So just to clarify; Some random naked old dude came running in, throwing cheese everywhere, assaulted Nazeem, got knocked out, killed a dragon, some crooked cops arrested him, got thrown in jail, broke out, went to another town, bought some clothes, came back, killed Nazeem, placed him in front of a tree, smiled, and then flew off his very sore nosed deer...
@@zacharywiggins9660 Back when skyrim released people put buckets over NPCs heads so they could empty out their stores. The NPCs vision gets blocked by the items too.
@@cqrcin0 you do realize that rhyming works spoken and has no meaning with spelling, pony and bologna rhyme, and are not spelt anything like each other.
I expected a funny mod showcase with cheese and instead got a masterpiece of a Christmas story written entirely in rhyme with cheese simply being an accepted fact.
Guard: "Sir, do you have any idea who could have possibly broken into your house and stolen your clothes?" Nazeem: *Navigates through the 500lbs. of cheese scattered on his front porch* "I have a hunch..."
The sound muffling at 3:44-3:54 was a stroke of genius. 😆 Well done. (For those who don't know, the game doesn't do it, he added it in the video editor)
@@shekelboob I should be giving you the stink eye cause your mind went somewhere perverse regarding a child and cheese, two of the most unsexy things ever.
It’s honestly funnier like that, like during a show where the main character is calmly talking while some guy in the back gets thrown out the window or something
For a moment, I was wondering what happened to the cheese, then just as the door is opening, you can see the peeking out above the door, and I just burst out laughing
I genuinely don't know how but for a second I completely forgot about the cheese because I was getting so invested in the story so when that reveal hit me I released a horrible screech of delight
Now...I'm not sure where Doug got this military-grade computing behemoth, capable of rendering not only Skyrim, but infinite cheese entities WHILE streaming with next to no lag......but I want it.
Ironically, I use a laptop. I have over 120 mods (20 of them heavily scripted), over 15 character files, memory's almost full, and Skyrim still runs quite well
I think my favourite part was actually Santa, in jail, forgetting he's canonically a master thief and instead opting to break out of his cell using cheese.
@@Salnax Por qué no los dos? Lol (Tbh, I was mostly thinking about the one TAZ Candlenights liveshow where Griffin was like, "huh, Santa would be a rogue, wouldn't he. Okay then.")
Gather round Children, for here a Christmas Story, A story of sorrow, joy, and also Santa's Glory, But this Christmas Story has in it quite a twist, It is about Santa giving gifts, and also his fists. He gives off Christmas cheer, with every second passes. He gives cheese to the nice, and whoop the naughty their asses. And behind the Shadows, the naughtiest conspires, Twas The Evil Nazeem and his deadly desires. Beaten and captured, but Santa still stands, Santa won't yield till he gives Nazeem these hands. Santa traversed and regained powers lost, So now he'll end Nazeem, no matter the cost. In Whiterun Nazeem idles and loiters around, No idea of the danger, that Santa's hands abounds. Santa charged Nazeem and struck the first blow, He gave Nazeem death, painful and slow. And with that, oh Children, our story ends here. Have a Merry Christmas and spread cheese and good cheers!
The guys a ghost, no one even knew he was there. The only reason we know he exists is because of the local “high” elves that saw him hit an adventurer in the knee with an arrow
To be fair skyrim cheese is just a simple mesh consisting of mostly squares and a flat texture. It's actually the collisions and physics that are doing the most damage
@@AjarTadpole7202 Well, this wouldn't be the best example, though. Personally I think "wait, who is that?" would flow better there, the "the fuck" kind of throws off the rhythm. P.S. Of course, I'm aware this is a joke, I'm just stating an observation.
You can’t even burn cheese to get rid of it irl, only store it for later Case in point: The united states having caves of unused cheese in Rocky Mountains because they subsidized cheese production in the 40s far beyond actual demand
PTSD stands for post-traumatic stress disorder in your case, that would be pre-traumatic stress disorder, which doesn't exist and unless you're a time traveler, is very much not possible
Absolute classic, I watch it every year And every single time, it brings christmas cheer! And santa was gone, without a cough, whiff, or sneeze. The only thing left.. was all his cheese.
