Coz this guy is no entertainer at all. And his inspirational stuff is just pure BS^^ He should have sticked with what he can do and not doing fake survival shows.
13:51 “I’ve written checks to Mr. A Boatman” 😂 That just makes it sound like you have literally no idea what his name was and just put in his profession “A Boatman”.
The only thing I really want to do in life is see Michael McIntyre's Big Show in New York or anywhere! I've watched every show on UA-cam! I love it when he does the accents from around the UK. Hey Michael, I'll teach you how to speak with a US southern accent. Sherry - North Carolina, USA.
@@jessicaable5095 I got really annoyed at my son because he wouldn't come and help me saying "he had to help his friend or he would die" i got so stressed and shouted i don't give a dam about your friend!! Not realising his friend could hear! Then he got upset cos his friend quit the game and blocked him! Ha
Is it me or everything sounds as previously rehearsed? The pics... The text itself... The messages' replays... I would've expected some top contacts like NatGeo's CEO, producers... The best part, Michael taking about his children. That was real!
Bears wife looks 'long suffering' .... One could only imagine :)...The only reason Bear is not laughing on the ground is because 'nothing' fazes him! He's done just about it all....He is a very cool guy.
LOVE M.M . Always feel JOLLY after Watching Him. After the last couple of Years , the World , It's Citizens needs Respite. Laughter is the Best Medicine. So take some time to have a Chuckle.
Can I just say I have been on a boat and got about 20-30 meters away from bears island saw his dog and his kid and one of my closest friends met him in the beach by his beach hut by his island. Every year I go to wales right by bears island and we walk along so many beaches where you can see his island. It is mental. If you go to 5:24 you can see the beach we always got to it is called quarry beach search it on google maps if you don’t believe me
I think parent shouldn't complain about their kids playing games because they don't provide anything which is more stimulating than playing games. It's obvious that bears kids spend loads of time outside because he makes it fun and has a passion for it. You you just get angry at home because they won't just go outside then you need to improve your parenting.
Why aren't we talking about his wife's face after the first two female responses? Her face screams "Are you seriously still talking to them"? She's mad and it shows. She's trying to stay calm for the cameras but the ride home had to be pretty loud! Poor Bear
@@musaab3561 Yeah I know why he grew it I'm just saying it doesn't suit him one bit... and that's putting it lightly, it actually looks utterly ridiculous my first reaction to seeing it was urhh wtf is that? surely someone as well known and connected as Bear Grylls could be doing way more beneficial stuff for charity than growing a balding caterpillar on his face
You do realise that he isn't a comedian right? XD I wouldn't know what to answer either. His TV show isn't about fun or jokes so why should he be like that?
@@haughsinead Well Bears phone already had the title "xxSendToAllxx" for a phone entry, obviously set up for the show, so he had already copied what he considered to be 'All' his contacts, picking and choosing who should be in the game, its hardly a stretch of the imagination to send them all a warning first. Plus a couple of recipiants on these shows had inferred they knew it was Mcintyre sending the text anyway, pretty much impossible to know unless you was a big fan of the show. or knew beforehand.
“Sorry, Bear, if you google me I _am_ a comedian” 😂 brilliant
I love how I obviously Bear has no idea how to respond to Michael's jokes and just continues giving his inspirational interview answers.
Kye Rafferty 👏
Yeah he should’ve just shut up. He clearly didn’t take Michael’s joke about shit very well. It would’ve been avoided if he kept mouth shut.
Coz this guy is no entertainer at all. And his inspirational stuff is just pure BS^^
He should have sticked with what he can do and not doing fake survival shows.
Boba Bier just because its planned it doesn’t mean he can’t actually do it
@@bobabier5394 bruv....this guy is ex special forces. Royal British Marines. he cant just survive, he's bloody brutal at it too.
why is nobody talking about how he literally looks like Sportacus from Lazy Town????
Hahahahaha
lol
It's the mustache
Rip Sportacus
Lmfao
In return Bear should take Michael on one of those celebrity survival weekends.
