WOKE DIVERSITY HIRE OCEANGATE TITANIC SUBMARINE IS STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, SURPRISINGLY.

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  • Опубліковано 20 чер 2023
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    So were all following along with the Oceangate Titanic saga, where 5 billionaire idiots decided to go 2 miles deep into the ocean in basically a huge pringles can with a logitech controller to steer and windows 11 to control everything else, what could possibly go wrong?
    Well many things, as it emerges that Stockton Rush the CEO of Oceangate fired an expert he had working for him David Lochridge because he explained this submarine he was making out of glue and string would break if he dived down to 13000 feet to titanic, and then an interview of stockton explaining his hiring practices, where he states he doesnt want to hire experts in the field like ex military types in their 50s, you know, the only people in the world with the valuable experience of building submarines because they werent inspirational and diverse, so he hired young women instead and adopted aviation safety methods instead of water based ones.
    Hows that working out for you buddy?
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  • @ProfessorChocolateCake
    @ProfessorChocolateCake 11 місяців тому +51

    Isn't it ironic how this happened to a team of men who dove down to a shipwreck which was infamous for sinking because nobody wanted to criticize it and deluded themselves into believing it was "unsinkable"?

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 11 місяців тому +1

      The Titanic was a psyop used to cover up the assassination Of the american politicians who opossed the Federal Reserve.

    • @AgGalaxy7
      @AgGalaxy7 11 місяців тому +7

      😂ouch.

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +9

      lol

    • @victorfatalys1076
      @victorfatalys1076 11 місяців тому +2

      Funny thing you said, because the ancestors of the wife of the CEO were a surviving couple from the Titanic as well.

    • @AgGalaxy7
      @AgGalaxy7 11 місяців тому +2

      @@victorfatalys1076 interesting.

  • @louiscypher4186
    @louiscypher4186 11 місяців тому +26

    The worst part is they wont be able to bring them back alive, so the expert wont get the chance to tell the CEO "i told you so"

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +16

      He'll be sensibly chuckling for the rest of life, dont worry

  • @AjenjoAnejo
    @AjenjoAnejo 11 місяців тому +22

    Why is the pringles can analogy so accurate 😅

  • @derywade9131
    @derywade9131 11 місяців тому +13

    Lol, the sign off of ...Keffles, fuck that guy is gold.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 11 місяців тому +11

    it just kept getting worse as it went along. lmao

  • @ipostlamememesallthetime953
    @ipostlamememesallthetime953 11 місяців тому +37

    How Diversity Isn't a Strength

  • @ellencox8415
    @ellencox8415 11 місяців тому +9

    I'm trying to muster up a single care for tragedy tourists on a mission to take a selfie at a gravesite... but I can't.

  • @alex548554
    @alex548554 11 місяців тому +14

    On a serious note, I have that logitech controller. It blows chunks, it doesn't play nice with windows, just trying to get the driver set up on anything win10 and up is a nightmare. After set up you find this little switch on top that changes modes for the controller. One of the modes windows can't really figure what to do with.

  • @jessc3007
    @jessc3007 11 місяців тому +8

    >virtue signal hire a bunch of current year university students to build your submarine
    >die
    it's like poetry, it rhymes

  • @staywhite6332
    @staywhite6332 11 місяців тому +9

    Being stuck underwater: "inspirational"

  • @shirleymental4189
    @shirleymental4189 11 місяців тому +24

    I applaud his modernism. How much better Apollo 11 would have been with a diverse crew. Nelly Armstrong
    refusing to go down the ladder because of her menstrual cramps would have been more real, like, innit.

    • @NightMotorcyclist
      @NightMotorcyclist 11 місяців тому +1

      Well, NASA's Artemis mission may very well end up that way as NASA has stated one point of the mission was that they wanted Artemis to be "inclusive" and "diverse."

  • @masterofthedeathwing2839
    @masterofthedeathwing2839 11 місяців тому +4

    submarine looks like a doomed pup to me

  • @bojackbojackbojack
    @bojackbojackbojack 11 місяців тому +3

    Black Jesus walked on water. He didn't do this to prove anything.
    He just couldn't swim.

  • @kittybrowneye3163
    @kittybrowneye3163 11 місяців тому +23

    Woke rich people gone? Nothing lossed

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo 11 місяців тому +3

      Brown eyes will never be the same for me again. I guess you meant nothing lost?

    • @zargonfuture4046
      @zargonfuture4046 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@AjenjoAnejo😂Touché

  • @OLE9191
    @OLE9191 11 місяців тому +7

    #Distraction

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +4

      everything is, just laugh at the funny ones

  • @Chris_Landry
    @Chris_Landry 11 місяців тому +7

    The Mad Catz Controller caught stick drift and just started going backwards uncontrollably?

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +5

      That was just the woman driving

  • @wilfordgray1163
    @wilfordgray1163 11 місяців тому +1

    Imagine getting into that obvious death trap to see some boring ship wreckage.