"We know, historically, that Saint Nicholas just beats the shit out of heretics, so... that's our plan, we're a melee build" Saint Nick as Berserker in Fate confirmed
wait it's september
yes
DougDoug love the video
Ye ua-cam.com/video/0iR_1InAvmY/v-deo.html and you failed the no cheese September
yep
Fart
Santa: why is nobody celebrating Christmas?
Everyone in the cart: because it’s October tomorrow
I've never seen so many likes without a single reply
@@trenthamilton8592 and you had to ruin it?
Jee that’s a lotta cheese Cheesus
Damn you beat me to it!
*the miracle before halloween*
Can we appreciate the fact that Doug wrote a 14 min long poem about Santa's lost Robe
I thought you were kidding when I started watching this....
And punching Naseem in the face. Always worthwhile.
@@therealfriday13th *Nazeem
cheese
i love how the NPCs voices just slowly get muffled as they’re smothered by cheese
If they added enough detail they could have made them suffocate in cheese over time as the ultimate weapon.
699th like
*Yummy*
@@thatguynamedgeorge9218 YES
Sounds like a blursed version of an among us kill animation
4:20 just him jumping through a pool of cheese saying "i have no idea if the child is alive" is one of the greatest things my eyes have witnessed
Your life must be sad
@@mryellow9655 it is
And with that timestamp too lmao
The greatest thing your ears have witnessed as well
"now it's time to leave, without leaving a trace"
Well apart from the cheese, all over the place.
eeeyyy i see what you did there
Cheesus christ 😂
ayyyyyyy XD
Poetry.
@glitchon I love this comment-
The sheer panic in his voice when he says “THERES A CHILD IN HERE?” is comedy gold.
He sounded like a monster from monster's inc.
The door opening on the Draugr door and cheese just pours out is great
Not really
@@sebastianb1910 oh hey mr joke killer nice to meet u
IT KILLED ME, I mentally saw a pair of kids limbs poking out from the mountain of cheese 🤣
So just to clarify;
Some random naked old dude came running in, throwing cheese everywhere, assaulted Nazeem, got knocked out, killed a dragon, some crooked cops arrested him, got thrown in jail, broke out, went to another town, bought some clothes, came back, killed Nazeem, placed him in front of a tree, smiled, and then flew off his very sore nosed deer...
Good plot summary, thank you
I believe you have the gist of it!
yes.
Even more shortly: Drugs
yeah
I love how Santa just goes all the way to solitude instead of just taking his clothes from the evidence chest.
Me too
Where's the drama in that?? 😅 I love that he punched the shopkeeper in her face I hate her lol
I love how the voices get muffled when the cheese covers them.
guy:sir we can't let you in with that outfit
santa; I can give you some CHEESE
guy:go on in
I didn't even realize that was an actual thing until now, because who else manages to cover an NPC in items?
@@zacharywiggins9660 Back when skyrim released people put buckets over NPCs heads so they could empty out their stores. The NPCs vision gets blocked by the items too.
I came looking for this comment. 🤣
Realism.
Alternate ending:
"Santa rode off, his eyes sparkling agleam,
'Merry Christmas to all, unless you're Nazeem!"
*sparkled with glee.
I was getting it to rhyme :l
@@Rivulet_Enjoyer it almost rhymes (like most of this video), and sounds much better when you say it out loud instead of reading it.
Perfect!!
@@cqrcin0 you do realize that rhyming works spoken and has no meaning with spelling, pony and bologna rhyme, and are not spelt anything like each other.
I expected a funny mod showcase with cheese and instead got a masterpiece of a Christmas story written entirely in rhyme with cheese simply being an accepted fact.
Honestly, I expected the same. This video turned out better than I expected.
The best Christmas story ever made
You don't know doug - his 'mod showcases' are always hilarious and usually nonsensical.
me too
Truly a masterpiece
an absolute classic.
I watch this every year.
Same
Same.
Let me remind you not to miss out this year
Guard: "Sir, do you have any idea who could have possibly broken into your house and stolen your clothes?"
Nazeem: *Navigates through the 500lbs. of cheese scattered on his front porch* "I have a hunch..."
