The Bizarre Plot of Diana Lovejoy
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2021
- Diana Lovejoy had it all, a good job, husband and child, hobbies she was passionate about, and living in the beautiful city of Carlsbad, California. However, when divorce loomed, Diana feared for her life. She reached out to a local instructor, and not long after he ex-husband got a call to go to a remote location, where a sniper was lurking.
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At least her ex-husband is still alive. That's something that can't be said about many of the stories on this channel.
hahaha so true!
Very true
I was pleasantly surprised!
I'm so glad for that.. There is one case that I will NEVER EVER forget.. A wife suspected her husband was poisoning her, he was a pharmacist.. She set up hidden cameras to get evidence to make sure.. He's caught doing just that.. Now because she DIDN'T die the judge sentenced him to 1 year because he believed if he wanted to kill her as a pharmacist he could have.. Smdh..
I guess if she had worse ER doctors he would have received more time..
A man with one good friend. Sticks by him when wife lays down abuse accusations.
Gets shot at.
Pulls him into car.
Testifies in court.
Warms my heart a little.
Asks her trainer: Will you shoot my husband?
Trainer: Sure let's give it a goo.
Hahahaha 🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooooo
Go ta keep the Ole Mike happy 😆
‘Would never do anything to harm him’. Conveniently forgot how she had falsely accused him of abusing their child precisely for the purpose of ‘taking her child’s father away from him’, which was the other thing she oathed on all that is holy, was something she was simply not capable of doing. Unraveled quite spectacularly her plot. Ended up falling in the hole she’d prepared for her husband.
The fact that Weldon got a waaayyy longer sentence than her doesn't sit right with me.
Sure he was the one with the gun and pulled the trigger so a part of this sentence is probably regarding all the unlawful use of a firearm things etc and that he was an absolute moron to put himself in this situation.
But the fact that she manipulated him to do it makes me feel like she is at least as much responsible than him for all of this.
I don't really think he should have got less, but I definitely think she should have got way more.
I feel that because he wasn't killed, was barely even shot, the sentences should have been less. I believe Weldon in that if he meant to kill, dude would be out cold. This to me is like an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon thing, 10-15 years. And for her, even less. I don't buy that the ex wife who slept with him and paid him should get more. He could have been an adult and said no.
That and all her lies with him being abusive towards her and their son. Not sure if it was brought up in the trial or not
A man would've gotten more.
White woman vs a black man. No mystery here
Me either, he didn't kill him he was used
If anyone gets caught lying about their partner abusing their child/children they should be severely punished.
So should people using They're out of context
Bad grammar aside, I agree with you
Especially if they lie about any sexual abuse. If you say that, then the child has to be throughly examined; no matter if the accuser tries to take it back. To put a child through that unnecessarily is abhorrent.
@@philmitchellboxing8661 So should people who use flawed grammar and don't put a period at the end of a sentence.
Mr. Meanor And their child should be taken from them also.
There are a couple states where false allegations carry the penalty that the actual crime would, but I don't know if it applies to accusing someone of harming a child.
I'm glad that the innocent victim survived for once, and that the boy still has his father.
Seconded!
Here, here to that!
Exactly. 🙏🏽 This is perhaps the only TC story that had a relatively-satisfying ending. Plus the fact the ex wife will be an even older fart by the time she’s up for parole.
Agreed to that sentiment
Frfr, I'm so happy the kid still gets to be with their parent
Love how his defense is that he is simultaneously a good enough marksman to never miss the small target of a chest and head of a fleeing man, and also bad enough that he somehow missed the huge target of ANYTHING BUT Greg. Genius.
I thought the same too. He also took a shit.
I read all the comments and realized that no one mentioned that Weldon was married and had a newborn baby of his own. You know his wife had to be mad as hell that he through their family away for her.
So....he cheated with this...lady..? Maybe her place was quieter...for a minute anyway
That is so sad
"I could never take my son's father from him"
Yeah,that's why you paid someone else to do it for you.
What did she think would happen if her husband had been found guilty of the false abuse charges she made against him? Just another p.o.s. narcissistic liar who wanted everything her way. I'm really happy that this b^%@h got locked up.
