Son: Dad, what does mom have in between her legs? Dad: The paradise, son. Son: What do you have between your legs, Dad? Dad: the key to paradise. Son: Dad, you should change the lock cuz i think the stranger got a spare key ;)
i wrote a poem about what I feel kappa turned into Kappa was good make my day great but kappa become a point of regret and today the only thing kappa mean its little old joke and maybe a meme
Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes infront of her, she had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.
Skydoes Bg I saw your comment and the grammar nazi possesed me Originality one does not simply flame bait one when he does not know how to use proper english
i had the misfortune of finding that our first hand, at first i saw the twisted fate jungle and was like "what? does that work?" around mid game i was like "yep this works. Too well"
Interviewer : How much milk do these cows give ? Farmer : Which one ? The Black one or the brown one ? Interviewer : Brown one . Farmer : A couple of litres per day Interviewer : And the black one ? Farmer : A couple of litres per day Interviewer ( naturally a bit flummoxed ) : I see . What do you give them to eat ? Farmer : Which one ? Black or brown ? Interviewer : Black Farmer : It eats grass Interviewer : And the other one ? Farmer : Grass Interviewer ( now annoyed ) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same ? ! Farmer : Because the black one ' s mine Interviewer : Oh , and the brown one ? Farmer : It 's also mine
At least give the reddit user credit if you're going to steal his joke A farmer is being interviewed about his cows www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5uu0iz/a_farmer_is_being_interviewed_about_his_cows/?ref=search_posts
What is your exact runepage for lethality? because i end up having 88 lethality if i go the full lethality build where as you seem to have less? do you also have attack damage in the page and if so is that superior to what i have
#LEAVEMIKEALONE 😂
do azir jungle montage
wow I'm early i love you KAPPA BONOBO
Nightblue3 #leavemikealone
Nightblue3 #prayForMike
Nightblue3 pls do wukong 100% armor tank build.
Son: Dad, what does mom have in between her legs?
Dad: The paradise, son.
Son: What do you have between your legs, Dad?
Dad: the key to paradise.
Son: Dad, you should change the lock cuz i think the stranger got a spare key ;)
Evan Payette stolen.
isn't this one suppoed to continue like: "oh.. dad.. then i think the neighbour has a spare key"
I wonder where I saw this from?
It even has *;)* at the end!
From tumblr nice try but be original next time lol
seriously, from what grave you dug it out, old af joke.
SOLADOOOO
EU TEAMO ｡◕‿◕｡
QQQQ ME RESPONDEU EU TE AMO
Nightblue3 EOQ?We Love u NB3,eu te amo nb3!
EOQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
COE DIGAO DASKDSAKDAS
We want more MIKE
Pierdol się Pierdol się od Mike ' a jk
^^
yes
i wrote a poem about what I feel kappa turned into
Kappa was good
make my day great
but kappa become
a point of regret
and today
the only thing kappa mean
its little old joke
and maybe a meme
sealed death Reaper yea true
Kappa is a monster in japanese mythology :)
sealed death Reaper op
Nothing rhymes
Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes infront of her, she had some and went to tell her friends and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.
lol
...you are a genius
Th3GrandDu3list gj stealing something 2 years old.
Can none of you idiots ever get the copy pasta/joke right? It's literally called a copy pasta for a reason, just fucking COPY and PASTE it.
Still funny you fucking dip shit.
Why does Teemo live in a small appartment? Because he doesn't need mushroom :^)
Heino Kunzelmann oh god pls Xd
I saw this somewhere else ;(
yeah this is an older joke, its one of the icebreakers i use when i play league to get my team in a good mood.
Still a good one though!
Heino Kunzelmann Yep wasnt kappa award a year ago *COUGH COPY PASTA
I don't get it...
When is 1 + 1 = 3?
When you dont use a condom...
2deal fuckig best comment ever XD
unoriginal as fuck
no babies if you use the backdoor ;)
lmao
2deal totally never heard that one before
*Those videos with Mike are the best*
I farted in an Apple Store and they kicked me out.
It's not my fault they don't have windows
i looked at your comment and my brain got kicked out.
It's not my fault you don't have originallity.
LOL
Skydoes Bg I saw your comment and the grammar nazi possesed me
Originality
one does not simply flame bait one when he does not know how to use proper english
Chase Is a True Savage wow thats really good :)
It would be funny if I didn't already hear it like a million times already.
I like Nightblu3 he manages to find 9 actors to be in his videos everyday :3 ive been living a lie
how do you know that? i don't get it
RubickDesigns | Desmond are you dumb ? he's a streamer so we can see that these aren't random
i thought it was quite obviously a joke
Sneaky Shadow u forgot the emojis
#LeaveMikeAlone
Nigthblue try Twisted Fate full attack speed jungle! its soooooooooooooooooooooooooo BROKEN ^^
up²
BrandonRandom yes please, next video
yes op af
New skin Clickbait.
i had the misfortune of finding that our first hand, at first i saw the twisted fate jungle and was like "what? does that work?" around mid game i was like "yep this works. Too well"
That 'Hey! Hey! Hey, are you fighting her?' bit killed me. Laughed out loud and my cats gave me a dirty look.