Guard: That's great! Although... it's time for my lunch. **sits down and eats the cheese**
Nics pfp
@@catbatrat1760 I love how that ryhmed, with the commetn
@@lonkzelda7871 Hee hee, yes! ^w^
8:04
I love how it slowly opens, making it look climactic, but it's a bunch of cheese and it starts spilling out the door
DougDoug’s expression as he notices the cheese behind the door is fricking gold.
If he waited longer it would be flying out
This was the weirdest video I have watched today but seeing a swole Santa Claus spreading cheese has increased my girth
i think ur lying i need photo evidence
who the hell are u
Diskill ikr lmao why does he have a check mark
send proof or fake
@@v1be198 because he's a youtuber with 250k subs
The sound muffling at 3:44-3:54 was a stroke of genius. 😆 Well done.
(For those who don't know, the game doesn't do it, he added it in the video editor)
I thought that when I heard it as well
Also 7:08
This is surprisingly lore-friendly if you consider your character to be a champion of sheogorath
Fool it’s Santa. He’s his own champion!
And the CHEESE!!! to die for ..
This calls for a CELEBRATION!!!
Why is this true
He already said it was Santa. Santa is Elder Scrolls canon.
What I expected: haha cheese
What I got: the most heartwarming Christmas tale of all time
Yeah a story about Santa punching people to death
@@teamdiamondraptors986 merry Christmas
*_deck_* the halls with boughs of holly
@@bap3227 lol
@@teamdiamondraptors986 a great story to tell to my children if I'll ever have them
"We know, historically, that Saint Nicholas just beats the shit out of heretics, so... that's our plan, we're a melee build"
Could have gotten the Gloves of the Peuglist is from riften
In the DC wiki or whatever one of his special abilities are guns
Yeah this checks out For sure
@@Darth_Supaku Coulda also taken Fists of Steel
@@gamingcinema3210 He’s fought Deathstroke before so he’s a pretty solid combatant
8:07 the *_cheese_* vault. Just what we needed.
Doug's expressions from shock to glee during that scene made it all the more magical lol
Vault 1225; All subjects were forced to eat cheese and ONLY cheese. Was otherwise an OK place to live.
When Alvor’s voiced muffled due to the pile of cheese surrounding him is when I realized I should like this video and subscribe
same
Time stamp
3:46
you werent the only one XD
I shit my pants laughing when it went all muffled, I honestly didn't think it would do that xD
Santa panicking cause there's a child buried in his cheese is so weirdly perfectly in character.
🤨
@@shekelboob I should be giving you the stink eye cause your mind went somewhere perverse regarding a child and cheese, two of the most unsexy things ever.
@@sokumotanaka9271 oh so now IM the bad guy 🙄
@@shekelboob Man out of 468 ppl you gotta start something, go touch grass. Didn't even do nothing to you XD
@@shekelboob Ew.
If this ain’t considered a Christmas movie Idk what is
jokes aside, the script itself is incredible
this feels like an actual christmas story istg
i love it when UA-camrs put effort in their videos
@@Маккензи002 Hope so because he had to go on hiatus for burnout not long after
@@EricLS ye fair enough man
The rhymes make up 90% of the mood
Once Awesome Sauce heard the rhymes, he said: ‘this is good’
But sadly quite few of them were about food
Yes
Blast Tyrant but although the rhymes about food were seldom, at least Skyrim’s Christmas, could taste freedom
and who knew he could rhyme this good?
i love how the cheese has little to nothing to do with the plot
It’s honestly funnier like that, like during a show where the main character is calmly talking while some guy in the back gets thrown out the window or something
@@specialism640 real Police Squad/Naked Gun vibes
The cheese played a key part in Santa's great prison break. It was essential in the quest to save Skyrim's Christmas cheer
@@specialism640 so like the Midnight Gospel?
You could say, that it was only used for some cheesy one-liner.
Are we gonna recognize exactly how skilled this mans is to make everything rhyme
have you ever tried rhyming before? it's not really that difficult...
@@stoopidapples1596 it is for 14 minutes straight
@@stoopidapples1596 and had to form a coherent story
8:07 I love this. Just the door opening to reveal a fountain of cheese.
if I opened a door and saw that I'd just leave.