I would actually pay to watch that 😅
13:51 “I’ve written checks to Mr. A Boatman” 😂
That just makes it sound like you have literally no idea what his name was and just put in his profession “A Boatman”.
Am I the only one who thinks Gordon Ramsay and bear grills should have a show together 😂
michael’s face when he said you could hunt 😭
n a m u yeah I know, I almost died laughing in hysterics!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
I know! The way he said “hunt!” slayed me.
He obviously cleaned his contacts up before he arrived.
Hasnt everyone done that on here? Lol
Of course he did. Every celebrity is told to remove anything they absolutely don't want anyone to see
Or he’s not attached to his phone like the rest of us.
He still looked nervous though.
@@BuinidhMoChridheDoAlba That did not stop Ellie Goulding from keeping Princess Beatrice in her phone for a hilarious moment.
Is it only me that would actually watch him do this in his old teachers back garden 😂
I'd love to see Bear Grylls on I'm a Celebrity, that would be fun 😂😂 Give'um all a run for their money
that would be like holiday camp imagine... Bear eat these kangaroo balls, sure thing! excellent source of protein
"Oh this is when the wind was in a wrong direction"
A;so, how fun is it that this outdoorsy man has such an outdoorsy name!!!
hes called Edward
Seriously. How do you even come up with the ideas to those text - messages. They are so hilarious. 😂🤣
He’s a comedian.
Is that not the creepiest moustache ever ?
yes. yes it is.
Jerrod Leeman hes growing it for “Movember”.. looks creepy though lol.
i thought it was drawn on
Assassins moustache
It’s for charity
Why do all the celebs sign their texts?
Who signs their texts????
Celebs.
I thought it was a British thing?
@@Cheersbabe91 no.. im scottish and i know no one who does this
It is more British
@@haughsinead it must be more of an english rather than british thing because like no one in scotland does it
Congrats! You have been visited by the RARE lucky clover. You will have good luck forever :)
So cute 💕
“You have chocolate on your face bear.” Oh no
That face on his wife is ' I just wish you were normal'.
I think this would be the best series ever. I'd watch every episode in anyone's back yard.
Absolutely brilliant as usual! Just wiping away the tears from laughing so much!
'Everyone is believing it so far.'
I don't think so.
I'm sure it's mostly fake, but it's still a good laugh.
That’s a flashers moustache if ever I saw one!
That's disgusting. It's not ok to joke about sexual assualt
@@khalifwriter.7765 Are you for real? 😂
its more 80's porn than 80's porn
It’s for Movember
@@pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733 please refrain from using these graphic words since kids can be on here.
Thank you
if Bear was a spice he'd be flour... but his wife is absolutely beautiful, looks like such a kind soul.
4:41 Didn’t know Uber Eats can deliver to a rock near the coast of Wales.
Aye-Htun Ohn He said they only spend part of the year there...
Aye-Htun Ohn he uses it when he is not on the island
Michael always entertains us and my family love this show. Good luck from Malaysia 🇲🇾.
This could well be a real show. The bare Bear from the Sky
The Bare Bear Necessities. Copyright 2019.
Bear goes bare
A cross over ....The bare bear meets the bare naked chief.
Please god .
Yes
😍😍😍😍
lololol
😂
Love the bit about his inspired son running around an island for survival 😂
The only thing I really want to do in life is see Michael McIntyre's Big Show in New York or anywhere! I've watched every show on UA-cam! I love it when he does the accents from around the UK. Hey Michael, I'll teach you how to speak with a US southern accent. Sherry - North Carolina, USA.
Michael never fails to make us laugh 😂
Are all these 'old friends' sidechicks? Hahaha
YOu have to be brave to wear a mustache like that.
Take it you lot have never heard of Movember...
Hahaha
He's doing movember
Bear, Bear, Bear - that moustache! What were you thinking? It has to go.
its for movember
Michael McIntyre does a perfect Australian accent. 😂😂😂 Cheers, from Country Victoria. Australia 🇦🇺 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
It's hard to find a parent who understands that we can't pause a online match.
