oye Bato”
Life is Super Good 🎉
1-3-1 aka 130 😂
S’on’n’poppin’
My doc just prescribed me gabapentin and holy shit I can't get words out. WTF
you should wear headphones before you start to make sure we can hear you
That lady who called in was just visiting New Jersey, not from New Jersey. She was obviously from either Philly or Baltimore yes got outta that one
13:35 As a guy born and raised in Jersey... it's not light
Bobby Digital 😂
55:23 s'thousand year old sushi master teaching a headstrong new apprentice.
Hey Lifeline callers, stop saying Spin Move, it ended so long ago
12:00 Driving is easy video games with high risk
36:47 shoutout Foothill Blvd
🤖 thank you 🤖 "his voice is so smooth" lmao bro he sounds insane, speak up bub vocal fry is annoying
GET BILL D'ELIA ON THIS SHOW! please.
What is that type of joke called??? The pearls example