For a moment, I was wondering what happened to the cheese, then just as the door is opening, you can see the peeking out above the door, and I just burst out laughing
The expressions on his face really makes it
@@britishaxolotl I'd grab it lmao cheese wheels heal alot
I genuinely don't know how but for a second I completely forgot about the cheese because I was getting so invested in the story so when that reveal hit me I released a horrible screech of delight
"It's a Christmas miracle! Santa broke out of jail!" Well, there is something I never thought I'd hear today.
Now...I'm not sure where Doug got this military-grade computing behemoth, capable of rendering not only Skyrim, but infinite cheese entities WHILE streaming with next to no lag......but I want it.
You do know military-grade means cheap, right?
I have a powerful PC and yet, this 10 year old game runs at 20-30 fps for me.
@@scanbbb he is looking for medical grade if im correct
"Military-grade" also known as "Good enough"
Ironically, I use a laptop. I have over 120 mods (20 of them heavily scripted), over 15 character files, memory's almost full, and Skyrim still runs quite well
The fact that it spawns it during cutscenes is the best thing ever
DougDougs channel:
1% otters
10% cheese
20% speedboosts
100% rhyme god
1000% Food
That's 131%
@@AGrayPhantom him being a rhyme god isnt in opposition of the other things so it makes sence
AGrayPhantom bruh
30% bad a t math
I think my favourite part was actually Santa, in jail, forgetting he's canonically a master thief and instead opting to break out of his cell using cheese.
Which canon, Skyrim or Christmas?
@@Salnax Por qué no los dos? Lol
(Tbh, I was mostly thinking about the one TAZ Candlenights liveshow where Griffin was like, "huh, Santa would be a rogue, wouldn't he. Okay then.")
Well, Santa is fully capable of breaking into your house to deliver presents. I doubt even Esbern would be safe.
Was that rhyme on purpose?
@@thepraetorian2368 what rhyme?
11:18 I can't believe DougDoug _literally_ cheesed his way out of jail.
lol best comment
lol best comment
lol best comment
lol best comment
lol best comment
This is still my favorite Christmas video of all time.
A Chistmas Tale, written by Sheogorath, Deadric Prince of Madness
Sheogorath is best pony!
I can so see that
Cheese! Cheese for everyone!
Ayyy 400
It's a total Sheogorath type of gift to someone who likes cheese.🤣
I swear, Christmas decorations come earlier every year.
Yeah I’m confused why everything is covered in cheese too
We dont take some down we just changed the color
I'm just searching for Halloween stuff why must I hear Jingle Bell every store?
Santa was fed up and wants to rule every month
And leave even later
I'm going to tell my kids that this was the first Christmas.
Same.
I already have. That wasnt yalls first thought?
I already did 😎
Yes eevee what's your next upload not to be rude?
Same.
Gather round Children, for here a Christmas Story,
A story of sorrow, joy, and also Santa's Glory,
But this Christmas Story has in it quite a twist,
It is about Santa giving gifts, and also his fists.
He gives off Christmas cheer, with every second passes.
He gives cheese to the nice, and whoop the naughty their asses.
And behind the Shadows, the naughtiest conspires,
Twas The Evil Nazeem and his deadly desires.
Beaten and captured, but Santa still stands,
Santa won't yield till he gives Nazeem these hands.
Santa traversed and regained powers lost,
So now he'll end Nazeem, no matter the cost.
In Whiterun Nazeem idles and loiters around,
No idea of the danger, that Santa's hands abounds.
Santa charged Nazeem and struck the first blow,
He gave Nazeem death, painful and slow.
And with that, oh Children, our story ends here.
Have a Merry Christmas and spread cheese and good cheers!
I love this
"I hope you're not lactose intolerant"
*Sobbing*
Same :(
How do I always find a comment saying exactly what the dude says as soon as I see it, how the fuck
I don't care eat until you die
@@alexbowlin7044 OH GOD
@@360foxgamerz2 same and its creepy
That part when he cheesed his way out of jail was truly magnificent.
Ha ha
You could say this video was really cheesy.
That joke was also magnificent.
