Cats Greet Owner After Two Months Away
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- Опубліковано 26 лис 2013
- You know all those videos of dogs greeting their owners after they've been away? You ever wish there was a video of cats greeting their owners? Now you have one. You're welcome world.
Note: A lot of people are jumping to conclusions, asking why I left the cats alone for two months. Just to clarify, I was gone for two months. The cats had a sitter staying at the house. They were never alone. I didn't realize I'd need to clarify that, but there you go. - Домашні улюбленці та дикі тварини
That cat in the beginning was like “ well look who came crawling back”
true😂
😂😂😂
Same I thought lol
Lolzzz
"hooman didn't feed me for 2 months!"
Cats: I've never seen this man in my life..
Hey I'm just a random guy
Man: you're my pet
Cat: adopted
they recognize scents more than anything else! the reason they're so nonchalant is because he's been away for 2 months, and smells completely different to them. it's kinda like when you bring a cat back from the vet, the other cats treat the one that went to the vet like a stranger, because they smell completely different due to all the different animals and people at the vet
@@abyssalplanes it's a meme
@@abyssalplanes r/whoosh
They’re definitely matching his overwhelming enthusiasm
I was thinking the same thing I tapped on this video expecting the owner to be like “OHH HOW I MISSED ALL YOU MY BABIES” but nope it’s the most serious sounding asshole the cats can’t even be happy he’s back lol
I mean, I’m sure a lot of people don’t get all baby-voice with their pets. I don’t, maybe others do, it’s really just what type of person you are.
Yea you can tell he doesn’t do much with them
@@rezdt4197 🤦🏿🤦🏿bruh not everyone moves like that …in Africa a pet is a pet they don’t lick me or eat from the same plate nor sleep on my bed .
Hahahaha yes
My cat can hear me coming up the stairs when I come home & usually greets me at the door.
I was recently gone for 3 weeks and she was stuck to me, literally on or next to me for days after. She’s purring next to my head as I type. She’s my best friend.
was she adopted from the street?
Did you have someone care for her while you were away or did you have a automatic feeder for her?
Im about to go on vacation for a week and I dont know what my little Siamese is going to do without me. She is always on my hip already. Part of me doesnt want to leave and part of me wants that return home love I will get
Huh, what breed is she?
She wants food.
Owner: I've been away two months he'll surely greet me!
Cat: ... I see that the rumors of your death were unfounded.
Sorry to disappoint you
Underrated comment
I turned this from 777 likes to 778 :)
cats : day 3008. the human slave has finally returned to MY ABODE. who does this peasant think he is? i dont remember at any given moment us giving him permision to stop feeding us! oh well, if he leaves again death shall be certain.....
Best comment! :D Read it with Tywin Lannister voice in my head.
Cats: hold on a minute sir we're going to need some identification
Alright sir, It’s you. Access granted.
*CAT PURRING INTENSIFIED*
The cats was smelling the owner cause cats leaves their smell
R3 Gaming fax
I‘m crying
I remember when I first came home from my first year of university away. I saw my old cat Orion who’s been around my whole life and was then quite old. He sniffed me and moved on. I was a little insulted but by night time in my old bedroom he jumped right up into my bed and curled up right against my head and shoulder on my pillow. Sometimes they’re just too proud to admit they missed you.
Or he was just so offended that you left that he needed to give you a little taste of your own medicine.
When I was a boy, 50 years ago, I loved our cat dearly, and we all did.
Now, every year we went on summer holiday for 3 weeks, and a neighbor took care of the cat.
When we returned, we greeted our pet, but he went into the garden, and sat there for some three hours, with his back turned towards the house.
Then he started melting, forgave us and everything was good again.
Repeated every summer until he died..
😘
“Man greets his owner after 2 months away”
Damn. Hahah
Omgggg 🤣
Speaking *FAX* here
Hahahahaha LMAO
@@FlabbyTabby Owner*
Long pause because the cat had to verify if he was his owner
Dank Matter reCATcha. See what i did there? No? Okay...
Dolphinboss23 good one!
Dolphinboss23 nah mate , i see, good one !
no it was verifying if it gave a fuck, the answer was food.
Dank Matter 😂😂 right
I'm impressed that three cats were able to keep a house that clean while you were away for two months!