Weak
Awe 🌹♥️🐺🐺🐺
Diana Lovejoy's performance in "Fainting in the Court Room" has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅
However, as a rotten tomato, Diana has a 90% rating. Why so low? Jodi Arias set the bar really high.
Rotten tomatoes are what she cooks with
I'm glad she's not a Jersey Tomato...Hey Mike we gave it a gooo, but no Turds in this one. I'll be giving it another gooo, see if I missed any dirty trees in this one. We love you too Mike❤️👍🏼✌🏼
How it made my evening tho!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
could also be titled, 'proboscis monkey faints in court'
As a father who won primary custody against a crazed ex wife, these type of stories scare me.
Stay safe man!
Ladyrobot didn't fake a fainting, she simply rebooted.
Jury: “guilty on all charges”
Diana: i sleep.
This comment made me choke on a grape lmao
The light bonking of her head on the desk. I'm like, if you're gonna fake faint then commit and let it bang harder!! 🤣
@Randa dangit! I wanted to say it! lol Ok I add "gooodnighhhtt"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What was she expecting 🤷🏽♀️
It's women like her that makes real abuse cases and child molestation cases harder to prove/harder to take serious. It's bullshit.
I'm glad he's still alive tho and the child didn't lose both parents.
The problem is they are let off the hook easy or get a slap on the wrist those liars should get a minimum of 5 years for that I think
IKR, that's why most people call bs when things like this are said. I know it does happen, but, the false accusations make everyone take them with a grain of salt.
I'VE SEEN CASES WHERE THE POLICE KNEW THE WOMAN WAS A LIAR BUT STILL SIDED WITH THE FEMALE. I SQUIRTED KID WITH WATER GUN AND THEY TRIED SIX MONTHS TO JAIL ME.
WOW! After the crocodile tears , look at those gears switch! @ 22 : 40
I had to go back and watch the part again where he said "he was bleeding out" because I thought it said he DID bleed out. Yeah, I'm glad too!
The look on her face when the verdict was read.... just beautiful. That is justice right there! Her crying without tears at her sentencing is the icing on the cake. I hope Greg and his son have a wonderful life now ❤
Her “fainting” in court will NEVER not be funny
Lovejoy: "I would never take his father away from him."
Also her: "You know any killers for my son's father?"
C'mon, clearly she was looking for a very unique Father's Day gift. That must be it, right?
I will take his mother away, though.
Hey….wait a minute
She would never but she would hire someone too lol
You hear that from spouse that got caught cheating and then say “I would never do anything to hurt you” .
Also she was doing everything she could to take him away by smearing him and getting a restraining order 🙄
I hate it when the experienced marksman you 'persuaded' to shoot your ex is only adept at defecating near the crime scene and covering it with a brightly-colored Angry Birds towel. 😂
Typical!
the struggle though.
Lmfao 😂😆😂
He could have at least smeared it around with the towel and covered the remains with some dirt before discarding the towel somewhere else; but I guess that would be too logical 😂
Bruh! 🤣🤣🤣
I love how this guy is simultaneously bragging about how awesome a shot he is and claiming it was an aiming error that caused him to hit.
She claimed that he was a druggies and an abuser. They spent resources to find out that was not true. There were no consequences for that action. Our systems in the States are over burdened enough, but there needs to be consequences for false statements and reports.
"There's a guy lying down like a sniper."
"Did you see him at all?"
"Yes, he's a terrible sniper!"
😅😅😅
Hahaha brilliant!
Lol
It's comments like this that restore at least some resemblance of reputation to YT comments.
Funny!
“This is a kitchen, and this is where I like to cook”.
Lol
Like you’re supposed to cook in the bathroom or some shit or we can’t see it’s a kitchen 😂😭
@@anubis8586 I guess that would be better than crappin in the kitchen. 😂
I personally like to cook in my attic, different strokes for different folks I guess
She gave me Zuckerberg "smoking these meats" energy
This is a dirt road, it's where I like to take a sh*t and lay an angry birds towel on top of it
This woman is an actual robot. I don’t think she was faking it. She actually had to restart due to her systems not being able to find any emotion.
Her making up child abuse claims and giving them to the police, but claims she never once tried to stop him from seeing his son.
These women have no shame.
him: it was an aiming error
him, seconds later: if i wanted to hit him, i could have
pick a lane, bro
Exactly! Dude, you've been found guilty, just fess up. You got played by that woman.