Good thing too, he would have drowned in cheese
This is art
"Without leaving a trace"
(house is flooded with cheese)
No-one will suspect a thing.
Pretty common thing around these parts.
@@steirqwe7956 fax I lived here for 3 decades now
Whiterun is in modern day Wisconsin
Sneak: *100*
The guys a ghost, no one even knew he was there. The only reason we know he exists is because of the local “high” elves that saw him hit an adventurer in the knee with an arrow
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a cheese winter
This is underrated
I love how the plot was too good that i kept forgetting the cheese
Cheese
Cheesus Christ
Cheesus cheriest
The writing probably took so long that he’s 10 months behind
I love how alvors house nearly killed him with cheese damage
Happened at the start when Alduin attacked.
But he also has infinite cheese health, so really if he were to die it'd be by choice
"Goddamn, that cheese almost killed me."
Yeah ikr I wonder if he can take out enemy’s like that 😂
"cheese damage" is my new favorite phrase
That moment when the puzzle door opened had to be the absolute highlight for me.
The "It's a Christmas miracle! Santa broke out of jail!" it's a phrase i thought i would never hear
With context is 100x weirder lol he used freaking cheese
I think there was an animated movie where st nick was put in prison because something something jealousy and toys are illegal. It was weird
@@croakcrash I am fairly sure it was a claymation
not only is this hilarious, but the fact that your game didnt lag at all despite the thousands of cheese wheels it had to load in is amazing
LIKE WHAT FUCKIN COMPUTER DOES MY BOY HAVE?!?
He had several crashes during the stream that he didn't include
It's a Christmas miracle!
Probarly his friend doug paid for
To be fair skyrim cheese is just a simple mesh consisting of mostly squares and a flat texture. It's actually the collisions and physics that are doing the most damage
If 10 cheese wheels spawn every second it will only take 35 seconds for you to have spawned more cheese wheels than are in the base game
there needs to be more cheese in skyrim. someone make a mod that replaces all food with cheese!
@@monodragon CHEEEESE FOR EVERRRRRYONE !
Theres 350 cheese???
ive gotta ask, did u just happen to know exactly how many cheese wheels where in the whole game? 😂
@@danvez5656 i think there are data out there that tells you the numbers of each item that exist in the game
I love how escaping jail is literally a part in one of the most popular Christmas movies
"I've been leaking cheese into the downstairs this whole time!"
Story of my life
My favourite part was the dragon claw door. When it opened, there was just a vault of cheese sitting behind it that came spilling out.
That sentence destroyed me 😂
this is the only sentence I could think of that would rhyme.
/r/BrandNewSentence
So that’s how Santa enter the houses at night. He cheese-warp.
Imagine how bad skyrim is going to smell when all the cheese spoils in a week
skyrims also really cold
"Worst of them all, Whiterun,
Oh Gods, did it reek."
I think you mean ages finely
That is to say if there is any cheese left after consumption
I consider it a win in regards to fertilizer for farms
Is it weird that i want another Skyrim christmas santa adventure?
No
we all want that
"Why is nobody celebrating christmas"
Nazeem: **Dresses for the holiday's**
Doug doug: *Y O U D I E !*
He didn’t dress for the holiday he stole the holiday
But it’s Nazeem so it’s fine
@@tastegamingsucks3240 true
Holidays*
@@johnathanegbert9277 Late+ratio+didn't ask
*"Oh no, someone's attacking!"*
Don't worry, I'll just summon my wall of cheese to protect us...
True men throw the cheez at there Enemies
gay
Ah yes, any skyrim speedrunner would recognise the jail cheese skip
Why would a skyrim speesrunner get jailed
@@delet3999 Obviosuly for jail skip. If you don't even know jail skip you haven't seen a true Skyrim speedrun.
@@delet3999 i mean getting jailed is a fast way to get to Dragonsreach at the start of the game
You could say that he really *cheesed* the game.
9:35 OMG, so instead of "Fus-Rho-Dah", your shout was "Ho-Ho-Ho"? 🤣 Bruh! This just made it 10x better, lmao.
Nobodys talking about how his pc hardly ever had a lag spike
Lol
It's just Skyrim.