There was probably a cat sitter. I mean who would have fed them or cleaned the litter box?
@@_TheSplicer_ Yeah that's true. Someone should make a joke about that
@@charlot6590 im impressed that three cats were able to keep a house that clean while you were away for 2 months!
@@yoursubconscious1774 There was probably a cat sitter. I mean who would have fed them or cleaned the litter box?
@@OpRaven-62 you're so right! honestly that's great material for a joke right there
I've had many cats over the years. Reactions for long periods of absence differ with each cat and sometimes even will be different with the same cat on different occasions. Sometimes they will display total indifference and say "so what you're back? big deal." Sometimes they will show a little bit of interest and happiness and affection. And sometimes they get really truly excited. The last cat I had, absolutely loved me. She went crazy every single day when I walk through the door coming home from work. Then when she realized I was getting ready to go upstairs to the bedroom she would fly up ahead of me and lay on my bed and wait for me. I really miss her.
Man: Hi guys, I'm home.
Cats: okay
More like... Mmmmmkay
That's me lol
Lmao
Cats: ...wait who are you again, that socks stink familiar.
It's obvious the cats didn't like him at all lmao, they couldn't care less bahahaha
The cat by the window was like:
"Oh its you"....*looks away*
"It's been a long time, how have you been?"
NERO KNIGHT I need an adult
Lilith more like “...how have u been...oh wait that’s right I don’t give a crap”😂😂
@@madtitan0825 It was actually a Portal 2 reference 😂
Lilith oh damn now that’s awkward...yikes sorry yeah that’s my bad😬😂
Silence is bliss. This is why I love cats. No barking all friggin' night long.
Always cute how every cat shows love in a different way
"oh....you're back....ok"
*goes back to cat business
"Oh, btw food bowls empty."
*Stretches and walks away*
Jarocus :D
Cat business is very intense lol
empire My cat seems to have Separation Anxiety, a disorder that obviously makes someone afraid if not around others for a long period of time. So, when we go on family trips, our cat tends to get very, very lonely, and starts screaming for us. Kinda sad. When we finally get home and let her out, she likes to rub all of her fur on us and get us furry. Then she just goes back to the routine of basking in our attention.
TheCoolKid 'Kinda sad' doesn't even begin to cover it. Try 'cruelty'.
*_He left for two months just to see the reaction of his cats_*
@@ecvjtv2778 i don't think you got the joke
Ecvj TV r/wooosh
Ramit Inmah asol 😂
@@agukokobaba4103 Wooshception.
Shadow Fox7000 what he said? He deleted the comment
Cats after two months of being away: "Oh, the human is back."
Dogs after two minute trip to the mailbox: "OH SHIT!!! HUMAN!!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK!!!! I WAS SURE I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO FEND FOR MYSELF FOR ALL ETERNITY, LIKE SOME SAVAGE WOLF!!!!!! DON'T EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!"
CRINGEEEEEE
@@lolcow6668 its only cringe if you're under 14 years old
@@lolcow6668 cringe what? This man's right. 😂
I agree. The reaction of the cats is lame. Doggos after a day won't let you get passed the doorway, will keep on jumping on you and licking you. Especially if they're big, you just can't stand up
When I came back from a week long vacation, my little chihuahua boy was aggressively SHAKING and wagging his tail like he didn’t know how to react. Omg dogs are so affectionate, but some cats are too! My current kitty is such a lap cat, we sleep cuddled up to each other every night. I suspect he would have the same reaction if I was gone for a week.
my cat went absolutely crazy when she saw me i was away for like a week and a half she literally was running and jumping and meowing non stop and that just made me tear up
First cat: Who the hell...... ? Oh. It's you. Hi.
dtrix10kc oh hi mark
Why do people always some how make cats seam mean >:(
no name will because some are, did you know that if you die in your house and you didn't feed your cat in 4 to 7 days theres a probability that cat will eat you up? Different with dog because if you stop moving they will lick and bark at you and if you still won't move they will call for help.
Rain Yamamoto GIRL cats do try to help, they just realize sooner than dogs that you're dead. Cats can sense ahead of time when they're going to die, and can predict illness in people so they would get that you are dead. They only eat you because they are left without food and guess what else? DOGS DO IT TOO. After a dog realizes you're dead they will eat you too, so don't give that as a reason to claim that cats are mean and then act like dogs are angels.
