Kevin Hart Went Through His Son's Phone 😂
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I swear, when that kid did his pass code, he knew exactly what he was doing
fr haha
Best comment ever award goes to u dude
1.6k likes and only 2 comments lemme fix that
Ahh I see LOL
Yup
"Don't do me like that" Dance had me rolling on the floor. Lmao🤣
@@ardiannuhiji2543 relax.. they didn’t do nothing to you.
@@desirexmisery you had to be the one to be an a$$
Smh 🤦🏽♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saaaaame 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't roll on the floor bruh. It's dirty.
He has that crackhead dance on point 🤣 🤣 🤣
From experience?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How would u know 🤨📸
@@Ridwanali88 because it’s true, kids usually start sobbing while dancing when you take something from ‘em, like a phone for example lol
“The code is fuck you”
Man I’m dead 😂😂
Kevin Heart is the only person that can tell an entire crowd that he strangled his son and it makes people laugh
Yeah if it was a random person it would be a different story
Not true we watch homer strangle the shit outta bart every week
@@toiannamitchell8239 That’s me and my mom😭 (I’m a girl)
@@toiannamitchell8239 slightly different but true
He probably was making up a story cause you know that’s….. child abuse
I'm just imagining Homer Simpson strangling Bart
Whaaayyyy yoouuu
@@mh8037 * Bart chocking sounds*
Same
FR SAME
I imagined the same thing. Hahahaha
That "Imma kill him, I'm about to kill him!" 😂
Man he better watch one his sim gets older or els he won’t e killing o one 😂😂😂
That part got me too
Teenagers will take you there! 😅😂👏👍🏿📵
@gloriabaylor882 facts. Thank Allah my kids have all passed that age of testing us&learning the consequences 😂
@@marixsadelfi3683 Yeah, mine too! 👍🏿🎊
“ CMON DADDEH DON DO ME LIKE DAT”
Exactly where I was 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He sounded like tyler the creator when he said that
😂
“Come on daddy don’t do me like that”
With the silly dance had me laughing too hatd
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad.
Acts 16:31
They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household."
H
Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
Nah that had me cackling
the way he describes his son's trauma like a cartoon scene lmao
Like the simpsons 😂
so mind bogglingly unfunny wtf
Lol ikr
proud to be your 1,000th like
Don't worry, this didn't happen
Nah Kevin was dead serious when he said ima kill him💀
💀💀
"BOY PUT THE CODE IN THE PHONE OR IMMA BOUT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT!" Got me laughing so hard I cant breath.😂😂😂😂😂
“The f- you say to me!?” Had me jumped out of my chair
Please don't jump u might break ur Ankle 🤗
Orblox
@@ThecapSoldier npc
Nps- from ohio
bro i fell over
"The code is 'F### You'"
When realization hit 😂💀
Shits hilarious I thought in war the only one to make me code f***you
😂
I just understood that he ran bc he was scared, not bc he hated his dad, thank you.
Same as I am The Futere Flash
I still haven't gotten it.
I'm proud of you" that's what a great father would do!❤🎉
"Come on daddy, don't do me like that" BRO. DID. HIM. DIRTY.
do u watch litty b
I am your 1 thousandth like
He's son is NOT having a social life now. Even if it's all fake it's still bad.
@@andy6201 says u bruv ur prob 12 and on ur phone 8 hours aday
@@GGMUIsfarr instead of providing a good argument just throw insults at me 👍 nice cognitive skills
Kevin just pulled a Homer Simpson
Fr
He aint sitting around chilling🤣💀
FR, FR
Bro honestly, I can't tell if I should laugh or be concerned 💀
zion prayer movement outreach
"The code is f*CK you"
Bruh I'm dead😂🤣😂
Are we still doing this dead thing in 2023 fml
@@purplehaze4063 bruh I'm dead 😂🤣🤣😂😁
@@purplehaze4063 I'm dead
@@purplehaze4063 im ded
I’m ded
“Swear to God from downstairs all I heard was F**k you”. That had me rollin😂😂😂😂. My dad would have beat my ass so bad that I would be in the hospital. And insurance wouldn’t be able to cover me because I’d be so messed from my dads ass whoppin😂😂😂😂
Hence the choke out being totally believable! LMAOOOO!