100p
Pick a damned lane.
Regardless of your marksmanship, I have to imagine that opening fire on two strangers in the dark, after luring one of them to a secluded spot, is attempted murder.
right. so you are so good of a shot you could have killed him if you wanted, but you arent a good enough shot to shoot warning shots without hitting him? seems like the latter would be easier. if you are just trying to scare you could literally just the bullets 100's of feet away from them or even use blanks
Shooting paper is a lot different than shooting at humans
@@kwaddamage8286 had to make it seem realistic.
I figured a through and though in the textbook pocket of non vitals would do the trick.
Reckless you say?...
Oh.... yah ok, I see that now
Diana’s cooking shows immediately made me think, ‘wow this person has someone locked in their basement’.
Being forced to create godawful rhymes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She gives the vibes of someone who would make pet ferrets into hand puppets and other pets into regular puppets and feed their dogs vegan food and sing classic Disney songs while hacking someone up... D:
@@alexb7092 OMGOODNESS HILARIOUS!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🧐🤣🤣🤣🤨😏😂😂😂😂😉
When the crazy comes out, RUN. You can't fix crazy. I've experienced crazy a couple times in my life, and it always looks the same once you know what you're looking for. And as for her 8 miscarriages, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she had something to do with all eight. Crazy thinks that way, and crazy works that way....
Wouldn’t be surprised if most of them were made up for attention and manipulation. She definitely has a personality disorder…maybe histrionic
The jury: Guilty
Diana: ok, ima faint (slowly)
She’s expert level nuts. That “faint” in the courtroom was 100% fake.
Absolutely! The fakest thing I’ve seen
Do people really faint with their eyes open? lol
And there is always some dummy that has an outburst in court
Malingering.
@@luizathir13en I have fainted with my eyes open but I can tell she was faking it, I was grabbing for things as I fainted and I fell with my eyes open and I couldn’t move for a moment or two but you come back quickly
amazing how she's managed to look like a middle-aged woman since she was 12
😂😂😂😂
A 45 year old robot.
Funny! 😊
I just got a huge confidence boost watching this poor woman struggle through that kitchen deal
Wow, this is crazy. I rented a storage unit to a Lovejoy. The nephew rented it for her, but I had to deal with her, most of the time. She was rude and bossy. I was relieved when she supposedly moved her stuff and I only had to deal with her family. Had no idea about this situation.
Wow.
Rude and bossy isn't surprising.
Did it actually belong to her?
Was it the same person? I don't understand
you realize there are more than one family with the same last name, right?
@bakielh229 Well he said he had to deal with HER. So id assume he's talking about her.
She is simultaneously the blandest and most malignant kind of Karen that I've ever seen in the wild 🧐
I love that UA-cam channel
🤣🤣🤣
Right up there in the epic Karen League!
I just realized this whole time she reminded me of Angela from The Office.. And Weldon was her Dwight in shining armor.
@@rocketamadeus3730 Perfect!!
"I still care for him..." the same woman who falsified a police claim that he sexually abused her and his child.
Isn't that how you "take care" of *your* kids' father?
Funny what people do "for love" LMFAO 😂
Desperate for a mate, any mate.
I know that they're guilty but absolutely insane that they get sentences as high as 50 years for attempted murder and people like Casey Anthony get off from murdering their own daughter! The justice system is bananas
I know. My little sister (21) murderer got only 17 years.
If you have the right defense attorney they can know you are guilty but are smart enough to outwit the prosecution its all a business there’s no standard in war and ive fought plenty
Cash rules the more you have the more power you have
It kills me that this guy was WAY more concerned about everyone knowing that his marksmanship was waaaaayy better than what they were claiming! He's like "BRO, I could circumcise a gnat from 100 yards!! There's no freakin way I would've missed that dude unintentionally!"😂🤣
The bravado is more important than a man's life. It's a shame that some people think that, but facts are facts.
Her "collapse" was as convincing as her cooking...
Actually she has been trying to kill Greg since day one with bad acting and terrible cooking.
“Guilty I ain’t so I think I’ll faint”
I am still trying to figure out how Planters peanuts and Kraft salad dressing go together.