Rain Yamamoto here : "Forty-five minutes later, the man’s mother and neighbors found him dead of a gunshot wound to the mouth, a Walther pistol under his hands and a farewell note on a table. Most of his face and neck were gone-and there were tooth marks around the edges of the wounds. A half-full bowl of dog food sat on the floor." "The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. On the way to an animal sanctuary, the dog vomited some of its owner’s tissue, including skin with still-recognizable beard hair." - National Geographic, just in case you wanted some proof.
The first cat was like "next time you enter MY house,you knock on the door first"
🤣🤣
FACTs
Not one fuck given i love cats lol
She actually blinked at him with her eyes which means: "I love you" for cats
Reda Benjelloun 😂😂😂
LMAO the cats were like “Huh, this isn’t the guy mommy’s been fucking the past 2 months” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The battle to open the door was long and fierce.
A funny comment. Those are rare. = )
Man : Hello there
Cat : *trying to know who the hell is this dude*
After 1 minute
Cat : oh hi dude, I thought you were dead
Best comment ever
OHHHHHHHH
OH ITS THAT DUDE FROM 500 YEARS AGO
Given that cats live an average of 16 years, thats a long ling time!!!
You can tell they are very happy to see him, but when he firat walks through the dorr you can tell that the cats going: is this real? No this cant be real who are you??? That cant be him.
Two minute later...: OMG DADDYS HOME!!!!
Title should be "Cats disown human after two months away."
Bunt Cakes no it wasnt
Excuse me. But I was expecting a more uplifting comment, seeing as you're a motivational speaker.
@@darkaoshi27 I wish you'd do me a favor and SHUT YER DAMN PIE HOLE!!!!
My ex gf had a cat that stopped being lovely with her when she went to France. She was gone for like a month and when she came back, her cat acted like she didn't know her haha
@@TuTuxD6 that’s because cats usually rely on smell to know which is which, meaning that if you are away for a long time, your smell changes and the cat doesn’t know who tf you are
One of my cats would always try to ignore me when I came home from a trip, but she ruined it by looking over every few seconds just to confirm I was still there.
She was checking to make sure you knew you were being ignored. 😅
1:47 Noticed how the cat communicated to the other that it's their owner
“Hi Mortia!”
“It seems my Assassins have failed. Pity...welp, back to the curtains.”
LMFAO
Moshe I think is the right spelling. It's a Jewish name :)
LMAO
LMAOOOOO
i read that like the cat was Werner Herztog
First cat its like "oh, hi mark"
Javier Valdez no comments?
EliteGaming-Mobile&More
Doesn't need more comments.
I hate people who comment
i hate people who don't comment
i hate people
*Wow! such a warm greeting. They missed him very much!* 🤣
This is the house of chill…getting a chill vibe all around!
I’m getting the vibe that only the black and white cat likes it’s owner and the others wish him death💀
Man: Hey.
Cat: There's someone else who feeds us now. You can pick up your final check any time today.
Bahhh! You think they ever paid me?
Wow your the only comment he replied on, congrats!!
@@whatwillmakebethebestforev8556 Not the only one. For example, I just replied to this one. Congrats! But it is one of the few.
Bevin Roue ah i see
@@bevinroue5788 who took care of them while you were away?
Owner: Hello blacky
Blacky: *wow I really like this chair, what a nice chair*
Has this chair always been here? Because something seems a bit different
Haha
That’s racist bro ...
Saturn OZ how
Saturn OZ please explain why this is racist
They are so calm.
Legend says that Mortia is still sitting curled on top of the sofa
Last cat (black and white) : * actually missed him and greets him properly *
First cat : sup dude
Second cat (black) : I've never met this man in my life
the other 2 probably bully the 3rd one
@@pudgyfolds2186 The black splodge was like 'nice, I missed this scratch post!'.
Indeed... the black and white cat definitely loves him. He may not think that UA-cam would be impressed but MeTube was quite impressed with the black and white kitty! 😜😍
First cat pissed... Where you been?
