I went for their deluxe 200-layer boot. And I must say, I really enjoyed the extra foot of height. They were so unnoticeable, too. Nobody even realized that I'd gone from 5'10" to 6'10". Plus, with the deluxe 200-layer boot, you don't just get a secret compartment. No, it's actually an inter-dimensional link to Hell itself. So you can store as much as you want without any worries at all. Well, except for the odd hellworm that may crawl out of the boot when you take it off. But who doesn't have that problem?
I knew when he said that he loves Docs’ leather that he was joking, but after finishing this video I still don’t know if these boots are a real thing… Such a great prank!
@@unclegrandfather1 Same! I know how much he hates Dr. Martens' leather, so that gave it away. But I don't know if they're real either. Seems to me they just bought a pair of Docs and added the 25 layers of soles to one of them but not the other. Notice how you never see him wear both platforms.
This was actually really good. I didnt realize that u were trolling until you said you love the plastic coating on the leather, then it all made sense.
My dude, your videos have convinced me to buy a pair of Thursday Presidents, Thorogood American heritage moc toes, and to stop buying lesser quality work boots in general. My bank account hates you but I appreciate your videos so much. 😂 I’m an industrial mechanic, I’m on my feet in factory settings 12 hours at a time and moc toes have changed my life for the better. I’ve been struggling to find comfortable steel toe boots for years but your recommendations have really helped me out and educated me on boot construction in general. Thanks again, this one was hilarious too. 👏😂
I was going to go with the hundred layer midsole, but then realize that would look ridiculous, so I decided to go with the 50 layer model ✌️😎👍 winning!
With that straight face, I fell for the "trick" till 25% of the vid played, when I couldn't take it anymore, and I checked other viewers reactions! ... This one is on me! 🤣
Cheers from Atlanta! That looks like a polio boot! I seem to remember as a young boy that my uncle had polio and had those very strange soled boots to help compensate for the disease. That’s exactly what those ridiculous things look like!
When I was younger I wanted Doc Martins so badly then I did a little research and saw a lot of people complaining that the quality has gone to shit so I'm glad I never bothered
They do look cool though. People online are comparing them often to €600 heritage boots, which they were never meant to compete with. I accept a lot of the criticisms of them, but I’ll continue to wear them if they’re similarly priced to a pair of Nike Air Force 1’s👍
I picked up a pair while traveling in Eastern Europe some years back. The first night I wore them , I was met by a mob of torch wielding villagers. Apparently , I had interrupted a local meeting , which caused the villagers to become very angry. Being such a small isolated village , they were not very fashion forward and began calling my foot ware “monstrous “ , they then began to chase me. Realizing one can’t out run an angry mob in ClompMartins, I ducked into a dark alley in an attempt to evade my pursuers. There I spotted my salvation, on a back stoop , was a pair of the most non threatening footwear in existence , a pair of Crocs! I threw off my new boots and slipped on the Crocs, just as the mob came into the alley. Being that I was now some 6” shorter , the angry torch bearers, passed me by, without even a second look!
I've been wearing these for years, my calf muscles look like plump butt cheeks and everyone gives me compliments, also I can dunk without leaving the ground, basketball scholarship offers keep coming in but I'll probably go strait Russian pro, will be stashing vape cartridges in the boots
The red candles + the boots 😆 I feel like we're in a music video by The Cure. The part where he talks about walking through cement as kids cracked me up 😆
I cracked up and finally understood that he was joking when he praised the plastic coating for trapping "all the heat and the vapor and sweat on the inside". Real gold!
I know this is all fun and games, but I had a ridiculously heavy pair of Laredo work boots that weighed about 5 pounds a piece. Wore them for about six months and I did, in fact, have glorious calves for the duration.
Awesome, been waiting for this review. After seeing this I really think I can make a pair for less myself so I ordered a pair of docs and a live cow. Stay tuned!
This stressed me out so badly. 😅 I'm autistic. It's not uncommon for me to miss sarcasm, but I was 99.9% sure this was a joke. BUT he said it with such sincerity...