So the expert shooter, shoots him in the chest accidentally, has a poo at the crime scene leaving his dna and cleans himself with a towel he took from her house, leaving her dna. How were they ever caught!
Joggerz have IowlQ. This is typical.
I think this was the premise of the movie "Dumb and Dumber"
"How where"
*wut*
'Has a poo at the crime scene' 🤣
@@velocifero4167 😂😂😂
When she had her fainting spell..the first thing I said to my husband somebody can plot / plan and almost carry out a murder...(so thankful He didn't get killed or his friend).. and that didn't stress her out... What stressed her out was getting found guilty... Unbelievable!.... I think when somebody's a good parent and they get accused of not being a good parent is one of the worst things you can do... 🙏 💕
What about the rhymes?
It’s so nice to have a happy ending for a change I’m glad Greg survived and got to live his life with his son.❤
Ah, going with Homer logic "If I can't hear the verdict, then I can't go to jail!"
I wish you would win something for this comment! :D xo
Lmao
Crazy that the most disturbing part of this case was the cooking show
That show would certainly never get her fame,
especially since she was clearly batshit insane
Yes, I was traumatized by her little comercial
And the pile of poop covered with a towel!
The story is priceless but this particular comment “takes the cake”
Weldon: “It was an aiming error…” but you’re a shooting instructor.
She didnt lie. "I would not be able to take his father away from him" Shes right she knows she wouldnt be able to. Thats why she got someone else to do it. Notice her wording. Shes not saying she didnt want him dead, shes just admitting she herself couldnt do it. May she ferment in a prison
I lost my shyt at "ferment"🤣😂
Good one !! Lol
Maybe she could ferment some fruit in the toilet & make prison wine & buy some peanuts and ramen at the comesarry
Good catch and haha I agree ferment was an amazing choice of words haha literally compost
WOW! After the crocodile tears , look at those gears switch! @ 22 : 40
Damn .. her behaviour is giving me " I'm an alien and I'm trying to blend in with humans" vibes.
The look on her face when the verdict was read then she fell out.....f-ing priceless!
"Diana was having none of it", I'm out" 🥴😂
Very satisfying watching the realisation dawn on her prim "Karen" pinched face that she's screwed.
I haven’t even finished the video yet, but that cooking video is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I’ve ever seen! It’s like a scene cut from The Room.
Or Truman Show
I wouldn't recommend watching the rest of the vid!! Well, I guess it depends on where you are in the story, but you've seen the most entertaining part, that being the cooking show fiasco. Spoiler alert, skip to the court scene for some more great content! As always, Light and Love ~ Yvonne
PAINFUL. MICHAEL SCOTT HAS MORE CARISMA. 😂
Get your spoons ready to throw at her
Oh hi that chapter!
Love it, the fact that he lived, gets sole custody and everything she wanted makes this so so savory
Yeah, it all backfired on her ... Karma??
Sometimes Karma's a bitch. Sometimes she makes you *hers.*
That murder for hire plan gave her ex everything and proved she is the crazy one.
Dammit. The comment they show is the one that spoils the ending. 😆
@@HankBukowski sorry man, I never thought of that..
God I loved when you said "on a moonless night" and the moon in the clip scurries out of the frame xD
I laughed way harder at the "moonless night" gag than I should have..
When she falls over and goes limp in court, that shit's hilarious. It's an art form 👌
Cue the drama!
"Limp" . her head would be a lot more floppy if she was really passed out.
Sort of thing my five year old would do at the store after chocolate denial.
I’d be tossed out for contempt for uncontrollable laughter.
Entitled princess thinks she can blubber and faint her way out of a murder conviction.
Her “fainting” was the most Karen thing she could’ve done 😂😭
"Most Karen thing..." lmao 🤣
Omg 😂😂😂😂 I'm 😂😭😭😭
I would be laughing in court at her😂😂
I actually saw more of a Rhoda kinda thing
Can we stop using the name Karen as a pejorative?
"I can't see s***"! I love your humor. Helps the awful stories be "lighter". Thanks for your hard work Mike! I really enjoy your videos!
The fainting was merely histrionics designed to get sympathy from the court, but that won't work when it comes to sentencing. She should have considered all those things she was moaning about in court prior to the crime.
Weldon’s side eye when she was in court blubbering about how much she loved Greg and respected him.