Fun fact: the black and white cat is a Siamese cat
Plot Twist: _The cats heard the keys and quickly waxed the floor, wiped the blood from the walls, buried the bodies of the previous sitters, cleared away the mess, and even had time to do your taxes before assuming their casual disguises_
TheFaze My favourite comment here lol
Lmao xD
💀
Dogs are actually more violent
I like how it has 666 likes
they are so HAPPY🖤 You can thru their body language they are communicating so much love and happiness. those sweet lil guys
I've been in the hospital for some time now & won't be going home for several more weeks, so I'm glad to see his kitties remember him & are welcoming him home.
The cats are like “ what? You expect me to come greet you when you’ve been away for ever! You didn’t write or call. I’ve been worried sick. Don’t you walk away from me”
What cat have feelings
Tsundere cats
I gave the 567th like
Dough Boy "Now where you'd go? and why haven't you fuckin called!?" *slaps man
Owner: hi
Cat: who the fuck are you , ITS A THIEF, ATTACK
thats what would my wife after me leaving for 2 days
I love how they had to smell him to confirm this was in fact their human 😂
I took the sniffing as, ‘where have you been and what have you been doing?’ Like a jealous person might smell their partner’s clothes after they come home late. ‘Whose cologne do I smell on your collar?’
Cats sense of smell is better than humans, so they depend on their sense of smell more than their sight to figure out who the person is. Its like an ID but you have to smell it.
@@Fedarrr Ikr! One of my cats loves to do several sniff bumps before she lets me pet her. Just like SimpleItalia commented the other two just hop in bed with me, happy to snuggle with their huge heater!
@@cynthiakeller5954 sniff bumps yeahh!!!
I went out only for like a few minuets came back and one my cats had to do the sniff id
Best Ad for a dog I’ve ever seen.
Hahaha I’ve seen so many of these videos, I really thought the cats were going to run to him and meow like crazy. Their reactions we’re priceless. Thank you 🤗❤️🐱
Dog: ”He gives me food and love, he must be a god”.
Cat: ”He gives me food and love, I must be a god”.
Haha
True
To be fair, humans would kinda think the same way as cats, aren't they^^?
Man ur comment is so deep...yet funny
@@russe449 no
I like how the cats were like 'who...are...you', and then "OH! HI!"
+BRBhorror Nope, more like: "I thought I got rid of you! Dammit, might as well say hi.." "Hi!"
+BRBhorror probably confused by lack of their own scent. Two months away will do that.
+BRBhorror Then after the cats say "who...are..you." then out of no where an overlay opens up where they get to pick there race, adn edit there selves.
who the fuck are you? ohhhhhhh sorry hey hi
xD get to the block prisoner
Cats reflect their owner's personalities. Hearing this man's voice, it's not so surprising that the cats weren't so enthusiastic either lol
Very sweet and adorable
Cats actually get upset if their owner leaves them for a while, they show the anger when they ignore the human for a bit. Then they warm up and get excited.
That is just what I was going to write. Mine get pissed when I'm gone and give me the cold shoulder for a while.
***** Yeah, cat's are brats, but I mean think about it, if your best friend goes AWOL for a while, you're worried...but super pissed once they get back haha
HEY! Cats are no brats! They are sweet, loving, wonderful, fluffy animals that love their owners very much!
Cecelia Maggard My cats have all been very lovable, but definitely brats lol
Cecelia Maggard
Uh, do you take exception to cats being brats? Mine certainly can be (I don't know about yours), but I like that. Gives them more personality. And just because they can be brats doesn't mean they don't love me.
The other one is like "Oh... you're back..."
Apples ok lol I was thinking the same thing.
"Brought any food slave?"
in their mind the owner left without saying anything, then two months later he randomly comes back, how else are they supposed to act?
arcticridge Um... what? As id telling them he was leaving would cha ge anything. They cant understand him much less comprehend what leaving for 2 months is.
arcticridge are you serious? You should watch some dogs reactions
This makes me miss my cat
I left my car to live with my parents when I moved out because they live in the country side and I figured he'd have a happier life there and everytime I go home and call his name he comes sprinting and meowing and purring.
When the owner match the pet’s personality
The first cat laying down xD "Oh look, the human is back. That's nice. Hello human."
"What are you doing in my house human?"
"hooman" stuff is cringeworthy
Super Cooling Fan I agree
Acdcrulez5000 is
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
Alex K. Haha xD
Excellent remark!😊
They look well fed NICE😊😊
They missed so much done are mad! Poor babies they missed you
Dog after 2 months "OMFG I MISS YOU SO MUCH"
Cat after 2 months "Oh your still around I guess"
Dogs after 2 months: You are still alive?