Fantastic boots for a preper, don’t need a bug out bag when you can fit it all in your boots. I’d hazard to guess that you could even bug out into the secret compartment to survive a nuclear attack and emerge unharmed.
I went with the Get Clompless boots, they complete remove all traces of the sole. They're just like walking around barefoot while being stylish at the same time 😁
They are a necessity when repairing failing goth boots, I'm afraid. Clomp Martens go the extra mile though and include the screws in the soles to begin with. #customerforlife
I found that with some carefully packing I was able to stash all the equipment for a weekend camping trip in my Clomps, with no need for a backpack! Great boot, highly recommended.👍
So I got my order yesterday but something doesn't seem quite right. I placed my order 3 months ago, for the 50 layers which came up to $8,000. I was really happy with the price since I thought it would come up to $10,000. So, long story short, my door bell rang a few days ago and I opened my door to 2 cows just grazing on my lawn. I called up the company and said something must be wrong with the order and they immediately delivered a replacement pair. Glad they have finally got it right and painted both the cows red this time.
HOW am I just seeing this one?! I actually thought it was real at first and searched clomp martens haha! Another creative spoof video 👏🏾plus those hi kicks were amazing! Ps:Years ago I actually tried making myself a pair of platform docs by slicing the sole and stacking foam from old navy flipflops & used gorilla glue of all things to adhere em LOL it was a mess
Thank you so much for reviewing these. I was considering getting a pair for myself, but I wasn't sure of the build quality. You never know when you're gonna need an extra bat!
I honestly thought this was for real. The mention of blood to make the color match, smh...my gosh. That changed my mind to want it. Good job on this. 👏🏼
Was wondering if you’d review these. I got the special-order 500-layer version because at 6’4”, I’m nowhere near tall enough already. I can’t say enough good things about Clomp Marton’s customer service - they even included a hydraulic jack to help me get up once I’ve got the boots on.
That guy in the beginning took an absurd amount of time to lace those boots haha. I work in mine everyday and I can lace up 5 rows of speed hooks in like 10 seconds top. Now my pair of 10877s....those are another story
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Have you done any kreosote boots out of Missouri?
I know we're joking and all, but the idea of walking around on an entire cows worth of leather sound pretty metal.
Definitely not metal. He spent the whole video telling you abt how much leather they used
@@ediefreddie5438 That’s not what he meant nerd
Metal would sound clankier, kinda like Marley's chains.
Marley's chains would be a great metal band name.
You're welcome.
@@omegamanGXE wooosh
@@marlona6642 you woosh
I went for their deluxe 200-layer boot. And I must say, I really enjoyed the extra foot of height. They were so unnoticeable, too. Nobody even realized that I'd gone from 5'10" to 6'10".
Plus, with the deluxe 200-layer boot, you don't just get a secret compartment. No, it's actually an inter-dimensional link to Hell itself. So you can store as much as you want without any worries at all. Well, except for the odd hellworm that may crawl out of the boot when you take it off.
But who doesn't have that problem?
Not funny waste
They may be fixed on your new glasses. Or perhaps that you lost your glasses.
Hellworm here, can confirm it’s true
ur boots def packin dank
This was sooo funny. He did such a good job keeping a straight face. I wonder how many takes this took?
'bout tree fiddy
Bout tree fiddy
Bout tree fiddy
'bout tree fiddy
'bout tree fiddy
I can't believe I watched till the stash part to realise this video is a bit. I love how equally serious you take every video, bravo
you can buy them from his website though
Same 😂
I knew when he said that he loves Docs’ leather that he was joking, but after finishing this video I still don’t know if these boots are a real thing… Such a great prank!
@@unclegrandfather1 Same! I know how much he hates Dr. Martens' leather, so that gave it away. But I don't know if they're real either. Seems to me they just bought a pair of Docs and added the 25 layers of soles to one of them but not the other. Notice how you never see him wear both platforms.