He wanted to give her an upper cut 😂
Yeah he wasnt having that lol
Hahaha I caught that too.
Like "B**ch please 🙄"
Lol 😆 I would too. Like what happened to being scared for your life biiish
True lol
He wanted his white savior so bad.
I think it's a little unfair Weldon got twice as long as the mastermind behind this killing.
He is a man, they always get heavier sentence.
@@digitalzips my thoughts exactly. A man could get death and a woman could get 15 to life for the exact same crime
@@digitalzips mmmm not necesarily the reason. there have been cases where the opposite happens and the killer gets less than the woman who hired then
@@digitalzips He is black, I think is more of the issue. Not his gender.
@@oliviarichman6035 exactly.
One small thing about UA-camrs that I’ve noticed is that so many are so young that normal jobs don’t seem real to them. Like anything that isn’t a lawyer or racecar driver is boring. Like technical writing?! It’s just an office job. It’s pretty cool as far as office jobs go. And the end product has to meet legal requirements, be easily translatable, tested, etc.
Anyway, this is from a former technical writer who got really into it and is now getting a PhD to research health and safety for environmental issues. Us tech writers watch UA-cam too 😭.
Cheers, my sister is a technical writer. There are all kinds of jobs that sounds weird or boring but are actually lucrative and even fun.
@@smorgensterin4990 oh thanks. I'm a technical writer in medical technology now. Partly remote and the office just handed out new laptops and hardware. Yea, instruction manuals may seem boring but someone has to write them. And turns out, doctors and even engineers are terrible at writing them. So they have no choice but to throw money at office workers who can. And you'd be surprised how many crazy stories influence manuals. I also get to write about medical technology that won't even hit the market for another few years. It's not a death sentence
I lost it and think I woke my neighbor "This...Hu.. Humaaan" ; 'Doesn't that smell nice' . To have that look on her face, like she just gave that food the best love making sesh it's ever had, combined with the level of self - awareness only a chia pet could appreciate, makes for a laugh only jimmy car could appreciate. Love your channel, mate.
Love Jimmy Carr!
Wasn't expecting a killer to be doing cringing rhymes like a rejected version of a Dr.Seuss children's book
I'm just glad that Greg survived and the child still gets to grow up with at least one parent
The right parent - the sane one!
Spoilers
And Diana paid the required toll for burning up that charcoal!
thanks for the spoiler lol i shouldnt have scrolled down to the comments... glad God looked out for him...not to mention this was planned and gunman had full advantage and was an expert at shooting... he was very lucky
@@mechanicalgamer. people that read the comments before watching the video deserve it
I can’t imagine this guy who got sucked into her murder for hire plot is to happy hearing her sob story he literally threw his life away for her
That lock of hair hanging down in her face in the cooking video smacks of a killer in waiting.
Tree things are certain in life. Taxes, death & Mike’s puns.
You mean "tree" things. Lol
Amnesia was YOUR name
@themyofmy she can't remember lol😂
Brilliant !
Of course a dyslexic reads "Texas" instead of taxes. Ha ha. Although I mean both are likely accurate.
I think Dianna deserved more time than Weldon. I feel like their sentences should be the other way round
Exactly!
Weldon thought: "I have to bring about justice. He is abusing her and the police is doing nothing about it."
She thought: "I want to save some money"
Clearly her sentence should have been worse. I guess if the sex were reverse, it would have been the other way around.
It’s probably down to his defense being “I’m a tacti-cool badass sniper, if I wanted to kill him I would have 🔫🔪☠️☠️🔪🔫”
I kinda felt the same way, or at least equal to weldons.
Why don't all murderers get the same lengthy sentence? Some get off much lighter plus in this case the husband lived. I'll never understand the justice system.
Of course a white womans going to get a lighter sentence than a black guy
And here I go on another mike video binge watch.Even if he’s talking about a crime that I already know about it, I always come away with more information and better understanding of what happened. good work Mike
This one is a good one Mike! Good to hear that the victim survived for once! Thank you!
Not many Chapters end with the victim still alive. That's a nice twist.
I hate when people say “this isn’t who I am”. That’s exactly who you are… or at least were for a certain point in your life
Reminds me of Dahlia Dippolito..."I saw what you saw, I heard what you heard...and I am telling you it's not true." Hate that bish
These, Mother are the words of a disconnected psychopath. Who is she trying to convince?