“cmon daddy don’t do me like that!!” had me dyingggg!!😂🤣
Now I get why he ran off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why so many emojis 😭
THE CODE
Aha
@@isela09 why not is the question.
😂😂😂 this dude really make me laugh he has a gifted soul may god bless u and your familia 🙏
Kevin hart is possibly the only comedian who can openly admit to child abuse and get away with it
There is a difference between child abuse and child discipline
@@nickpenaranda725 well should have disciplined em so he didn’t have to abuse em
@@nickpenaranda725beating and choking a child so they cant breathe isnt discipline, its abuse. You need to raise a child to do what you say not out of fear but out of respect. Its impossible to respect someone who hits you when you do something wrong. When a dog misbehaves you dont beat the shit out of it do you?
@@turretplayz8618I beat a dog
@@samanamsarenbarik8883 😶
come on daddy dont do me like that
Bruh that is crazy bro said the code is F##K U THAT GOT ME CRAKING
Bro really did a confession
And he's like I'll fucking do it again 💀
He's being a father. Not much to confess
@@jasonmax2618 yeah a terrible one.
@@itshanhan1 bro can’t handle a joke
@@Chrisfrm480 I honestly don't think the guy I was answering to was making a joke.
The code is "F**K YOU" had me cracking 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's his favorite activity
@@Snowy_bearsss this will get him ahh commentt
IKR - @KevinHart is Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
Years ago when I was teaching computer courses to middle schoolers in Florida, that was the code that was used by the IT Director for the school’s computer network system. How did I find out? Every kid in the school had already cracked it and shared it with me. The IT Director got fired for that.
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“C’mon daddy, don’t do me like that”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad.
Acts 16:31
They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household."
Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
More like "C'mon Diddy, do me like that!"
When he said he started choking him, all I could picture was Homer Simpson choking bark, and the face Bart makes.
😂
I bet he knows that one day he will ask for the password, so he had the chance to actually say that to his Dad 🤣
He ran off , deleted some things and changed the password to FU,,just for the occasion 😂 😂
haha ikr! 😆😜
And he’s been waiting for it to happen 😂😂 tadaaaa 😅
Or this never happened and he made it up for comic value
Yeah
i’m rolling in tears at that crackhead dance😂😂😭
"Misunderstood don't gotta be explained"
Kevin: I choked my son
Everyone: *hysterically laughs* 😂😂😂😂😂
Actually got pretty quiet...
If a white man said that, he'd be in jail for life /hj
White people are too soft to take that kind of discipline🤷
"Now.. Give me my phone back or I'll tell my mother what you did to me " 😤
Omg...is that truly you peppa??
I’m calling child protection services
@@kayliesawyer8448 Yas bish 💅💅
I’ll be like so what
@@Heilbronn023 better be
"CoMe on DaDdy dOnT Do Me LiKe ThaT" the movements when he said that i died
We heard
And we seen it
Then reincarnated to type this😅😅😂
God I hate when people type like that
Wow 2023 likes
The shaking whilst “don’t do me like that daddy” made me start laugh so hard!
His face when He shouted that OOOOOHH got me immediately praying for his son for real
💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Nah man I ain't gon do it" 😂🤣😂🤣 All the bells went off!
I was scrolling and at the same time I read this part word for word.
That crackhead dance doh 😂
Don't do me like dat daddy!
How many times you watched this?
Me: YES!!!
Exxfinityyyyy😂😂😂😂😂
50877
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
From last 10 minutes its on loop lmfao
I don't Know
He couldn’t breathe
“AAAAAAAAA”
🤣🤣
Kevin casually strangling his son: 💀💀
Bro, if my son said "FUCK YOU" to me i would do the same thing, my lil nigha ain't gonna survive in the hood for 2 hours in the da hood
The time I saw kevin heart I already knew it was gonna be funny
The “OOoHhh imma kill him, im about to kill him” is literally my parents, they didnt play that shit at all 😂😂😂
957 no likes lemme fix that
omg same lol
That's not child abuse, that's love 😂😂😂😂
sorry your parents abused you i guess, shame how you turned out.
@@TheEvilCheesecake please go back to reality
@@Sajid_A829 sorry your parents abused you i guess, shame how you turned out.
@@TheEvilCheesecake you people are the only shameful ones here. Lived 250 years in this country, controlled a whole population of individuals for 150 of those years (reasons stemming from your people's sense of entitlement), and still couldn't figure out life faster than the immigrants.