  • @parinthianquattropani9071
    @parinthianquattropani9071 11 місяців тому +7

    The comic book cover has me in tears. 5 minutes later and I'm still laughing. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @bendover6987
    @bendover6987 11 місяців тому +8

    Did any try infinite lives cheat code on that controller

  • @lewtscott3346
    @lewtscott3346 11 місяців тому +4

    Can't wait for the new #DiversityCrater to appear soon on the Moon

  • @miket4535
    @miket4535 11 місяців тому +1

    This will be talked about for years. What a great adventure in history the mission specialists chose to be known for. I have no clue how anyone with any intelligence would even consider getting in that death bucket and then make a decision to go down over 1200 ft with a joystick controller and one safety button ....😂😂😂😂

  • @AgGalaxy7
    @AgGalaxy7 11 місяців тому +24

    Just tell the High pressure at the bottom of the ocean that you're crew is diverse, and it will simply stop crushing you. Yall got some woke privilege points, might as well use them😬😅

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +10

      Correct, this is how ESG works!

    • @AgGalaxy7
      @AgGalaxy7 11 місяців тому +5

      @@CoolHandJames So right! Who needs Quality Control, when you got a perfect 450ESG! Take that Bigots, we're Dead!😌🤣

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 11 місяців тому

      *your

    • @ChiyoFujimura454
      @ChiyoFujimura454 11 місяців тому +1

      @@AgGalaxy7Mayonnaise marauders🤢🍼

    • @AgGalaxy7
      @AgGalaxy7 11 місяців тому

      @@ChiyoFujimura454 😂😂🤺🚨

  • @JackTheBunny
    @JackTheBunny 11 місяців тому +3

    keffals smells like rotting carcass

  • @Skitdora2010
    @Skitdora2010 11 місяців тому +4

    I want to go to a junk yard and weld together a sub, like the kids in the movie Explores who built a space ship. I am sure there is a popular mechanics magazine teaching how to build one. Then I want to sell it to other geniuses on the world economic forum so they can investigate the marine life of the deep. There is surely very important findings down there they desperately need to study.

  • @testpattern701
    @testpattern701 11 місяців тому

    Haha "Pringles can".

  • @loganmeline9233
    @loganmeline9233 11 місяців тому +3

    This is knocked out of the park like a lead baseball at Giant’s stadium. Splash. Bloop.

  • @ottersirotten4290
    @ottersirotten4290 11 місяців тому +2

    South American Cartels construct safer Submarines than these Clowns :D
    Did you know that you cant open the exit from the inside? so even if they somehow surface again(or already did) theyll run out of Air anyway if they cant get found fast enough

  • @masterofthedeathwing2839
    @masterofthedeathwing2839 11 місяців тому +2

    have you seen the new pickaxe attack in the london hospital today, things are getting spicy fast

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +5

      No I lived in london for years, all the violence is crack related, they just wont do anything about it, so I dont care either

  • @ungenerationed9022
    @ungenerationed9022 11 місяців тому +1

    Impeccable, once again.

  • @NOFX0890
    @NOFX0890 11 місяців тому +1

    Perfect dont look at the counter offensive news filler.
    Theyre probably down there eating pringles with Rose Dawson and the Heart of the Ocean.

  • @ragebait988
    @ragebait988 11 місяців тому

    They really should’ve used a cabled controller.

  • @allthatsheiz
    @allthatsheiz 11 місяців тому +1

    Oh 😂 I was so confused about where diversity came in here since this trip was all male. But he was saying age diversity 🤌🏾. As a person still under 30 I am suspicious if that wasn’t just for manipulating them. This guy seems like one you can’t tell anything and then being the owner of the company that fired the last structural engineer 😂 those young folks had no chance of making this work right if they wanted to. Forget inspiration innovation. We are talking about an environment that would breed fear of retaliation

  • @StabbyMcStabwood
    @StabbyMcStabwood 11 місяців тому

    You sir have the best sign off on the internet

  • @Nazzz65
    @Nazzz65 11 місяців тому

    So...What have we learned?'Everything woke turns to sh*t....Or implodes...

  • @CandiceGoddard
    @CandiceGoddard 11 місяців тому +5

    This all reminds me of a book by Rob Grant (of Red Dwarf fame) called Incompetence. The book was published circa 2003 and its basically prophetic. The bible has a lot to say on incompetent people too. Must be why it's increasingly unpopular.

  • @TheJaymundo
    @TheJaymundo 11 місяців тому

    When did deep sea drones go out of fashion?

  • @ChiyoFujimura454
    @ChiyoFujimura454 11 місяців тому +1

    i just know you are a mayonnaise marauder typing from behind a keyboard😂😂

    • @CoolHandJames
      @CoolHandJames  11 місяців тому +3

      But I'm talking in a video lol.
      Your obesity is damaging your brain

  • @unkown34x33
    @unkown34x33 11 місяців тому

    I hope they make a movie about this. Lol a comedy movie

  • @TrapperAaron
    @TrapperAaron 11 місяців тому +3

    Nice title, hit all the keywords for algorithm.

  • @ChiyoFujimura454
    @ChiyoFujimura454 11 місяців тому +1

    men🍼🍼

  • @mikemontemurro8088
    @mikemontemurro8088 2 місяці тому +1

    F*** Stockton Rush