Interviewer : How much milk do these cows give ?
Farmer : Which one ? The Black one or the brown one ?
Interviewer : Brown one .
Farmer : A couple of litres per day Interviewer : And the black one ?
Farmer : A couple of litres per day
Interviewer ( naturally a bit flummoxed ) : I see . What do you give them to eat ?
Farmer : Which one ? Black or brown ?
Interviewer : Black
Farmer : It eats grass
Interviewer : And the other one ?
Farmer : Grass
Interviewer ( now annoyed ) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same ? !
Farmer : Because the black one ' s mine
Interviewer : Oh , and the brown one ?
Farmer : It 's also mine
At least give the reddit user credit if you're going to steal his joke
A farmer is being interviewed about his cows
www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5uu0iz/a_farmer_is_being_interviewed_about_his_cows/?ref=search_posts
These guys aren't kidding in service '-'
Fuck you
Mike is red,
Night is blue,
Better at brazil,
Those two!
i liked this one
Halil Mert Çalışkan what he was doing to platin and diamond he does to silver and gold in BR
Davi Galiza true
Halil Mert Çalışkan AS BAYRAKLARIIII AS
Like = Rem
Comment = Emilia
lets be fair , Emilia is waay hotter xd
hatim dahmany let's be fair you hsould get a life
hatim dahmany
and if i sub then can i get Musubi? from sekirei
I'm on both biatches :3
emilia
You can only answer one time yes and one time no:
Are you boosted?
Are you lying?
Chabilibobs 😂
Chabilibobs Well I lie a lot but i didnt get boosted so there are my answers :D
You can only answer Yes or no one time in those 2 questions
Actually you can't do that because it says answer one time yes and one time no, so you saying no to his statement wouldn't be answering anything
so trick is i don't have to answer ether question i just answer first one "no" then do nothing and walk away xP
best youtuber/streamer ever! you always cheer me up after a rough day:)
i rly enjoy those vids with mike
DJ Khalen's favorite number is 11 because there is another ONE
dead meme.
Baljis ok
Why is NB3 a good jungler?
Because the jungle is his natural habitat.
what is the name of the song at 10:00?
Sarwan Said omg
Sarwan Said "UA-cam ad revenue" 😁
I dont get it... CAUSE MOST OF US SMART PEOPLE HAVE AD BLOCK PLUS DERP DERP....
Sarwan Said I remember now. its mirai nikki battle music
Mirai Nikki OST : battle theme
These edits have been crazy funny lmfao
"Hey! Hey you're fighting her ?"
Good video, like always
Nigthblue é o melhor rengar do mundo!
Hardinho Redstone mas é claro ,_,
ele falando br e muito engraçado
You know
I am OK with the ads
I am OK with the buffer
But,
When the ad buffer
I suffer
GeoCLife you mean,
I'm fine with ads,
I'm fine with buffer,
But when ads buffer,
That's when I suffer
I don't mind ads
I don't mind buffer
But when ads buffer,
I suffer
Both of u are wrong it is like this
I'm fine with ads,
I'm fine with buffer,
But when ads buffer,
I suffer
I think you mean,
old jokes suck, now get out of the comments
#mikelivesmatter
U LIKED MY COMMENT
*loved
This was the funniest episode since weeks xD
We all need a Mike in our life
I wish Nightblue3 wasn't like my glue stick : highly flammable and toxic
nb3 6 months ago said he will start vloging and facecam streaming i just wish he will do it or atleast make a small vlog
Roses are red violets are blue nightblue's my hero give me the kappa award since I have the flu
and nb3 gave me rabies 8)
too many syllables. try again.
mike's the best nightblue impressionist ever hahahaha so funny hahaha "hey, u fightin'?"
Love how NB3 went back to brazil to go back to his roots :D
Nightbonobo3 ^^
I hate the new kappaaward thing it ruins the comment section. always bad/old jokes and nothing about the video
gratz for the next Kappa Award
cry me river
NEW?!
Yeah, implemented in the last video Kappa
syno for a oldschool nb watcher, yes new
Wait?! Animal Planet's UA-cam channel changed their name to "Nightblue3"?...
Dan Ri what? Cringe Planet changed their name to "Dan Ri?"
That moment, when a reply has more comments than the comment itself.
