The quality of these has not diminished over all these years. The crazy vocabulary, the sound effects, the nonsensical mini-plots, it’s been 100% rock solid. Tremendous. Glad to hear about the album too, I will buy that shit in a heartbeat.
So f*ing random haha. (2:04) "I was in a foreign movie once, it was about a puck. I was the puck." I go back to this clip three times and its still funny. Love it. :)
I just discovered your videos the other day and am I ever glad I did. By the time it got to the part with Spock and McCoy, I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so much! 😂😂 That was probably my favourite part of it even though I thought it was hilarious from start to finish.
Cisco I've been watching a lot of DS9 on Netflix recently, and when I read this my mind took it in an entirely different direction than I suspect you intended😀
Holy shit I almost suffocated at the opening line, aww man "Just once, hospitalised poor woman" Something about your kirk just puts me in hysterics sometimes, aryte, just some of the shit you say sometimes, 'Transport 2 roasted tadpoals to my house'
The quality of these has not diminished over all these years. The crazy vocabulary, the sound effects, the nonsensical mini-plots, it’s been 100% rock solid. Tremendous.
Glad to hear about the album too, I will buy that shit in a heartbeat.
"You ever rob a bank and forget the bag of money?"
This sounds like something I would do.
“You stapled his tampon to the wall.”
“Yes I did.”
Holy fuck that scene with bones and spock was some of your best work! 10/10
FYI, I have purchased some DJO (iTunes etc.) and I think all their fans should, to support them, etc. Absolutely LOVE these videos!
Many years on, keeps delivering
1:55 somehow I think it's extra hilarious when Spock all of a sudden sports a Canadian accent! :-)
"I shot your baby. He kept me awake during the flight."
The original Bad Lip Reading
Special shout out to the "Fuck Ball Hill Of Death."
That was a return to your finest form.
Oh yeah the episode where they went to Mexico and stapled that guys tampon to the wall. That was a good one.
So f*ing random haha. (2:04) "I was in a foreign movie once, it was about a puck. I was the puck." I go back to this clip three times and its still funny. Love it. :)
Kirk: "Remember Halloween, when I... yakked in the soup?"
Admiral: [Farts]
Kirk: "The cats had blue socks!"
'You ever rob a bank, and forget the bag. Of... Money?' 😂
"I was in a stupid foreign movie. It was about a puck. I played the puck." Now that is something I'd pay to see!
perfect. Missed you guys
I just discovered your videos the other day and am I ever glad I did. By the time it got to the part with Spock and McCoy, I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so much! 😂😂 That was probably my favourite part of it even though I thought it was hilarious from start to finish.
How does this not have a million views - this is glorious
Bones gets dibs on sloppy seconds with Chickarea...followed by some boob squeezin’ from Mike. The slow punch saga continues...
"I got a saint bernard that likes to recite spanish poetry in greek." -- Ahh, DJO how I've missed you guys.
I laughed way too long and hard at that than sanity would allow.
I got a Saint Fuckin' Bernard that likes to recite spanish poetry in greek. I missed DJO great to see you're still at it.
That was 100% random. As well it should be.
Hell yeah, I'm buying your music!
0:15 Hey dad, there's a big ball of fuck rolling up the highway! Don't worry son, that's just your mom on her way back from the Dollar Tree.
The first time I heard the word hash not for breakfast was watching a DJO video ten years ago, now hash is very familiar territory
Fucking MISSES you guys!!!
Instant classic! Still laughing!
We appreciate all the work you do for these. They are fucking fantastic
"You stapled his tampon to the wall?" Funny as fuck :D
Fuck a wildfire in Oslo, DJO have returned!
stapled the tampon to the waffle!! YES please----- hands down still so funny and well done
Always nice to see Trek dubs from the founders.
Cisco I've been watching a lot of DS9 on Netflix recently, and when I read this my mind took it in an entirely different direction than I suspect you intended😀
"That Oldsmobile you sold me is a piece of shit" "there's Wolverines in the gas can"
Holy shit I almost suffocated at the opening line, aww man "Just once, hospitalised poor woman"
Something about your kirk just puts me in hysterics sometimes, aryte, just some of the shit you say sometimes, 'Transport 2 roasted tadpoals to my house'
God I missed these.
"Fried hamsters and rotten anchovies are 80% off with this card..."
Omg u guys r back. Awesome.
hell yeah, new video and a music plug... sold and sold!!
Thank the heavens for thee hath madeth a new video! My heart rejoices! Applejuice fat mans win very me have a wooden face happy...
New DJOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
There's wolverines in the gas tank hahaha
Transport two roasted tadpoles to my house.
My god you guys still making this? wew lad
You're alive!
Happy Apple Juice On ITunes Day! when it comes.
I just got the album! It's awesome freaking fruit basket!!!
HA HA HA These are quality videos....great you are still making them...
ALL OF SPOCK'S LINES LOL
The only real crew on the TOS Enterprise know their place.
The rest of the "overseers" were hoping I wouldn't catch on without my memory. :P
That's Percy Rodriguez in the first clip. He was the voice of tons of trailers in the 70s & 80s, esp Jaws
damn those shitty oldsmobiles
Ahhhhh, FRESH APPLE JUICE! My bum is happy.
ahhh man, I missed you! hope I'll see you again in the fleet! -Norm
I dunno, I like my ice extra cold.
"Hey you racist"
He got so up in her face to say that. Lmao that caught me off guard.
First!
Be careful. Sometimes people get blocked from You Tube channels for typing "First!".
👻💩👻💩👻💩🦅🐒🦅🐡🦅🐒🐬🦅
Squeeze my boob
Rook havin' its way with your mom.
dayjoborchestra Fucking cheater!
Best. Intro. Ever. FUCK!
Young, dumb and full of apple juice.. rock on DJO! :-) Peace
Thank you.
This is still a thing!
Five people don't use their ears when they give rubdowns.
It is because Spock was drinking too much Apple Juice
warning : do not watch on a full bladder!
2:06 OMG!!! best dub ever...
Going for the classics.
1:48!! 😂😂😂😂
*w a d e i n a c i d*
So awesome to see this when I refreshed. Hey, you guys gonna jam and play Happy Death Day on march 23rd? (the day Oderus / Dave Brockie died)
Glorious Upload !!!
I love you crazy fucks. It makes my fucking day when you post.
But if Spock didn't use his ears, what did he use?
Aaaaaahh a new one!
Lol Commodore Stone is hungry
4th.. but rly wtfc.. it's DJO!!!?!?!?! you guys fking rock!!
DJO>Bad lip reading. Except maybe Yoda 😅. I’m begging you guys to get to work on the royal wedding, part 2. Plllleeeaassseeeeeee
You ever rob a bank and forget the bag of money?
Apple Juice!
beep beep boop beep beep beep!
Building 7 yup
Hey will your new Extended Pussy feature the hidden track "Apple Train" ?? Asking for the "Apple Train" namer. Me!! #royalties
Yay!
I want to see that stupid foreign movie where Leonard Nimoy plays a puck.
edit: Or was it Spock playing a puck?
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like Kung Pow overdose to me :D
Anvil?
made me laugh. thanks gents
please make subtitles for the deaf
there was a complete star trek movie i had seen many years ago that was voiced over. Funniest shit ever.......anyone know of it?
OWL FISTING?????? haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I miss “apple juice”
😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
but he didn't use his his ears this time.. ahhahhahahaaaaa!
That Oldsmobile you sold me is a piece of Shit !
Why am I shrugging so much?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
They get it. Discovery sux.
344th!
Omg
Alot of fisting in this episode.
Go to bed!
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