Cats after 2 months:: You are not dead?
...a dog after 2min
😂🤣
@@pistolpete8231 completely uncalled for.
@@tank3143 the truth is uncalled for? Ok buddy
I know why the cat didnt care:
*He filmed vertically*
*gasp*
*Dun dun dun duuuuun* (Beethoven shit)
Tch how dare he
😂😂😂
*BAGAÇO* now I know what is the problem in this video
Cat love you can’t beat it. Mine never fail to be uninterested after we’ve been away for a long while.❤
They had to get over their shock and disbelief first! 😅❤️💋
Imagine when He says "Hello".
Out of nowhere you here an "Hello" Back.
And it's his Katt
There was a crackhead in his bathroom
Hmmmmmm
i couldnt help but say the returning Hello in a Morgan Freeman voice
They be like: Hello there
Plot twist: he just packed his bags, stepped outside for a few minutes and came back
Probably hmm
Loll
Lmao
Lol😁
Do that to a Beagle & watch what happens.
I feel lucky, only see my cat every six months and it’s like we never skipped a beat
Master! We missed you!!
First cat was like oh wasn't expecting you ... Well Change the litter box since your here and get outta my sight lol
Underrated comment LMFAO 😂😂
this killed me
me if i were a housewive
LMAOOOOOOO
oh yeah that 1st cat had me rolling hard
They're mad at you for going away for so long, they lose interest when they can't trust you. My cat wouldn't come near me for days after I spent just 2 weeks away
I think it depends on if the cat has chosen you or if you chose the cat
Cause a cat at my friends house (who im hoping to adopt) has chosen me and he tries to follow me everywhere, even if their dog is near who freaks him tf out, after weeks of me being away at a time
@@tavrosnitram1529 No that's not why -- not the same. Cats are just weird. In cat language, a cat might ignore you so that it can get attention from you ... girls are weird like that too sometimes. Strange mysteries ...
@@WaspMedia3D like i said *it depends*
@@WaspMedia3D yea, hate them types of cats
Tavros Nitram I know what you mean! My mom got this older cat who likes to cuddle, and I got a young cat who’s still a bit wild and independent. They ended up switching owners lol the old cat and I have more compatible lifestyles, now he’s my baby booboo
Unsurprisingly, the tuxedo kitty, was the gentleman 🎩🧐🫡
Absolute tsundere animal, I love them
first cats just like hello slave. Why are you interrupting my daily routine without a food offering?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead lmao this comment is great!
Your comment made my day!! LOL
Negasonic Teenage Warhead cat says hey my bitch slave Y havint you gotten me a Cat food yet huh meowwwwwwW FUCKK MOEEEW OFF
Negasonic Teenage Warhead no she's like "excuse me do i even know you???"
Negasonic Teenage Warhead lmao best comment
My neighbor's dog cares more when i leave than my cats.
😂
BattleSkorpion ah, relatable
And i believe this is not a funny comment, that's the reality for sure. Dogs are excited even if you leave them alone for 1 hour..
Mine always bark at everyone constantly, not in a friendly matter...
same with my neigbor"s shepherd ..guess cats are unsensitive unlike dogs who are way more loving
This just randomly appeared in my recommended. The algorithm is doing well. I like this video!
Difference between cats and dogs. Dogs give and show unconditional love
and that's not a good thing lol they're too dependent on humans
Lol, that delayed response is everything!
Wicked Amoeba right, as in "oh look who finally shows up" 😑
1:56 "You were the one who left us... I should kill you right here, but lucky for you my claws were clipped last night, and to be frank I'm running a little low on energy, so I'm gonna need some food. You remember where the bowl used to be right?
You left those cats in the house for 2 months
doctor who 2 Read the description. He had a house sitter while he was away.
They’re unsure that’s why the cat’s sniffing him to make sure it their human
Owner walks into room:
Cats: dealing drugs and snorting cocaine.
Don't forget the strippers
Plot twist: The cat is now a pimp
Owner now goes back to vacation forever *
Hhhhhhhhh
U fuck ing drugo#big lez
What a little cutie.
you can tell they were ecstatic
the cats were looking at each other like, "i thought you told me you got rid of him"
probably didn’t respond because they were so disgusted by you recording vertically
Lol
lmao
Lmfao
2:38 yes indeed
💀
"Oh, our property has returned."