Me too
Took me a while to realize this was joke. Who knew Rose could do British dry humor so well?
I took me several minutes into it for me to realize it.
Straight out of Mary Poppins 😂
This boot was recommended to me by a chiropractor - I was doubtful but after 2 weeks this boot fixed my back pain! Thanks rose anvil !
You're just saying that because you can no longer afford to go to your chiropractor.
This video just came out
This was actually really good. I didnt realize that u were trolling until you said you love the plastic coating on the leather, then it all made sense.
NGL The sole seems like it's actually good quality compared to the Docs. That's the weird part.
I was like "what the hell, why is he saying that?!" And then it clicked😂
Let's take a moment to appreciate how he kept a straight face throughout the video!
ok I'm naive, it took me until he said the sole was dyed with blood to realise it was a joke, I was genuinely excited about such a cool looking idea
I will forever use the phrase "More leather is More better"
If this is the Halloween episode, what’s for April fools? 😂😂😂
My thoughts exactly. I expect something really wild come this spring...
Anything from Balenciaga would work for April fools.
Crocks.
Actually...... If you have to ask then you need to look back through his videos, and enjoy
Whats sad is that I fully expected Dr. Marten to actually do this.
Who knew I needed that montage of stomping on everything from ceramic Santas to a boxed copy of Coyote Ugly? Huh!
YOU CAN STORE A KILO OF COKE IN THE HEEL. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.
I started laughing so hard when he kept pulling stuff out of the stash compartment 😂
I fell for it, looked for it online.
My dude, your videos have convinced me to buy a pair of Thursday Presidents, Thorogood American heritage moc toes, and to stop buying lesser quality work boots in general. My bank account hates you but I appreciate your videos so much. 😂 I’m an industrial mechanic, I’m on my feet in factory settings 12 hours at a time and moc toes have changed my life for the better. I’ve been struggling to find comfortable steel toe boots for years but your recommendations have really helped me out and educated me on boot construction in general. Thanks again, this one was hilarious too. 👏😂
I had to check it wasn't 1st April when I watched this.
Wasn't sure this was a joke until Weston said he loves Doc Martin leather.
MORE LEATHER = MORE BETTER
that's a take on Donut media's line.
I have learned a ton from your channel, but please never stop these type of videos.
Just imagine the look you will get from the cobbler when you ask for a resole with a new midsole
Lol 😆 🤣
You will never need one
@@efefef3927I don't know, I do alot of walking. I'd probably need a new sole every couple weeks with these.
This was so much better than any SNL skit I've seen in years. So many nuggets of hilarity. Great job!
I was going to go with the hundred layer midsole, but then realize that would look ridiculous, so I decided to go with the 50 layer model ✌️😎👍 winning!
a salute to all the short king wanting these
With that straight face, I fell for the "trick" till 25% of the vid played, when I couldn't take it anymore, and I checked other viewers reactions! ... This one is on me! 🤣
Cheers from Atlanta! That looks like a polio boot! I seem to remember as a young boy that my uncle had polio and had those very strange soled boots to help compensate for the disease. That’s exactly what those ridiculous things look like!
When I was younger I wanted Doc Martins so badly then I did a little research and saw a lot of people complaining that the quality has gone to shit so I'm glad I never bothered
They do look cool though. People online are comparing them often to €600 heritage boots, which they were never meant to compete with. I accept a lot of the criticisms of them, but I’ll continue to wear them if they’re similarly priced to a pair of Nike Air Force 1’s👍
The trick-or-treating bit, classic! 😂
I picked up a pair while traveling in Eastern Europe some years back. The first night I wore them , I was met by a mob of torch wielding villagers. Apparently , I had interrupted a local meeting , which caused the villagers to become very angry. Being such a small isolated village , they were not very fashion forward and began calling my foot ware “monstrous “ , they then began to chase me. Realizing one can’t out run an angry mob in ClompMartins, I ducked into a dark alley in an attempt to evade my pursuers. There I spotted my salvation, on a back stoop , was a pair of the most non threatening footwear in existence , a pair of Crocs! I threw off my new boots and slipped on the Crocs, just as the mob came into the alley. Being that I was now some 6” shorter , the angry torch bearers, passed me by, without even a second look!