@@TheEvilCheesecake please go back to reality
"come on daddeh don't do me like dat"
had me rolling on the floor 🤣
The dance when he said “ come on daddy don’t do me like that” goes crazy 😂
He was probably more scared of telling his dad the passcode than his dad reading his search history 😂😂
frr
@@summerlover166 lol this nigga is really funny,and I'm dying right now !
Welp 🤷♀️ I suppose he'll learn for next time then to make better choices 😁
@@punkstermom1984I mean fuck you as a passcode would be funny
@@punkstermom1984being yo kid would be literally 1984
Kevin Hart makes my stomach hurt from laughing hysterically!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is the funniest man alive
@@PurpleQueenD Good Day have a Blessed onev
Me too omg 😂😂
"Come on DAdDy don't do me like that " 🤣.
Got me wheezing on the ground, and the dance tho 🤣
Looks like a Preacher Lawson dance lol
😂😂😂Deadass
The “F*CK YOU” sounded like woody 💀😭😭
“F-YOU. that’s the code” had me dying😝😜😝😝😝🤣
Actually he said "fuck you" and not "f-you"
Just like his son 🤣
thats called a punchline
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s my passcode
“I’m about to kill him”
My dad would’ve already killed me if I said “No I’m not gonna do it”
Fr
my mom
she said I was stupid for having a pin
I'm so dead. I would've never got my phone back for a password like that.
😂😂😂
Same here bro
“DONT DO ME LIKE THAT 🕺💃DEDEH💃🕺”
That’s a good code son 😂
God is Love.
Ho! Everyone who thirsts, Come to the waters; And you who have no money, Come, buy and eat. Isaiah 55:1 ✝🌅
For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. John 3:17 ✝🌅
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. 1 John 3:8 ✝🌅
@@ChristourSavior210 Jesus Christ and God don't exist. It's a scam. All religions are a scam.
@@ChristourSavior210 Ho 💀
Tf💀
@@ChristourSavior210 “we don’t shove our religion down people’s throats”
It would have been the world's perfect joke if his son was 6'4" by the time he was twelve.
🤣
The milk man
@@itsSRKPROits the newspapers boy
@@thetrickster9885 ??
He’d hav to drag up a step ladder to reach him
*Checks History*
“Where is it, where is your history!?”
“Gone, reduced to atoms” 🗿
Perfection ☠
Underrated comment
Parent after bribing your sister, who knows all the tea and stuff under your bed: *I am Inevidable*
Don’t do no like that got me😂
Anybody: "I strangled my son."
The world: 😟😟😟
Kevin Hart: "I strangled my son."
The world: 🤣🤣🤣
..You do realize alot of people over-exaggerate right? Like..comedians? Yk, for comedy?
Yeah I know, I said it as a joke
I think you meant "i choking the shit outta my son" hehe 😜
Anybody with children sees the humor in it!
@@TheRedRabbit08yeah but it got real gross for me when he said "that's what I said. I said that" after saying he was going to assault his son. that loses you the "it's just exaggeration" argument. A whole audience laughing at child abuse is pretty sad
kevin: “i strangled my son”
crowd: “HAHAHA”
Fr probably all insane and ignorant parents
As someone who grew up with parents who did this, I felt very uncomfortable... and breathless
@@tatemick1 sounds like a you problem
@@cxtr_playz5059 really does doesn't it
@@tatemick1 that’s crazy bro absolutely crazy but that’s a you problem
Kevin never hurts to watch .he literally makes me roll on the ground crying when I watch him
I'm one up on you...I just go ahead and get on the floor cuz I know I will be there....soon. !
When his son turned 8 and was finally taller than him their dynamic changed
Bro 😂
That's why choking him is ok. Remember what happened to katt Williams at the middle School. Can't let them get the drop on you man
@@Bdh841 Kids are ruthless these days
Only in the west
Lol, my mother is 5ft 1, and I'm 5ft 9. Nothing has changed for any of her children. We still don't cross the line. Lol
“Come on daddy don’t do me like that”
I am lmfao 🤣
"CoMe On DaDdY dOn'T dO mE lIkE tHaT" got me dying😂
He is brilliant, every line cracks me up 😂😂😂😂
“Come on Daddy don’t do me like that”😂😂😂dying
The crackhead dance was a little too accurate for me. Lmao!!