I hate it when people reply to their own comment
me too
Stage 3 Cancer Nice joke xDD
This joke is old as fuck
A friendly braum like your grandma and you don't see me complaining
Stage 3 Cancer Yeah, grandmas are supposed to be old, and jokes are supposed to be funny. What a pathetic reply from your side tho 😂
mike makes my day
hey nightblue3 i love ur playlist i already download over 50+ music from ur playlist, i love it so much and i love you :3 notice me great senpai
Oh shit im early sooooo pls NOTICE ME SENPAI
Rem > you :)
Ram > Rem > Emilia
Ram and rem > haRAMbe and haREMbe
Nightblue > bonobo ( ﾟдﾟ)
Felix is best gril
8:01 My favourite liquid song :)
whats the name of the song ?
Ino Gasai Feint - Vagrant (Liquid DnB)
ty
2:24 who know the name of the sound "Ohh oh my God" thanks
Loved the Fiesta De Guerra gj nb gj!
you best legue of legends youtuber
can u play a full game with a face cam for the 2 million subs.
NB3:Mom look no hands!
*kills ezreal*
Nightblue3 Scripting Confirmed!!!
"LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!" But NB3 doesn't have any friends?
"HOW IS THIS EVEN BALANCED!?" Loved it
Wow great vid as always nb3 xD
Why do kata mains hate urf??
Because it makes other champions the same level as her :)
like si te gusta el pan
you know who is best persone in the world? Read the first word
Your videos are soo funny.Watching u troll Mike was the funniest.Keep it up.
MIke and NB3 funny duo
Hi, (Sorry for bad English )
TikO LoRd WHaaaaat meu parça
TikO LoRd such an salado English
do re mi fa SOLA(ti)DO
XD
0:22 anime? ;-; she is so cute
7:13 GET NO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I was in tears with Mike's Regards battle cry
What do you call a black priest ?
Holly shit 🤣😂😇
Don't take it seriously 😒 it's just a joke 😇
*NIGHTLUE ?
nIGHCLUE
NIGHBLUE*
**nightblue
hiiiiii nb3
youuuu aree an inspiration
I'm french and i enjoy so much your work . You are very funny and your videos help me to perfection my English
your edting skills are so nice!!
search for *sciencetwist* on youtube. he has some oddly satisfying videos.
lol
Cecilia Davis i see what you mean
come on turkey servers 🙈
Nadir Oktay Küçükaltun DIN LILLA TURK
Nadir Oktay Küçükaltun turkarna kommer ta över
Nadir Oktay Küçükaltun bencede
Não,servidor br é melhor mesmo.
my videos are oddly satisfying
LOL 0:39 that's actually an orange picture of the moon.
I really love this "googly eyes on champions"-thingy
Why is nb3 on brazil?
He wants to visit his parent at Amazonia
FanboyDoT7agox
E visitar a sua mãe nua também.
Can you play a game in Turkey server ?? You will be very toxic
PİPİ PÜRESİ TURK
i have an Ñ and maybe u not
Pridestalker i have ëéęèêēėõöóôòøœōæąàãåâäāšśßłńñčćçžżź
Ñ
What is your exact runepage for lethality? because i end up having 88 lethality if i go the full lethality build where as you seem to have less? do you also have attack damage in the page and if so is that superior to what i have
King of the Jungle.. raaaa
nightblue3 when heard the ost of bleach i was so happy u r a rengod :D keep up bro ^^
I swear I only watch these for the editor he's so good
Nightblue3 I was dying at 6:11😂
At 7:12 I was laughing SO HARD LMAO
VERY VERY ENTERTAINING! lol. Great vids. Subscribed
its my birthday and i am watching all nb3 videos again :D
My God Your Edits and your peresonality Very Goodd !!!!!!!
Mike's rengar impersonation is the best.
Sometimes I wish there would be a list of shows clips were taken from so I can go binge watch all the animes
Mike is the best
I had to study, but I guess i will wait until your new video, and play League while waiting :)
Mike,I'm a big fan,love you!!!
does mike stream? or does youtube?
MIKE IS A LEGENDS JEEEEEEZUUS
I LOVE NIGHTBLUE'S SAO WALLPAPER 😍
No waay... you play Rengar for the first time on this channel we finally saw him :3 kappa123
oh that bleach music when u made the tripple and died to tentacool grill i luv it 😻❤
can someone tell me what editing software his editor uses?
Warwick: Knock, Knock.
Voice: Whose there
Warwick: Your grandma
*Braum moves his shield/door out the way.*
Awkward stare ensues.
]\'[
OHHH the art from the thumbnail is amazing, I have it as a phone wallpaper xD
I recognized the artist too. I asked if NB3 was #KappaPride but seems that my message got deleted lol.
haha xD
I heard he often has pictures with a... questionable origin for thumbnails. Might be just his editor tho.
Probably, but no one can deny the origin of this video's thumbnail pic.
Indeed!
Mike carried this video
7:10 +10 evala for that no scope dude ;D
the editing on the is very funny and you guys too XD
i see Rem, i give like
Is this a new editor? If not then it's cool to see a new style.
i love mike man