I've been wearing these for years, my calf muscles look like plump butt cheeks and everyone gives me compliments, also I can dunk without leaving the ground, basketball scholarship offers keep coming in but I'll probably go strait Russian pro, will be stashing vape cartridges in the boots
I feel like ordering a pair just to see what’s delivered, best part of all this is they are actually for sale on his site 😂🎃
he really follows through on a bit, i wonder if they will actually make them if they get orders, i guess why not right?
If you didn't follow the purchasing link, you should go & read the reviews
I do too!!! I actually almost confirmed the “complete check out” trying to ad them in my cart to see what happens!
I wonder if you get the stash compartment if ordered?
The red candles + the boots 😆 I feel like we're in a music video by The Cure. The part where he talks about walking through cement as kids cracked me up 😆
The music in this actually kinda reminded me of 'This Is Not A Love Song' by PIL...
I cracked up and finally understood that he was joking when he praised the plastic coating for trapping "all the heat and the vapor and sweat on the inside". Real gold!
we need the emo rose anvil back
How can you run away in those ?
why would you run?
Practice
I know this is all fun and games, but I had a ridiculously heavy pair of Laredo work boots that weighed about 5 pounds a piece. Wore them for about six months and I did, in fact, have glorious calves for the duration.
I camp in my platform doc Martens.. there's a small kitchen, double bed, and a tiny bathroom (nothing fancy). It's small but I love it.
Honestly though the clomp martons are so pretty 🥰
When he started complimenting docs I smelled all the cap. Lol
Lmao candy corn, the worst candy in the worst shoe. Love it
Funniest part is there are many that would happily buy them and pay the asking price....
I’d pay 'bout tree fiddy
is this a Halloween or April 1st episode?
The stash bit was brilliant!! 😂
Awesome, been waiting for this review. After seeing this I really think I can make a pair for less myself so I ordered a pair of docs and a live cow. Stay tuned!
This stressed me out so badly. 😅 I'm autistic. It's not uncommon for me to miss sarcasm, but I was 99.9% sure this was a joke. BUT he said it with such sincerity...
The perfect boots for Frankenstein
How do you do this with a straight face?!? 🤣
I had to double check that this wasn't an April fools video
we all know what people are gonna stash in those boots.
That moment he realizes the hidden compartment was not actually standard but rather an invention by the kingpin he bought it from
12:22: The Hand of Glory adds a nice... touch.
Always good to have a bit of black magic going on, especially on a day such as this...
Absolutely awesome. Definately should have saved it 'till April 1st.... ;)
I assume you guys made the boot. That's as impressive as the comedy. Such a great channel.
Best pair of boots I've seen you cut in half. I'm ordering a pair right away.
This boot is not made from a cow IT IS A COW
When you pulled the stuff outta the boot at the end, I almost died from laughing...well done
Your spoof videos are the best man. Always looking forward to the next one.
They’re actually for sale on the site 💀
I see Clomp is expanding their business 😆
Fantastic boots for a preper, don’t need a bug out bag when you can fit it all in your boots.
I’d hazard to guess that you could even bug out into the secret compartment to survive a nuclear attack and emerge unharmed.
The second he said he loved Doc Martens, I knew this must have been a joke video, Halloween “trick”, or what in Australia we call a “Piss take”
Never in my life I'd seen someone pulled out an entire card game package outta their damn shoe up until now 😂
I was ready to spring for some Red Wing Iron Rangers, but I am 100% converted to Clomp Martens after this review. Thanks for the insights!
The fact that they’re red… that’s a Ronald McDonald clown boot if I’ve ever seen one 😂
I went with the Get Clompless boots, they complete remove all traces of the sole. They're just like walking around barefoot while being stylish at the same time 😁
The sheetrock screws are a nice touch!