He wasn't on trial for "who he is." He was on trial for WHAT he did. I don't know why people say that line, either.
@@wintergarden7539 I think they’re meaning “I’m not a killer”? All of a sudden they’re worried about people judging them
Just the same, Weldon acted on false information Diana fed him. She set him up.
As an instructor he should have known you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.
"Sacre' bleu'" ....you're so funny & freaking creative!🤣🤣🤣💓
Taking a shit at the dead centre of a crime scene your about to create and leaving it there. What a criminal mastermind.
Her mugshot and mikes “I’m sorry” took me out lmao
same lol 😭
Mike is a legend 🤣
I woke everyone up laughing 😂
Sammee
He’s hilarious lol
"wait, i'm found guilty!" - Time to go into a catatonic state
Her decision to “faint” when the guilty verdict was read shows how she’s used to solving difficulties in life.
She tried defaming her husband, expecting the situation to just resolve with people taking her side.
Low and behold when she ultimately is found guilty for attempting to have him killed, she desperately tries to reclaim her victim status and ease in trying to control the difficult situations she finds herself in.
I proper keeled over in laughter when the moon “retreated” when you said “moonless night”.
Nobody like you, Mike.
That was truly some Monty Python-level shit right there.
🤣🤣🤣
Made my day 🤣🤣🤣
It's those subtle things Mike throws in that makes this channel great!
best
As one of the ugliest and emotionless people in Carlsbad, it’s surprising that she was even able to get someone to marry her let alone kill for her. Both men had to be desperate.
But she’s a great cook!
I really appreciate your second to last sign off. It’s nice to hear. Gives me a warm feeling. Thank you.
I like how you can see her look directly at the table, aiming for the spot, before she “fainted”. That’s not how fainting works. Acting, as seen by her cooking videos and the dramatic “fainting” episode are definitely not her strong suit.
The fake fainting and crocodile tears always get me laughing when the verdict is announced. I really hope Greg finds a new partner who truly loves him and his son
Right? I busted out laughing at that bad possum imitation.
The real crazy part is it worked. She got 26 years and will do around 15 years for planning a murder hiring the guy and driving him there. If I drive a guy to rob a house and my friend gets killed while breaking in I get charged with murder.
its so horrible but i find solace in the fact they still try to fake shit even after they’re caught
she wasn't faking....it was shock....I seen it a lot....some people come back in minutes, hours, some days, few never.
@@ladedalounge nah 100% fake.
She thought that dressing up as a kindergarten teacher during the trial was enough to get her out of trouble.
Pathetic.
You wouldn't hurt a kindergarten teacher...you monster ;_;
I was thinking the same thing!
Yes kindy teacher with a big nose
yea thats typical advice from a defense attorney. any person with any bit of sense can see through that BS
At the end, “crying” but no tears. 🤬
The fainting is the icing on the cake. Video recording is amazing. Someone needs to play that video for her in prison.
Jason's a hero. He's a good man for going with Greg.
He litterally saved his life. The guy shooted only when discovered in the bush.He was frozen until there.He clearly was confused by the presence of the other person and didn't want to act because it was too risky killing him too. He was convinced to kill because of the pussy and fake abusing allegations. That's why he aimed and tried just to kill the ex husband but propably the friend helping him in moving back to the car made it very difficult.Then he handled very fast the telephone call for help
No! THEY SHOULD NOT GO OUT ON A STRANGERS PHONE CALL! PERIOD!
Ya he likely wouldn’t have survived being out in the middle of nowhere
I remember this story. That cooking video was cringe. She has the personality of a robot.
Yeh, charisma isn't exactly her strong point, lol.
Robots are more fun lol.. she's just as bland as that quick meal she was making.
An emotionless sociopath.
@@millsmami Thanks for that. My mind immediately went to something inappropriate.
@@mozzerianmisanthrope406 🤣
@Mike, sir, your creativeness to take a serious murder-for-hire plot and inject humor about “how stupid can you get?” - really hilarious, man 😅. Keep up the good research and the good work.
"I would never miss a target from that range, I was missing on purpose"
"I hit him on accident, it was an aiming error"
that's seems like a glaring contradiction. too good to miss, not good enough to miss. reality: he wasn't the crack shot he thought he was, and that fact probably hurt him more than the prison sentence.