@alphadawn2015 lennon basically, kill your character and come down and eat
@@jessicaable5095 I got really annoyed at my son because he wouldn't come and help me saying "he had to help his friend or he would die" i got so stressed and shouted i don't give a dam about your friend!! Not realising his friend could hear! Then he got upset cos his friend quit the game and blocked him! Ha
@alphadawn2015 lennon ok boomer
@@illumindonnaughty thats not nice you just ruined a friendship hope your proud of yourself
Why does every dad have the game paper toss 😂
Total missed chance to sign the text "Bare Grylls"
Oh heck. Teacher's a legend for figuring it out though.
This is the best of the lot. Bravo
I’m just here for for Michael
Oh, I can't stop laughing! 😂
Lol when he introduced him it sounded like he was shouting "Bake Rolls" instead of "Bear Grylls" XD
The replies all point to a very witty British sense of humour. Love it.
Love the pics.... 'A poo with a view'
I love SEND TO ALL!!!
There is a toilet block here on the sunny coast qld🇦🇺 called loo with a view 🤣 overlooking the ocean....no umbrella⛱ needed however
yeah he's a bit tame for Aussie watchers. Mind you, the loo with a view has its own biome....lol
Is it me or everything sounds as previously rehearsed? The pics... The text itself... The messages' replays... I would've expected some top contacts like NatGeo's CEO, producers... The best part, Michael taking about his children. That was real!
That was the best one so far!
The teacher was a coach. This was great.
Yehhhh , missed you . Great friendship when landing in the all together is not a problem x. Fingers crossed for Xmas special. Take care everyone 😉
As an Australian, I love his Pat Cash accent. :-D
I love MM
He is seriously has some great friends 👍🏻👍🏻
I love this bloke...😀🔝🆒️👍
Bears wife looks 'long suffering' .... One could only imagine :)...The only reason Bear is not laughing on the ground is because 'nothing' fazes him! He's done just about it all....He is a very cool guy.
LOVE M.M . Always feel JOLLY after Watching Him. After the last couple of Years , the World , It's Citizens needs Respite. Laughter is the Best Medicine. So take some time to have a Chuckle.
Ok boomer
11:15. That laugh! Love it!
WTF WHERE YOU THINKING WITH THAT MUSHTASHE BEAR 😂😂😂😂😂 RIP it off wife 😂❤🤗
moustache not mushtashe and also its for movember
Andy who is a boatman but may or may not be call Andy boatman.😂 talk about self advertising. 🤣
Thought the text could have been better tbh .....
Text starts at 7:20 if anyone wants to skip the start
Bear Grills has Uber eats on his phone while he lives on an Island
(Because you people on YT seem so serious) it was a joke
BobbybearAlpha Gaming they go to extreme lengths to deliver!
Have you heard they have a paratrooper division?
He obviously uses it when he isn’t on the island
Vicodyn Yes that’s intended. I am fantastic at making DAD jokes
"Teddy Bakes" with mustache, oh hello 😂
0:45 is it me or the two ladies start moving almost in sync when their names are called out.
Robots...
Lizards
Can I just say I have been on a boat and got about 20-30 meters away from bears island saw his dog and his kid and one of my closest friends met him in the beach by his beach hut by his island. Every year I go to wales right by bears island and we walk along so many beaches where you can see his island. It is mental. If you go to 5:24 you can see the beach we always got to it is called quarry beach search it on google maps if you don’t believe me
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1:40 FYI I live at that “beautiful Welsh coastline” overlooking his “lump of rock” of an island. Fact.
I think parent shouldn't complain about their kids playing games because they don't provide anything which is more stimulating than playing games. It's obvious that bears kids spend loads of time outside because he makes it fun and has a passion for it. You you just get angry at home because they won't just go outside then you need to improve your parenting.
If they plugged mine in, all they could see, would be factory settings.