They are a necessity when repairing failing goth boots, I'm afraid. Clomp Martens go the extra mile though and include the screws in the soles to begin with. #customerforlife
I found that with some carefully packing I was able to stash all the equipment for a weekend camping trip in my Clomps, with no need for a backpack! Great boot, highly recommended.👍
It's called clomping, dad, it's natural.
The perfect boot to clean gutters, change light bulbs, and reach those hard to get to high places. No more dragging around a step stools and ladders.
This channel just constantly comes out w amazing and fresh content .. best on UA-cam IMO... when are the UA-cam awards??
I really can’t stop laughing at the screws in the heels they Forkin used 3”
Drywall Screws
You lost me at the „there’s blood to colour the sole“
For real before that I was genuinely believing this😂
No way bro 🤣🤣🤣
Had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1st. This entire video plays like a gag...
So I got my order yesterday but something doesn't seem quite right.
I placed my order 3 months ago, for the 50 layers which came up to $8,000. I was really happy with the price since I thought it would come up to $10,000.
So, long story short, my door bell rang a few days ago and I opened my door to 2 cows just grazing on my lawn. I called up the company and said something must be wrong with the order and they immediately delivered a replacement pair. Glad they have finally got it right and painted both the cows red this time.
HOW am I just seeing this one?! I actually thought it was real at first and searched clomp martens haha! Another creative spoof video 👏🏾plus those hi kicks were amazing! Ps:Years ago I actually tried making myself a pair of platform docs by slicing the sole and stacking foam from old navy flipflops & used gorilla glue of all things to adhere em LOL it was a mess
What kind of protections would this offer from an infantry mine? Should this be the next military boot?
I don't think there is an American who is this sarcastic haha. Love it.
I understand 6.66 for the Halloween theme, but that was honestly the best centered cut I’ve seen on this channel😂
indeed 😂
These just keep getting better! It's a bit bitter sweet watching you cut them in half. You put a lot of work into that boot.
This was great. Was so confused confused for like the first 30 seconds or so, thinking to myself, "what is homie talking about???" 😆
thanks for the early April fools Westin
April fools already?
Thank you so much for reviewing these. I was considering getting a pair for myself, but I wasn't sure of the build quality. You never know when you're gonna need an extra bat!
"It's got that really nice, heavy, plastic coating on top" 😭🤣
They do make non plastic covered leather boots btw just not their mainstream shoes
Fantastic review Weston. Easily my favorite UA-cam channel.
"More leather, more better", that has to be my next tshirt
11:00 Not you throwing candy with your other hands. 😂
I honestly thought this was for real. The mention of blood to make the color match, smh...my gosh. That changed my mind to want it. Good job on this. 👏🏼
Was wondering if you’d review these. I got the special-order 500-layer version because at 6’4”, I’m nowhere near tall enough already. I can’t say enough good things about Clomp Marton’s customer service - they even included a hydraulic jack to help me get up once I’ve got the boots on.
the amount of sarcasm in here is insane at some point i couldn’t even tell if he was joking or not💀
They say the height of your Doc Marten's is directly corelated to how long it's been since you've spoken to your father.
I saw a guy wearing something like this who had one leg way shorter than the other and it made his stance balanced it was pretty cool
Not as good as OG Clomps, but I was tempted by the $450 a month pay option until I saw no half sizes.
even after reading all the comments telling me this is definitely a joke, I'm still not entirely sure. More leather = more better
Didn't think this was a joke because I live in West Hollywood... They'd probably sell pretty well here tbh 😉
That guy in the beginning took an absurd amount of time to lace those boots haha. I work in mine everyday and I can lace up 5 rows of speed hooks in like 10 seconds top. Now my pair of 10877s....those are another story
I celebrate the entire CLOMP collection.
I store an extra sandwich in my pair’s secret compartment. Such good value for a shoe, and you get a warm sandwich when you want it!