😂
His dad was a crackhead
He ran & told da code from a far😂😂😂Buddy been going crazyyyy
U think he would say that with straight face to his dad infront of him
Come on daddy dont do me like that had me rolling
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Casually saying that he was choking his son as if it was normal
ikr
Bro like that's not normal.
Y’all don’t know he lied for the joke do you 💀💀
@@Vaehvae how do you know?
Shit if you think your chile said fuck you to you the reaction is normal and accepted
Kids that are discipline in home a certain way for being disrespectful not abuse don't go outside killing animals then then a large majority of their class later on
KEVIN IS SO CRAZY. LOVE HIS STAND UP. HE IS RIGHT. WHAT IS IT WITH KIDS AND THEIR PHONES. THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT THEIR PHONES. TOO FUNNY KEVIN. I LOVE IT.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro turned a terrific scene into comedy show
It was amazing
Did you mean to say terrifying
@@zeyneppp5170 bro said terrific like amazing lol
@@zeyneppp5170 ikr
I can listen to him all dayyyyyy 😂😂😂😂
Kevin confessed his crime on stage 👍
Not a crime
@@manidk2719 It is, child abuse?
@@neverburstx4638 nah it s legal in most states of U.S.A and a lot of other countries. If u think that s child abuse, you had really nice and calm childhood
@@manidk2719 W name
@@manidk2719 it absolutely is a crime
Maannn that kid was prepared for this moment better than I wil ever be😂
Ya I give the phone to my parents and I pray to god that I deleted the bikini models on insta
He looked dead into the camera & said "I said that" AKA, try & cancel me b*tch, I don't care. 😂 Gotta rewatch this special, so good.
Exactly 😂
🤣NBS
🤣🤣🤣 listen he know his black brethren and sistas cancelling him out.
when he went AAAAAAA.. I thought he was gonna sing the Lion King
He can't be cancelled, he's black
The part where he says. What the fuck u say to me got me rolling lol
Kevin is the only person who can talk about child abuse and not get cancelled
guys it was a joke y’all need to tone it down
Any parent can get away with it, people don’t see it as abuse if the child isn’t visibly harmed or been hit with an object other than a belt or hand
The fact his child was ok with saying “fuck you” to him shows within itself that Kevin is not abusing him fr. It’s just part of the skit
@@priyamanobal idk man, ppl will say all types of shit when they’re mad
@@Damian.TAC0MUNCHR Doesn’t matter how mad you are. When you have strict/abusive parents you learn to say it in your head or don’t say it at all
Like I don’t know to if I should laugh or be concerned
" All I heard downstairs, FUCK YOU!" Got me cracking my balls. And I'm in the library rn
💀
🤨💀 wtf
🤣
His impressions of his son got me laughing so hard I could barely breathe
We need more celebrities like that😂
I wouldn’t have even been alive at this point-💀💀
Same 💀💀
Kevin Hart is so hilarious, I love him
Me too😂👏
“Daddy don’t do me like datt” 😂
‘cOme daDDy DoNT dO mE LiKe ThaT,’ had me laughing bro😂
“Come on daddy don’t do me like that”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"THE CODE IS FRICK YOU"dead laughing🤣
No. It was "fuck you"
Finally, someone on UA-cam, who doesn’t have bad words and their comments
CHOKING and ABUSING your son is so funny! That just makes me LOL laugh emoji!!!!
honest to god
Broz dancing had me bouncing
I watched this video over a hundred times and still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳👏💯
Man same😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Kevin hart’s son “Fuck you!” at that moment he knew he fuck up 😂🤣😅😭💀
"C'mon dad don't do me like that" got me rolling on the floor
Dont do me like that Daddy 😂😂 I love the dance
Kevin has gotten much better from 5 years ago.
The thing is the more you do something with passion the better you will get at it.
Who could have known?
A kids worst nightmare number one when dad asked for your phone💀💀💀👹
That little leg wiggle with "Don't do me like that"😂😂😂
He’s son turn immediately into Bobby brown 😂😂😂
I love kevin Hart's jokes😂
“Come on daddy don’t do me like that.” 😂
“cOme oN DaDDy doNt dO mE liKe ThAt” dance had me on the floor dying