This is why dogs are better, they actually love you
he literally came in unenthusiatic and you expect the cats to be? 😂 💀 dog owners being dumb again
I like how at first the cat was like "dafuq" then just didn't care.
@Heidi Thomas 🤦🏽♀️
@Heidi Thomas well he only has so many hands
420 likes let's go
@@timlyxd i forgot I even left this comment lol
I was away for 9months and this what my cat did
“Hi!”
*Moves its head, continues sleeping*
who was feeding your cat then
Marwa Quen Chuck norris
Marwa Quen My dad or occasionaly my sister
Rezarat FN03 Your cat probably doesnt see you as the only owner of his.
I was away for 1 week and when I came back my cat was constantly meowing so loud and purring and rubbing her face all over me. She then started running all around the house wanting to play. She’s pretty affectionate.
rather reservedly cordial greeting
These cats don't like him, they simply tolerate.
The cats are probably like " dang it no more free snacks from the sitter"
Ryan *snacc
he protecc
he attacc
but more importantly,
he get no more free snacc
0:35 the calico:
It's been 2 month, no petting, no scratching under the chin. Oh, because you've been out of town but no phone call, no text, no email ?? Why don't you go longer ? I'm mad at you.
Owner: I've been away for 2 months. My cats should greet me.
Cats: *The f are you doing in our house?*
The black white cat seems fine
🤣🤣🤣🤣my kitty is attached to me but m about go out for some months as well.. my family is there to feed my cat but... what if i face the same welcome... noooo😑
🤣🤣🤣🤣my kitty is attached to me but m about go out for some months as well.. my family is there to feed my cat but... what if i face the same welcome... noooo😑
@@chigibrahma8763 Just don't get your hopes up, that's just how cats are, always chill and excited for no reason at 3 am, they don't show their emotions like dogs.
Cats were like: I don't know who this man is. I mean, he could be walking down the street, and I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
Your cats are lovely!
They barley acknowledged him because he didn’t “pspspsps” them
No
No.
Yes
Yes
Yes he pspspsps way too late
The first one was like, “Not this prick again...”
I'm afraid that's exactly what he thought.
lol
This made me laugh so much
Beautiful floors!!! 💕
This became entertaining after I stopped expecting a reaction from them
"We thought you were dead."
Was gone for 3 weeks, my kitty of 10 years trotted up to greet me, meowing nonstop. My dog couldn't care less
i hate stereotypes, this proves that the stereotypes with dogs and cats are terrible and should’ve never existed because they’re completely wrong! dogs aren’t superior, and vice versa, they’re both equal.
I've definitely met some very affectionate cats, but that's pretty unusual for a dog.
@@jasminehouston-burns1691 Perhaps it depends on the breed of the dog? Some are more emotional and require more attention than others.
I went for a week they dont recognize my smell at first but when i put my hand near them they immediately sniff and meowing non stop, then proceeded to headbutt my hand and started slow blink
@@madao2794 all about the slow blinks
I enjoyed this. Quite thoroughly.
"Our servant has been on strike for the last 60 days and now he expects us to embrace him with open paws.'
I love the baby at the beginning the shady stare like “where the hell have YOU been?” The one at the end tho the black and white I think is the most attached and forgiving . :)
I miss my cats after 10yra and my family and few frds. ,sigh
his stare was more like: "whatever" lol
LOL 😁😀. No kidding, yeah, your home, who cares?? LMAO 😁😀😆😂 ,.
or falling on the sword for a cut of the other two's treats ;D
Yeah i think the last one was the most excited one about him came back
Plot twist: this guy doesn't even live there, the Cats were like "let's greet this stranger maybe he'll give us some food"
Plot twist: He entered the wrong house.
Illegal Loli plot twist: the police arrive to the “wrong house” and shoots the man 8 times.
Pl0t twist: he’s been there the whole time.
@@inasilkcocoon You pick the wrong house fool!
@@inasilkcocoon *you picked the wrong house, fool*
Thats a proper cat greeting after being away. Moody, 'where the hell have you been' vibes.
Every cat believes they are royalty and everyone else is just there to serve them