@@Darches with like a thousand fuckin mods
Doug Doug's computer doesn't chug chug
Bruh, the only guy that actually points it out
When the christmas trees are being sold before October
The nearby walmart is actually selling christmas decorations
It just gets earlier every year, soon they'll be selling Christmas decorations in June
*christmas cheese
You should google christmas in the philippines
Its October on the east coast now
He literally cheesed his way out of jail
Ba dum, tsssss.
underrated comment
@@wawadu2117 thanks!
only doug doug could do that
Finding out that this video came out in September was the absolute cherry on top
“And now we leave without leaving a trace”
Hundreds of cheeses spawn in...
conausome123 can’t find clues when your hose is just a box of cheese
They're not out of place.
never heard that the police can recover evidence from within cheese.
Everyone: *Getting super excited for Halloween season*
DougDoug: Here's a Christmas video
It’s spooky time BOIs
"Santa beat the shit out of heretics"
Excuse me,
*he what*
he'll beat them all, the whole lot!
The Real Saint Nicholas would just beat up people who disagreed with him
@@ItFoundMe He'd beat up GODLESS *HERETICS* you mean.
@@cynabrum *people who disagreed (because there is no god😜)
@@GracefullyHigh God loves you, you know? :)
the best part of this was learning that saint nicholas straight-up hit a guy out of sheer annoyance
4:46
"he ran through the streets,
spreading cheese with a flash,
until out in the market,
wait who the fuck is that?"
Poems like these are why swearing should be allowed in schools
Poetry at it's finest
I died when I got to that part, I was cracking up so much.
@@AjarTadpole7202 Well, this wouldn't be the best example, though. Personally I think "wait, who is that?" would flow better there, the "the fuck" kind of throws off the rhythm.
P.S. Of course, I'm aware this is a joke, I'm just stating an observation.
God. Can you imagine having to clean up after a dragon had breathed fire all over that melted cheese?
You'd have a fondue ocean.
It’d be a enough to fill up every body of water in and around Tamriel
just make grilled cheese sandwiches
@@Varaluvscats w h a t ?
Mmmmm…🧀
You can’t even burn cheese to get rid of it irl, only store it for later
Case in point: The united states having caves of unused cheese in Rocky Mountains because they subsidized cheese production in the 40s far beyond actual demand
"why no one celebrates christmas?" probably cause everyone has ptsd and is afraid of the C H E E S E
@Finn Spooner ok buddy
@Finn Spooner it's November
PTSD stands for post-traumatic stress disorder
in your case, that would be pre-traumatic stress disorder, which doesn't exist and unless you're a time traveler, is very much not possible
*jmeno The video has a man spawning 10 cheese wheels every second and your telling me time travel is out of the question here?
@@jmeno8652
As someone who suffers from extreme PTSD
No one gives a shit.
even after 2 years this is still a masterpiece
Can we just appreciate the fact that Doug Doug just made a Skyrim’s children book! He’s a real Dr. Sues
Bobfrey Joniam it doesn’t. I’m comparing them😑
Bobfrey Joniam lol my bad then
Doug already has PTSD from the 10 pound cheese wheel, give him some slack
Can't give him slack but Santa can give him cheese!
But despite Doug’s plea, the cheese had come back.
It may not be a Merry Christmas spirit without Doug Doug was inside Santa's sack
I can only imagine what the this in-game would look like after 400 hours of gameplay, just mountains of yellow everywhere.
thats 14.400.000 pieces of cheese
it would look like this:
*skyrim is not responding.*
The game would’ve decided it had enough well before then.
Perhaps a mod where NPC's can eat one of those wheels for a meal? That would help.
Yeah,
Like a 1/10 chance that they eat the cheese when it’s right in front of them
Always a heartwarming ending when Nazeem gets what's coming to him.
i love how the cheese is completely unnecessary to the story.
It just makes rhymes and puns easier
the cheese broke him out of jail, it is necessary.
Yeah lol
Makes it better
@@goldenegg7447 He also used it to make some cash.
