So what DOES Dan eat? It seems everything processed makes him gag violently. I picture him as a gnome who lives in a magical garden and lives only on fresh strawberries and love.
Wow, that Hormel meal doesn't fuck around. It just comes right out and says there's 160% of your daily cholesterol intake, right there, in that box. No allusions to multiple servings and pretending it's your fault if you ate the relatively small thing in its entirety, just "This is an unending storm of cholesterol. Get ready." Should have a list of fuckin' cardiologists printed on there.
Well again, a lot of products bullshit you about serving sizes and such to make the numbers on the box less horrifying, so it's unusual to see something just say to hell with it.
the worst part is, they recommend you to "start the day!" and tell you that it's satisfying and you should take it everyday. they're straight up trying to give heart attacks to people who don't read the box.
Actually, whenever i make a french rolled omlette i do it over low heat for like, ten minutes. You can always like, fry an omlette in less than 3 minutes or something but there are variations that take longer.
Ashens and Dan at a Restaurant Ashens: Hey Dan Dan: Yes Stuart Ashens: Want to try this steak dinner with onions? Dan: *Retches and Vomits all over the restaurant table*
Sulphite is bold because its an allergy from some people. Same reason Whole Egg is bold too. Although I would find it shocking if someone bought an omelet and didn't expect egg to be in it.
lunavixen015 it's actually because peanuts or not nuts. They are legumes and are from the same family as peas. But they have to have the "may contain nuts" warning as they are processed in the same factory as nuts despite the fact they are not nuts.
***** Bury the evidence at least 100 yards away from any water source, otherwise it can contaminate it. Remember kids, when you bury people, don't put them near water!
***** Had one, it was edible....but I certainly would not go out of my way to eat another. Smoked eggs is something else I don't care for, but I would certainly go for them before eating another century egg.
Drowns In Kool Aid I’m assuming you’re a man? Y’all so weird, who cares what people get sick at fr, we get it you’re manly and don’t do womanly things like gagging 😆
The spanish omelette consists on a potato and egg basis, and is often sold pre-cooked (obviously not a great choice). Im pretty sure it can last a couple weeks if well conserved
DarkdustDragon There are different preservation conditions towards eggs depending where in the world you live. In America, keeping eggs chilled is 100% necessary however in the United Kingdom, eggs are preserved fine in room temperature.
'Sulphite' is in bold because it is an allergy ingredient. If you look at the ingredients on things, usually anything like nuts, milk, salt, gluten etc will be in bold for that reason.
That Blind Guy eh, it's what I call a functional meal. If I'm low on time and have nothing better to fix it's not really bad. Just completely forgettable, but I mean fuck, who actually has good food for every meal of the day unless they're rich?
Exarian My thoughts exactly. I can enjoy (or loathe) a $30 steak as much as I can enjoy a $2 pre-made meal. Price tag is meaningless to me. If it tastes good or is at least inoffensive, I'll eat it.
BUDDER SAUCE They're pretty good all around, imo. On the subject of the Compleats, their chicken and rice (last time I had it anyway) is fucking delicious.
1:08 A spanish omelet is supposed to be round because you make it in a fucking frying pan! That is square! Why? 6:09 Yeah, if they say that... 9:45 That's basically what all these microwaved singleportion stuff is. "Bachelor chow", they don't exist because of laziness or convinience, they exist because of incompetence.
From Wikipedia: When mixed with water, sodium metabisulfite releases sulfur dioxide (SO2), a pungent, unpleasant smelling gas that can also cause breathing difficulties in some people. :D
Did you notice at 4:45 he spoke to dan off camera telling him to pretend. Do you think that was supposed to be edited out and dan i fact, fakes his wretching?
Some people are sensitive to sulphites/sulfites and so it's bolded as a very very slight warning. Most wine is treated with them and those people can't safely drink it. That treatment has been done for centuries, long before people knew much about the chemistry.
Damian Freeman as a relatively normal person with little experience with disgusting food, i can tell you that I wouldn't be retching like a sick donkey.
Totallynotkyubey Perhaps not but I know I probably would. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I can end up retching just from the smell of cat food (or more usually, mashing it up).
