JUDY stop trying milk sympathy votes for your son being a cripple son munchausen gemstones s03e01
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took care of your driver Walker that
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[ __ ] is history daddy lion sneak I
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don't need a new driver somebody we can
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trust this time we'll get you one
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hopefully maybe Judy and Kelvin could
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help out seeing as how I do every other
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God damn thing around here lately man
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Jesse shut
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up I'm the main decider we're all
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deciders Jesse not just you oh please
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Calvin you an old slow eyes over there
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are off doing your damn pervert protest
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to help with the church at all the smut
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Busters have already taken down 16 porno
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shops on the I-95 Corridor alone well
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I'm glad that truck drivers won't be
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able to buy dick pills anymore Bravo
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look the point is that none of y'all but
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Jesse are doing anything
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important you know this has been a
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really hard time for our
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son was
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almost killed in a work accident mom
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please don't this has been very
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traumatic for us and y'all don't even
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care Gideon your mom was trying to
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moonchilds in you and we're you need to
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stop trying to milk sympathy votes for
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your son being a crippled okay just to
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get her ass alone maybe you need to stop
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talking about Baron moonchilds anyway
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please just eat in peace unfortunately I
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have some not so peaceful news as you
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all know since your Daddy has taken a
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step back there has been a decline in
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both attendance and donations I have
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noticed that the seats high up have been
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empty more and more and now I've been
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informed of that one of our largest
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benefits
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is the party
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who the race car driver Dusty Daniels
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Kirsty Daniels The Slick Bandit that
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guy's a living legend he's like 100
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years old he's gonna be dead soon anyway
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so oh well our ministry was to receive
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his entire estate including branding
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Corporation even his name so what we got
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names don't need his his name is
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currently estimated to be worth over 200
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million dollars huh
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[ __ ] we were also set to an
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addict Dusty's trademark slogan who is
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soccer merchandising alone over 30
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million is this because of the goddamn
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shitty poll numbers which city poll
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numbers Jesse the ones that were 85 said
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you're colder than a [ __ ] ice cube
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shoved up a polar bear's [ __ ] I
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remember the same pollster saying that
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your songs are when most people at
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church go to take a [ __ ]
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prove it Jesse I will maybe if y'all
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stopped handpicking one another and
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started trying to fix what ain't working
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you wouldn't be in this situation you
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all need to go connect with him win his
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confidence if Dustin's not happy I don't
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blame him
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I will try to go and minister to him
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we'll see if these guys will help I'll
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do it Daddy
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[Music]
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grow up
This show is literally a tug of war over who can out funny the person beside them....and it delivers on that every week. Absolutely a masterpiece
“Gideon, your momma’s tryin to Munchausen you” 🤣
Gideon is definitely getting the church when Eli passes
The Season 3 finale pretty much told us that was going to happen. They're dumb and cant do it so Gideon will have to save them.
Jesse, get her ass in line.
God I fucking love her 😂😂😂
This show is legendary
Lol fucking Abraham smoking in the corner lol
U and ol slow eyes😂😂😂😂
Praise Be To He For This Fucking Show!
Ol slow eyes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Slow eyes 👀 😂
As much as I absolutely love the reference to Baron Munchausen there's no way Jesse is familiar with the Terry Gilliam box office bomb nor the 18th century literary work it's based on.
It's moreso a reference to the far more popular psychological disorder munchausen by proxy.
She's talking about Munchausen by proxy, not a movie or book.
Love BJ’s wine glass with milk in it. 🤣😂
And Judy is hands down the funniest of them all. She needs a spin off show. I’d call it “Boss Bitch”.
later in the season keefe has milk too 😭
@@annie-pantsthe gemstone malewives and their milk 🥰
Wait a minute, this isn't Succession ?
This gal is Lauren Boebert’s twin……………….
Sigur ros