This is unironically the best Christmas story I've heard in a while
He said with a chuckle, and a bit of a smile
@@toast6375 until I realize, I'm sinile-
@@manwithgun9768 LMAO
@@toast6375 "LMAO" "he cried, but he couldn't understand a thing, for he has the power of *100000* PING"
Gives hallmark a run for their money, it’s epic, it’s intense but most of all it’s funny.
it's weird to see this much cheese without hearing "spawning cheese"
exactly
"Spawning Cheese..." Welp you said it
@@sarruamei7862 they typed it
Jeez...
And then watching Doug suffer to gouda
Absolute classic,
I watch it every year
And every single time, it brings christmas cheer!
And santa was gone, without a cough, whiff, or sneeze.
The only thing left.. was all his cheese.
them: what's your favorite Christmas Movie?
me: its um, complicated,,,
Short Answer; Skyrim with cheese wheels every 10 seconds : The Remix ft. DougDoug
Long Answer; it’s um, complicated...
lol
It really isn't though
The best sentence of all time, “we know st. Nicholas beats the shit out of heretics, So we’re a melee build” 😂😂
Sheogorath: "You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. It was a marvelous time. Butterflies, blood, a fox, a severed head, and the CHEESE!"
that isn't even the weirdest sentence I've heard today
To *DIE* for!
next time make it rhyme PLEASE!
CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!
It might be weird to admit, but its be come a mini tradition to watch this video for me
This is how Skyrim was meant to be played.
Much agreed
*this is how Christmas was meant to be played
ITS TIEM TO PLAY THE BEST GTA V IN YOUR GODAMN LIFE
Yes
Nice reference
Alternative title: Santa solves Tamriel's hunger crisis.
and the tamriel constipation crisis begins
except for the lactose intolerant
Directly replacing it with the Tamriel Cheese Plague™ as the rodent and insect population booms and all the uneatten cheese starts rotting
@@RiazGT Skyrim cheese doesn’t rot, what are you on about?
@@RiazGT Then they get to eat the rodents and bugs
Confirmed: Santa is an agent of Sheogorath.
"CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!"
What are you talking about? Santa IS Sheogorath.
Wait! Cheese for no one. We still got work to do.
@@joelhaggis5054 only when he talks to his own statue.
"Do you mind? I'm busy doing the Fish Stick. It's a very delicate state of mind!"- Lord Sheogorath
Oh thank you divines bless youre kind heart
14:04 I cried in this moment, truly the best Christmas story
Suck it Rudolph
“And now we leave without leaving a trace.”
- DougDoug, while filling a house with 3567 cheese rolls.
Why is that not a multiple of ten?
He took some
Sarah Mellinger Beautiful.
@Rosalina Mayers The npc stole some
No because some were lost in the endless void after merging together to make a cheese roll singularity.
I like that the cheese was marked “steal” when in prison.
The real christmas spirit was the cheese we made along the way
No
Yes
Bruh
We wish you a Merry Stilton, we wish you a Merry Stilton, we wish you a Merry Stilton and an Edam New Year!
And watching it all, Sheogorath did grin
"Now this seems like great fun, old man, count me in!"
The silence in the wagon when the cheese was just falling was entirely too funny
Best part by far
"We know, historically, that Saint Nicholas just beats the shit out of heretics, so... that's our plan, we're a melee build" Saint Nick as Berserker in Fate confirmed
I wanna fucking see that so bad now.
Big brained
Fate Christmas
"SWIFT IS HEAVEN'S JUDGEMENT!"
Or you could just be santa karna where you're a saber for some reason but you do mostly just beat the shit out of people
14:36 lmao the ending-
"Poor bastard's better off."
...
*"No lollygaggin'"*
This is the most heart touching story I’ve ever witnessed.. bravo.. bravo.. 😢
All I can think of his how Helgen would be covered in melted cheese...
Mmmmmmm 😋
@@obi-wank-enobi hello there
And we heard, as Kris Kringle rode off in his sleigh:
"THIS IS HOW SKYRIM WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED!"
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genius
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DougDoug is literally just Sheogorath. You can't convince me otherwise.
I got one word for it *cheese*
Sheogorath is just DougDoug
CHEESE!! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
pfft. you're insane.
Wait who is jigalag then
8:12 Doug opened the door
Beeming with dairy glee
Seeing Gouda as far
As the eye could see