I've watched this video in 2015, 2016 and 2017 and every time I come here the Dan jokes have escalated. 10/10 will come here every year for the rest of my life.
Oliver Oliver What makes you so certain? I'd like to indulge in that sense of humor, but it didn't seem intentional. I'm not going to be a worrywart about it, just saying. I need to brighten up.
I know what this is good for! Throw a packet at the kidnapped person in your basement. "Here are your rations." *toss* "You shall eat them COLD." Grin as they sob in despair.
"Tasteless with a horrible aftertaste of egginess" Sadly, I know that taste, at work, they make scramble using some kind of liquid egg thing and this sentence describes that horror perfectly.
I find Dan to be wonderful. You'd think after ages, I'd be okay to come back and enjoy it. But nope, people still whine about him in the comments. Honestly.
+Beka Strife but that gives us LESS episodes to watch! so it's better to complain, so that ashens might STOP adding him in, and we can watch ALL the episodes, without any trouble!
I adore Dan. I love how Ashens includes him in videos still even as his fans bash the poor guy to hell. If you don't like Dan, don't watch the video. ^^ simple advice.
As an American I always get super nervous when he brings out the American foods. I've eaten these Hormel meals before and they are not bad. Oh well at least we still have the victory from the 20 year old fruit snacks episode. Our way out of date fruit snacks were actually edible unlike the British brand.
Pretty sure that's because as a general rule the other side of the world to America tends to enjoy real food more than whatever come in those ready meal packs
Ashens: "Hey Dan"
Dan: *throws up*
+Anal “Negro” Avacado XD ROFL!!
thats how aids started.
your name and pic TURN ME ON.
JayJay- tripz hi ball bag😨👳💰💣🔌🎃
hi bonzy
**Ashens looks towards the general direction of Dan**
**Dan starts throwing up**
"Don't eat it, Stuart, you're gonna get sick"
Dan, do you not understand the purpose of this channel?
+Bob Woggle Retro tat and pop stations?
Shut the fuck up
+Bob Woggle Dan said that just as I read your comment haha
plus this wasn't the worst egg he's ever had. If you seen the 1000 year egg
Spazzoid 100 year egg I believe.
So what DOES Dan eat? It seems everything processed makes him gag violently. I picture him as a gnome who lives in a magical garden and lives only on fresh strawberries and love.
He's vegan now
@@zombiehalo9588 so not much then?
@@mattymerr701 pretty much
I like to believe he just said that so Ashens wouldn't put any more suspicious food items in front of him. 😂
@@peterclarke7240 maybe
My dog farted at the exact moment the omelette hit the plate and I thought I was going to be crazy for a second.
Most underated comment on this video.
L O L
I've been laughing at this comment for five minutes, omfg.
Dan could have his own channel, where he just dry heaves at stuff.
*sees air*
*gags*
LMFAO
*embraces the miracles of life*
*gags*
*Inhales oxygen*
*gags and vomits*
kinky
D- *gagging*
S- "So you like it, then?"
D- *gagging*
It's channels like this that make me glad to be alive. Many thanks.
Sounds like a porno.
"Try it! You'll like it!" sounds like something your parents would say to get you to eat something that you probably wouldn't like.
+gmann215 something they they know you MOST CERTAINLY won't like! XD lol
Wasn't that the major line in Life cereal commercials back in the 80's?
Those hormel breakfast bowls are actualy tasty despite the gross look
Wow, that Hormel meal doesn't fuck around. It just comes right out and says there's 160% of your daily cholesterol intake, right there, in that box. No allusions to multiple servings and pretending it's your fault if you ate the relatively small thing in its entirety, just "This is an unending storm of cholesterol. Get ready."
Should have a list of fuckin' cardiologists printed on there.
eggs are naturally high in cholesterol. 2 eggs are easily above the daily recommended amount of cholesterol.
Well again, a lot of products bullshit you about serving sizes and such to make the numbers on the box less horrifying, so it's unusual to see something just say to hell with it.
Christ alive, you could eat one of those in the morning, and be full for the whole day.
the worst part is, they recommend you to "start the day!" and tell you that it's satisfying and you should take it everyday.
they're straight up trying to give heart attacks to people who don't read the box.