That shit happens so often, when one partner accuses the other of sexually assaulting the kids to win a custody battle! I mean what sort of psycho do you have to be to do that?
My biomom 🤪
Luckily, my dad won the custody battle
A woman
I suspect it isn't their own idea so much as it is the advice of their counsel. It happens frequently, the sexual assault allegations.
Yup. So apparently knew it was going on all this time-but never decided to report it till they split. Real believable.
@@TheBioBoner that's crazy 😳 hope you guys are doing well
Edit at 8:45 made me 🤣
Moon rises.
“It was a moonless night…”
Moon: ‘ope!
That was funny 😁
lol
I loved that lol
I bet she fainted when Weldon told her he missed the kill shot!!! No remorse until she got the verdict crazy😮
She looks to me like she actually fainted. It doesn't mean she's innocent, it just means she realized her life is over.
Imagine how evil and terrible you have to be to accuse that poor man of all those horrible things and then try to murder him. They need to put her below the prison.
I have had something similar done to me for reporting an environmental crime to Oregon DEQ.
The crazy part is how many people will continue to believe lies without a conviction, charges, or even an investigation...
Mrs. Lovejoy should have received a life without parole sentence, for being the sociopath she clearly is. As for the tool, he probably would learn his lesson in five to ten, but I honestly wonder if that was his first rodeo???
Yeah, my ex accused me of all kinds of impropriety and creepy stuff, in the long run I got the kids and my kids have decided not to ever see their biological mother and have not for eight years now. Now that's some demonstration of what a creep and monster she is. I know personally how far people can go when they want their way. It is estimated that one in 30 people in our general population has sociopathic tendencies. It's likely only to get worse......
"I've got some documents that I want to give you". "Ok go ahead and mail them to me". "How about I tape them to a pole out in the middle of nowhere?" "Sounds good I'll get my flashlight"
Right? I’m not going to some remote location in the middle of the night for some papers some random ass said he had for me! It’s a toss up if I’d even go in broad daylight. Scan that mess and email it to me!
Yeah
but in the end Greg won big
I wouldn't have went
@Steve Vaughan definitely, cause that biggo sniper tried to warm him
If you just wanted to scare him you would use blanks.
Or shoot into the ground.
The fact that he was hit in the armpit means Wheldon was aiming at him. It also means that he could have accidentally killed up to 5 other people if he was on flat ground and there were other people within a few hundred yards.
Honestly a much better defense would have been to say that he asked Diana to load the rifle with blanks (or that he loaded it and she had access to it) and she slipped a live round in. Assuming the other 5 bullets were never found. It also depends on the rifle used. If it was gas operated you'd need wadding to create pressure to cycle the gas system, but its better than his "aiming error from an expert marksman" defense.
This biotch makin' tech writers look bonkers... (Mike, I loved the "moonless night" bit around 8:47 where the moon sinks back down... very nice touch)
Weldon could have said that he was manipulated by Diana but he just couldn't admit that he took a bad shot (at a running man). Heaven forbid that anybody think that he was a bad marksman.
"It was an aiming error. Had I wanted to shoot him in the chest, I would have been off by maybe 2 inches. No way I'd hit him in the armpit"...... Bravo sir! Lol
Right!
@@joerausch5756 It just leaves me wondering what he’s trying to claim he was actually shooting at…the guy’s armpit? Lol
Yep. Two running men? During a dark, moonless night? Not knowing which was the proper target? That's why he fired multiple times.
@@joerausch5756 i know right like that only gives us more reason to want him locked away 😂
"I'm such a good marksman If I wanted to kill him I would have... I only hit him with the 'warning shot' because I missed."
What a defense.
missing is rhe easiest thing to do with a gun
Hardly the best self-defence in court, right!
Might honestly be one of the worst lines of defense I’ve ever heard in my life. Lol
Yes, exactly.
warning shot for an unarmed man... like even then it still makes no sense lol
Nope. That food video wasn't awkward. At all. I got second hand embarrassment for her. Tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist! LOL!!
17:50 Soooooo hoped you'd show Old Gregg from Might Boosh. 😂 "I'm Old Greggggggggggg!!"