Abersoch!!! The island is wonderful. If there’s a paraglider flying around the village, it’s 70% chance it’s bear!
the micro expressions on his wife's face.....a psychologist would have a field day with this one. she is pissed
The fortnight bit is exactly what my brother is like
Bear Grylls has some awesome friends xD
So excited to wake up to a MM Send to All!
He looked so nervous.
Love Michael. Think he's brilliant. The show no longer contains his own comedy though. :( Surely, he has some new material, right?
Not sure about the rest of the show, but this video did contain the fortnite bit. Yeah maybe it wasn't much but surely that counts?
The difficulty is the more famous you become, the more work you get and the less time to think up new material.
Why aren't we talking about his wife's face after the first two female responses? Her face screams "Are you seriously still talking to them"? She's mad and it shows. She's trying to stay calm for the cameras but the ride home had to be pretty loud! Poor Bear
If that isn't the most suspect looking mustache
6:40 😂
Lol love it
You know how some men suit having a mustache?
...yeah? Bear isn't one of those men
He grew it for "movember" a charity for mens health issues like prostate cancer testicular cancer depression and suicide.
@@musaab3561 Yeah I know why he grew it I'm just saying it doesn't suit him one bit... and that's putting it lightly, it actually looks utterly ridiculous my first reaction to seeing it was urhh wtf is that? surely someone as well known and connected as Bear Grylls could be doing way more beneficial stuff for charity than growing a balding caterpillar on his face
The male teachers in my school also did the Movember thing
It’s for movember
Bear grill's replies were the most unfunny out of all the Send To All segments on the entire show of every year
And? Not everyone will react the same way.
You do realise that he isn't a comedian right? XD
I wouldn't know what to answer either. His TV show isn't about fun or jokes so why should he be like that?
@@jimmythetrumpet3632 Toria Welsh probably knows that, but they're just pointing that they weren't as funny
Brilliant comedy!
I think his teacher sounds a bit dodgy, he took the kids on holidays and taught them wrestling🤔
Your a bit dodgy, he never said his teacher took the kids on holidays. Check out what people say first b4 you make a comment of what was not said.
@@LUREDADDY52 mate it was a light hearted joke of a comment, stop taking everything to heart man
hE CREEPS ME OUT Eugh
Jeanne Jackson why ? I like him
You do an excellent Aussie accent!
YES IT'S BACK!!!
Chopper Reid tosh. Nice.
Bear Grylls parachuting with no parachute ! That l would watch.
Love Bear Grylls
Lets face it, these celebs warn all their contacts before they go on the show.
Suzy Siviter I don’t think so
@@haughsinead Well Bears phone already had the title "xxSendToAllxx" for a phone entry, obviously set up for the show, so he had already copied what he considered to be 'All' his contacts, picking and choosing who should be in the game, its hardly a stretch of the imagination to send them all a warning first. Plus a couple of recipiants on these shows had inferred they knew it was Mcintyre sending the text anyway, pretty much impossible to know unless you was a big fan of the show. or knew beforehand.
@@haughsinead 3 words for this show: "Fake and Gay"
How many times can he fit the 'nevermore' into Send To All?
1:02 "and captain marvel"
Crowd "whooo... Oh err yeah
He has a lot of great female friends
Michael I can fully relate if it's not the ipad phone or UA-cam I turn WiFi off xx Angela
Hilarious so funny
❤️😍🐻😍❤️
13:25 Can someone please tell me the name(s) Michael mentioned? Andy ........ ?
Star tg
Omg spot on about Fortnite. My little cousin is the exact same lol
6:36 David Thewlis.
Who the hell is this guy? He looks like that Survival show guy without the mustache.
Has he been eating a marmite sandwich
its for movember
So far only female replied. Only a few males. Bear’s wife 👀 lit up hearing about all these female names
Now do Prince Andrew.
Contacts:
Kid #1
Kid #2
Kid #3
Kid #4
Kid #5
Kid #6
Kid #7
Epstein