Okay, now we're gettin' a little crazy.
Maybe Ashens has several brown couches in his garage and he has to swap them every time he does a food special.
I heard he's a brown sofa dealer, but keep it on the low low...
will do
*puts on tin foil hat*
The sofa was white when it was new.
+Joshua lol
Dan suffering in the background always cracks me up. The sound he produces is not unlike the one made by people who are about to die.
if you go to 4:44 he Ashens tells him to fake a reaction
Fuck off, no one asked for your opinion. I was just pointing somthing out.
+Julia Zawadzka your just discusting
Deez Nutz You're just illiterate.
@@Ben-hv8xi youtube comments bring the worst out of people
military rAshens
Ignite Light 🤣
God, that's good.
Man I hate and love this one. Good job dude
You're welcome!
Hi Mike!
Mike! On an Ashens video! *fangirl explosion*
I see your looking for inspiration on a ASHENS video.
No I'm not, I'm Tyler.
Just another cheap ashens knockoff only steadily growing bald.
The omelette looks like a cross between a banana laffy taffy and a U.S. Military food ration
WHO TOLD YOU??!! THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!! (shakes you like a british nanny)
Just never eat the rations that are omelette meals... Thats what they tell ya... And that LOOKS just like one someone slapped into a box.
Well omelettes aren't supplied in the U.S MREs, and they are actually quite nice.
+Lucas Baxter try british rations. you will knoe true pain after tex mex pasta
+Matt Collyer Oh god I've heard the horror stories about those
People rag on Dan for dry heaving all the time, but let's be honest, Stuart doesn't bring him in for anything GOOD tasting.
But when does Stuart eat good things?
@@watchspotting those international snacks are usually okay
That's true but Dan is also a wuss.
@@looksirdroids9134 Can you blame him though, for all the shit that Ashens made him eat?
I don't know what was funnier, the violated egg slab plopping out of the pouch, or the standard Dan reaction.
Why does a pre-cooked omelette take 8 minutes to cook which is longer than actually cooking a real omelette.....
Because it's pre cooked.
+Trivialise that makes no sense
You're having to reheat it slowly because you dont want to actually cook it any more.
Actually, whenever i make a french rolled omlette i do it over low heat for like, ten minutes. You can always like, fry an omlette in less than 3 minutes or something but there are variations that take longer.
I assume it's from frozen on low
"Don't eat it Stuart. You're gonna get sick" Clearly Dan is new to this channel.
sorry to say this dude but the hammers are gonna get relegated.... again
COYI
Coyi!!
SmittenTheKitteninMittens
Hammers are still in the Prem 2 years later 😂
Best line is the very first omelette where Ashens gives Dan the bit and just as he's dying "so you liked it then?"
Nice profile pic dude
Not trying the wacky Easter eggs out in the UK this year? Like Marmite flavoured chocolate Easter eggs?
I am disappoint.
D8 The horror...
Larry, I got an Oreo Easter egg. From Asda, I think
Marmite flavoured chocolate? dafuq is wrong with your country's food?
Syn ergy Nothin', it's just that the majority of this country likes Marmite and chocolate so why not both? Love it or hate it though.
ButtonMasher Because they don't mix. Just like mint and fish. Or peas on pizza. It's dreadful.
Dan: *opens the window and breathes* OH MY GOD *vomits and gags*
SinGenesis because you fart right in his face??
Vile creature
Ashens and Dan at a Restaurant
Ashens: Hey Dan
Dan: Yes Stuart
Ashens: Want to try this steak dinner with onions?
Dan: *Retches and Vomits all over the restaurant table*
Omfg too perfect xD
Someone give this man a medal.
To be honest... just what DOES Dan eat?! By now I worry he begins to choke when he senses anything that isn't water or air...
CosmicKoala Ashens: Hey Dan what's the tim-
Dan: *Retches and projectile vomits all over the floor*
Ashens: Hey Dan I need help cleaning up your puke.
Dan: *Retches and Vomits all over the floor*
Why do Ashens' food videos always make me hungry? This worries me greatly.
same
cuz it actually looks kinda yummy
hey if you want to eat this food i dont think he would be aposed to giving you the rest?
+brb224 Can I message him?
have fun
Stuart: ooh that does smell a bit bad
Dan: *ACK HOORRRK URRGGHHKKK*
Sulphite is bold because its an allergy from some people. Same reason Whole Egg is bold too. Although I would find it shocking if someone bought an omelet and didn't expect egg to be in it.
A grocery shop here sells milk cartons with the note "contains milk". This is just a precaution in case someone with an allergy would sue them.
It's the same people who sue because they didn't know coffee they dumped in their crotch was hot
Big Bob's Beepers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LOL L
Mojobojo Peanut butter also warns "contains nuts". It's mostly to protect against litigation, some people are also just really fucking stupid.
lunavixen015 it's actually because peanuts or not nuts.
They are legumes and are from the same family as peas.
But they have to have the "may contain nuts" warning as they are processed in the same factory as nuts despite the fact they are not nuts.
an excellent source of protein *chef excellence theme plays*
EGGcellent
Tfw chef excellence uses a yellow background
'An Eggcellent Product.'
Hormel, the company that made those pre-packaged bacon and eggs, is also the company that manufactures Spam. Explains a lot, I feel.
dam man i want some spam now
One of my friends had that omelette thing on the Silver DofE expedition, long story short, we buried it.
The awful meal, or the friend?
***** Bury the evidence at least 100 yards away from any water source, otherwise it can contaminate it. Remember kids, when you bury people, don't put them near water!
54321blader The more you know ~~~*
54321blader some people would recommend 200-300 yards,
It looks like the sort of food that if the Skynet robots dig it up in 1000 years to feed to the Zombies it'll probably look and taste the same.
Ashens: Look, its food
Dan: *pukes*
What the shit does the guy eat, that does not make him puke?
Once you eat a century egg nothing ever phases you again
*****
Had one, it was edible....but I certainly would not go out of my way to eat another. Smoked eggs is something else I don't care for, but I would certainly go for them before eating another century egg.
Human flesh
Grain.
As a Spaniard, I'll say that's an insult to the glorious Spanish Omelette. I've never seen something looking less like a spanish omelette.
I know right, omelette are yellow with browny patches and stuff, and have the nice potato chunks. This looks like a haribo sweet
Of all the Army MRE's I had, I always, always refused the Omlet one.
I'd rather go hungry.
i refused them all and i was the damn cook..... on the bright side the beagle liked the stew
Ayoooo proto! Surprised seeing you here!
ProtoMario my mother brought home MRE's one day...they were amazing but, im not hard to please when it comes to food.
Nathan Clark some are good, most, especially in the army are the cheapest in the barrel
she brought them home occasionally (she was in the military so she got them for free)...i would eat again (7.5 / 10)
"can be consumed cold if desired" is probably the most depressing thing I've seen from any Ashens video
Dan is the kind of guy to gag at air
@@Mr_Jack_Shelby vile and painful are 2 completely different things.....
Drowns In Kool Aid I’m assuming you’re a man? Y’all so weird, who cares what people get sick at fr, we get it you’re manly and don’t do womanly things like gagging 😆
@@Dogy0909 ... what the fuck are you talking about?
except hormel eggs and potatoes
One food you should only *ever* eat fresh, is *eggs.*
Razzlewolfflight Also, milk and cream, both of which are sometimes found in omelettes.
The spanish omelette consists on a potato and egg basis, and is often sold pre-cooked (obviously not a great choice). Im pretty sure it can last a couple weeks if well conserved
Jaime Rodriguez Anything with an egg base still needs to be kept cold, either in a fridge or freezer. I feel that condition may not have been met.
Razzlewolfflight sushi is quite high on that list too
DarkdustDragon There are different preservation conditions towards eggs depending where in the world you live. In America, keeping eggs chilled is 100% necessary however in the United Kingdom, eggs are preserved fine in room temperature.
An EGGselent video.
maxima nig thats a bit eggcessive
Braingears excellent*
Braingears The second meal is an eggcelent source of protein
Braingears Why are we egging them on?
because it's eggsactly what the world needs at this point
I love how Dan sees the Hormel one and laughs in insanity.
How lazy do you have to be to buy this? Omelette has got to be one of the easiest, quickest things to cook next to toast.
It's a Spanish Omelette. Learn the difference
+El Stevo add some potatoes takes 5 mins if you go supersonic
a bread sandwich
El Stevo Did I do or say anything to indicate I don't know the difference?
I don't know how to make an omelette :(
'Sulphite' is in bold because it is an allergy ingredient. If you look at the ingredients on things, usually anything like nuts, milk, salt, gluten etc will be in bold for that reason.
+Graeme Pryce thanks for pointing that out, I was a bit confused by the way they had bolded that
You can’t be allergic to salt you need sodium to survive
WalnutTime DONT TELL ME WHAT IM ALLERGIC TOO!!!! PATRIARCHY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Also metasulphide stops the spread of bacteria it is used for normalizing wine
Ashens: "Hey Dan!"
Dan: *[RETCHING NOISES]*
Ashens: "You're breathing."
Dan: *[RETCHING NOISES]*
If there was an April Fools joke saying you died of food poisoning, I would've believed it.
Any egg dish that "requires no refrigeration" makes a shiver run through me.
Eggs in UK aren’t refrigerated.
Why the fuck does it look like a massive piece of ravioli
An actual mini-roll mutant ravioli from the planet pasta
redtiny802 all hail the flying spaghetti monster
hahahaha what kind of hellish ravioli looks like that?
If you find dead loli in your omelet then you have might have more of a problem then rancid egg.
"That absolutely reeks of my god"
I guess God really is dead after all.
.... and no one cares... if there is a hell... I'll see you there 🤘🤘🤘
Also we're the ones who killed him. Look how edgy I am... quoting Nietzche and Nine Inch Nails n shit... 🤣🤣🤣
Anthony Interesting tf dude
i miss the food specials so i have to rewatch them in 2024
Gang gang!
Stuart is making a new movie...so He's been absent from UA-cam 😢
Alternate title: Attempting to assassinate Dan with eggs
Eggsassinate, date I say
An eggstermination, if you will.
Hormel Compleats are usually alright, but prepackaged egg meal... things... are flavorless trash always from my experience.
"Hormel Compleats are usually alright"... Ugh the poor are so disgusting.
That Blind Guy eh, it's what I call a functional meal. If I'm low on time and have nothing better to fix it's not really bad. Just completely forgettable, but I mean fuck, who actually has good food for every meal of the day unless they're rich?
Exarian My thoughts exactly. I can enjoy (or loathe) a $30 steak as much as I can enjoy a $2 pre-made meal. Price tag is meaningless to me. If it tastes good or is at least inoffensive, I'll eat it.
That Blind Guy Hormel also has god like pre-packaged peperoni
BUDDER SAUCE They're pretty good all around, imo. On the subject of the Compleats, their chicken and rice (last time I had it anyway) is fucking delicious.
I've been watching these videos for like 7 years now. I feel like it's an essencial part of my lonely life.
Same but I started watching not long ago after years of avoiding UA-cam channels.
Ashens is like a friend.
I am glad you did not say “This is Sparta egg”, Stuart
4:22 you sure about that?
Pls make a series named "Ashens' rations"
Or "Rashens"
***** Good one!
***** An Excellent Series Title.
Poonbane Thank You :)
+bink Rashens.
7:25 - It looks like as if some prankster decides to put baby poop inside the package as an April Fool's joke.
"Salty Nothingness" is the name of my new theoretical indy band
Dan won't survive the apocalypse. I give him 10 hours max
2.....
@@rucu8311....minutes.
I would protect him
*Dan gags viciously* Ashens: So you like it then?
Says Hormel breakfast thing is from America. Cholesterol is 160% of daily recommended value. Confirmed from America.
+MrVirobot that, and the quality of the ingredients is trash.
Do you see the damn potato. erg
+MrVirobot had to look that up because I don't believe anybody - you're correct!
As an American, I can confirm these are from America, and that they taste of salty bile.
What nationality are you?
What nationality are you samljer?
Why does everyone hate the other people that sometimes are in ashens videos?
Barry is amazing!
Petr Říha Barry?
Petr Říha Yeah, Barry and Dan are both really funny
LOVEWhispersUK So are Ashens and Damien Slash... (aka the "Ideas Men")
Leak Yeah, Ideas men is hilarious!!! They have really good comedic chemistry :)
Dan: *dies from gagging*
Stuart: So you liked it then?
7:20 This Egg looks like Satan puked after partying too much.
Ashens: "Try Some"
Dan: "Do I have to?"
Ashens: "Yes, yes you do"
A great friendship has been ruined
Dan makes me laugh when I hear him laughing.
I loved the ominous 'PLOP' the omelet made as it hit the plate!
"The audience wants you to"
I literally always love Dan's reactions XD
If you don't like Dan direct your mouse over to the top right corner and close the window
But... But... I'm on a mac.
(I would never use a mac as I hate them but you get the joke)
But Ashens....
Pashow but... but... what about my other tabs?
_DarkWolf_ I was going to say that, but for real! (I'm only on it because II'm at work. I hate these things.)
But... buuut... what will I have to complain about?
9:03 - "Bad Spud."
*Instant Bob The Builder flashbacks*
1:08
A spanish omelet is supposed to be round because you make it in a fucking frying pan!
That is square! Why?
6:09
Yeah, if they say that...
9:45
That's basically what all these microwaved singleportion stuff is. "Bachelor chow", they don't exist because of laziness or convinience, they exist because of incompetence.
6:54
holy crap look at that cholesterol level.
XD 160% of your daily cholesterol intake
Holy fuck. That thing will stop your heart in an instant.
+Trivialise Unless of course you live in America, then this is just an afternoon snack comparatively.
Win_M27 Umm... Why exactly?
ThatEmoGamer Because he's an obnoxious, edgy internet kid.
1:50 ingredients in bold are things people are commonly allergic to. Eggs is bolded as well.
From Wikipedia: When mixed with water, sodium metabisulfite releases sulfur dioxide (SO2), a pungent, unpleasant smelling gas that can also cause breathing difficulties in some people.
:D
Thanks for sharing :) I was going to google that.
been laughing at that dry ass ending for years now
Stuart: thinks of dan
Dan: violently projectile vomits
Did you notice at 4:45 he spoke to dan off camera telling him to pretend. Do you think that was supposed to be edited out and dan i fact, fakes his wretching?
"When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to keep myself strong"
-no one gets heart disease like Gaston
Okay guys. Pause the video and go to 9:59. Then use your arrowkeys to watch that potato slide down.
Yummy.
I like Ashens enough to be watching videos as old as 10+ years lolz
Damn straight
Some people are sensitive to sulphites/sulfites and so it's bolded as a very very slight warning. Most wine is treated with them and those people can't safely drink it. That treatment has been done for centuries, long before people knew much about the chemistry.
Dan's laugh is so😍
Actually, I don't understand why everyone hates Dan, I think he's brilliant.
+holliehasnoidea He overreacts ALL the time. It really gets old after the first two times.
It's not a matter of overreacting. he's reacting like a normal person would. Don't forget Stuart has years of experience with bad crap.
Damian Freeman
as a relatively normal person with little experience with disgusting food, i can tell you that I wouldn't be retching like a sick donkey.
Totallynotkyubey Perhaps not but I know I probably would. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I can end up retching just from the smell of cat food (or more usually, mashing it up).
I've watched this video in 2015, 2016 and 2017 and every time I come here the Dan jokes have escalated. 10/10 will come here every year for the rest of my life.
Dan needs an award for his over acting with the omlette 👍
Great editing!
Big Bob's Beepers bob im gonna sub to you just because ive seen you comment in ashens vids all the time
***** He forgot to edit at 4:45, I wonder if they ever eat the stuff they show, probably not.
Magikpotion I'm 100000000% sure that was just a joke.
Oliver Oliver What makes you so certain? I'd like to indulge in that sense of humor, but it didn't seem intentional. I'm not going to be a worrywart about it, just saying.
I need to brighten up.
Magikpotion They already established that it was a joke over on the Ashens subreddit.
Nobody:
Dan: *violently vomits*
Dan : "Do I have to?"
Ashens : " YES" 🤣🤣
that's what every kid says when mom says " eat your vegetables" 😂
Have you voted Ashens for Smash yet?
Vero NeroreN What is Smash?
Vero NeroreN He would use tat to attack
*sign* smash is a thing from the 70 s that is a weird thing you mix with water and makes a thing like mash
George bamber lol
Jade Greenwood Super Smash Bros. (a video game)
*audible choking, gagging*
"So you liked it, then?"
I know what this is good for! Throw a packet at the kidnapped person in your basement. "Here are your rations." *toss* "You shall eat them COLD." Grin as they sob in despair.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.
... I have no comment.... How high were you two writing this?
33melonpaws77 no ventilation in the basement. even more despair
woollen hat basement is made of forks and Spanish omellete after 4 months
Not all of us have a kidnapped person in our basement
"Tasteless with a horrible aftertaste of egginess" Sadly, I know that taste, at work, they make scramble using some kind of liquid egg thing and this sentence describes that horror perfectly.
Aren't all eggs liquid?!
The British invaded half the word for their spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them
The spice must flow.
I remember the great egg war in vieggnam
I once got Indian food in a "ready-to-eat" package. And it was a horrible mistake.
Your ass didn't survive it?
All ready to eat meals are horrible
Poslish Army MRE's are actually not bad ;-;
American ones arent bad. Just kinda bland and generic tasting.
It tastes like it was designed. To fit a budget >>
+Dragon Butt (ThatsNoMoon) meanwhile im pretty sure british ones are designed to kill soldiers XD
Ashens: *exists*
Dan: *throws up violently*
I find Dan to be wonderful. You'd think after ages, I'd be okay to come back and enjoy it. But nope, people still whine about him in the comments. Honestly.
Then don't watch the episodes he's in? It's that easy, sir.
+Beka Strife but that gives us LESS episodes to watch! so it's better to complain, so that ashens might STOP adding him in, and we can watch ALL the episodes, without any trouble!
I don't find him that bad. Ever seen Good Mythical Morning? Link suffers from a weak stomach as well and no one bitches this much about him.
''It absolutely wreaks of- *My god*''
The omelette looks like something the sims would eat
I'm fine with Dan, I just can't stand him coughing and dying. Reminds me of the retching noise Alex makes in A Clockwork Orange, makes me feel sick.
I adore Dan. I love how Ashens includes him in videos still even as his fans bash the poor guy to hell. If you don't like Dan, don't watch the video. ^^ simple advice.
Both of their laughs are hilarious :D
"I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! THIS VIDEO IS OVER!"
- Ashens
As an American I always get super nervous when he brings out the American foods. I've eaten these Hormel meals before and they are not bad. Oh well at least we still have the victory from the 20 year old fruit snacks episode. Our way out of date fruit snacks were actually edible unlike the British brand.
STDrepository I actually love Harmel food bowls. I had this chicken and rice one. It was really good.
Yeah none of these are as bad as they say really.
It's just pretty bad for their tastes over there or atleast different from what they are used to
Pretty sure that's because as a general rule the other side of the world to America tends to enjoy real food more than whatever come in those ready meal packs
I mean you're noth wrong... we're not used to copious amounts of salt, cholesterol and corn syrup@@harutothefriendlyodst7639
No one's going to see this, but I wanted to say that this video is a classic that I return to almost every year. Fun stuff.
I just spent a minute of my life staring at an empty plate
Why does everybody hate Dan?
MaxTheKanuck #JoinTheMasterRace And he is in the vast majority of Ashens videos as of late.
I like Dan. I think of him as a talking kitty kat who always vomits.
Dan is not that bad
They don't, they are just jealous that he gets to be in a video with Ashens whereas they have to stay at home getting beaten by their parents. :)
Evan Jones
really? the vast majority? or is it just the old cake (4 months ago) and the bean one on his other channel?
2:18 "That retort pouch just gave birth!"
I can smell the omelet through the wifi.